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>TFW to intelligent too work or start a business

>> No.1922952

um...ok

>> No.1922964

Does the government just send you a check for being so intelligent?

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>>1922940
>TFW too intelligent to work or start a business so you invest all your savings into meme coins with hopes of 100x your investment and you watch the charts day in and day out patiently waiting for the coins to moon so you can finally tell your mom you made it by showing your fat bank account and when she asks "how did you get this" you reply "I made some smart investments" while knowing well that you have no knowledge of the market or the coins you only bought them because you saw some neets get rich of it and took advice from anonymous people on a japanese cartoon forum

>> No.1922970

>to

>> No.1923500

>>1922940
me to. i no that feel

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>>1922969
>me

>> No.1923558

>>1922969
>I made some smart investments
literalyl direct quote of what ive said to my mom

>> No.1923647

>>1922969

This should be turned into the /biz/ banner. This is the entire essence of the board right there. It's so true it hurts.

>> No.1923766

>>1923515
>Making it rain with $1 bills

>> No.1923769

Anon, but that is called stupidity.

>> No.1923772

>>1923766
You know what's funny? In Europe the strip clubs sell little paper bills so you aren't throwing coins at the dancers.

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>>1922969
>not memeing your way to success

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>>1922969
Delete this.

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>>1922940
iktf

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>>1922969
holy shittt das me

>> No.1924621

>>1922940
this is something a nigger would say

>> No.1924652

>>1922964
no but they should you cuck boi

>> No.1925520

>>1922969
Ohh ohh so cringy. Can u feel it guys, just like pewdiepie is making the cringy feels ohh...

So true it slashes trough your liver like hardest boss in dark souls 3.

>> No.1925535

I have crippling social anxiety and i'm basically a shut-in, i'd stutter to my chad investors and capitulate and run back to my room poorer.

>> No.1925555

>>1925535
Adopt a growth mindset.

You're a worthless autist. But you can work on that.

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>>1922969
Works for me

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>tfw too intelligent to not become a hardcore alcoholic and throw away years of life accomplishing nothing

>> No.1926808

>>1922969
Fuck you. I'm going to make it. You just watch me!

>> No.1926820

>>1926408
DELET

>> No.1926886

>>1922940

>TFW when too good looking and financially stable to find a wife

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