/biz/ - Business & Finance

Okay, what fucking asshole did break the market this time?

JEROME POWELL SAID THE N WORD AT SENATE HEARING ON PUBLIC TELEVISION

ITS ALL COLLAPSING

>20 point drop
lmao

>>19206888
checked and based Powell

From now on I’m letting Robinhood pick my stocks

>1 minute chart
>less than 1% drop
>has literally recovered
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>institution liquidated their shares
>NOOO YOU CANT JUST SELL EVERYTHING TO AVOID THE DUMP

that was a cute dip

better luck next time bears!

IMAGINE BEING A BULL RN
IMAGINE BEING A BEAR RN
IMAGINE PARTICIPATING IN THE MOST CORRUPT ECONOMY SINCE THE USSR

>unironically selling into the most obvious intraday bear trap in recent history

>>19206772
>>19206772
aaaand it's back
why are you guys sperging out about a 0.5% drop on the minute candles anyway

this has been the worst day yet it's all a fucking crab

Real talk though I sold after yesterday's big pump and genuinely believe we will dump tomorrow due to the FOMC shit. If I'm wrong then I'll just buy back in end of day.

ok apparently Jerome had the N word pass on him, nevermind

>>19206772
Ban yourself from the internet you sheer cuntwit

>>19206772
>1m candles
>no x-axis label

1/10, made me reply

>>19207085
>not making free money

This was a bullshit day.

>>19207187
>no smooth penis indicator
ngmi

>he didn't long oil when it recovered from negatives
you could have literally retired now and bought a home
but what did you do instead? probably jerking off to chinese cartoons. good job retards.

PLEASE END BARELY RED I JUST BUY INDEX FUNDS HAVE MERCY

>>19207187
nigger why is there a gay pride flag on your chart

>>19207187
oh wait you actually have it lmao
based

Do you guys day trade? I just threw 1000 at different stocks a few weeks ago. I missed selling when I should but I'm up ~500 , they all are long term holds but I cant help but stare at the graphs. Its distracting me from my damn work

I BOUGHT 337 SHARES OF UAL TODAY PLEASE TELL ME I'M GONNA MAKE IT

>>19207062
>>19207102
>>19207104
>>19207187
>>19207238
oops?

What are some reasonable growth stock that also pay a modest dividend? I'm wondering if there are more I should know about than I already keep an eye on

>>19207307
wow a whole -0.12% after a gigantic pump day before it.

>>19207309
Kos maybe, idk. At least a 2x 3x when everything recovers. Then they also pay dividends and its cheap

WHAT WAS THAT


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19207307
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S ANOTHER TERRIFYING 0.5% DROP AAAAAAAAH OH IT'S REALLY HAPPENING NOW OH GOD AAAAAAH

>>19207327
>>19207389
The cope is unreal. How fragile are bulls?

WHICH THREAD IS IT

Trump's gonna sign some deregulation order. Dunno whats it about.

>>19207448
>some idiot made another thread FOUR MINUTES after this one
/biz/ is so fucking stupid sometimes.

JEROME I'M ALL IN ON MARGIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT PUMP IT

>>19207411
Sitting comfy because I'm not trading the smeg&p 500

>>19207472
Because that thread got ruined by yellow fever faggots.

>>19207411
Now a good EoD dump and this shit hits the fan tomorrow, kek. Back to 280, then crab 2 days and up to 296

>>19207525
I caught the yellow fever dawg.

>>19207541
Screencap my words, mumus and bobos. I am the crab god and we will never leave 280-295

>>19206772
Redpill me on DVAX and VTIQ

TVIX CHADS RISE UP

wtf

>>19207662
That is fucking IT. I am going to the grocery store and getting some crab. Its a pain in the ass to cook but I will keep doing this until you FUCK OFF

>>19207709
kek

>>19206772
Oh no, are the markets dropping? That's terrible

BOBOS TONGUE MY ANUS

V recovery to signal for the big V recovery!

AHHH NO MY GAINS AHHHH

I'm still up 4% overall today thanks to my lovely jnug, without that, I'd be sitting at 0.1%+ right now. Hoping shit doesn't just take a huge dump right before close.

>>19207801
no

so which hedgy just liquidated their positions?

>President Trump signs executive order "instructing federal agencies to use any and all authority to waive, suspend and eliminate unnecessary regulations that impede economic recovery."

>>19207638
Get help Baggie!

>>19207784
Currently tonguing

I just looked at my apartments vacancies. Its gone up. It went from maybe 20 ish openings to over 40 in a week.

>>19207709
Do it, but remember. I AM NOT ALONE.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVzX2E9Au_E

Bubu are you okay? Are you okay Bubu?

i told myself to get SPY puts if we hit 296 today, but i'm a pussy, so i missed out on gains.

how dumb would it be to hold tqqq overnight?

asking for a friend

Just some jew putting his assets in a safe haven, Jerms will clean this up soon enough

Post you're daily result. 100 bucks or .3% here.

>>19207846
Is there a known cure?

>>19207938
Up until last year I would make so much bank holding tqqq, now I get burned every single time.

If you're down for some colossal risk, go for it. I'd say 25% chance she gives you tendies.

>>19207938
extremely dumb because we are looking at red days for the rest of the week

>>19206943
Just all in on Delta, faggot. My broker has a million in DAL right now, I've got $20k, my mom just threw in $10k.

Do it, faggot.

>>19207999
Trips confirmed it.

>>19207999
digits confirmed

>>19207990

>>19207990
Yeah it's called breaking up and going back to the dating scene except this time with standards.

>>19207689
WTF DO WE SELL AT CLOSE???

Seriously what the fuck is going on

>>19208139
>https://twitter.com/probesreporter/status/1262829404696252416?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1262829404696252416&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fmarkets%2Fstocks-tumble-after-publication-slams-moderna-vaccine-trial-data

Vaccine was fake and shit. Sell now or wake up to a -2% market tomorrow. All gains will be gone.

Dumbos, it needs to dip this EOD so it can gap up tomorrow.

Is it worth it getting int oil right now or did I miss the cheapies? Are there any industries worth getting into that are still undervalued, like banking?

>>19208033
That's a guy.

WHATS THAT MUMU?
ARE YOU OKAY?

>>19208169
oil is still very cheap it went up like a few dollars who cares

were still very early

hop in boi~

-1%

>>19208164
Here's a hot tip for everyone who doesn't know, the chances are any "vaccine" is a hype play only.
Treatments might be OK for longer holding but just take your profits and dip, you'll live longer.

>>19208085
IM HOLDING BUT I SOLD MY PUTS IN THE GREEN JUST IN CASE

>>19208188
any fundemental reason on why oil should go up?

>>19208169
All the brokers in talking to are still super bearish on oil, I'm personally waiting for some of this volatility to go away. I think the lowest is yet to be seen.

>>19207667
VTIQ is a special acquisition company which will takeover Nikola Motors sometime in June and change over to the ticker NKLA. It’s basically a Tesla knockoff but for trucks instead of cars.

It exudes meme magic.

TVIX CLOSED THE MARKET WITH TRIPS

WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

>>19207905
this. my apartment complex has been sucking my dick lately, and both my neighbors have moved out

>>19208164
No fucking way dude, was this pump entirely from this fucking vaccine shit all along? Fucking christ the market is still so far behind if they still believe we're getting anything so fast

>>19208246
6 more weeks of covid lockdown.

>>19208237
People need it and travel industry/jobs will be trickling back in the next months.

>>19208264
You forget that boomers run the market.

>>19208164
expertly written FUD honestly
statnews and others want to bring the price down to get in cheap

-1488 realized on the week
oy vey

>>19208246
it means 17% gains on your position, my dude

prepare for more tomorrow

>>19208237
>>19208270
Oil is going to eat shit for months but it might crush supply come the fall and winter causing a spike in price.
It has always seemed like a much smarter play than airline memers. Most of the big oil guys are used to huge up and down trends already.

>>19208264
We hovered around 1% green because powell was kinda bullish - all the rest was from the positive data news.

Another green day for SHRM

Another day the boomers are wrong saying it will dump

>>19208306
I hope you srly don't believe that.

no fuck it, I am not leaving shorts overnight, safer to put new ones in the night seasson

>>19208245
>sometime in June and change over to the ticker NKLA.
DATE CONFIRMED JUNE 2nd
By the CEO itself.

>>19208245
>It’s basically a Tesla knockoff but for trucks instead of cars.
Wrong.
NIKOLA lead the hydrogen cell semitruck research and even have a joint venture with IVECO, the semi brand of FCA. Big in Europe.

Oil companies rather prefer that hydrogen get to be the next thing than electric because it lets them keep the distribution business. Just with a new fuel.

Also boomer petrolheads love to tout hydrogen because it makes ICE still relevant.

>>19208164
All vaccine talk is hype. It will take a minimum of two years to have a decent and safe vaccine ready.

And that’s just for a decent vaccine. Try three to five for a largely effective vaccine.

i literally just wanna suck an older girl's tits and i can't get what i want

>>19207411
i bought at 18k, I'm still up like 73%

>>19208264
>Pumps 3% on news
>Dumps 1% finding out the news is fake

I'll take it

>>19207117
You’re a faggot. Didn’t even read your post cause your faggy picture

after market /smg/ is always extremly bearish
tomorrow will be green

Just a taste

BOYANG CONFIRMED

can you feel it

>>19208244
But the fact that it keeps pumping doesn't make senes in my opinion.

>>19208237
it's a commodity
they are cutting supply of it
demand for it is increasing to normal levels
doesn't require a big brain

Just loaded up on S&P500 Calls and Texas Instruments

>>19208407
You need to remember that the 3% pump happend over 2/3 of the day. The fake news dumped on the market like 1h ago.

>>19208033
thats a man

>>19208416
yeah no

>>19208416

>he thinks this chart isnt bearish

>>19207083
this aged Very poorly

>clorox trump pump might finally be fading
Damn

>>19206772
Another Market Crash.
Buy TVIX.
It will be at $300 tomorrow.

>>19208360
>SHRM
What do they even do?

I hope things go red tomorrow, bailed on a high and looking to get back in at a much lower price soon.

>>19208448
Zoom out. Triple Top confirmed on the daily now.

>>19208475

DIX predicted this

>>19208475
>Triple Top
is that good or nah

>GREEN DAY
>RED DAY
>BOBO BTFO
>BULLTRAP
>BRRRRRRRR
>JEROME
>FUCK THE FED
>AHHHHHHHHHHH

ok guys you need to listen to be carefully

>Get a job
>Get a gf
>Have Sex
>Grow up

>>19207085

You can't even get precious metals where I live nowadays. Luckily I already got some but sheesh, what am I supposed to buy now? I've got crypto and I expect it to follow stocks to the floor soon. Everything except goddamn houses is dropping somehow.

WHY DID IT CLOSE. I WASN'T FINISHED YET!

>>19208467
DUDE 'ROOMS

this is bullish
buy wmt
buy xle
buy everything

>>19208504
Means its fucked.

Market will go back up tomorrow. It's already recovering.

a brief glance at the cunny lines reveals that we are in for further selling

>>19208504
It's a big bearish signal indicating that 3 times the market tried and failed to reach a new high but there's too weak of buyer confidence to go sustain it.

>>19208467
It’s a pennystock, it doesn’t matter what they do

>>19208473
Same.

>>19208511
you don't have to post here you know

you can neck yourself too faggot

>>19208504
Could mean nothing, but more leaning towards a retest of 279.

it's all so tiresome

>>19208504
Typically very bearish signal, but this is a clown market so don't be surprised by another +4% pump tomorrow on some other random biotech shithole saying they found a 100% cure.

>>19207117
Buy a rope with your profits.

VIX BACK ABOVE 30
>VIX BACK ABOVE 30
VIX BACK ABOVE 30
>VIX BACK ABOVE 30
VIX BACK ABOVE 30
>VIX BACK ABOVE 30
VIX BACK ABOVE 30
>VIX BACK ABOVE 30
VIX BACK ABOVE 30
>VIX BACK ABOVE 30
VIX BACK ABOVE 30
>VIX BACK ABOVE 30

>>19207187
>>19207252

>>19208499
inb4 another repeat of dip to 2800 then back up again

>>19208546
Why are you like this, that's not nice at all

>>19208416
Reminds me of Detroit Lions fans. Every off-season its "this season is going to be different, just wait you'll see, this is our year" then the season starts & they look so fucking stupid. Exact same as bears talking about the market after-hours

>>19206845
This pic is funny if you think about it. So, basically a vagina is refereed to as 'pink' because of the color of the tissues its made up of. And of course as you might think, an anus is brown and commonly referred to as 'stink' because of the foul smell of fecal matter. A common sexual move is too insert two fingers into the vaginal canal and one into the anus in a repetitive thrusting motion i.e. 'Two in the pink, one in the stink'. So this picture is quite clever because here we have neapolitan ice cream which is made up of three flavors (strawberry, vanilla, and chocolate, represented in color by pink, white, and brown, respectively). Now where this gets hilarious, and nearly made me piss myself with laughter, is that we see a hand in the photo putting two fingers into the pink ice cream and one finger into the brown ice cream! It's as if he'd be doing that with an an actual female genital and digestive tract but he's doing it to ice cream! Hilarious, because it makes you think as if it were a vagina and anus!

>>19208549

some might call these fibonacci lines

but I call them crab lanes

>>19208558
>>19208408
Why so angry, friend?

>>19208511
the only people who use the term >have sex
are literally teenagers who still bully their friends

i remember like we would call eachother fat too

its so bad

>>19208360
What are you thinking for SHRM tomorrow with the NUMI IPO?

Buy Calls when it's falling
Buy Puts when it's rising

Simple as?

>>19208611

>just be contrarian

that works until you get BTFO by all the trend is your friend normies

>>19208578
If it were me there would be like a pineapple icecream in the middle instead of the white vanilla.

>>19208164
I'm going to take next year off working after my gains from this inevitable crash. You are retarded if you're not buying puts on this obvious scam

>>19208611
No, that's too smart. You have to be as dumb as possible in this market to make lots of money

>panic sell at large drops, securing gains
>buy Tesla on bad news because it's the future and Elon Musk
>buy the bottom because people repeat "v-shaped recovery"
>buy oil when it's negative because you think you're buying the bottom

If you just do the dumbest things imaginable, you'll make lots of money

>>19208431
Could be one massive bull trap built on false hope.

>>19208578

>>19208611
>it continues going into the opposite direction till you are squeezed

why does the LOD never happen during cash anymore? I just wanted to buy somewhere between the .618 fib and the 1.618x wave A (2912 and 2903 on the ES, respectively). But we were still in Wave 3 of Wave C when we closed so I had to close my puts and buy calls knowing this thing has another 10-20 points to go down overnight. Always the worst feeling. I wish I wasn't poor so I could trade futures.

>>19208549
And people say TA is a meme.

what should I buy with the intention of holding lads?

>boomers fell for the vaccine meme

>>19208578

>>19208666
Zoomers, actually. Studies apparently showed boomers are the most skeptical of the market while lil' zoomies are making record amounts of new brocker accounts to "buy the dip."

>>19208665
Buy a parachute, we're going down.

>>19208684
aww little zoom zooms

how do we date one?

>>19208665
MSFT
AAPL
AMZN

>literally just yesterday saw a boomer "medfag" claim that moderna wasn't a PnD
If you are reading this, pajeet, I hope it got you some crypto

>>19206772
Today was a great day.

>>19208666
If a vaccine is made people are going to be skeptical about taking it anyway

>>19208660
eh he just put those lines by himself in the most fitting way

>>19208611
>what is IV crush

anyone without a lizard brain and could think for themselves would have seen this fake and gay vaccine report by moderna was absolute bullshit. they just created hype over biotechnology that has never produced an approved human vaccine in 30 years.

>>19208695
>tinder
>18-22
>ask to hang out
>they come over and you put your penis inside of them
simple as

>>19208705
based

now imagine if you had 50k and that would have made you have 100k

>>19208684
>zoomers control market swings from their $500 robinhood accounts

try again

>>19208724
Am I really supposed to use tinder to get a gf now? I don't know how things work. I had a gf in high school back in like 2012-2013 before that was a thing and got another through Discord who lived in my area.

Am I still allowed to ask girls out in real life?

>>19208570
>he doesnt look beyond the simple 2d plots

>>19208762
Stock signal noise ratio is too shitty to get anything meaningful out of Fourier

>>19208754
>Am I still allowed to ask girls out in real life?
Negative. Especially not without a mask.

>>19208725
imagine if he had $50k and lost it all in a day

>>19208467
Pic related is their subsidiaries they 100% own. Ongoing testing with the fda. Only clinic operating for ketamine in canada and the states is owned by SHRM. Only psilocybin clinic in canada is owned by shroom
>>19208537
>penny stock
>2.38
>thats a lot of pennies.

Are you one of those investing fags that likes to redefine things? A penny stock is a stock under a dollar, hence trades for pennies.

>>19208754
That's how you catch the Covid.

>>19208754
>Am I really supposed to use tinder to get a gf now?
Not unless you want a shit life.

>Am I still allowed to ask girls out in real life?
Yeah, be attractive and learn game.

How old are you?
>It doesn't matter

>>19208754
I wouldn't know, I got married to a woman I met on an MMO kek. I just use Tinder to fuck little zoomies for the price of dinner or a couple White Claws.

>>19208791

Penny stocks are stocks under five dollars.

>>19208660
here's one of my favorite things.
fibb retracement of the great depression setting support and resistance all the way to the late 70's

>>19208791
Imagine not jumping on this train.

>day 37 "guise its going to dump"

>>19208705
nice, what did you roll on bro?

>>19208703
The only medfag you should believe is the guy that shilled TMDX. Nobody else here has ever posted anything that would make me remotely believe they are actual MDs or PAs.

>t. TMDX anon

>>19208665
Poor Pippen, he is the value stock of the NBA.
> low P/E because he chose safety
> screwed by price inelasticity while everyone else with half his value gets paid more and more
> amazing player in his own right but overshadowed by high flyer in his sector
> consistent growth 99.9% of the time, absolutely based but everyone remembers the 0.1% of the time he fucked up and went against his character

>>19208401
I hope I’m you in 5 years

>>19208791
>A penny stock is a stock under a dollar, hence trades for pennies.
Penny stock refers to market cap and the "hard" definition is less than $5 per share.

Jeerome

Look at me. I have the hamboigah now

>>19207085
Actually asking myself. As a griffon I just want to eat bears and bulls.

>>19208810
Ok, so you're one of those investing fags who likes to redefine what it means for it to be worth pennies.

Pepperidge farm remembers when only stocks under a dollar were called PENNY stocks.

>>19208267

>>19208808
>using Tinder while married

how to ruin your life 101

>>19208824
Tmdxfag is an absolute nigger. Not a single time has he made a coherent argument. All he ever says is
>trust me I'm a medfag
Fuck this faggot tranny.

>>19208660
It is. You put these lines there after the fact and fibonacci lines are just make believe. There is one line every 10 to 20 points and you just pretend the swing correlates to one of these lines.

>>19208834
unironically upvote

What are we buying on the way down bros

>>19206772
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ

Don't reply to this post with a Bobo picture. Please don't.

>>19208869
I have plenty of times. There are other people that shill it like it’s a pajeet PND like SNSS. What would you like to know?

>>19208904

>>19208904

>>19208720
ofcourse. the entire market has been rallying on hope and no fundamentals for the last year. Smart money is in cash.

>it looks like to be a green day
>it's red
see you all tommorow

>>19208904
jokes on you, i love bait

Im so close to breaking even... Fuck I bought on Friday.

>>19208904
No worries bro

>>19208904

>>19208904
faggot

Why is there 2 threads?

Going to split the difference and put in a stop order at $55.25 for AMD I guess

>>19208904

>>19208940
>>19208936
Please, no more Bobos

we tested highs so we should go back to testing lows now

>>19208938
Why not use Webull?

>>19208784
its still fun, and FFT+ichimoku is nice for future predictions (aka guesses)

all TA is lagging indicator by definition though, so of course its not too accurate

>or just dial in your candle and sample sizes to improve accuracy

also laplace is useful for filtering out noise or ((them)) if you can pull it off correctly

>>19208963
Big question what if we reject the 279 again too? Triple top into triple bottom?

>>19208961
all too easy

>>19208947
The anime faggots were contained in the other thread before you showed up

What's your opinion on MTU Aero Engines?
They are one of the suppliers of Airbus and also maintain airplanes.
They will profit from aviation returning to normal like airlines but their chart isn't a complete clusterfuck like airlines.
They recognized that cargo flights are the intermediate future and will likely concentrate on that now.

I think Airbus and Boeing are at risk of getting bailed out by the government at terms which suck fpr shareholders.
I just read up on what happened to Norwegian, AIG etc.
They didn't go bankrupt but they just as well might have as far as shareholders are concerned (+90% losses). Effectively the DEBTORS became the new shareholders and the former shareholders were left shafted.

Sure, neither US nor EU will let their airplane company die. But that doesn't mean they will bail out shareholders. Made me strongly reconsider my Alaska, Delta and Boeing positions (i.e. I sold them today or will sell them tomorrow). I'm wondering if MTU is a good replacement.

Didn't want to sell anything so picked up a tqqq put as insurance, 68$ for 5/29. How likely is it to pay out? It was even money at close.

>>19208985
Anime
And stocks
And anime

>>19208997
>It was even money at close.
Not bad. Good hedge then.

>>19209016
based

>>19208947
also changed my mind and I'm just going to do nothing, or maybe set it to $55...Fuck all this stock shit, how do you people do this?

Need to find a job so i can just be a simple wage slave

How much margin do you lads trade on?
I never went above 25% of my own cash, being extremely conservative with it all. Technically I could go the full 100% but thats idiotic of course.

What do you feel comfortable with?

>>19208981
three strikes bulls are out
bears will get the homerun

>>19208816
why only the late 70's?

>>19209077
robinhood only lets you get whatever it lets you get

figure it out you gawdam normy.

>>19208900
yaya, this has me p excited, feels like something from cyberpunk fiction (almost like something out of a manga... written by...me) to be short sketchy Chinese company on activist data information few know about yet. If they truly get delisted or something putties might not play nice tho, wish I was hackerman enough to be legit short and take big risks instead of smol.
>>19209016
correct

RTX got robbed today. We made it to $60 then the fucking market tanks because someone reports that a number is going to be bad. But we already knew gdp was going to be bad.

>>19206772
>tfw when we go back to 2770 on SPX

>>19209077
Using any percentage of your margin is retarded but I wouldnt expect anything less from people here

Can't wait for Jerome's minutes tomorrow. "We have run out of tools, Please remember to wear a mask and space your self 6 feet in line when making the run on banks"

>>19209112
There is always tommorow

>>19209112
Was tempted to sell at the peak today but just going to hold. Bought in at $53.95 so I’m still in he green.

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What the fuck happened with my oil today?!

>>19209077
if you have to ask you should probably be pretty cautious with margin, though it is very useful for safe stuff like limited risk spreads

>he didn't hedge, sell short tomorrow or when it stops being red, buy the dip with profits, go long, repeat
when will you learn

>>19209131
This. Only useful for fluid day trading, if you care to do it at all.

>>19209112
The DJI tanked on rumors that the Joe Rogan Experience will be a Spotify exclusive actually.

>>19209079
because when you zoom out it looks like this

>GDPR compliance
>SAP partnership
>deletable data
>consensus issue due to real world time delays fixed soon

>>19209077
I went 2.5x my capital in debt to buy stocks
At one point I was planning to go even further
I think of it this way. If a company can have a equity ratio of and be considered healthy, so can I.
You wouldn't invest in a company with 100% net assets, would you?

REMEMBER TO ALWAYS INVERSE ZOOMZOOMS KEK

I sold everything at 2pm. Never felt so based in my life

>>19209092
I never used RH and I have no idea what they give you.
>>19209131
Thats just retarded unless youre gambling penny stocks.
>>19209154
I know perfectly well what risk is being taken and when. I am asking for the risk tolerance of other people here. So far I got two people not answering or understanding the question and one saying "no margin ever".
>>19209190
...Jesus Christ.

Will there be a bank holiday after tomorrow? Will tomorrow be the day?

>>19208164
No wonder the massive dumps. Then all of a sudden stocks that deal with covid tests started going up... This pattern has been going now for 3 months.
Every time market goes down covid test stocks go up. When market goes up is almost always due to some company claiming they have a vaccine.

CODX is still waiting for FDA approval for Covid tests that are done through saliva. It's supposedly happening before the end of May, if by then there is no vaccine yet, I doubt anybody would make 1 in 2 weeks, CODX's shares will be at like a $100 no joke. And CODX has no competition either because Abbott's covid tests were mostly a fail and MRNA are a bunch of frauds.

>>19209209
Even conservative investments don't pay 5 percent. I dont know what your interest rate is on your margin but thats what mine is. Not remotely worth the risk. Gamble with your own money

>>19209202

>>19209210
sold WMT calls on open, AMD calls midday, and SPY/AMD puts midday

>>19209267
and bought SPY/AMD****

>>19209171
just use a log scale you tard

>>19209202
painful to observe
>>19209209
oh that's good then. Personally risk tolerance is v low, I'm holding a ton of cash right now. I'm pretty sure the average person on here doesn't use significant margin ever, or if they do they get blown out and leave.

>>19208593
What legs does numi have to stand on. What is their revenue for the year. What do they do that SHRM doesn't. Is Numi working with Health Canada and the FDA

No legs.

>>19209277
why don't you?

>>19209300
i did in previous post, thats what the faggy rainbow ribbon is

I absolutely watching these thread's market sentiment change in the drop of a dime.

Oh and btw, never in the history of mankind have we found a vaccine for an RNA style virus.

>>19208973
>its still fun
It certainly is.
>also laplace is useful for filtering out noise
Why would laplace be better than any other filter? Have you tried a wavelet based approach?
>>19208907
Wait. Didn't you say that you aren't that guy?
I have no specific interest in tmdx, but I skimmed their 10k a while ago. Operating expenses are quite high, no? Is this supposed to get better with increasing revenue? What's the cost structure there?

>>19209230
never mind, forgot that the US is a non christian country.

>>19209318
i don't speak rainbow

>>19209240
>Gamble with your own money
No. Do not gamble. Simple as.
I have no idea what you see stocks as, but if you think of stocks and investing as gambling you are doing something very wrong here and should revisit your trading basics.
>Even conservative investments don't pay 5 percent.
Thats below the yearly return of the SPY in the last 30 years.
That said I dont know what a conservative investment is for you.
>>19209287
>I'm pretty sure the average person on here doesn't use significant margin ever, or if they do they get blown out and leave.
I think most people use a bit. Same as me 10/20% I guess.
But we never talked about it ever, so I wondered.

>>19209209
>...Jesus Christ.
See you in 2027 when I am up 100% (in other words, up 250% on my own equity)

SDGR still dabbing very hard and frequently

SPOT gonna keep climbing from this joe rogan news

holy shit im so late on this why didnt anybody say anything today

>>19209348
Citrus is shit

>>19209324

>>19207411
> still up 6,000 from 4 years ago
oh noooooooo

>>19208816
literally astrology tier

>>19209363
Of course.
Bloom into you is much better
>>19209351
S-See you space man
God bless

>>19209255
MSFT and Apple are solid though

wtf how will I powder babies now

>>19208654
i wanna nut on tifa's big sloppy milkers

>>19209324
>I absolutely watching these thread's market sentiment change in the drop of a dime.
Most people here don't even have stocks.
It's just a buch of zoomers who want to post self made pre schooler pics of bulls, bears and Jerome.

>>19209394
>the golden ratio is astrology

>>19209407
with your dandruff

MSFT won't be impacted by sino american shit flinging r-right?

>>19209407
How come?

>>19209353
fuck my life i went in at $28 and sold at 36 and never looked back lmao

>>19209348
Really just depends on how you define gambling. Holding cash is a bet that inflation won’t outweigh the opportunity cost of holding something less liquid.

>>19209419
he is comparing the idiocy of your shitty witchcraft TA using zomg golden ratio to batshit crazy twitter roasties who crash their cars into telephone phones for fun because they identify as scorpios

>>19208578
legend

>>19209443
chaired by a president of disney through the 90's bankrolled and shilled by Bill Gates.
gonna be looking for a dip, it's still young and moves with the market so should ebb a bit for a good entry

>>19208861
I will never understand how someone could be so thirsty for sex they throw their life away. like just jack it ffs and maybe marry someone you actually like

>>19208578
lol

>>19208724
Does that work if I am 30?

>up a hundred bucks
How did you do today, frens?

>>19209480
I love my wife and she is attractive but no woman in the entire world can replace an endless carousel of 18 to 22 y/o pussy.

>>19209419
Honestly, yes.
It's has a big spot in popsci but I have yet to find an application where it's actually useful.
Why even phi? Why not pi, e or any of the other ones? Why not feigenbaum? It's connected to fractals and chaos theory. That should float your boat way better than phi. Why those shitty lines with those arbitrary multiples? I don't get it.

>>19209379
Is this the ultimate cope now?

>>19209440
This already made news 6 months ago
And other than Xbox I don't think they depend on any Chinese hardware.
Software licenses in China aren't that important.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/09/china-reportedly-orders-state-offices-to-remove-foreign-tech.html

>>19209493
It worked better for me at 30 then it did at 22 lmao

>>19209493
I got a 30 year old gf on bumble and I'm 36.

>>19208724
Yeah... looks more like a triple top than H&S... but it could just be thrice testing before the breakout.

GIVE ME my divvie num nums right now etrade

Is this true? 20 years is like retirement age

>>19209407
>talc-based
Isn't that cancerous or something? I read it from a magazine before but what the hell?

>>19209460
>Gambling
>the activity of playing games of chance for money and of betting on horses, etc.
Id argue a FD on earnings is a game for money. Holding cash or long term AMZN isnt really.
>>19209495
Down a bit because we went down at the end. Dont really mind, Im hodling.
I actually want a crash to happen so I can buy more cheap stuff.

>>19209442
extremely shoddy study that linked it to cancer that got picked up by the media
same stuff as that "pink slime" bs they pushed a decade ago, they just make shit up and spam stock images to normies and boomers on tv for months until people demand change even though the problem doesn't exist

>>19209493
As long as your hairline doesn't look like a u shaped recovery

>>19209326
>Why would laplace be better than any other filter?
it's not best per se, but its quite familiar to me, so habit i guess
>Have you tried a wavelet based approach?
I have not (assuming you dont mean fourier series sums of sine n cosine), doesnt sound like a bad idea though...

why hasn't the dow jones gone over 25k?

>>19209495
I got a $400 bonus from the grocery store I work at and an old lady called my handsome and witty and game me one of her charleston chews for helping her load up her groceries so pretty good

>>19209512
Why do I have the gut feeling that the image is full of shit?

>>19209531
90% of stock analysts say stuff to get into the news and promote their blog/book
The other 10% want you to hold the bags they or their bank is selling you.

>>19209440
>>19209512
>Rampant piracy is just one reason that Microsoft has struggled to crack into the Chinese market. Although 18 percent of the world’s population lives in China, it accounts for just 1.8 percent of Microsoft’s global revenue, Smith said. He cited Apple, and to a lesser extent Qualcomm and Intel, as the only U.S. tech companies that have made significant inroads into the Chinese market.

https://www.geekwire.com/2020/microsoft-president-brad-smith-tech-cold-war-u-s-china-relations/

>>19209547
Shame

>>19208578
Based autiststonkposter

Why is the market braindead though?
It's obvious there will be no vaccine for a year or two. If it just reacts to every fucking rumor that there may be a vaccine then wtf is this a pump n dump.

Shouldnt be surprised though, it's just dumbasses buying and selling.

today I hands down made the worst trade of my life so far. Had a successful vertical put spread and instead of just letting it ride out for max profit I tried to do a retarded diagonal, sold one leg to let the long puts run then sold those after taking way to much in loses. always trade your plan do not fuck around I should be looking at +$300 instead of -$1000 fucking hurts bros. learn from my mistakes

>>19209440
MSFT is the big tech company that has almost nothing to do with China. Vice versa they also struggle to get money over there but right now this is a bonus.

>>19209531
100% agree with headline

WFC I think they'll be ok. If they went under just thank of all those customers out in the cold not to mention shareholders. Do you really thank the Govt would want another black eye during the mist of the virus shit fest? Hardly. Sides it pulls a link from the banking chain. One link goes, chain broke, hell is response. Black eye for the govt. Again not something they want to happen during the current shit fest. RTX - I'm not selling it. Ever. Your getting a nice divvy backed by both Federal dollars which will be in a constant stream unless world peace just happens globally and private sector dollars. Also the growing space exploration/tourism thing will require materials.

>>19209558
I'm not sure if you're the anon I talked about this with last time, but when we got to laplace transforamtion in differential equations and linear algebra, I was blown away, felt like I had ascended to another plane of existence. You can transform differential equations and solve them like algebra. WTF

>>19209493
I'm 38 and I used Tinder last year, I get like 18-24 women coming at me. 10, 30, 50 years gap, who cares? As long as both parties consented and enjoyed the sex then there's nothing wrong about it.

>>19209628
It's clueless people trying to make money and smart people trying to get them to try to make more money so they can lose it all and the smart people can pick it up.

>>19208578
this but unironically

>>19209558
>assuming you dont mean fourier series sums of sine n cosine
Nope.
http://bearcave.com/misl/misl_tech/wavelets/freq/index.html
It seems promising. There's a lot you can do regarding the definition of the base function.
There was another blog of a guy who tried a whole bunch of shit including some hack to make fourier work better in noisy environments.
I can't find it anymore though.
>>19209646
It felt quite natural to me because I did discrete math first. Generating functions, recursive sequences....

>>19207919
pussy

>>19209651
You belong on a noose.

>>19209495
Still up but going to hold. See what tomorrow brings

>>19209580
Thats nice, Anon

The Nasdaq says trading in Luckin Coffee (NASDAQ:LK) will resume tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. ET to end the trading halt that began on April 7.

LK BROS WW@? IM GOING ALL IN.

>>19209743
Do incels really?

>>19209743
Just wait until you're the 30yo boomer, it gets better zoomzoom.

>>19209502
>I love my husband and he is attractive but no man in the entire world can replace an endless carousel of 18 to 22 y/o cock.

>>19209807
Different standards, desu. I took her virginity, no lie.

>>19208308
+850 realized for the week
oy vey

>>19209876
thats very nice (I hope, idk your weekly tgt)

>>19209807
Based anon.

>68% of market participants believe this is a bear market rally
Bull market confirmed

>>19209904
>68% of market participants
citation needed

>>19209904
le half a point dip

I really hope people are this dumb because this news is very bullish

>>19209887
i just got in the market in late march. 1k a week would be great. should hit this week. put in 5k and have about 10k right now.

Do I have to make a thread now or what?

>>19209804
> he thinks he's the boomer
> Still obsessed with sex
> married for sex and has no actual love with his wife
> experiences no deep happiness, constantly seeking more, willing to risk everything just to feel because everything he has is worthless
You aren't the boomer. You're a wine aunt.

>>19206772
wait what? I was all green all day. My other canadian stocks also slightly mooned up

>>19209239
Why is MRNA a bunch of frauds?

>>19209955
Which news?

>>19208164
Sweet so cloud computing and software will get a boost lmao

GE, represents a buying op. 50% off sale, getting a steady stream of Govt money which won't be cut off till everyone is better from the virus. During which as the economy rebounds GE's other income sources will pickup again.

>>19209988
Haven't you heard?

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>>19208665
ceqp. enjoy your dividend of .63 cents every quarter. get in now and you'll triple up too if playing long.

>>19209646
idk, maybe if it was in a thread earlier this week/month?

calculus in general has that ascended feeling too if i remember my highschool self right, but the s-domain from t-domain is real eye opener too

>>19209731
looks promising, I'm just a BSME with a math minor, so i dont think ive dealt with actual wavelets in my studies

>It felt quite natural to me because I did discrete math first. Generating functions, recursive sequences....
iktf, learned so many different ways to integrate discrete datas before we actually got into the Fourier transforms, and imaginary domains

>>19208834
all checks off. pip said he'd do that again too. fucking idiot.

blessed quads /smg/
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>>19208164
Why did Amazon and Semiconductors drop along with boomer companies?

>>19209980
>Still obsessed with sex
You don’t understand life very well and you seem to be mixing up IDs.

>>19209955
>le half a point dip
?

>>19209913
Use a goddamned google search
BofA global research survey

>>19210028
>so i dont think ive dealt with actual wavelets in my studies
Neither have I. I just looked into it because it seemed interesting. 90% of my focus is on programming and I even cut down on that.
I would love to redo all the math and expand a bit but I don't have the mental energy anymore.

>>19208578
>Now where this gets hilarious, and nearly made me piss myself with laughter