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>> No.19177468

Why didn't any of you retards tell me to go all in on $FSLY? It's better than $NET.

>> No.19177469
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>> No.19177472

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9Op2YQ7yyU

>> No.19177473

FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBO

>> No.19177480

DAL +12%
BUFFET ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.19177488
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19177488

>this guy walks up and slaps your gf’s indices
wat do, bobo retards?

>> No.19177489

Shit no one wants you to know:

Ventilators killed people instead of saved them.
Epidemiology is junk and garbage, almost entirely idiots and the field is a joke.
Lockdown was entirely stupid and the media attacked the safest place to be which is outside.

They should have relied on insurance companies pandemic models instead of consulting a single academic or doctor.

the most esteemed epidemiologists can't do basic modeling and their science is actually junk.

>> No.19177495
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2950 broken and done

>> No.19177498

Why are we up so much today?

>> No.19177507
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in an easy market way...

>> No.19177513

>>19177495
Yeah it is finally done.

>> No.19177514
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No more bear markets ever

>> No.19177516
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>+884,59% gain on WTI
please keep going up even 1% every day from now and let me retire with fuck you money

>> No.19177517

>>19177480
Old man boomer Warren J Buffets Jr days are over, the NEETchads are rising up to take his place

>> No.19177521
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TRUMP LITERALLY SHITTING ON LIBKEKS

STONKS GO UP

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

>> No.19177522
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19177522

Why are we up 3%? Doesn't this seem a little excessive?

>> No.19177525
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19177525

> signal the top
> prepare for reversal

>> No.19177527
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19177527

It just keeps going up

>> No.19177528
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19177528

>tfw went all in on oil in march and april

>> No.19177529

ACB mooning on my put...
MVIS back to .95
>what’s happening

>> No.19177541

>Ventilators killed people instead of saved them.
Okay
>Epidemiology is junk and garbage, almost entirely idiots and the field is a joke.
BASED
>Lockdown was entirely stupid and the media attacked the safest place to be which is outside.
BAAASED

At least this allowed some of us to load up at 30-70% discount for easy 33-200% gains

>> No.19177546

>>19177522
S&P 3,000 eod

>> No.19177548

Fucking christ it just keeps going up

>> No.19177553

thats it i just bought that piece of shit GE because i cant take it anymore and im already up with this stupid clown pump

>> No.19177562

>>19177435
blessed OP image

>>19177489
it's true that most "experts" are completely incompetent monkey people

>> No.19177564

Michigander here. There's more cars on the road now than pre-covid as of last week. Things have taken a 180 here.

>> No.19177568
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>>19177498
Algorithms
TINA
Hedgefunds
Jewish Tricks
The Will of the Bognadoffs
etc

>> No.19177570
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WE BACK BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSS

https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

>> No.19177571

>>19177488
>no horns
>no myostatin
Bobo would rek his shit

>> No.19177572

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK


ARE YOU OK BOBO

>> No.19177575
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19177575

I am really hating this fucking restriction right now, there's shit I want to buy

>> No.19177579
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>>19177548
Leave no bear alive, total annihilation

>> No.19177582

>>19177527
what are you holding?

>> No.19177585
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estimated time until 3000:

25 minutes

>> No.19177586

Let's discuss some macro

2H:

Low wage income people are fucked as they will bear the brunt of permanent job losses.
Stock market will be the target of majority of inflation effects alongside natural recovery taking it to ATH.
Housing market will be neutral with a slow recovery except in specific commercial.
California and NYC are the most fucked places as people flee the poorly ran states.
The exodus from China especially in medical will continue and also include Europe/Asia joining in.

>> No.19177587

NEWS FLASH: Buffet dies from heart stroke after looking at airlines

>> No.19177597

>>19177575
holy shit RIP get a fucking margin account ASAP so they lift that

>> No.19177600
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>>19177522
>Why are we up 3%?
This is the sign, the end of the 2020 Stock Market crash, the end of bear market. +3% gains are back now from last year.

>Doesn't this seem a little excessive?
How about a -3% crash, doesn't that seem a little excessive?

>> No.19177601

>>19177575
But why? You seem to be well funded and over the 25k day trading minimum.

>> No.19177602

>>19177587
>>19177585
>>19177579
>>19177570
BASED


BASED


IT'S ALL SO BASED

>> No.19177613
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Bobo is kill .I repeat bobo is kill.

>> No.19177619
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19177619

get fucked boomer

>> No.19177625

>>19177601
oh yeah good point

you have over 25k why is this happening

have you been locked since under 25??? fuckin nice gains it seems like maybe they did you a favor with the forced hold if thats the case

>> No.19177626
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>>19177572
Biding my time

>> No.19177630

>>19177601
I did a bad goy thing (good faith violation)

>> No.19177640
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>>19177587
Alzheimer's is hell.

>> No.19177642

>>19177522
get absolutely fucked faggot

>> No.19177645

>>19177525
based

>> No.19177646
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>>19177582
Most of my gains is SPY calls

>> No.19177648

DAX +6% - i am fucking selling now. Rebuying the dip or watching you guys on the moon. Good luck

>> No.19177654

>>19177586
also the people in cash will be forced into the stock market over the next few months thanks to inflation picking up through 2020-2021 since rates won't rise for at least a year or two due to low wage worker unemployment.

Basically equities get to inflate because full employment is a long ways off and fed will pump the market till then.

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So another day, another rally, but He is still here flaunting that fat divvy and high yield for all to see. The chance to be saved by Him is shrinking by the day or would you rather wait and fork out about $40 and get a lower yield as a result instead?.

>> No.19177673

>>19177630
whats that

>> No.19177676

I am a huge faggot

>> No.19177678

>>19177613
is this a screenshot from a video? I want to see...
what did the bear do to annoy the bison?

>> No.19177679

>>19177468
Expand.

>> No.19177682

>>19177648
> Russel up 7%
I mean honestly this is so fake Im about to fomo cuz why would it reverse

>> No.19177684

/Airlinechads/ where we at?

>> No.19177686
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>>19177600
>-3% is excessive
That seems reasonable considering the massive unemployment and over 50% drop in consumption.

>> No.19177688

IM BUYING SPY 300 CALLS PREPARE TO CRASH

>> No.19177690

>>19177672

fuck AT&T and fuck Comcast too

they are dead to me

>> No.19177693

Please tell me SAVA will be back before the end of the year.

>> No.19177692

>>19177673
Sell, buy, resell before they scalped their money out while it was stettling

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>>19177619
>Soros and Buffett thinks they can tame America
It's good that they're still alive to witness their net worth evaporate as they bet against the entire world.

>> No.19177710

>>19177679
Huh?

>> No.19177713

>>19177489
I disagree somewhat. Estimations were junk because they used data that simply was a lie. Their fault nonetheless. 4chan knew more about virus coverage than epidemiologists, just as it knew more about proper treatment than doctors. What a time!

>> No.19177718
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19177718

Where my HAL & APA Chads at? Both up 12.7% and 14.5% respectively.

>> No.19177721

>>19177619
>why yes I wear an adult diaper how could you tell?

>> No.19177730

>>19177682
My gut says this isn't sustainable and besides on losing out on max a few percentages what should happen? DAX closing at +10%? Russel closing + 10%? No way.

>> No.19177731
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The Dollar iS DEAD

>> No.19177734

Over the rest of year:

There will be rotations. Meaning we are probably going to see tech do pretty well all year, but other shit will rebound faster on reopen hopes.

I think the big "failed reopen" shit is more like those businesses getting a big surge and then slowing down in gains. So the stuff down 70% won't hit ATH like tech will, but you can get great gains in them. The really top tier tech quality and stable companies will be a big target of inflationary pressures in Q3/Q4 after things calm down on the rebound.

>> No.19177739

>>19177648
jesus fucking christ i exited my 15x DAX bull on +2%. god damn it would have been another 25k

>> No.19177740

Is it realistic to expect another stock market crash like in March? I thought there was going to be even further panic when covid reaches Brazil cause it opens up the potential for deadly mutations.

>> No.19177746

>SHOP

>> No.19177749

>>19177710
Explain why it is better.

>> No.19177762

>>19177740
>he still believes in airborne aids
Stop embarrassing yourself.

>> No.19177770

>>19177686
The March 20 crash is the answer to your question, the crash predicted massive unemployment numbers for this year. But this bull trend might be for the next year, when the pandemic has already been addressed and employment numbers have risen again.

>> No.19177771

>>19177678
The bison was chillin and was disturbed.
Ignore the cringy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7P4KuGxOGc

>> No.19177778

>>19177740
that was always a meme, viral mutations don't get some magical buff just from crossing national lines into BR

>> No.19177780
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>>19177525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daOH-pTd_nk

>> No.19177784

>>19177746
Main economy recovering is bad for all of the overvalued techshits

>> No.19177791

>>19177730
no, what I am afraid of is +6% monday.. and then +3% tuesday... and then 4% wednesday
now that would be a kill for me

>> No.19177795
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>>19177648
Same, last time I didn't take profit I regretted it hard. This time I'll take the gift that is given to me and wait for a chance to get back in again.

>> No.19177800
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ATTENTION

WAYFAIR ABOUT TO CRACK BELOW 160

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.19177805
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19177805

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19177806

>>19177730
*The Fed closes it at 10%*

No seriously, I think youre completely right.
This is just insane. Weve reached peak greed and I can see it jump right back to 280

>> No.19177817

>>19177784
yeah the real thing that it is bullish for me is the that stuff OTHER than mecacap tech is booming.

>> No.19177818
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just bought my first stocks

>> No.19177820
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>>19177693
I decided to buy $2.5k and maybe one more purchase if it goes below $2 a share. Hope savanon is right.

>> No.19177821

>>19177626
Every wants it to happen right away, probably bought goofy-fuckin short-term puts that need a 15% swing in the next week.

I'm sitting comfy with my FAZ. When this corporate debt crisis finally swings (too many companies out there for them all to go to the fed, every stupid REIT takes out like 400M in senior notes every couple years as is) FAZ is gonna see a hell of a lot more than 300% return, they've been bleeding money for a decade to prepare for this, when that happens the finance market is gonna consolidate down to JPM and GS and the finance market around them will tank.

Habeeb it.

>> No.19177824

>>19177731
Tell that to China

>> No.19177825

Can someone explain the bullish view on CMG?

>> No.19177829

>>19177784
>>19177746
This. Non-profitable e-commerce stocks should go to the shitter when profitable retail reopens.

>> No.19177830

>>19177777

>> No.19177837

>>19177749
NET's big play is to branch out in Chyna, whereas $FSLY doesn't focus on Chyna. Simple as.

>> No.19177842

>HTZ up 25%

>> No.19177843

2950 is the new floor

digits will confirm this is true

>> No.19177850
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>>19177830
>>19177830
>>19177830
>>19177830
DAYUUUUUUM

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>>19177522
>he's only up 3%

>> No.19177854

>>19177825
everybody likes tacos, no?

>> No.19177855

>>19177830
>ID: HAL
BUY BUY BUY

>> No.19177866
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>MY SPXS
We're just retesting resistance, r-right?

>> No.19177874
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>>19177795
Im looking for good entries right now but all I see is overvalued stuff. Nothing there is a good point to buy in.

JNJ maybe but premiums are shit. Same with PEP.
Not worth the risk of a potential dump.
SPCE? Awesome premiums, but on my no-buy list because its literally trash.

>> No.19177878

>>19177718
APA chad here. Thinking about just saying fuck it, and putting 40% of my portfolio it it (current its 10% of my portfolio)

>> No.19177881

>>19177693
Realistic, but we can forget the 25 dollar target. I am hoping for 10 now, with analyzed data, and blood test showing progress. Also, we'll see if phase 2b needs to be repeated, or they can simply do a big phase 2/3 in the future. This probably depends on the reanalyzed data, and if proper patient number and dosing time can be calculated from it.

>> No.19177885

wew lad this day is nice. Up $6000 already

>> No.19177886

>>19177488
do they give it steroids? if not imagine if they pumped as much juice into that thing as possible.
then shoot it up with some adrenaline and methamphetamine and let it loose in chinatown

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>>19177731
Are you retarded? The dollar will NEVER DIE, we're just making it cheap so that poorfags like you can buy quality American goods.

>> No.19177902

>>19177771
that song is a tasty jam, but that's a completely different video
still fun tho

>> No.19177915

>>19177770
The numbers don't lie, you're close, but critically wrong.

Mar was the answer to unemployment yes, now comes corporate debt when assets are devalued and every shit company can no longer obtain the debt it needs to keep riding this helltrain. Look for cataclysmic destruction at the next due date for debt, Aug 1st (or as early as Q2 earnings calls around July 15th) in a few cases I'm looking at.

>> No.19177918

any tips for a german anon on what to invest 5000$ in?

>> No.19177921
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>>19177805
Can confirm, dividends are my fren.

>> No.19177923

>>19177818
Which one?

>> No.19177926

MUMU PLAYLIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djE-BLrdDDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1RGhebR3BE

bobo playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF7TsMDMyRM

>> No.19177934

LEG declared its dividend boys, not being cut. up nearly 12.5% right now. dub baby lets goooooo

>> No.19177943

SOGU

>> No.19177948

shit volume dont fall for the bulltrap
t. bear king

>> No.19177950

>>19177866
Why don't you buy spsx at the resistance ?

>> No.19177951

>>19177818
I haven't yet. I'm just lurking until I'm positive that I want to go through with this stock market investing stuff.

>> No.19177954

>>19177918
Legget and Platt or General Dynamics.

>> No.19177960

>>19177926
ah yes the based playlist

>> No.19177964

>>19177918
TQQQ@Degiro

>> No.19177965

>>19177874
yeah just buy VRUS under $0.008 and buy MRK under $80

easy
u can initialize a GDX position too if you don't have any

>> No.19177968

>>19177821
the fed can print an infinite amount of dollars
debt and fundamentals don't matter
all that matters is that green number gets bigger

you can never go broke when you can print money
if only we figured this out before - we'd all be billionaires

calling it now - dow 100k eoy

>> No.19177976
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>mfw I bought the dip

>> No.19177977

>>19177527
sick gains - that's like one months rent almost!

>> No.19177978
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19177978

I hope you loaded up on RTX calls, next year's going to be a wild ride.

>>19177824
China can answer to RTX.

>> No.19177985

looks like it got rejected, or is it me

>> No.19177987

>>19177948
This, look at all the simps seeming green. Classic pump, you will all be down by Friday.

>> No.19177991

>>19177926
the fed always does its buying campaign every monday. look at every single monday the past weeks, rest of the week it crabs

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>SPY 295
Wow.
Woooowww.
You faggots got me good.
Here I was thinking I was the turbo-bull for the past couple months, and some fucker was shilling SPY 300 last night, and I said "nah, probably 290, but 295 max and that'd be wild"
Fuck, man.

>> No.19178000

>>19177731
>0.30%
Yeah, totally a doomsday scenario happening

>> No.19178001

>>19177948
Cope harder bear fuck, this is the start of the eternal golden bull run

>> No.19178013
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Why is like 20% of /smg/ German by now?

>>19177918
Same stuff we all invest in.
If you have no idea dump 50% into MSCI World ETFs and 50% into QQQ and wait 20 years.
>>19178000
The ruble dump 2014/15 was so much fun.

>> No.19178019
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i was feeling the pump in the morning
i was literally feeling it
unlimited BULL-power
should have bought more
well next time

>> No.19178020

>>19177926
you got to listen to only the most ignorant shit on a day like today
hit those printers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU6VqlnrQhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHguy4xHGSg

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Where my general electric bros at?

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>>19177926
>Doesn't even have Bulls on Parade by RATM

>> No.19178039

>>19177921
keep growing that snowball

my May 2020 dividend income is set to be 60% higher than my May 2019 dividend income. March was +24% and April was +12%

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>up 5.5%
>portfolio is all based on yields
>average yield is 12% based on share cost

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>>19178013
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT

>> No.19178049

imagine buying puts

imagine being a bobo

fucking kek

>> No.19178051

>>19177770
>the crash predicted massive unemployment
>thats why we are already back at all time highs
That sounds like rationalization on your side, buddy. You sound like a schizo.

>> No.19178052

>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129

plz respond

>> No.19178057

>>19178030
Me, bought more today

>> No.19178070
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>>19178032

>rage against the machine
>yeah fuck society and the man as I live in my gated community suburbs

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which puts are you buying

>> No.19178074

>>19177646
damn dude nice, when did you buy them? did you pick them up on the recent friday dip?

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>>19177915
Fed will fix that, don't worry. What you should worry about is the vaccine, if we're going to get the vaccine within this year then everyone who made calls are extremely lucky. If second wave comes then we might see red lines again, but not as worse as the ones we've had last March since a crash next year will be priced in this year anyway probably.

>> No.19178084

>>19177852
show all time or STFU

>> No.19178085
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>>19178050
I only fear the Bogs, not the semites

>> No.19178087

>>19177881
Realistically, which is more likely, it works and this was a mishap, or it doesn't work and its over. Realistically.

>> No.19178088

>>19178052
100 percent chance it goes up remember stocks only go up

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Odds of S&P 3100 this week? If I can turn $500 into $30,000 I swear to God I’ll suck a cute fem benis

>> No.19178103

>>19178039
Im sitting on an equivalent of 50% of my portfolios value in cash because im being cautious, i wanna dump it in LEG, O, and GD but idk, 30 dollars a day is ok for now I guess.

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>>19178085

youre already dead

>> No.19178110

>>19177895
>The dollar will NEVER DIE
not a single fiat currency is immortal
>>19178100
>Odds of S&P 3100 this week?
possible not probable

>> No.19178111

>>19177692
i dont get why does robinhood not care about settling but other brokers have these stupid rules? as shitty as robinhood is for stuff at least they dont do that. and before any fags say "margin vs cash account" no faggot its the same type of account these boomer brokers are just bitch fags

>> No.19178118

>>19178088
shit you're right, i forgot about that

>> No.19178131

>>19178074
I bought most on Thursday

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Don't be a fucking pussy faggot, but more stonks

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>>19178013
>Why is like 20% of /smg/ German by now?
Weil wir der Stier sind.

>> No.19178156

>>19178136
I can't. I want more CUK but I don't have any more cash in my Schwab account and it takes them forever to clear it.

>> No.19178161

NOOO GE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP GOING DONT TELL ME I BOUGHT THE TOP

>> No.19178164

come on lads, this shit is getting rejected at 295 all the time, who buying puts here

>> No.19178172

>>19178013
Germans have a high concentration of autism and wanting to make cash, it's a natural fit

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>>19177522
Who knows?
Hopes are very high I guess

>> No.19178181

I want to suck Jerome's cock because he cums money and I need money.

>> No.19178183

If we close above 2950 I’ll be quite excited!

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That's it /biz. I've sold all my Stocks, withdrawn all of my holdings as CASH which will arrive in my account tomorrow.
Going all in with BTC if I can get it for under $8000.

Good luck with your overinflated stonks, precious metals and crypto is where its at

>> No.19178213

>>19177679
I pushed my belly out a little for ya

>> No.19178214

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I BUY

IM ABOUT TO FUCKING FOMO INTO FB OR TSLA AT ATH’S AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19178219

>3rd retest of 295/296

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>>19178190
ME BUY USELESS CRYPTO THAT'S BACKED BY NOTHING BUT UNICORN FARTS

>> No.19178224

Whats your response to this, /biz/?

https://streamable.com/rmnzjs

>> No.19178225

>>19178110
>not a single fiat currency is immortal
That doesn't mean gold is. Gold died in 1971 and yet we were still heading to prosperity despite these so-called "financial experts" calling for the return of gold-backed USD. Even if the dollar dips, we will still survive and have more compared to the entire world, when the generation of asteroid mining comes, we will be the first in the race.

>> No.19178228

>>19177435
Bulls are kill

>> No.19178231

STOP SELLING

>> No.19178233

>>19178190
Did the same a few minutes. Good luck.

>> No.19178237

>>19178073
Think I'll scoop up some more live Nation

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>>19178190
>stocks are overinflated
>I'm buying crypto
how do you remember to breathe?

>> No.19178241

I think the crab has returned

>> No.19178243

>>19178039
And im up 27% in divvie income over last year as well, very excited about the growth.

>> No.19178247

>>19178225
>Gold died in 1971
literally breaking ATH are you braindead?

>> No.19178263

Should have bought the dip on prev week, but fell for bear panic. Fuck me

>> No.19178264

>>19178190
>he thinks he can pay the bills with magic beans and rocks
$ is all that matters and right now jay p. is cumming green like never before
everyone buying stonks will unironically make it

>> No.19178265

>>19178224
That's a man who gambled his life savings on SPY puts

>> No.19178270

>>19177968
See, we do agree, it's just that the line will briefly go down as it sheds smaller players, then the remainders will moon for the next 10 years when we repeat the process until there's only 1 company left.

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I only respect bunny

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>>19178146
>>19178172
Most Germans I know have no knowledge about financials and are some of the most fearful people I know.
Anything that doesnt involve talking to Frau Himmler from the local Sparkasse or some other boomer bank is seen as gambling. Even basic ETF strategies are seen as suspicious.
The most inept and scared people I have ever seen in that regard.
t. German

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>>19178272
You better do
>>19178263
Even I thought I might shit the bed this weekend. When I saw the +2.5% futures I just laughed.

>> No.19178284

>>19178161
kek, just people taking profit. we ain't nowhere near the top. top is 13+. still over 50% off sale going on.

>> No.19178290

>>19178190
>good luck with your overinflated stocks
>i'm heading over to buy cheap fairy dust

>> No.19178292

>>19178247
bro...

>>19178272
let me zoom in on those pits and take a nice close look

>> No.19178293

>>19178224
Literally who?

>> No.19178294

Keep pumping SAVA please.

>> No.19178300

Wti is super low volume and tracking the Dow.
>Price of oil is just one guy with an algo

>> No.19178302

COME ON LADS, 295 PUTS, WHO IS WITH ME

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>Google hit with anti-trust lawsuit
>up 1%
Lmao nice fake market.

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>25 minutes up
>still no 300 on SPY
ummmmmmmmm where's the green candle?

>> No.19178310

Reminder that the real big short guy stated he is investing in "land, with water *on* the site" aka he thinks there's going to be a collapse so great the best thing you can be is a ricelord.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sWhvOaavTQ

>> No.19178311

>>19178013
>Why is like 20% of /smg/ German by now?
They're taking a break from playing anno

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>> No.19178314

and the lunch sell off
motherfuckers

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OILCHADS RISE TF UP!!!!!!!

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HOLD THE LINE BULLCHADS, DON’T LET A LITTLE BIT OF PROFIT TAKING KILL YOUR MORALE

>> No.19178331

>>19178304
They weren't hit with shit. There have been like 400 tech antitrust "investigations" in the last half decade that are not progressing and are just bullshit to appease the plebs.

>> No.19178340

>>19178087
I am fairly certain it works, which means reduces the inflammatory burden, reduces Tau phosphorylation, and frees up amyloid beta to do its job, which is killing virus and bacteria. What I am less certain about are the long term side effects, if any. In the recent study, the placebo biomarkers were way off, as per pr, so that definitely says something about the measurement methods and endpoint choices, but nothing about the drug itself.

>> No.19178341

>>19178292
what, bro? is it not true that Gold is now worth more than 1700 USD, much more than in 1971? Where is your kill when it outperforms... well all fiat currencies

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>>19178319
Don't tell him about tomorrow

>> No.19178343

>>19178305
Not until later this week. We stop at 297 today.

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>>19178276
I'm Canadian and I bought ZDH last week which 13.5% Germany.

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>>19178342
jokes on you bobo, contract rolled over yesterday!

>> No.19178366

>>19178345
*which is

>> No.19178374

>>19178304
Why would the US government hurt the tech sector? It's 20% of the S&P 500. It's self sabotage.

>> No.19178375

>>19178190
>good luck I'm quitting the stock market, that is actually backed by the whole world, the most powerful country in the world, and the military
>I'm going to gamble over some imaginary money backed by air, no financial properties, that nobody accepts except drug users and pedophiles and terrorists
You fucking faggot don't RUIN YOUR LIFE, you haven't missed the bull market yet.

>> No.19178382

>>19178340
So there really is a chance SAVA will fail?

What about GALT?

>> No.19178387

>>19178365
They didn't retard. They're rolling over tomorrow. Many brokers did an early roll because of the risk involved. That's irrelevant.

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>>19178365
wrong photo

>> No.19178390

>>19178340
They should say that. And redo it.

>> No.19178395

BOUGHT PUTS 295, FUCK YOU ALL

>> No.19178400

>>19178365
It hasn't. Investing.com just rolled over the contracts, but the futures roll over soon.

>> No.19178404

>>19178341
Why are you comparing oil to literally 0% investing?

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>>19178345
>ZDH
?
>>19178190
Jesus Christ
Are you retarded?

>> No.19178416

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy ACB puts

>> No.19178418

So some dude opened his gym in NJ in defiance and the dow gains 800 points?

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Is it to late for me to join the winning team

>> No.19178427

>>19178395
>he bought
pump it

>> No.19178429

>Fedex mooning


Bobos are dead the boomer-stocks are winning

>> No.19178430

Should've bought more last week. Since it gone up so much today I guess it might dip tomorrow, what do you guys think? Thinking of buying MSFT and maybe some GE

>> No.19178434

>>19178395
That's a 50:50 gamble right now, why don't stay in cash and watch what trend is building?

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>closed my ACB @ 10

>> No.19178438

>>19178404
because if you have at least 3 posts attention span we were talking about fiat currencies not investment?

>> No.19178448

>>19178190
>I've sold all my Stocks, withdrawn all of my holdings as CASH which will arrive in my account tomorrow.
Actually not a bad pla-
>Going all in with BTC if I can get it for under $8000.
You stupid asshole, lmao. At least go half into boomer rocks so you don't kill yourself when BTC hits 4k.

>> No.19178455

LETS GET TO THE JUDGE BACK AT HQ

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Bought SPCE puts. My inner bobo can't stop. We close over 2950 I switch teams.

>> No.19178461

>>19178408
BMO International Dividend CAD Hedged (ZDH)

13.5% of the holdings are German stocks.

>> No.19178463

>>19178331
>>19178374
>Trump constantly undermined and lied about by Google
>Google helping China
Why would we allow a company to attack our government?

>> No.19178470

>>19178247
His name was Silvio the retard

>> No.19178471

>>19178427
NOT THIS TIME BOGGY LAD

>> No.19178474

>>19178181
is it the real one?

>> No.19178476

>>19178461
Didnt know it. Thanks

>> No.19178485

>>19178247
His name was Silvio the retard

>> No.19178493

>>19177435
Someone please explain me why the oil prices won't go down tomorrow when the contracts expire, that demand is still very low right?

>> No.19178506

>>19178429
Something about a deal with MSFT

>> No.19178510

>>19178438
Will gold ever go below 1700 before the moon mission happens anon? I've got the gold bug and need more.

>> No.19178519

>>19178493
Even lower than projected. And inventory is fuller than reported (EIA is more accurate, US excluded the saudis who are at short trying but unable to unload).

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>>19177435
SPY is overbought as fuck. don't fomo in, too risky. overbought as FUCK. don't touch this shit for now. once it dips to $292 buy puts, ride it fast and out. if it dips below 286 double on puts.

inb4 astrology

>> No.19178532

HOW MANY SPY PUTS TO MAKE IT LADS IM ON FIRE NOW

>> No.19178536

>>19178247
His name was Silvio the retard.

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>>19178533
Bobo pls.

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>tried to buy more oil before the market opened

>robinhood cucks me and doesnt fulfill the order right away and cost me

>> No.19178567

The pump lads

>> No.19178569

I slept in what the fuck is going on right now, im fucking rich

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>>19178146
can you sauerkraut niggers even trade yankee stocks?

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LMAOING at this right now.

>> No.19178577
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This is literally the fakest and gayest pump ever

>> No.19178581

Thoughts on Target?
Their earnings is coming up.

>> No.19178584

>>19178510
its possible, not in relative terms but in dollar terms I think. Bcs its actually dollar screeching higher (unwillingly) what might cause it
>>19178536
no matter how many times you tell this to yourself, facts and prices will not change

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>>19178533
>PLEASE LOOK AT THIS CHART!!!

>> No.19178588

292 spy puts?

>> No.19178592

>>19177926
>nigger "music"
ill pass

>> No.19178593

>>19178576
t. literal inbred

>> No.19178595

>>19177435
TFW sold UAL, FUN, CCL & NWCL at a loss 2 weeks ago because I fucking panicked. I lost at least $500 on that dumb decision.

>> No.19178608

>>19178577
do you have time till death after previous pumps of this gayness?

>> No.19178617

>>19178382
Sava was always the riskier one. Go with galt if you want to be 100 percent sure, and can wait for 4 years at most, in the worst case. Their phase3 endpoint is a slam dunk, will enroll 1000 patients, proper dosage and timescale, and tremendous amount of literature in consensus to back it up. Sava has bigger upside if it pulls through, but has less solid scientific foundations.

>> No.19178620

>>19178533
>crabbing again after dinging 2950
i would fucking love it so much lmao

>> No.19178621

>>19178588
295 REPORTING IN

>> No.19178622

Kek, bought more GE. Still got enough money left to buy more if it tanks back to 5.50. If it don't oh well, when I sell it at 13 I'll make a tidy profit. If it takes all year that's ok, that Divvy will only make my profit go up.

>> No.19178624

>>19178566
she's pretty

>> No.19178626

>>19178533
Just kill yourself bobo

>> No.19178647

>>19178624
Pretty plastic

>> No.19178651

Grandpa were you on team mumu during the battle of 2950?

>> No.19178659

hope you morons didn't buy tankers at the top

>> No.19178662

>>19178276
this resonates well with Norwegians too. i'm a fucking pussy but even i feel surrounded by even bigger pussies

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>>19178276
Ich denke, wir sind jetzt in Ordnung, es gibt nichts, worüber man sich Sorgen machen müsste.

>>19178493
>our factories are defying government "socialist" orders, thanks to Elon Musk, other factories have the courage to stand up against socialist republicans who wants to close our precious factories and taking it away from the American people
>Chinese factories running up again
>Vietnam and Thailand back to normalcy
>Israel research team says vaccine on the way for clinical trials
Also oil contracts already rolled over yesterday, we're green today which means that people are optimistic that things will go back to normalcy next month.

>>19178575
Amerikan citizen mate

>> No.19178665

>>19178111
>i dont get why does robinhood not care about settling but other brokers have these stupid rules?

Looks like someone never read their brokerage agreement. RepoHood automatically enrolls you in margin, whether you asked for it or not. You will avoid good faith violations related to settled cash, but you'll still get locked out entirely for free riding.

RepoHood also has 8X the rate of accounts blown out that the big boy brokers do, which is why they don't pay you interest on your settled cash like chad brokerages such as AmeriTrade are. Funds that are typically paid to idle cash go to Robinhood's repo squad of kneecapping debt collectors. You are literally using the Rent-A-Center of trading accounts, and paying for it everyday (in the form of lost interest payments) because of all the other RepoHood investors who didn't understand margin agreements either.

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>t. literal inbred

>> No.19178670

>>19178190
YOUR RIGHT, I'M NOW RIDING WITH BIDEN AND CRYPTO NOW

Retard who can't buy blue chips spotted.

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>tfw I just woke up to these yuuge gains

>> No.19178676

>>19178276
huh, I thought German were le buzinessman of Europe

>> No.19178681

>>19178622
divy is less than 1%. Not even worth it.

>> No.19178683

>>19178595
tax loss harvesting, put the money into something more stable like MSFT, which is trading at a discount from its 5 year average p/e (although last 5 year p/e may not be the best benchmark)

>> No.19178688

HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS SHIT NEED TO BE REJECTED AT 295 TO DUMP

>> No.19178696

>>19178595
That's what you get listening to these ass hats here yelling the sky is falling every other day

>> No.19178705

uh oh bull bros I think we got too cocky

I will slowly be exiting my positions before tomorrow

>> No.19178707

>>19178463
Take your pills schizo

>> No.19178708

>KRE
Whew, banks were definitely oversold and especially regional.

>> No.19178709

>>19178676
Germans are financially illiterate
But the government forces them to pay a lot of income tax which the government uses to live beyond its means

>> No.19178712

>>19178676
germans are one of the most risk adverse people in europe, they cant even handle the risk of an index fund

>> No.19178721

>>19178712
Jesus, what the fuck quit being so scared Krauts

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>>19178651
Yes, my beautiful caramel colored grandxhe. We won, but I lost in the long run.

>> No.19178726

>>19178681
please look at COST and V and look at their dividend CAGR and make some calculations. not to mention their share price appreciation

>> No.19178731

>>19178566
>>19178624
She had so many cosmetic surgeries she doesn't even look human anymore.

>> No.19178734

>DAX almost 6%
Wtf is happening.

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>>19177435
>not having bought the 279 dip

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>>19177926
>>19178032
Bobro playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqTWtX6dQFs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sGYVErZEQQ

>> No.19178748

>>19177517
Yep.. it's our world now.

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>>19178659

>> No.19178760

>>19178665
Rofl oh no the lost potential 0.000000001% interest rate for lunch money what are they going to do.

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>>19178707
>NOOOO YOU CANT JUST PUNISH CORPORATIONS THAT ARE ACTING BADLY!!!!

>> No.19178762

>>19178734
Return to normal? Priced in? Vaccine found? A bit of Brrr? 0% interests? Reopening?

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>>19178533
uh yeah just fuck off with that bullshit

>> No.19178772
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who /ERI/ here

Holy shit lads

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>>19178712
>constantly try to defeat the entire world
>now won't even buy index funds
They are a sleeping giant.

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>>19178734
Sieg Heil, Kameraden

>> No.19178801
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i just put $100 in steinmart /SMRT/

the store is open and the stock is tiny price

>> No.19178808

>>19178761
Hurr one of the largest US companies is going to risk their dominant position by doing stupid shit that will get them investigated and potentially broken up. Yeah, that sounds real to me. But, come on link me your THE JOOZ R EVIL DOT TK as a source for your claims.

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My tea leaves say that we're going back to 285 on SPY.

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>>19178584
I am a patient man anon. We're going to make it, me and you.

>> No.19178814

>>19178681
Kek, when you have a shitload of shares even 1 penny adds up. Cheap shares over 50% off = epic gains + Divvy gains means I get a green fat baggie for my trouble.

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Only green days left now.

>> No.19178820

I wonder what ayyliums would buy if they were to enter the market now

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>>19178533
Dumbass astrologist retard

>> No.19178823

>>19178663
>The June WTI contract expires on Tuesday, but there was little indication of a repeat of last month's historic plunge below zero on the eve of the May contract's expiry.

>> No.19178826

>>19178681
Yeilds dont mean shit man.
Growth is where its at, a company that pays out a dollar a quarter and costs 100 dollars thats a 1% yeild, the stock goes up to 200, your yeild is now .5% and vice versa, what matters is if the payout goes from 1 dollar a share to 1.25 a share, your income just went up 25%. Companies do shit like this all the time and it flies under the radar, Home Depots payout growth has been insane the last 5 years, like 15% a year

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>>19178365
OH NO NO NO

>> No.19178833

>>19178811
Every day this week will close green. Cap this.

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>>19178663
>Ich denke, wir sind jetzt in Ordnung, es gibt nichts, worüber man sich Sorgen machen müsste.
I think we are a bit overbought right now. I already got my weekly 2% premium gains in a single day so not too concerned about sitting this one out desu
>>19178662
You also feel kind of sad. Because everyone has so much money, but they waste it on 0.01% savings accounts and work so hard for years because they are so scared of letting the money work for itself. People could be so much richer here if they just stopped being so scared.
>>19178676
Trying to explain abasic index fund to a German is like trying to explain a smartphone to your grandmother.
Germans take their cash, go to the boomer bank, invest in something like "DEKA 60A", which is the risky 60% boomer stocks and 40% bonds managed fund and pay 50% of the profit to their bank.
Its the weird synergy of a complete distrust in the world and banks, and a complete trust in that nice guy in a suit in the bank, that "knows whats best" for your money. Banks rob people blind but help you manage your money.
Its bad.
>>19178734
Did Merkel die?

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>>19178781
>>19178712
what the hell do slavs even buy

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>>19178734
I bought ZDH last week when it tanked (ETF with 13.5% German stocks).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWDKJjhbvw

>> No.19178838

>>19178801
just xrayed this
weewwwwee lad

>> No.19178839

>>19178801
That's a man

>> No.19178840

>exited market last Monday just to get my profits before a dip
>it rockets this week instead
Well fuck me.

>> No.19178849

>>19178463
>we
>our

>> No.19178853
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>>19178808
They already blatantly lie about the current administration and help China spy on people. Its like you think Google is a single person and nobody could be greedy. Its happened thousands of times through history.
>BUT THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT!!!

>> No.19178865

>>19177703
Based and Hell yeah.

>> No.19178866

>>19178811
your cope leaves

>> No.19178879

>>19178853
Give me some sources instead of your delusional drivel. Oh wait, you can't find any source that isn't from WE R DA MUSTARD RACE DOT CH ?

>> No.19178886

NEW
>>19178883
>>19178883
>>19178883

>>19178883
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>>19178883
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>> No.19178890

when is the dump, bobos

>> No.19178893

>>19178840
It dipped hard last week though. It’s your fault for being greedy

>> No.19178909

>>19178826
I just realized I did smoothbrain math with my percentages, but bear with my retardation and look to my point pls.

>> No.19178911

>>19178879
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/15/technology/google-antitrust-investigation.html

>> No.19178923

>>19178890
September

>> No.19178930

Massive delusional bear cope from Krinsky on CNBC right now, even getting called out by host "that vaccine news is just going to keep pushing market up, you cant just rely on technicals"

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.19178942

>>19178911
I know they're getting investigated you big fucking retard. Give me sources for them helping China spy (like what the fuck, just writing this makes me laugh)

>> No.19178967

>>19178724
Lol

>> No.19178981

>>19178942
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-23/google-accused-of-creating-spy-tool-to-squelch-worker-dissent
>inb4 that doesnt count

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>>19178608
>previous pumps of this gayness
>gayest pump ever

>> No.19179014

>>19178981
That has nothing to do with China. That's just normal capitalistic corporatism.

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So is the TQQQ meta buy Monday close or Tuesday open and sell Friday afternoon and repeat, or should I just hold for a month or two and it?

>> No.19179023

>>19178382
Also, the problem is that failure doesn't depend only on the drug, but many other factors as well, see Friday for example. I certainly didn't see it coming at all, and possibly the company neither. A lot depends on the management now, to resolve this error, and drive up the share price to allow financing further. The drug itself has nothing to do with it for a while. However I like how they progressed so far, so I expect them to know how to get out of this hole as well.

>> No.19179073

>>19178747
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYH7_GzP4Tg

>> No.19179093

>>19179014
>Schizo screaming about Jews, praising China, and moving goal posts
Sigh, very tiresome. Take your meds, son.

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>>19178853
>hurr google is helping chyna durr
This is your brain on trump koolaid.Google is not allowed to operate in china and they have screached about it to obama govt.Also you are delusional to think china is responsible for google promoting trannies post 2012.
Trumpniggers like you still can't show me the wall.

>> No.19179139

>>19179093
What the fuck are you talking about? You're projecting so much. You're the one who said Google was helping China spy on the US which is literally schizo-tier retardation. You can't find any sources to confirm your outlandish bullshit so now you're trying to strawman me poorly and throw adhoms because you literally have nothing. I never praised China or said anything about Jews, I didn't move the goalposts as I asked for a fucking source about Google helping China spy on the US (???) since the first fucking reply. But keep pretending you're not a fucking retard.

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how can anyone deny the stock market is detached from reality right now?

>> No.19179214

>>19178833
Checked and fuggin maximum based. Golden Bullrun 4ever
Bobo eternally BTFO

>> No.19179221

>>19179139
>Google was helping China spy on the US which is literally schizo-tier retardation.
yikes, that's a fat one to swallow chang

>> No.19179290

>>19179201
The thing is that investors actually understand that there is such a thing as the future, even if they're not trading in futures

>> No.19179362

>>19179290
>company is getting rid of all the future-looking prospect and all its employees
>this is good for the future where instead of a leader in car automation and automated delivery they're cheapo taxis, i.e. the position they were at on day 0

>> No.19179391

>>19179201
>Uber
Literally who? Isn't that a company for those wannabe trucker kids?

>> No.19179412

>>19178836
https://lyricstranslate.com/en/Was-wollen-wir-trinken-Was-wollen-wir-trinken.html
if someone else wonders what they are singing
it isn't nazi related