/biz/ - Business & Finance

how do? i’ll try when i get off work.

>>19144950
The problem is timelines

They can split off and then original foresight is wrong

>>19144950
What about the price of PNK?

I think a bunch of fags tried this with xrp a couple years ago and they thought it was going to $500 bucks or something. Pretty sure they all killed selves by now.

>>19144950

You would trust a demon?!

Find Jesus anon.

Plus we have half a dozen Link Marines who have found the price of Link while tripping on LSD/DMT/etc. We will be in the hundreds soon. Just hold and find Jesus.

>>19145009


Or the problem is they don't exist and you're a retarded fag. Did you ever think of that?

>>19144950
>demon
Never going to make it. Demons are weak little bitches with little blocks. Unlike Doomguy who has Big Fucking Blocks (BFB) and is all in BSV.

>>19145080
[[Mick Gordon noises intensify]]

>>19145069
In this timeline, I just fugged your mother.

>>19144950
i summoned sergey but he just ate all my food and left.

Thr-hee hundred and fifty dollars, ho

>>19144950
>Summon demon
>Ask for LINK price
>Demon spawns you in dimension where desired price is met
>Dimension is also where you're a faggot in prison taking cocks
>Only wallet you can access is your asshole

>>19145566
eugh.. let me nap.
isn't it obvious? 1k dumb human

He asked for a life stone first and I don't have any

>>19144950
i've unironically considered doing some of the black magic rituals described in the Satanic Bible, but I could never be bothered to buy some candles and other garments needed

>>19144950
so many feels for DOOM / Quake1 LAN parties. reeee. I miss it.

Hoping UND 100x's so I can build a new fort.

>>19145682
Your pixie should learn seduce at level three, keep grinding in the hospital

How?

>>19144950
You better wear a pure silver amulet and surround yourself in a unbroken circle made of salt or something first

>>19144950
I decided to do it for you because I was curious too. He told me there will be another catastrophic whale selling near the end of the year along with a failure to recover the general market in Q4 after we breach new lows and spike down at tailend Q2/during Q3. General market sentiment will push all coin values down as a macroeconomic reaction heading into the end of the year, but chainlink is going to fly down like it did that one time before. And it will linger, taking a while to recover. Told me within the 20 cent ranges EOY. But don't worry, Bitcoin will be 2k only, you aren't picking a dog it is just all coins are going to go to shit due to macroeconomics, whales, and apparently China is going to prosecute using any non-chinese currency (rather than simply ban) after the US sanctions them and refuses an order to give them dollars for held bonds until sanctions lift, China reacts by banning all non-chinese currency and manipulating price. Invest in gold though, it will be up even higher EOY.

>>19145712
Satanic Bible doesn't do shit. Congrats on time quints though.

>>19145069
I just talked to a demon. He said you're a faggot eoy

>>19145048
That's actually fucking hilarious that you can make chainlink into a cross