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S E L L S I G N A L HAS ARRIVED

it's a money like unit of account with a fixed limited supply that is digitally transactable and non counterfeitable, secured by competitive global distributed computation, specifically the sha-256 hash function. a bitcoin wallet can be transported with a 12 word phrase.

Sell everything, gay wizard queen doesn't like our turbomoney coins

>>19120521
Can't wait to see this witch burned at the stake outside of the citadel's gates.

>>19119653
tell her it's not for girls

I don’t understand Harry Potter. Please don’t explain it to me.

>>19120521
>asking a question but having no willingness to learn

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>>19120521
She's right though

>>19120782
>tell her it's not for girls
This. She'll write an entire series about a boy who makes it in the GBR and his platonic girl friend who is the best student at Blockchain school and always wins the magic hat thing.

Why does she come off as a fucking idiot thot

>>19120439
Too complicated for normies


It's a digital currency where users balances are governed by a global network of peers rather than by banks

>>19119653
tell her it's fucking magic!

>>19120880
This. What a fucking bitch

>>19121693
Yup, a missed opportunity.

>>19120521
Fucking kek

>>19121670
She has enough money to not give a single fuck for your internet coins. She won. But coinfags are still farting from the mouth at her to try and "teach" her what the scam is.

"N-now I can't fap to draco/harry fanporn because JK hates interet coins!"

>>19121683
>It's a digital currency where users balances are governed by a global network of peers rather than by banks

If you mean "global network of peers" = China

Help grandma out

>>19120880
Someone really needs to send what you just said her. She’s an 80iq retard who fell backwards and confused into billions for her 5th-grade-level writing

>>19121628
Harry Potter and the Sorting Oracle

What did she mean by this???

>>19121778
Why would she care? She has billions. She makes more money every hour of every day from her licenses and sales than you will your entire life. "Oh dear, some angry incel from 4chan is mad at me, I need to rethink my whole life!" Suuuuuure, incel, lol. That's gonna happen. Yep. Any day now, just like "institutional money" buying your bags.

I don't even like Harry Potter, and hate her SJW bullshit, but I'm laughing my ass off at how hard she's dabbing on you.

>>19121778
Literally why do you care, jfc you guys seethe about anything

>>19119653
Let’s sign her up for a package - a little money tree

>>19121847
almost nobody i told about bitcoin understands it and even less decided to buy. pretty much one colleague of mine wants to buy but waiting on the "dip" told him he most likely missed it but anything can happen.

>>19120521
This is a legendary flip from extremely strong sell signal to extremely strong buy signal.

>>19121902
And that has fuck all to do with anything I posted. Nobody cares. Go stare at the line on Bitmex.

You have to trade galleons by tapping your wallet with your wand. Every time this happens, not only does your wallet update but so does everyone else's wallet. Instead of working at gringotts, all the goblins work independently as galleon miners. They perform cryptomagic on the transactions to solve puzzles. Whoever solves the puzzle fastest gets galleons as a reward. The useful thing is that everyone gets to mimic the goblin's cryptomagic to make sure he isn't cheating. Unfortunately he doesn't go to azkaban for cheating like he deserves, but the wallets get corrected.

>>19122020
the point is you don't have to be a billionaire to not understand bitcoin or care. it's basically 99.9% of the human population.

>>19121778
>She’s an 80iq retard
don't be dumb now anon

>>19121760
No. It means you and me.
Well not you you don't have money nor bitcoin

>>19122114
I don't need either to laugh at you idiots seething because a rich kid's book author has no fucks to give for your ponzi, manlet.