/biz/ - Business & Finance

Jump ahead to just yesterday
>get off my shift at the store, walking out to the road to catch the bus home
>see Kyle in the parking lot with his cart, immediately try to hide myself
>he sees me
>”Anon! Hey anon come here!”
>I made the mistake of looking right at him, now I can’t pretend I didn’t hear him
>He walks over to me
>”Hey buddy! It’s been a while!”
>he puts his arm around my shoulder, he seems so much bigger than me
>”What are you doing these days?!”
>”oh you know, same old same old haha”
>”Right man? The grind never stops! Hey where are you heading right now? Want to go grab lunch and catch up?”
>”oh I’m pretty tired from my shift, I think I’m gonna just head home haha. Thanks though”
>”No worries man, I know you’re working hard these days! Especially with this virus and all. What are you driving these days?”
>”actually I’ve been taking the bus to save money”

This is where I really messed up
>”I’ll drive you home, Anon!”
>”haha that’s okay I really d—“
>”C’mon dude! You said you were tired, right? Hop in, I won’t take no for an answer!”
>the whole drive home he’s pestering me about my life
>I let it slip that I had made a lot of money in cryptocurrency
>”Whoa! Nice man, I always knew you were smart! Hey what coin should I buy? What do you have?”
>I don’t know why, but I tell him about how I’m thinking about buying a bunch of Proton XPR
>I try to explain the whole @name system and way it wraps other currencies, but I could tell his eyes were glossing over
>”Cool man, cool. I’ll probably get some, thanks!”
>he drops me off, I go inside and try to forget it ever happened

Fast forward to just today
>I’m working another shift at the store, he comes in
>no cart, just came in to find me I think
>”Anon, check this out! I took your advice!”
>Opens up his Blockfolio, shows me that he bought 100,000 Proton XPR
>”I’ll be rich like you soon, Anon!”
>slaps me on the back, leaves the store without buying anything

Guys what do I do? I’ve been slaving away trying to buy a Proton XPR stack and he just bought more than I could dream of. He’s literally going to be richer than anyone I know and I’ll be lucky to even own a tenth of that.
Why do I keep getting cucked by him. Why do I keep helping people like this. I don’t know what to do

>>19109344
Don't worry, you two retards are both going broke. Unfortunately for you, he might beat the shit out of you for making him lose money.

>>19109359
>Guys what do I do?

1. stop blogging your gay life story
2. stop being autistic and retarded
3. stop blowing your wagie pittance on retarded faggot shit like cryptoshit scamcoins (they are all scams)
4. stop wasting your retarded life on low wage nigger tier work and get a college degree in something with career potential

Did any of this happen OP or are you just bored?

>>19109408
He's from Mumbai

>>19109408
I wish I was just making all of this up. Maybe I really should end it at this point

>>19109359

1) fucking awful sob story 2) white paper I just read is fucking garbage, doesn't even separate out numerical headings 3) absolutely zero technical details, reads like freshman's first essay

>>19109432

Look at this fucking GARBAGE

This is the worst larp shill ever. Not buying fucking XPR you jeet.

>>19109402
Is there a coin that you don't think is a scam? The one I was looking at looks pretty legit, but maybe you know more than I do. what do you recommend?

>>19109402
umm hello, based department?

>>19109337
>he didn't bought ship

He'll probably kill you next time he sees you and his money disappears, there is only one coin going to the moon right now and it ain't no faggy block chain trash

>>19109402
>4. stop wasting your retarded life on low wage nigger tier work and get a college degree in something with career potential


AMEN TO THAT

>>19109473
xD

>>19109527
>>falling for college scam

>>19109473
I wrote much better things in my Freshman year desu

>>19109527
>telling someone to waste 4 years and 100k on some liberal arts degree

Might as well suck dick on skid row

Kek this is the worst shilling attempt I have ever seen. Kys OP

>>19109473
Wow. Literal ranjesh tier writing. No thanks OP

>>19109359
bro its xrp not xpr you fucking mug lmao

>>19109599
I'm not talking about that ripple garbage, i was talking about proton xpr

>>19109578
You must have missed the career potential part, not everybody pays 100k to go fuck sluts

>>19109473
was thinking about buying this yesterday and then read the white paper, its literally like theyre trying to hit a wordcount and managed to write pages on nothing

>>19109627
this is the wrong board bro we talk about cryptocurrencies here

>>19109483
it's like you didn't even understand my post. let's make a comparison: you are the dumb stinky basement dwelling grocery store working NEET equivalent of niggers and white trash buying scratch offs in a gas station. you're a broke dick, poor as fuck, uneducated moron gambling away his measly """savings""" on what are essentially lottery tickets with a negative expected return. STOP WASTING YOUR DUMB FAGGOT MONEY AND TAKE STEPS TOWARD STARTING A CAREER.

>>19109640
I guess I really am retarded, I haven't read the whitepaper yet. What does it say?

>>19109359
shitcoin but nice shill

He wants your dick. Give it to him.

You got lazy at the end of the story. It made no sense in the end. Moron.

>>19109431
Go rob that nigga op

>>19110263
He's literally like twice my size

>>19109337
I would bully you too OP. Calling a guy a bully when even in your own story he sounds like a swell guy. You cant handle masculine bro negging from high school so you deserve to get hung up on a locker by your underwear

>>19110320
you sound like a sissy

go on hrt and become his gf, then you can use his capital to invest

wow a 4-post sad story just to shill XPR.

insane shill

>>19110598
he hasnt eaten in two weeks, pajeet is desperate.

And then everybody clapped

>>19109431
Yes, you should fucking kill yourself because someone else made some money. What the fuck is wrong with you you spiteful cunt, you deserve to be a wagie.

>>19109727
/thread
This also applies to pol. Cryptocurrency is meme money and opportunity cost of an actual life are way too high

>>19109359
>Proton XPR
Is this a paid marketing roastie shill inventing a fake story bro to sell some garbage to anons?

>>19110598
they're....evolving....

>>19109359
You expect us to believe that your normie friend figured out how to buy some shitcoin

>>19109337
Atleast you have a family to go home to. Just take care of your wife and kids.

>>19109359
Because youre retarded. You could have A told him to buy a shitcoin that goes nowhere. Or B sold yourself as a consulatant that you would advise him for a %5 fee or something. Knowledge is worth something and you gave it away.

>>19109402
fuck off you fucking preaching faggot with your worthless faggot opinion go preach somewhere else where people might be able and interested to beat your basedboy simp ass up

>>19109337
Is this the bully who is a multi millionaire and has super model wife? If you know all this, then you know where he lives. Why haven't you 187 his ass?
I think you are a demoralizing shill faggot...

6/10 OP
decent shill
at least you tried
some creative writing might go a long way

>>19110528
kek never change biz

>>19110528
This is the only way.

>>19110320
Well you use a weapon, then size doesn't matter, they don't call it the grat equalizer for nothin

>>19109402
based.
Fuck bl*ggers

>>19111360
i would unironically force you to your knees and throatfuck you to death if your bitch ass ever disrespected me like that irl

>>19109408
>he doesnt recognize this old copy pasta that gets reposted just changing the PnD shitcoin name

newfag

this thread made me laugh, thanks /biz/

So am I just screwed now? Is this just my life - always living in his shadow?

>>19109359
sounds like a cool guy to me anon

>>19109337
it’s shit but still better than the original copypasta, at least Kyle isn’t a douche in this one

>>19109337

nice try shill. I'll give it to you that you put more effort in than other shills

>>19109359
>Creating multi-post sob stories to shill your obscure shitcoin harder
based

>>19109598
Not even Dileep tier which is usually overloaded with weird stilted colloquialisms and completey misused technical terms or bizzare and etymologically nonsensical frankenstein'd neologisms.

This is straight up 14 year old girl's first 2000 word essay tier
>simplistic yet longwinded sentences in 3rd person past tense and active sense
>It's
>all 15 of the top 15
>they understand dApps

>>19109473
Risky click but I got my hands on the original whitepaper. I bet you they’re going back to something like this with the new draft, but that’s just a guess.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ny5Pj4MC2pRETOzEo7bsaU3L2B8rixL5Xwf7kbVuuZ4/edit?usp=sharing

>>19109337
Pajeet tiered shill.
Kys

>>19109359
He’s the only person in the entire world who owns that shitcoin. It’s going to zero.