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fuck anime

First for bull traps

There is a glorious rainbow that beckons those with the spirit of adventure. And there are rich findings at the end of that rainbow. To the young and the not too old, I say look at the horizon, find that rainbow, go ride it. Not all will be rich; quite a few will find a vein of gold; but all who pursue that rainbow will have a joyous and exhilarating ride and some profit.

>>19092553
For those wondering why $CODX's dumping started sooner than expected.
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3574617-co-diagnostics-reverses-rally-after-hindenburg-short-cal

>>19092566
yes

Anyone else buying WFC puts?

When's the last time you had sex?

What a day. Nice crabbing bulls and bobos.

>>19092566
so based

>>19092601
When the Nats won the world series

OH NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>19092582
(((Hindenburg)))

Everyone saying there will be an EOD dump.
Buying calls. You guys will get JUSTED.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

So the crab will continue till the gouvernment runs out of money? So never.

>>19092601
A year ago in a hotel in Tehran
Felt so empty after that that I stopped having sex at all

LAST CHANCE FOR SPY PUTS BEFORE EOD DUMP! Got SPY MAY 15 282P for $2

WPG
WPG
WPG

land of the free btw

Kelly looks so much better in glasses

>>19092633
take your meds

>>19092566
Go back Reddit

>>19092553
>posts 2D
Good
>no nhentai link
>suicide prevention
You've failed me OP. YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

>>19092601
haha all the time

>>19092553
So my guess is it's gonna rally a bit today, spike tomorrow, but close about even Friday afternoon, then proceed to crash more next week

man selling options feels really good.
sold somebody a 5/15 AMC 4.5p off that volatility spike earlier this week.
incredible seeing their option down 26% despite buying around 5.7/sh and it being 4.52/sh as we speak.
IV crush is a real stinker huh?

NOOOO WTF AWS THAT

>>19092601
Novermber 1983, I remember it fondly. She was a scrappy lass.

>>19092601
Like 6-7 years ago, I ditched my girlfriend back then because I wanted to finish my minecraft base and after that I haven't even bothered trying. Takes too much time and effort

>>19092553
>div yield 16%
>p/e ratio under 10
>Q1 2020 expected to be decent considering competitor REIT financials
what am I forgetting to consider?? I'm about to dump into REITs because the government is giving a shit ton of emergency fund to retail businesses to keep then afloat during restrictions

buckle up ladies

>>19092598
What do you even mean by that? If the banks can't verify the income of the people asking for a loan then why the fuck would they give them a loan?

>airline stocks

>>19092681
What's the payout ratio ?

>>19092643
A small cap REIT with a shit ton of debt sounds like a terrible idea right now.

>>19092651
I just copied last OP
>>19092653
At this point I doubt there will be a crash. I would keep away till next week when futures run out, so we can see who really wants oil and who is Jerome with a funny hat and a fake mustache.
If it all looks like we fund this charade for another month, buy in.

>>19092566
That's right, I only watch ADULT cartoons like rick and morty.

>>19092618
really? That's the most Nazi name ever..

>>19092601
About a month and it was boring marriage sex. Now I just get head and she doesn't even let me touch her boobs. Feels uncomfortable

>>19092677
How'd the base come out?

It’s 2:30 and Jim Cramer said it is safe to buy stocks again. Any suggestions?

>>19092677
BASED!

>>19092681
>companies switch to teleworking as NEW NORMAL(™)
>no longer have to pay for offices, office supplies, etc.
>on top of all the cost cutting from this recession
Please go all in

>>19092723
this is "the hindenburg"

>>19092645

>>19092681
>div yield 16%
That's complete FOMO bait. They will never actually pay out that much.

>>19092681
Only if it's all residential.

Commercial real estate is fucking dying.

>>19092721
unironically, Yes.

>>19092721
guess what: fuck cartoons too

>>19092729
Which sector are you looking for?

>>19092709
116%

>>19092566
Fuck off.

Just added to the JETS ETF. Hit a new low today, but worth a small gamble for some broad airlines exposure imo.

oil

>>19092731
What about residential/mortgage reits?

>>19092681
Pk and aple maybe in a few weeks

Cramer pump incoming.

>>19092770
Is there a based sector?

>>19092601
Last weekend.
Used a condom though.

>>19092558
"U.S. healthcare costs in 2015 were 16.9% GDP according to the OECD, over 5% GDP higher than the next most expensive OECD country. With U.S. GDP of $19 trillion, healthcare costs were about $3.2 trillion, or about $10,000 per person in a country of 320 million people."

I just don't get how Americans can justify this. You're getting robbed. Healthcare should never be for-profit.

>>19092772
>116%

>>19092767
Kasparov blocked me on twitter for calling out his bullshit. He is such a warmongering Jew.

>>19092801
>>>/redd*t/

>>19092783
We all know how reliable mortgages are, it's not like there was an entire economic meltdown because of bad mortgages a decade ago or something.

>>19092697
>Loan insurance exists
>Credit default swaps exist
>it can costs thousands of dollars to actually verify a person’s income
>It’s a crime and legally prosecutable to lie about income on a mortgage application
Because we don’t live in a fairy tale world where you can just call a person’s employer and ask how much money a person makes

What's the expectation for the housing market? Is it a good or bad time for REITs?

>tfw $138 neet bucks selling FDs expiring tomorrow
fuck wsb bears and anime

>>19092709
>>19092772
the other REIT i was looking at (riocan) has a more reasonable payout ratio.
thanks for pointing that out. honestly didn't even consider that

SICK CRABBING! SO MUCH ACTION!

>>19092601
Late march

what caused the mini dump, threat of blacklisting cuba again?

>>19092645
Okay this is epic.

>>19092601
about 7 months, after a 3 month FWB relationship she accused me of being an abusive rapist after i'd regularly cooked for her and offered to help her get a new bike after hers was stolen when she left it on her front steps unlocked.

she was a radical leftist but a tight, athletic, blonde piece of primo ass. batshit crazy and the sex was fantastic. but inevitably ended poorly.

>>19092799
Oil is the most based sector

spy wont drop down to 280 by eod. no way the market will allow that to happen. we are opening up

>>19092618
pretty obvious what they are doing. They saw the rally today and got scared because it was 30% up but they went short. kek
If they are so "sure" about CODX being a garbage company they would have announced their position after the ER not before it. Manipulating the market like this should be illegal.

It begins

what does lola invest in :DDDDDDD

>>19092645
Isn't Wyden the guy that talks like a fag?

ORLY, WMT, and HD looking like NASDAQ stocks.

>>19092754
pic related
>>19092783
-> >>19092825

>>19092553
SPY DOUBLE TOP

ITS FUCKING OVER

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>19092728
It came out great for that era, basically meh version of Mont Saint-Michel. Nowadays it would probably be considered trash, still worth it though

>>19092867
Penny stocks

>>19092801
Make it so no uninsured person can be charged more than medicare charges and you'll see insurance cost plummet in order to get as many people on health insurance as possible.That's the only way the government could fix the system without overstepping their bounds into the private sector.

>>19092875
Wait, I'm an idiot.

Snib snib u mahd

>>19092780
Up to ten shares in fang bought them a little under 40.
That and I bought 18 shares between 28 and 30 and sold at 44.45?

>>19092801
Because Americans would just get robbed by the government instead.

>>19092799
Consumer staples. You gotta eat.
Personally, I'm buying telcos and into a makeup company because camwhores seem unphased by the recession.
>>19092832
10% yield isn't bad either.

>Thinking of a "WITNESS ME!" entry into the crab market
There is just no way they let this market slide, right?

>>19092582
I warned you CODXfags.

JEROMEEEEEE SAVE ME

>>19092858
I bought 3 different oil stocks,
All up today.
PE, WTI, and ENBL.
Just burn oil and let demand skyrocket.
screw the cumsumer.

i just wanna participate in the market again but all it's been nothing but crab days

>>19092856
Was it worth it?

>>19092939
Crashes hurt everybody. A slow bleed makes the bear very rich

so what exactly happened here this morning? large institutions dumped enough to leave ridiculous low on the candle?

Someone post more crab memes they absolutely crack me up much more than bobo or bull

Are oil futures going into negative territory again this month ?

>>19092899
think looking at lola's portfolio and all she does is day trade sears stocks :DDD

>>19092601
Does oral count?
3 years ago if it does

WAKE ME UP

>>19092969
Trump do big fard.

>>19092940
pretty obvious what they are doing. They saw the rally today and got scared because it was 30% up but they went short. kek
If they are so "sure" about CODX being a garbage company they would have announced their position after the ER not before it. Manipulating the market like this should be illegal.

Thank God Semis are getting pumped now

>>19092826
>it can costs thousands of dollars to actually verify a person’s income

>What are pay stubs
>What are bank statements

Do you really think people would out of their way to fake these just to get a mortgage they couldn't afford to pay? What an absurd argument. The banks did not verify income not because it was too expensive but because it was in their interest to give out as many loans as possible regardless of how risky they were to package and sell off. The fraud was so systematic that the rating agencies themselves were complicit in hiding the fact that these mortgages were literal fucking junk.

All these excuses you're giving are so laughable and non-sequitur that I can't even bother to respond to the rest. Only a moron would actually defend something as obviously fraudulent as this.

If it doesn't rebound from $2800 then it's over.

>>19092800
Covid19 goes through condoms you fuckin moron. Enjoy your coof.

>>19092979
oil free but gas still 5$ a gallon here baka shit don't add up nigger :DDD

>>19092726
kek

>>19092970

>>19092980
what the actual fuck is your problem?

>>19092979

>>19092979
No. There are enough buyers. Like Jeromel Powers over here. Or Jumorel Powster. Or this lady from NYC called Jeroma Puwilitz.
>>19092985
OUTSIDE
I wanna go camping

>>19092681
>reit
>actually paying a dividend anytime in the next 3 years
lol'd hard.

where do you guys get your bull news?
i only read ZH they converted me to bobo

JUST WAIT TO POWELL HOUR! JEROME WILL SAVE US!

>>19093014
dont care still nutted :DDD

>>19093037
@realdonaldtrump

stop forcing the BSR meme here

>>19092969
see
>>19087296

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

APPARENTLY I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BUY LMT PEP TGTX TODAY!!!

>>19093010
I'm gonna need to see your CA lines.

spy is going to rally in power hour right

>>19092933
You would literally pay three time less for universal healthcare than the current system. What the fuck are you talking about?

>>19092860

Thats what everybody thinks right now.
Thats why it will happend.
Im sorry mumu.

>>19093021
lola get those tears out :DDD

>>19092808
Payout ratio is, in a word, how much of their money they use to support the dividend. Close to 100% (or way worse: above 100%) means they're indebting themselves just to pay the dividend, which means it's impossible they'll sustain it.

I sincerely pray for any and all people who are holding June oil contracts and also oil stocks. May God have mercy on your souls, and your filing for bankruptcy go smoothly without hassle or delay. May any buyers of SCO be blessed with gains unlike anything they have ever seen before.

>>19092961
I was pretty fucking worried she was going to fuck me over and accuse me of shit when she lost it and stormed out, was extremely scared for a few days. but after that subsided i realized that the people in my friends group who knew her were taking my side, since she'd been acting really shitty to someone we knew whose sister had recently committed suicide. All in all she severely needs psychological help, definitely borderline personality disorder and bipolar.

She let me do fucking anything though. And she was hot as fuck. In hindsight, worth. Got out pretty clean once the dust settled.

>>19092970
this one is my favorite

>>19093047
shit aint been the same since lola died :DDD

>>19093077
SO... IS IT TIME TO SHORT USO YET???

Went all in on JCP. Wish me luck.

>>19093009
I gave a pay stub to my bank when I took out a loan. As far as I know that’s always been a requirement. And you can’t just write off things like mortgage insurance or credit default swaps as non sequitur just because you’re a retard

>>19093070
I know, hence my confusion.

Who /waiting for oil futures/ here?
This might make the market dump hard, if it turns out like last month

>>19093077
Who even buys them? Its like seeing the first plane hit WTC and buying airline stocks in anticipation of the second.

>>19093059
What I'm talking about is that Americans already spend more than half of their budget on social programs. And everytime they tack on another thing it gets worse. Money would be better spent cracking down on insurance companies instead.

>>19093128
Yes, and guess what happened with mortgage loans prior to 2008? No pay stubs or bank statements needed! It was all verbal, and why would the banks care if people lied? They make money anyway!

>>19092582

These freaks make me actually miss Pendulum and AMRN/T blog posting.

>>19093100
USO won't be tied to the negative oil event
retail will
i believe the puts you're looking for are in UCO

>>19093058
we can dream fren. I'm holding out till EOD to buy my puts

>>19093100
idk, with puts maybe, only as much as I can lose

>>19093119
JCP is the future of brick and mortar retail

>>19093119
WAT

Dog, why? Did you just see 3 letters your brain had seen before, and that was good enough?

>>19093157
>so called 'rich guys'
like how he is implying billionaires are bums compared to the fed

>>19093157
What a faggot

>>19093180
The fuck they are, all I'm hoping for is a bankruptcy rally. Gambling time.

>>19093150
Maybe $676 billion on defense is not actually that necessary? And what the fuck do you think a government is for but to serve the people that pay taxes? Social programs are literally what the government is for.

>>19093119
>all in

As a rational investor I don't know why I keep coming back here.

>>19092801
The biggest meme is healthcare in general

The only time people should need healthcare is for emergency accidents, if you need healthcare your whole life you are unfit to live, but not genetically, most of this is caused by the industrialization of food supply and petrochemical pollution. Since 70% of Americans are fat fucks with atuoimmune disorders their healthcare system was always doomed to fail. 80% of healthcare is end of life care which can simply be replaced with morpheme

>>19093154
Citation needed. Also banks lost billions of dollars, several millions of people lost their jobs. The only reason some banks came out okay is they were bailed out

>>19093157

Theres even a movie about it.

It is called The big short.

To the guy I told to buy AMAT the other day,
I told you so

looks like it's setting up for power hour pump and not power hour dump :(

>>19093012
My car requires 93/Supreme, why the fuck is regular $1.49, mid grade $2.09, and super $2.19???? What happened to the 15-30 cent spread?

>>19093035
i need my relatively safe bets, I'm putting half my portfolio into banks, REITs, shit like that.
i can't stay on cash when my government is giving out cash out like candy (including fraudulent corona NEETbux cheques to 200,000 inmates because there is no proper screening right now to our NEETbux)

>>19093198
Only allowed to bet long stock market. Selling and shorting is literally illegal.

Okay bobos, time to pack it up and go home, the bull run is back on

>>19092601
2 weeks ago from gf
she was on her period last week sadly so i just got a bj

also, notice the correlation between me having sex and NOT BEING AN ANIME WATCHING WEEB

>>19093203
>all I'm hoping for is a bankruptcy rally
huh?

>>19093100
Honestly, don't. Just buy SCO. USO is in August contracts and beyond, which will be hit less hard than June and July. SCO is actively shorting June. You will waste your time on USO, your gains will be far less than buying SCO.

>>19093146
Retail. Unironically. Front month contracts for June were at 21% of 65 day average volume today. https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/cl.1

All actual traders are out of the contracts. Poor little guys who don't know any better are holding the bags. Just pray for them. Also very apt description.

>>19093226
come to europe where you pay that just in taxes :DDD

>>19093209
Scared money don’t make money bruh

>>19093157
Barely legal? Dude needs to get some input on word choice.

>>19093224

Are we looking at same timeline and chart?

Its going down towards end of the day.

>>19093214
What are you talking about? Are you sure you're not American? No one can be this stupid. Universal healthcare increases the quality of life tenfold. Americans have to sit on medical issues because they can't fucking afford the medical bills. These underlying medical problems spiral out of control until they become an emergency. Problems that can be nipped at the bud.

REAL STRATEGY REQUIRES CUNNING

>>19093119
Good luck, Anon.

PUMP HARDER NIGGA

>>19093119
Based and degeneratepilled.

>>19093270
Go sniff some more kids, Sloppy Joe

>>19093214
>if you need healthcare your whole life you are unfit to live

holy fucking shit. the state of retards in 2020.

>>19093077
https://www.barrons.com/articles/oil-futures-price-spreads-super-cantango-curve-flattens-51589482152

SOXL

>>19092748
Oy vey! Da goyim shoah’d my balloon!

>>19093314
If it goes back < 100 i'll buy some

>>19093235
>Selling and shorting is literally illegal.
should only be illegal if you make money doing it

>>19093247
>All actual traders are out of the contracts. Poor little guys who don't know any better are holding the bags. Just pray for them.
Fuck them. Honestly. If you know what a futures contract is you know what the fuck are doing.
People who see -40$ and think "Wow, what a great thing to buy in" deserve to lose it all.
>>19093257
Nobody drives anymore btw.
I talked to the gas station clerks here and sales are way down. People spend their time walking around or being at home.

>>19093334
What if we let them tax our gains?

>>19093226
different distillation targets. I believe it's adjustable by temperature while refine/stabilizing it. unless you're in some weird ass area, mid is usually blend given literally all dispensers in the last.... idk forever were blend dispensers.

SPXS jiggers!!!!
jobs report is going to be brutal tomorrow

Can someone explain to me what a debt security is? sorry im very small brain

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>>19093343
>People spend their time walking around or being at home.
This
I see so many people outside now

>>19092553
Is a value stock boom coming? Sure looks like it.

>>19093057
Never sell your TGTX

Never fucking sell

The FDA approvals are a lock. Just wait

TVIX chads report in

The VIX itself will most likely go to the 300-500 range once the seriousness of the USD shortage begins to be understood

>>19092601
This morning - 3 hours ago

>>19093387
TVIX chad reporting in
it's going down, tho

What are the chances a stock pumps after beating earnings after market?
Debating if I should hold my call thru earnings or sell prior

>>19093387
Get fucked bobo. I hope you go all in

>>19093387
>USD shortage
What are you blabbering about Schiff?

>>19093305
Hilariously out of touch shilling. I am tired today, just take my advice or go broke I suppose. You been warned.

>>19093343
I mean, in a way you are right. But I still feel bad. This is...on a whole other level of "we are all gonna die." There will be actual suicides.

>>19093416
worked for snap
didnt work for nflx

>>19093325
Imagine not buying some at 111 today

BASED CONNECTICUT PUMPING THE MARKET WITH MANIPULATED JOBLESS NUMBERS

PAMP EET

We heading back to 290

>>19093416
50/50. Depends on which pantleg the whale’s dick is hanging in when he hears the news

>jerome hour

this is it

MAXIMUM PUMP

>>19093454
What's your target anon

>>19093416
It'll either go up, down or sideways.

>Entire portfolio is up
Wtf just happened?

>>19093419
Cope

We are facing the biggest crisis in human history but retards are treating it like a minor 2008 style blip when in reality it is an order of magnitude worse than the great depression, imagine the crisis of the third century but happening everywhere on earth at once + modern weaponry

is it stupid to buy oil stocks now? like MRO or FANG.. I made some decent profits today and my guts tells me MRO will move hard

We breaking 2900 tomorrow. SPY $350 by June

>>19093314

>>19092786
Even though he's right on individual stock picks about as often as a coin flip, the Cramer pump is a real thing.

Millions of boomers watch his show, reluctantly get up from the tv, trot over to the google machine, open their Fidelity bookmarks and place market orders like some well orchestrated flight of the locusts.

POWELL HOUR!!
>POWELL HOUR!!
POWELL HOUR!!
>POWELL HOUR!!
LEEETTSS GOOOOOOO!!!
OOOOOOOOO!

MOTHERFUCKING ALGOS SELL 283 AGAIN
FUCK OFF

can Jerome Asshole save us?

My hair is soft and fluffy but if I keep touching it it'll be oily and gross

but if I don't touch it how can I appreciate how soft and fluffy it is

so bear market canceled or what the fuck happened today?

>>19093228
Why are you putting your money into bar none the most unsafe shit in the current market if you need safe bets? Are you clinically retarded?

WELCOME TO THE JEROME ZONE

>>19093530
because Im in Canada

>>19092601
Last night with the gf

Hottest I've had in quite a while, it's typically kinda vanilla

>>19093475
I closed at 126, debating if I should buy back in, I think there might be more gas in the tank,

>>19093497
It's happening anon, It's happening. You were right all along. You are not the crazy retard everyone said you are. Someone also said Aliens are coming yesterday. Ooooh it's happening!!!!!

>>19093548
My condolences. Even middle africans don't have it as bad.

Man why the FUCK arent my oil stocks doing shit? High of the day on oil and Im down 3% on them?

>>19093551
Stop being a pussy and it'll always be that hot

From -2% to +0.5%. How the sentiment can change so fast. Very organic, indeed.

Imagine being a permabear and believing that the world will enter a year-long recession with irreversible consequences because a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and caused some 75 year olds around the planet to kick the bucket.

>>19092566
I love anime because it makes redditors seethe

>>19093353
When has a bad jobs report ever signaled a red day?

>Make money because most of my money is in dollars or gold and the euro drops like a stone
G-Great

>>19093355
A loan contract

>>19093353
>Numbers are terrible
>Stocks moon
>Again
>For the sixth time
>Bobo mad

>>19093611
No, the problem is that the governments decided to use the opportunity to shut down everything and spread fear so they could justify spying on people even more than they did before, among other things, causing untold economic damage on a global scale, and some political parties playing internal politics and preventing a reopening in an attempt to enact a scorched earth event as a last bid for restored powers as they realize they're losing influence.

>its another fake and gay eod pump episode

>>19092657
during the gold rush, sell the shovels. based /thetagang/

that was a funny day

>>19093611
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ITS .01% DEADLIER THAN THE FLU THAT WE COMPLETELY IGNORE EVERY YEAR HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!!!!!!! WE NEED TO SHUT DOWN THE WORLD ECONOMY FOR AT LEAST 2 YEARS!!!

>>19093611
This lol imagine thinking an artificial pause on everything out of an over abundance of caution for virtue signal points is the same as a natural bubble pop

>>19093654
t. schizo fox news boomer.

there is no fucking conspiracy to destroy the economy or to increase spying. where do you boomertards come up with this nutty shit?

>>19093668
faggot

>Ctrl F
>SHRM
>0 results

ngmi

>>19093682
Dilate tranny.

>>19093585
What did you buy?
At what prices?

>>19093658
Bobos, go all in on $ROPE pls

SPY WILL NEVER GO BELOW 280!

>>19092601
1 hour ago

>>19093686
shh still accumulating

>>19092601
This morning with gf. I was trying to nap between work meetings but got horny so I woke her up and pumped her doggy style until I finished and then went back to sleep

You didn't bet against Elon, did you?

>>19093690
that the best you got schizo sick fuck?

My Bull Story.

I need to cut my emotions completely.
All I see is a unicycle on a line over a cliff with no way up. But in reality that abyss is filled with dollars and the unicycle glued to the string.

>>19093673
Is everybody getting cocky again? Dumb zoomers have no idea what damage has been done to economy and Asian countries are currently fighting against the 2nd meme virus.

>Muh Stock market deserves a 2019 valuation

Being a bear must be suffering.
I can't imagine betting against the power of the federal reserve

>>19092566
I've been here since 2008 and never had the courage to say that here.

>>19093671
I love it when retards retard because they think it's gonna own someone other than themselves.

Lol! U got um dude, go lick some tissues to show how right you are.

>>19092677
you made the right choice

>>19093710
Holding 550 USD Calls for August heh

>>19093671
it's 10-50x times deadlier than the flu and only something like 1-5% of the population is infected you fucking retard

>>19093736
>bear
>id is AAHH
based

Well it seems Green is on the menu for today.

big selloff in 30 minutes
get ready

>>19092801
320 legal citizens and about 40 million illegals. 360 million total in the usa

>>19093752
in 2023 I will be back posting about my near to expiry date 3000 USD Amazon calls when AMZN is nearing 5000

>locked into a trade I know will lose by the end of the day
>all I can do is calculate how much I will lose and wait
I just want 25k already so this agony will end.

>>19093719
even ignoring the virus, it's obvious this crash has demonstrated some real flaws in our economy.

>>19092601
This morning with the gf.
If any anon hasn’t today I hope you make big gains and get your confidence so you can land that qt3.14 and have fun sex when they want

OH NO BOBO

ARE YOU OK?

HEY BOBO STILL ALIVE?

WHERE'S THE CRASH BOBO?

HOW'S THE SHORTS DOING?

AHAHAHAHA

>>19093069
your mother should have swallowed you.

Fucking subhumans bull niggers
you are a deluded spergs longing into 36 million jobless with growing tensions with the chinks.
The fat fuck will get the JFK ending sooner or later
you mark my word
TVIX chads will build their mansions on your suicided corpses
Screencap this you deluded adhd subhuman bull niggers shit kids believing in magic tricks

>>19093042
aa kgs you making big divvies of those bluechips yet?

>>19093764
It's gonna dump to 281 right before the bell rings just to mess with us.

>>19093787
>WHERE'S THE CRASH BOBO?
says bubble bull with negative YTD and WTD returns

AHAHAHAHA OoOoOoOoOo

>400 point swings in both directions
please drop on friday

>>19093711
It's /pol/posting. They don't even have positions in the market, they just drop in to FUD it up. My advice as your financial advisor would be to ignore them entirely.

>>19093035
O and WPC will be paying their dividends forever because they have only the best tenants

>>19093793
I'm kinda amazed he hasn't been "heart-attacked" desu

>SECOND POOMP

HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY BOBO I CANT HEAR YOU ANYMORE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tfw started the day with a 2000 dollar loss and ending the day with a net gain

>>19093823
glow nigger detected

why, bobos
why

>I love it when retards retard because they think it's gonna own someone other than themselves.
>Lol! U got um dude, go lick some tissues to show how right you are.

Market will never go down again, every time it tries the bears just get slaughtered even harder. ATH seems totally inevitable this summer.

>ready ze dump

NOT SO FAST MUMUS

SOUR HOUR LETS GOOOOOOOOO

>>19093785
>have fun sex when they want

Not only do I need money, I also need to wait until they want to. Sounds shitty to me anon but thanks I'm gonna take the gains.

>>19093686
Investment thesis of this meme? apart from being a pennyshit p&d

no dump....wow

FUCK

>>19093823
ya, but I don't have anything better to do other than pretend I'm working and watching CNBC while shitposting itt.

HEY BOBO


HOW ARE THEM SHORTS DOING?


JUST KEEP HOLDING THEM, THAT CRASH WILL COME ANY DAY NOW, IGNORE ANY MARGIN CALLS


AHAHAHAHAHA

So how come its pumping today? Trying to decide if I should buy a call to hold over night or nah

I kinda like the comfyness of using less leverage. Watching 40% evaporate in under 30 minutes is really nerve wracking, but just a cool 1% gain every hour feels nice.

itt

>>19093879

It pumps because 25% more jobless (30 million or so not much anyways) than february. Its bullish.

Red tomorrow

look at that TVIX go lmao

>>19093878
are you that orsten welles libtard that posts in the troll chat on investing.com?

>>19092601
>26 year old virgin here

going to wait for my wizard powers then pay a prostitute.

>>19093441
Whatever Jew, just trying to get me to sell my bags. Acting like gasoline is only hydrocarbons used.

>>19093913
6.5/10 at best

>>19093863
Not yet. 3:45 PM. Watch.

>>19093914
Im down 2k what the fuck is going on

T H E G O L D E N P U M P
>kek

We cant just crab until market close... can we????

>>19093868
Mind Med is the pump & dump

SHRM is involved in psychedelic therapy for Depression, Addiction, PTSD through ketamine, psilocybin, MDMA and LSD treatment. They operate a profitable ketamine clinic and are rapidly expanding. They are also the only publicly traded company in this space with someone that has experience working with psychedelics, every other company is a shell with a bunch of suits and a powerpoint.

>>19093904
At least he died chasing the American ideal of personal freedom instead of catching wu flu after catching big dick daddy gov’t load in your mouth. PLEASE LOCK US DOWN LONGER I CANT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR MYSELF

>>19093929
At she's a real girl.

>>19087877

Well. Here I am. The Fed wins. I have nothing to say except that we will not drop. Today should have been the day but whoever buys has the power to hold the market together. Its time to buy. Plain and simple.

Ill wait for the dip after tomorrows unemployment numbers and then buy when the printer goes BRRRR.

>this pity dump

nice try

>>19092870
>Isn't Wyden the guy that talks like a fag?
"Ronald Wyden was born in Wichita, Kansas, the son of Edith (née Rosenow) and Peter H. Wyden (originally Weidenreich, 1923–1998),[1] both of whom were Jewish"

DUMP DUMP DUMP

>>19093962
least*

>>19093951
Thank you for the rundown.

>>19093938
You bet against reality

>>19093696
apa @10.77

be sure to send thanks to mr. Jerome Powell for today's gains

>>19093994
Holy fuck

>>19093994
Is it JCP? It's JCP isn't it?

>>19093962
only betas need real girls

>>19093975
An overnight dump will be bearish. Crab/bull will start momentum up for tomorrow. Opex though, so who knows.

>>19093994
Sell signal

>>19093497
>the biggest crisis in human history
fucking retard

>>19093994
Betting against Motley Fool headlines has made me so much money its kind of silly

>>19094033
>that image

kek

>>19094033
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19094008
You’ll be fine. Put a few sell orders higher then you bought it and walk away from the TV.

>>19094045
I have never actually clicked on those motley fool ads. Looks kinda click-baity.

>>19094033
Real girls are only place to insert penis

JEROME WHERE ARE YOU

>>19093929
incredibly gay post

I hate this nigger chart, cmon, do the thing already you piece of shit

>>19094045
But muh tom and david

>>19093994
>ad

>>19094113
She's beautiful. I would definitely insert penis. Looks like my cousin

>>19094083
>You’ll be fine. Put a few sell orders higher then you bought it and walk away from the TV.

How the FUCK did you know Im using my TV right now and not the computer?

>>19093994
Motley Fool always has retarded advice though

got fucking bogged today. I mean, I sold at a profit but mooned immediately after I sold

>>19094160
same but I still have one of best weeks YTD so its hardly complain tiem

can someone please explain how MFA offers a 70% div???? How is that financially plausible?

UH OH BOBROS I THINK WE GOT TOO COCKY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW
>>19094192
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>>19094192
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>>19094141
>Looks like my cousin

keep the race clean

>>19094113
is that a "real girl" too? were do you draw the line? I'd say this one is a dream girl

>>19093817
t. didn't get dem cheapies today

not muh niggah

>>19094033
Pic is actually one of the less retarded things that's going on on twitch

>>19094152
Only poverty doesn’t have smart TVs.
They are to scare to get in the market.
You know I like Mark Cuban more and more even if he is a douchebag.

>>19094138
It's the financial version of the "this ugly son of a bitch" clickbait ads.

Like who in the fuck is BUYING.

NVDA is sitting at almost an all time high what the fuuuuck...

>>19094182
it's a fucking REIT... they sort of have to disburse assloads in dividends by law.

>>19094209
I dont have TV at all, whats the point

>>19094237
They have to use 90% of PROFIT for divs, but if they have 0% profit (this doesn't mean they didn't profit, just that they accounted down the profit to 0), they can just cut the dividend.

fuck this money printing bullshit

>>19094209
what even is a smart tv? I use my tv as a compouter screen is that smart?

>>19094271
>what even is a smart tv?
it has netflix and steals your data

>>19094221
lmao

>>19094271
TV with shitty android box built in so your boomer parents don't have to plug anything in to get to Netflix

>>19094271
Very smart,

>>19094200
She's real, I see girls who look like that all time before covid

how come nobody is bitching about this pump, everybody bought the dip ?

>>19093367
massive sell signal...

>>19094366
shoganai

>>19094293
And records you 24/7 and send that data home.
https://www.zdnet.com/article/fbi-warns-about-snoopy-smart-tvs-spying-on-you/
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/03/09/if-you-have-a-smart-tv-take-a-closer-look-at-your-privacy-settings.html
https://www.lifehack.org/articles/technology/samsung-smart-can-hear-what-you-say-and-record.html

>>19093585
GET THE FUCK OUT OF OIL WTF ARE YOU DOING

>>19094224
Growth investors are piling into the shrinking number of stocks that are growing even if they are way overvalued. There aren't many places where you can find growth in a deflationary environment.

>>19092601
1 week I have poison ivy on my dick right now

>>19094237
>>19094255
thanks