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Because 600 a week aint shit poorfag.

I'm guessing some people earn a lot more than $600 a week.

>>19090840

tfw it's literally more than i make working full time

>>19090840
What do I need to qualify to get this fabled $600 a week?

>>19090840
OP is a high school poorfag thinking 600 a week is good money & just wastes it on xanax cocaine codeine all for the instagram

God that gun pose is so fucking retarded, are you in the fucking battlefield or something?

>>19090840

>>19090921
must be qualified for EDD (reduced hrs or laid off due to COVID).

>>19091076
>nigger culture

>>19091076
It's not nice to make fun of retarded joggers.

>>19090840
thats a man mudshark and negro

>>19090840
my gf sure doesn't and it's really starting to bug me cause she wants to come over all the time cause she's got nothing to do all day. She's a waitress and is making more sitting on her ass then she did waiting tables. She already said she plans to ride unemployment for as long as they let her. I Imagine most gig wagies are thinking the same thing

>>19091105
I'm essentially a carpenter and basically an independent contractor, do any anons here think I can qualify since I've pretty much run out of work since the last 3 months?

>>19091207
Only if you lost a jobby.

You get loant loab

>>19090840

I don’t. When they call me to come back I’m not going back. I’m going to find every loophole I can exploit to stay on the draw and I already have several backup plans

>>19091207

If you are a white male, your chances are low.

>>19091150
That’s definitely a woman, and she’ll pay the toll. Most trannies are smart enough to avoid them, because they are men of course.

Because some people are smarter than a 3rd grader and understand that the lasting economic effects of a slumbering economy will be devastating. Do you think there will just be infinite money to give out a year from now? Do you think that goods will just be manufactured, processed, and shipped magically from thin air? Do you think that the poverty levels of the Great Depression aren't anything to worry about? Do you think that increases in depression, drug overdose, and suicide is a good thing?

I really don't understand how people are having a hard time understanding this. Are you actually over 18 and think that society can just function with money and goods magically being delivered to your door indefinitely? How can anyone thing this is about "I sure really wanna go work work right now" instead of "we're heading into Great Depression 2.0 and if we don't stop this shit now we will have a death count higher than the faulty Covid19 projections claimed we'd have."

Really makes me question the capability of the general population to think ahead more than 1 week into the future.

>>19091329
thats a man. look at his duck face, maaan

>>19090840
Because it's only a lot if you only made 12 dollars an hour like me

>>19090840
My unemployment got denied for self quarantining I should fucking sue

>>19091181
I mean yeah you're literally a fucking sucker if you make less money working

>>19091358

I make 41.50 an hour which translates to roughly 86k a year. after taxes and everything that comes out of a check my take home pay was about 2200 every 2 weeks. My unemployment check is 2208 every 2 weeks. On top of that I also was paying $800 every 2 weeks for child care and now that I’m home I can bond with him and also save $800 every 2 weeks. Also subtract transportation costs and everything else that comes along with working. Plus I get to play video games and go on walks instead of fucking working. Never going back.

>>19090840
Because Americans built a culture around working yourself to death, otherwise your life has no purpose. Maybe if they'll stack those shelves at Costco an extra 20 hours a week they'll be Jeff Bezos one day. if youre not putting in 80 hours a week youre a fucking failure. #hustleneverstops #dailygrind #fuckthepoor

They don't work smart or efficiently, nobody cares about your work/life balance, no holidays, the only way they get shit done is brute force. The only difference between burgers and chinks is that burgers have been brainwashed to want to do this shit willingly.

I wish UK would give people even half that 600$ a week. You get 370$ a month here...

>>19090840
>you will never fuck a prime stacy
Why should I work again?

>>19090840
because ZOG

>>19090840
how can (((white bois))) ever compete

>>19091860
Who do you think will make your precious video games if nobody is working anymore? Who do you think will make the meat for you to eat dinner with? Who do you think will maintain the electric grid for you to sit on your ass all day?

Why the fuck are people so retarded? It's not about WANTING to go back to work. It's about understanding the repercussions of nobody working anymore. I sure as fuck don't want to return to work, but the alternative is way fucking worse.

>>19091581
nice anon, im happy for you, your child will never forget these weeks for his life.

enjoy it while you can. and remeber youre gonna have to go back to work soon

>>19091260
I just quit my janitor job and I get the 600.

Some wagies were never meant to get out of their cagies. They enjoy their slavery and thinking working for Jews is a privilege KEK.

you have to be fired to get unemployment not quit
do you know how long I've been trying to get fired without blatant violation of policy at my job

Americans don't have lives, no wonder they have the least amount of annual leave.
Their slave masters have trained them well

A home is a refuge when you are free, a home is a prison when you are under martial law.

i got reduced to part time hours and also got unemployment max
I get 100k a week from unemployment (400+600 fed) and i make about 2k a month for 20 hours of work a week. I'm literally making 60k a year for 20 hours a week. I don't want this to end

>>19093693

*1k not 100k lmao

>>19090866
>>19090874
State unemployment benefits are adjusted to the money you made before you were let go.

The issue is that a majority of places aren't letting people go or terminating them specifically so that the employer doesn't have to pay out unemployment benefits, since employers have to pay part of your unemployment.

>>19090840
Americans don't believe in sitting back and allowing themselves to be taken care of by their government. For better or worse, the US has encouraged a culture of individualism and upward mobility which makes the people feel unfulfilled if they do not earn their own money for themselves, whether or not that culture only promotes an illusion. That's what makes us different from Europe.

>>19091352
>if we don't stop this shit now we will have a death count higher than the faulty Covid19 projections claimed we'd have.
How do you mean? How would a depression lead to 100k dead? I mean not in a hand wavy way, but precisely.

>>19093657
>library cards are free
Libraries are supported by tax monies, that thing that most people who believe this kind of shit say shouldn't pay for education.
This is the level of ignorant you have to be to oppose universal tuition assistance.

>>19093691
>no one is under martial law in the US by any stretch of the imagination
Doing the big head-scratcher.

>>19093691
Comfiest prison ever. Good thing I'm not trying to be a French philosopher like you so I can enjoy it.

>>19090840
Because I have no discipline to be healthy at home. I drank everyday, ate until I was full every meal and between meals, I was always shitting, I hated being at home for weeks with the wife, and most of all I fucking hated doing her job [chores]. I'd rather text her once a day at work saying how busy i am while ignoring her paragraphs of texts while me and the boys are shooting the shit. Also I have 40 an hour so 711 dollars a week ain't shit.

>>19090840
because id rather have long term employment than a quick buck.

>>19093766
No they dont, YOU pay into your unemployment every fucking day you worked for shekelsteiner

>>19090840
they're probably just school friends incels

>>19091076
Okay brosky

>>19090840
I fucking wish my employer would lay me off. FFS, I literally only work so I can save money so I can fuck off forever and never have to wage again.

Why do wagies think they're entitled to continue recieving money for free sitting on their ass? You don't have to go back to work but once we open up your free money train will be cut off.

>>19092233
This. Also if you live with other people being stuck in the house with them for so long makes work look like escape. My roomate and I are about to go full Lighthouse on eachother. Just fucking blow your nose Dan stop sniffling for 8 hours fucking straight aaarrrghhghg

>been unemployed since october making $650 per week
>now increased to $1250 per week
>and extended until late september
this is the best time of my life and i have more money than i know what to do with
long live coronachan and donald trump

>>19090840
>Why are americans protesting to go back to work and "open up the economy"?

Because they understand economics

I wasn't working most of 2019 due to being a college student. The unemployment office requires people to have earned $250 average per week to qualify. I made well over that just not in the specified time frame because I was not working. It's the same gay reason I didn't get Trumpbux because I let my parents claim me as a dependent in 2019. No gubbermint money for me. Reee

Once this plush unemployment and PPP ends the real reckoning will start. All the wagies are on paid vacation right now. The jobs aren't coming back for years, the gibs won't last that long