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>> No.19087970

He bought/sold/held?

>> No.19087974
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19087974

>it's going back up
I'm ruined

>> No.19087975

>>19087970
this

>> No.19087977

>>19087948
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.19087987

PUMP THIS SHIT JEROME
PUMP THIS SHIT

>> No.19087989
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19087989

what did they mean by this

>> No.19087990
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>>19087977
Why? I already am a cute anime grill

>> No.19087991

i am financially ruined
fuck you jerome
fuck the fed
fuck all of this

>> No.19087992
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19087992

the most important thing in investing is to be CUNNING

>> No.19087994
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19087994

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/


HOLD IT
how long has this link been in the OP text

you are all under arrest

>> No.19088008

I sold at the low this morning. Duck this whole market

>> No.19088012

Jerome stop pumping oil you jackass.

>> No.19088014
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>> No.19088016

>>19087970
Pumb what e sold
Dumb what e boot
Inflate what e 'olds

>> No.19088018

Held TVIX overnight for a bit of profit, then sold at $229 and just bought 3 more shares of DIS 5 of MPC and 10 SGMS overall today i'm up 4.29% and 313% this month.

>> No.19088024

HELP

>> No.19088026

>>19088008
phoneposters baka

>> No.19088029

I love when cocky bobos get what they fucking deserve, oh and cunny

>> No.19088034
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>>19087948
GEO for making bank off of niggers being worth something for once in their lives

>> No.19088035
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19088035

The best time to buy the dip was 30 minutes ago

The second best time is now

>> No.19088041

>>19088016
its not even funny anymore

>> No.19088043

>>19088029
sounds like a cocky mumu, wait till 3

>> No.19088044
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19088044

>all these bullnogs are still here
I am growing stronger.

>> No.19088048
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19088048

>Worst Cold Snap Since 1966 Has Farmers Assessing Potential Damage

>About 17% of Italy’s olive producing areas are currently estimated to be infected with the disease, olive quick decline syndrome, which has become colloquially known as olive leprosy and has also struck in France, Spain and Portugal.

>In Spain, losses could total €17bn over the same period, and Greece could suffer to the tune of about €2bn.

>NASA’s forecast for the next solar cycle (25) reveals it will be the weakest of the last 200 years.

BOBOS COME OUT

>Americans are seeing record hikes in the prices of meats, vegetables and cereals

>> No.19088049

>>19087948
See you at the big sell off EoD. haha

>> No.19088053
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19088053

DOUBLE TOP CONFIRMED

ITS OVER

SELLL SELLL SELL SELL SELLLLLLLLL

>> No.19088055

>https://nhentai.net/tag/big-penis/
Fag

>> No.19088057

I started the day -7% and just sold at -0.01%, going to sit out the rest of the day in cash I think

>> No.19088060

>>19087994
Weebshit degenerate gook gtfo.

>> No.19088062

>>19087994
They can "arrest" me anytime.

>> No.19088070

>this pump
i am redeemed. from 20k to 0k to 30k

>> No.19088072

>>19088048
>Americans starve to death
>Ford closes down for good
>MSFT moves to China
>SPY reaches 350

>> No.19088075
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>>19087845
>How is this a free market
I'll bite. In the free market everyone is a customer, and that includes the Fed so why would anyone stop the Fed from buying our stocks? It's just plain communism if we don't let a certain group buy our stocks. This is the US, not China anon. That's just how the free market works.

>> No.19088076

look at the timing of the upturn and consider that trump tweeted his absolute bullshit two hours ago

imagine participating in a system so easily manipulated by one liar's twitter account

>> No.19088079
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19088079

>RTX off it's daily low

>> No.19088093

OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19088098

>>19088044
Back to your cuckshed ivan is waiting.

>> No.19088100
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>>19088062
pervert

>> No.19088099
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19088099

NOBL, HDV, DVY, SPYD?
I know HDV has higher returns (less percentage loss that is at the moment) so far

>> No.19088102

>>19088075
lol'd

>> No.19088106

The clown marches on, looks like we will go green any minute

>> No.19088107
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>>19088026
Duck was intentional

>> No.19088111

I got too greedy bobos.........

>> No.19088115
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>>19088075
Cant we just force people to buy stocks?
Call it "Liberty shares" and make not buying a certain volume of SPY a crime.

>> No.19088117
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19088117

>>19088072
AND IT KEEPS GOING

>> No.19088120
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19088120

>>19088048
Does this mean my natural gas stocks gonna be lit during winter?

>> No.19088121
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19088121

>buy high
>sell low
>profit
Works every time. Why are you guys so stupid and not follow these simple guidelines?

>> No.19088125

>tfw I don’t have weak hands and withstood the very scary dip
We’re all gonna make it bros

>> No.19088127
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19088127

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19088129
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19088129

>REFR

They wanna short it down so bad but they are getting squeezed

>> No.19088131

>buy some SPXS
>market goes up
YOU'RE WELCOME

>> No.19088141
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19088141

Line go up
Line go down
Line go back up
Line come down some
Line go down really fucking far
Line come back up some

Idc I'm not selling anything until 3 to 6 months at the very least. This money might as well sit here until I'm dead.

>> No.19088144

>>19088076
>Waaah waaah.
Go seethe on plebbit you trannie.

>> No.19088146
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19088146

AAAAAAAAAA IT WAS A BEAR TRAP

CAUGHT MY FOOT IN THE FUCKING BEAR TRAP GOD DAMMIT

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOOOOOWNNNNNN

>> No.19088147

So now that the bottom of this dip is in, what are your long-term holds on the way to recovery?

>> No.19088149

WHY IS IT NOT AS RED AS IT WAS EARLIER

>> No.19088151
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19088151

PRINTER ACTIVATED
PRINTER ACTIVATED

>> No.19088154
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19088154

>>19088098
You don't know pain. You didn't listen.

>> No.19088158
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19088158

>>19088120
I would say yes, its going to be colder for possibly another 10 years

>> No.19088162

>weak hands this morning
Fuck

>> No.19088166

>>19088076
But Musk is the best, right?

>> No.19088167

>>19088151
kys

>> No.19088182

>>19088149
Your bank wants to sell, Mr. CEO?
Would be a shame if leaked that video of you fucking a 11 year old.
Nono, its not a threat. Just a random thought.

>> No.19088187

Well I'm up $25 today. Hey least I ain't lost nothing.

>> No.19088198
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19088198

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19088201
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19088201

Market red
All my bags green apart from this cunt

>> No.19088204
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19088204

OH SHIT ITS TIPPING BACK DOWN I BOUGHT THE PEAK

>> No.19088205
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19088205

The bvll is back

>> No.19088224

im gonna hold to $0
fuck this clown market

>> No.19088235

its still red you dumb bulls

>> No.19088238
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19088238

>>19088201
You should have dropped that shit when they cut the dividend. The current Shell now is a worthless company run by a bunch dyke builders who are destroying a companies legacy in the name of windmills and renewables.

>> No.19088240
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19088240

>half the thread is crying bears
>other half is crying bulls

Yep. Its Crab Market.

>> No.19088241

>>19088201
I bought that piece of shit 9 days ago, bag holding until I get a profit

>> No.19088242

>>19088162
>weak hands
>have watched 20% of my wealth disappear in three days
>haven't sold yet
Suck it nigger.

>> No.19088244
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19088244

>we're back
not until we reach $3000 on SPX

>> No.19088246

>>19088198
Jerome owns Trump not the other way around nigger

>> No.19088253
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19088253

>>19088205

>> No.19088258

>>19088238
very dum dum

>> No.19088264

8% profit. i'm done for today cu tomorrow /smg/

>> No.19088272

>>19088235
I thought peak optimism would be gone by far...but a 1% rebound after a 6% drop is bullish nowadays. KEK

>> No.19088278

>one of my calls is actually positive
Somethings fucky. I'm calling bulltrap.

>> No.19088289

>>19088235
I have zero short positions and I’m up 2% today, so I’m happy.

>> No.19088309

TOP IS IN BOYS

>> No.19088310
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19088310

>>19088205

>> No.19088312

>be under $25K account poor fag subject to PDT rules
>have about $30K in 401K
>(((cares act))) allows penalty free withdrawals (if paid back within 3 years) if affected by Chinese Virus in some way (wife was laid off)
>working from home indefinitely, company may even close corporate office as it stands
>tons of free time

I'm really considering taking out $25K and breaking the PDT chains so I can actually use more than 3 day trades within 5 days. Yeah it's a gamble and things can go horribly wrong, but this feels like such a good opportunity.

>> No.19088316

So is there actually any skill to day trading instead of guessing which general direction the stock market will go in the next hour?

>> No.19088322

>>19087970
what do you mean he didn't even invest before the crisis?

>> No.19088328

Argentina and Brazil are fucked.

>> No.19088329
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19088329

>41% on longs
>59% on shorts

bears are slowly capitulating
it's over for bears

>> No.19088335

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19088336

MY FUCKING VXX PUTS WOULD BE WORTH $16,000 FUCK YOU BIZ!!!!!!!

>> No.19088341

>>19088329
source? my ass.

>> No.19088345
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19088345

>this market

>> No.19088346

>>19088316
Buy and wait till it’s green

>> No.19088347

>>19088316
Learn indicators to feel when a trend reverses

>> No.19088348

QUACK

>> No.19088349

>>19088316
In this volatility? I hope you have a crystal ball.

>> No.19088350
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>> No.19088351

>>19088316
headless chicken roulette

>> No.19088352

>>19088345
revolut tells you stonks price? wtf

>> No.19088356

>>19088312
As long as you define objective, realistic standards for failure and success I say go for it.

>> No.19088361

>>19088341
I said that I can see open trades from my broker

>> No.19088368

Man, I mostly just sold most of my positions. I am going to regroup and reevaluate everything I have.

>> No.19088379

WE GREEN BOYS
WE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>> No.19088380
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>>19088316
for amateurs, the secret is NOT to daytrade, outside sharp falls, which is done now. SO you should have bought a lod after the fire sale, then just wait it goes up for good and go etf on indices.

>> No.19088381
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19088381

FUCKING LOVE THIS DUDE. PUMP UP THE MARKET AND OPEN AMERICA

>> No.19088384

>>19088316
Just look for reversal, enter, have profit target and stop limit in mind, take profit or get stopped out. That's all there fucking is to it.

>> No.19088385
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19088385

>>19088328
>Some of the biggest investors in Argentina’s 100-year bonds were also some of the biggest names in U.S. finance: Fidelity, BlackRock’s BLK, iShares, Invesco’s PowerShares, and Lazard Asset Management bought millions, sometimes tens of millions of dollars’ worth of these bonds

>> No.19088397

>>19088316
Remote viewing
If you aren't trading based on precognition, you're never gonna make it

>> No.19088401
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19088401

I hate this new color scheme

>> No.19088403

>>19088312
PDT doesn’t apply if you aren’t trading margin. Stop using RH, get a real brokerage account.

>> No.19088406

I did not take 10% profit hahahaha
now I am -5%
fuck this market

>> No.19088410

>>19085143
>Buy 100 x BMO @ $43.755
>Set limit sell @ $44.3
>Go to bathroom to fap
>Come back 5 minutes later and see order was executed
>I was paid $55 to fap for 5 minutes

Feels OK. Pretty dumb risking over $4k to get $55 but even at this moment, price is up further to 44.5 so I could have made even more if I took a bit longer.

>> No.19088411

>>19088127
take your meds

>> No.19088414

So are we going up or down wtf?

>> No.19088416
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>>19088240
BULL MARKET IS BACK. There are retards here who shorted the dip. It's a bear trap all along.

>> No.19088426

>>19088381
absolutely bullish

>> No.19088429
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19088429

>>19087948
I LOVE ANIME AND STOCK PUMPS!!

>> No.19088432

>>19088356
If I could just scalp, and do it a lot, I think I can be successful. With 3x bull or bear etfs, you are almost always going to be in profit very soon after opening the position. If it's 2 second or 20 minutes, almost always it will tick into the green at least once. If I made a hard rule to take profit on say 0.50% gains, and do that all day, I would really have high rates of success I think.

>> No.19088436

>>19088401
wow id rather stay red then

>> No.19088437

>>19088381
Fuck this kike

>> No.19088440

oh fuck its GOING BACK DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19088442

>>19088397
I'm pretty good at this, but what should I visualize? Is NYSE open yet?

>> No.19088448

>>19088414
yes

>> No.19088449

>>19088381
>>19088426
How is that bullish?

>> No.19088452

>>19088381
>implying we can have mass transit systems when people need to maintain 6 feet social distancing.

Cities are fucked. The people at the top supporting all the smaller shit at the bottom have figured out they can work remotely and can afford to leave. They're going to become slums. This is what happens when you let liberals call the shots for 50 years.

>> No.19088456

BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>> No.19088462

hey TA fags, what's up with the S&P from close yesterday into today? I see a triangle, breakdown but then this pump up? what the hell is this called?

>> No.19088466
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19088466

To the anon shilling SHRM thank you!!!

Not only am I invested an making deep gains, I reached out to the company and will be placed on one of their trials!!!!

So cool.

>> No.19088468

>>19088403
I use Schwab and have thought about going with a cash account, but I move money between the taxable account and Roth and the margin comes in handy quite a lot.

>> No.19088470

>There are bears that shorted during peak FUD
Moment of silence for the homies

>> No.19088473

>>19088264
i wish i had this discipline, ill probably trade myself into a loss by the end of the day

>> No.19088474

what do you guys think of RTX now? i know it's a /smg/ meme but looks like it's sitting at ATL for the moment.

>> No.19088475

I HAVE A SPY 285 CALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS PUMP IT

>> No.19088476

>Sold put and bought cheap put as stop loss a bit under it
>Get fucked on what I sold, buyer executes early
>Insurance put gets blown through and end up netting 5 dollars

This market is too scary I want out. Nothing is safe is it? This is going to give me a fucking heart attack. I've lost all my gains, regained them and lost them and regained them in the course of 2 months. It's too stressful.

>> No.19088480

>>19088416
>>19088429
based

lost some of my gains tryna reenter UVXY and got stopped out, oh well!

>> No.19088485

>>19088121
just buy puts then it works everytime

>> No.19088487

lol spy didn't reach green

>> No.19088495

Uh oh double top drop

>> No.19088496
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19088496

>>19088470
Comfy short since 293 SPY - highly leveraged and not closing before hitting 265. Good luck permabulls.

>> No.19088500
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19088500

>tanker burning
BULLISH

>> No.19088513

I am financially ruined

>> No.19088516

>>19088029
Based

>> No.19088517

>>19088500
kek

>> No.19088518

>>19088487
it did tho, bzx is a trash tier data provider

>> No.19088520

>>19088018
I bought at 224, and no one would buy it above 225, even though the mark was at 233, what did I do wrong? Does TVIX has shit liquidity?

>> No.19088523

V\ SHAPED RECOVERY

>> No.19088525
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19088525

Get ready bulls

>> No.19088526

OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.19088530

>>19088474
Still waiting to buy it, but it's definitely on the watch list.

>> No.19088535

>>19088500
Unironically bullish, fewer tankers means higher price per spot.

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19088541

so... is there anything actually on sale?

LMT?

>> No.19088546

>>19088523
lol

>> No.19088555

>>19088523
in all seriousness fuck this gay market, fucking stocks are dumping and pumping 10% in a fucking hour

>> No.19088559
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19088559

>>19088381
can this fat fuck get banned off social media already, he's ruining everything

>> No.19088568

>>19088474
Works for me cause I bought near the bottom. Collecting the upcoming Divvy cause I bought yesterday and today. Now I just wait for a few missiles to land on some middle east terrorist fucktard's house.

>> No.19088569

>>19088442
One guy did it by viewing himself looking at Friday's closing prices on Monday in order to figure out how to allocate for the week. There are any number of possible setups though. If you just Google "remote viewing stocks," you quickly get all sorts of methods including published scientific experiments.

>> No.19088574

oh boy... here it comes

>> No.19088575

>>19088555
billionaires fuckin with us peasants

>> No.19088576

>>19088468
>>19088403
Then again, maybe I should go with a cash account on either Schwab or TD Ameritrade, which I do use sometimes but not as often as Schwab. It would really help with options and their shorter settlement. I don't know, I just really want to break completely free from these restrictions, they make it so hard to come up with strategies beyond very small profits very infrequently.

>> No.19088577

>>19088523
>VVVVVVVV
There are still those who doubt the power of the crab

>> No.19088578

OHHHHHHH NONO NO

>> No.19088579

>>19088466
Were you in the one shroom thread? The info posted was quite good. Kinda thought it was a meme. Fucking thing was. .70 at the time. Just checked. Literally doubled. Fuck. I fucking slept on the cannabis scene years ago. Had the opportunity to buy Weed when it was 4 dollars and didn't. By the time it started to move with volume I entered in at 27. I sold for a decent gain but fuck I literally watched the beginning happening and stayed on the sideline. FOMO is coming back on this play joining this industry.

Decisions, decisions.

You think it's to late or am I just chasing now?

>> No.19088580
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19088580

where the heckerino is the plunge protection team

>> No.19088582

>>19088380
Most of my money is in index ETF, but I put aside 1k to practice daytrading.

>>19088347
Right, I'm learning different indicators but I can't help to feel like they are somewhat meaningless. It seems extremely unpredictable.

>> No.19088583
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19088583

EVERYONE CHECK REUTERS NOW

>> No.19088589
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/smg/

draw the rest of the blue line

the first post with the dubs predicts the future of the market

>> No.19088590

Well Im now up to 5 positions, doubled down on XLV, me like

>> No.19088592

you had your chance to get out, bagholders

>> No.19088600
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19088600

bulls thought it was over lmao

>> No.19088601

>>19088449
old trumptards work until death is super bullish

>> No.19088602

>>19088456
Laughing at you right now.

>> No.19088607

New to this. But why does 90 percent of everything I buy have almost the entire same pattern for the day. Like they all seem to match and do the the exact same thing whether up or down

>> No.19088611

No no no no no this can't be happening

>> No.19088618

WAS THAT JUST A HUGE PUMP AND DUMP?

WTF ARE THESE MARKETS SHTICOINS NOW

>> No.19088622

>>19088167
brrrr HAHAHA it goes brrrrrrrr up.HAHAHA

>> No.19088627

stocks go up haha

>> No.19088629

PLEASE NO I WAS SO CLOSE TO NOT BEING FINANCIALLY RUINED
DO WE REALLY NEED TO DUMP THE ENTIRE WEEK EVERY SINGLE DAY IN A ROW
PLEEEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.19088632

Muh heckin craberinos!

>> No.19088633
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19088633

>he fell for the baby bull trap

>> No.19088634
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19088634

I keep stackin hundreds selling sling, im inna ring wit muh opponents they be after me, hoes be praising me watch me, these hoes they's a saint to me UH, niggas getting stiffer,

>> No.19088639

CVCKOLD THE BEARCVCKS JEROME WITH YOVR GIANT BVLL DICK

>> No.19088642
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>>19088589
let me begin

>> No.19088644

What indexes do you use actually?
None of you bother to quote what you are following.

>> No.19088647
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>>19088583
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-bright/whistleblower-warns-of-darkest-winter-if-u-s-doesnt-plan-against-coronavirus-idUSKBN22Q1JH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>19088589
this is my bear and bull case lol

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>>19088607
Everything is has 1 correlation. Doesn't matter what you buy.

pic unrelated

>> No.19088655

>>19088583
>REUTERS
wat?

>> No.19088656

>>19088600
the mega pump is coming
prepare your anus

>> No.19088657
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>>19088583

>> No.19088659
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19088659

Hey anons, i'm new to the stock market (been yoloing since april and sold my first put yesterday). Tell me what life was like in a 10 year bull market?

>> No.19088663

>>19088607
Because you’ve been watching the market for like a week and sometimes it does that

>> No.19088664

>>19088607
cause nobody knows what the fuck anything is worth
fundamentals are out the god damn window
everything just follows everything else

the only way to get an edge as a trader is to find something that bucks the trend, otherwise youre better off just buying SPY or other index funds

>> No.19088665

>>19088607
Most stocks correlate on how the market is doing,. SPY is the ETF that is basd on SPX

>> No.19088667
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19088667

>>19088589

>> No.19088673
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19088673

Sine Wave General

>> No.19088685
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>>19088589

>> No.19088691

>>19088633
Delete this

>> No.19088696

>>19088659
You could buy almost anything and sell comfy covered calls all day. I want it back.

>> No.19088698

I WENT FROM +10% TO -5% TO 0% NOW WHAT THE FUCK?
The only people who are profiting from this market are algos and people in trump's office when he tweets

>> No.19088705

>close TVIX position
>it immediately goes to the other way
is this the winning side, brehs?

>> No.19088707

>>19088246
that is implied you absolute fucking nigger

>> No.19088709
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>>19088589
I call this the dick and balls formation.

>> No.19088716
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>>19087948
robinhood niggers finally gave me fractional shares wahooo!

>> No.19088722

Should I sell Chevron or hold onto it? I only have 20 shares, not sure if it's worth holding or if I should just get out before it dumps again

>> No.19088727

>>19088696
did calls have enough premium? i see close to 0 premium on calls now

>> No.19088728

>>19088579
The sidelines are boring. It's only good news coming out from them for atleast another year. Hell even their ketamine clinics remain open and profitable during the pandemic. I expect 2 dollars by end of summer and close to 3 by EOY. 2021 is when some of their trials come to an end. By 2021 there will probably be another 6 cities that decriminalize psilocybin opening up more room in the space.

You're right in the fact the industry is so new, and that's why I'm in. Paying off so far!

>> No.19088735

>>19088709
most accurate formation dead ass, there would be a massive, the strongest printing never seen before until the final crash

>> No.19088738

>>19088673
The law of equivalent exchange
Pumps = Dumps
All is in harmony

>> No.19088740

>>19088716
>being this poor

>> No.19088745

>>19088644
They are mostly following S&P and Nasdag or their respectively index ETF.

>> No.19088752

daytrading is a degeneracy

>> No.19088760
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19088760

>>19088589

>> No.19088762

>>19088728
What ticker ?

>> No.19088768

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1260942908208959488

damn...spirit is FUCKED

>> No.19088770

>>19088727
With 5000k I could make an average of like 50-80 dollars a week, ontop of gains from what I held. It's maybe not big dick swing trading, but it was consistent and comfy and I liked it.

>> No.19088771

fellas lets talk DCA
how often is too often?

>> No.19088772

>>19088664
Whats with you guys and spy?

>> No.19088774

I don't understand why some people here are praying for the stock market to crash. You guys are too greedy that you want America to suffer just so you could buy at cheaper prices. You're supposed to uplift companies and fund ideas but now you just want to burn down all the crops everyone worked hard for. You guys are disgusting and should be ashamed of yourself. You call yourselves an investor?

>> No.19088773

>>19088644
ES1! and SPY

>> No.19088785

>>19088752
based and redpilled

>> No.19088788
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19088788

>crash eet

>> No.19088789
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19088789

>>19088634

>> No.19088790

>>19088728
No FOMO this time.

Just placed an order for SHRM and had it triggered. In for 10k. Let's see where this takes us. Good luck anon.

>> No.19088794

if you're going long and want to be lazy about your investments then why wouldn't you pick an ETF

>> No.19088797

>>19088752
This. sitting on Divvys is wholesome and morally correct

>> No.19088798

>>19088665
>>19088664
>>19088663
>>19088652
Thanks bros I figured they correlation to the over market. Just seemed like literally 90 percent of my holdings follow the exact same daily pattern as the others

>> No.19088812
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19088812

old meme line broken, new meme line forming

>> No.19088814

I'm convinced the Chinese virus isn't real, and that every wold government is collectively false flagging so as to impose a lockdown, in preparation for an alien invasion.

>> No.19088813

>>19088752
we provide you with liquidity when you want to buy high and sell low
>youre welcome

>> No.19088824

>>19088762
SHRM

Can't be traded on Robin hood. I use IB and it's on there.

>> No.19088825
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>>19088752
Gambling is all I have now anon.

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>>19088589

>> No.19088842

>>19088812
Are you forming meme lines on 1m candles? wtf?

>> No.19088844

>>19088752
Only if you're retarded.

>> No.19088845
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God i want to suckle on Morgan's milkies

>> No.19088846
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19088846

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

anyone buying the dip? i don't get paid til tuesday. gonna pick up some NEE, PG, and MCD, or decide to start a position in GD. not sure which yet

>> No.19088849

>>19088812
if we stay above yesterdays low were going to 283.75

>> No.19088851

>>19088752
ok, this is based

>> No.19088852

>>19088752
>daytrading is a degeneracy
This. Oil is a long-term hold.

>> No.19088856
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>>19088633
based

>> No.19088868
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>>19088745
>>19088773
Damn it! Wilshire 5k is the total market index
AAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH

>> No.19088871

>>19088812
>1d 1m
Bruh

>> No.19088879

>>19088846
there will be no dividents for years

>> No.19088882

>>19088845
SAME I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING FUCK

>> No.19088888

>>19088849
screencapped for my failed /smg/ TAs

>> No.19088900

>>19088705
when are you thinking of hopping back in?

>> No.19088903

>>19088846
Where do you expect to get their retained earnings from? your ass?

>> No.19088904
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19088904

CSGO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19088906

>>19088868
spy and es have the most volume in their respective security types so they are really in the drivers seat

>> No.19088912
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>went long MSFT this morning.
YASSSS Sadya gimme dat money.

>> No.19088917
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19088917

why is spy suddenly shooting up again for no reason
jerome woke up?

>> No.19088922

>>19088762
SHRM or SHRMF

>> No.19088928
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19088928

>>19087948
>no idea what's going on anymore
We are entering the third stage

>> No.19088930

This is yesterday all over again.

Now we start.. DAMP ET

>> No.19088931

>>19088774
You’re kind of a nigger

>> No.19088932

>>19088903
>>19088879
i can tell by your posts that you have not lived long enough to remember a recession and how many companies are able to not only navigate a recession, but increase their competitive moat

>> No.19088937

>>19088917
MMs fighting over positions. It's the 15th tomorrow.

>> No.19088941

THERES 36 MILLION UNEMPLOYED MAKE IT DROP ALREADDDYY

>> No.19088945

>>19088856
Where the fuck is that from?

>> No.19088947

>>19088917
because 4 days dumping is enough
it never dumps so many days in a row

>> No.19088950

>>19088941
BULLISH

>> No.19088952
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19088952

we're going back to $2809 and then straight down into hell

screencap this

>> No.19088951

>>19088856
The white man fears the leopard cavalry

>> No.19088953

>>19088917
>immediate red candles
Post more incorrect anime girls. It'll crash us faster.

>> No.19088956
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>>19088740
i want it for the drip, doofus

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>>19088789
https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2019/07/19/trans-activist-4chan-trolls-circulating-image-online/

>“I realise this is an effort to shame my general appearance and invalidate my humanity. And I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but… I really love the way I look,” she writes.
>she

what
the
FUCK

>> No.19088961
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19088961

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZ

>> No.19088964

Imagine buying the top once again. This is clear cut manipulation on normies/zoomers who cannot daytrade on Robinhood.

>> No.19088972
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19088972

>Intuitive Surgical, Inc. is an American corporation that develops, manufactures, and markets robotic products designed to improve clinical outcomes of patients through minimally invasive surgery, most notably with the da Vinci Surgical System.

Thoughts on this rather unknown company?
It sounds like a great idea. So futuristic, like something people have been dreaming about decades.

There are machine learning algorithms that are better than a group of experts at detecting fractures on x-rays and cancer of pictures of skin.

Don't you think this stock will moon when it gets more plublicity?
the picture shows what they are selling to hospitals.

>> No.19088977

>>19088961
DONT ANSWER THAT

>> No.19088978

You're so gay
You probably think this penis is for you
You're so gay (you're so gay)
I'll bet you think this penis is for you
Don't you?
Don't you?

>> No.19088981

>>19088846
Based and divvypilled. I'm getting $250 from KO next month.

>> No.19088986

I just sold. Took a day trade strike but easy $600 profit on CCL. See you faggots tomorrow

>> No.19088992

spy call
tesla put
i fucked up so hard

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>>19088937
>>19088947
>>19088953
i guess

well i want cheapies NOW

but i wait for NDX 8800
it will go down even further tho then i just buy even more

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19089002

new

>>19088982
>>19088982
>>19088982

>> No.19089006

>>19088917
The lines move as a result of the eternal battle between the Bognadoff’s and Sminem

>> No.19089009

>>19088888
market doing its best to invalidate the value area rule

>> No.19089011
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V IS THE NEW NORMAL

>> No.19089028

>>19089002
Too fucking early retard.

>> No.19089033

>>19088814
Based /x/ lad

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>>19089011

Zoom out.

>> No.19089060

>>19089009
Wasted quints on my post, kek

>> No.19089081

>>19088972
their first popular iteration sucked, surgeons hated it, made more errors, lots of training needed, too expensive for small risky upside
there is a documentary on it
they might have improved tho

>> No.19089092

>>19089060
thesis still valid

>> No.19089116

>>19089053
Also the new normal

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>>19088982
>>19088982
>>19088982

>> No.19089151
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>>19089053

Zoom out.

>> No.19089175

>>19089151
Looks like a 10 trillion dollar dead cat to me.

>> No.19089179
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>>19088957
HONK HONK

>> No.19089214

>>19088856
>>19088951
>heavy leopard cavalry
>leopard cataphracts
>light leopard melee cavalry
>heavy leopard shock cavalry
>Light leopard lancers (LLL)
>sarissa leopard lancers
>Mace maze leopard melee cavalry
>mounted leopard knights

>> No.19089270

>>19089053
>>19089151
lel

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>>19089151
Zoom out.

>> No.19089316
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>>19088945
Something called history, sweetie

>> No.19089360

>>19088076
What did he say this time? That rape and murder is now legal?

>> No.19089368
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19089368

how dumb am i to assume this would eventually recover to be a decent swing and nice diviends after 3 years
i mean it's real estate, i'll have bigger things to worry about in my area if shops dont open back up
other option was to just go into blue-chip banks.

>> No.19089403

>>19088772
its the most popular ETF ever

>> No.19089436

>>19088928
I think we're still in stage 2 and will stay there for a while. Probably throughout the summer.

>> No.19089443

>>19088774
Based

>> No.19089460

>>19088928
>>19074935

>> No.19089478
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19089478

WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO BUY????!!!!

Because apparently it wasn’t LMT. MAYBE PEP?

>> No.19089697
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19089697

getting fucking justed by commissions & fee's

>> No.19089714

>>19089697
Brokerage?

>> No.19089722

>>19089478
DHT literally.
Ex-Date is tuesday, same day of the oil contract rollover. 1$ per share in dividends.

>> No.19089725

>>19089714
TDA

>> No.19089966

>>19089697
What's the gross amount of the trade?

>> No.19090091

>>19088977
No, take the call, anon.

>> No.19090094

>>19088072
The rest of the world is facing biblical famines as well. It looks like humans are finally getting what they fucking deserve.

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>plan to buy more CTL
>miss the dip
>hope for another one
>miss it too

>> No.19090102

>>19089722
DHT is 0.35 per share, EURN is 1.1 (0.81 in july and 0.29 for q4 end of may).

>> No.19090109

>>19088952
I want her tummy

>> No.19090129

>>19089725
Get interactive brokers, tda is only good if you're american.

>> No.19090313

>>19088917
All the dumb retail investors, biztards and youtubers saying it's gong to go down. Market moves up just to spite them.
The market is a sociopath that wants to cause the greatest amount of pain to the most amount of participants.