/biz/ - Business & Finance

more like Ray Kroc-of-shit

>>19084004
beat me to it

>>19084004
id checked

It's gonna be green again today baby

>>19084004
Why are millennials allergic to effort, hard work, planning g and saving ya know the things that make boomers great?

SHORT ALL AIRLINES
SHORT ALL CRUISES
THEY ARE GOING TO BE PENNY STOCKS
TRUMP WANTS STRONG DOLLAR AND END TO GLOBALISATION

>>19084079
Might be true. But you have to take into account the unemployment claims always dropped in a bull market. This time we could slide below 279 SPY and start a shitshow with unemployment claims.

I only respect cunny and duckposters, bros.

>>19083983
Ray Kroc was a piece of shit

Buy WFC. Huge dividend, just gotta hedge it a bit.

We're going to break $275 today aren't we....

>>19084116
ENHANCE

>>19084116
more like a shrewd negotiator and a fucking american hero. think of all the millions of niggers that have jobs because of his hard work selling franchises.

>>19084133
First things first. 279 is the important meme line for now

Where did all my gains go?

>>19084088
because the pay off for that in our generation is nada, thanks to you fuck-stains absorbing all the resources while putting in a quarter of the effort it takes to be successful today.

>>19084116
As if Walt Disney or Ford were any better

>>19084116

Buy today or wait ?

>>19084088
Boomers don't have savings because they never planned. They are plundering safety nets while trashing wages and investments.
Literally the first generation that will leave behind less wealth than they inherited.

>>19084128
I’d rather go for C. Don’t listen to this retard if whatever WFC will go bankrupt

>>19083983
That doesn't seem to be true for me.

>>19084184

Wait for the bottom in 2-4 years, after most companies have gone bankrupt.

SP futures below 2800

god what the fuck is this, why is eu selling as if turbo ebola is spreading.

>oil prices up
>oil stocks down
Is this just people shorting?

Ok, I should apologize, I really thought that boomer buffet was wrong, but he fucking pulled a con on us. He literally drag the rug under us.

Happening

>>19084222
idk, i bought the top last month and sold out immediately, waiting for an entry point thats actually good

>>19084222
Trips of uncertainty. Check out Asia, few countries under lockdown again. Germany R0 rising too. Meme virus or not, 2nd wave is coming.

>>19084222
i mean last week ***

>>19084199
How is C not sucking with a shit ton of operations overseas? Dollar has been strengthening, their dividend is also way smaller.

>>19084232
NONO!!!!11 BUFFETT SOLD THE BOTTOM!!!11 /smg/ told me so

Everything about Canada makes it feel like its going to be the Greece of this crash

>>19084222
Millions of people are dead. They are burning bodies in the streets. Probably.

I guess I should have just spent all my money on billioniaire approved tech stocks like amazon, apple and microsoft. Not much point in buying anything else anymore

>>19084291
that's what it's selling like. fucking ridiculous

>>19084288
Greece is going to be the Greece of this crash if they don’t get tourism back.

>>19084300
Only for boomers. The real future of technology are webcam apps

>>19084232
Things are going down because faggots like Powell and Buffet said things are bad. If they just shut their fucking mouths people would stop panic selling. Fuck boomers

>pick stock that's going up like AMD
>buy on red days especially big red days
>sell on green day

i charge 10% commission for my financial services btw. you can send it to my paypal account :^)

>>19084329
kekd

We still high on oil?

Deutsche Telekom profit jumps
Virus may deal €120b body blow to Spain's tourism sector
German annual inflation decelerates in April
Frankfurt Airport passenger volume down 97%
Boeing scores missiles deal with Saudi Arabia and Thailand
RWE reports €1.3 billion EBITDA
Zurich Insurance estimates $750m of Covid-19 claims in 2020
Sunrise Communications revenue up 2.8%
Wirecard revenue climbs

>>19084232
>>19084287
>>19084331
Buffet created an opportunity for you to buy in low for the rebound

>>19084116
The McDonald bros were too busy being fags or they would have been paid too. We wouldn't know about McDonalds without Ray so BTFO

>>19084173
What's wrong with Ford?

>>19084361
>Frankfurt Airport passenger volume down 97%
3% to go.

I really thought it would be a green day. 3 red days in a row in rare, 4 hasn't happened since the big crasherino...

Jesus. It just keeps going down.

shill me some stable European stocks

>>19084291
200 million americans are projected to die by Saturday. Rip

>>19084367
True, good thing I am not a permabull or bear

>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/who-officials-grim-outlook-on-covid-19-this-virus-may-never-go-away-2020-05-13
>Speaking during a virtual news conference from Geneva, Ryan said the world should prepare for the possibility that a vaccine for COVID-19 will not be found. Even if one eventually is developed, it would still take a “massive effort” to distribute it worldwide and control the virus — a “massive moonshot.”
>“It is important to put this on the table: This virus may become just another endemic virus in our communities, and this virus may never go away,” he said. “I think it is important we are realistic and I don’t think anyone can predict when this disease will disappear. I think there are no promises in this and there are no dates. This disease may settle into a long problem, or it may not be.”
>Ryan said that one way or another, humanity may have to learn to cope with COVID-19. “HIV has not gone away — but we have come to terms with the virus,” he said, pointing out that while there is a vaccine for measles, it has not been eradicated, showing a vaccine does not automatically make the virus go away.

is this bullish?

>>19084384
Just keep holding, lovely zoomer. Keep bagholding. You are one of the fags who bought the dip and injected new fresh money into this bubble.

should I go all in on shorts?

>>19084401

clearly priced in, ath tomorrow

>>19084378
Apparently he was kind of a douche. And his kids and grandkids were spoiled brats.

>>19084329
Zoom is the stupidest shit ever.

How come a program do make conference calls gets this valuation?!
What's stooping the big boys from copying that shit pronto?

And most users are fucking normies. They will use whatever is the di journo app, the flavour of the month program, that one executable.

No brand whatsoever. Facebook launches a feature like that into FB workplace and it's over for Zoom.
They don't even have stable user base to be bought out.

What makes fucking zoom so special?

>>19084401
i've said it before and i'll say it again: we're probably all going to get covid at some point and just have to deal with that. some people will die. that's life, and there's nothing we can do about it even though it sucks.

best bet would honestly just be to put more money into healthcare and hospitals. we can't cure covid but we can treat it like other diseases, at least make sure when people get it they get the best chances of survival. otherwise everyone back to work.

JEROME YOU SON OF A BITCH HOW AM I GOING TO AFFORD GROCERIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Another day of watching training videos and getting paid to do it. God its gonna suck once I have to return to the office full time. Gonna sell VTIQ. The prospects look good but any real fruits of profit the company has won't happen for a few years down the road. V.S RTX - All it takes is a few missiles getting shot off into some terrorist fucktard's house in the middle east and well the stock is moving that day.

>>19084401
Did they find a vaccine for SARS or H1N2? Fuck, H1N1 still kills kids every year despite there being a vaccine for it.

Bulls if you don't hold 279 when the market is open, RIP.

>>19084416
Ford paid great wages for his time
Ford tried to intentionally drive the price of his cars down so that anyone could afford them, and was sued by his shareholders for it
History hates Ford because he named the Jew

>>19084435
Actually MSFT had a video conferencing program back in the late 90's. Called Netmeeting. Came bundled with Windows. Reason it didn't fly was due to bandwith limitations then.

>>19084501
Does it work on windows 10?

Did we get too cocky again bullbros?

>>19084520
Maybe, they don't have it anymore. You'd have to look online.

>>19084520
>Skype

UUUUHHHHH
OOOHHHHHH
LOOKY LOOKY ITS ANOTHER CRASHY BASHY
A CRASHY COO
A DOWNY DOWNY YELLING LOUDLY
OOOO

Personally, I blame the jews.

>>19084499
He also instituted the 5-day, 40-hour work week, down from 7-day 100-hour one.
Businessmen back then were pretty based. Westinghouse, J. P. Morgan, all of them are what built America.

Imagine when we're in the beginning stages of the war and all the Chinese shit starts breaking because its stupid commie crap.

well im going to be under 25k likely and then be flagged a day trader. this is fucking bullshit

>>19084600
Does the rule apply retroactively?

>>19084600
>flagged a gay trader

Why aren't you DCAing into ETFs?

>>19084619
yeah if you fall below 25k and have done 3 round trips in less than a week you're singing the 90-day blues

>>19084647
because that is boring as fuck

>>19084533
i can't go all in on the american can company
why even live

Please poots, print for anon today

>>19084533
Back then the market was still freer than today. From basic stuff like circuit breakers or PPT future purchases to complicated QE.

The whole system is tied to the stock market keeping its shit together.
This cant break or the west as we know it stops existing.

Looks like it's another red day.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING. THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE OPENING BACK UP. THIS VIRUS IS A NOTHING BURGER. WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19084657
Aircraft getting shit on even back then lmao

>>19084667
Sorry, but we've decided to stay closed forever for some reason

>>19084654
post losses

WPG
WPG
WPG

>>19084684
about -1 % for this month

>>19084667
we're pricing in the 3rd outbreak dude. this shit isn't going anywhere and the vaccine is still lightyears away.

Thanks for buying my bags faggots lamo

i sold my puts on SPY yesterday, i am sad

should i be worried that an executive member of the company i baghold has sold shares worth over 100000$ last week?

>>19084682
How can people think a few fat boomers lives are more important than my ccl shares? Fucking bullshit.

DAL and Wells Fargo at all time lows. Time to buy in

>>19084720
Just buying another yacht, nothing to worry about.

>Meemhood finally into DRIP
What are some good set it and forget it stonks to accumulate right now?

isnt that a head and shoulders going to ring the bell for a nice downrun in the DJI 5h chart?

16.04. first shoulder and 30.04. head and 11.05. second shoulder

>>19084746
Holy fuck, thats a ballsy move if you make it. I wouldnt touch that stuff with a 2 foot pole.

Cash accounts are exempt from PDT. Just don't borrow nigger. Then all you have to worry about is a GFV

Whats your opening moves?

I'm thinking about shorting BABA, things dont look good for chink companies in the US.

When is unemployment numbers

>>19084779
30sec

>>19084747
should I also not be worried that there were two MASSIVE purchases that were done on 19 and 23 March and now there have been several Sellers since the beggining of May?

today FEELS green
and I always trust my feelings

I've been bleeding the last couple of weeks from my leveraged shorts on the Nasdaq. Iron hands and didn't sell. No ragrets. Pay day is cooming. Obnoxious amerifats finally realizing Trump is full of shit and muh V-shaped recovery is a meme. How the fuck did it take this long for you retards?

VTIQ is taking a nasty hit

>US weekly jobless claims rise 2.981 million, vs 2.7 million expected

Ok fucking RIP this market is so done. US has probably 25% unemployment already.

>>19084779

https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf

2.9 Million

>>19084750
jnj and tsm are goat

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>19084499
Up till the 2000s cars and trucks both weren't bloated to fuck and back both in size and "electronic" crap. Now a truck is nothing more than a car in terms of "comfort features" but with a bed and the size of one of those Ford station wagons from the 80s/90s. (actually maybe even bigger) You know if they actually jettison a lot of that crap the cost would be cut down a lot. I liked my grandad's old farm truck. Made in the 60's. Solid metal. A radio was considered optional then.

SHORT SHORT SHORT

>>19084813
the market hasnt reflected unemployment the past 2 months and the time it does...fuck....

>>19084799
Because it's a fucking cold. I mean come on why would this be what bring down the house of cards? Was our thought process.

That’s it, it’s ogre.

>>19084813
Comfy

THERE WE GOOO BROS

>>19084830
It's easy to understand bro. Like if one guy loses his job nobody cares, 2 people nobody cares, but there's a specific amount of people that all of a sudden people do care. That guy lost his job last week.

>>19084830
We crabbed several weeks for a reason...zoomers and millenials have thrown all their saving into the market, to buy the generational dip. Meanwhile big boys sold their bags.

Good luck to everyone, let's hope the economy somehow gets over this, lmao.

eat shit bvlltard
BVLL BVLL BVLL PURGE

Just when I bought calls being a bear for last 2 months :((((((((((

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE MAKE IT STOP THE MARKET HASN'T EVEN FUCKING OPENED YET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rtx is going down and taking xli with it

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK STRETCHING OVT BEARCVCKS ANVS BVLL! BVLL! BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL

>>19084682
It's fucking insanity. The human suffering cause by the massive recession we'll have if we keep closed up for much longer will be far greater than that of coronavirus. The only people dying are 70+ or otherwise unwell, but the kike fake news reports on the <1/1000 young people that happen to croak from it. Goddamned fear mongering kikes. Then you have the politicians, trying to get their dirty kike hands on more power, pushing their communist agenda, amongst other leftist bullshit. And the lockdown is accomplishing NOTHING, now that we've already prevented hospitals from being overwhelmed - the virus still spreads, just at a slower rate. Everyone will still get it eventually. Thus, what's the fucking point? To buy more time until a vaccine? It'll likely be a couple years before a vaccine is widely available to the public. It is not possible for our society to function like this until then. In conclusion, PUMP MY FUCKING CALLS YOU NIGGERS.

>had the perfect setup on VXX for today
>had to hedge against it a few days ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

05/14/20 Black Thursday

Please bobo not today please let me exit my position bobo please

>>19084813
Is it a good time to go all in on $UPWK?

>>19084861
zoomers and millenials dont move the market around. institutions, funds and banks do.

>>19084891
May i ask you, why you decided to buy any calls after weeks of crabbing besides day trading?

>>19084684
It's only going to get worse. Hopefully next week is better

So what are you planning to buy at the next bottom, /biz/?

I'm thinking, as soon as TSLA hits 300, I'm going all in.

Shhhhh just let it happen moomoo, stop resisting.

>>19084896
You are an obnoxious amerifat and you deserve whats coming

>>19084896
SUCK ON MY PUTS NIGGA

This is not good BullBro's....only 2 of my 21 stocks on my watch list are up....Circuit Breaker today?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfpoSrCGsQ

>>19084917
insitutions funds and banks do need fresh money to throw their bags on - every fucking broker plattform reached record high registrations and waiting lists.

Obviously they dont move the market, but are a necessity for the 2nd leg down

>>19084933
no, but the day might end red again

>>19084923
jnj/mrk/xrv
already deep in wmt and staying there

>RTX trading at sub $53

We are all so fucked.

>>19084933
We're still in the delusion phase going into denial.

>>19084928
This desu

Dumb cunt Amerilards btfo

I've been a stockbro since 2018 but I'm thinking it's time to cash out and buy Bitcoin.

How is Cunny so powerful bros

>>19084933
Better than mine, 12 stocks, none green. Today is going to suck. Im glad I atleast sold off 15% of my position on Tues. so I have a bit of money in cash to buy again. The question is, how low will it go?

oh and also lowes

>>19084974
I've been doing this since 2012 and I've never had so much fun.

DAX is -3.2% and not stopping. Dear god.

>>19084896
>Thus, what's the fucking point?
There are no vaccine for coronaviruses. The point was to prevent the fucking massive surge of hospitalizations this virus caused in other nations. For the most part, its worked. But, we are opening up too early, making the shut down pointless.

Bros buy tankers

>>19084974

The low volume bullshit pump has come to and end. I expect something resembling the march sell off and the volume from yesterday indicates that the time has come, lets see what today brings in terms of volume.

Invest in Zimbabwe.
The INDZI is up over 300% this year.

Wakanda forever.

>>19084996
this is retarded and retarded euros made me lost money today

Time to short global optimism

>>19084996
>bought DAX and VW puts

>>19084996
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY THE FUCK ARE FUTURES TANKING FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>19084996
1 week green, 1 week red, and so on

im so fucked. i wanted to tell like an hour ago but premarket is such a scam. why cant i sell like others

>>19084928
>>19084967
>As you post on an American made website
>While discussing the trades you are making in the American market
>Using the language proliferated throughout the world to the degree which it is at today by America
Rent free, retards. Rent free.

>>19084976
The vagina is like a self perpetuating machine. It can make more vaginas.

>>19084933
this is why having your portfolio be +85% options is a good thing

if they tank in value, its a quick and painless death and you forget about it the next day.

Still pretty green, can't stand the idea of holding into red. Maybe I should just cash out.

Anyone want to make easy money today? Go SQQQ.

Well bobo, you won. Im financially ruined

>>19085047
they're recovering bro chill out.

The S&P is still at almost 2800, there is a long way to go m8s

>>19085063
lol this leddit tripfag doesn't know what cunny means

>>19085065
yes. then buy back in when the trend turns around

Hey anon, fuck you.

>>19084974
>buy Bitcoin

>>19085088
Of course, it will turn around the second I sell

>>19085084
Kill allmpedophile niggers

>>19085088
Trend won't turn around anytime soon.

>>19085014
>>19084996
look you first have to look at the volatility, anything below 25 is good, anything above is shit
then you look at the volume, which is zero, only retailers and robots are on the market, then you have to look at the direction, which is none because big players are still waiting, then you look at the price and everything is too high, especially considering financial reports will get worse.

then there is still US election, which increases volatility. So 2020 is probably fucked.

>>19084998
>. But, we are opening up too early, making the shut down pointless.

The shutdown was always pointless. There is no such thing as "opening too early", as no matter when we open, there will be a surge in cases immediately. Shutdown was actually a huge mistake, they should have kept everything open till the point where hospitals are full, but not overwhelmed, and stay at that level with whatever precautions help keeping it there (like people wearing masks, no groups over 500 people, etc.). This would allow a controlled spread throughout the country without fucking up the economy and overwhelming the hospitals, rather that what we're having now, which is fucking up the economy while the hospitals are nowhere near full.

>>19085058
>>As you post on an American made website
>>While discussing the trades you are making in the American market
>>Using the language proliferated throughout the world to the degree which it is at today by America
Yeah 4chan might be your greatest achievement, and that says a lot. I'm shorting your bloated trash market and my trade is actually not made in your market. And English is obviously proliferated by the English empire, a beautiful language that you somehow have managed to butcher in all of your awful dialects.

>>19085084
I googled it.

cun·ny
/ˈkənē/
Learn to pronounce
nounVULGAR SLANG
a woman's genitals.
women in general, considered sexually.

>>19085100
okay but eventually it will. i sold all my shit 10 minutes ago. not bag holding through this shit

>>19085020
Or short Romanian ETFs.

>>19085108
Truly based.

>>19085123
k lol. Reddit is down the hall and to the left

I do say lads, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

I couldn't sleep last night. I went all in on June 1st 275 SPY puts. And by all in I mean $18k of my 25.5k account. Should be a good day.

Should I close at opening or just fucking send it? O honestly believe were going back to sub 270

>>19085150
kys

>>19084933
>he actually held positions overnight

>>19085135
I can't post on reddit, i accumulated too much negative karma posting on r/politics.

>>19085154
Things will get worse by June for sure.

>>19085108
>a beautiful language that you somehow have managed to butcher in all of your awful dialects.
OY M8 YA GAH A LOICENSE FO THAT KNOIFE ALL BE BUGGAD

>>19085108
But muh burgers!

MOMMY MAKE IT STOP

>>19085029
>VW puts
No mercy eh?

Why in the FUCK is oil up today

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19085105
You have to shut down to slow the spread as much as possible to even figure out what it is your fighting against first. You have to give manufacturers time to catch up and supply enough resources to fight it and medical supplies. You have to have time to get your eggs in a row before saying. Ok let's all get sick we are fully prepared for the worst. The shutdowns were necessary. If you gave any shit about the people living in the state

>>19084128
lol no

So next bottom is certain, what are we buying? Microsoft Apple Tesla what else?

>>19085150
Buckle up faggot
The ride hasn't even started yet

>>19085193
???????????????????????????

should i sell in 5 minutes and take my losses? im too nervous about waiting when the market opens up

>>19085189
Time to buy some nice SCO on the cheap.

>>19085105
I agree that we shouldn't ever shutdown.

There was a statistic somewhere that says 75% of the global population will contract the WUHAN virus. Why prevent the inevitable?

Hospitals being overwhelmed is also a good thing. Having doctors and nurses choosing to kill that 400lb smoker instead of that healthy 18 y/o benefits humanity.

>>19085164
Petition to declare the metropolitan area of Mcr as part of the USA granded

>>19084550
...but this is true though. even in the early 2000's when i was in middle/high school, any kid going through puberty with an internet connection was watching porn in some form. hell i'd even make due with the sear's catalogue and the scrambled signal from cinemax or whatever. it's not the jews, it's hormones.

>>19085199
it will go up on open and end green

>european stock markets right now

we all knew this day would come.
we tried to warn you bros you wouldn't listen.

>>19085193
If the big tech boys dump again i'm buying them.

fuck this, I'm taking today off. hopefully tomorrow's green

>>19085199
I've always got fucked selling or buying anything on open

>>19085199
Dude just fucking HODL. Unless youre holding shit like airlines or small companies that will die. If the country goes to shit on that level, your stocks are going to be the least of your problems.

>>19084600
what caused you to fall under 25k? maybe you should learn some TA and better risk management, fren.

>>19085150
Duckposting?

Look, okay, now this is epic!!

>>19085224
>If the country goes to shit on that level, your stocks are going to be the least of your problems.
or you can short them and time the bottom while you have a pile of cash and they're cheap as fuck and like, basically you know, make it.

>>19085154
Sleeping > Financial gains

Dump them when we reach 275 later today

RTX goes ex div today so keep that in mind. Sides this low price is a gift. I'm buying more today. The shit in the middle east is still a powder keg remember.

>>19084361
>Boeing scores missiles deal with Saudi Arabia and Thailand
Boeing using 737 Maxes as missiles now?

Another red day, this is like Christmas!

>>19085237
or you can just put in more money and lower your average buying price

I just don't want to get too committed either way. Not when Trump or Powell can shit out a tweet and fuck any leveraged position I might try to take

stocks go down haha

Plunge protection team activated I see

>>19085246
South China Sea will get out of hand pretty soon. HII is also good.

>>19085237
>Time the bottom
I remember when you were here Feb. 28th, saying that you will buy the dip.
This should give you ample indication on your ability to time the bottom.

Not that mine is better. Im just smart enough to know that I cant.

>>19085204
Oi. Im an Aussie but I lived in Manchester. Get fucked, Liverpool can be the new yanks. They pretend to hate England after all.

TVIX is SOARING bros

>>19085273
ITS NOT WORKING, BOSS! THEY KEEP SELLING!

>>19084952
>might

>>19084647
Which one's

>President Donald Trump said he has a good relationship with Chinese President Xi Jinping, but "right now I just don't want to speak to him." In a Fox Business Network interview, Trump said he's "very disappointed" with China, continuing criticism of Beijing's response to the coronavirus pandemic. "They could have stopped it," he told the network. He also said he was "looking at" Chinese companies that trade on U.S. stock exchanges but don't follow U.S. accounting rules.

Please keep going. New cold war is really good stuff right now.

tell me we will be ok by next week

We need a new color of wojak for calmly and happily buying the dip. All this pink is stupid, I'm very happy that everything is at a discount.

>>19085286
I too "bought the dip" early march. I think i know one person IRL that actually got the bottom. They still haven't sold.

>>19084115
CCL, RCL, MRO and RTX gang riiiiise!

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>>19085307
don't be sad that it's over anon, smile because it happened

Welp, this is it for me boys.
See you guys in the next world

>>19085300
Oh, the bobos are getting cocky again

>>19084647
I'm going into leveraged bull ETFs when I know the crab has FUCKED OFF

JPM almost back to the March low

>the reality that corona simply will not just go away is finally setting in.

Christ, fucking finally.

>>19085320
Ayyyyy that GUSH stock is gonna make ya rich one day.

>>19085317
i'm down 17%
no more smiles

>>19085315
Jesus fucking Christ:

OKE why are you betraying me I though your were supposed to be safe, natty gas only go up.

Trump where is the war you promised, pump up my RTX with Tomahawks.

>>19085315
MRO at 5 and RTX at 62. Time to DCA. RISE.

>>19085291
I'm German, also used to live in Manchester. I don't think scouse has it's origins in the English language

>>19085307
next week oil crashes everything with no survivors
except tankers

>>19085316
Was Oilanon right or are we going to see oil companies pump on hopium.

>oil is up
>bear oil ETFs are down
>bull oil ETFs are down
I am legit confused

>>19085320
See you in january anon,take care.

>>19085368
You do know oil contacts see going to roll soon

>>19085108
>>to the degree which it is at today
Oh, you mean the same English Empire that in modern times has been grovelling to remain a cucked vassal of the EU? While it's police are busy hunting down waciz meanies from the internet and covering up for Muslim rape gangs? Oh that English Empire, huh? Dont make me laugh. As an example, English language courses are mandatory for all Japanese students, grade school and highschool. England caused that? No, i dont think so. Be careful how you respond in your next post btw. Wouldn't wanna say anything that might get you in trouble with the authorities!

>>19085332
Banks all need a bail out by now desu
Look at DB. We were making fun of their pitiful state way before corona even existed. How well positioned can they be now?

>>19085302
he’s so fucking butthurt about the market lol

>>19085320
The absolute state of /smg/. What was going through your head while assembling that portfolio?

>>19085332

>>19085368
MRO at 3.60 and RTX at 54.
We gonna make it Fren. All ok. Buy dip today. All smiles later.

>>19085171
No, I somehow have a seething hatred for the German market in patricular. Goddamn fucking Piefkes

Bank stocks are basically airlines stock with a government backed guarantee to never fail no matter how stupid or greedy they are run.

PUMP DEM FUTURES

>Muslim rape gangs

>>19085302
Time to buy some China ETFs just in case.

>>19085422
nothing. he reads tickers posted here and clicks buy

>>19085315
RTX is fucking me in the ass right now.

What's the best way to find pre-market movements en masse?

>>19085105
>they should have kept everything open till the point where hospitals are full, but not overwhelmed
the lowest IQ post ever on 4chan. congrats.

>>19085402
Did I say DCA? I meant sell my entire portfolio at a 10% loss and be cashgang until the financial apocalypse when my money becomes shitty toilet paper.

>>19085395
If you look at USO, it hasn't tracked oil for one month.

>>19084104
Imagine buying in when they are penny stocks

>>19085410
I hope tyrone rapes you

>>19085434
Me too. Our market is fucked. People are spooked easily and its a slow crab when its not crashing.

>>19085414
>Banks all need a bail out by now desu
Please let there be actual riots. Fucking please.

>>19085164
Kek I was gonna post a variant of this. British english is arguably worse than most american dialects

>>19084701
light years are a measure of distance, not speed, you fucking retard.

Why we dumping so much this week biz? We are opening up again, so the corona stuff is starting to pass.

>>19085477
Priced in :^)

This guy

>>19085459
Much more likely that Muhammad rapes you. And your wife. And your daughter. And your mother. Oh, wait, no, it was the other Muhammad who raped her...

>>19085477
yes please

>>19085477
>Still thinks it goes back to normal.

>>19085453
Just buy the dip bro

>the corona stuff is starting to pass
smug.jpg

>>19085422
I only lose when I sell

I SOLD

Begin the pump

>>19085490
what the feck

why is it dumping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>-6% ayy lmao

Is TVIX going to $230 today?

>>19085477
The corona shit was a free economic pass. The moment you open up is the moment the economic reaper comes to collect its due.

>>19085477
Obama is going to prison.

>>19085477
J Powell said the economy is fucked, hopefully he runs the printer a little extra today to make up for it.

>dax went down just enough to remove my 10k long
>immediately after deleting it, shoots back up
>will probably never touch 10215 again today or next days just to spit shit in my face
literally rigged somehow

>>19085467
On the subject of english language.Did you know american english is teh purest and all of british english is mutted.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

>>19085477
Damage is done, it was just dumb retail money hoping to buy the "bottom" (where the bottom was still overpriced) and bull run ran out of sumb money steam

>>19085422
I never win so might as hold and bring down other bizzers with me.

>>19085466
So god wills.
>>19085477
The upside is outweighed by the risk now.
What is the highest you can see the market? 290? 295?
Whats the lowest you can see it? 250? 230?
We have not much air to grow but a long way to go down.

Investing now is like picking pennies out of a hornets nest. Not worth the risk

>>19085410
Too be fair, their parliamentary system of legislating was a mistake.

>>19085477
Markets are forward looking. It's good that things are starting to open, but that excitement was pretty well priced in™ we can probably assume. Now markets are probably starting to think about "what will earnings be like?" "is the economic situation going to recover quickly when we do open?" and so forth. We are getting more bad news from the Fed, and democrats are trying to expend their neverending vacations even farther. There is a lot of bad news out there that has been there for a while, we can't say for sure if this will be a blip and we'll get some nice green times as more stuff reopens, but long term you should be prepared for some very red days over this next year or so.

>>19085529
Will never happen. Nothing ever happens

>>19085320
Jesus anon do you buy solely based on memes? At least its not a lot of money.

>>19085499
But I'm not from europe mr.tyrone rodriguez so calm down and go rape a white wimmin.

>>19085410
What authorities are you threatening me with, really? I'm not a britfag so hate all you want, but don't take fucking credit for the english language and how it took over the world, amerifat.

>>19085468
space and time are the same fucking thing dumbass.

>>19085517
The markets not open yet dude

>>19085534
That's because I sold @ 10230

>Didn't buy the dip 2008
>Curse myself for ten years

So naturally I bought the corona dip. It's going to get better eventually, right?

A kind reminder

>>19085542
That's isn't proper idol activities

>>19085568
>did you buy solely on memes
Yes.

>>19085490
petroleum was a liquid the old ones used in the longlong ago before the wuflu came and turned all the wagies and boomers into sleepers

>>19084481
My 88 year old grandpa got H1N1 during the initial outbreak and he was fine; it was pretty crazy. He's still alive today

>>19085538
No.
No.
No.

>>19085592
Yea give it a few years though

>>19085568
>using logic instead of memes

that is why you lose, anon

>>19085603
What are some proper idol activities?

>>19085592
The stock market didn’t reach its all time low until 2009, anon...

>>19085617
Dump it little fauchi

please don't dump today

please

>>19083983
Going to pick up some VW, when it goes under 100 euro.

>>19085579
>he doesn't know about pre-market
LOL sorry goy

>>19085522
We're hitting 300 today champ

>>19085592
The market in the "corona dip" didn't go down that much. It basically only set back my index funds a year, and quickly recovered. In 2008 we got a real crash over a period of a year into 2009. That might still happen but we are hardly into value investing territory, even in the March "dip" stocks were still overvalued.

>>19085615
85 year old grandmother survived it last month.

Don't make me short the lack of a new thread

NEW
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>>19085615
>still alive
Is he like 100? Based

>>19085551
How else could you legislate retard?

>gold is dumping

welp. Thats what I get.

>>19085572
>>19085577
>Won't admit where they are actually from, because they know it will immediately undermine their position on America, given how garbage their own country is

>>19085630
Why can't they do this shit for "sex ed" in school? Be way more educational and fun!

>>19085477
Over 30 million people are out of work. For most people collecting unemployment is more money than they would make going back to work, and they can collect for up to 9 months as of now. If the economy "opens up", who's working and who's even buying? Maybe in 2021 things will improve.

>>19085615
My grandma too, she's 97 this year. Tough old bitch.

>>19085624
But I'm winning

>it’s going back up
Omg we made it!!!

>>19085158
this pic will never stop pissing me off. at a minimum everyone should be able to identify whether you're making higher highs and higher lows (green) or lower highs and lower lows (red) to signify trends. you could also have some kind of moving average (blue) where above is bullish and below is bearish, where price would likely cross and close below it around the area circled.

this isn't even advanced stuff it's the most basic of the basic elementary shit.

>>19084088
>boomer
>great
Kys lmao

CODX!!!

>that 5 min wipeout
holy fucking shit

TVIX MOONING
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>>19084184
Do you really want to hold over the weekend with how weak the last 2 days have been?

>>19084435
Being first to market, or at least first to be widely adopted counts for a lot. By your reasoning what's to stop someone from making their own facebook?

Look up the Russell 2000 lads.

>>19085190
>You have to have time to get your eggs in a row before saying. Ok let's all get sick we are fully prepared for the worst.

Wait so that means ... the worst is about to happen right now

who
the hell
is buying june WTI right now?