/biz/ - Business & Finance

I need a BIG POOOMP during power hour. Loaded up on dirt cheap SPY calls

buffet buys bu bu bu businesses

>go from 290 down to 280
MUMUS GOT TOO COCKY, SECOND LEG NOW
>go from 280 to 290
BOBOS BTFO. GOLDEN BULL SURGE

You don't get it do you. You are all just slaves to the House of Crab

Is anybody else in this thread patiently waiting for the #NextLegDown?

>Jpowell himself said we are in for a major slowdown
>Jpowell is a bear

Get fucked bulls. We are hitting below 280 tonight.

>>19067557
yesterday powells hour was a dump

>>19067525
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Delete this shit. The hentai link is a good meme, this is reddit garbage.

>>19067525
I bought SLB....yay or nay?

TVIX BROS
SQQQ KINGS
TODAY SHALL BE REMEMBERED AS THE DAY WE DICKED THE US OF AMERICA
WE ARE NO LONGER VIRGINS

https://www.strawpoll.me/20039545

So, Here we are in the years,
All the past is a dream,
Can't believe that I'm here

Now, seems so hard to recall,
Did it happen that way, did it happen at all,
Here we are, win or lose, good and bad, fast and lose

Here we are, in another time.

Dust, on a mirror turned black,
The refection is flawed, all the mirrors are cracked,
Strange how the glass seems to sing,
But the words are like death, they could be anything,
Here we are, win or draw, badly used, badly scored,
Here we are, gone before, In another time.

>>19067580
thought it says suicide prevention feline

What's the difference between an offer and a tender offer?

I told you to buy SCO when it was at 37, I fucking told you retards 3 times.

It will pump until the election at least.

https://www.strawpoll.me/20039629

>>19067606
Make sure to paws before eating your shot-nyan! I'm furry serious meow!
Haha that's what the cat would sound like, haha

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

https://www.gurufocus.com/guru/warren+buffett/profile

last year was record bad for sir boomer king. he had record underperformance par to 1999 year

Is it time to buy SOXL?

>>19067525
TO 2800

LETS FUCKING GO

>>19067585
Me too. Keep buying.

>Investopedia put their economics 101 articles behind a paywall
Any other place that can teach me more about stocks without having to pay?

>>19067611
One comes with side of tendies

>>19067646
Did earlier

>>19067633
I could have told you that. I gamble on options because it keeps me out of casinos and my money lasts 5x as long before I lose it all.

>>19067652
youtube it

>>19067651
I got dicked though I bought @17.10

>>19067574
Wait if Jpow is now team bear does that mean the slowdown is all apart of the plan and it's now the bulls who are betting against america?

>most of you dont use stop losses
if its not for your retirement account you have no excuse. Yes, im talking about hard house stops

dont reply to me to argue.

>>19067652
https://jlcollinsnh.com/stock-series/

>>19067580
based

>>19067633
>You don't know what survivorship bias is.
I do but that dude doesn't >>19067613
nice pasta btw

>>18797170 (Dead)
>>18797329 (Dead)
Who was smart enough to listen to me about CODX when I said buy it at 11.50?

It's up 77.83% since I made that post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

Some anons called me retarded. Remember kids: talks sense to a fool and they'll call you fool.

>>19067646
why bother buying SOXL when you can just buy TSM

>>19067574
He said the ECONOMY is in major slowdown, not stonks
Stonks only goes up

>>19067670
JPow just wants to be able to buy more juicy corporate debt and make mad fixed income gains for the next few decades.

>>19067678
But

>>19067678
I don't hate money nearly enough for that sorry =/

>buy stocks monday
>it crabs
>hold stocks tuesday
>it dumps
>hold stocks today
>it dumps
>lose all my gains since april in 2 days
I bought at the top right before everyone dumped and now I don't have the cash to buy all these stocks on discount today.

>>19067670

Im looking at May the way I am looking at march this year... and its only the 13th.....

Oil contracts rollover soon...

tic-toc tic-toc........

>>19067699
Based

Bag holding until fall now. Ahhhhhhhh

I hope you got some lube master Bull for the power hour.

its gonna be ugly

>t. Bobo

>>19067652
Find a copy of Security Analysis by Graham. It's such a staple that you can find it free in a lot of places. Read it cover to cover. That will be the start of FA education.
Pure TA is a meme and lost to algos years ago.

>tfw trading straight off of TA
got an SPY 285c.
tomorrow will determine if which side of the memeline argument i fall on.

>>19067678
I baghold everything to zero. Bitcoin, IV crushed options, don't care. Cutting your losses is for pussies.

media doing a fucking wombo combo on the orange man lol, tons of corona related articles today

>>19067721
dont buy the top!

1. dont lose money
2. dont forget the rule #1

>>19067727
Just think about what you want to do and then do the opposite, anon.

>>19067697
Settings aren't as great.

>>19067748
Cutting your losses makes sense with new info, otherwise you're just making the "buy high sell low" meme a reality.

>>19067697
>TSM
Am I supposed to make money off that? What's the play here, diversifying from China?

>>19067721
lol same here. Bought SLB @17.10 on Monday. Now don't have cash to buy more

>>19067748
holy based

Alright, advice for newfags:

INVESTING

1. Protecting the wealth you have > making a profit.
(1% RISK for me, 2%, 3%)
(Better to not trade than do a shit trade)

2. Invest with logic, not emotion.
(Don't panic sell, don't panic buy)
(BEWARE of strong emotions)
(Don't fall in love with a stock)

3. Diversification.
(Spread your risk accross multiple avenues)
(For swing - Buy across multiple hours)

4. Do your own reasearch.
(Understand what you are investing in)
(Don't trust anybody's ideas - Do not trust analysts)
(Consider things carefully before action)

5. BUY THE DIP. SELL THE HIGH. Buy low, sell high.
(Don't FOMO)
(Don't sell low and then buy high)
(Be paitent with your winners, be impatent with your losers)

6. Mangae your losses.
(You will loose some bets, don't wish for recovery)
(Use Stop-losses)
(Do Not jump back on a failed trade)
(Accept a loss, retreat and re-group)

7. Every trade is uncertain.
(Take profits while you can)
(Buy the hype, sell the news)
(There is always a risk of getting raped)

8. Listen to the market.
(The market can stay irrational longer then you can stay solvent)

9. News affects markets, act accordingly and you can profit.

10. Have a plan.
(Know how much you are willing to loose, know what price you are selling at)
(Entry, Stop, Target)

11. Patience.
(If you don't have an edge, don't buy in)

12. Tools can make it or break it.

13. Never be late to the party, be early or don't come at all.

>>19067691

>>19067678
I always buy at the top though

If you panic sell you proabably should not be trading.

SPY 180?

>>19067772
But I'm not selling. That's the point of bagholding.

Anon, focus, sell severything you have. We can trigger the next bottom. Push till 278. Do it.

LCI was $10 a week ago.

>>19067786
>(Don't trust anybody's ideas - Do not trust analysts)
way to invalidate your post

>>19067753
>dont buy the top!
The top is nowhere to be seen. Current market trends shows unlimited opportunities. Look at the chart, we aren't even back at ATH yet.

>>19067799
I panic sold everything Feb. 20
If you panic, panic first

>>19067668
>>19067585
Should have gone with Big Red instead

>>19067831
>return to "normal"
>new paradigm

>>19067691
I dont even remeber seen you shilling it besides bragging about a 70% increase...after the fact

>Straight poomp for a month straight
>2 days of minor red
>"Is it over? Be scared bulls"
Vs
>Straight dump for 3 weeks
>2 days of miner green
>"BVLL! BVLL! BVLL SVRGE!! V SHAPED RECOVERY BEARS BTFO NEVER BET AGAINST THE FED AHAHAHA GET FUCKED TRAITORS"
Why are bulls so retarded. It seems like there really aren't any permabears but countless retarded permabulls who want line to go up no matter what

>>19067831
i told that short term trader that dont buy the top he bought monday. im not telling you we are top as i bought near bottom of the major dip myself

>>19067814
I considered making a big move into generic pharmaceuticals before the crash. Glad I didn't. All those over-leveraged shitcunts will *not* survive the recession.

CUNNING AND SHORT

Guys you know that feeling you get on a roller coaster right before the drop... I've literally got that feeling sitting at my desk at work right now, and I'm not even on anything.

>>19067802
No I meant that if you sell purely based on market downturns you're setting yourself up to lose, and that's effectively what happens with stop losses, unless it's just to save some effort as opposed to actively managing your account.

Market will rally the last hour

>Stop-loss order
So you took inordinate risks from the start?
>Take profits while you can
That's how to lose tenbaggers early
> News affects markets
Buy the rumour, sell the news

>>19067722
There’s slot more on the horizon besides the oil contracts on the 20th
>sub prime business loans
>sub prime car loans
>banks that hold these loans
>auto sales going to plummet

That’s just the tip. The shaft comes later.

i sold tvix at 191 this morning...fuck me

put on your seat belt boys, it begins

>>19067870
Good, only long-term traders win in this game.

Thats it, prepare your ass.

It's ogre.

>>19067886
This. I am prepared.

Keep selling faggots, it's almost in the bag

>2803

LUBE IT BULLS

>>19067822
thanks for your valuable input

RH will give me instant $1k deposit. Should I put it in Well Fargo or do we think it can go lower

Assemble, my knights of the cash!

>>19067867
Democrats are passing a virtue signaling bill that Republicans will vote no. Meanwhile rent and bills are due so now normies are liquidating their stocks. The market is btfoe'd and the bottom will come hard if states remain closed and broke.

N-NANI?!

>>19067913
Best way to invest in lube?

>>19067886
Yes, Rally down.

*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

>>19067947
What number is this

TA is bullshit, fundamentals hardly matter.

Trading is a poker game between bears and bulls, and whoever is first to tell when it's time to inverse the popular sentiment wins.

>>19067956
sure. it can go higher to

>>19067902
>>19067913
>>19067920
Fuck off CIA

Hey guys. I'm not a regular here in this board and I don't know anything about stocks but I'm now beginning to do some research about it. Anyways, I've been told by a friend that now is the best time to invest in stocks because the prices are low. I'm aware of the buy low sell high meme. But seeing as I don't have any ideas about stocks, I reckon I should go here and unironically ask for advice on whether or not I should get into stocks right now even though the future is bleak.

TL;DR no idea about stocks, should I invest some now that the market is crashing?

>>19067978
SP500

>>19067935
Nobody is selling faggot, look at the volume.

>my DHT calls
>my 5/15 $10 SPXS calls
>my FRO calls

MY PRESIDENT PLEASE STOP I CANT TAKE ALL THIS WINNING

>>19067956
wells fargo is shit, try not being retarded

kek, thinking about when it's time for my wife to get a "new used" car to just put the whole nut on my credit card. 1.5% cash back on anything. Could just pay via check or cash but if I can get some green back on the deal why not..

>>19067978
The S N P five hun dread

>>19067990
you're on a list now buddy

>>19067992
Wait for the real bottom. Everything is too expensive right now because retards like your fren are fomoing in.

>>19067992
buy high sell higher

>>19067992
you should not invest when the market is crashing, you should invest when it's stable.
(or at the bottom if you can get it)

>>19068019
DUDE

>fundamentals hardly matter

>>19067992
no

>>19067992

If you get in now prepare to loose 50% untill we hit real bottom.

If you are okay loosing 50% in the start then welcome but remember u need to pay for lessons at this volatility.

>>19068012
based poorfag

>>19068012
You get a better deal by taking a loan at the dealership then paying it back immediately, that’s what I did and it saved me a lot more than 1.5%

23000 is the bottom

It was a false bottom. You've been played.

>>19067590
Stop losses are for schmucks!

i am fully invested and cant help the market
the best i could do is stay away from ropes and knives

When do we buy SQQQ again?

>>19068031
Then why did people buy the wrong zoom? It's poker, plain and simple.

The battle for SPY 280.
This power hour will determine everything.

>>19067652

POWER HOUR
O
W
E
R HOUR

DROP
DROP
DROP

>>19068000
>>19068013
Thanks anon. Any other indicators I should track? If they go above/below a threshold to indicate a reversal etc?

friday big crash
aapl goes to trash
tsla follows soon with AMD
SDOW and TVIX place to be

>>19067678
haha sorry man i only lose money if i sell

why are stocks confused and going down

>>19067992
>should I invest some now that the market is crashing?
You're asking us if we want you to catch a falling knife. If you're serious about investing, what is the time frame you're looking at holding this investment? When do you want to cash out. If the answer is >20 years from now, you can invest a part of what you want today, wait 2 weeks do more, wait a month do more, spread it out the time you accumulate your position over the next year. Anybody saying to go balls deep right now is probably giving you bad advice.

I hope every bear dies of cancer for irrationally pushing this market lower. You're all traitorous pieces of shit who genuinely want to see people lose money and fail.

>>19067992
Buy QQQ
Then forget about it for the next 10 years. Under no circumstances, NONE, look at it. If you can do that, go ahead.
Otherwise welcome to /smg/s wonderful world of fast pace money burning

NO YOU IDIOTS YOU CANT BUY HOMES IN A RECESSIRINO
STOP BUYING AND MAKE THE LINE GO DOWN

>>19068100
Dubs confirm.

guys am own alot of IVR

they want give me stocks instead of dividend for some quarters

this new for me am they trying screw me what going on with this?
anyone have exp with this sort of thing

>>19068116
So what are your bags, buddy?

>>19068116
>he doesn't understand wealth transfer
Rekt

>>19068116
>imagine going long not even 6 months after the longest bull market in history violently exploded.

Did you ever even LOOK at the price action of previous crashes?

>>19068116
faggot ass bvllcuck gets mad when bears "irrationally" push the market lower but now when fed "rationally" pumps it lmao

>>19068142
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/invesco-mortgage-capital-inc-announces-common-and-preferred-stock-dividend-payment-dates-and-provides-update-on-portfolio-301056996.html

>>19068125
>muh housing collapse

>>19068116
>Implying I care enough about other people's money or life to actively want to see them fail

HOLY FUCK

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>19068086
Yes, an insignificant part of the market is dense. Fundamentals are everything.

Say something nice about my portfolio

Here's to all the idiots on this board that thought earnings season didn't mean anything.

>>19067992
Anon, follow your guts, DYOR earns you a lot of things. Every trade you do is a learning step. Many anons here knew that the crash was coming in March, SNSS anon profited a lot, some anons lost but most anons were in profits. This is the bottom, don't listen to >>19068018, do a few trades before trying to short. Shorting = gambling, it doesn't follow market trends.

>>19068018
>Wait for the real bottom
18500 was the real bottom.

VIX back to 80 fucking when?

>>19068125
Fucking why? Just why? I really do have to move out of state to get one at this rate.

>>19068011
Lots of companies are shit though. I only care about making money and not buying into over priced tech

>>19068180

bruh

>sold my tvix expecting a slight retrace so I could buy back in
>market dumps more and I buy back in higher
>missed out on 8% gains
>only up 12% for the day
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19068098
VIX is volatility index, basically tells you how much up and down move stocks. How crazy their waves are.

Watch DJI SPX VIX USDX NASDAQ. Compare them to each other.

I'm selling most of my stocks when LSE opens. Bobos have scared me. At least I'll get a 1k to 2k profit before the crash.

My worry is missing out on negative interest rate news pushing stocks up.

>>19068116
boom and bust is the natural cycle of this scam, just follow the trend.

Bobo is strong, 18 inch biceps. Come touch muscle Jerome.

Told you anime fuckers to buy BILI and you didn't listen

>>19068116
getting a little emotional there buddy maybe stocks arent for you, thats ok

>>19068179
Th

>>19068116
Genuine fucking cringe

>>19068116
just bank on your dividends for the time being you cuck.

>SPY 279

SHARKEISHA NO!

When are we getting another eva sticky

I don't understand hedging. Why not just invest less?

>>19067525
Tired of this fucking market. I am unironically converting to bobo now. If this isn’t the second great dump then there won’t be any more reasons for me to invest into this clown market, at least until the chink flu goes away. There are bigger figures pulling the strings behind this shitshow, nothing makes sense anymore. Stocks turned into a literal casino.

It was really hard to go from 1 thousand to 5 thousand, but super easy to go from 5 thousand to 10 thousand.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET

>>19068226
Chinese gov’t check will be in the mail shortly. Thanks you for your services

REVENGE

>>19068125
is this the housing version of buying the falling knife?
market hasnt budged a single bit -yet-, why would you buy in NOW?

domp eet

it'll pump at 3:30 right?

280 HAS BEEN BREACHED
SEELLL
SEEELLLLLLLLL SEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It is time.

>>19068206
sure, but wells fargo is shit among financials too. if you want to buy banks, buy JPM or BAC

>>19068255
Go ahead. You chose to sell when there's blood on the streets. Your loss.

>>19068265

ITS POWER HOUR BABY!!! EVERYONE ABOARD HELLS ROLLERCOASTER!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19068270
that's a pretty cringey bobo you just posted

>>19068255
The last three weeks I was not basing any of my buys on actual FA but my belief that these fuckers on top will rig the market.
Now Im out of faith.

5/15 SPY 285c @ 1.30
big money big money big money

>>19068274
No wait, I meant POOOMP EET

WPG
WPG
WPG

P-priced in?

>>19068279
Nah, at 3:40

>>19068287
taking out your stops before the dump LOL

>>19068303
t. BVLLCVCK

>>19068264
I never thought I would ever actually feel the need ti filter anyone. But I get the impression that you didnt even say that as a joke.

WHAT WAS THAT?

>>19068253
>invest
>stock goes down
>lose money

>hedged investment
>stock goes down
>hedge goes up
>don't lose any money
What is hard to understand?

If I buy during regular trading hours and sell after hours, does that count as a day trade?

Does anybody have a current version of that chart that overlays US stock market crash timelines or at least a source? Much obliged.

RTX - just landed a 122 million deal for Javelin Missiles. I think they'll be just fine..

PPT IN DA HOUSE

>>19068098
On top of tracking the indices in order to see what the market is doing, you want to understand support, resistance, and general trendlines, which is why people in this thread are bringing up the 2800 level on the S&P or the 280 level on SPY. I would do this before getting into actual indicators which are not as useful as they may appear to be at first glance. You can start out with something simple like a hull moving average.

280 rejected again....

>>19068319
pull up a live market feed bobo

And wallah we’ll never be under 2800 again

You can tell ITT who FOMO'd into the market near the top and who was averaging down.

>>19067786
based

>>19067822
retard, but uh, kinda right.

>>19068307
>5/15
>call
Don't think so, bro

uhhh how did SPY go up suddenly

We're going up.

>>19068270
FUCK YOU BOBO

It was 270 less than a mere month ago and my portfolio was doing ok then, maybe I'll ride it out.

PRITZKER YOU FAT FUCKING SOCIALIST WHERE IS MY DEPOSIT!??!!??!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>19067786
Based. This advice isn't just for newfags, either. Sometimes we lose our way and need to remember the hard lessons.

>>19068287
>buy high sell low
never change /smg/

OH NO NO NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY BOBOBROS

holy shit that pump

Such a good time to. Buy cheapies holy fuck

STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
WE NEED THE SECOND LEG DOWN
WE DESERVE THE SECOND LEG DOWN
STOP IT NOW
PLEASE
HOLY SHIT
STOP POOOOOMPING!!!!!!!

based jerome cummin in hot

>>19068348
The same way a Chinese poll on gouvernment popularity sudenly goes up.

I THOUGHT IT WAS PRICED IN YOU FUCKS

NO VOLUME POMP, WE ARE GOING DOWN

>>19068349
look at the post above yours, then look at my memelines, then check these dubs, in that order

BIG GREEN DILDOES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

JEROME YOU FUCK WAIT TILL I HAVE MONEY TO SPEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19068125
>>19068272
They're applying now so they can buy when the price does fall. It means people are bearish on housing markets.

It costs three trillion dollars to pump this market...for five minutes

>>19068179
>insignificant part of the market
pure cope

>>19067786
>Never be late to the party, be early or don't come at all.
It is actually better to be fashionably late than try to be early.

>>19068329
second this request

unironically buying on the meme psychologic resistance. muh 280 OMEGALUL

>>19068100
retard

>>19067830
This. I've learned that making a choice and acting on it sooner rather than worrying and just watching it drop leads to avoiding bigger losses

>>19068414
Some options book maker just got assigned all those fucking $282 puts that expire today. You bet you're ass he's going to be short selling SPY to keep the price down....

Already going down after the FED pump...

OH GOD OH FUCK

>>19068324
But you also gain less so why not just invest less?

MAKE IT STOP

>blaming the Fed for the pump
Retail investors are buying the dip, you asswipes.

>>19068412
Good luck

>>19068446
>>19068446
stops eaten, time for 275

>>19068417
ah, right
didn't realize that
should see how much i could get approved for from my bank too, who knows might get lucky

Bobos are gonna get hurt.

>>19068496
kill yourself

>>19068464
No amount of fake money can save this dumpster fire. The whole stock market is fucked and has to crash to zero so we can start over.

FED PUMP FAILED, ITS FUCKING OVER


SELL SELL SELL SELL!!!!!!!!

SEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL

>>19067613
Why do people buy sco at such a big price when you can just short uco at it's current ? Risk?

>>19068496
>>19068311

>>19068496
That was actually the Fed though. I can tell you have a 5 figure account and do not work in finance lol.

>>19068500
your dubs and cara's bosoms make me feel good

Who here bought the "dip"? I almost did but gut feeling told me it's fake hope.

Will MSFT dip more or I do I buy now?

Friendly reminder that the silent majority approves of the Quack poster. The haters are a loud minority.

BIG RED DILDOES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

FUCKING MOVE ALREADY YOU FUCKING MONEY LINE
GIVE ME VOLATILITY

>>19068513
easier to go long than short

can TVIX go back to 500 if Trump says something stupid?
Im up 25% with one share (ye too pussy to go all in I know) but Im scared shit will move against me

Are you guys buying the dip?

>>19068496
This, not the fed just limit buy orders at 2800 this time the volume is very low though which indicates a weak support, don't think it can take another hit at this downward pressure.

Imagine not being all in tech

This if fucking insane, WELLS FARGO WHAT ARE YOU DOING

FED cuts 3 months repo

>>19068524
Honestly hate the cat more than the quack.

>>19068545
no

ITS THE FINAL SHOWDOWN BETWEEN THE BULLS AND THE BEARS

>>19068556
NEVERMIND THE BEARS HAVE IT

>>19068329
here

>>19068556

wut? source?

>>19068524
the silent majority filtered the quack poster about a month ago

>>19068460
You bet you're(wtf? get your shit together man) ass he's already delta neutral and only adjusts his gamma and vega. If anything he will buy back his shorts.

we're breaking 279 today

BVLL PURGE

>>19068554
how much would you lose if it goes to fucking $12

>>19068063
You do that, then pay of the loan with your credit card so you get both benefits

>>19067721
Sorry bro. You can either cut your losses and buy low to ride it up and hope to come out even or do nothing and hope this is a momentary blip and all resumes as bulls say (doubt.jpg.gif.exe)

Or you can capitulate and go money market

>>19068524
>>19068564
Fuck both of you the BVLL poster is the worst

>>19067992

It is never a bad idea to invest in the stock market as a way to put your cash somewhere where it will keep pace with appreciation and probably generate nice gains over time.

Trying to time the market is not a good idea, unless you think you can go up against professional traders. Just open a brokerage account and start buying VTI and other index funds, whatever you can each month, and never look at it.

If the market starts to fall apart you can always skip a few months.

Don't ever invest money into the stock market that you can't afford to lose, or with the aim of using it soon (like a down payment). You should be sitting on ample cash and funding your retirement accounts before you dick around with the market.

>The Desk will discontinue three-month repo operations during this monthly period in light of more stable repo market conditions.
SELL SELL SELL
JESUS CHRIST THE FED GAVE UP

Hey bulls...at least the volume is finally recovering, gotta look at the bright side if you're gonna survive
t.
> Spent the last 2 months watching my puts bleed

i got fucked today, biz... and not in the good way....

>>19068554
NEGATIVE RATES INCOMING


WE JAPAN NAO


WE YUROPOORS NAO


RIP CAPITALISM

My dearest friend, 'tis with immense pleasure that I inform you that your letter has found safe travel to my destination and landed in my hands. However, this pleasure was fated to remain short lived and bittersweet, for I must also admit to you, regardless of what distress it may cause to you, knowing you went to great trouble to pen it and deliver it to me, that I in fact declined to open it and refused to read the message contained within. Surmising your intentions, there exists no doubt in my heart regarding your sincere worries for my financial well being, but alas your attempts to convince me to modify my investment strategies shall regretfully remain futile, as my stubbornness in this matter has indeed been sealed irrevocably and no other voice shall rock its imperturbable foundations. Allow me then to reiterate my will once more, and do your best to forever remember it for no change will follow: I shan't part ways with my beloved asset for it is my utmost belief that I have invested wisely and foresee infinite potential in its future, and therefore no other possession in this world shall change my decision, not even a mountain of gold! For my possessed asset is indeed fated to be worth more than any other riches in the world. We shan't speak of this no more. Sincerely yours, your beloved friend.

>>19068591

if that happens the market is toast

>>19068591
no

>>19068491
Variance

>>19068613
keep yourself safe faggot

Are there people in this thread that unironically think we're closing below 279/280 today? Say some more retarded shit, I want to screen cap it.

rolling for last hour meme selloff

>>19068329
This!!!! Now I know you guys can get this done quick!!!

>>19068641
>I want to screen cap it.
Yeah, your post.

Bullchad show yourself.

>>19068641
Go for it faggot.
S&P to 1800 before August.

>>19068641
>Say some more retarded shit, I want to screen cap it.
300 by the end of the week

>>19067606
kawaii

277 is the new support...

>>19068641
We are closing below $279 today... I'm sorry bro, but there's no way you stayed at a Holiday Inn last night, they're all closed.

>>19068100
Oddly poetic

Next try to breach 280. If this falls RIP market.

Someone post the *clack* *clack* gif

>want to cover as this thing dumps into close because I think it will retrace tonight and not be this far down before opex
>Pattern day trader :^)

>>19068325
Yes

Watch TDA's video about dsy trading rules

THERE
IS
NO
BOTTOM

>>19068255
This

>>19068641
Nice bait kid

>>19068496
-_-;
you could litterally see algorithmic buying in order flow
they did thing where buy and sell both sides until no new orders going in then they did massive buy

BUY THE FUCKING DIP ($2790)

>>19068576
https://www.streetinsider.com/Fed/NY+Fed+Statement+Regarding+Repurchase+Operations/16878361.html

>>19068690
clickity clack fuckers

I have once again lost all of my lunch money.

BUY THE DIP!
BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL!

Wet tissue support at 2800

>>19068693
Yeah I think we will see a rally tomorrow, muted though.
That or Black Thursday III (2020)

>>19068142
bumping question ;_;

this pretty rare occurrence dont think ne one knows much about this
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/invesco-mortgage-capital-inc-announces-common-and-preferred-stock-dividend-payment-dates-and-provides-update-on-portfolio-301056996.html

>>19067830
True.

I need the biggest green dildo in history right about now

>everyone
>this shit's a clown market
>stocks only go up
>2 billionaires this week
>this shit's a clown market
>market plummets

>Fed cuts repo
>People still want to buy
>Some even want to buy banking stocks
Oh no

>>19068690
Cute feet

>>19068728
Fear hasn't even begun.

IRONCLAD support at 280

>>19068728
No thanks, I'm only fearful when others are greedy.

>>19068750
>>19068750
>>19068750
>>19068750
new thread

>>19068342
How many times have we heard this now?

It's bouncing off of support and the next time it's challenged the support will be gone

One more bounce off 2800 and I'll get a tattoo of Powell on my ass.

>>19068743
>trannime
Oh no

>>19068728
post you're last entry... I want to see how greedy you are so I can be afraid and do the opposite.

>>19068738
dumb ESL anime poster

>>19067691
it seems some big shot made a huge buy at $20 each. He probably has insider info and knows the earnings tomorrow will be good or something. Either that or he's a lunatic buying at such high prices.

>>19067961
I went short this morning.

>>19068743
I think it's unironically time to start DCA on secure banks. Slowly as fuck all, do not pump the gas.

>>19068764
these moves dont matter until 3:30 and 3:50

>>19068710
thats big news, if liquidity issues resurge the market is fucked, asset dump to get dollars bringing down the market

>>19068777
fucking checked

>>19068604
Ok boomer

Why not just get a nice cd and live off your pension also?

HOLD THE FUCKING LINE BULLS. HOLD 280 HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

>>19068142
>this new for me am they trying screw me what going on with this?
Are they diluting to do it? I dunno.

>>19068831
are you getting quotes of an actual ticker tape?

>>19068831
Already broke

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOO
STOP SELLING RIGHT NOW

DAAAAAAMP EET

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEAR GOD CLOSE THE MARKET

Sold 75% of my short derivatives when they recovered earlier expecting a late pump, just gonna kill myself now

>>19068641
>(You)

>>19068751
NagToRo

Trump calls out ‘so-called rich guys’ speaking negatively about the stock market, alleges they are ‘betting big against it,’ as Dow falls 500 points

#Winning

>>19068708
Ive seen what i suspect is this. Really annoying

god I wish I had cashed out at the end of last month, I was so fucking green

And we'll never be below 280 again!
Just kidding probably 279.5 EOD for SPY. Glad I got out of my 280 put before the bounce and pump.

>>19069134
Yeah I should have atleast taken profit...but I figured it would be endless green with the fed involved.

>>19068751
This. 1 day dump and it's time to buy...lol. by that logic all stocks should be $20+ minimum...including penny stocks who should never have gotten that low in the first place.

>>19069134
Was up 7k 2 days ago. Fear prevented me from selling. Up only 2k now...after 2 months of buying.

YAHOOOOOO YAHOOOO YAHOOOO YAHOOOO YAHOOOO YAHOOOO

VIX back to 80 when?

I have a bad feeling guys, ngl.

I'm crying right now. My tears are all over my desk and I just can't stop myself. I have nothing right now, i can't even pay for my internet this month. If markets falls tommorow i'm gonna ask my parents for some help. I didn't ever ask my parents for money but i have no other choise.

>>19069410
wtf, are you serious?
Sell your stocks and dont invest what u cant afford.

>>19068777
checked

>>19069410
Why the fuck did you invest all of your fucking money when everyone knew it was inevitably going to crash again

>>19069410
This isn't fun shitposting, anon. I come here to laugh not feel. You're supposed to post a pink wojak.

>>19069410
you get what you fucking deserve

you didn't let go of your $CODX calls yet, right anon?

>>19069766
I sold and I feel so satisfied. I could have held until tomorrow. I reckon we'll see 28.

But fuck... do I feel good, my whole portfolio is up 54%

Only down 4.4%.