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Ready for your PelosiBux?

>> No.19029018

>>19028975
what do I get???????? College student, independent tax filer, 24 yo!

>> No.19029025

lol its probably more corporate handouts.

>> No.19029073

>>19029025
nah anon this round is to china, because drumpf was so mean

>> No.19029133

>>19028975
The Senate won't pass this bullshit. I'm sure it has vote-by-mail included, for starters.

>> No.19029360

>>19028975
For real, guys. You can't brrrrr all that money and not expect consequences of some kind. The US is going to pay for this in blood, tears and puke. Screen cap this.

>> No.19029378

>>19029360

The people need money, it's going to be worse if we don't get anything.

>> No.19029388

>>19029360
just make it a tax credit and it wont cause inflation

>> No.19029430

>>19029378
You need to get to work you lazy wage-cucks. What’s the point of printing money if there’s absolutely nothing to spend it on because muh guvahmnt cant print food.

>> No.19029450

>>19029388
They’re doing that too, and the negative rates.

>> No.19029459

>>19028975
>>19029018
>>19029025
>>19029073
>>19029133
>>19029360
>>19029378
>>19029388
>>19029430
>>19029450

I'm a dependent, and I didn't get shit. Trump wants me to die.

>> No.19029472

I STILL HAVENT GOTTEN MY OTHER WELFARE CHECK

>> No.19029492

>>19029430
>what is food
>what is amazon
>what is rent
>why not just make the working class homeless

>> No.19029497

>>19029073
This. Even IF they try to pay us, the people, we, proud libertarians, we shall steadfastly refuse this socialist brainwashing gibs. It's our duty as red blooded Americans!

>> No.19029514

>>19029459
Ask your parents for money faggot

>> No.19029532

>>19029430
food is extremely easy to produce, distribution is the real issue

>> No.19029559

>>19028975
I doubt this will pass.

>> No.19029572

>>19028975
Yes.jpg
>Fuck the range ban. I will NEVER buy a 4chan Pass.

>> No.19029579
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19029579

>>19029497
printing money and giving us only some of it is actually stealing and therefore a violation of the NAP. what we're talking about here is a self defense situation.

>> No.19029660

>>19029378
You need to be 18 to post here

>> No.19029845

>>19029579

They already gave trillions to corporations. Regular people are the only ones who didn't get anything.

>> No.19029852

Based.

>> No.19029858

>>19028975
Hit me babe I could use some more BTC before alt season

>> No.19029870

>>19029660

Agreed, that money is for corporations and Israel, not little people.

>> No.19029921

>>19029497
Its literally dropped into your account without you asking

>> No.19029928

>>19028975
https://brrr.money
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.19029963
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>>19029928

>> No.19030024

>>19029921
Then send it back. We, the PEOPLE will not be bought!

>> No.19030084

>>19028975
Crazy how they'll just shit out another $1.2T stimulus bill like that. Bitcoins would be $100k each with a $1.8T market cap and it's a global currency, goes to show how achievable it really is.

>> No.19030108

>>19029497
You jest, yet I see that shit posted unironically everywhere.

>> No.19030194
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19030194

check em

>> No.19030209

>22
>all my friends buying stupid shit with their gibs
>not investing it so they don't get completely fucked when all this government money comes back to bite me and fellow zoomers in the ass

Pottery, really. The consequences of this shit is huge, yet niggers would rather buy a basedtch than invest and have a future so they won't be poor as fuck in a few years

>> No.19030305

Hope it doesnt pass. It will just give the unemployed lazy fuckheads more money to be NEETs on a mass scale draining from society. I dont mind channer neets but when normie fucks go NEET they act even more entitled with no smug cleverness to them.

I legit hope Trump retroactively gives essential workers a fat check at the end of the year to celebrate his win in november and give those of us getting really fucked right now a pat on the back

>> No.19030395

>>19030209
protip: that's why governments and big business like having dumb niggers around. Nonwhites (and women) are the platonic form of consoomer. They will gladly spend every dime of their paychecks on frivolous disposable garbage. Horrible way to live, but it's easy money for the big businesses, so there you go. Conversely, white men are far more likely to be smart and frugal with their money, and actually save it. Banks and businesses absolutely abhor savers. Put it together.

>> No.19030501

>>19030395
>Banks and businesses absolutely abhor savers
That doesn't make any sense unless you're literally storing your money under your mattress. Banks love savers, they get to loan your money out and then businesses get to use it to increase their productivity.

>> No.19030518

>>19028975
They'll distribute the digital dollar this time so we can emulate india. next up: social credit system

>> No.19030564

>>19028975
How much is going to non-citizens?

>> No.19030632

>>19030305
lmao you aren't getting shit

>> No.19030638

>>19028975
It's virtue signaling.
Dems are bad because Trump for credit for the $1,200.
Repb will block the bill and Dems will cry foul saying Trump blocked more money

>> No.19030850

>>19030638
Are they wrong though? People don't give a shit and just want their money.

>> No.19030944

>>19029360
Reserve currency, baby.

>> No.19030982

>>19030501
Banks don't need your money to loan out. Reserve requirements are officially 0%, real interest rates are also 0%, and the Federal reserve has unlimited lines of credit.

>> No.19031048

>>19029459
you little faggot bitch, you deserve nothing less than a slow death in the gutter.

>> No.19031072

If people need money they should get a job. Many small businesses can't currently find workers because people are sitting on their ass collecting the $600+ weekly enhanced unemployment benefits that pay far more than regular jobs. When July rolls around and those enhanced benefits expire there's going to be a massive surge of people desperately looking for work again. The smart ones will find new jobs before July rolls around. The dumb ones will just continue to sit on their ass until July and then wonder why they can't find work.

>> No.19031100

>>19031072
I make more money than you

>> No.19031103

>>19030982
That isn't normal retard.

>> No.19031136

>>19031072
>get a job when everyone is on lockdown

>> No.19031303

>>19031072
>People are making about $80K a year not working.
>This somehow is sustainable
Are we Greece now?

>> No.19031314
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19031314

>Spend $10 trillion fighting Israeli wars
>....
>Print $1 trillion directly into the stock market every day for a year
>....
>Give $3 trillion to multinational corporations
>....
>Give a one time payment of $1.2 trillion to the American people
>NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT. IT WILL CAUSE INFLATION! I WANNA WORK FOR MY MONEY!

I hate this country. The kikes truly have an iron grip on most peoples minds.

>> No.19031335

>>19031314
go all in on ghost and link and make trillions, then move out of the country and fuck asian bitches and snort cocaine daily

>> No.19031362

>>19029459
>Trump wants me to die.
Guess who agrees with him.

>> No.19031391

>>19029360
I have never had, and nor will I ever have, sex. My grandchildren won’t be paying for shit. GET THAT PRINTER WORKIN BRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.19031448

>>19031391
>incels can't be base-

>> No.19031506

>>19029459
Wtf I love Trump now

>> No.19031590

>>19028975
Why is she hiding that beautiful Turkey neck?

>> No.19031685
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>>19031072
duh conspiracy against duh wytemans!!!!111
Banks hate when you deposit your cash into their banks!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19031697

>>19029532
fuckin larp more faggot
Hey hospitality biz how much for a box of steaks?
>$230 bucks
ok I'll swing buy and pick them up
>oh no, we don't know how to bill you
here's a check

remember it's the Dems that wan you to starve
Trump used a war time act to put Tyson back to work feeding us

>> No.19031833

>>19030108
Lol. How many of those still took it anyways.

>> No.19031858

>>19029430
I lost my job, asshole. We unironically need more gibs.

>> No.19031965

>>19031072
If big corporations asking for bailouts need money they should've play smarter and just accept bankruptcy.

Why do i get the feeling you wont agree to that statement

>> No.19032060

>>19029459
File your taxes as an independent then
Oh wait, then your parents would stop paying for your food/college/car insurance boo hoo
It's a simple cost-benefit analysis:
Is your tax dependency status worth more to you than $1200? File 2019 as independent!

>> No.19032068

>>19030209
>22
>all my friends buying stupid shit with their gibs
>not investing it
Unironically, do not invest money that you can't sign away for 5+ years. In these times of economic uncertainty, you need to have secure cash. It does not have to be in your mattress, but do not, absolutely do not get fucked by being short on cash. Your #1 priority is always to protect your value. your next priority is to grow your value. If you have less than a 6 month stockpile, I would suggest only "investing" by bulk purchasing non-perishables that are on sale such as shampoo, soaps, pads/tampons for women, detergents, etc. There will be inflation in CPI. if you have more than 6 months, then consider investing in education and long term debt for a home or car (if needed). The last place, right now, would be the markets.

>> No.19032295

>>19031685
>Banks hate when you deposit your cash into their banks!

They actually prefer people borrow and spend over deposits.

>> No.19032523

>>19029360
Youre low iq

>> No.19032898

>>19029360

> not going balls deep in the stock market

NGMI

>> No.19032914

>>19029845
>and thats a good thing!

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19032934

I WANT MY PELOSIBUX NOW!

>> No.19033249

hows ur 401k?

>> No.19033280

>>19029360
tax it out of circulation

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19033281

its all just so fucking WEIRD

>> No.19033413

>>19033249
>401k

Holy fuck I totally forgot people fell for this meme, how many peoples 401ks got wrecked because of the crash?

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>>19033413
>implying this rollercoaster of emotion is over

We're not quite off this wild ride just yet

>> No.19033632

>>19029459
Your parents should have gotten money for you being their dependent.
Maybe they can give you some money on the chance they're not pieces of shit.

>> No.19033641

>>19029360
It's better than the alternative that's for sure.

>> No.19033691

>>19029360
Let's just hope it's the blood, tears, puke, and feces of all the """people"""" I don't like.

>> No.19034708

>>19028975
I cannot wait desu
I need to get more ARPA literally now
And I am unironically running out of USDShit

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19034755

>>19028975
$1.2T stimulus???

>> No.19035000

>>19031072
>If people need money they should get a job.
Did you miss the fact that there is a pandemic happening or are you one of those feckless morons who thinks the 'rona isn't real?