/biz/ - Business & Finance

fuck anime

I genuinely and legitimately only respect cunny, bros.

>>19030629
Shut up delinquent

I was right.

WOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

If market could please pick a direction pronto I would preciate thanks

CSCO chads post your gains.

The bull
He destroyed his cage
Yes
YES
The bull is out

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>19030646
Seconding this.

Perma bulls and perma bears
Are
Fucked
Lmao

https://www.bunkerspot.com/global/50471-global-hess-charters-vlccs-for-shale-oil-storage

HESS IS PUMPING OIL STRAIGHT INTO TANKERS UNTIL JULY

So since the FED is going to be buying Corporate bond ETF's starting tomorrow anyone looking to jump on?

>>19030681
Nice try, Jerome. I'm staying 90% cash until this shitshow is over.

Before that guy comes back trying to copy me, I am the real tvix nigger. AMA

>>19030675
>Are we gonna get another Oil Crash soon. I want some rattly boi cheapies.

>>19030696
Why do you like losing money?

>mfw I got perfect sleep so I don't need coffee

Coffee gang, are you there? What's your plays for today?

>>19030655
She's beautiful, but I can't help thinking that she probably has a shitty femanazi personality and would rather drink wine and watch Cuckflix than settle down to start a family. What the fuck is wrong with American women. They're only hurting themselves; they're going to end up spinsters.

>>19030689
>90% cash

Why so apprehensive? Give me a good reason to pull out of the market.

uhhhhhh
jerome????? why are the numbers red??????????????

>>19030724
Damn, nigga, did your mother not hug you enough or something?

You guys understand that the market is literally never crashing again, right? We are in the forever golden bull run.

>>19030724
>being this triggered by a picture of a pretty woman
ok incel

just buy the exchange lol

>>19030681
Are indexes going to be mostly unaffected by this?

>>19030724
Settle down and start a family? Are you from fucking 1940? Fuck off with that boomer mentality.

>>19030740
this but unironically

>>19030724
>What the fuck is wrong with American women.
She looks Urkainian or Russian or something. All the good porno girls are from there lately.

>>19030760
This, women want to fuck niggers.

>>19030724
>I can't stop thinking about all the bad things I'm assuming about this woman I know nothing about
>This is because there's something wrong with women

>>19030740
Well now hang on, Whoever wins in November will probably fire Powell so... I'm not so sure

>>19030784
>Well now hang on, Whoever wins in November will probably fire Powell
Why would Biden rid Pow Pow?

>>19030725
My risk tolerance is pretty low despite being a 30 y/o boomer with a decent net worth. I've been trading for only 4 or 5 years so I'm not an expert but the current pump absolutely is not the return to normal.

That doesn't mean that SPX will crash to 900 or there will be bread lines or whatever. My concern is that the rebound has been almost wholly on the backs of tech which is absolutely not the safe haven which some think it to be.

I'm comfy in cash for a while longer. If I miss out on a little upside, that's fine. Like the risk management pastebin I put in the sticky so long ago says, don't lose money.
>addendum: accumulate cunny

>>19030760
>Settle down and start a family? Are you from fucking 1940?
Degradation of the family unit is the reason for the shittyness of contemporary society. I would certainly have done the nine to fiver job, missus, 2.5 kids route if that had been in the cards for me.

2900 BREAKING IN FUTURES
DIS BITCH GOING SOUTH

>>19030817
Fuck off retard non-white stocks only go up

>>19030689
Based.

>>19030725
Decent amount of downside risk due to all of the unknowns surrounding the reopening and recovery, plus the poor medium term economic outlook going forward impacting companies' profitability. Less short term upside potential at current prices, with the potential for better entries at any pullbacks. Tech heavyweights and index investing inflows are the main thing keeping us afloat right now due to their perceived defensive nature, which doesn't mesh with the usual sector plays you would see at the start of a recovery.

>>19030637
that's a man

>THERE IS NO 5% LIMIT UP ON THE VIX FUTURES
THERE IS NO 5% LIMIT UP ON THE VIX FUTURES
>THERE IS NO 5% LIMIT UP ON THE VIX FUTURES
THERE IS NO 5% LIMIT UP ON THE VIX FUTURES
>THERE IS NO 5% LIMIT UP ON THE VIX FUTURES
THERE IS NO 5% LIMIT UP ON THE VIX FUTURES

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!

>>19030839
FUTURES don't matter. Every time futures pointed to a circuit breaker day it never happened. You can't stop the PPT. Get'em Jerome.

Why o why did I buy BABA yesterday

>>19030901
That's your punishment for supporting the "people" who caused this.

>>19030820
>X is the reason for the shittyness of contemporary society.
You just sound like a generic retard, fuck off. Everyone thinks X is the reason for Y and guess what? It's not. You're just a bitter old boomer who can't adapt to the changing world. Shut the fuck up and spend some time introspecting you crusty old fuck.

my 292 spy put got fucking sniped after hours by 1 shitty green candle because i still had my sell order up from the day, didn't even know it could execute

>>19030922
You sound young.

>>19030887
It's probably just another fake out for the golden crab run. I wouldn't worry too much.

>>19030901
Serves you right for betting against America. Every single China sympathizer will be dragged out into the streets and lynched from the lamp posts.

>>19030912
I just wanted a pallet of fake Gucci handbags

>>19030708
He's impersonating me because I didn't use a trip. I guess he's mad I'm going to make bank.

I'll post my gains in the coming weeks. Screenshots of my lows and highs.

>>19030817
Why not sell puts?

>>19030936
I'm 30 next year. I just don't really like the boomer mentality. Waaa waaa the world is changing and I'm bitter that I'm still stuck in thinking my old ways are the only true and correct way. Look I'm starting to understand that disconnect boomers get with the youth, but I'm not angry at youngins. We were kids too and boomers would shit on us just the same way you are now. So lighten the fuck up and stop being so damn bitter, man.

>>19030922
What the fuck did United States Steel Corporation do? How is it responsible for Alleghany?

>>19030887
OH FUCK FREE MONEY

>>19030993
I’ve always been tempted to make a joke like that about X in this thread. Never did. Glad you went first.

what does /smg/ think of gammon's depression investing blueprint
>farm land
>trailer parks
>payday loans
>cannabis
>autozone (really auto parts/service shops in general)
>ebay
>coal/uranium

Played SALT today, saw the historic support around ~16.41, price was near 16.55 when I bought. 1% risk for a high reward was an easy move. Tossed some money in with a stop loss at the support and managed to do well. Will probably hold to the next 12 EMA test on the daily, unless we go dooooown

>>19030950
I hope you're right my man, I really do.
Are you often right?

>>19030997
g-give me back my money plz

>>19031028
Oregon dispensaries had record breaking sales in March

>>19030724
I mean yeah but why does this need to be posted when it's implied?
>>19030760
>>19030922
The lack of self-awareness is just amazing.
>family bad species bad
>me misanthrope me big enlightened
Why are you investing while on the rag? Bad juju right there.
>>19030784
>be pedophile
>give dumb generic opinions while patting self on back for being pedophile
lol

Some angry bvll just took vix futures down a percent

>>19030754
Unironically invest in X / ICE / NDAQ.

wtf is happening

>>19030590
Wanna talk about risk management.

My oil companies mine shelf or horizontally.

no floaty mcboaty

no oops

>>19031053
>incel has an opinion
>thinks it matters

>>19030953
>Never bet against America.
Wasn't his underlying point behind that speech the fact that long term, you'll profit by being in US equities, but short term, you still need to watch your ass? You know, not seeing returns for 20 years if you bought in at the wrong time during the ride up to the 1929 crash. As in, RIGHT NOW you need to watch your ass.

>>19031043
>Are you often right?
Would it matter if I were? This entire month has been crabbing. We have yet to have a catalyst to push us one way or another.

>>19031053
They are unironically a cabal of pedophiles from a web discord server.

They routinely exchange CP and post it on 4chan. Pat yourself on the back for not being them.

whoa whoa whoa guys. let's just chill out you know, have some sex, and get on with it. it's no big deal sheesh.

>>19030922
>>19030936
You're both wrong. It's the detraction of social capital (group cooperation) driven by schisms mechanized by the powerful simply to get the common man to continually consume in their cycle without disruption of their inflicted status quo. It's probably only loosely orchestrated, but their pieces ultimately fit together. This causes unhealthy value systems with no foundational purpose, deflecting unity of individuals into meaningfully sized groups, maintaining a basis of cliques rather than communities.

None of this is healthy, nothing we do fits the natural paradigms that our bodies and minds evolved for, which is why there's a prolific incidence of mental dysfunction in every developed nation. You're not supposed to be under the gun 24/7, nobody and nothing is or ever was. This drives individual's ennui.

>>19031049
DUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>19031053
>I'm being criticized and my only response is to say "S-stop w-with the m-misanthropy! A-are you on the rag or something h-hahha?!"

I have a massive schlong, if you want to compare sizes just post your pp here you stupid fuck.

What are you all worrying about? The Fed starts buying ETFs tomorrow.

>>19031093
*weeb discord

>>19030660
What happened anon

>>19030724
why are anons like this

>>19031049
>Oregon dispensaries had record breaking sales in March
Yeah? I need to take a glance at my US dude weed watchlist and see what's going on there.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/fed-says-it-will-start-buying-corporate-bond-etfs-on-tuesday-2020-05-11?mod=watchlist_latest_news
>Fed says it will start buying corporate-bond ETFs on Tuesday
OH NO NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Reminder that MSFT ex-divvy is next week. If it dips below 184 tomorrow you should hop in like a motherfucker.

>>19031053

>>19031143
i wonder how exposed our central bank can get

can you imagine having not one, but two pockets bulging with cash?

>>19031028
Drop the High risk, banned or illegal, real estate,

Keep the e-commerce and utility stocks if theyre healthy.


And buy my VTIQ and make 300$ a share in 3 years.

how much money am i going to lose if i keep bag holding RTX and DAL?

>>19031101
Absolutely based.

>>19031118
Bond ETFs, anon. And we'll see if that's actually true once we get a look at their balance sheet. So far, it's all been posturing with a lot of front-running and people getting antsy. The Fed should just let the bag holders hold their own damn bags.

>>19031177

>>19031120
You would’ve hated this website back in the day when there was actual CP on here 24/7. gb2gaia zoomer.

>>19030675
The sandniggers agreed to lower output today. Will that help keep oil from going negative again?

>>19031102
Learn to read post IDs, or even just the other replies in the same fucking post you reply to, and also stop being a masochistic literal faggot.

>>19031177

>>19031216
I knew that was another person, I'm not retarded. He's using the most generic ad hom I've seen. Very low effort.

>>19031177

>>19031238
It's like your entire post is composed of backpedal, insecurity, blandness, and the gaping absence of any thought.

>>19031099
i haven't had sex in over a year

>>19031258
Throws more generic insults at me bby, it makes me hard

>>19031138
What happened to ashley?

>>19031177
>Yes.

I want to buy 100 shares of PM just for the dividends. What do you think ?

>>19031171
holy fucking cute!
I see you spent even more hours on MSPaint than I did, and got more creative with it.

stocks go up haha

>>19031074

ok? i'm not exactly sure what you are trying to tell me. I'm retarded.

AAAAAAAAAA

>>19031180
>DAL
It's not looking good.

>>19031262
Based

>>19031293
Buy it with margin and then sell a covered call.

>>19031262
Me either anon. B-but at least I have my TVIX bags

>>19031293
never buy anything just for dividend

>>19031293
Buy T instead

>>19031356
neither*
me neither

>All bobos report in

>Red Ten standing by
>Red Seven standing by
>Red Three standing by
>Red Six standing by
>Red Nine standing by
>Red Two standing by
>Red Eleven standing by
>Red Five standing by

>>19031369
>T

Based

>>19031371
I’m married to a big titty hapa and I’ve been visiting this website for over a decade. You will make it one day. I love cunny and TMDX btw.

>>19031384
>Red dildos locked and loaded

>-77% plunge in iphone sales
>AAPL going up
yeah, totally normal and not decoupled from reality at all. We aren't in a huge clown bubble of greed and euphoria at all.

>>19031371
based
>>19031414
nice.
now lets see your wife

>>19031424
>DXY Skyrockets

>>19031353
I'm too stupid for margin
>>19031361
Why ?
>>19031369
lookin good

>>19031384
will this be what triggers China's 1929? as i understand it, the fund has $4 billion in Chinese stocks. $4 billion sold in one day might just be enough of a push to set the dominos in motion

>>19031431
P R I C E D I N

>>19031414
>shorting your own bloodline like that
Ballsy play.

>>19031431
Apple is fucked. I don't own ANY Apple stock. I've warned people about them.

I need these communist governments to allow things to open back up so I can make money

>>19031455
>$4 billion sold in one day
Is nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>>19031431
Didn't they just do a large buy back?

>>19031384
>bobo
>chink market
They literally banned shorting.

>>19031468
i'm cool with a quarter chink baby desu, i like to think they will be ahead of the curve

King Crab always wins

>>19031471
MGM is going to be a tough one for the next year fren

>>19031476
I agree it's a drop in the bucket. It'll be more than usual for one day, but not exceptional. But it might be enough to tip the situation over the edge. China is balanced at the edge of financial catastrophe. Anything could do it

>>19031482
small brain

looming trade war = bad for business

>>19031471
>MGM
are you fucking retarded or what?

>>19031333
explain

>>19031315


My oil bets are a safe because theyre not in the tanker contango or in off shore.

Specifically shelf mining and contract servicing oil industry.

But I want to promote instead of tankers we speculate on $VTIQ >NKLA June merger and yield possibly 150-300 a share in a couple years.

>>19031471
>Shit Investments
Most Stocks
Silver
Bonds
Real Estate
Small Businesses
>Chad investments
Signed Baseballs
Polos
Airline Stocks
These *kisses biceps*
SIMPLE AS

>>19031524
whats wrong with MGM mgmbets stands to make a good bit of money even on lockdown if sports events take place

>>19031533
ah i see. opinions on OILK and XOM? give it to me straight.

>>19031516
I would be a one day 20% increase in the SSEs daily volume.

I will never be reverse raped by a group of loli succubi.

Fuck this gay earth.

>>19031552
Hello this is the based department calling. We would like to offer you a full time position.

>>19031553
most of MGM's profits are from slot machines and select Table card games. Slots accounts for their biggest profits.

>>19031565
How about green futures dildos? Will that work for you?

so what is going to survive the day the next huge drop happens?

what industry truly is pandemic-recession proof?

pic unrelated, prostitute prices will be one of the first things to drop (and also hoes are not a commodity according to the NYSE)

>>19031565
YOU
MUST
EAT
THE
BUGS

Am I a bear like https://twitter.com/RealTianZeng or a bull like https://twitter.com/traderstewie.. Or do I just fuck everything and follow movements like https://twitter.com/unusual_whales and https://twitter.com/johnscharts?

What do /biz/? Who do you follow?

>>19031565
>Being a Lolicon
.

>>19031601
Who’s a crab? I’ll follow that guy.

>>19031601
If you have to choose, be a bull.
Stocks will go up eventually. Being a bear for more than a week brings pain and suffering.

Be a bull in the streets and a crab in your broker app for optimal long term gains

>>19031594
I would eat Greta's bug.

>>19031594
>15 minutes into Daytrade 'n' Chill and she gives you this look

WYD?

at what point of the day do you guys decide to make a position in a market? seems like staying in AH/PM is not wotth it

>>19031565
>>19031604

>>19031471
>PLAY
nigger there's a reason why that pos is down 70 percent. Over 4x net debt/ebitda BEFORE the pandemic, pathetic cash balance and they drew out all of their credit and now are resorting to new equity issuances. Not going up any time soon.

>>19031682
Tell her that I wont apologize for Emma Watsons new car

And there we have it. SPX futures will NEVER be under 2900 again!

>>19031565
BASED DEPARTMENT, how about a little IKTF??
>>19031604
hey now just because a man wants to be bang demons doesn't mean he doesn't also want big tiddy milfs and athletic tomboy nymphos...

>>19031710
fuckinn kek

>>19031693
when the chart indicates a possible entry

>>19030724
Nigga, if I looked like that there isn't a chance in hell that I would "settle down" with some chump ass bitch like you. I would sell pictures of my pussy and used underroos and make a fuckin fortune.

Man you traditional cuckolds are so fucking boring and predictable. Go date some ugly church whore.

>>19031693
From last thread

>bought $8 ET calls anticipating a good earnings call
>earnings miss
>still in the green

well ok then

>>19031693
I just sell outs when I want to enter a position and wait to get assigned.

>>19031682

Ask her why her pupils are the size of flying saucers? And ask her why her dumb flat-ass is doing trespassing in my house?

>Flat whore trespassing in my house
>Has gigantic pupils and is clearly on drugs

She'd have a 9mm pointed at her flat boney chest.

>>19031553
Well, one, sports events aren't going to take place.

>>19031679

>>19031682
T I G H T
B U T T H O L E

>>19031766
>Ask her why her pupils are the size of flying saucers
that is a response that can be indicative of intense feelings of romantic love and/or sexual arousal.

Ok boys. Elon is probably going to jail tomorrow. The stupid Spic bitch in charge of the county or whatever is a tyrant.

Is Musk getting arrested bullish for TSLA

>>19030901
>>19031384
>>19031455
>>19031476
>>19031516

For reference on how this works, the military and government 401k TSP has different funds (bonds, domestic stocks, international stocks) that you can allocate to.

The vast majority mostly allocate the funds to domestic stocks: the 'C' or common stock portion and some on the small cap 'S' portion. There's also bonds 'G' and 'F' and and international portion, the 'I' fund.

Normally the I fund isn't weighted very heavily if you choose the allocations yourself since the performance isn't great, but there's also retirement date/lifecycle funds that get rebalanced. For example, if you choose the 2040 lifecycle fund pic related, 25% is invested into international stocks currently. The I fund itself tracks the MCSI EAFE Index but will soon track MSCI ACWI ex USA which includes emerging markets like China. As far as I'm aware that change hasn't happened, so no money is being taken out of Chinese companies.

Two of the three top holdings are Tencent and Alibaba comprising 3.56% with a bunch of other Chinese companies in the mix adding up to about 11% of the total.

>>19031722
>hey now just because a man wants to be bang demons doesn't mean he doesn't also want big tiddy milfs and athletic tomboy nymphos...
Fair enough

Uhhhhhh based department? I'd like to order one FUCK CHINA.

>>19031356
I keep 1 share of UVXY just to track what volatility is doing that day on my portfolio screen. That's the most value anyone can hope to get out of that ticker

>>19031801
is Elon's plan to be barred by the SEC from running a company? he seems to be heading in this direction

>>19031575

China is slowly reopenning from their draconian practices and MGM in china will be open for commerce. China wants to maintain that appearance to instill a sense of calm in the storm

>>19031767
With the limited re-opening it will. Notice how draftkings is blowing up? mgm is in that margin

>>19031799
Not that big. Pupils do not get that large naturally. especially in a well lit room. I've seen pictures of her under bright light and her pupils were even larger. 99.999% chance it's either Amphetamines or brain damage. you can look it up.

>>19031823
that's literally just a rounding error

>>19031831
lol are you claiming the SEC is going to get involved over a county dispute like this? worst thing that will happen is he will get a fine and a warning not to do it agian.

>>19031831
Since when is the SEC caring about this? California openly flaunts US law on the reg, even more than the feds themselves and often at odds with them.

>>19031831
his plan is to stop screaming internally because he cooked the books for last earnings and tesla needs to start up as soon as possible or else it's fucked

>>19031801
The governor was already groveling for Elon to stay and even passed some orders or something. Yet the cunt whats her face is probably going to try and march in and arrest Elon. I hope its all filmed.

>>19030629

>>19031831
his plan is to be known as the greatest african-american businessman/inventor of his generation

or he wants to be the first african on mars

>>19031848
whatever. MGM needs more than just one location open.

>>19031823
lol he's so dumb. Yeah dude China is going to maintain huge Ag purchases as US Ag actually will struggle to even meet its own domestic demand.

>>19031789
kek

>>19031831
Elon will make his jewgold in California and stash it in the income tax safe haven for jews that is Texas or Nevada
Also creates a bunch of noise for when next quarter is negative earnings lol

>>19031594
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS AND I WILL NOT ACCEPT NON-PHOTOSHOPPED GRETA

>>19031823
>>19031851
See
>>19031805

The money in question hasn't been invested yet so nothing's being taken out.

>>19031864

She got 150k twitter likes. She is 100% going to try and send the police in there.
Only question is if the police obey her.

>>19031594
i want to hurt her and make her cry

>>19031831
>>19031801


Yeah I was talking to my boomer mom and she seems to have become a fan of Elon virtue of her boomer facebook friends.

I was telling her.. Yeah Elon could go to jail for a lot of reasons actually... or at least pay a fuck ton of money and force an apology. His twitter makes him sound like he is either experiencing manic depression or substance abuse


I feel like he is slowly red pilling zoomers, coomers, boomers, Xers all at the same time so I wish him well. But I am also invested in his competitor Nikola Corporation $VTIQ


YOLO 4/20 PUTS TSLA EXPIRING NOW SWAG

hmm who is pumping these futures up?? who would want to baghold right now even until expiry.......

>>19031924
be nice to her, Greta is a cute

>>19031849
I knew a girl who had that pretty connstantly, I think it's also a side-effect of some medications like anti-psychotics.

ride hard and fast bulls

>>19031912
Imagine if the governor showed up for publicity.

>>19031889
The US will probably need to close or reduce activity in its meat packing industry and has already culled untold numbers of animals, which will soon create shortages on top of the existing issues grocers are having requiring them to institute limits on pork and beef purchases nationally. Now Trump is demanding China continue to buy 35 billion dollars in pork from the US-- it's impossible. He's most likely going to have to *restrict* Ag exports. 4d chess.

>>19031958
>redpills
>coming from an illuminati bloodline retarded heir
ok

>>19031594
>>19031900
That's NON-shopped?

>>19031882
Vegas is going to re open soon.


Might I interest you in my other stocks MARK and EMAN.

Thermal imaging optics and A recognition software and logistics company useful for virus containment and breach security solutions.

This will assure high volume commercial occupancy centres will have a bridge to reopenning. And I can profit on people betting

>>19030901
FINALLY MY HTHT PUTS WILL PRINT AAAHHHHHH

>>19032032
I think so?

>>19032003
Where can I find a quality female like that?

>>19032003
Imagine if they started fucking on live news broadcast and nine months later had a kid named Bang Pow Mao Stalin Uppercut Telecom, and he had to give half of his stakes in all his companies to his crazed manic histrionic now-ex-wife

>>19030901
Will have no effect on them tbqh

>>19031468
>1488
nice

>>19032110
Based illiterate poster

>>19031900
flash-foward three months, you're living the in the pod and eating bugs. A man is walking into a subway sandwhich restaurant with a rocket launcher demanding a BLT with all the extras. Fox news commentators are debating the exact dollar value of a human life. A man who sounds like Bane from the Dark Night asks the president why he wants to arrest Barack Obama. You get a youtube notification recommending you watch a video about eating your neighbors.

My assets are in the EU, banks are shilling for ETFs here. Should I trust (((them))) and buy in? I have some cash to burn so it doesn't really matter much in the long run.
If yes, should I go for the "tech" ETF or the "green" ETF?

Yet another night of making more money in commodity futures than stink market. Sigh...

>>19031471
Oh man, you've been meme'd good bro

>>19032142
>EU assets trusting EU Banks
Anon don't be stupid look at how well your banks did during the 2008 crisis are you gonna trust these dumbasses.

>>19032142
>Banks are shilling ETFs while going into a recession.
Yeah, you might want to wait and hold onto your cash.

>>19032142
Is there a reason not to trust eu banks ? There's 1000 and 1 reason not to trust Euro but banks..?

do not buy PTN

>>19032066
>Bang Pow Mao Stalin Uppercut Telecom

>>19031682
Its crush time bros. Just admit it or spend the rest of your lives in denial

Good day young chaps. I do hope you young tallywackers won't mind helping an ole "Boomer" out with your trendy lingo now should you?

>>19032142
did you somehow completely miss how the market just crashed from this ongoing virus crisis
well you probably just have a couple pennies so it won't even matter, but if it's big amounts, maybe relax until the world isn't in a shitshow anymore

>>19032041
Another anon here to point out, why the fuck would you buy MGM?!?! That was a poor move..

>>19031958

He's engaging in risky behavior because his companies future depends on re opening. Many business owners are openly opposing government lockdown orders to survive. I don't think it's mania or drug abuse. Of course i could be wrong.

he didn't even inhale when he went on Joe Rogan's show.

>>19032196
>boomers getting into crypto
Shitcoins are trash but nothing deserves what will happen to it when boomers get involved

join me as we listen to the VUZIX earnings call....together.

>>19031533
>Have brother who owns a small company that works in contracting for the oil industry.
>He wants to flee town because he's indebted 7 figures.

Contract servicing thrives on last-minute, fix it no matter what it costs bullshit. If pumps aren't going at 100%, each minute costs money, so they owners pay up the ass to get it going again.

For example, when my brother worked for a larger firm, he was paid $6000 + expenses for a last minute Christmas plane ticket to fly 1 hour away to replace a fuse. A fucking fuse. Lord knows what the firm charged the client.
This was instead of the owner waiting one day. That's where the profit margin comes from.

Right now, most producers WANT their wells to produce as little oil as possible without damaging their infrastructure. And they certainly aren't digging more rigs. I'd really check in on that thinking.

That said, I own a bunch of Canadian Natural Gas stocks, so uh...

>>19032190

>>19030901
extremely based.

you're a fucking retard if you invested in anything chinese. just take a look at the hang seng, they peaked in 2018. they've already been in a recession for 2 years, they've just been borrowing trillions to invest in infrastructure so they can boost their GDP because they're absolutely obsessed with boosting their GDP figure regardless of the means.

>>19032216

>he didn't even inhale when he went on Joe Rogan's show.
Wow that's a new industry standard lmao

>>19031864
Getting arrested for something like that would be the biggest positive hype that Elon ever had. It would give him ultimate Bad Boy Genius Billionaire street cred. Gonna laugh if they take the bait.

>>19031985
any medication that makes your pupils that large is going to be extremely powerful.

>>19032196
suck my dick and balls - means have a good one

>>19032219
Means it's a good idea to get into LLY before Prozac becomes a new shitcoin staple.

>>19032241
my only point is that drug abusers don't mind inhaling a little weed. i think the "junkie" angle is unlikely.

Is this the make it approved portfolio?

>>19032225
>Google VUZIX
>Anounces 5,000,000 common stock offering at 2.25
BAHAHAHAHA

>>19032252
nice ID

>>19032277
>GE
Why?

>>19032214

I got it for super cheap and I like the company. I dont see this thing going any lower then what I purchased it for, relax.

>>19032252
>ID: feD CUm

Since everyone, from multiple sites/forum, are expecting a red day equal or worse than 1929 tomorrow.
I can only assume it is going to be the greenest of green days.

>>19032292
Ge is the only one i might pull

>>19032216


Yeah, What do you think about my investment into his competitor Nikola (VTIQ|NKLA) reverse merger.

>>19032307
No, sell calls on it. It’s a crab stock.

>>19032304
Now you're catching on.

>>19032277
Selling put and longing call huh

>>19032273
>Lies 10 times
>Does retarded shit and shitposts pseudo science everyday
>Doesn't inhale on unrelated podcast
Wow guys he's totally normal and responsible CEO now, long TSLA

we are going green you fucks, stop fucking fighting it you faggots

>>19032304
you don't need to assume anything, just check futures. it's beginning

>>19032317
What strike anon?

>>19032333
>when I go to bed
>IT'S GREEN (or RED) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>when I wake up
>IT'S THE OPPOSITE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
no idea why it works out that way

>>19032277
What is with so many peoples obsessions in Haliburton.


rip BA GE tho lol

>>19032335
$7.50

>>19032330
>said the increasingly nervous man for the ninth time today

>>19032325

>Lies 10 times
>Does retarded shit and shitposts pseudo science everyday
>Doesn't inhale on unrelated podcast
"Wow guys he's totally normal and responsible CEO now, long TSLA"

hey i don't own tsla and i never will (unless it's carried on SPY). i'm just giving you my opinion. the nigger is not normal. he never has been. i'm also not claiming he is some super genius.

>>19032333
Nikkei somewhat holding. Was looking at yen seems like they BRRRRRRRd a bit recently

>>19032309
> the Nikola-Vecto IQ, from the company that will be listed under NKLA. Company will be named Nikola Corp and is valued at 3 billion, Nikola said.
Worse than fucking chainlink shills

>>19032347
>What is with so many peoples obsessions in Haliburton.
they read retarded posts on here

>>19032352
You invest in him because he’s a meme, not in spite of it.

>>19032309

good luck. not sure i like the name to compete with Tesla though. i'm curious if they have any functioning models. you are going to lose all your investment or make a shit ton of cash anon.

i wish you luck

how many RPMs this thing need to go to get futures back green?

>>19032351
and yet all the word's banks are on my side. where is your god now, you filthy bear?

>>19032366
Does HAL have any intrinsic value though? I know they service the oil industry and and have steady contracts and they go apeshit when we invade arab countries

>>19032347
>What is with so many peoples obsessions in Haliburton.
It's a big company that is extremely undervalued
It's more likely than most to survive this phase so a year or two from now it will be double or triple what it is now.
Now everyone is wondering if they should buy now or wait for a dip before it goes back up to its fair value.
Plus big divvies.
At least that's why I think people are obsessed about it

>>19032388
Don't worry, it will gap up in pre market.

>>19031745
If this was real everyone would do it

>>19032384

>>19032390
>banks
>on your side
What.

>>19032348
Isnt this the opposite of profitable anon?

>>19032309
>>19032384
>>19032409
Nicola is a literal fucking scam. Just look at the website, the CEO, the people, the fucking NAME. They literally have NOTHING. They have 3D renders of things that Tesla has already built. How can anyone fall for this shit?

>>19032388
>>19032401
>not posting the non-seizure-inducing, Boomer-safe cartoon
show some sympathy for our older frens

>>19032423
jews like me, what can i say?

>>19030740
>"a new paradigm"

>>19032426
No you fucking retard, selling calls means you make money each day the stock isn't at 7.50. Its a lot easier to know where a stock isn't going to go versus where it is going to go. Thats why all options players get burned, they don't sell premium like big brain anons

Euro dolar no longer safe play baka
>>19032352
Fair enough

>>19032345
>when I go to bed
>IT'S GREEN (or RED) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
>when I wake up
>IT'S GREEN! OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
no idea why it works out that way

>>19032426
GE could spike a full $1 depending on what oil and aviation does. You could go $7 or $6.50 if you don’t mind getting assigned. IDK your risk profile my dude, I give conservative advice to strangers.

lads

>>19032440
>"Oh no my coffee is already cold..."
>"Did I take my medication this morning?"
>"Fried dog not feel so good today."

>>19032406
Hedge funds still exist and those are largely rentseeking scams.

god what the fuck is this pumping

>>19032439
There is already 14,000 orders, they are merging with a blank check holdings company (former GM execs capital) VectoIQ to supply the capital needed to expand growth and production. Do a little more then a once over before you poo-poo a stock


Anheuser-Bush has 800 trucks alone to supply their fleet with more later, although the target demographic is european countries with interests and funds in the venture going to Trevor Milton developing the hydrogen cell fuel technology. Been on this since like 2015 bro

Do you guys pick an arbitrary percentage for stock stop loss or do you find and use the stock support to tailor a stop loss?

>>19030655
based /lit/ scholar

>>19031557

CLR, XOM, MRO,

lol close

>>19032491
set your stop loss at what you're willing to lose

>>19032490
I can almost guarantee you will lose your money. That pic you posted of the vectoIQ looks so scammy, the way they try to add the word Nikola every other word. I really hope you didn't invest more than you can lose, or rather, will lose.

>>19032491
1% of total stock portfolio worth. Whatever it translates to on the holding. But only for longs.

>>19032491
%

>>19032518
I sometimes do this but it feels wrong

>>19032530
Your anecdotes dont seem convincing

>>19032491
You find support levels and wait for the stock to reach a level very close to the support (like 1% or 2%). Then risk pennies for dollars, and move stop losses up as the stock increases or just stop out early. Keep your losses small and your wins big

>>19032330
What does going green mean? Electric cars, wind mills, and being a vegan? Sounds like a faggot existence

>>19032530
Tesla has been a scam for nearly 12 years. Nikola's major impediment seems to be the lack of a millennial twitter social personality.

where do you guys think futures will be by morning?

>>19031262
dec 2015 nigga

>>19032549
That pic was the least convincing. They're obviously trying to shill you something that they desperately need money for. Not sure how you don't see it, just repost that truck pic and re-read what it says. Take a drink everytime you see the word "Nikola". You'll be shitfaced in no time.

>if we had a buy in on a penny stock for every faggot thotposter in this thread Uncle Sam would be cooming to us for money, not Winnie
/smg / sucks, you heard it here first

>>19032575
I will also add that i am currently long /ES

>>19032561
There's no way more than one anon is in on this crap. Either your samefagging or you'll be in deepshit by the time we can step foot in a restaurant again.

>>19032575
pointless question designed to induce pointless drivel

>>19032580
Yeah thats why the reverse merger was happening, its been private ever since. Worst case scenario right, my whatever amount I invested I can always sell if it becomes inconvenient. But for now this thing is fucking mooning and im on board.

>>19032598
you need to chill bro.get money, bang thots. is there anything else in life?

>>19032600
Who the hell knows, dont long something you have no technical or fundamental analysis to back. You're just gambling...

>>19032284
i fuck ur mum through AR telecast using my VUZIX eyewear

>>19032604
I am in these streets dude

>>19031682
Greta thunberg needs to get fucked

Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon

One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands

Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

Reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another american night

global warm deez nuts, bitch

>>19032490
You have all the information in front of you and you still don't realize its a scam? They are a decade behind Tesla. They do not have the brilliant engineers that Tesla has. $3 billion is nothing. 14000 order of what? To whom? When? They have 3 prototype big trucks that barely work and no where to refill. They don't have a normal sized truck, just a 3D model. They have bullshit graphics of super factories that Tesla has already built 4 times over. Plus they have no special tech behind them, no solar, no battery, no power grid system like Tesla. Bruh.


>>19032561
>Tesla is the scam!
Ok buddy. Thats why they have the most advanced batteries and electric motors? That you can actually see their cars driving around? They have multiple factories making cars? Deals with battery makers for more batteries? Solar and mega batter power grids?

>>19032629
And as you cyberfuck my mom, the chinks in the background laugh as they count your money in a stack and thank you for playing.

>>19032600
>>19032575
>>19031414
>>19031179
>>19030817
>>19030784
>>19030655

>>19032598
N I G G E R S W I L L W E E P

>>19032601
I think they are both scams. Tesla has been fed nothing but money from private investors (very few big money funds) since 2003 and still not become profitable outside some really cute 10-K amendment accounting tricks with tax credits this quarter. They keep actively lying about not needing to issue more shares and can't secure bonds because they still don't make money. All the noise Musk is making right now are to use as an excuse when they still aren't making money next quarter.
Nikola will face the same problems and be met with a similar fate. The technology isn't the problem, its the actually becoming a car company thing.

>>19032627
My long is working get fucked

>>19032612
lol you're fucked my dude, I have no idea what you were thinking when you bought, but I can imagine how excited you were to buy "the next tesla"

>>19032612
>>19032580
Oh also I talked to a hedge fund guy and fox news contributor Tobin Smith today about it and he confirmed my price thesis. Were both going in on it

>>19032636
Telsa is currently valued 40x any company that provides them batteries, 60x any company that makes engines, and 30x any company that makes cars. It is absolutely the cult of musk you pay into to virtue signal how much of a forward thinking milennial you are.
Nikola will crash and burn without the Meme Musk effect.

>>19032601
not samefaggin mate

>>19032622
Getting money and not banging thots because attention whoring is a symptom of crumbling society. All the other aliens out there don't bother sending metric fuckloads of radio signals out into open space, THEN THERE'S THAT ONE PLANET called Earth that's going to be that one fucker in the group.

attn whoring. Is a no-no.

>>19032668 see >>19032651

>>19032681
I don't buy anything chinese or if the ceo can't speak English. I do short gook companies though

>>19032668
Of course its working, anyone with half a brain can see that the volatility has been occuring in futures, and any aggressive trader would be changing their sleep schedule to trade futures. But shit, you're just throwing money into the wind hoping it sticks, definitely not how you make it in this game.

>>19032110
>>19031488
kek

>>19032701
Luckin still frozen omg lol imagine holding chinese bags

>>19032698
if you are confident / good looking the less attention you give a chick the more they are into you.

>>19032708
I have been more than the 90 day mark (in regards to the meme 90-90-90 rule). but I don't just pick entries at random. I have a process and it is working for me.

>>19032681
This just confirms you're shitting bricks and finding validation from hedge fund managers. Contact enough of them and you'll find one that likes it. I can't even describe the amount of shit you're getting yourself into. I really hope you only gambled what you could afford to lose...

>>19032701
Well short NKLA when it gets listed on the NYSE in june I dont give a fuck

>>19032745
ill short it this fall thanks for the tip.

>>19032745
Yeah thats a no brainer, I don't need retail to tell me that lol, the company is speaking for itself, do you have any more pics like the one you posted about the evoIQ thing?

>>19032721
unironically this tho.over the years i turned down a lot of pussy to simply play vidya and shitpost with you guys. making excuses that i was busy, etc, only seemed to make the slampigs more voracious

>>19032635
Top kek

Nvidia is going to pump on open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCPufeQmFJk

>>19032635
bro. I have been looking for this pasta from pol for weeks now. thank you

>>19032768
I just snipped some screenshots man

>>19032748
np my dudes short it to hell. If things go south ill sell. And we both profit. This sounds like a win-win no need to argue

>>19032808
Screenshot of what? Was that an actual pic from the official company given to investors??

I HAVE A QUESTION FOR THE CLASS
During a Presidential election day/overnight/day as someone is getting more and more confirmed is there a pretty consistent dip-recovery pattern that works regardless of party or their actual policies, reliably enough for me to buy on open and sell at close or vice versa for a good profit?
I remember Trump had a sharp drop and then a much bigger bull boom right around when he was getting announced or something in 2016.

frenly reminder you don't get rich buying shit at all-time highs, you get rich from buying biotech and pharma when they were around $0.50 to $5 range. pic rel was under $1 back in 2009.
>b-but bitcoin was also once under a dollar
same applies with btc and shitcoins. you won't get rich buying btc at $8k-10k.

>>19032901
>>19032901
>>19032901
new

>>19032836

oh i got them from articles reporting on it, one is a reuters article from march third and another from last year. Just put them into paint.

go to the link here for their IR

https://nikolamotor.com/investors

Ever since I saw Beijing’s airport, I learned first hand how embarrassing and shameful China is. The CCP has such low intelligence that they can’t even handle air travel properly. China is a weak country controlled by an incompetent government. And what does that say about Chinese people? They must be even weaker and less intelligent than their CCP masters. China and the Chinese people are the equivalent of a poor, homeless, jobless, drug addicted bum. China and the Chinese people are so utterly worthless and poor that they can’t even feed themselves, and often starve to death. Chinese dogs have more value than Chinese people and the CCP combined. I am so happy that many Chinese people have died of this virus. I only hope that the CCP continues to slaughter more of their own citizens, because more Chinese death is a positive outcome for everyone.

>>19032888
No you can get rich off buying high and selling higher.

>>19031180
RTX is a HODL in my book. I don't get the hate here
All the airlines are risky, but it's not like people will never fly again. I'm a LUV guy with a small position myself. Just hoping to make a couple hundred bucks later this year.

>>19031710
Lmao xD

>>19031750
Got memed into buying et $9 calls by that et anon that was being cryptic. Glad i bailed on them last minute. Small loss bht avoided a bigger loss. Cant believe i trusted him considering he didnt have much good information provided for it besides a gigantic amount of call activity which isn't enough on its own.

I have to hold these bags for a while before I can turn a profit. I wanted quick money but I guess I can buy more cheap and wait.

https://twitter.com/enablemidstream/status/1251193706910187522?s=21