/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19021979
shame it's at 3am where I live, hope its good

>>19021979
It's literally dumping right now

>>19021979
N O B O D Y C A R E S

>>19021979
Did he buy a new shirt? What the fuck is up with how this guy dresses?

WHAT TIMELINE

>>19021979
>it's another BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT episode
yawn

have they reached consensus on 1000 eoy?

so excited

>>19022032
Look at how he wears his collar
I would individually suck each one of those chest hairs off, cleaning him up for the next picture

>>19021979
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

>>19021979
He's dumping the rest to fund LOKI development. You heard it here first.

here is a hint

>>19021979
>im dumping the other half of my bags

>>19022711
Threshhold sigs via arbitrums latest research
Check their twitter

>>19021979
Very nice slides, impressive.

>>19021979
sergey betrayed us all we were supposed to be in this together

>>19022746

>>19022711
Brainlet here. Explain please
>>19022746
I don’t think so

>>19021979
>tonight
T O N I G H T

>>19022773
Nice dubs. checked.

>>19021979
same slides as everytime

>>19021979
>MON MAY 11
>MOON MAY 11

>>19021979
Based Sergey.
We are fucking mooning tonight.

Bet they’re announcing decentralization big bye daddy bitcorn

3 new verified aggregators
2 new contract categories
2 new verified nodes

>>19021979
What time zone?

>>19025355
Glorious Mumbai Time.

Does anyone know what time?

>>19025410
it already happened
its over

>>19021979
>SAME SHIRT
>SAME SLIDES
>SAME PRICE

>>19021979
Did we have Sergey at Consesus 2018? He announced Mainnet in 2019.

>>19022711
a proxy for reading round information? i honestly don't get the implications of this ...

>>19025379
Thank you shitting brother

>>19021979
WHAT TIME YOU NIGGER EST?

>>19025613
can someone answer? this allows for certain whitelisted contracts to read various information pertaining to a round for some aggregator contract. what's the significance?

>>19025663
9pm

coindesk

>>19023725
>being this new

>>19025305
wow its fucking nothing

>>19025379
has anyone noticed that if you google sergey nazarov none of our meme images come out

>>19021979
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>>19025905
Ari wasn't joking about assassination smart contracts.

>>19025305
nothing burguer

>>19025905
Really? I remember about a year ago if you image searched 'sergey nazarov' you'd get a ton of fat sergey memes

>>19026053
>>19025905
These days, he has way more photos on proper crypto news and event sites with better SEO than biz posts. Some memes do still show up.

>>19025784
bles

Spoiler:
it's nothing

>>19025905
Adelyn cleared all that out when she started.

>>19023725
>>19025807
>CHECKED!

>>19021979
larps aside can someone find the twitter posts that were saying this?

>>19026317
based tiger mommy

Stream link? It’s happening pretty soon right?

>>19026486
RÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEE

>>19021979

He’s coming out as gay?

>>19027047
80 minutes. would be nice if someone sent a stream. im not registered just to hear the fuhrer speak

>>19021979
> Big announcement
For you

>>19026053
Tell me about fatty patty sperger, why does he wear the shirt?

any restreams of it?

>>19027332
It hasn’t started yet idiot

is someone streaming this event so i dont have to sign up for shit

>>19027378
It might be streamed here:
https://www.youtube.com/coindesk
not sure though

>>19021979
How stinky is this announcement gonna be?

>>19027376
Can you restream it?

bump. pls inform me of streaming sirs

INSIDER HERE SERGEY IS WEARING RED PLAID. REPEAT, RED PLAID. IT IS OVER. SELL SELL SELL.

>>19028029
Anon above said he was going to restream for redditors

>>19028043

WHERE IS THE FUCKING STREAM

>>19028371
https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/stream

is jessie going to speak?
wanna see some live action

>>19028394
Is this the restream or do I have to watch it live? I don't like surprises

coindesk youtube has the stream. idk wtf bella is but i didnt click it

>>19028464
live rn

>>19021979
MOOOODSSS STICKY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPBLxY7UD4

https://youtu.be/6UPBLxY7UD4

>>19028488
If you click it the Toilet Witch will get you.

where's the big Serg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPBLxY7UD4 Here We Go!

said cz is next....

Why does it say CZ is next, where is Sergey

>>19028498
>>19028499
>>19028525
Thanks guys!

Live now

>>19028538
it said chainlink is next before the last talk

>>19028499
>>19028511
checked we're all in this together

sergey is nowhere to be found

they said Pomp, BZ and others were next...WTF!!!

WHY DO THEY GO ON AT THE SAME TIME. THEY BETTER SHOW SERGEY!!!

Sergey isn't on the youtube stream where the fuck is the Sergey stream

>>19028555
based trips but he's still coming

>>19028538
CZ has scammed us again!!!!

>>19028555
Checked
He choked on a burger
S

to WATCH the stream YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT BRAINLETS

https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/schedule/118429

>>19027631
>>19028029
>>19028371
>>19028464

LIVE STREAM
LIVE STREAM
LIVE STREAM!
https://youtu.be/6UPBLxY7UD4

NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES NEW SLIDES

he's not talking for at least 30 minutes

>>19028498
>>19028499
dude said CZ was up next, hope they got it mixed up

Fuck coindesk ads give us sergay.

"Sergey is speaking on the Consensus conference platform not Youtube" said Chainlink.

>>19028577
>CZs your stream

****YOUTUBE STREAM******
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UPBLxY7UD4&feature=emb_title
***YOUTUBE STREAM*****

>>19028577
THANK U FREN

>>19028568
He's ironing his flannel

OMG A STEAK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Sergey is on the brella site. Don't know if there's a youtube.

>>19028596
You gotta register to watch.

P.S. HE JUST SAID STEAKING STEAKING STEAKING IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT

100k EOY

>>19028591
where tf is that

ahhhh scary alien head asian "male"

NOT THE CZ

wew

>>19028633
That's a man

>>19028622
https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/schedule/118429

^GOTTA GO HERE, NOT ON COINDESK YOUTUBE

WHERE IS THE FLANNEL MAN

https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/schedule/118429

Anyone have a stream setup, dont want to make an account.

same sergers talk? Worth making an account? WTF Adelyn shitty communication!

>>19028651
ehhh yeah fuck that. if its behind all this bullshit obviously nothing is gonna happen

HE'S TALKING ABOUT STEAKING BROS

https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/schedule/118429

SERGEY IS LIVE

i can smell sergeys mixicles from my house

>>19028669
same fucking presentation as Ethereal Summit

>>19028669
Stream it asshole

>>19028639
this works! thanks anon!

LIVE STREAM HERE:

https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/schedule/118429

BRELLA IS A SCAM, i just made an account and its fucking CZ there too. these asshole anons are sharing last presentations slides

>>19028672
event doesn't exist wtf

>>19028704
literal retard. we shared the specific event, click the link. or not. ngmi

>VRF Randomness

dumped

VRF annonced

Chainlink VRF - wtf is that?

FUCKING LMAO WHAT A LETDOWN
https://blog.chain.link/verifiable-random-functions-vrf-random-number-generation-rng-feature/

Chainlink VRF Lads!

VRF VRF VRF

VRF

VRFFFFF

>>19028704
>click schedule
>click chainlink
Wow that was so hard.

worst place and time to make an announcement. I hope it's mirrored on twitter

>VRF

what the fuck?

Chainlink VRF, we got a chainlink random number generator lmao

What the fuck is Chainlink VRF? Where is the staking Sergey?

MIXICLES
TSIGS
STAKING
VRF
HOW ABOUT YOU FINISH ONE FUCKING THING!!!!

>>19028750
it's actually pretty big for security but was hoping for more.

>>19028740
I-is it over, bros? I might just nec myself

Blockchain gaming? I mean what the hell. I thought we were taking over the derivatives market. Not satoshidice. I'm going to kill myself. Goodbye frens

>>19028750
You have absolutely zero idea what you are talking about or why this is so big. There's a great thread on this in the archives, which I will not be linking to you.

Could Ethereum use this for Ethereum staking?

dude just roll a dice irl lmao!

you all are fucking brainlets.

do you know how big the online gambling market is?
do you realize this technology can be built fully, right this second. Many of the theorized technology for Chainlink is just that- theories.
You can start building a fully decentralized gambling dapp right now. Too bad youre all NEETS with no skills in the real world.

>>19028672
how tf do you access that

Why does it always seems like something big is on the horizon but nothing major ever happens?

>>19028798
I read that thread. But Sergey isn't really explaining well why this is big desu. I mean - blockchain gaming, really? There's much bigger implications.

>>19028765
>bruh just hold chainlink for 30 years until all the features are done

>blockchain gaming

What a fucking joke

I could literall write a python script that gives me random numbers. what the fuck is this bullshit.

What's next? A fucking random fantasy name generator?

omfg this was my last chance for a decent life, guess i will end it soon, goodbye friends

>>19028814
No, we're not brainlets. Centralized gaming is still king. Making inroads with the tiny decentralized gaming market is literally peanuts. We were supposed to tackle the derivatives market

Why is everybody pissed? All this means is more time to accumulate

UBISOFT CONFIRMED

>>19028821
This is how companies keep stringing along holders without them dumping....

He's Margin CZ now, it's over.

https://blog.chain.link/verifiable-random-functions-vrf-random-number-generation-rng-feature/
https://medium.com/pooltogether/improving-pooltogether-with-chainlink-vrf-dcf1a3d6ea

WHEN WILL WE GET THE MAJOR COPORATIONS OR INTEGRATIONS?? IT ALWAYS SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING BIG IS CLOSE BUT IT NEVER HAPPENS?!?!?!!

>>19028830
yea because its provably random on an automated, tamper proof contract.
fag

>>19028843
hogs get fat and pigs get slaughtered

>>19028843
Kek nobody is tryna play ff7 remake on eth. I’d just buy the ducking game and be done with it.

>>19028860
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, HE WAS CONCEALING HIS TRUE POWER LEVEL ALL THIS TIME

>>19028880
this. i miss duck hunt too.

>>19028868
Sir gay betrayed us all
We were supposed to be however the fuck that stupid shit goes

we're gonna get another 500k dumped on our heads aren't we?

>>19028878
I hope you know how stupid you are

Threshold signature VRFs, you got my attention big serg

>>19028901
Ill keep casting pearls amongst swine

Tsigs!!! Steak!!!!!

read the blog post. staking soon.

>>19028913
more buzzwords
what the fuck has the team been doing for the last 3 months in quarantine?

STEAKING MENTIONED

DID SOMEONE SAY,,,, STAKE???

>>19028914
Go back

Sergay randomed us all
We were supposed to generate numbers together

>>19028931
making VRF, did you not watch the stream

anybody else notice he's mentioning staking much more frequently and with more confidence each talk?

>>19028798
Link to thread?

>>19028956
How about they finish staking, mixicles, or tsigs before introducing more features

>>19028960
yes, next year he will announce steakin.

LMFAO now they're talking about hiring more (read: dumping more). Kill me

>>19028974
What is customer demand?

>>19028864
> we're excited we'll be copy pasta this new function in our scam pooltogether
do scammer really?

>>19028960
>>19028992
We're gonna be so fucking rich

>>19028974
They are basically done. They’re rolling them out slowly pending security reviews and audits.

HOLY SHIT. I'm fucking done.
>How about they finish staking, mixicles, or tsigs before introducing more features
I'm selling now

https://www.coindesk.com/trust-no-dapp-chainlink-launches-oracle-for-provable-randomness

>>19028993
If he dumps again I’m taking profit

>>19028992
> just wait bro (TM)
T I R E S O M E

>>19029011
>They are basically done
Then why not fucking announce a release date? If they could, they fucking would. I've worked at software companies my whole life.

He has no need to dump, hes already loaded

Am I late for the party?
Has Sergey spoken yet?

>>19029011
Trust me guys my dad is Sergey

>>19029017
This is huge.

>a random number generator
literally a project for 14 year olds who learn coding in school

>>19029033
yea in some obscure toilet witch chat room to 15 incels

>>19029017
> Chainlink may be solving part of the problem that first drove Ethereum co-founder Vitalik Buterin’s interest in decentralized applications.
Money belly dunking on money skelly

>>19029033
Yes, random numbers and now hes answering questions by the chink from CoinGecko

>>19028901
>40IQ id
Kek

>>19029029
Apparently not. Under promise and over deliver is a chainlink thing. Why make promises when a hole could be found that needs to get patched? And you know it’s coming. Chainlink doesn’t work to please you.

>>19028798
Will you link it to me anon? I am a semi brainlet but even I know how difficult it is to truly prove the authenticity of a RNG. I want to be better help me

>>19029045
Cryptographically verifiable randomness is entirely different.

>>19029067
:(

GENERATE MORE STEAK

WHAT A SHIT IS THIS BRELLA TERRIBLE SITE REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>19029074
> underpromise and never deliver
trusting fat russian scammers

no steak king?
fuck this.

This is huge my boys
never selling
Link development continues to blow my mind

First time he's been talking about staking so openly.
>working with 10+ blockchains for integration currently.

>>19029074
breh, they announced VRF just now and it's NOT done.... so your answer doesn't hold water

WTF A RANDOM STEAK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

DOUBLE DIGIT NUMBER OF BLOCKCHAINS
DOUBLE DIGIT PRICE EOM

>>19029029
Are you retarded anon? Do you know what a network effect is? Do you realize you have to have sufficient underlying value flowing through your network before you release a means to collateralize said data? It likely doesn’t matter for you anyways, judging by your intelligence you likely have a sub 10k suicide stack.

> chainlink node I'd like to request randomness
> please specify "variable"
> let's just make it completely random
> .... does not compute

>>19029126
Literally says in the article it’s finishing security audits. Or would you just have them release code and pray it works?

>Defi
meme
>Gayming
manchild activity
>Insurance
even Sergey said thats not coming anytime soon

joke

>holds up spork: the shitcoin

how long until my real life can begin

>>19029158
Audits don't necessarily verify a thing works. They verify users won't get funds stolen based on its use.

The amount of fudders in this thread is pathetic.
Get a life you faggots.

i stayed up at 3am to see Sergey announce a number generator, a feature Bitwarden has for years.
Let that sink in.

https://next.brella.io/events/consensusdistributed/schedule/118429

>double digit blockchain intergreations in the works

>>19028814
I can't deny this. Tfw developer but too shit-tier to build anything of my own.

>>19029191
Im not giving up my data to watch this shit. Stop spamming it

>>19029171
>fud
low effort
>arguments
none found
>source
your ass

cope

The VRF will help enable degenerate gamblers to gamble on the blockchain, which really is Sergey's specialty. He knows what you degens want and need.

imagine completely random crypto kitties thanks to chainlink!

>>19029188
>i stayed up at 3am
Except it's currently 7am in India

IN THE ZOOM CALL SERGEY'S NAME IS "sn" HE DIDNT PUT HIS FULL NAME IS HE HINTING AT THE FACT HE IS SATOSHI NAKAMOTO??????????

>>19029185
Exactly. Thanks for pointing I’m right anon.

>>19022005
I don’t know about you all... but because of Corona this is the first time since college that I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for something like this to happen for 5 years. The point where things get so bad that 1 silver Roosevelt dime will buy me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.

Just yesterday at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered into conversation about Corona with a roastie milf that had a ring on her finger in the water aisle... and I said this is all a cover for trump to bring us back on a gold standard. She started looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me

>>19029186
dude 2017 its over. all of the people fudding made money off LINK. this is what happens when crypto projects die; they continually just dripfeed bullshit like this to keep the money flowing. its not like they are going to just up and close one day. the blockchain is there, it will live on. all of your money is getting siphoned by the team and no one is ever going to use their product

Good presentation so far, new slides!

>>19029229
no hes just fat and lazy

Did alex just say theyve been 'banging' for 2 years? did he mean jessica?

>>19028956
>>19028974
>>19029014
God damn I hate newlinkers so much.

This random number generator is unironically huge news.

>>19029236
they gotta keep the liquidity up for the 500k dumps

>>19029251
yes.
wikipedia says he worked for IDF, yikes

>>19029227
Glorious Mumbai Time, all the time.

>>19029236
Don't tell them
>baby's first crypto project failure

>>19029236
>the blockchain is there

Chainlink isn’t a blockchain you brainlet. Holy shit the absolute state of this space. Poverty truly is cyclical

Thanks, just bought 60 Link, unironically.

>>19029198
Hrs an idiot though. Devs don’t want to make anything because they can’t figure out a way to actually profit from dapps. So everyone just copy’s everyone else. No one wants to take the risk and make the first move and maybe fail. Even if the tech is there we are still going to get defi margin lending

>Go to wikipedia and lookup decentralization

>>19029255
>This random number generator is unironically huge news.
It's unironically not

>>19029255
Yep, it's going to bring a lot of usage from a completely different category of users than defi. Next up is insurance.

>>19029236
This person retarded with covid19 kek

>>19029304
no it's a random number generator with a middleware scam token not needed inserted into it

>>19029255
My comment is about how big it is, do you have autism?

>>19029308
>Yep, it's going to bring a lot of usage from a completely different category of users than defi
WHO? Decentralized gaming has zero market share. Zero. People still game and gamble on centralized platforms.

Celsius is Russian boomermoney bank, Synthetix is the market, random number generator is the capability that allows the insurance product. Sergey spoonfeeds.

>>19029336
This. VRF is just yet another feature to keep the holders from dumping for another couple months

>>19029336
>automobiles have zero market share. People still use horses to move around.

>>19029084
This is an important step. Totally underrated by the vast majority of /biz/ (retards).

>>19029336
yep imagine advertising a verified version of a rigged game to degen gamblers. It's like putting a twitter tick on a scam account.
> poker, blackjack, slots all favor the house
fucking lmao linkie linkies

I was literally fucking a nigger thru this announcement. One of my link friends texted me and said there’s an announcement tonite by Sergey. I knew it was going to be a nothingburger circle jerk on biz so instead of participating in this stupid bullshit announcement I paid this nigger bitch the equivalent of 70 link to fuck her. And turns out that was a great investment because that 70 link is going to be worth half it’s amount after this faggot shit number generator announcement

>>19029308
It won’t though. Nobody wants to risk making a flop for free

I've avoided celsius before because of the lack of transparency especially towards the funds stored but Mashinsky gave a great justification for using chainlink at celsius and why that is directly beneficial and desirable to users
I think he was hinting at loan liquidations and such, price manipulation
>>19029345
if celsius moves to more transparency it could become a boomer defi bank

>>19029377
Checked. If I wanted to invest in decentralized gaming, I would have bought BSV since at least it has Calvin, the king of online gambling

>>19029420
Defi is shit though

>>19029377
think of actual use-cases
high stakes poker could use VRF to randomly shuffle decks
can you see how useful that would bd

>>19029439
umm no sweetie you mean FUNFAIR which is the king and queen of online decentralized autism

>>19029308
>>19029308
>>19029320
>>19029325
>>19029326
>>19029336
>>19029345
>>19029350
>>19029351
>>19029372
>>19029377
>>19029419

Fuck all you niggers nobody cares. NOBODY CARES. KYS’elves

>>19029460
KYS nobody cares. Fucking KYS

Fuck all of you. Buy gold and silver

>>19029460
>high stakes poker could use VRF to randomly shuffle decks
>can you see how useful that would bd
No, no I can't. As an online poker player myself, I already play on centralized platform with audited, open sourced code that have total randomness.

>>19029460
I'm not saying it's not; I'm saying it's not as revolutionary as the fourth IR and bullish sentiment about link would indicate

>>19029255
it's uniroincally old news and not even a live product

lmao did this guy just go /pol/ mode?

>>19029233
>>19029411
>>19029468
>>19029486
look at (you) caring, thanks for looking out for my financial wellbeing bro

>>19029486
Go shove those useless metals up your ass, faggot.
We're making money here.

>>19029468
Imagine committing KYC right now

Its a security protocol is its main use. VRF can be used like 2FA more or less, its legit.

>>19029488
you're too dumb to get it. You have a trusted intermediary there and its a point of failure. Why rely on that if you have feature parity on a permissionless decentralized system?

>>19029486
rent free

>>19029488
>open source code
>centralised server

>>19029505
sorry I don't care about bullish price

>>19029536
Listen, one day, yes, decentralized gambling will hopefully emerge. But right now, in the real world, poker players are playing on centralized exchanges and I go where the players are. And that's the point: Chainlink built this feature for users that don't really exist yet. If they're going after industries that need to move to blockchain, they should stay fucking focused on derivatives, insurance, etc.

>>19029560

>>19029524
No shit. I have thousands of link. But your all faggots. I’m sick of all your bullshit edgy tech talk. A worldwide depression is about to happen and you’ll never fucking make it because the world is about to be locked down forever. And even if shit goes back to normalcy you’ll be using your link to fuck a sex doll escort cuz no bitch is going to make you with any dude after this covid bullshit especially some faggot autistic NEET

>>19029560
I'm with her and here4tech?

>>19029586
Jesus christ someone needs to go outside

>>19029582
I’m playing on kingsclubpkr.com right now. 8/16 LHE. Just made 200 link in the last 3 hours

>>19029586
If you have more than 1k link and can prove it, I'll send you $100 in the currency of your choice

>>19029586
Value is only transferred faggot

>>19029610
lmao BART HANSON

>>19029029
>Then why not fucking announce a release date?
First day holding LINK?

>>19029614
Imagine owning token made by a fat russian scammer

>>19029586
but chainlink allows us to buy infinite amounts of gold or silver at spot and store them in our heads with guaranteed liquidity on chain. We don't however, because the tech that enables that is worth far more than shiny fucking rocks or blockchain based derivatives thereof faggot.

>>19029614
Here is my thread from early 2018. I ran out of gas with an AK-47 in the back seat of my car and shoved a sharpie up my ass in a public restroom . I’ve been a link marine at least as long as you.

>>/biz/thread/S8277787

If you don’t remember me then you are a newfag.

>>19029582
it's visionary and just a small part of their product right now, but you're right it's more like r&d right now people aren't likely to be using it widely overnight

I'd be thrilled to spend an evening discussing apis dorsata laboriosa barter rate oracles with Sergey in the future

>>19029644
Everyone’s wearing masks. Nobody is even talking. It doesn’t matter anymore. Sure... I’m not saying owning link is a bad thing. I’m not saying don’t buy. But you guys are fucking retarded getting all excited over nothing because everything is FUCKED. If this was 2012.... ok..... I’m on board with the excitement just like I was in 2018. But it doesn’t matter nearly as much annymore

>>19029706
Oh fucking kek ak anon how's it going?

>>19029754
Haha what’s up.

>>19029706
did you get paid?

>>19029706
I remember that kek. I don't think your any type of person to take advice from though

HOLY SHITT LMAO ITS LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LINKLETS!

>>19029706
Coincidentally I thought about you today kek

>>19029622
Yeah I understand that. But who gives a fuck when everyone is about to be fucked up the ass and be in poverty

>>19029742
only happooners get the coof

>>19029785
No of course not. But I didn’t care because the cop didn’t see my AK in backseat. That’s all that mattered

have you guys looked at market dot link yet
it's all there

>>19029798
Really? I can go to bed and sleep soundly tonite.

>>19029843
You also wanted to meet up with an anon and pay them to take a picture with your gun, right? Or was that somebody else?

>>19029706
Woah. Hardcore

>>19029813
Doesn’t matter. Everyone is scared. We are fucked. Unless you have merc dimes you won’t be getting blowjobs. You can’t transfer link to a formerly well to do housewife

>>19028814
>tfw paid 1btc ($13k) for 100k FUN
Man i miss 2018

>>19029810
and we're going to become rich, we will rule the world as we please

>>19029860
Nope that was me a picture with the barrel of my am up his ass with one in the chamber for 300 links. At that time was maybe 300$

>>19029460
This could work for platforms like twitter or a snopes-like platform for verifying real world data- fuck it could even reward journalists for telling the truth

Spoonfeeding time boys!

>>19029926
fuck

>>19029896
Maybe but that will be 20 years from now at least. Who cares? Sure we will get to survive because of link. That’s what I always thought it was going to be starting around last year.... and that we weren’t going to make it like bitcoiners made it when the world was still fun.

So it’s not like we are going to be filthy rich and be able to go to a water park in summer and pick up 17 years olds in states where the age of consent is 17

>>19029011

Sick, how do you know

>>19029914
>reward journalists for telling the truth
seems dangerous

>>19029926
nice

>>19029614
Where’s my 100$ faggot

>>19030078
>>>/biz/thread/S8277787

In no way did you prove you are him. Lol That was a hilarious thread though I was there when it went down

>>19029582
>ford is building cars for no one. No one is driving cars. Why would they make the model t?

>>19030148
I said in the OP (besides link) cuz I already had a bunch. Also... I whipped up the thread in less than a minute because I know the exact date within 2-3 weeks. Wouldn’t have been able to find it so fast in the advanced search otherwise

>>19030031
It says it in the article about Vrf and Sergey said threshold sigs will be here soon from his talk a couple days ago.

>>19029586
Nice stream of consciousness you've got there.
>thousands of link
Kek.

>>19029926
>18th of November 2018
>Two thousand and fucking EIGHTEEN
This is how early some of the breadcrumbs are.

>>19029460
I think the bigger implication is use in blockchain protocols. Leader election, for example, is something used in many consensus protocols. I also think this could be used in security for chainlink oracles when dealing with real-valued data, but I think most of you faggots don't understand enough math/stats so I'll save it for a blog post.

>>19030078
>Where’s my 100$ faggot
Yeah, sorry, I said prove you have 1k+ link as you claimed. Can you?

>>19030711
Yup but driving now so I really don’t have the time. So fuck off and shove your 100$ up your ass

>>19028499
so cringe omg

> you can use our token to buy pizza

jesus oh mighty, why are this people still in business

>life staile token
>700 fousan usas
>you can buy chicken