/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19005747
Why does he have work boots on?

>>19005747

Trannies, jannies, tripfags, braphogs, wojaks and frogposters and thats just scratching the surface of /biz/ culture. These guys are financial geniuses too. Basically all you need to navigate through hundreds of photos of transsexuals every day looking for the next moon mission shitcoin. (I know youre a man btw) I found mine buried next to photos of a frog photoshopped like tekashi 6ix9ine. There's basically no rules on /biz/ so I sometimes post a pic of my cock inside the yellow dog's mouth from the show Arthur.

>What does this have to do with finance?
>Anon are you referring to Arthur the children's show?
>I'm having some serious concerns about your well being

>>19005765
He was out jogging

>>19006048
but he's not carrying a hammer....

>>19006048
>>19006098
HHAHAHA LE EBIN JOKE ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS THEY POSTED IT AGAIN LMAO!!!!

>>19006014
KEK

anon, im worried about you. im prescribing you some pills, they will help you... relax.
I suggest you sell all your "bags", im really worried you are being scammed by these "friends" of yours.

>>19006098
whoa topical!! reddits gonna have a field day with this one

>>19006014
based

>>19006114
>>19006142
thanks guys X)

Yes yes the children's show. Cockie in jannie dogie mouth. I HATE janitors more than precious metals and stocks.

>Anon you're not making any sense, I'm going to need t-

You don't need to do anything 42 already predicted it. The whole market is bogged anyways I only follow signals from an autistic russian boy's instagram livestream. FUCK YOU and FUCK PETER SCHIFF you can sell your egirl braps to r*dditors if youre going to be a salty no coiner

>>19006114
no need to be mad about a dead jogger, redditor

>>19006014
fuck this makes me feel like a degenerate for browsing this board
its all true though

>>19006343
>>19006014
>*MMPHHHH MMMMMPHHHH UGHHH MMMMMPHHH GARGLE MMMMMPHHHH SLUUUUUUUURP*

>>19006137
YOU'RE NOT TAKING AWAY MY LINKIES
FUCKING ROASTIE THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T MAKE IT
REEEEEEEEEE

>>19006366
checked but those were shitty jokes, it's like somebody saying "don't forget your mask... you know because of corona" when you go take a shit

>>19006014
kek AF

>>19006343
And I hate precious metals and stonks even less than I hate roasties and BOOMERS

Keep going OP

>>19006343
>I HATE janitors more than precious metals and stocks.
>You don't need to do anything 42 already predicted it.

Best thread on /biz/ right now.

>>19006048
I don't get it.

>>19006923
apparently some darkie in georgia got shot by white guys so the whole country is upset

>>19006014
Accurate

>>19006923
black guy was running around breaking into houses, gets shot, media calls him a jogger, video shows him wearing what appear to be work boots or timberlands

>>19006343
The eyes, what is wrong with the lads eyes!? Lmao.

>Anon please calm down! Count to 10 and lets start over.
>I need you to tell me what you're doing with your money.

*hyperventilating for exactly 10.051 seconds*

Right now I'm 100x leverage trading what the industry calles stinkies on a chinese website called Binance, you've probably heard of it. Most of my networth is on there now. And let me just say I've got one word for you -- decentralized oracles. I go to bed at night dreaming of huge green dildos because I know they're going to change my life forever. The last 2 months I've been saving pictures of body builder anthromorphised bulls choking bobo bears and I can't wait to post them.

>>19007114
>huge green dildos, huh? Can you elaborate on that? Why the color green? Have you considered black?

>'allo
>'es in therapy right now
>poomp it while 'e iz not looking
>doomp when 'e gets 'ome

>>19007114
>100x
>max LINKUSDT leverage is 75x

>...you've said that you were "bogged" multiple times. Did you mean bogged down? Can you explain to me what that term means?

>>19007295
>Not having a 75x trade and a 25x one open

im wasted and on /biz/ at 2am agasin i cant even compleat the captcha plz slow it all down esplain the blogchains again

>>19006973
>>19006958
Ah, normal day then

>>19006840
or rather the cringiest one
> XDDDD we're so random here
> our culture is so fun and cool, normies won't understand XDD

>>19007398
Yikes, you posted cringe bro

>>19007398
/biz/ has the same energy old /b/ had

>>19007398
My nigga, sometimes stepping back helps you enjoy how surreal this really is.
Yesterday night I said to myself "Jannie isn't cleaning up the scat threads again". Then I realized that I'm staring at a plastic box, watching people give financial advice with badly drawn cartoon frogs, questioning the gender of supposed women, and stating to myself that there's too much poop porn. Only a hundred years ago most of the world looked like pic related. If you can't enjoy how fucking surreal that is, then I feel bad for you.

>>19007114
>alls him a jogger, video shows him wearing what appear to be work boots or timberland
>>19007353
kek

>>19007114
>binance
ngmi

>>19007529
>My nigga
Literally ruined a salient point with niggerspeak.

>>19007622
Anon I've been drinking and I'm mad because the government wants to take my guns away, I apologize for my ebonic outburst.

>>19007353
>blockchain
it's a cryptographonomically secured linked list, and it lets you send money internationally at 1% of the settlement time and fees compared to SWIFT wires

>>19007683
its 2:20 and this is mobnojumbo to me and ie ben listening to carti on a loop but w.e i hope we all make it

>>19007727
Basically anon, number go up.

>>19005747
Regarding the topic of bobo porn, I’d love to see Tara Tainton do something about Bobo.
>inb4 mommy cucks you with Bobo

this,
THIS is a quality thread

>>19005779
>apu
you have to go back

>>19005747
Thats not apu thats latta. Stay updated with the memes

Someone meme Apu’s face onto Betty Draper’s whilst she’s laying on the Chaise Lounge...

>>19006014
based

Keep going OP