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What are the best career options for Zoomer NEETs with no job experience that are trying to get a job during the second great depression?

>> No.19000217

> inb4
Suck dicks for $1 each.

>> No.19000232

>>19000209
>Go to school
>Get into a career that will likely survive a huge economic downturn, such as healthcare

>> No.19000242

K N E E P A D S

>> No.19000253

>>19000232
Didn't the US gov just bankrupt all hospitals nationwide?

>> No.19000255

>>19000209
Is that Mayli?

>> No.19000259

>>19000209

Go to a job recruiting agency. They will find you a job since it’s literally their job

>> No.19000268
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>>19000209
That's really satisfying to watch. The fluid movements are very relaxing

>> No.19000269

>>19000209
I’m on my phone, can anyone describe what happens in this webm?

>> No.19000292

>>19000269
She shows her boner

>> No.19000302

>>19000269
hot mixed race girl gets BBCd

>> No.19000305

>>19000268
Not a woman, but if I imagine myself being a woman and you terrify me

>> No.19000306

>>19000209
Son, I just have one word for you: plastics

>> No.19000312

>>19000232
Yeah just apply for federal loans and go to school. If you do cheap night courses or something you’ll have plenty of loan money left over to cover living expenses and maybe the economy will recover after 4 years

>> No.19000347
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>>19000269
Frost Webm

>> No.19000400

>>19000305
Based schizo

>> No.19000425

>>19000269
do subhumans still use apple products?

>> No.19000515

>>19000305
I don't see what I did wrong. I complemented her form. Women like this.

>> No.19000550
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19000550

>>19000515
reminds me of this post
>>19000312
honestly this is good advice. OP also ought to do community college for first 2 years. you can save a fuckton of money. and CC is easy, so you'll be guaranteed A's that will let you transfer into almost any school. CC is an under utilized path

>> No.19000558

you're fucked with a menial job unless you know somebody who knows somebody or get a degree

>> No.19000590

>>19000550
Kek

>> No.19000624

>>19000209
puters are the futures

>> No.19000641

>>19000209
sucking aids ridden niggercocks is always an option. It is socially acceptable now and it makes you look #woke. ty dems. Also change your sexuality into genderfluid

>> No.19000707

>>19000269
>2020 and using apple
this can't be real and you must be a bot there is no other explanation

>> No.19000720

>>19000209
Just learn how to code, bro

>> No.19000723

>>19000550
"ah, to be your shoe"


the fuck

>> No.19000758

>>19000723
Spoken in a thick french accent.

>> No.19000783

>>19000209
I have your same problem, but I have a business school degree.

>> No.19000877

>>19000550
Frenchman being French. And no one is surprised.

>> No.19000885
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>>19000209
How old are you? If you are 18+ work blue collar.

Pays great, builds character, and you have other benefits such as healthcare if u need it

>> No.19000893

>>19000209
if you're a girl suck dick and take pictures online

>> No.19001661

>>19000550
lamoooo french footfag btfo. he is right tho

>> No.19001720

>>19000255
more like Manli

>> No.19001722
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19001722

Would suckle every inch.
Once l are a whole ski.

>> No.19001741

>>19000209
Military
Ride out the recession and if you play your cards right you can end up with a decent job afterwards. Also paid education and healthcare, as well as potential housing benefits.

Don't go infantry, though. That's just asking for a life of shit.

>> No.19001770

>>19000209
that's a trained dancer - impressed.

>> No.19001788

>>19001741
Joining the military right now is not a great idea.

>> No.19001827

>>19000209
Armed forces

>> No.19001845

Regarding the gif,

Someone watches Survivor. This is Adam Klein's (Survivor winner) girlfriend.

>> No.19001850

>>19000558
Even if you get a degree you're probably still fucked and will still get some menial job

>> No.19001863

>>19000253
Yeah they’re cutting hours for nurses and other staff too, the clinic I work at has already been doing this over the past few weeks. The best skill you can learn in case of an economic downturn is farming, hunting, scavenging and how to live frugally.

>> No.19001866

>>19000641
I get what you are trying to psyop but anon this type of posting can’t be good for your mental health lol

>> No.19001896

what the hell, she did that raver techtonic dance thing with her legs, thats just impressive

>> No.19001923

>>19001788
Why?

>> No.19001936

>>19000209
Genuinely amazing webm

>> No.19001956

>>19000209
ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES.

>> No.19001967

>>19000209
crypto speculator

>> No.19001998
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>>19000550
based french pervert is right though kek

>> No.19002032

All this desperate effort just to try hiding the sad fact of being a mutt.

>> No.19002132

>>19000723
It might sound better and not be creepy in another language

>> No.19002218

>>19000269
>I’m on my phone
My phone displays webms, no problem.

>> No.19003486

>>19000269
are you using a flip phone

>> No.19003507

>>19000550
based