/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18991887
Girl only want 1% Chad, billionaire wont give U a wife

>>18991887
waifu life is a hoax

Is he actually 32 holy shit that’s my age

>>18991887
excuse me friend, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Sergay Nozurud and the new technology chainsimp that will save us all

>>18991887
>He doesn't know about the couch surfing reviews
Oh newfag.

>>18991887
>Is he an incel or something
He fucks linkers on the regular so no

>>18991908
I thought it was a bamboozle for sure but yes, he is actually 32.

I'm 30 and feel pretty fucking bad about this. I have accomplished nothing compared to him.

>>18991887
>Is he an incel or something?
Nah, son. Him get all de punanny and pum-pum him waan, you hear?

I bet hes into Asian Girls no doubt.

>>18992170
Im 32 in a month. My life is in Sergeys hands.

>>18991887
He has sick fetishes, he's well known in escort circles where many now specify "No blacks, no Nazarov". It's simply not safe for any normal girl to be around him so he'll never marry, just leave a trail of dead, spiritually if not sometimes physically, escorts and whores in his wake.

He doesn’t know how to present shit

>>18991887
he is a gay and built for bbc

>>18992548
lovin’ the new pasta

>>18992170
You know you mean, like fraud?

>>18992548
Wtf, last summer in my city, Berlin, we had huge public safety warnings to avoid a 'Mr.N' who was stalking bars and whorehouses wherein he would entice women with talks of fundamentally making their night but then restrain them and perform brutal amateur brain surgery and genital mutilation. I literally just noticed web3 was here then. You don't think?

>>18991887
Next year he will be 33 and we all gonna make it.

>>18991887
he has kids

t. one of his old Moscow friends

>>18992577
checked, move paper pls

>>18991887
priced in

>>18992732
thats a man

>>18992731
Has anyone alerted the authorities?

>>18991897
Kek

>>18991887
Same age as me
I have accepted I wont accomplish anything substantial in my life, Sergey will do it for us

>>18992170
>I'm 30 and feel pretty fucking bad about this. I have accomplished nothing compared to him.
Same here bro...

>>18992439
This. And considering he’s a multimillionaire he probably fucks a new one every night since they’re cheap as fuck and literally everywhere.

>>18992462
kek same, my life is in his hands, and his life is in mine, because if he changes the tokenomics or somehow soft exit scams, i will unironically assassinate him and then sudoku, instead of just sudoku.

>>18992731
Any credence to the SN = SN theory?

>>18992034
plz link

>>18992548
>>18992688

top tier

>>18992170
Well, sergey was meant to accomplish what he has/will with smartcontracts. Don't feel bad because you're fated differently.

>>18992731
How many? What age? What are their names?

>>18991887
I wonder if he ever feels bad about choosing a life of smart contracts over the family life

>>18992731
Is he single?

Also pretty sure Sergey never lived in Russia

>>18993365
he's from moscow dummy, lurk moar

>>18992688
Wtf, I also live near Berlin and I swear on my mother’s life that I have seen a man that matches Nazarov’s appearance almost exactly. I saw him most recently at a nightclub near the metro, he was snorting line after line of coke whilst screaming something at the top of his lungs and grabbing women from behind. I will literally eat my own dick right now if it was actually Sergey himself.

Imagine his standards

>>18991887
I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college where I met Sergey Nazarov. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, Ari and Sergey. Ari was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but Sergey was handsome, bloatmaxxed with a massive belly and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when Sergey would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand Sergey.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. Ari and Sergey had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1am (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), Sergey walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

He could see that Amy and I were both pretty hammered. He grabbed a beer and sat down and we smoked some more weed with him. Amy was pretty drunk and started giving Sergey shit. Sergey seemed to get a kick out of it and I could see him kinda flirting with Amy. Then I noticed (and hoped that Amy wouldn't) that Sergey wasn't wearing any underwear.

>>18993565
Sergey's dick was so fucking big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to fuck right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. Sergey pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, Sergey dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But fuck - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They fucked for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they fucked. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never fucked again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER fucked me like she did Sergey and the things she said about Sergey - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

>>18993565
>>18993573
She opened his jeans and his big thick dick just fell out...and he had NOT been kidding. That cock was strong, heavy and muscular. The head was a purple mushroom that sat on top of the thickest shaft i'd ever seen. He was semi-hard and was HUGE compared to me. Amy just gasped and kept whispering "ohmygodohmygodohmygod". When she wrapped her hand around it, her brow just knotted in disbelief and she almost laughed at how thick he was - her fingers couldn't even touch.

Sergey just stood there watching my girlfriend worship his magnificent cock. Slowly shaking her head in disbelief, she two-fisted him - one hand next to the other...and there was STILL a few inches left - and he was getting rock hard, too.

Amy smiled and patted the couch next to her and Sergey sat down, his cock standing straight up. Honestly he had to be almost 10" (judging from the size of Amy's hand). I opened my pants and took my own cock out. Amy took my cock in her left hand and Sergey's in her right - but there was little doubt whose cock was getting more attention. She couldn't take her eyes off his cock and her hand only occasionally stroked my dick...but Sergey's she pumped with long, purposeful strokes until she finally couldn't help herself any longer and knelt in front of him, kissing his cock and rubbing it against her soft pale skin.

She sucked his dick until SHE came - just from sucking him! I stroked the whole time until he pulled her toward him, peeled off her pants (she didnt even make the slightest attempt to stop him) and sat her on his lap, her back to his chest - the two of them right next to me. She just rolled her head back to kiss him as he squeezed her tits through her shirt. Her hands went down and pushed that big cock against her pussy and she groaned so loud when it touched her that I thought people outside would hear.

>>18993530
I work at an escort service in Berlin and we too got contacted by the now infamous mr. N.

He insisted that every escort would need to be proven "Sybil resistant", I asked him if he objected to the name among the escorts but instead he started raving about how he could never be sure they weren't the same escort in a wig.
He also demanded to personally feel up every single escort as part of a "Know Your Escort" service.

>>18993565
>>18993573
>>18993587
Sergey's dick was so fucking big that he easily penetrated her from behind with her sitting on his lap. She arched up so she could take as much of it as she could and they started to fuck right there next to me. It shocked me how easily her petite little body accomodated that horse cock of his. Sergey pounded her in positions that i physically CANNOT do for over an hour - I have no idea how many times she came - she was even in tears a few times (though she never once told him to stop).

He asked her if she was on the pill and when she said she was on the patch, he told her that he was going to cum inside of her to mark her - which only made her cum again! when he finally came, he had Amy on her back, her legs shaking violently as they both came together - and true to his word, Sergey dumped his seed deep up inside my girlfriend's pussy right in front of me. But fuck - he didn't even lose his damn hard on! They fucked for about another 40 minutes and he came twice more. Amy was a wreck by the time we all went to bed.

I will never forget the look on her face - like she was afraid of him and in love with him all at once - the whole time they fucked. She later told me that there were no words to describe it - it was incredible but even that didn't seem enough. To my knowledge they never fucked again and Amy and I dated for about another year before we finally broke up. I always wondered if she ended up with him or some other big dick guy.

But one thing I know for sure - she NEVER fucked me like she did Sergey and the things she said about Sergey - the way she looked at him - and the way she was around him after that night (almost shy and meek) convinced me that a big dick makes a difference.

Amy told me that she "HAD to respect him" even if she didn't like him...and that she almost felt like he "had a right to her". So there ya go.

>>18993601
you fucked up kiddo, part 2 is part 4

>>18993248
One son, one daughter. Mac and Flurry respectively.

>>18992548
Sergey is known to be THE most hung guy in crypto, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth.
I never bought any of that "size matters" crap until my junior year in college where I met Sergey Nazarov. I lived in the dorms with two roommates, Ari and Sergey. Ari was a pretty ordinary looking guy, kinda quiet - but Sergey was handsome, bloatmaxxed with a massive belly and (according to him anyway) was hung like a bull. He used to joke about it a lot - even around my girlfriend, Amy. Amy was a sophomore and was petite, shy and somewhat quiet. I didn't like it when Sergey would make his "big dick" comments and jokes around Amy, but she told me she didn't pay any attention to him and truth be told, she really couldn't stand Sergey.

I have a 5.5" dick and with Amy being so petite, it always seemed to do the trick. I was only the third guy she'd ever been with and only her second boyfriend - maybe my guard was just down but who knows.

Anyway, one Friday night, Amy and I were hanging out in my dorm room drinking, smoking some weed and watching TV. Ari and Sergey had both gone home for the weekend - or so we thought. At about 1am (Amy and I were pretty toasted by then), Sergey walked in. He'd ended up hanging out with some of his friends off campus and had decided to just drive home in the morning since his parents only lived about an hour and a half away.

>>18993203

Based.

Guy is a complete incel no matter how much money he makes: he’s gonna wife up some 3/10 at 35

>>18991887
Hope he gives me a chance that guy is hot af

>>18992170
same dude

>>18992170
Dude you can commit fraud too, just go out and do it.

>>18994252
fag

i'm 32 and single

>white
>blue eyes
>youngish
>not bald

Nah he fucks gooks with ease

i'm 33, single, and i don't care

>>18994768
Same.

Why would he marry? When women flock and crowd around the entrance to the Citadel, literally draining the sewer under-pipes that leave the ethereal, multi dimensional palace with their tongues in the unlikely hope of getting just a flash, a mere droplet of the salty cheeseburger flavor found uniquely in the urine of Emperor Sergay. He has so much choice , too much in fact. Soo many concubines, trannies, ladyboys, QTs, genetic hybrids, Waysian models and normie ladies. Women who are groomed since child berth to compete for the chance of swallowing Sergs semen even but once in their lives. The poor man must live with the guilt every day (though there is no option) as even that lucky daughter is chosen for the coom they must be stopped and slaughtered as they all try to inject it into their poontas so they may have a child that is Sergays (of course this cannot be permitted, only the finnest genes can be bred) Even their mother and their fathers tongue lash their daughters after the event in a vain effort to snarf a taste of Sergays semen before their child is executed and thrown from the lower levels of the citadel into the minions masturbating in a sweaty steamy horde below.

C'mon guys cut it out. Sergey does read this site pretty often.

>>18991920
Yes.

>>18992170
>I have accomplished nothing compared to him.

speak for yourself

im 35, ive wanked over some of the best porn ever made, ive played video games youd never believe, ive shitposted hundreds of thousands of times, each one of my ideas echoing into the eternity of the internet and rippling through space time at the speed of fucking light, all of this my friend in such a small period of time, open your mind and see yourself for the incredible being you are

ITS NOT TO LATE TO SWITCH TO THE WINNERS SIDE LINKIES!

YOU WERE WARNED!

>>18991887
>He is 32
lmao what? I thought he was a 50 year old man, holy shit what terrible genetics. why do him and charles hoskinson look so old?

>>18991887
based incel

>>18996056
Based

>>18991887
Yeah but what's his raider.io score?

>>18992731
fun fact about Sergey?

inb4 mcdonalds

>>18991887
Hes a volcel, pussy is a time waster

>>18992170
Dent beat yourself down anon. I bet Sergay has never laid a heavy turd in the middle of a Calcutta street. Or has he? I am sure he has not ridden a motor scooter through Deli with his entire family of 7 and a 3 year old baby in the rail bag while carrying a weeks shopping, a live chicken on the lay and a small goat? Has he ever train surfed in a carriage designed for 50 people yet has broken the record for getting 312 people all shitting on the floor and to fit into the same carriage? No! Has he had the pleasure of having his anus licked clean by a hungry Sow - a true luxury compared to those westerners who use toilet paper (savages!).
No! Ha! It is abundantly clear that my life is somewhat more exciting than a mere Nazarov!

>>18992170
31 here, went to final uni at 24, graduated at 28, working comfy in fintech booming company right now, i know ur feeling, luckily im not that anymore.

>>18992731
Story time anon

>>18996056
weirdly based

>>18995818
poor guy, he really shouldn't

>>18992044

>>18991887
Sir Gay will be the world's first trillionaire unironically. What does he need wife for?

>>18991887
He's a philosopher technnology CEO godking. You really think he is gonna let some THOT slow him down? Sergey probably has a harem of asians ready to breed whenever his work is complete, but not a second sooner.

>>18996421
Absolutely Based, sirs

>>18992462
I read that as
>my wife is in Sergey's hands

Happiness comes from pursuit of wisdom.
Source: Aristotle

>>18992170
what has he accomplished, exactly?

What kind of phenotype is Sir Gay?

>>18991887
U have to have a gf first before you can get married. I'm sure he tosses money at a twitch whore.

>>18996056
based

>>18996457
You're literally me except I got fired thanks to some dumb cunts reporting me and my buddy for "inappropriate comments". I lost my job over harmless banter and now I'm a worthless NEET going on 2 years now.

Women in the workplace was a mistake.

>>18992034
This so fucking much, he's had pussy from every country

>>18991887
He looks like he wants to join me on a quest to drop the ring off at Mordor

>>18998694
What did you say though?

>>18992034
This. Sergey is a gigachad

>>18999233
Just stupid jokes that weren't directed at anyone. The bitch just wanted to start trouble because she's a woman.

She threatened to sue over a hostile work environment or some HR shit so they basically had to drop me or the company's ass was on the line.

>>18991887
Why would he want a wife when he can sleep with random women or get a few girlfriends

>>18996056
Quality. Keep on honking fren

>>18991887
By the time he’s 40 he will have pick of the litter. Stop it

Only cucks and simps get wifes. Only reasonable thing to do with women is dump and dump

>>18995818
I really doubt he has spent more than a couple of minutes on here since 2017. He's way too busy. Rory and Adelyn are his designated shitposters, but nice attempt at fud.

>>18996421
Pajeets LITERALLY cannot be beaten. Wtf is their secret?

>>19000154
The fountain of youth is actually the Ganges sir

>>18991887
OMG. how has anyone ever thought of this?
He will release staking and announce everything when he turns (((33)))