/biz/ - Business & Finance

cheers, babe

Why do you guys fall for this shit? F to all the suckers that listened to that idiot shilling TVIX last week.

>>18963969
Bearcucks on suicide watch.

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>18963993
buffett meme'd on us

>HCQ has fallen off the face of the earth, even on Fox
Damn, I am jelly of whatever Trump crony got the windfall of the pump from that

>>18964028
>a generic drug was supposed to cause a huge spike
Yeah you are retarded.

did some research into KTOS and the divisions of industry are almost identical to RTX. Why would the Navy or Army diverge from a reliable standard like RTX? The Navy still uses Windows Xp for CWCs sake

have you been panic buying anything in the last two months? guns? ammo? tp? tvix?

>+4.33% today

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

I'm going all in on call credit spreads at SPY 300/301 for 5/15. If I'm right, I'll get a nice 20-25% gain for the week. No way it breaks 300 next week.

>>18964000

Bros?

Why is Boycott Costco trending??
Am I about to get JUSTed???

>>18963973
>>18963973
>Claims to have $8,000,000
>$80,000 of gains recorded
>1% gains
>Made fun of me for the "mere" 7% to 8% on my all-time
Top tier trolling, fren. You sure showed us.

>>18963633
True, but with the level of unemployment we're going to be seeing, it would be unthinkable for there to be no secondary effects. The banks currently have something like a $4T exposure to credit card debt alone, which explains the efforts to lower limits or cancel cards outright. Just one reason, among many, that the banks are hoarding ungodly cash piles at the moment. And there are other issues:

Consumer loan impairment for online lenders reached 12% at the start of April.
>http://archive.is/rwz4G

7% of mortgage holders are seeking or have sought home loan relief.
>http://archive.is/FERTj

Take a look at the 90 day delinquency rates on the various debt types. Credit card delinquency has been on the rise since Q3'16, and auto loan delinquency has been steadily climbing since Q1'15. That will no doubt be exacerbated by the unemployment issues.
>https://www.newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/hhdc

>>18963716
Me too... but I'm one of those careerless failure-to-launch retards
;_;

>>18963969
whats the origin of this toast meme

>>18964151
the taller your forehead the more psychic powers you have.
Thats how they can sell the news so well, they can sense it happening like an animal senses a thuderstorm.

>>18964151
that's jerry cantrell
show some fucking respect

Why the fuck is this thread a sticky now? Seriously?

weak bait not even worth a (you)

>United Airlines Holdings Inc. is abandoning a $2.25 billion sale of junk bonds after the deal fell flat with investors on concerns about the planes backing the debt

Yikes

>>18964227
more... MORE NEWS ABOUT DISTRESSED DEBT!!!

>>18964106
making customers wear masks

I wouldn't put up with that shit if I wanted to shop there - i'd go elsewhere

>>18964269
If you protest masks you should also protest wearing fucking pants. Only christfag based morality laws make you wear clothing in public.

>>18964191
>jerry cantrell

>>18964251
Is that a fucking drawing of a kakegurui character? Is that fucking Mary?
Fuck I'm such a weeb.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/weve-seen-the-lows-in-march-for-the-stock-market-says-man-who-called-dow-20000-in-2015-and-we-will-never-see-those-lows-again-2020-05-08
>that pic
kek. did they do it on purpose?

Is there a low-risk strategy in selling options? I wanna double-dip once I get out of being a speclet.

>>18963993
It was all ironic shilling desu

>>18964316
Yes we will see those lows in inflated dollars so the lows will be higher than today's highs.

>>18964269
Especially here on the west coast where it is hot as fuck in the mid 90s. Nobody wants to wear these things

>>18964323
just sell covered calls?

>>18964323
Sell puts on something you want to buy but is currently a bit too expensive. Otherwise (or when assigned), sell calls above or near the possible highpoint. Works much better in normal markets than currently of course, also divvy stocks are a good choice for this because they tend not to grow much, hence have more predictable bottoms and tops.

i can't figure out why i didn't think of investing a bunch of money once i got it from a good job back in 2016. for some reason i just had it sitting in cash (around $50k end of 2016). and i just kept hoarding it until early this year with more being piled on every month. and nobody even told me to invest it, and somehow i didn't get a hint of it from anywhere. and now looking back at it, i've missed literally every opportunity there was, fucking once in a lifetime opportunities. and of course as soon as i did finally invest it, the fucking thing crashes. if i just threw a bit of it into some shitty fucking bitcoins and the rest into s&p, i could have retired by now with over a million. there is not going to be any fucking more opportunities in decades where i could turn $100k into $1 mil in just a few years. i feel like such a fucking retarded failure.
this has ruined my sleep for the last few months and i haven't been more depressed or upset in my life i think. now i'm stuck with a shitty job, and $100k that won't move anywhere for years and by then i'll be too fucking old.
thanks for reading my blog

BCRX anon back again. Anyone taken a look? Just letting you guys in on a hidden gem.

>>18964269
Based

>>18964299
Cuck

>>18964373
you a butthurt christfag or just someone who doesn't want to wear a mask?

>>18964365
Just all in holochain and you will make it.

I closed everything out around lunch today. Imagine being bullish right now lmao.

>>18964391
I'm just not an NPC faggot nor a chink/nigger. Which are you?

>>18964110
le ebin inspect element
math doesnt even add up

>>18964407
>religious = not NPC
top kek, religious people are the brainlets following orders from retarded scammers. that's almost the definition of NPC

>>18964365
Hindsight is 20/20 anon, it would have been very unlikely that you would have invested in the right stuff that would make you that rich anyway

>>18964446
>implying i said i was religious
Brainlet

>>18964340
>>18964356
Sweet, thanks. All of my positions have divs because I like passive income.
I'm still trying to find stuff to buy in other sectors because ~65% is in materials.

>>18964407
man you won't even define your position so I can ridicule you further. Either about how you believe some religious nonsense or how you can't reconcile being mad at the state forcing you to wear a mask during a pandemic when you can't wear pants all the time.

>>18964454
not really, in this case i somehow didn't even think to put it in a basic fund,
which makes all of it so much worse

>>18964468
Normally, there's energy, REITs, royalty funds (food), and utilities. Currently some utilities will be good but the rest, not so much. Be on the lookout for a good entry and you're set, though.

>>18964323
>low-risk
>options
Are there any high-risk/reward strategies for bonds? Sure. Junk bonds. But you should just do stocks instead.
Regardless:
>>18964340
Covered calls are pretty solid. Set the strike price for your target price.
Otherwise, some kind of spread strategy could be what you're looking for, by limiting down-side risk.
Example:
Sell a call for SPY at $330, and buy a call for SPY at $340 to limit losses incurred if it were to go to $400, although unlikely.

>>18964365
Dude, this massive fucking dump is the opportunity.
If you're already all in, you can do stuff like dump SPY shares to buy SPXL shares

>>18964365
Are you me? Trading was not always as easy as it is now. Also 2009 left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. Everybody was talking about investing like they would take advantage of the next crash. Just a simple DRIP or DCA into a index would have changed things for alot of people.

>>18964478
Never too late to start some kind of diversified retirement portfolio. I've only been playing this market with some of my IRA.

>down 36% on my IVR call and 58% on my SPXU call which both expire on the 15th
>down 17% on NAT
Is there any hope?

>>18964500
>Just a simple DRIP or DCA into a index would have changed things for alot of people.
I don't think the inflation of equities was expected. Just doing middling would have had fantastic returns compared to other asset classes. I'm pretty sure that this time it will be even larger.

tether whale alert!!!!;: is this priced in?

>>18964538
>is this priced in?
everything is priced in
this statement being false is also priced in

>>18964478
Better start now then, stonks only go up after all

>>18964404
You don't even have a broker.

>>18964509
I live out of Robinhood and my credit card. Dollars are overrated, there is no reason to have a regular checking/savings account.

NEWSFLASH:
Robots can’t get COVID19
>Robots can’t get COVID19
Robots can’t get COVID19
>Robots can’t get COVID19
Robots can’t get COVID19
>Robots can’t get COVID19

How to profit off of this??!!!
Who’s got the best robotic tech?
Japan?

Finally those robot surgeries where the surgeon can conduct surgery through a robot arm makes sense...

>>18964468
Income investors are based. Good luck.

Predictions on whether UAL will file for bankruptcy a THIRD time ?

Oh, new thread.
>>18964016
I mean, are they CEOfus or just random hos doing things?
Not saying I definitely won't check it out, but what makes this app different from any given web-based thottery platform?
Also why am I paying a monthly fee just to use a platform to then pay women to do things on, and why is it a "sugar service"?
Anon is this not just paying 1000% more for clips than on any comparable site?

>>18964591
Fuck off ESL

>>18964591
Time to invest in sex dolls

>>18964553
WRONG (maybe)
>>18964587
a little respect fren,between you and him he might be the broker

>>18964493
I'm looking at a REIT with a div yield of 15.9% and a staples company at 10.2%.
I also have family suggesting energy companies but a couple have decent yields.
>>18964610
Thanks. First week was 5.6% and all green.

>>18964587
I’m not rich but I need to charge my phone and probably have a better ROI than you.

>own calls on a stock that expired today ITM
>couldn’t sell them because stupid jew feds and their PDT rules
>don’t have enough money to exercise them
wat do?

What is your best and or most unethical vice stock? I am not talking about vice in a traditional sense but a really scummy stock.

MO/RTX/PM/GEO/TSLA/APPL?

>>18964750
I went and looked up casino stocks even though that wasn't what you meant. And fuck Apple, I'll never hold them. I'm dirty enough to hold DISN but even I have limits.

>>18964750
AMZN

>>18964749
Stop being poor and you don't have either issue. $25k is nothing if you're not underage.

>>18964750
Rtx what is the doj investigation about exactly?

>>18964750
Nothing absolutely outrageous.
Around 1/13 of my initial investment is in a Eurostoxx 600 gas & oil ETF, but other than that I have rather normal EU companies like Continental or Daimler.

>>18964803
Its the opposite for me ever since Kennedy killed star wars I don't want to touch the house of mouse and I hope that corona makes them go under entirely, but I doubt it since China will prop them up as a propaganda arm in the west.

>>18964837
Oh I guess it'd be Airbus since they also make military shit.

How do I recover being 15% down?

>>18964837
What companies are in Europe's military industrial complex?

>>18964871
Just buy and hold boomer index funds

>>18964873
These come to mind from my research into defense contracting corruption

BAE/Thales/Airbus/Leonardo

>>18964871
High risk option plays.

>>18964871
Stop losing

>>18964835
Was there a DOJ investigation recently?

I know there was one when they were merging the companies probably to make sure that nothing big was happening or breaking any anti-trust statues.

>>18964871
Due diligence?

Do Irish people contribute to their IRA?

Is there a site for put/call ratio of the open interest of individual stocks? Net delta?

>>18964871
By gaining 17.6%

>>18964947
>IRA
Based potato terrorists

>>18964337
>cant stand in line for 5 min with a mask on, then wander through an air conditioned store
I have to wear one all day in the sun in construction here on the west coast, so spare me your pussy whining

>>18964077
>PFE does literally nothing
I meant that in terms of price action. It seems to have been pretty unphased by all of this

>>18964404
We will miss your 1k anon

>>18964106
>boycotting food
ah yes, low iq maga retards are going to starve themselves to death. cause muh freedums

>>18965001
Kike spotted

>>18964933
Apparently the doj and sec have subpoenaed them about bribery in the middle east. Thales is involved too somehow. None of the articles I found gave any details though.

>>18965001
Yeah it’s tough to find other places that sell food

>>18965001
Kike

>>18964982
You don't understand, I have to smell my rancid breath under the stupid mask. It sucks.

>>18964749
>>18964807
Ok but in real life, what can I do? A real head scratcher, this one.

>>18965018
I wouldn't be surprised bribery amongst defense contractors is commonplace and actually saved some companies like Lockheed during Lockeheed gate.

>>18964871
I was 23% down at one point
Now I'm 30% down
You DON'T

>>18964871
I'm 3800% down anon. I'm going into hiding. It could be worse

>>18964325
The market is always wrong, thats why prices change.

>>18964694
>win the lottery
>I AM GENIUS!!!

>>18964749
>>18965085
Maybe you should have called your broker and asked them????????
>inb4 robinhood

Should I buy CCL? (Coca cola limited)

>>18964365
>there is not going to be any fucking more opportunities in decades
Wrong, the biggest opportunity of our lifetime is just around the corner mate : silver.
I guarantee you you'll be able to retire within 2y if you buy around $25K worth of silver.

https://www.cnbc.com/2008/05/06/market-buyers-betting-on-better-us-economy.html

>>18964365
>there is not going to be any fucking more opportunities in decades
They said that about 2008 and TARP.

>>18965280
Silber hasn’t don’t anything in years. Why now?

>>18965293
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/07/investors-are-betting-two-of-the-hardest-hit-groups-energy-and-airlines-have-bottomed.html

Uh oh...

>>18965293
>Traders are divided here, but the most common answer I am getting is that traders are getting more comfortable with taking on more risk. There are several reasons for this, but the two most important are a belief that: 1) the U.S. economy will gradually improve in the second half of the year, and 2) the Federal Reserve has essentially provided a backstop with the Bear Stearns bailout.
The FED will do point 2.

>>18965280
Not buying your bags faggot.
I told you guys to short silver ages ago, you should’ve done it. At least to hedge against deflation and collapse in silver demand.

>>18965335

>>18965016
Goytard spotted

Best hedge? Planting veggies and breeding chickens.

>he thinks there will be a recession?
>pump it

>>18964365
Don't worry, this whole charade is about to collapse.

>GME
>147% institution hold
>104% short interest
~50% of GME shares are being used for two shorts at the same time

>>18964365
>i could turn $100k into $1 mil
with that mentality you should consider yourself lucky you stayed on the sidelines

>>18965418
>says increasingly nervous bobo for the 30th time this week

Discordtranny shills literally coming in to make one or two posts about Jews and silver... pathetic goytards

What about an actually decent metal? Bought a bit more gold today, anyone have an etf they like for platinum?

>Gains since April 2nd
>$3589+

Cashing out now however. Expecting a steep dropoff soon.

>>18965465
You sound insecure.

>>18965494
you’re projecting

>>18965293
>>18965335
kek. 306 days until a bottom was reached from that presser on May 6, 2008 to March 9, 2009. We seem to be moving at lightening speed. I wonder if we'll speed run the final drop as well. Also, the fact that those two releases are only a day apart (and 12 years) is incredibly coincidental.

>>18965360
There's only so much that they can do in the face of the unemployment levels we'll be seeing and the corresponding impacts to the broader economy.

>>18965508
>you're projecting

Post your portfolio senpai.
>tfw stuck in canuckland

>>18965531
You’re delusional if you can’t see that this house of cards is valued in a bubble and the first domino has already tipped over, one day a reckoning will come, and no one will be using Netflix and the reddit meme says “haha gold price goes OOOOOOOOOOOOO” and basically the US dollar is going to Weimar and you’ll be living in a favela that used to call the USA because everyone lost their jobs and you thought a lack of liquidity and a short-squeeze was causing the stock market’s violent move up but ACKSHUALLY it’s just money printing because the stock market is meant to reflect the current employment numbers and NOT earnings for decades to come.

It's over man.
I sold everything, especially all my US dollars.

Goodnight.

>>18963969
why is this shit pinned?

>>18964106
Ofcourse they forced people to wear masks it’s all owned by affluent boomers and the Mike Charlie munger owns it

>>18964684
Get the Sim City portfolio

>AWK
>WM
>O
>ED/DUK
>HPP
>STAG

>>18965322
Secret court hearings alrdy started for the 2021's mega trial for COMEX & metal ETFs price manipulation, both investigated by DoT and ECB, among defedants : HSBC, Scotiabank (one of the largest comex trader, just announced they are closing their PM department INDEFINITELY, it was the backbone of their business since 370 years!), DB, SG, golman sachs and JPMorgan.
LMBA announced they now refuse deliveries, DB told some of their customers to close their positions on SLV, etc...
The signs are all over the walls.

>>18965370
based pico IQ brainlet, stay poor nigger

>>18965515
While I don't think the fed can prevent what's coming, they really did succeed in prolonging it. I think it will end up taking a normal amount of time (1-3 years) time to see the bottom but with plenty of minor 20% rips and 50% retraces. No more speedrunning unless news way worse than corona accelerates daily for 2+ months straight.

>>18965470
>etf
>platiscam
ngmi shlomo, are you even trying anymore?

Bulls are kill.

>>18965622
Ehh still not sure about Silver. More Gold here. But I might get some BatBois because... this fucking year

>>18965660
>bobos only appear in the middle of night on weekends
we missed you earlier

When's the last time any of you faggots got laid?

It feels so good to be back on track with my Roth. I can go back to researching funds on weekends and admiring my gains. Liquidated it completely back in early March while still in the green. Goal is to be back to where I left off before the happening but unfortunately not all of those funds survived (rip CEFL/CEFZ). About halfway there. We’re almost in the clear frens.

>>18965680
Yum yum just got me some

>>18965531

>>18965559
kill yourself

>>18965680
I've never had sex because I'm only interested in mating for life and don't share any cultural values with the women in my state, and the women who share more cultural values with me in other places probably won't be interested in a marriage with as much sex as I want to have, but when I get some funds I still want to move somewhere else to try my luck if I'm not too old to have kids by then.

>>18965667
batcucks are fucking cretins, you don't deserve to make it if you buy this ugly retarded shit.
The batsoup meme pushed by (((msm))) will be memoryholed within weeks because :
- it was a retarded preprogramming theory
- it's fake
- (((they))) need to point fingers at China to create tensions, and ultimately declare war, so the P4 lab leak is now the official theory

Also the batcoin looks like absolute trash.

>>18964871
git gud faggot

>>18965702
I don't understand why you people are so bitter, what happened? I just want to discuss how companies are on the verge of bankruptcy and lots of people don't have jobs and can't pay debts. How can that be a good thing? I've yet to hear a case for a booming economy besides the Fed will bad buy debt. They can't do it forever and that doesn't really fix problems like distributing food and providing jobs.

OTIS > CARR > RTX

>>18965335
If airlines have bottomed then the Warren Buffett mystique is officially busted

>>18965559
in three years, youll be embarrassed you believed this. there will be a recession. nothing more. and QE isnt going to cause hyperinflation. you ought to research deflationary spirals. thats what the fed is fighting to prevent. we arent just printing for fun

>>18965730
>China to create tensions, and ultimately declare war, so the P4 lab leak is now the official theory
youre a dummy. no one's going to start a nuclear war

>>18965730
Ok
>>18965753
Don't know why. There is a theoretical limit on how low a stock price can go if a company has capital and assets like planes.

Shoutout to the anon that mentioned WBT a couple nights ago.

>>18965672
Cope.

>>18965786
Planes aren't really worth anything if nobody but cargo companies are buying them...

>>18965741
ARE YOU OK BOBO? MAYBE LEDDIT IS MORE YOUR SPEED OLD MAN. LMAO GET BACK TO THE POORHOUSE NIGGER.

>>18965793
>WBT

Quick rundown?

>>18965741
How can you not be making moment off of it? Keeping crying abbot how it doesn't make sense, and keep those shorts going my little wolf of wall street.

>>18965741
These retards are totally disconnected with reality, just like the stonks market. They are dumb enough to be blinded by their limitless greed, and will soon enough pay the price for their talmudic retardation.
Just let them sink, they aren't worth being saved, nor they would listen to any logical argument who could threaten to pop their gmi bubble.
Just wait on the sideline and laugh at them once they lose everything in a month or two.

>>18965770
>and QE isnt going to cause hyperinflation. you ought to research deflationary spirals. thats what the fed is fighting to prevent. we arent just printing for fun
QE inflated the equities market in 2008 far more than it prevented deflation in, say, the consumer markets. The whole bemoaned diatribes about "wage stagnation" is very much tied to only a small segment of the population having access to the windfall from equities. Infinite QE is just going to do more of the same. Nothing will be able to beat stocks and I seriously don't know if bonds will be able to recover in decades.
Jobs are only going to be worth taking even more so if you get stock options along with your salary.

bobos are staying smug cash holders making no money and masturbating alone, waiting for that fateful day they can say jump on their favorite british tulip selling forum to "i told ya so" and feel vindicated as if they had actually won something for the first time in their lives.

meanwhile bvll chads are up 30% after the march dip with plenty of time to dump during the next leg down, if there is another leg down, because it will be guaranteed to be a slow decline like every recessionary period in history.

>>18965838
so? we agree that its not gonna cause hyperinflation. the anon who said, "the US dollar is going up to weimar" is dumb as fuck. theres costs to QE, but we're not heading to weimar

>>18965770
>being this dumb and brainwashed
ok NPC, keep watching talmudvision propaganda, anyone with a functional brain knows deflation is always the first step before hyperinflation in keynesian ruled economies when currencies start to lose velocity

>>18965811
2 days of big gains right after the recommendation from the anon. WBT deals in restaurant equipment. Restaurants starting to open a bit, so I guess it makes sense.

>>18965805
You can still liquidate them for pennies on the dollar and remove all but the most profitable routes. The airlines with the most cushioning will take out loans to buy these planes on a fire sale. If nothing else you sit on them and sell them years from now to secondary markets.
I am like 85% sure that, as an example, Boeing is going to quietly retire the 737 Max after completing their current order backlog and selling cancelled or returned planes to the secondary markets.
Boeing will literally wait ~5 years to start making (new) planes again. That their stock price is what it is now is bonkers.

>>18965907
>no divvy

Why should I go all in on this stock, considering that social distancing will last for years to come?

>>18965856
are you ok mumu?
mumu are you ok?
will you tell us you are ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBrWNbjw3RA

>>18965553
PPL
ENB
CTC.A
Final destination.

Probably the wrong thread to ask this, but what's the next five years going to look like financially?

A lot of people are telling me there will be no v recovery, the stocks will tank, millions who are out of work now won't be in work once things open, things can and will break down into mass civil unrest, we will hit a great depression.

Also a lot of people claiming that all the people who claim we will have a v shaped recovery are suffering from normalcy bias.


What will the economy look like for stockholders as well as normal wagies? All I'm investing in right now are physical assets, but idk for sure what's going to go down.

>>18965622
Is this in /pmg/? I have a tiny chest. Like 50oz

>>18965874
Weimar Republic tier is dumb. But the dollar is retard strong but not infinitely invincible. At some point, there has to be a tapering off of demand for dollars in the developing world that acts as the stopgap to this MMT "experiment". At that point, hyperinflation will become a real possibility and they will be forced to raise interest rates or pop the dollar.

>>18965936
>are you ok mumu?
I've had worse days

>>18965956
>but what's the next five years going to look like financially?
extreme bloodbath on the markets
the US turning in a commie third world shithole
worst depression in mankind's history

Anyone saying the contrary is a deluded bull

Post your options plays.
I'm playing a lot of earnings right now. Got fucked on a few (you can see their smoldering corpses in my list), but won some as well. I'm not holding any of the rest through earnings unless I make a solid profit, then I'll secure profits and hold. I'm most excited for what CSCO is going to do next week. I stand to make some really solid gains from that.
Next week after I sell some to avoid earnings, I'll get into WIX and maybe BOX. I might also roll some over into WMT.

>>18965960
>Is this in /pmg/?
no, pmg is instagram for goldbug : 0 infos, only pics of nano stacks with
>am i gonna make it with my 5oz of slver frens?
it's useless

>>18966008
>>18966027
I really enjoy that I posted this right after that image.

>>18965933
I suspect it will crash after the karens start spreading the virus at the local olive gardens

>>18966027
if the may WTI contract starts cratering early you may save that DHT call.

>>18965956
"V-shaped" recovery has always meant the stock market because it was already valuated well above GDP. TINA to stocks other than holding cash, which will lose to inflation. And most non-US markets don't have nearly the capacity for QE that the US has because of their currencies. So it's not just TINA for the US but for most of the financial world.
The economy will not be V-shaped. All the earning calls from everything not tied to the financial sector have been to the effect of "Q1 is bad, Q2 will be much worse, and we expect to recover by late Q4/ 2021". Those are always optimistic projections to shareholders.
So the market will literally be even higher relative to GDP than it was before the crash. There will be so much empty air underneath stock prices it will be unprecedented. Who knows what the effects will be? That would lend itself to a bubble but where the HELL would that liquidity go otherwise?
The gold and bitcoin buyers are hedging that some of that finally dumps into the general economy.

>>18965680
I just got my ass railed by some BBC. 8 inch cock, big balls and big old flared out mushroom head.

Surprised that with the market up 400 points I only had 1.8% of gains today. Yesterday I managed 2.6% with the market being up 200. Strange, I wonder what sectors today were making all the money?

>>18966046
These bags are very heavy. Anything could help.

>>18966065
This is why I buy VOO every paycheck

>>18965982
Large parts of US are already commie third world shithole, complete with imported shitskin peasants. US investments should still do ok because there's so much money around the world with nowhere safe to go. It's not whether things are good in US, but whether you can find an economy anywhere that's less bad.

>>18964517
IVR will be very tough to climb higher than $3.25 at this point because of their book value now. I don't see it climbing higher for the next 4 months, and that's only if the recovery is fast.

Anyway to see 24 hour market data? I know there are futures here https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures

I don't think it opens until Sunday. In another thread some Anons were posting that the could see SPX pricing right now.

>extreme bloodbath on the markets
>the US turning in a commie third world shithole
>worst depression in mankind's history

>Anyone saying the contrary is a deluded bull

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en-lWUxhcuw

>>18965652
>No more speed running unless news way worse than corona accelerates daily for 2+ months straight.
Yeah, given the steady stream of what's to come, that's been my take, with maybe a few hard drops, particularly after this rally.

>>18965741
Pretty sure it's just memes, mate. It obviously won't be Mad Max tier (>>18965559 lel), but it's like fighting gravity at this stage. The momentum of this rally has been slowing and people are probably just bored with the endless crabbing and quasi-RNG up/down futures movements. Everyone's waiting for the next catalyst.

>>18965956
A recession. Interest rates will remain low for the foreseeable future. The markets have a chance of grinding to new lows. There will be high unemployment and it will take years to reach the level of employment we previously saw, which will have ripple effects in and of itself. The effects of the virus on how we work will slow our GDP growth and overall recovery until a successful treatment (note: not vaccine) is found. Some sectors will take quite some time to recover. Many people and businesses will no doubt experience the same hardships as the last recession, but the world will keep turning.

>>18966048
>Where the hell would that liquidity go?
Long term, you're correct. I think that in the short term, cash is still safer until we begin to see the re-opening and recovery take shape. Fear and greed are potent, and if enough people get shaken by the recessionary news and take profits, we'll see more turbulence. I think a V-shaped recovery for the markets is highly optimistic and would be unprecedented given the extent of what we're seeing take shape. Look at how tentative the markets have been the past month. A small breeze sends it up or down.

>>18966008
BASED

Huh, Think I'm doing something wrong with the Options Calculator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

>>18966223
>The effects of the virus on how we work
DON'T FORGET THE KILLER HORNETS UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEFEAT THE WINGED HARBINGERS OF THE END TIMES THE ECONOMY WILL CONTINUE TO TANK AND NOBODY WILL GO BACK TO WORK AT HOME DEPOT'S GARDENING CENTRES SELL SELL SELL STAY IN CASH AHHHHHH

>>18965982
>extreme bloodbath on the markets
>the US turning in a commie third world shithole
>worst depression in mankind's history
If all this is true then it doesn't matter anyway. Might as well go all in on the possibility it doesn't happen. If you're wrong then I'm rich. If you're right it wouldn't have mattered anyway

>>18966008
kek

>>18966274
Inthemoney is based youtube options zoomer

>>18966286
We don't make the rules, anon, we just have to play by them. You know how it is.

Friendly reminder fuck bears and fuck china

>>18966066
Honestly though i think its gonna moon like 2 days later d/t market makers fucking you raw.

>>18965606
Thanks. O and STAG are at my yield floor, but I'll keep an eye on WM, ED, and DUK and might make an exception so I have utilities and industrial.

>>18966299
Oh my God, the image you posted earlier looks almost exactly my graph. I must be doing something right. Ok, I need to study more.

Schiff sensei on suicide watch
Why doesn't he just buy stonks?

>>18966219
show us your puts so we can laugh at you

>>18966309

>>18966408
You should direct this at
>>18965982

>>18966219
sneed

bullish for cunny fampai

>>18966404
>Schiff sensei on suicide watch
>Why doesn't he just buy stonks?
Why do that when you can make even more selling your scam seminars and books to suckers? Schiff is no different than every other youtube sim trader "guru" with a premium chat room. He's just the king of the schtick

>>18966404
Brain damage due to lead poisoning. He tried to convert lead into gold.

>>18966048
>>18966223
Consider what happened when the Fed tried to finally fix the balance sheet a decade after 2008 and the market had a stroke. We've now doubled 2008, will we ever balance the sheet? What will happen if we can't reach an equilibrium? Its like we didn't learn anything from 2008 and just doubled down. Except instead of just mortgages, it was every company! They saw no consequences, the age of too big to fail business. Are we finally going to see the end of too big to fail? There are many interesting things ahead of us. It doesnt mean it will be bad, but there will be a great shuffling of money through the economy.

>>18966443
Does he even own any gold? Has he ever been seen holding an ounce of gold?

>>18966404
I'm shocked he did a podcast today. He'll do 5 during the week if every day is red then on a week like this we're lucky to get one or two.

What are going to be the bear cope excuses when we break the highs in 2 months?

>>18966443
>>18966448
LYV long enough... Smh

>>18966438

Question about margin trading. The minimum to open an account is $2000. Do i have to have a minimum $2000 balance in cash at all times, or is that just to open an account? If I spend $500 and lose $100 which drops my account to $1900, would that issue a margin call?

>>18966498
kek
>>18966460
kek

>>18966477
>Blame Fed.
>Blame Rigged Market.

Also completely ignore fact that every major market down turn in history is shorter and shorter.

>>18966470
Dumb piece of shit! You think a daily 1% gain is good? A strong bull run? A gap up during futures with no volume?

You are a fucking retarded Jew.

>>18966499
Margin is based on the current total value of your account (minus any margin).

>>18966489
Why are they so sad?

>>18966438
You have to play what is in front of you and right now this market is extremely bullish. You can sit there on the sidelines and feel the market price should be lower and your emotions will get you nowhere fast.

Now if the market pushes under and SPY breaks 280 and stays there, I can see a case for bearish sentiment dragging the market down but that is a long way off from where we are right now.

All these bears thinking with their feelings and telling themselves it should be lower have already missed out and will continue to do so.

>>18966521
These conditions have NEVER been manifested before and if you think this is a bull run you are a stupid idiot.
The only bull run is the one your mom gets from Tyrone

>>18966533
>Relief
>>18966470
Right lol, but again I have yet to hear him tell a lie

>>18966538
Not extremely .. do you forget that we just had limit downs in March with 2 circut breakers .. and nothing has changed for the better? Dumb ass .. if thay happens again prepare for a 20%- 40% loss in the market in 48 hours!
When the third breaker hits and they close the market then the very next day it gaps down ...

All your petty 1% gains and crabbing destroyed in a blink of an eye

>>18966570
ngmi

Considering how a lot of stocks (apart from tech) are still down, if that 2nd dump happens then it's gonna murder tech stocks huh

>>18966570
>salty bear
reality is what it is, regardless of what you want to believe

>>18966570
>and nothing has changed for the better?
Your chinese cold hoax got cancelled.

>>18966522
>>18966539
>>18966570
Holy shit bro, Yikes.
Thanks for the screenshots.
I'm laughing, 1% a day for entire week 5%.
Ok, put a stop loss at 4% or under and walk away up overall.

Are any of you guy OXY holders?

>>18965622
I’m not following. I have little to no experience with precious metals. If you don’t feel like typing could you send me a source? A source on what’s going on with the courts, SLV, and the banks?

>>18966570
Now this is peak cope

>>18966586
I can't think of a tech stock other than Oracle with a relatively reasonable P/E.

>>18966570
>>18966601
>>18966602
>>18966647
Um.... guys???

>>18966443
Schiff sells gold and mutual funds he doesn't sell seminars.

I will go all in into whatever stock is mentioned in >>18966666

>>18966522
This was a great day to be a bull my angry friend, and an even better week.

>>18966410
kek, pretty much.

>>18966457
>Will we ever balance the sheet?
Who's going to be the person to take that one for the team? Until that can be answered, probably not. There were some lessons learned from 2008, I suppose, that resulted in the fast action of the Fed. But with respect to what you're implying, greed is greed.

>>18966538
Extremely bullish? That seems like overselling it. Based on the last several weeks, it feels skittish. There's not a lot that happens in market hours, and one little news release can send it in either direction. It's been fairly consistent crabbing with most of the movement happening outside of market hours. Good time to take profits from any short term buys from March and re-assess or stay in cash. Nothing wrong with playing it safe until we see more consistent behavior.

>>18966659
Um guy.

>>18966659
Well we made it fucking illegal to work numbnuts. This is self-imposed.

>>18966659
those are poor people jobs. We'll replace them with automation

>>18966404
He owns foreign stocks with better government finances.

>>18966659
It's a lockdown, guy.
That's why this doesn't matter much at the moment. Obviously unemployment will skyrocket.

>>18966669
Enjoy your comfy divvies and low betas anon

>>18966659
priced in

>>18966664
>Schiff sells gold and mutual funds he doesn't sell seminars.
Oh oh okay my bad. He sells gold and mutual funds then not seminars. Got it

>>18966731
this but unironically

>>18966654
>P/E
Listen fren word of advice. Let the market tell you what to do. Stop trying to tell the market what it should be doing. You'll be a lot more profitable that way

>>18963969
This balding fuck looks like my millennial roommate who I hate because he's a stupid asshole.

>>18966675
>>18966677
>>18966682
>>18966694
>>18966747
These people still need to eat and pay rent/mortgage. Then find a new job when we open up. I suppose people who never had a job, or even tried looking for one, could understand the plights of normal people.

>>18966654
CSCO

>>18966774
people need jobs. businesses are dying to hire people back. the only thing holding the job market from meeting supply with demand right now are government lockdowns which are temporary.
do you get it now?

>>18966774
If things go how the government is expecting then a large portion of those people will be going back to the same job they had.

Just bought my first couple of thousand dollars worth of shares in Qantas and Shell.

How long till I'm a billionaire?

>>18966732
Yes he's legit

>>18966774
I work in IT.
>These people still need to eat
>need to eat
>Americans
>need to eat
>eat
Pic related
> and pay rent/mortgage.
https://www.investopedia.com/how-to-get-mortgage-relief-4800539
Please pay attention to what is happening instead of doom and gloom posts that confirm your doom and gloom.

>>18966803
>businesses are dying to hire people back.
Can't say I believe this one.

>>18966816

>>18966654
What's your idea of reasonable? I bought into XRX.

>>18966803
>businesses are dying to hire people back
There is no evidence in favor of this, in fact, there is evidence against this like the fact they have no money to pay people and are begging the government for gibs.

>>18966816
>haha memes are funny
>government programs work, just ignore that people aren't getting unemployment and small business aren't getting those small business loans

>>18966787
16.19 P/E
Not bad.

>>18966843
Below 15 preferably.

>XRX
>5.77% yield
>6.62 P/E
Nice.

>>18966803
>>18966809
The CBO is expecting unemployment to remain above 10% at least through 2021.

>>18966774
No sorry I never had to look for a job, I was only offered and I took them as I wanted.

t. 300k a year

>>18966870
What do you do?

>>18966816
It's vital Americans eat to stay fat or PG will become bearish.

>>18966870
>>18966880
Probably math.

>>18966880
>>18966888 (checked)
Research at one of the big software companies.

>>18966868
>Projections

>>18966886
YAAAAS

>>18966898
What kind of research? Big data? Quantum? AI? Analytics?

>>18966816
topkek. Seconded

>>18966809
That's going to do more harm than good. Consumer sentiment is seriously damaged right now. Businesses literally can't return to business at pre-corona capacities, high-risk people won't be at the storefront, and plenty of paranoid hypochondriac white bitches are going to be tickled to the extremes about it meaning their families will probably capitulate and stop going out. That's assuming they don't impose ridiculous and stringent policies halving the tables sat at restaurants and cutting occupancy capacities drastically in every public forum. Clubs die, travel withers, retail atrophies, financials burn. With that damage, so with the jobs it previously supported.

>>18966910
That's another point: I'm looking to invest in CAKE and I need more Amberlynn Reids.

>>18966816
that woman is melting
why has nobody called for help

>>18966886
>slay the day

>>18966924
sorry glownigger, no more info

oh no...

>>18966901
They seem pretty accurate so far looking at the report today.

>>18966959
Ok larp.

>>18966938

>>18966969
So are weather predictions for yesterday but not for next weekend.

How can I long American blubber?

>>18964750
snss

>>18966924
Feels like code for data science

>>18967002
McDonalds? But that's worldwide

>>18967002
TMDX for all those lurative liver transplants.

Just had a dream about Jerome Powell. Am I an autist or does this mean something?

Buy TMDX friends. I have shilled it in great detail before but I recently learned about their pivot to a slightly different business model.

They should release more info about it in conjunction with their liver study data but it is genuinely exciting. The most succinct comparison would be lending shovels to gold miners at a premium.

I wouldn’t buy it between $15-20 as it is a ~500m cap but in a few years it will be worth triple the JPM price target of $28.

Also I survived my bout of Covid and still really hate tripfags.

>>18966981
revolting

>>18966981
>No more Mukbangs
That's a red flag to invest in orange chicken, too.
>>18967002
Look up BBW Royalty and invest in whoever owns that, and whatever food wrappers are littered around the film sets.
>>18967012
He's probably an R monkey.

>>18965680
October 2019 so pretty recently

>>18967002
Yum! Brands. Its a shitty unprofitable company though.

Do not take the covid vaccine!!!!! I repeat do not take the covid vaccine!!! They are testing for antibodies which aren’t really full antibodies but protein fragments. these protein fragments naturally occur in the body! They are natural! But these killers are telling everyone it signals covid infection. These fragments are found in tigers, snakes, bats, reptiles, cats, dogs, and all over the human body. Newborn babies are testing positive for covid but the mom is not. Now they find semen with covid!??? Think!!!! If you take the vaccine, you will develop severe autoimmune problems. Your immune system will attack all of these parts of the body!!! The worst case scenario will be that the pandemic will be in the vaccine! In my timeline, as the vaccine killed people, the elite were saying it was wave 2 of the pandemic! And mandated vaccines which then killed more people! A few people refused the vaccine. A man named John Connor stood up to them. And that’s when they nuked the sky! I’m currently channeling this message through telepathic reverse transcription high vibrational frequency! Maybe in your timeline you can still stop it!

>>18967018
Dude what are the fucking odds. I didn’t even see this when I was typing my post. You’re gonna make it, anon.

>>18967056
Actually it is profitable, but just losing net income

>>18967062
I believe you insane stranger.

Pic related

Has this anon been back since? Im not invested yet but was very curious to jump in a little position. Gains were up almost 20% on thursday and the company halted trading all day today.

I did a little bit of digging and found this just posted. "We’ve made tremendous steps along the way with the establishment of the Legends Trophy; our partnership with ROKiT Phones; our international television deals with ESPN and Eurosport; our highlights content partnerships with 71 networks reaching 610 million homes and now the establishment of the team’s championship attracting major manufacturers." Thats a quote from the ceo.

Esports racing content has also attracted massive audience growth in 2020 – a nearly 1000 percent increase in the first four months. More than 6.8 million hours of live stream content has been watched by fans from across the world, including Torque's The Race All-Star Esports Series, Formula 1's console-based series, and iRacing competitions with NASCAR and IndyCar in the US.

What do you guys think? I may enter a position monday just to see where this goes during the week.

TLDR
>Companies on board and invested.Hyundai,Mercedes-AMG Petronas Esports, BMW, Bentley, Aston Martin, and ROKiT Venturi Racing
>deals with facebook, twitch, youtube, espn
>possible break out

>>18967129
Nobody takes esports seriously. Not even the people competing in them

>>18967002
Unironically Planet Fitness. Genius business model, literally shorting American fat idiots

>>18967144
I could care less about them personally, but if it makes money im in. Just finished browsing their twitter and it seems they have some huge names in the racing world tweeting about their company.
These pros are participating in the races online. I imagine its a bunch of neets that are into this but 1000% increase in audience is massive, for investors.

Just my take on it.

Pro tip: ADM is the Chadliest of dividend paying stocks. They haven't missed a quarter in over 80 years and the current rate is 4.16% a year

>>18966048
>TINA to stocks other than holding cash, which will lose to inflation.

good thing theres buttcoin

>>18967149
Why are fat people attracted to planet fitness?

>>18967062
Soo as long as I stay "healthy/symptom-free", I should avoid getting one? Okay I might take your advice on that..

>>18967204
$10 a month for hope

>>18966055
Sounds kind of gay, bro

>>18967149

>>18967221
yeah but why there? aren't all gyms about $10 a month?

>>18964806
Underrated

>>18965385

Too many shoeshine boys out there these days, there's no way we aren't going down from here. I'm going to rope if these idiots get rich on dumb luck and JPOW ponzi

>>18967129
If you want vidya exposure you’re better off buying ESPO or HERO. ESPO is like 8% NVDA and 8% AMD but otherwise solid. Likewise, HERO is like 20% literally who vidya companies but otherwise solid.

>>18967235
>aren't all gyms about $10 a month?
No. Not even close. PF can have $10 memberships because it’s customer base never goes to a facility. And because it’s “only” $10 a month, the fatties never cancel because they are “gonna go again next month”. It’s a brilliant business model.

>>18967274
While keeping them well fed so they'll never make TOO much progress

>>18967268
post the feet that wear those shoes pls

>>18964316
>we've bottomed out, goy! safe to put all your money in the market!

>>18967310

>>18967204
They actually have free pizza Fridays. It’s fucking vile, imagine trying to workout while completely immersed in the smell of greasy Dominos pizza and the sounds of fatties gorging themselves on it 20 feet from the free weights

>>18967310
>>18967324
When the biggest gains goblin in your life is your gym.

>>18967268
Without really going through the charts are they showing a bottom? GAME seems to have leveled out the past few days before the big upswing followed by the halt. Im not a long hodler. This is looking like a shorter time frame.

Connecting the dots there seems to be a new link to Frankly Inc as it was halted today. Possible merger?

>>18967187
Microsoft also dumped 10s of millions buying out big name streamers from twitch tv. All of whom have completely lost their viewerbase changing platforms, and have basically cashed out for life.
These executives are completely out of touch with their media and will never succeed. They'll just get taken advantage of by an industry that's notoriously unrepentant in its willingness to take money from ignorant sponsors and funds and never look back.

Someone make a new thread, I'm too lazy

Fatty NATty dumpety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Fatty NATty dumpety dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

Who do you blame when your stock takes a hit?
When markets dump worse than a Pajeet's shit?
Blaming yourself is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

New thread
>>18967498
>>18967498

>>18965001
Eat shit, kike. You'll get yours in the end because all jews go back to Hell where they belong.

>>18966816
>need
if she sat still this bitch would expire slower than a fucking twinkie

>>18964010
quack