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18940134 No.18940134 [Reply] [Original]

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing.

I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work.

You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

>> No.18940168

>>18940134
you would find a more appropriate audience on reddit, try there next time

>> No.18940177

So then why are people here beating the market?

>> No.18940194

ok fuck you cunt i made $200 since February day trading and i also have a business background

>> No.18940213

>>18940134
why do you need a diploma when you can get rich out of magic internet meme money?

>> No.18940233

reply now you dumb cunt post your portfolio

>> No.18940236

>>18940168
>>18940177
>>18940194
>>18940213
>unironically responding to pasta
ngmi

>> No.18940240

>inbred with a remedial understanding of its native language tries to dab on anon

I'm up over 20,000% in 2 years, so kys.

>> No.18940242

>>18940134
>accountant
lel enjoy being poor

>> No.18940257
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18940257

Insecurity is hella of a drug

>> No.18940258

>>18940168
>smart people
>on reddit
No

>> No.18940263

>>18940134
>lol I posted it again
No one cares faggot

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18940264

>>18940134
Fuck off faggot

>> No.18940267

>>18940168
Fuck off newfag

>> No.18940308

Thanks

In regards to crypto, worst case scenario it's essentially a lottery, best case scenario we somewhat know about the project and its future.

Let us have our fun, none of us claim to be experts

>> No.18940434

>>18940134
dude i dont even know how to file taxes, im surprised i got past tying my shoes

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18940467

>>18940134

Jokes on you! Look at these gains from today.

>> No.18940468

>>18940236
>>18940258
>>18940267
>giving away the point of a sentiment gauge
yikes

>> No.18940478

>>18940134
Stocks are literally hype

>> No.18940496

>>18940134
reddit > 4chan
this place is just for shut posts and laughs

>> No.18940497

>>18940134
Tell me something about taxes i dont know op. Staff accountants, auditors, and especially finance people have zero clue about taxation.

Though, i generally agree with your conclusion about this place.

>> No.18940876

>>18940134
>Idk why I'm even posting this
Because you're a fat troll who posts the same retarded shit all day and all night?

>> No.18940911

>>18940134
shut the fuck up grandpa go back to watching old war movies and let me invest in my cwyptos

>> No.18940943

>>18940134
>actually value a company
i guarantee i can run a dcf better and faster than you
>TA works
what i trade you would call TA, and it works

yes i know this is a copypasta i just like these threads

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18941008

>>18940194
>I MADE 200 HUNDRED DOLLARS IN 3 MONTHS BRO

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18941038

>>18940134
dr;ns

>> No.18941096

>>18940134
was it the 1000 H*X threads that tipped you off?