/biz/ - Business & Finance

Omgggg

>>18925718
TSLA PUTS NOW

I thought he did them live, is it already recorded and being released tomorrow

>>18925791
probably his guys made him do it prerecorded because Elon smoked weed live last time.

>>18925718
based grimes is sucking is life force by the looks of it

>>18925791
He stopped doing live when he became a CIA asset

>>18925813
Except he didnt inhale so no, he did not smoke weed he was just pretending

>>18925718
>super genius
he's fucking retarded. he has money and is able to bring his dreams into reality. there are 1000's better than him.

>>18925718
musk, jones, rogan.

would be good 1.

>>18925791
rogan is like 4ft tall, There is a measurement, if you are like 5ft 5 you you are like 40 rogans tall

>>18926114
He also did not have sexual relations with that women. Yet, a baby was born

>>18925791

Stopped doing it live when scum like bari weiss started getting BTFO.

>>18925718
Awesome

>>18925791
he tweeted it yesterday, should be 12pm est today

>>18925718
Hes a cuck scammer faggot kept alive by ZIRP and basically cut pasted Macafee playbook his whole life
When he crashes and burns going full popcorn
He will have a shitcoin out soon no doubt

he's about to air his Corona denial views to millions of YouTubers

it's over.

>>18926158
this

>>18926318
bullish for chainlink desu

>>18925791
billionaires get the final cut

>>18925718
What terrible form, you don't lock stretched arms while wielding the mighty Katono

I guess he didn't study the Ways of the Blade while he was busy becoming a millionaire

The first will be the last and all that jazze

>>18925718
fucking called it
last week
last night
today
last chance

>>18925718

he said once in an very old interview how he plans for Tesla to be the most shorted company when it gets big, what did he mean by this, how is this good for him

>>18925718
For him I predict a story of mental illness, divorce and financial ruin

He's gonna say some shit about the pandemic that is gonna enrage some people. Also he's gonna do the weird thing with his eyes where he pretends to read invisible text

>>18925718
>Elon does a dumb
>Stock discount
>I buy
>Stock go up

Everytime. Sell now please. Elon, please smoke weed again.

Jesus is Rogan is unbearable with his Musk dick sucking. I hope he just owns a chunk of tsla and doesn't actually believe in this clown.

>>18931063
Success recognizes success

Well shit didn't tank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcYjXbSJBN8

it's nothing burger

>>18928411
He took lessons from Trump. His enemies literally don't know how to FUD the company anymore. It's FUD-proof at this point. Read Antifragile by Taleb.

>>18931079
Recognition does not need to include fellatio. But Rogan actually believes this guy is some sort of Tony Stark.

10:02:49 for Covid question

>>18931063
he always panders to his guests, Joe's a bit two-faced.

>>18925718
shortyanon checking in

>>18931161
sadly, he could be such a great interviewer but like alex says, he knows shit and doesnt say anything about it because hes afraid of backlash

god this faggot is just not interesting at all

normie hipster tier opinions, and delivered in a way that says "I'm so smart". Ugh.

>>18931092
etoro anon?

>>18931322
etoro anon. Yes fren.

>>18931341
where is your stop?
i stand by what i said, but i wont pretend i expected the bump to be that big.
you should be about even now if you didnt add a add another position, if you added you should be up yes?
>i didnt cunt you did i?

>>18931442
Even, covered it.
Keks have been acomplished.

>>18925718
God this guy is annoying. He is the worst thing to come out of Africa.

When is it starting?

>>18931870
now
i was a touch late

>>18926158
I would coom so hard if that ever happened

>>18931161
He is good at interviewing. This is why Fox has few Liberal Guests and CNN has few Conservative guests. Nobody wants to go to an interview and get shat on, or else they won't return.
>>18931229
To be fair I think Joe recognizes when he is bread crumbing. Joe can't go full alert mode.

>>18932108
for sure, the world would crash if he said what he really thinks now.

Things are way fucked up

OP could have read a book instead of making all these Anti-Musk threads. Another account wiped out. He just can't stop blowing his father's money away. Is it a psychological issue?

Picture illustrates the outcome if people actually listened to rogues like OP

>>18932319
keep talking
>i value your input

heroin when

>>18931063
Imagine being brainwashed enough to not believe in elon musk
You people are suck massive retards

>>18931798
Seethe more bootlicker

>>18932656
What do you believe in anon? All I see is companies on the brink of collapse propped up by printer goes brrr and gov incentives. And that's before we even get to the clown in charge of it all who should be in jail for fraud. But sure Elon will get us to Mars xD

>>18925718
Short tesla, Elon is a turncoat who will be fleeing to China to suck communist micropenis.
Buy into your Tyrant! CID!

>>18926174
Silly bear, don't you know it's Owen's job to repeat his own jokes 5 times per day?

>>18932941
>But sure Elon will get us to Mars xD
Even if we entered fantasy world for a second, that tryhard cringelord would be the last person that should be the first person to reach Mars. Literally anybody else would be better in having the privilege of leading us to Mars.

Enjoy your NeuroLINK chips, slaves

>>18932941
I actually agree that the Fed is bad but tesla has a stockpile of cash right now.
If the Fed wasn't there, tesla would still exist and thrive.

>>18931092
starting to get cozy anon?

>>18926277
>Macafee playbook
checked. can i get a qrd?

>Rogan

convince me not to drink homemade aya with my gf as a trip sitter

go

>>18933138
Yes.
Some extra dollarinos on the way up.
Now some dollarinos on the way down.
Wish this would be this easy everyday.

>>18933151
its entirley possible

reminder
add to shorts and dump

>>18927263
das ist me btw

>>18933133
Tesla has been in existence for over 10 years. They have lost money every single one of these years while the deck has been stacked in their favor. They traveled around the world chasing government grants and have had little competition. But they still couldn't turn this easy ride into profit. Not only were they making losses but substantial losses. The easy ride is coming to an end. Meanwhile there have been all sorts of ugliness behind the scenes. A revolving door of top ranking employees. A never ending list of lawsuits. A likely fraudulent deal involving Solar City. Manipulation of the balance sheet to meet targets.

There is a very very good reason why it's one of the most heavily shorted companies out there.

>>18932319
hey faggot
reminder

>>18933803
You use the same arguments as AMZN shortsellers 5 years ago.

>>18933951
did you not see what he first said?
The free ride is about to be over. you really think musk is giving away everything because hes downsizing?

>>18934028
Shame you can't read financial statements. Because Tesla is growing its cash, and reducing its debt, while posting quarterly net income. I'm trying to help you out here.

>>18934108
who said anything about long term?
this is shorting dipshit.
FA says price down

>>18933803
But the shorts all got btfo

You're delusional

>>18934108
>>18934108
>reducing its debt
Disregard this statement. They didn't reduce debt over the years. The rest still stands.

>>18934133
Repent

>>18934280
thats simply not how this works
>>18934299
cheked.
still wrong, you've no clue

>>18926230

Lmfao its true

oof not being in this short

>>18925718
>with super genius

>>18933951
Like comparing apples to oranges. I don't remember Amazon ever being in rag order like Tesla is right now. And Amazon always had room to manoeuvre and light at the end of the tunnel. Telsa not so much.

The cars they make are fine. I'm happy to see them succeed. It's all about the current insane valuation. Nothing justifies it.