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>>18922148
Lol buy puts

>>18922148
Holy shit! Just bought 250 TSL 660p! Thanks op. This time i am sure he will bullprep and fuck an equine live. Screencap this shit.

>>18922148
>short, should
any other conclusion would be.. improbable. He went from mildly puffing on a joint last time to fullon down the rabbithole Twitter shit. Having just named his child X-type or whatever the fuck and declared his POS carco worth nowhere near what hos orbiter tards pay, I'm expecting him to try sharing his crack pipe with Joe while mainlining krokodil. tldr, short that shit, for all you're worth

>>18922148
Amazing. I think this is 60-70% chance he drops it from some alien attempt at communicating something.

>>18922148
Holy shit thanks for the heads up, every time this autistic idiot open his gap he's stonk plummets 6 points, easiest 20k I'll make in the afternoon

>>18922148
Hey faggots

Its me again

short tesla

reminder the board wont tolerate his shit.
the best situation for elon is to be removed as the head of the company.

I talked about an exit plan last night, then he qualifies for 700m in options. the negotiations havnt started for real yet

short this shit

>>18922474

whats the timeframe

Brainlet here, how do I short stocks? Is there an app I can use

>>18922148
Will Joe finally understand Elon's jokes this time.

>>18922508
im not sure, but the media is gearing up for a few hit peices, elon himself seems to be trying to get himself removed as a controlling officer.
If he continues leading, he has no liquidity and has to continue to work his dick off.
If he gets removed, he gets to negotiate an exit package, which would eliminate many of the lockups on his assets.

The board has to keep answering to shareholders as to why this guy is inviting SEC investigation by dumping his own stock.

Between that and being caught lying about his personal indescretions against sworn witnesses in a court case (fucked amber heard while she was married)

im autistic, but the ice is getting thinner here..

Tesla is amazing for the long term, as is musk. but right now together it means short that shit.

Tesla and Musk both want the share price down to 200-400 in the short term. so thats what its going to do.

This is an exit start for elon, this is a long term play for tesla.

It'll be a media storm for a while, tesla gets a new boy(probs girl desu) and when times are rough and they need a bump, theyll start using the musk name again to generate hype.


Week-6months is my thinking, i put 10k short at 780

>>18922526
Yes.
plus500
etoro
robinhood
ig
etc, theyre all pretty garbage.

depends on your capital etc.

Maybe an anon here can provide you a referral code for some perks or a fee discount if you chill for a sec.

what longs would you hedge your bet with?

He's going to shill BTC at least. Pump it up

>>18922526
Here's a referral to Robinhood
https://join.robinhood.com/lukec1491

>>18922618
holding literally everything but tesla.

like i said, i love the company, made money holding on the way up.

Not a bear and this is one of my only shorts outside of link

>>18922680
did he sign up?

>>18922856
Not yet

>>18922526
I am trying to find a stock simulator app worth a fuck, you shouldn't go straight up in to hedging right off the bat, it's more complex than just sticking bets and if you don't even head the credit and experience most apps won't even let you do it, they'll let you take long calls with huge upside and little reward, basically if you want to long or short sell you have to have a hundred stocks per contract in case whoever buys your contract decides to exercise.

Is complex you need to study the shit

>>18922148
>super genius
people don't seriously believe this do they? he's brain damaged

>>18922909
hopefully he does for the both of you. have you had many referrals btw?

Whats your thoughts on the current position?
what about spacex and boring company?

>>18923071
Wrong pic .

>>18923071

>>18923052
He's the greatest man of our generation. I am proud to call myself a musky husky. He's literally one of us, unlike posers like jobbers and gaytes

>>18923068
Nope, I haven't. That's my first time referring anyone actually.

SpaceX has a big launch coming up soon, right? First human astronauts delivered to the ISS? Could be wrong. Outside of that, no clue. I just know tomorrow Tesla's price is gonna crater

>>18922148
should have bought the dip

>>18923322
i mean maybe?
that coulve been it and no speculation from SEC or the board.

last time on rogan was a net positive for tesla after the dip.

may just be a bull run this time?

but i think things aren't happening randomly and coincidentally. its time for a short

I might be retarded, so cap me losing 10k on tesla and laugh at me on friday

I fucking shorted TSLA @ 720 after he said the stocks were too high and my put got wiped out. THE FEDERAL RESERVE IS BUYING TESLAS JUNK BONDS. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT. Its fucking insane, Jerome buys his junk bonds and Elon spits on him with his fucking tweets. He's a fucking faggot piece of shit, the only meme-man that is worse is John McAfee. Terry is the best btw.

>>18922148
Where me can watch
?

>>18922574
If E-LONG wanted the fucking stock price to actually drop why did he have the FED buy the JUNK BONDS?

>>18922148
FUCK!!!!!

>>18923690
>>18923568
"Carnival Corp. and Wynn Resorts Ltd., two companies ravaged by the coronavirus, also stomached unusually high costs. “This offering is both proactive and opportunistic,” a Wynn representative told Bloomberg News last week in an emailed statement. Perhaps not: Wynn’s debt priced at 7.75% and now yields 6.3%. Carnival’s securities, marketed at a 13% yield, are down to about 10%. That difference equates to tens of millions of dollars in higher interest expenses for those companies, not because of any fundamental economic shift, but just because investors have decided to “buy what the Fed is buying.”

>bonds
>preventing short term action
no?

>>18923690
He has a duty to act in good faith.
His hands are slowly getting tied and he wants out.

dump it. sorry you were over leveraged on a shitty timed trade