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Does anyone have either of the following WEBMs? I think every person who had them on their hard drive was assassinated by a deep web hitman hired by Vitalik, but in case any of you are left....

>WEBM of Vitalik grabbing his cock in a group interview with some Asian girl
>WEBM of Vitalik picking his nose and putting the booger on the wall

This is extremely bullish for ETH. Please help and provide these great records of Vitalik.

>> No.18912216

i have never seen the first one

>> No.18912229
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18912229

>>18912106

>> No.18912255

>>18912216
He's wearing some loose shorts or maybe sweatpants, and he clearly GRABS HIS COCK and moves it around. Like he isn't jerking off, he's just mindlessly playing with his cock slapping it around in his pants. These videos + his tweet defending CP make me laugh my ass off that this is the #2 market cap crypto.

>> No.18912282

>>18912229
Thank you kind anon!

>> No.18912544

>>18912229
What a weird fucking guy.

>> No.18912648

>>18912229
just bought another 20 eth

>> No.18912812

>>18912648
that's a man so dedicated to ideas he has relinquished all efforts to adhere to social norms

>> No.18912973

Bump, still waiting on WEBM#1.

>> No.18913033

Please stop

>> No.18913340

And in this degenerate commie retards have i invested my moneys in? Will go all in lit now. The germans will exterminate them

>> No.18913488

>>18912229
based

>> No.18913696

>>18912229
literally /ourguy/

>> No.18913907

>>18912229
proof of chad

>> No.18913923

>>18912255
>He's wearing some loose shorts or maybe sweatpants, and he clearly GRABS HIS COCK and moves it around. Like he isn't jerking off, he's just mindlessly playing with his cock slapping it around in his pants. These videos + his tweet defending CP make me laugh my ass off that this is the #2 market cap crypto.
you honestly sound like you want to jerk off to that webm

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18913967

>>18912648
>>18913488
>>18913696
>>18913907
yikes

>> No.18914194

>>18912229
proof of autism
i'm all in

>> No.18914556

>>18913033
>>18913923
Vitalik detected. Bumping, we need that WEBM!

>> No.18914586

The WEBM showed Vitalik sitting on a couch in a small room with a potted plant in the back, there was some nerdy guy he was talking to an an Asian girl with some exchange or coin's logo on it....maybe it was a Binance girl? And he obviously could not resist the presence of an Asian girl and so he was stroking his cock and twiddling it around in his pants during the WEBM.

>> No.18914659

>>18912229
Wtf
buying 32 eth now

>> No.18914677

>>18914586
So what though? Have you ever touched your cock before? jesus grow up. Vitalik is on another planet if he wants to touch himself, let him. LEAVE VITALIK ALONE

>> No.18914719

>>18912229
>not wiping it under the furniture