/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18908920
how do i into stonks with $1200

>>18908920
First for fuck MVIS don't fall for this pump and dump scheme

I have about $2k in KO and $25k in MSFT. I love MSFT and think they'll do great, but KO seems super fucking cheap right now at about 45$ when it was pushing $60 a few months ago. Thinking about selling some MSFT (at a profit) and increasing my KOkies. Am I retarded? Even if I am what do you think about this play?

FUCK JANNIES

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

why did the last thread autosage

>>18908936
Throw it all away on FRO like I did

>enter BYND at the open
>forget about it
>come back to see it mooning

wtf i love plant meat now

>>18908955
I can confirm this post is based

I respect tankers, bros

>>18908969
A mod probably bought a shilled penny stock and lost money

I'm done shorting the SPY, such a fucking useless piece of shit for shorting. Could've made a tone with BYND calls

CXW is a lambotown stock
>unemployment going sky high
>people without food
>shit economy
>strong divvy if you want to long
>pretty close to its bottom
now is a great time to buy CXW

HOLD tankerbros, buy the cheapies. It can't stay down forever! right?

>three smg threads
>tanker general thread
>penny stock thread

wtf is happening to /biz/

ATTENTION

JANNIES DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT TGTX

BUY BUY BUY

ALL ABOARD

>>18908920
What's keeping the NASDAQ green when s&p and dow go red?

>>18909004
depending on what you have the losses may only mount from here, we're still tumbling down a mountain

WAITING FOR THE BIG LEG DOWN I KEEP HEARING IS COMING

>>18908946
Sounds good to me

>>18909012
last thread was bugged by the feds, entered autosage at 200 posts

holy fuck I have made 15 trades with a real backtested set of signals over the past few weeks with 1-3 week time horizons and I have been 15/15 wrong. this is ridiculous

>>18909019
slowpoke on that one arent you? its going to dump any minute

>>18909012
its the biggest economic disaster of modern times what do you expect nigger?

Its gold rush every man for himself.

I unironically believe something is going to send these beat the fuck up airlines to the goddamn moon and I will shitpost endlessly when it happens.

>>18909044
>100% wrong
just do the opposite!

>>18908946
It's fine to cash out on some MSFT here given that NDX is near ATH and has a lot more room down than up in the short term, but I don't know if KO is the best place to put the cash. I'd just keep the current KO position and some cash to buy opportunistically.

>>18909052
Like what?

>>18909052
I got in on aal at 9.8 thinking snap back at any minute . Still waiting

>>18909052
Good luck lmao

>>18908975
It’s going to 150

Bondbro here.
For all you "long hold divvy memers" I give you this. UAL might be absolutely gigafucked a year from now but they will almost certainly be able to pay off their debts in December.
See that top line? You buy this, you will get:
(100-92.2) * 100 = 78
+ coupon: (0.06 * 1000) = 60
Total return: 13.8%
That is, right now, a 13.8% "divvy" with guaranteed returns you can lock in RIGHT now.

>>18909067
I can also confirm that this other post is, indeed, based.

>>18909046
HOLY SHIT LOL

SEE YOU AT $30

I don't understand why TVIX is such a fucking shitshow
Jumps to 206 and then it's hiding around 190
SPXS sucks dick too but I "get" that one

>>18909110
Theres nothing driving it but anime pictures, you're gonna need more than that.

>>18909071
too late I already listened to >>18909029 (which was a based post) and moved 1k from MSFT to KO. Feeling good about it.

Another green day, another /smg/ thread with coping bobos.

Sbh is making me some nice gains. Thots gonna be buying hair dye and shit when they can.

inb4 Nasdaq adds BYND so it can basically track only it and Zoom

>>18909134
Spx and dji are red

baZNGA

>>18909118

HOW ABOUT A NEW FRONT LINE BEST IN CLASS LEUKEMIA TREATMENT YOU DINGUS

HOW ABOUT A 100% RESPONSE RATE IN THEIR MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS TRIALS (SAME DRUG LOL ITS A FUCKING MIRACLE)

HOW ABOUT YOURE A DUMB AND IM LITERALLY JUST WAITING FOR ABBVIE TO BUY THEM OUT FOR MULTIPLE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS

this guy sting ur queen ass, what do you do?

>>18909162
Check it again, bobo.

>>18908920
is viacom a safe pick?

Everyone saying RTX is going to drop. So that means we're going to moon. R-right RTX chads? Always so the opposite of /biz?

GET FUCKED MOUSE
Thank G*d my puts are back in play

Thinking of getting some TSN

Results have come out, price has stabilised and the factories will either come back to full capacity soon or Trump will make sure they do

He's not going to let meat run out, once we reopen grilling season begins too

>>18909190
Nothing is a safe pick in this market

>>18909169
>buy my company researching a miracle drug at ATH stock price
kek, no

>>18909052
What about "The future of airlines is forever changed" do you not understand.

When Donald Trump said he would be booking seats for government employees on airlines for the next 4-5 years. In his head, thats how long it will take for them to recover because he works from a businessman perspective


you are operating from brainlet retard perspective. Airlines are one of the riskiest stocks for a reason and usually pay no dividend. Stay the fuck away from airlines and invest in something that will actually turn a profit in a year or two fuck

>>18909187
Spx now green .02 gain. So you're below yesterday's close and buoyed only by premarket postmarked jewery

>>18909190
>Paypal
>Square
>Zynga
All three will beat

>>18909213
I TOLD YOU TO BUY IT AT $5 BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN

>>18909190
>is viacom a safe pick?
no, this is a safe pick

Bros, invest in private prisons
>shit economy means more crime
>if people can't work they'll steal shit which means private prisons make more money
>already starting to see crime waves in big cities around the world
>great divvies
>still low, great time to buy in
>strong stock prices and growth pre-corona, not like people are going to stop committing crimes or prisons will go away
fuck tankers, profiting in thieving negros is how you make it

It's gonna go back down.

Aaaaany day now

>>18909052
Better not be United

>>18909242
first ive heard of it was today, not gonna hold your bags though, sorry

>stocks and asset prices extremely expensive
Is the Fed printing this money just blowing hot air into a cold economy? How long can it prop up asset and stock prices?

Serious question, I'm not being a blanket bobo.

>>18909260

HOLD THIS

*UNZIPS DICK*

>>18909246
you're tempting me anon but i dont wanna invest in your shit since i dont want you to wake up tomorrow down 10%

>>18909240
Also
>LYFT
>Hilton
Both are easy shorts

here mousy mousy, down you come

>>18909225
Hey not that guy but it's completely luck based in this market. You can't pretend like fundamentals all of a sudden exist on one hand and then go all in on tsla calls. It's literally a slot machine at this point

>>18909021
Nasdaq is mostly tech and lacks financials, REITs, and other sectors which are getting pooped on.

>bought MGNX at 13.80 for 40
Guys I don't understand what the fuck is happening.

im scared to buy lyft puts

they've burned me before in the past

Get into MARK. Been shilling it all morning, it WILL go beyond a dollar.

>earnings at an all time low
>stock prices flatlining
is this supposed to be a win for the stock markets? seems like a poor investment

>>18909225
>The future of airlines is forever changed
Literally the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my entire life.
If human beings are so spooked by a cough and tummy ache that they just collectively hide in their hovels for years on end then we deserve a real extinction level event, not this faggot virus.

>>18909232
>So you're below yesterday's close and buoyed only by premarket postmarked jewery

Not sure if retarded or bait.

Market closed @ 2868,4,
Market now @ 2870,6

Sorry guys, My computer blue screened, /smg/ got JANNIED, and the gas plant in working at's fire alarm went off.

Glow niggers are after me

>>18909190
No. It’s a “value” investment. And it’s been a value investment for over a year, and has fallen like 80% in that period. Some stocks do go to zero or damn near it. (And if the Super Bowl doesn’t happen that’s going to hurt them.)

>>18909242
Nice pic...
But they weren’t on phase three with promising results yet, looked like just another biomeme PnD.
Post pic of position with DCA so I can get jealous.

>>18909169
>same drug lol
Ok that’s a red flag.

down 10% on my investments today

>>18909169
Yeah like how every pharma company has a revolutionary treatment/drug/vaccine in production and it's about to hit the markets after it "passes"(rejected) trials by the FDA! BUY BUY BUY!!!!!! Fuck off, you're literally below entry level investor who falls for generic retail investor rabble mania.

>>18909302
9/11 killed 3k people which is about 4% of the Covid-19 nothing burger. It took 4 years for airline travel to recover and 14 years for the stock prices to recover from that

>>18909246
good chance to make money, but will eat massive shit if trump doesn't win re-election

>>18909302
It’s right.

Telecommuting has finally been embraced. Most business travel has been unnecessary for a long time, but now the boomers actually like this shit.

CEOs will take private planes when they need to visit plants or make deals. But the era of regular business travel is over.

Where is everybody?
3 hours left 36 million traded in $SPY
daily average for $SPY is 177 million
Is it a holiday?

>>18909302
>we deserve a real extinction level event
thats definitely true

>>18909316
I’m down 30% anon. It’s all about perspective, we’re all gonna make it.

>>18909193
$1k RTX here. I want to say yes, but I suspect we have yet to bottom. Wouldn't expect moon until after that point.

>>18909115
>don't understand why TVIX is such a fucking shitshow
It's designed to be volatile and for experienced day traders...says etrade. That being said, no real reason average joes can't make a few bucks several times a day...if you're monitoring.

Is now the time to get into crude oil shorts like SCO and DTO? I can see oil dumping as we get closer to the contract roll over date.

>>18909274
UBER just laid off like 15k people or something ridiculous like that. You think LYFT is in any better shape?

buy a couple contracts out like a month or two and hodl.

>>18909347
Its gonna dump wont it?

So, where will RTX be in a year? This company is in deep with the US establishment and war machine, so its not going anywhere soon, right?

bros, i sell my positions too early, how do i fix it ? only moving stop losses in the green ?

>>18909266
People are dumping their money into FAANG because there's no where else to put it right now, emerging markets are fucked and bond yields are trash

>>18909246
But they’re releasing all the criminals because of the super virus

>>18909313
Ok but only for you bb

My cost average right now is higher than ever btw, around 12

>>18909352
Holy fuck I'm doing this for the last 3 hours, I'm up 2k but god damn it requires adamantium hands. The amount of sweat is insane.

>>18909302
>If human beings are so spooked by a cough and tummy ache that they just collectively hide in their hovels for years on end then we deserve a real extinction level event, not this faggot virus
Kek and yep

>>18909377
I just find it funny that Boeing mooned literally because they couldn't make more passenger loaded bombs in the sky

>>18909303
Well I was eyeballing it but yeah you got me by 2 points (atm).

>>18909372
I said short, not long

>>18909004
I missed out on tankers the first time oil went negative so I'm waiting to buy the dip on tankers and I'll hold until it goes negative again in June.

120% profits on my Drafkings calls
and its about to run again

for my next move..
making a large buy into PHUN.
Clearly insider information, mass accumulation, and a new famous leader.
also beautiful TA and a few positive pulses the last few weeks.

>>18909012
Real markets are more interesting than crypto right now

So when is the collapse bros? Its clear there is going to be a depression, when do markets hit bottom?

>>18909397
Nice job. Once some of my other stoncks currently red dildoing me calm down a bit, I'll play with it too. I have free days coming up.
>gets out carpal tunnel wrist brace

>>18909012
Crypto is stable.
If you want that old crypto endorphin high you go into TSLA calls or puts

>>18909384
Will there be a FAANG bubble? Those are great companies but come'on

>>18909396
also I had 6600 shares a few days ago and have been drip selling it on this moon mission realizing profits while you guys pick up the bag oops i mean get in on it with me

>>18909440
after elections

>>18909190
really looking forward to BUD.

>>18909440
collapse shmollapse, i don't care, all i do is buy

>>18909440
When they close everything back up again by the end of may, people will realize that this isn't going away in a couple months

>>18909440
you missed it

>>18909445
It's been in a bubble bud
Shit is about ready to burst too

What the fuck is going on with Treasuries? It's like lmao I'm getting fucked over here.,

>>18909425
I bought DHT at 8 and I'm bagholding, will DCA down if it hits 5.50

>>18909482
For the bubble to burst, you'd have to have places for your capital to go.

>>18909429
wtf is the history on this PHUN company?

>>18909289
congrats

>>18909447
Kek I gotta respect it when people are honest about their cons.

I saw the results in my news feed and that does sound promising. Any reason to think it’s legit? Could be interesting when it drops back down.

>>18909491
Cash for food, housing, yachts, building a bunker... anything is better than keeping it with completely bankrupt companies.

how low will the mouse go?

I'm sorry I didnt listen I should have bought MARK at 0.7

Which is better
>OPTION A: put all cash into market now and start getting dividends despite possible market crash
>OPTION B: hold cash waiting for possible market crash

>>18909517
yes three years of clinical trials is a reason to think its legit

if it wasnt for the bullshit covid dip this recent news would have pushed us to $30

>Wendy's announces it literally can't make hamburgers because they are unable to get beef
>Stock jumps 6%

>>18909535
>put all cash into market now and start getting dividends despite possible market crash
See
>>18909094

>>18909135
RGS.. supercuts..got that shit in March for $3.50.. just chilling waiting for more states to open.

It was at $13,14 last week.

>>18909541
hurts them the most too because they dont use frozen beef, they dont have it stacked in unlimited quantities in a freezer like mcdonalds

>>18909541
>Make money but can't afford tendies

>>18909541
Do the cows have coronavirus or what?

>>18909546

>implying airlines are going to be able to pay any dividends for the forseeable future

Booooring

>>18909541
free advertisement, and only 20% of stores are out of beef. #bullish #nothingburger

>>18909519
Maybe retail
pension, mutual, hedge, and sovereign wealth funds don't do this. This is where the big money money.

>>18909486
Lmfao filtered

>>18909564
no... the sheep do...

>>18909027

This ain’t Facebook homie

>>18909555
>unlimited quantities
>tities
>unlimited tities
5 year old, checking in

This shit doesnt make any sense. Were pumping 1 min and dumping the next

>>18909564
they have plenty of cows it's just the meat processing plants themselves keep getting shut down due to the Wuhan Flu

>>18909592
Another based post, 3 in this thread.

>>18909568
>bond coupons are dividends
They are legally obligated to pay the coupon and the bond back or they have defaulted on the loan and the company is in bankruptcy proceedings.
Forget that its an airline. Its literally a LOCKED IN 14% divvy. Beats inflation and you get your 1k investment back. That's right
138 dollars
FOR FREE

$GNUS surging on news of Amazon streaming deal and new TV network, target price of $8.00 currently fiddy cents

Should I buy MRO now or wait until earnings?

>>18909465
in that case more money will be floating around.
>but people will be out of money
money doesn't disappear unless it's paying off the debt.

Can we get rid of crabs? I'm tired of this snip snap.

>>18909600
Maybe stop looking at 1 minute candles

>>18909094
I can’t sell covered calls on Bonds last time I checked.

>>18909622
cool I hope PanAm is able to pay their debts too

>>18909628
Bought 100. We'll see. Don't think I'm gonna make any money today

I'm not even looking at charts anymore
I use /smg/ reaction images posted to gauge price changes

>>18909628
wheres this deal

>>18909648
well they usually make sense in the grand scheme of things...i day trade 15min candles...but here are todays 15min candles.

>>18908975
wtf is it too late to jump on this train?

>>18909644

>>18909094
>>18909622
I don't understand any of this shit. Can you give me a qrd on what these bond coupons are?

>>18909630
just get in here
in 2 months you'll see how much this is a no brainer

>>18909677
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/05/06/2028502/0/en/Genius-Brands-International-to-Launch-Kartoon-Channel-Digital-Network-Across-Amazon-Prime-Apple-TV-Comcast-Cox-SelectTV-DISH-Sling-TV-Tubi-Xumo-and-More.html

>>18909630
buy now
if it tanks after earnings just buy more
win win

>>18909519
Ugh dude, FAANG is hardly bankrupt. Well...other than N but they are doing well anyways.

>>18909628
>$GNUS
thx

>>18909502
it was clearly pumped and dumped before and now they are trying again.

>>18909687
It's called the snib snab

I don't get it. We had the greatest economy in history, who's brilliant idea was it to close everything over a fucking illness that we can easily treat with medicines like penicillin?

Ahhh what a snooze fest, ends between 286-288 to kill the maximum amount of premiums, then big moves in AH

Should I hold on MRO overnight?

>>18909726
Well yeah I was just wondering what the news was that did it
>>18909737
retard

>January 1 2021

DOW is at 37,000
SP500 is at 4200

Feels good man, glad I held on through the summer of 2020

>>18909733
honestly the crab meme should become the historical representative for this post march crash period

MRO is still holding up. If you got it at under 5 pretty much all the "bad" shit would've been baked in so hold it and wait. Really I ain't worried. June and the Divvy will be here before you know it. Also bagged a few CTL shares. CTL is kinda overlooked but the eye popping yield (10.00% atm) and the divvy (0.25 x 4) merits a glance. They're transforming into a more tech focused company and the coming 5G wave will benefit them. 5G will make use of fiber in areas not covered by wireless and CTL has a lot of it.

>>18909696
Boomer gives United $1000 in 2013 with a 6% interest rate (30 dollars in June, 30 in December). United is obligated to give Boomer back the $1000 on December 1, 2020.
Boomer sees scary United headlines, wants out. Sells $1000 bond debt to Memer for $922.
Memer gets the interest rate for the rate + $1000 back from United (who only cares about bondholder not who the holder is now).

>>18909600
pretty sure it's just the algos

>>18909687
Looks primed for a breakout to the downside fampai

>>18909622
Once they pay the bond, the asset is divested. The point of dividends is having cash flow while still holding the underlying.

>>18909737

i Just dont Even We’ll never knowS

>>18909760
I think this picture is better.

>>18909465
What a retarded idea to close things again. The virus is never going away. As long as one person has it, it'll just pop back up. It's now a new thing in the pool of viruses that go around

>>18909756
There won't be a stock market by 2021

so many universities are going to go belly-up in the fall

and it makes me so happy

>>18909794
that picture is 10/10 for the huge post crash rally, but in the past 3-4 weeks we've been in snib snab territory

Something is pumping MARK. What's going on?
Holy shit maybe I'll get out of the red today after getting rid of my tanker shares

>>18909803

You’ve lost your mind.

>>18909737
pussies.

this will not last past summer. we'll get back to normal no matter what.

>>18909770
Got it, thanks. So it's just a bond from a private company that decreased in value due to risk of not paying I imagine.

IS THIS BULLISH AND PRICED IN? AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18909782
That poster presented two options. One of which was to "collect divvys" during a downfall and the other "sit in cash". This is superior to both. If the market just goes up, it loses. But all those options do then.

>>18909839
Obviously yes

REMINDER THAT YOU CAN EAT YOUR NEIGHBORS IF NECESSARY

>>18909662
Heard good shit about PanAm. Was the hype real?

>>18909737
Its a virus. Not a bacteria.

And your greatest economy was a meme funded by cheap loans paying off investors with dividends and buybacks. Its still happening.

>>18909687
can you describe your trading on 15m, it's so fucking slow compared to 1m, feels like you're not getting any information at all

>>18909024
What are second quarter earnings?

>>18909839
lmao what schizo-site is that from?

>>18909835
Yes. You can actually see how the further outthe maturity (when the principal is returned) goes, the more the holders don't think United can honor it. This is reflected in the lower price.

>>18909628
Who put a target price of 8 on that?

>>18909858
Don’t reply to tripfags. Especially when they’ve been using the same dumb bait for 3 days in a row

>>18909820
I shilled it all morning. I got in at .64

It will break $1

>>18909888

>>18909839
Didn't jews already find a cure or something

>>18909875
It's also on zh
https://www.zerohedge.com/health/researcher-cusp-covid-19-breakthrough-killed-bizarre-murder-suicide

Some shit is gonna go down, SPY refuses to follow SPX what the fuck

>>18909861
Trade longer term trends and chill out.

I trade daily BTC pairings too and thats especially slow(but very profitable long term)

>>18909818
you've gotta remember that the market is just a shitcoin at this point.

>>18909707
Fuck off pajeet

>>18909935
which is a confirmed schizo site

Despite what the Fed has been saying about bond ETF purchases they've all been crabbing down for the past week. LQD, HYG, JNK, AGG, BND.

Nice seeing the thread back to the levels I like it at.

>>18909953
I lost 4k USD on that last lunge to 2946 S&P500, so yeah i am definitely feeling the shitcoin feeling
never trading euro derivatives again

MUMU
ARE YOU OK MUMU

>>18909899
ok fuck it im chasing this thank you for posting friend please dont let me get pooped on

shit guys did anybody else feel that!?

>>18909878
Thanks a lot for explaining bro. Please accept this meme as a token of my gratitude.

>>18909875
My local Fox News station

I waited for the new macbook pro 13, and it's completely shit. should have bought Air a month ago.

>>18909944
are they diverging?

What just happened

>>18908920
Can I use 2 trading apps at the same time to beat the sec day trading freeze law?

>>18909953
it has nothing to anchor on.

Name one reason not to hold AMT/EQIX/DLR/SBAC for easy 20% CAGR.

>>18910020
Literally nothing dude

please buy PPL Corp
please
it's a great utility

Need another dump at close today. Make it happen jews

>>18909953
It really is. Greater fool theory at its finest

>>18910022
yes sir. so you can lose double

>>18909899
>Update
KEEP SHILLING IT. THESE DUMMIES AIN'T BUYING!

>MVIS pre market pump gone -100% already
lmao, someone's fuming right now

>>18909980
?

I just love when the dj, sp500, nasdaq are all up, yet my shit is going down

I'm Green, Who green?

>>18910095
I've just been slowly declining over the past week, went from +40% to +5% today

feels shit bros

Lyft puts?

>>18910080
LOL. I made 40c on that.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THIS FUCKING GREEN

BOBO ARE U OK? THIS WEEK WILL END SO FUCKING GREEN I'LL EAT FUCKING GRASS

Holy shit, why do gen x faggots get upset when they fail to get in deals?
I have a ton of them bitching about MGNX. Go be salty somewhere else you failures.

>>18910119
For mid June.

>>18910118
at least you aren't -80% friend

>>18910118
yeah It's slowing down hasn't it.
I think it might be time to start pulling my positions.

It can't be a good sign that everything is red except tech

It is simple though anon. Green IDs end the week green, red ideas end the week red.

>>18910119
uber puts. they gonna lose the lawsuit in Cali

i wanna get started on investing in the stockmarket, so far i have invested in the stock only with one of those fake accounts without real money just to get it a bit of practical knowhow. it seems i always miss the timing on when to sell my stocks.
how do i get started?
is there something i should know about before investing?
what are some no-go's?
what should i start with as a more or less safe choice of investment?
anything you would do different if you had a chance to start all over again in investment?
any advice would help, really.
thanks in advance.

>>18910160
I should just have pulled out with +40% on thursday, but I got greedy and now I am greedy again and want to hold and wait

>>18910139
I'll probably get there too soon

>>18910118
I've lost 2/3 of gains in past week...sigh. Still up a good 10% for month so that's still not bad.

>>18910180
Never follow the advice of /biz/

That's the golden rule

>>18910167
That's a sign you should be parking your investments in tech until the bears go back to hibernating.

>>18910180
buy low, sell high. literally it

>>18910191
gonna pull myself out with long dated puts when my American account gets opened, thinking some specific corporations and some spy puts 2 months expiration from maybe mid may

RTX is gunna moon rr-right guys?

>>18910180
all you have to do is buy a share of tim apple every week

>>18910191
It's an efficient market. whatever you do it's a zero expectation.

wtf is going on with my PLNT stock

>>18910200
>didn't buy tech during the dip
ree

>>18909803
Bears unironically think this

What a lame day eod better go hard

>>18910169
Test

>>18910180
Buy SPY every week. Don't sell.

>>18910202
how do i know when its low?
just take a look at the average stockprice and buy it when its below that?
seems a bit too easy considering that alot of people end up with huge losses once they started trading.

SPY EMAs WATERFALLING
HUGE SELL VOLUME
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I told you SPY was not following SPX for 30 minutes, watch at this dump now fuckers.

My shortsell is ready

>>18910230
See you on the moon on friday

>>18910238
do you want to trade or do you want to invest

>>18910180
>how do i get started?
open an account with cheap broker
>is there something i should know about before investing?
nope
>what are some no-go's?
don't buy overpriced tech and """promising""" biotech stonks
>what should i start with as a more or less safe choice of investment?
PPL Corporation is suitable choice - it's a nice utility stonk with big dividend and there is some upside to it aswell, so you will make profit after it recovers from the corona smackdown
>anything you would do different if you had a chance to start all over again in investment?
I wish had invested in gold and not in stonks
>any advice would help, really.
buy PPL while its cheap, dividends are your frend

>>18909673
based

>>18909425
>I'm waiting to buy the dip on tankers
Smartest man on 4chan right now.

Did BARRICK GOLD have a shit quarter or something? Dumping a bit but still way over my DCA.

>>18910160
Cute butt

>>18910210
Nope I’m expecting a big dump but don’t really want to sell calls.

Lean Hogs back in business today

check out EVBG

What a boring day

Buy RTX bags

>>18910167
>>18910200
>>18910218
This feels like the dotcom bubble. The tech purge is coming soon.

>>18910169
fug :D

>>18910318
Serious question, how do you even buy shares of lean hogs?

I need to stop chasing. Just let moves come to me.

This is the slowest free fall ever

>>18910095
I'm mixed.
Mufg is. But while stng is down I entered a few cents lower and it went up 2 cents.
Let's see, intelsat I'm technically up 2 cents because I bought so much my average is 1.01. Ver I'm down on

>>18910305
Have you seen Japanese going wild for Older Jack?
Getting a lot of artwork now.
God I wish PE wasn't fucking me today.
Damn near my buy price.

>>18910340
I agree. Tech companies are becoming massively overvalued, I think it's boomers flocking to it thinking it's a safe haven

>>18910356
buy and hold brother

who /Vanguard/ here?

>>18910384
50% VTSAX, 50% cash here

>>18910384
lol get ready to get rekt when the recession starts to be reflected in the market. right now you have fomos and mutual fund managers thinking 1 month moves max

>>18910212
Based. Accumulated 60 shares during the dip. Now I can buy an Macbook.

Stock market? More like tech market, right fellas?

>>18910405
based

I have 50% VFIAX and 50% VTMGX

I have cash but it's normie checking, high yield savings cash

>>18910336
it's just a small dip you have no idea what you are talking about
t. boeing hodler

>>18910417
>t. Increasingly indebted Bobo for the 35th day in a row

>>18910417
My work is going back to full hours again. Don't know if the people working at home are also coming back yet.

>>18910429
What website is this?

>>18910336
I’ve been buying RTX bags for weeks and they haven’t done shit. Meanwhile I bought some DKNG as a joke at its made me a grand almost.

REEEE my 3M stocks are free falling when they're supposed to skyrocket

boy i can't wait to eat my BEYOND BURGERS

>>18910470
https://www.finscreener.com/map/map/sp500

>>18910340
probably true. nobody is going to be able to afford their services for the rest of the year. those faggots better not lay me off.

Just drop already this is too much foreplay, give me my cheapies

>>18910421
nice, ex div this friday. what's your avg

>>18910478

10cents has been deposited into your smelly unkempt vegan vagina

>>18910478
Yum, canola oil and pea protein pig slop!

>>18910429
>laughs in Costco

>>18910373
no how would I know what japs are up to?
long jack is good

>>18910478
this has to be pure speculation based on muh meat shortage meme articles. nobody actually eats that shit.

>>18910489
Check out what Airbnb and Uber today...all the bullshit jobs are getting purged. Tech is getting hit hard soon.

>>18910263
i would be interested in both

>>18910429
Ah geez it's almost as if our economy has changed in the 200 years of the stock market

geez man it's like technology has overtaken boomer industries like railroads and automobiles

oh man I can't believe that an index would reflect the changes in industries and the use of products in our daily lives aw geez man

>>18910384
I've got £2000 in the S&P500, I might look at other funds, but I'm mainly looking at oil and airliners at the moment.

>>18910563
Based dotcom boomer literally travelling through time

Tankers are kill

Get out now

>>18910534
more like cunnola oil, right bud?

WHY WONT DISNEY GO DOWN

>>18909024
I legit don't see how that can be, but then again I have no clue how a 50% earning beat, best quarter in a decade, single quarter earnings beating entire years' worth of earnings, and guidance that suggests minimum 2x that next quarter (plus more as contracts are locked in for fixed duration), plus transport after all this is over, 100% strong buy ratings, earnings considered 'as good as it gets' and 'dizzying' spot rates (all analyst quotes), countless reports that space is filling more than expected and even pipelines making storage deals, can possibly result in -10%, so maybe I'm just retarded!

>>18910451
I'm in cash

>>18910454
I think people will come back to work, things will open up, market will keep rising with the fed...but then eventually reality is going to set in. I think it might take a while for reality to strike though, because you can't fight the fed. But eventually the fed has to stop blowing its load

>>18910545
i think im safe. im actually in corporate security. that's been expanding fast, we're trying to hire hundreds of guards to take temperatures of employees before they enter.

they're also expanding our patrol teams, expecting people to get desperate and try more break ins.

new thread
>>18910620
>>18910620
>>18910620

>>18910478
Most unamerican post in this thread

>>18910599
everyone knows what the future is going to look like. Teleworking, Zoom-ing meetings while you have netflix or disney + on in the background

>>18910605
I'm in long island(NY) if that helps.

What do you guys think of DOCUSIGN?
I have heard about them because chainlink is involved with them and they just beat their ATH today.
Thinking about a getting a year long call. This shit seems impervious to corona and it just keeps pumping.

>>18910545
Most bullshit jobs aren't touched, a shitton of non-bullshit jobs are dead. Example of bullshit jobs that are safe forever: recruiting, real estate (despite 70% sale volume reduction, not a penny lower on sale prices), bank jobs, management, HR, duhversity jobs. Example of dead non-bullshit jobs: factory-tier jobs, manufacturing, small businesses.

>>18910429
Tech has been the constant safe space since March. Every other sector has had it's boat rocked weekly. You literally have to have the CEO tweet that the stock is overpriced to put a ding into anything tech.

I think tech has a reckoning overdue, because every other sector has been shaken out repeatedly already for weak hands. But we'll see, as has been mentioned everyday, fundamentals are right out the window. This market is powered by feels, rainbows, and unicorns.

>>18910599
retards buying the "dip", ironically preventing it from actually dipping

>>18910711
>10 k robinhood investors are propping up the value of one of the US's largest company
based

>>18910511
286

>>18910804
They are. Retail investors and zoomers are going all in. Check out all the records of new brokee registrations and in the meanwhile big boys are selling theirs.

>>18910681

The companies you're shitting on are making money, this is not some giant air-castle built on dreams.

P/E around 30 is not unreasonable given that the stock market is the only option if you don't want your money to be slaughtered by inflation.

>>18909332
9/11 killed JFK

>>18910681
Vegan food is booming
Look into it, its not only bynd

I TOLD y'all to buy MARK. It hit $1.

>>18909919

Unemployment is bullish for automation

>>18910358
Crypto trading made me too good for this kike boomer market and its manipulation/ non- free market handicaps

>>18911088
((((((PURE LUCK))))))

>>18910711
>List of stocks NOT TO BUY

>>18910529
You forgot yeast-oozing

TESLA CRASH TO SUB 300 STARTS NOW

>>18909246
I found a boomer on ST who made some good points on why to be careful with this stock
https://stocktwits.com/TRXCGO/message/210044531

>freeze eeeeet
>wee will crasch dis market in se aftermarket

>>18911290

SHOULD I BUY C NOW?

IT'S SITTING ON THE BOTTOM LADS