/biz/ - Business & Finance

One of the greatest investors of all time

Futures are up!

Exxon mobile is a good stonk

>DAX mooning upon news that their economy just went back multiple decades and factories closing permanently
Loved it

is raytheon technologies undervalued?

remember to go long on oil and defense to have a comfy cold war 2

>>18900182
3000 end of week and it's gonna stick this time for sure

Uhhhh...bulls? You might want to have a look at this.

>>18900267
ur TA is floppy dicks

>>18900267
i HOPE SO...

i bought the dip and want MORE CHEAPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Give me my dividend ENBL!

>>18900267
>can't even use TA right
this doesn't look anything like the crash retard the third zigzag is bigger wich would mean it opens and go up

>>18900267
The bulls are acting like total shills it really gets the almonds activating

Any fellow widow makers out there? Still holding strong on OKE but looking for more companies that deal in pipelines/natural gas and pay some good divies.

>Lost $800 of my $1200 Trump bux over the past few weeks trading
Might as well have bought myself a new gaming PC ;_;

>>18900380
did you fall for the tanker meme?

WHY THE FUCK DID I LISTEN TO THE MENTALLY ILL GALT INCEL AND NOT THE CHAD LEUKEMIA FIGHTING TGTX!!??

Pic unrelated. I don’t want to go to cvg and find out if this is something new or the variation we’ve known about for months.

>>18900219
Nope
>>18900182
The market usually proves Buffett right, give it time. Wait until all the seething idiots shut up first.

>>18900399
Woah, how did you guess?

>>18900448
Well at least it wasn’t UAVS meme.
That scam was so obvious.

>>18900182
>>18900408
Exactly this. We are nearly on top of the optimism peak. Retail investors flooded this shit market and made it even worse than before. But they are pretty sure, all a better buffett. ;)

>futures skyrocketing as they should be
Why are people still bears again?

>>18900491
Sorry to say, but as long as you are not able to break the 289, bulls are in srs danger.

>>18900448
You shouldn't have been trading tankers. You should have invested in them. The dividend are gonna be out of this world.

Dear Bearkeks
I'm bagholding

GS
JPM
HSBC
MS

Tell me how retarded I am for not selling them. They will go back up anyway or not?

>all of the bongs showing themselves

>>18900531
Bearkeks all busy larping like they are Michael Burry.

>>18900531
I'm not a bear but are you not concerned about being overweight in financials?
They aren't going to moon; best case they don't go down by too much and they can keep the divvy paid...
I also hold some bank stocks, but they are less than 20% of my equities...

>>18900531
I'm with you brother only bag holding

OKE
RTX

I'm probably gonna die if we crash like february.

bought ENBL yesterday, 500 shares, not sure if im fucked or not

>>18900569
>>18900531
I personally would stay out of financials and banks as well as tech. These are highly overvalued to begin with and I think banks might again be the stealthy crisis trigger in a few months. But what do I know, I am bagholding DHT right now even though the earnings were good. Might have to do with the Trump tweet but still.

>>18900597
Bagholding certain tech is fine right now, even if overvalued because it's the most reliable part of the market. Safe tech companies aren't losing revenue yet (if anything, gaining) and even if/when the market crashes they'd be the least affected by the dip.
Absolutely fuck banks though. There's a reason they're holding a shitton of cash right now and not giving out loans. They know they will be fucked in revenue by EOY.

>>18900531
>>18900583
Also bagholding RTX

>>18900597
Idk saying Tech is overvalued seems to me llike saying Coca Cola is overvalued 50 years ago.
The tech stocks is what we all use all the time.. like MSFT and GOOGL.. you can't avoid those companies

My heckin' stinkin' EU stinkaroonies are down
AARGHH

>>18900597
You'll probably need to hold that tanker bag for a few weeks but I think you'll be very happy a month from now.

>>18900659
Depends on your investing horizon, If you bought at MSFT at the peak of the dotcom bubble you'd be bag holding for a decade just to get even(while of course still getting divvies).

Why is EU shit dropping down? I've been trying to follow their news, but it's all messy, what's going on over there?

>>18900597
If banks get into slippery territory they get bailed out. Simple as.
They got bailed out in 08 when they were doing way more slimy shit compared to what they do these days

Is this shit going to bump or dump for real or are we still crabing like retards?

>>18900720
We are the crab intelligentsia, we know exactly what we're doing

>>18900702
krauts fuckin up the continent again

what is the next mvis?

>he bought?
>he sold?
crab et

>>18900693
Intersting point but different scenario.. Windows was shit for a long time but I feel they are on the right path at the moment. Some pretty good recent updates on win10.
After the dotcom bubble everyone who thought he is smart said linux is better than windows these morons still offend me

>>18900763
I hate crabs. Nobody wins with crabs.

>>18900702
Some German judges said its not ok to print money and QE. I dont understand this completely but I think it might fuck us.

>>18900775
theta gang reporting in, laughing pretty hard at this comment

>>18900775
high frequency scalpers

>>18900683
I think so too. And in the meantime the divvy is very nice. Invested like 1200 euros and will get upwards of 250 dollars per year now for DHT if they continue to do well (which I think they will).

>>18900182
tl;dr; buy the dip

>>18900781
The high court ruled it's unconstitutional to buy junk bonds of Italy and the bad companies. The actually ruled that Germany can't continue to contribute to it. Effectively this means that Southern Europe is bankrupt if this is not resolved. Let's just say that this will mess shit up.

Other than that the EU is fucked anyway. Anybody who says this is the bottom is a retard. Next step is collective defaults in the Southern Europe and the economy in general not improving. Time to cut loose the cancer.

>>18900768
>Windows was shit for a long time
Microsoft ran a monopoly even after the dotcom bubble since everyone in tech was either in shambles or outright bankrupt. Apple was non-existent for the longest time and Linux had a very minuscule following.

>>18900733
EMAN

Bros I haven't had any Adderall since Sunday night....

>>18900659
>Idk saying Tech is overvalued seems to me llike saying Coca Cola is overvalued 50 years ago.
This happens every tech bubble. Tech isn't worthless, except maybe Uber, but it becomes a self feeding cycle that pushes this companies well past what they are worth. Then when investors realize that no one is going to buy them out or that they might not ever pay dividends it becomes an avalanche where you realize its best not to be the last to sell.
>>18900768
Windows continues to be straight garbage but well monopolized straight garbage. The Amazon of OSes.

>>18900928

>been seeing this shit everywhere
why nigga

>>18900856
>>18900938
I would say you guys have a point. But I imagine an Idiocracy type future where this will end in utter perversion. The ones who are big right now will only get bigger until they as powerful as sovereign countries. No chance for a new OS. If you start a new thing they will steal every good idea from you and then just crush you with competition.

>>18900938
I agree about tech. Look at the EPS and P/E of these companies. Bar Microsoft I don't think they will perform well during the crisis (remember that Google, AIR BNB and many other earnings are bad and will be worse). They are very dependent on disposable income or marketing in general.

>>18900659
How the fuck are you guys bag holding rtx, chad was telling you to buy it when it was still 40 bucks and I bought in at 52 already regretting being late, you telling me you waited til 69 to buy? It's what you get for not listening to chad

Ah shit.
This really is going to be the worst quarter. The shortest recession ever. I only get it the bigger picture with hindsight.

No ones going to want to shutdown a second time. Especially not if the federal government isn’t there with handouts. So if they say we’re open then we are open.

I went too hard into cash.

>>18901038
They listened to the shill because he shilled and memed all the way to the top.

Sick fucks don’t even profit from making other anons lose money.

>>18901055
anyway you look at it, all this corona stuff is going to instantly evaporate after November 3rd.

>>18901038
I just sold 70% because I still think it might go way up.
Crisis entails wartime. And wartime means firing rockets at shithole countries

>UAL Bonds starting to get dumped into the secondary market
IT BEGINS

>>18901082
The world is bigger than just the US...

>>18901106
thanks for the indicator

>>18901128
Barely

be are going back bros

>>18900408
> new mutation or same old?
Same as has been rumored for some time but the evidence is starting to build, although still just pre-print/non-peer-reviewed.

>>18900928
shes climbin

>>18900723
No you don't. If the arrow of time weren't unidirectional you'd be crabbing left half the time.

>>18900349
i sold my OKE :( i thought the stock would dump after earnings, kinda baseless, might buy back in when i can

>>18901157
bee?

>>18901222
>he doesn't know
this is why you are not a part of the secret crab society

You know what's making me so bullish? I think I already had corona. Had a very weird persistent cough for 2 weeks. Now I started smoking again to freshen up my lungs. I'm usually not a very healthy guy but this was nothing compared to the flu.
Coronavirus is the Kony of diseases

>bounced off $2890 on SPX again

>>18901269
No worries. It penetrated briefly through 2889, the true memeline barrier

>>18901258
Nobody under 40 really cares about corona. It's all about they boomers.

>>18901277
Well I have seen stressed out 55y old alcoholics survive it

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/boris-johnson-alcohol-pledge-1-6365204

I just saw an UPS truck pass me by without the EV numbers. THAT MEANS IT'S NOT RUNNING ELECTRICITY.
THEY ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE OIL DIP
LMAO

>>18901336
He would've died without medical help which is why we're "flattening the curve" in the first place to avoid overloading the hospitals.

>he wants cheap house?

I am outside the US, so I am lucky enough to have access to CFDs.

Of coarse, CFDs are a tool to prey on the idiot masses. But I am not part of the idiot masses.

I can create a portfolio of diverse assets to maximize Sharpe ratio, then use CFDs to lever up to my risk tolerance.

So I ask, what's the catch? I'm thinking margin call is the only risk.
and
What should my desired risk tolerance be?
I'm thinking [Target Vol. ] = [Retirement Age] - [My Age].

>>18900182

>>18901389
This doesn't require much thought, actually

Fat tails.
As the saying goes, "It's like picking pennies in front of a steam roller".

>>18901372
I still think it might be a mistake. In economy games like Banished purposely making the economy come to a halt is usually game over. I have played these games alot and how it would work out is that if you have enough supply to endure it and then restart with supply it still will come to hickups wich will show signs next year and make everyone starve the year after. Hopefully the stocks Im bagholding will recover before the 2022 big bang

>>18901487
it's just a shitty simulation tho

>>18901389
>Of coarse, CFDs are a tool to prey on the idiot masses. But I am not part of the idiot masses.
>
>I can create a portfolio of diverse assets to maximize Sharpe ratio, then use CFDs to lever up to my risk tolerance.
:XDDDD

>>18901487
Bro I love banished

>>18901504
>it's just a shitty simulation tho
'no'

>>18901389
you potat
cfds are for very short term gambling

>>18901504
Might be but it is true that you can't halt the economy and expect it to just start afterwards. This is not over yet and now that the BRRR mandate is slowing gone, the cracks will start to show.

i've found myself a new hobby - pretending to be a bull on investing.com

>>18900702
>Why is
Its not the fucking based krauts its the fucking PMI report showing that no one is building anything... I have no idea how this is not "priced in" already but yeah. My GBP / USD was looking good until this came out fuck.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-eurozone-economy-pmi/euro-zone-business-activity-ground-to-near-halt-in-april-pmi-idUSKBN22I0WX

>>18901547
It differs from reality because you can't print money. There should be a mod called "BRR easy mode" would save alot of frustration

>>18900928
He bought?

Dompet
>>18900791

>>18900702
we don't create fake money to increase stock prices like US feds (government) does. at least not yet.

>>18901487
>In economy games like Banished
wat

>>18901372
>>18901336
>>18901277
they definitely had him onn one of those ECMO machines before it got serious I bet. And probably used fresh blood from some healthy and disposable young chap.

>>18901584
Oh no no no nno no...
You think the USD is fake but Lagarde's Euro is real... wewww laddy

>>18901613
i said "print to buy stocks" nothing else.

>>18901269
It will push through during market hours. Futures settling in right below is perfect. It was on track to do so yesterday and by the power of memes it shall today.

>>18901637
they're doing the same distressed debt backstopping last time I checked... unless this german thing was able to stop that

>>18901555
Yeah, I'll get liquidated with a small downward movement.

Where as I wish I could use the gains in other assets to finance the losses in a losing asset. Which would make sense if the tails weren't fat.

>>18901567
Because it was priced in for all of a week before retarded hopers got everyone to think it's not that bad.

>>18901170
Ah so just like when they “discovered” asymptomatic spreaders then.

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/06/coronavirus-european-union-to-contract-7point5percent-due-to-the-pandemic.html

>7.5%
7.5%
>7.5%
7.5%

>DAX GREEN
DAX GREEN
>DAX GREEN
DAX GREEN

Futures green and bobos alive. States are opening European countries are slowly opening. Pharma companies are close to a vaccin. Investors already anticipated huge loses and are looking for a long term. Algo bots crashed hard till 23th of may and are slowly accumulating stocks hence the forseeing dips. While retails investors in /smg/ aka bobo degenerates won’t take off their tinfoil hats.

Do you think CVS results will be good this morning bros?

>>18901703
Anyone else been hearing how now covid causes a rash? The jews are trying their best to keep us home and afraid there has to be something bigger going on behind the scenes

>>18901722
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN
>PRICED IN
PRICED IN

>>18901733
Biblical dumps and volume getting crushed is bobo signs you degenerate bulljew.

>>18901733
>States are opening European countries are slowly opening
Wrong?
Spain extended, Italy partial, France extended

Germany cases already rising after reopening

UK no idea what they are doing

>Pahrma companies close to vaccine?
2021-2022 earliest realistic date yet and still after years no vaccine found fo SARS or Mers

> Investors already anticipated huge loses and are looking for a long term

Who? bullshit.

>>18900349
I like ET because their ads on the radio bring me zen.
Also I hate those fucking hippies from the standing rock protest so I bought it to spite them. Decent divvies too and they are storing oil in the pipelines now so that might pay off, but after the tanker fiasco who knows.

Germany not helping Southern Europe is priced in.

Only thing that is new is that German Law is superior to EZB and that's not a big suprise because Germany is leading the EU

Crab day confirmed

Why the fuck does robinhood not offer pennystocks. Regular investing is so boring. I want to yolo $1k on a stock that is like $0.01

I fell for the tanker meme and I'm interested in the industry now

>>18901792
Germany already helped Italy and Spain in ww2 so it is probably only fair

>>18901820
We will be back, tankerbro. Collect the divvy in the meantime

https://youtu.be/6CtxkCmcsiw
As a bear this is my theme song for the day.

>>18901820
>tfw 21 with no degree
im ngmi

>DIS already almost back up to 99
Absolutely invincible floor at 100.

>>18901820
Same,
Was looking through their websites for the earnings and went to the careers page.
"Well, maybe I want to be a seaman!"

>>18901859
>>18901846
pretty

buy low while you can, it will be 90$ soon

>>18901840
Just liquidate your short positions and there will be an end to the horror

>>18901613
You should play banished now

>>18901846
Bro just play banished
It's on steam

>>18901847
Anyone buying DIS lads

>>18901927
Have a little patience
I'm not really buying anything. I get tempted by all kinds of stuff, but I'm already heavy in equities

>up $100 to down $3 overnight
Wew I love never making any money bros weee

Muh damn small caperinos

Tvix Bros... Is tvix going to be another sqqq? Tempted to go all in at premarket . If this goes back to 250 then the gains will be insane

I sold in March before it tanked another 15% but now everything's back to what I sold at. I'm so close to FOMOing back in but everything is overpriced.

>>18901958
Probably 250 by Friday

>80k new cases every damn day
Running out of rent yet, bulls?

>>18901886
RTX got picked on hard in yesterday's closing sell off

Not sure results won't take it down further

Anyone else going to print money on $ATVI at open?

>>18901967
$ATVI bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>18901981
>>18901990
Have they announced a release date for OW2, D4, WC4, SC3, WoW2, or literally any game yet?

>>18901990
that divy looks bad.
Well, actually that is ok for a company like Activision

>>18901915
Did you try that new one Ostria/Ostriv? It's okay and has potential but didn't get around to it yet.

>>18900782
>theta gang
Go back stay back

Went all in on 500pts otm puts that expire tomorrow

>>18901990
I didn't think I'd ever say that unironically again but thanks Blizz

>>18901642
Or we're just going to go ahead and nudge on through now i guess.

>>18901967
I will raise rent you don't pay don't even think about it

Another day another infinite battle of fighting the 289 SPY. Good luck.

>>18902055
Based

>>18902110
we break it 10 mins after open and never go below ever again

NASDAQ over 9000

>>18902121
Like yesterday. yoyo

>>18901487
Based, incredibly based
I like city builders
The thing that recked me in banished one time was a massive population boom after some great years, then those boomers overpopulated everything so i couldn't support more children, new kids mortality was up for some winters
Boomers ate everything when they where old and couldn't make new children, so everyone except 7 zoomers starved

>DHT is crashing with no survivors
this is not worth holding anymore

>>18901570
>what is cheat engine

>>18902166
>he fell for the get rich quick tanker meme
daytraders

>>18901968
they will be bad.
but... they might offer some more insight into the merger and how it was conducted and institutional investor might be waiting for that to invest.
So... it's unclear.

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED LMAO

OIL TREND IS WEAKENING BOYS

Brace for impact

>>18902212
I hope not, half my portfolio is oil at this point.

>>18902166
WAIT
I seriously don't understand people selling now.
Do you have other stocks you need the money for?

Tanker stock are oversold as fuck. They will go up regardless. And have a possibility of mooning if oil goes down in May 19th. Which incidently is the record date for DHT's dividends. There is no reason to sell DHT now.

FRO is killing me
I guess I'm going down with the ship and collecting divvies
17.6 div yield seems too good to be true though so I'm just assuming i'll get fucked on that too

Today is really one of the worst stock market anime episodes since the first week of April

>>18902223
Get some tanker stocks to balance that.

>>18902234
>Tanker stock are oversold as fuck. They will go up regardless. And have a possibility of mooning if oil goes down in May 19th. Which incidently is the record date for DHT's dividends. There is no reason to sell DHT now.

They already went up, you missed the boat. By the time the shilling started here, they had already topped out. Get rid of tankers if you know whats good for you.

DOW JONES currently at ~24.070
DOW JONES currently at ~24.070
DOW JONES currently at ~24.070

>>18902234
If it drops down to 4 and 5 dollar range it’ll get even worse and the divs wont change that. I’m not playing the sunk cost fallacy game betting a once in a lifetime event will happen again in a week to rescue my position.

>>18902244
You get to feel firsthand why divvy stocks are trash in general. Any value in holding the stock is being discounted by the divvy.

>>18902252
I did last week and I was down 22% on them before I finally sold them. What terrible advice.

who here buying mice today?

>>18902223

WHy is F so schizophrenic? Fuck the COO

>>18902343
Bond market tells it like it is. Bonds maturing within a year are selling at or above premium. Bonds more than 4-5 years out are selling at fire sale prices.
No one has any faith in Ford. It's just GIBBS and hope of future GIBBS that acts as a short to mid term buy pressure

>CVS Health Corp announced earnings per share of $1.91 on revenue of $66.76B. Analysts polled by Investing.com anticipated EPS of $1.62 on revenue of $64.04B. That with comparison to EPS of $1.62 on revenue of $61.65B in the same period a year before.CVS Health Corp had reported EPS of $1.73 on revenue of $66.89B in the previous quarter.Analysts are expecting EPS of $1.82 and revenue of $64.99B in the upcoming quarter.

>>18902308
It's over Mr. Mouse. Everyone is tunning out.

>>18901128
Honestly not by much only country can even hold a torch is China in 30 years and India in 120 years ..... most of Europe are just little territories Canada. Canada Australia , uk are a joke and shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same breath

>>18902282
I'm already so down I'm just going down with the ship
I should be smart >>18902281
>>18902295
and just sell them off but I'm retarded so I'm going down

>>18902380
fuck it, im buying mice even if i have to hold for years

>>18902394
Cope

>>18900157
Just bought 300 dollars of WBT
Just bought 1500 dollars of MRO
Comfy af boys

>>18902399
The real cut the shit loose mark is after contracts roll over again which will be shortly after the dividend date.

>>18900182
Will he buy disney?

>>18902437
>wait for a 50% loss
lmao tankerfags are hilarious

>>18902005
They probably making a killing off the micro transactions from call of duty with everyone staying home they probably figure that season pass isn’t a bad deal

>another $2890 denial
when does this end?

I am gonna be rich

>>18902281
>Drops to 4 bucks with an annual divvy of ~40% at that price.

>>18900157
Do we think the worst is over for oil or do we see another drop, given current understanding of the world ?

>>18902519
line goes up brother, the fire rises

>>18902511
>he thinks the div won’t get lowered when the profitability ends
lmao@your bags

>gap on red dildo
IS THIS IT?

>>18902548
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>18902519
last week everyone expected it to go negative again, now everythings fine? dont think so

So the Oil stocks are bigger now? The demand can grow?

Don't get crabbed. The pump won't last

>>18902308
Best thing to do today desu. But the recovery won’t be fast. Heavily lucrative anyway because most of their assets aren’t perishable ones.

>>18902562
whenever volume kicks in IT'S FUCKING RED

b-bros the crab pinch...is hard to take.
I don't know if I can take it anymore bullbros

>>18902603
It never goes down much. Lots of liquidity sitting on prices below. Not so much on the upside.

>>18902602
my thoughts exactly, can't be bothered with short terms anyway in the clown market

>>18902256
>They already went up
>>18902281
>If it drops down to 4 and 5 dollar range it’ll get even worse
>>18902295
>I was down 22% on them before I finally sold them. What terrible advice.

You people are dense.
First off. I bought them on 20th April and sold them on the 22.
I wasn't even going back in, not until the 16 or 16th of May.
But people are overselling them.
Now is the time to buy, if they drop, buy more, they are literally on sale.

>>18902244
>17.6 div yield seems too good to be true though so I'm just assuming i'll get fucked on that too
DHT just INCREASED the div!
Why would FRO reduce it?!


People FOMOed into tankers and got fucked.
Now they fail to see that the stocks are undervalued.
Will they drop even more? maybe... but as time goes on they will eventually be at January 2020 levels.

It's the same shit with RTX under 60$. The stock fair price is over 80$ and people are selling it like idiots now because it doesn't go up.
Except RTX isn't beneficing at all from the market right now and tankers are, a lot!

You want to sell tanker stocks now because you are sure they haven't hit the bottom yet? Sure, ok.
You are selling tanker stocks because you lost money and want out of the ride at the worst possible spot? You're dumb. Buy high, sell low mentality.

>>18900182
My 20 cents he sold his airlines to massively invest in Disney. One of the most lucrative societies ever. Fits well with coca promo and apple. He can even buy five guys to make cooler parks.

>>18902628
Oil will crab from now on. Nobody else needed in the market.

>>18902631
Can you tankers shills fuck off already no one cares.

>>18902548
Yes.

>>18902653
this

>>18901981
I grabbed a few $69 6/19 at the drop before close yesterday. Hoping it pushes above $72 again.

>>18902631
>DHT just INCREASED the div!
>Why would FRO reduce it?!
I dunno
Can you tell me why their divvies increased, their earnings increased, they're stylin' and profilin' but most places are saying that they missed earnings and their stock nosedived even further?
Nothing in this retarded market makes sense.

>>18902603
Since the beginning of the stock market, hundreds of years ago, Rallies have been low/declining volume, and red spikes are always higher volume, you Fucking n00b, all of you Noobs pathetic. means squat

>>18902234
what about NAT? i fell for the NAT meme now i wish i got DHT instead

Bullbros.... I don’t feel so good...

I've been holding tankers since before they were shilled on /biz/. Gains were up over 30% at one point, now they're down to about flat or slightly negative

I'm thinking moving forward tankers may experience a boom/bust cycle every month. We will boom when futures contracts expire on the 19/20th and bust shortly after because people quickly forget that supercontango has not been solved and wont be for months.

if you're holding tankers right now, you may as well just hold them until the 19th/20th. No point in selling for a loss right now if you're down.

The tanker play is not supposed to be buy and hold, if you're still holding, you deserve to get burned.

any other cheapies today? going long
>>18902649
when to buy mice today?

>>18902704
Dude I’m long on a lot of things but you’re a moron and completely incorrect and delusional. Today is a near day confirmed, I sold everything green premarket.

i dont know how many times i have said that you guys are too late for the tanker party, just for future reference if oil is going up do not long tankers, also there are vlcc rates available for free , so check them also

>>18902793
KSS

>>18902796
I didnt even give you a sentiment, I gave you a fact about volume n00b

>>18902793
DIS needs to drop to at least 95 to be considered

How can I become successful business man like Elon Musk?

>>18902821
Fail upward because this generation needed a memer "scientist"

>>18902787

any oilbros can comment on this thought?

>ahhhh that third coffee of the day

Feels good man, where my /coffeegang/ at?

>>18902833
WHy hold the stock and not leverage with options if he thinks this is true?

>>18902874
>>18902874
that's exactly what i'm doing

Oil has no right to be this high right now, especially when it'll dump once again in 2 weeks.

>>18902818
bullkek cope this early oh wow

>>18902887
Well, I honestly think you have a great position, if and only if, you are absolutely confident about the cyclical market trend. I think that you are probably right about it for the next 2-3 months, but as the economies begin to open (with America setting the trend for the rest of the world) oil will begin to burn again. 2-3 months max before oil begins a solid climb upward. That's my opinion

>>18902874
>>18902887
>>18902913

because i dont fully understand how to play options yet, thats why. lol

>>18902931
>because i dont fully understand how to play options yet, thats why. lol
Wise man not playing with shit you don't understand. Very wise.

>>18902821
Schizophrenia, charisma, money.

>>18902931
me either. this is just the most efficient way to play my tiny stack against this

if it pays off in the ways it damn sure looks like it SHOULD, i could change my entire family tree

if it doesn't... i go back to work just like i would have anyway

>>18900267
In english, doc

>>18902818
tell me more about volume...

it's stuck?

Apologise

>>18902931
don't, I've lost 100% playing stupid games

God I wish this were me

>>18902994
Ahhh
Its a zombie!

>>18902995
you should play a smart game like Banished

>>18902958
If you’re not 90% cash until we break 300 or 280, you’re retarded.

Guys should I hold onto my 12/18 DHT 15c and my 5/15 NAT 10c, or just cut my losses?

Chinese cold is cancelled in Europe.

>oil

>>18903019
cash doesn't pay divvvvvvidends tho

>>18903022
i'll buy the DHT

I wish life had a fast forward button so I could just skip to my daily rape. I'm ready to get it over with

>>18902972
all dumps are high volume, all rallies are low volume. thats how its always been and always will be

Are penny stocks more profitable and in larger quantities than crypto coins which 15000x ?
Was there penny stock worth 1/1000th of a penny which even a child with 6$ a month could invest into?

>>18903073
what if we have a high volume rally....

>>18902416
Only two companies in America scare me, and it is Disney and Amazon. Luckily DIS shares are on discount.

DHT earnings call in 15 minutes for those who want to call in:

https://www.dhtankers.com/dht-holdings-inc-to-announce-first-quarter-2020-results-tuesday-may-5-2020/

Dial in number is in link

RDSB is doing my fucking head in

>>18903019
Absolute pussy brainlet. GET IN THERE. Short etf or buy gold and silver.

>>18902793
Tomorrow
Down-Up-Down

>>18902819
89$ would be fine.
.60$EPA

>>18903105
alternatively
>https://www.dhtankers.com/webcasts/

>>18903073
>A breakout that generates low volume and indecisive candlesticks - such as a doji star - could be a sign of a bull trap.

But believe what u want. Your wording alone is beyond retarded.

>all dumps are high volume
>all
>all rallies are low volume
>all

>China reports 0 new cases
Fucking bullish as fuck. Everyone dead in China. They did it, AGAIN! Second wave was nothing.

>Papa John's earnings miss estimates
MUH DAMN PEPPERONIES!!! AAGHHJHHHHHHHBRBRBRHHHHh

>>18902162
I had the overpopulation issue too.. I had a thriving town with 100 people or so and suddenly the game asked me to take like 13 immigrants. What could go wrong I thought. Everyone starved.

Now imagine a town. Let's call it germany. That takes way to many immigrants, then halts it's economy all the while shutting down a couple of resources because.. muh.. climate.
Sounds like a pretty interesting szenario

>>18902234
I ain't selling. Divvy is good and they did great financially. I really don't see why they will drop further right now with such a bright future ahead. Chillex a bit everybody, nobody said this was a fast play. Futures will end, divvy date is up and the press conference starts in 5 fucking minutes. Even Zacks is positive about the company and you know how normies suck that up.

I'll sit back and relax and well see. In the mean time I am comfortably growing my cash position so I can get back in after the market stabilizes in a few months or years.

>>18903105
Source on thrust?

>everyone waits for a +1% green day
>brace for impact in 3..2..

>>18903178
The algos will do whatever is necessary for 1%. They need to reload the bag dump after yesterday

>>18903175

i cant remember its some 245 page manga about some dude banging his neighbor and their sisters

>>18902994
i just bougth GM for a piggyback off earnings boost and will sell it tomorrow how fuckd am i

pls let my options print so I can gtfo this fucking market at a slight loss instead of a massive loss

>>18902821
how long have RKG and Elon been together?

>>18903161
NOOOOO HOW

NOT MY PEPPERINOS!! THEY FIRED THE HECKIN RACIST BOSSERINO!!!

So do you guys reckon IAG stock price is going to fall even more once they announce their earnings for this quarter or do you reckon it will go up?

>>18903073
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/dow-futures-flat-as-stock-market-braces-for-private-sector-report-from-adp-that-could-show-20-million-jobs-losses-in-april-2020-05-06?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo


whats going to happen when this report comes out in 15 minutes and our futures are only +.50%

How will Ginsburgs death affect the markets?

>>18903210
Which options you got?

>>18903209
Usually works, but this market right now is beyond rational.

>>18903079
no they get delisted if they stay under $1 for more than 2 months in a row

I put £2000 into the S&P500, did I make a mistake?

>>18903201
Close as neighbors
Webtoon

>>18903225
>EU predicts region will contract 7.4% this year in worst economic shock since 1930s
>In February, the European Commission estimated a 1.4% rise in GDP for the EU this year.
Just a slight upwards correction of 6%. And the futures doesn't even care.

>>18903225
Dips like 0.5 and then back up

bank bros sneakily selling off their stock options before the next leg down

>>18903230
SPY to 550 within 2 minutes

>>18903230
http://scotusdeathwatch.com/

>>18903246
You will turn a profit even if it takes 11 years

>>18903246
Now? Wait for a break of 289 SPY...ridicolous to go in now.

>>18903225
so far the more people were unemployed, the more the market pumped. I'd guess S&P +5% EOD

WE'RE LIVE DHT EARNINGS CALL

https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/k92bkjhe

>>18903175
Close as Neighbors by Semni and Rodong
15 seconds of googling
anon delivers

>>18903263
>>18903266
She is going to die. This really is it

>>18903261
Why would they do that during the golden bull run :^)

>when you bought calls on beyond yesterday
How do I hold all this money

Will wells fargo get bailed out? It looks like shit right now, it's still at its lows and holds way more mortgage and risky debt than other banks.

>>18903246
Just keep adding to it each month

Triple top on QQQ

>>18903247
>gook shit
dropped

>>18903154
Yeah youve never looked at a chart in your life I get it bro
>>18903225
I dont know we're up Hella gains the past 30 days

>>18903273
I hope for your sakes tankerbros that you don't get fucked on these

Oils gonna dump finally?

>>18903298
>fibomemers
>>18903283
>banks ever allowed to fail
This entire economy will become one gigantic zombie before that happens

New thread on the horizon

anything other than dubs and i dump it

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

BOBO ARE YOU OK?

BOBO.. ARE U-UU-..OOKKEE?...

BOBO...

ARE YOU THERE?

PLEASE BOBO... ANSWER ME!

>>18903266
>acute cholecystitis
she's probably going to be fine unless she somehow gets a hospital acquired infection
>t. male psychiatric nurse

>>18903317
Its not Fibs its personally hand drawn lines, Im an artisan

This is all we're down on ex-divvy day? Lame, I was hoping for a bigger discount. Might just buy more USAC.

>>18903335
damn nearly got the quads, guess its all red today

>>18903298
>memelines ever being accurate
gb2gaia

>>18903276
thanks but >>18903288

lads, i got some ENBL yesterday, generally trying to accumulate gas bois that are not too overpriced, any other gas accumulation lads around here?

WHY IS JEROME BUYING BITCOIN AND NOT TANKER STOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18903348
seems to be a lot of people trying to bail premarket

>>18903382
What brokerage is that from? That color scheme is trash

OIL IS FREE FALLING AAAHHHHH

Hahaha holy fuck this is it, this is the next leg.

>>18903423
https://imgur.com/Dpghbby

you goddamn right it is

In the meantime DHT is reporting the best earnings they have and will have the coming quarters. FOOKING LEGENDS!

https://edge.media-server.com/mmc/p/k92bkjhe

NOW it is time to go long on some tankers, and ONLY short term, DO NOT HOLD TANKERS IN THE 2H , I REPEAT THIS FOR THE LAST TIME

Oh no, oil is back to 1 day ago.

>>18903354
suck my golden bull balls

>>18903423
What would be some good oil companies to invest in if I think it is going to go up?

AHHH HOLY SHIT 20 MILLION HAAHHAHAHAHA


https://adpemploymentreport.com/


SELL SELL SELLL

TVIX SDOW SPXS BUY TIME

lmao

dow jones just dumped below 24k

I am gonna make it

ADP reports small businesses lost 6 million jobs in april
Job losses in April more than double great depression, 20.2 million jobs lost vs. 20.05 expected

>>18903528
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>>18903528
>>18903528
>>18903528

>>18903528
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>>18903528
>>18903528
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>>18903528
>>18903528
>>18903528

thread

>prev: -149K
>actual: -20,236K
now this is podracing! sadly for bobros it is already priced in

>>18903466
>DO NOT HOLD TANKERS IN THE 2H

What's the 2H?

>>18900219
Very. Do some research

>>18900715
Doesn't mean they don't slip 35%. Wfc is the only big boy with a price worth looking at right now imo. All the rest are further from the floor.

>>18900996
Kinda what happens right now but they buy you out, not crush you

>>18903791
are you concerned that WFC might be concerned than the others for a reason

>>18903828
They have a bit more security due to the account scandal. WFC and BAC are nearly identical in terms of safety imo. JPM is the best, but they're way overvalued for where we are right now.

>>18903211
>how long have RKG and Elon been together?
Long enough to have a baby.

>>18900198
Yessir I bought 10 shares yesterday