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>> No.18896547

Should I use margin to go all in on $RTX and $DFEN?

>> No.18896550

Fuck all of you

>> No.18896551
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>>18896536
MVIS $4 eod tomorrow unironically. Screencap this.

>> No.18896556
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18896556

SOON, THE FEDERAL RESERVE CAN'T KEEP THIS CHARADE PROPPED UP FOREVER

>> No.18896564
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>>18896551
>gambling on another pump and dump

>> No.18896565

>>18896551
MVIS will only moon if Bill Mitchell dies tomorrow. Screencap this. Also check these digits

>> No.18896569

FUCK WORREN BLOMPFET THE DUMB CUNT SOLD THE BOTTOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

BLUFFPET IS A FRAUD!

>> No.18896579

Shop, Wayfare, ETSY, PAYPAL, SQUARE. Why aren't these in the /biz/ hedge fund? making too much money?

>> No.18896581
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18896581

Spaghetti formulation signal from yesterday is currently accurately predicting futures. Crash incoming
This kind of spaghetti signal is rarely wrong

>> No.18896582
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18896582

Will SPY hit 300 before 5/18???

>> No.18896586

Where’d all the tankerbuds go?

>> No.18896594

>>18896586
hung themselves not far from the TVIX niggers

>> No.18896599

>>18896581
Yawn here we go again. We ain’t crashing.

>> No.18896601

>>18896582
haha wtf is that real

>> No.18896613

>>18896582
how much catnip did they give that cat!?!

>> No.18896617

>>18896586
They made their own general. Or somebody made a containment thread for them.

>> No.18896623
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18896623

When are Airlines going to start going up? I've been sitting on $2k waiting to buy

>> No.18896629

>>18896599
Technicals are NEVER wrong.

>> No.18896639
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18896639

Impressive portfolio, very nice. Now let's see his FICO score.

>> No.18896642

>>18896623
Please tell me that's a man

>> No.18896669

>>18896623
I see a bulge.

>> No.18896673

in the Princes of the Yen documentary (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY)) they mention something called "non-GDP based transactions" as a fraction of total loans, which they explain as essentially unproductive borrowing that doesn't contribute to GDP growth. They stated that it tends to increase in periods before banking collapses. Does this go by another name or is it not reported, I can't find it.

>> No.18896690

>>18896617
>made a containment thread for them
I didn't start it, but I've been helping to keep it up so they stop shitting up smg.

>> No.18896691

>>18896673
yeah its called brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.18896695
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18896695

>Food shortages
>Supply lines blown
>Manufacturing shut down
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Mortgage forbearance increasing
>Countless impending bankruptcies
>Enormous debt crisis
>Stocks go up
>New all time highs
>Forward looking!
>Priced in!
*sips*

>> No.18896720
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18896720

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18896726

>>18896564
after doing a shitload of research i am thoroughly convinced this is not a larp.

>> No.18896735

>>18896579
Fuck Etsy, lost $9000 on that short.

Logically they should fucking drop big after earnings, but nothing about this stock at a 52 week high is logical.

>> No.18896738

>>18896720
I hope you get hit by a car you autistic retard

>> No.18896739

>>18896673
shit weeb documentary but theres a part where they say the central bank or w/e buys those loans and then invests them into building parks and money machine go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18896746
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>>18896547
>RTX
Have 30 shares right now at 60 and am somewhat regretting it. I hope we don't get slaughtered on earnings.

Other natural gas anons here? Any other companies you recommend? Got OKE and was hoping to make some money off holding natural gas since its better than oil.

>> No.18896748
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>>18896639
it's been flat for 2 months

>> No.18896752

>>18896551
what is a ssr list

>> No.18896756

>>18896536
prayers up for Bill, family.

>> No.18896786

>>18896746
i think RTX is a good buyif you just wanna grab something and forget about it for the next couple years but its not going anywhere anytime soon so your money is better spent elsewhere if you are trying to make quicker gains

>> No.18896794

Noob here, just want to be clear on some terminology.

Buy/Sell Market - Trade at the current prevailing price
Buy/Sell Limit - Trade at a specified price
Stop Market - Trade a stock when the market price rises or falls to a certain price, basically protecting from a crash by selling before the price gets too low or buying to try and get in on an upward trend

On TDAmeritade, what is the difference between Stop Limit and Stop Market?

Any other quick terms I should know?

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>>18896695

>> No.18896836

>>18896752
the type of drug anyone who buys this stock is going to need to be on

>> No.18896846

>>18896829
Clearly a different, albeit similar, cat

>> No.18896850

>>18896794
Google that shit nigga, this ain’t twenty questions

>> No.18896887
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>>18896639
My Kikeo score hasn't been under 720 in six years. Damn, being moderately successful is so easy.

>> No.18896898

>>18896794
stop limit: if price reaches X, sell only if it can fill for Y or higher

stop market: if price reaches X, sell for the current price on the market that will fill

>> No.18896904

>>18896794
Stop market - once stock price hits stop then order converts to a market order and dumps them at market price.

Stop limit - once stock price hits stop then order converts to a limit order. You enter 2 prices for this type of order, a stop trigger price and a limit price.

>> No.18896914

Why are futures down after huge Beyond Meat + Activision + Chegg earnings? Things are only looking up.

>> No.18896922

You ready for the crash tomorrow?

Think long and hard.

>> No.18896933

Any MNLO Chads?

>> No.18896935

Honestly impressed at how quickly everyone forgot that USO went to fucking 300% minus and now pretends everything is okay. And this is just a slice of the global market.

>> No.18896943
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>>18896914
the mouse has been killed

>> No.18896950

>>18896922
i really hope it happens tomorrow since my puts are expiring tomorrow

>> No.18896952

>>18896922
says the nervous bobo for the 6 thousandth time in the last month

>> No.18896953

>>18896898
>>18896904
now explain to me like im a retard with adhd with an example and illustrations

>> No.18896957

>>18896794
>not knowing the most important term in trading circles: "Al Dente"
fuuuuuck dude, i REALLY hoped you checked that box when setting up your account or you're going to be setting HALF your capital gains going to The Grabbler

>> No.18896966

>>18896914
Disney ded

>> No.18896968

>>18896898
>>18896904
Thanks bros.

>> No.18896971

>>18896935
im wondering if there will be SEC investigations into the faggotry that brokers did to our options after the stock split

>> No.18896985

>>18896786
Man don't say this. Everyone here said it was going to $90. Fuck!

>>18896943
Very annoying they keep saying how Disney plus is doing so well. But they ignore that a lot of people with cable got it free for a year.

>> No.18896986

>>18896564
It's actually quite possible a total idiot became a millionaire through options just because the market can be stupid, too.

>buy ZOOM, get a shitload
>buy in Tesla, make a shitload
>buy calls on bad earnings, make a shitload
>all in every time

>> No.18896999

>>18896985
90? post merger that’s a big no

>> No.18897003
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hey bulltards hope youve been happy with this drawn out dead cat bounce normies and boomer CEO retards are going to find out soon there is no "back to normal" or reopening

>https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.29.069054v1

>Scientists have identified a new strain of the coronavirus that has become dominant worldwide and appears to be more contagious than the versions that spread in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic, according to a new study led by scientists at Los Alamos National Laboratory.

>The new strain appeared in February in Europe, migrated quickly to the East Coast of the United States and has been the dominant strain across the world since mid-March, the scientists wrote.

>In addition to spreading faster, it may make people vulnerable to a second infection after a first bout with the disease, the report warned.

>> No.18897006

>>18896943
>>18896966
How the fuck was that not priced in considering the parks were like 50% of their income and they were laying off and we've known this since lockdowns started?

>> No.18897010

>>18896971
SEC doesn't give two shots about retail options gamblers

>> No.18897013

>>18896935
Yep. I took a picture of my tv when they were reporting it live. It was hilarious.

literally NEGATIVE 300%.

>> No.18897017

>>18896957
I only know al dente in the context of spaghetti.

>> No.18897018

FUTURES ARE GREEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18897023

I’m retarded and buying up reits and I don’t care who sees

>> No.18897025

>>18896985
it will, it will go to $150 but its not going to happe overnight or in the next couple months

>> No.18897029

>>18896971
What happened to the options?

>> No.18897033

ATVI calls are going to PRINT tomorrow. Fuck yes. I hope ATVI gets some momentum on open and heads to 80.

>> No.18897038

>>18897018
they're about to double top

>> No.18897048
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18897048

What made you think futures would be conclusive?

>> No.18897069

>>18897003
So then...nothing new? It says right there that the more contagious one is the one most people have. Means absolutely nothing.

>> No.18897071

>>18896986
>buy calls on the wrong zoom
It’s like being an OG bitcoin holder

>> No.18897074

>>18896695

Fake news

>> No.18897078

>>18896536
If I have $6 mro calls I got for $.62 am I fucked? Exp 5/15

>> No.18897084

>>18897006
If Maus can die, anyone can

>> No.18897092

>>18896922

It’ll crab and go green.

>> No.18897095

>>18897071
>be bad with money
>looking for get rich quick schemes 24/7
>dump $300 into bitcoin when you first hear of it
>forget
>remember years later and realize you're a millionaire

someone. Someone out there has this story.

>> No.18897103

>>18897069
>>18897003
>make people vulnerable to a second infection

aka, immunity not guaranteed.
aka, the antibody tests that will be shilled to the public to "let the immune return to work" wont mean shit
aka people are still going to stay afraid to go out of their house for work/consumerism

>> No.18897129

>>18896695
Looking forward to my $$$ on TVIX.

>> No.18897134
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18897134

>airline stocks had 3 bottoms
IS THIS IT SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME Q2 ISN'T GOING TO BE WORSE THAN THIS

>> No.18897143
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>futures red again
UH OH BVLLCVCKS

>> No.18897147
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>>18896953
hot off the presses

>> No.18897151
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18897151

i heart bill

>> No.18897156

>>18897147
Retards teaching retards

>> No.18897159

>>18897143
Soon bother

>> No.18897160

>>18896735
Bought at 41, sold today at its high. Hope it drops so I can buy again.

>> No.18897165

>>18897134
Do you think anyone will fly in Q2? Even if other countries open up, US will not be done with this virus for the rest of the year.

>> No.18897168

>>18896556
We need a red day so Schiff does another podcast, that or gold holding gains into the close.

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>>18897147
here you go for effort i still dont get it

>> No.18897184

my balding gook gf is better than any of these broads playing uno>>18897134

>> No.18897185

>>18897156
good one retard

>> No.18897188

>>18897023
Which ones did you buy?

>> No.18897191

>>18897184
yep even after second look... nope i honestly think i fell in love.

>> No.18897207
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18897207

Is it a good play to go all in on $DFEN before war breaks out? It’s crazy that it was at its ATH right before the Chinese virus pandemic, when we were in peacetime.

>> No.18897237

America can't have any more burgers so how the fuck can the market keep going up. Makes no fucking sense.

>> No.18897238
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It'll be nice to have an updated unemployment number even if it's priced in.

>> No.18897241

>>18897134
q2 will be worse than q1... you're not looking as an investor you're seeing traders... most of this shit is bullshit and honestly expect q2 to hurt... unions are refusing to work... you're seeing real shut down shit and adaptivity isn't there, so many new regulations from government it's hampering any chance of profit since health is the most important thing... fuck it just uhh... keep your self safe. KYS keep yourself safe.

>> No.18897243

I'm finna bouta lose alotta money on mvix

>> No.18897253

got some high volume green dildos trying to push futures up

>> No.18897254
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>>18897237
yes, I want hambaoigahh

>> No.18897263

i want to get some of that ky jelly lubricants for sex... it's sold out...

>> No.18897282

Why would anyone buy stocks if we know the market is going to crab for the rest of the year?

Im holding a few long oil and reit positions but this crab market is getting boring

>> No.18897284

>>18896904
What is trailing order. My broker website described it terribly and I cannot understand

>> No.18897288

>>18897282
That's the million dollar question.

>> No.18897297

>>18897254
No borger for you

>> No.18897301

>>18897134
6 > 1 > 5 > 2 > 4 > 3

>> No.18897304

>>18896551
> Bought 100 shares
> Sold a covered $2 call for $40
> Bought 37 more shares
Anons who sell covered calls, this is my first rodeo. If the stock plummets, and contract I sold drops significantly in value, can I just buy a contract to exit? Or am I locked in? I'm fine with it if I am, finally doing it has opened my eyes to selling calls.

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>>18897297
wad

>> No.18897319

>>18897188
MFA and IVR

>> No.18897344

>>18897284
an order that follows or "trails" the price and converts to a market or limit order once the momentum stops and falls back by a dollar value or percentage change you set

>> No.18897354

Bobos futures were red.....what happened

>> No.18897357

>>18897319
>IVR

Thanks, I will check this out. Look into $MITT and $RWT.

>> No.18897364

>>18897284
It's a stop order that follows the stock price upwards while lagging behind it at a set % or $ amount. The stop trigger price stays parked in place when the stock price declines.

>> No.18897365

>>18897304
if you're selling calls, you want the contract you sold to drop to zero and expire worthless so you don't get assigned. you don't have to do anything at this point and you've collected the premium for writing.

>> No.18897373

>>18896551
Almost like KOS except KOS actually has a consistently high price on the 5 year chart lmao

>> No.18897379

>>18897357
Thanks fren c:

>> No.18897393

>>18897354
An entire 1%+- move based on literally nothing, just bets
Got to love futures traders

>> No.18897399
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18897399

>Mom! I'm going to crash the market tomorrow!
>Daww, aren't you just my little wolf on wallstreet <3 We'll get some ice cream to celebrate after
:)

>> No.18897412

>>18897147
I would pay actual money for a /SMG/ tutorial picture book

>> No.18897427

>>18897263
>sold out
So is my patience

>> No.18897428

>>18897365
Yes but say for instance with MVIS I want to take advantage of the wild swings. It's not possible to buy back the contract to then resell if it goes back up?

>> No.18897430

What's a cheaper(sub 40$) stock with a bunch of expirations?

>> No.18897435

>>18897399
the bobo of /biz/ street

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>>18897399
this is literally me, stuck at home with my mom who i'm teaching options trading.
she got puts on DIS while i was getting face fucked by oil.
she's a good lady!

>> No.18897442
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>Looks like we're approaching a complex D wave if markets bounce off the 61.8% fibonacci retracement level
>I knew it, this market is just way too overpriced, heh even Warren Buffet agrees with me

>> No.18897444

Anyone use interactive brokers? How do I check my commissions/fees?

>> No.18897449

>>18896581
Oh no no no no linguini chads

>> No.18897456

fuck tripfags

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>>18897439
hmmm
i see

>> No.18897476

wait anonymity, it's great.... 4chan is amazing... i'm going to keep my trip... 4chan is good buy over half of the posters are losers... i'd go up to 80% of the posters are losers or non-americans, and want help from their life.

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>>18897442
Don’t forget the fettuccine curve is about to cross the big mac line too. Tomorrow’s bobo’s day

>> No.18897485

Can someone explain how MVIS isn’t a scam? What changed in their company to suddenly increase their stock value? What tangible thing did they make or measurable thing did they change to justify this price spike?

>> No.18897490

>>18897444
You have to create a report.

>> No.18897489

>>18897444
go to trade history and check each trade, comissions vary depending on maker/taker and exchange routing

>> No.18897491

>>18897439
>she got puts on DIS while i was getting face fucked by oil.
stupid phoneposter with autocorrect
>She go put on DICK
>while I was getting face fucked by loli

>> No.18897493

>>18897456
based

>> No.18897502

>>18897439
Did you teach her the ins and outs of naked trading?

>> No.18897513

>>18897483
have you ever made hand dough to make fucking noodles... i have some hand crank machines, presses i make some of the best pasta... semolina flour, i can use fresh everything to make a sauce. you ever learned how to cook?

>> No.18897523

Pretty good discussion on the McAlvany podcast this week https://youtu.be/MrHR2H30lOY

>> No.18897528
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18897528

>wait anonymity, it's great.... 4chan is amazing... i'm going to keep my trip... 4chan is good buy over half of the posters are losers... i'd go up to 80% of the posters are losers or non-americans, and want help from their life.

>> No.18897535

cooking is so fucking easy... it's like science. shit... make it the same every fucking time.

>> No.18897536

>>18897485
They're releasing an earnings call on Thursday and there's reports of Microsoft using their technology and potentially looking to buy the company.

>> No.18897538

Isn't it strange how amzon delivers hundreds of millions of packages to people's front door, but there is no way they can logistically pull off this feat by conventional labor practice. No possible way can you go thru legal means to get the manpower, and the equipment infrastructure for this. Has anyone done investigation on where they are getting hundreds of thousands of delivery personell and hundreds of millions of dollars in operating expenses just to cover one business day.

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>>18897476
holy fuck.
grammar.
spelling.
please.
go.
back.

>> No.18897568

>>18897538
they use multiple delivery systems... and whare housing strategically localized... it's part of all transportation with UPS FedEx and DHL.

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18897582

bobos nervous realizing we're in an uptrend and today was just a pullback? should be. 300 spy soon

>> No.18897586

>>18897548
i didn't learn how to read until i was 6. i look at pictures and i've learned more mandurin, korean and hebrew to get by.

>> No.18897595

>>18897582
cope. 250 tomorrow

>> No.18897601

>>18897548
can you read music? like notes on a page? scores of musicals.

>> No.18897603

>>18897536
Reports from where? Got any links ?

>> No.18897619
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>>18896599
You are going to feel what a crypto dump feels like on the stock market

>> No.18897626

Iron condor sounds too cool. It needs to be renamed something lame like sideways staple.

>> No.18897632

>>18897548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=aW-7CqxhnAQ&feature=emb_logo

>> No.18897641

>>18896922
Checked and visualized.

>> No.18897650
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18897650

Reminder: Tripfag isn’t a term of endearment. All tripfags should neck themselves.

>> No.18897654

doubled my money in MRO, pulled that out and doubled in MVIS. feeling good boys, I might actually start fucking with stonks

>> No.18897662

>>18897357
Man, there’s no way that MITT div can still be realistic right?

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>>18897595
futures already recovering and fed announced buying etf's yesterday. why wouldnt you be long?

>New York Fed Says It Will Begin Buying ETFs in ‘Early May’
>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-05-04/new-york-fed-says-it-will-begin-buying-etfs-in-early-may

>> No.18897699

>>18897675
They said that yesterday during the day, and yet the market still took a dive at the end of the day

>> No.18897745

>>18897513
Why do you need a machine?
Cut those noodles with a knife like a man!
>and a bubba

>> No.18897758

Tomorrow is gonna be boring

>> No.18897772

OIL ACTUALLY PEAKED CRASH INCOMING

>> No.18897774

>>18897758
Etsy will tank after hours if there is any sanity left in the market.

>> No.18897783

>>18897699
the .85c drop in spy at the eod on monday? maybe trading isnt for you if that's all it took to shake your goofy ass out.

>> No.18897792
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I feel comfy

>> No.18897810

>>18897792
> KOS
my nigga

>> No.18897814
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>>18897632

read >>18897548

>> No.18897815
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>> No.18897828

>>18897783
Monday? Maybe trading isn’t for you if you don’t know what day of the week it is

>> No.18897838

>>18897586
Baggie why the fuck do you type like a retard whenever you're drunk?

Also I learned how to read playing Pokemon blue when I was 6 because my parents got tired of me asking what things said and told me to fuck off and figure it out myself

>> No.18897840

>>18897792
See

>>18897772
>>18897815
Pull out nigga

>> No.18897841

>>18897772
30 day chart says otherwise just looks like another minor bump down before continuing up

>> No.18897849

>>18897254

Kek nice meme

>> No.18897851

>>18897815
The lone green solider

>> No.18897902
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>>18896829
that cat is hardly wrong at the moment

>> No.18897905
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Press p to put in a prayer for ole Bill.
God will smile upon your holdings.

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It was a good day today. Finally got my account over 1k, I expect more tomorrow.

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>>18897905
finance/econ friends, is richard werner legit or a bit crazy in the head? I watched that docu you guys posted (Princes of Yen), and now I am interested in maybe reading some stuff he has written, however I took a look at his twitter and its filled with (what I think are) crackpot theories about coronavirus being a giant scam by "the people in control" to enact serious social and political change, and that vaccines with chips in it are all nefarious things to track people.

Also who would win a fight between nicholas taleb and richard werner

>> No.18897943

>>18897916
Why bother with injecting chips into people when everyone already carries a smartphone around with them?

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>>18897828
gl to you and your $192 RH account

>> No.18897969

>>18897943
That's why I said its a crackpot theory. The best you can do with implants is probably near field RFID anyway, its not like they can see your position on the the planet with a fucking satellite.

>> No.18897976

>>18897006
It basically is priced in, DIS was only really moving with the general market. 90-110 is DIS's new range, ironically also it's old range as well.

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>>18897675
>we'll buy bond etfs
>already grabbing junk bonds
honest question, how does this change anything other than sentiment?

>> No.18898022

>>18897911
>I expect more tomorrow.
Nobody tell him

>> No.18898058

>>18898022
>surely it will crash tomorrow said the increasingly nervous bear for the 87th time

>> No.18898059

The window girl at taco bell tonight was definitely checking me out bros

>> No.18898109

>>18898059
That's a sell signal for YUM if their employees are into /smg/ anons.

>> No.18898116

>>18898059
who cares asshole? what did you order tho

>> No.18898147

>>18897147
Hey, I did a goof related to that yesterday! I thought I was putting in a stop limit to secure the small gain I had made with the plan to swing a theoretical larger gain tomorrow or thursday, but instead I was putting in a regular limit. Hit submit, it instantly triggered and I ended up selling everything haha! That learning experience earned me +27 dollars, but it's something I'll have to watch out for in the future.

>> No.18898151

>>18898116
Their menu is all reduced so I got three of everything with "supreme" in the name

>>18898059
You don't understand, I'm in a very attractive phase of my life right now. The past 36 hours or so, everyone is checking me out and trying to talk to me

>> No.18898228

Is AMD supposed to hit $66 or something? I'm thinking I should sell to pick up more MVIS.

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When will we revisit March lows...
Surely this market is too optimistic given the circumstances...

>> No.18898246

>>18898228
>AMD
overvalued

>> No.18898280
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>>18897033
That was shilled to me a couple weeks ago on /smg/. I'm very glad I trusted a random stranger and bought it without any research.

>> No.18898282

>>18898151
Browsing smg instills confidence. Babes like the Taco Bell drive thru worker will notice said confidence. Result: potentially free or discounted Taco Bell in the future.

>> No.18898283

>Stonks Green
>Vix still way up

Looks like investor confidence is going down, they're buying puts

>> No.18898298

>>18897538
Amazon prime employees are usually illegals that can’t even read some of them can’t even speak English

>> No.18898309

Ok wait fuck taco bell
Their menu prices are up, which I can live with, but they stiffed me by one entire burrito supreme, and they also put about 50% as many sauce packets as I need.
What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Now I know why the bag girl was smiling at me, that evil witch. That damn crone! They knew what they were doing.

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Hope you all got on that natgas spike when I reminded you about 50 times every thread.. most of you probably didnt... oh-well.... maybe next time

LCI to $60

>> No.18898318

>>18898228
Very unlikely

>> No.18898329

>>18898283
It was just confirmed, but has always been obvious, it's penny retail investors that both drove the market back up (buy the "dip") and has been keeping it afloat for previous month. And take a wild guess who they have been buying from...

>> No.18898332

>>18898309
Bro she’s probably eating your burrito right now and calling you a simp to her nigger coworkers

>> No.18898338

so the US government is buying stocks and commodities inflating the prices the dumping them and then buying them back?

>> No.18898341

>>18898282
Bro they hit me with the inverse of free and discounted taco Bell
They charged me full price and gave me 94% of the food that I ordered (by calories). Im even more annoyed by the niggardly amount of sauce!
I tell you what, it hasn't been this bad since the 90s, I swear in 97/98 taco Bell always used to miss a couple of items every order. I thought that they had improved... I guess not

>> No.18898351
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You merely adopted the bear market. I was born in it... molded by it.

>> No.18898353

>>18898310
Made a fortune off UGAZ

>> No.18898357

>>18897916
can i get a bumpski broskis

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>>18898341
niggardly is such a beautiful word. it means what is sounds like, sounds like what it means

>> No.18898365

>>18898282
My confidence is undaunted though, don't worry

>>18898332
She's probably eating everyone's burrito
This girl looked like she probably consumed at least 4 bags of cinnastix and 5 burrito Supremes every shift, bare minimum

>> No.18898374

>>18898341
Early 2010s Taco Bell was the best, so many times I’d get a free soft taco and remember chicken flatbreads? Those were the best I’d buy like 5 abd a Baja blast

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>>18898353
Hell yeah.. thats what I like to hear... made a grip as well.... was inna woods last night in a desolate cabin with some girl that has never ever traded and we sat there trading off a hotspot and made $180 just trading in and out off of her suggestions.. then this morning.. woke up.. put on a trade.. fucked her.. took about 15 minutes.. made $120 closed my trade and went about my day... this was after I sold most my stack on the run... shit is too fucking easy at times

>> No.18898399

>>18896579
I'm stuck with some Wayfair Credit Spreads ;/.
+25% in one day, jeezus fuck.

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>>18898353
IGNORE TRIPFAG POSTERS

>> No.18898479

>>18896579
I unironically don’t like stocks that go up too fast.

>> No.18898488
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>futures red
ninite bulls, sleep tight

>> No.18898502

>>18898479
same
it's like one of those mental blocks that I should try to get over somehow

>> No.18898516

>>18898341
Maybe she’s just negging you. Try giving her 94% of the bill next time to neg her back.

>> No.18898522

>>18898479
Same, been fucked by one too many pump and dumps

>> No.18898546
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>>18898488
>being a bear
>being a bull
>not being a crab

>> No.18898554

>>18896752
Short Sale Circuit Breaker

>> No.18898561

>>18898516
I'm not going back.
I've got a rule that my father taught me, you never go back to a taco Bell if they can't get the amount of sauce packets right.
It just shows a clear and complete lack of capability.
I'll be giving 100% of my bill to some tramp at Jimmy John's or some thot at five guys
And if these futures don't get us up over 9000 tonight, there probably won't be a taco Bell industry to go back to

>> No.18898563

>>18898546
how do you do it? icagy is being shilled and it's ATL, and santander is dirt cheap, they are international. How are you not bearish on this?

>> No.18898591

>>18898563
>santander is dirt cheap

Isn't that a zombie bank, since spain hasn't received since 2008?

>> No.18898667

>>18898546
Crab life is the best life. I basically only day trade now. Since I’m sitting on 70% cash. P comfy desu

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>>18898409
>Just simply make a safe space for yourself bro lol dab

>> No.18898673

Fucking futures are green again.

>> No.18898682

>>18897254
R A R E
A
R
E

>> No.18898687

>>18897243
hold the line marine, u ain't losing shit.

>> No.18898702

>oil down, gold up

Bullish for my tankers and miners

>> No.18898709

Bvll!

Fvcking!

Svrge!

Stvpid bears, stvpid bears, yov make me sing a song! Stvpid bears, stvpid bears, won't you make me cvm? BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>> No.18898736
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Anyone make money off MVIS?

Got out with a 60% gain.

>> No.18898746

Are you guys picking up any foreign stocks? What countries positions and why? I was thinking about getting into Russia for their oil stocks due to the collapse but don't know now if its the right time .

>> No.18898809

>>18898746
now this is podracing. the last time Russia was in a spot this bad, the USSR collapsed

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someone please give me one reason why i shouldn't drop $300 on a PayPal call with a break even % of +2.1% expiring Friday

>> No.18898896

I dont live in the USA so I dont know much about the situation there directly, which sectors/industries are still operational, if any? How severe is the lockdown, do people anticipate it will get more restrictive or are things going back to normal?

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kek

>> No.18898923

>>18896536
Ahhhh. The perfect 0.5% organic pump in 3 minutes in the futures. Not manipulated at all.

>> No.18898958

>>18898907
That's a high quality Twitter post

>> No.18898965

>>18897675
Haha you bull shills are getting more desperate with your posting you guys are retards go back to r3ddit attention whores

>> No.18898981

Bobos in shambles

>> No.18898982

>>18896695
Everything was priced in and we’d have had a V recovery if not for fucking retards refusing to admit they got spooked. Fucking embarrassing and the big brains underestimated just how dumb the avg brains are. Now everything is fucked.

>> No.18898996

>>18898982
The big secret is that everything was already fucked but in secret. This is just the excuse to clean house.

>> No.18899003

>>18898982
Ngmi sheep boy

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>>18898848
Why did I never think about PayPal?
Thanks anon-kun

>> No.18899027

>>18898923
It's just computers squabbling amongst each other for fractional gains. They're doing the algo wobble. Only computers and bugmen are trading futures at this hour, leave them be.

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Get the party hats out again. Target 3000.

>> No.18899058

>>18898996
I’m more than well aware it was fucked but we could have had 10 more good years had they just done a few bailouts while keeping the economy going as much as possible.
>>18899003
Fuck off you little faggot. I’ve made it already and am 10x more ‘redpilled’ than you, I just need you faggots to keep it going so I can continue my lifestyle. Never talk to me or my step son ever again you dumb fucking nigger

>> No.18899059

>>18896564
It's normally easier than poker though as you can just hold your hand until it ends up being good.

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>>18898907
Asset Manager hmm why wouldn't you let this little man manage your assets

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>>18899058
i can't believe how good you are at sounding like a boomer. it's incredible.

>> No.18899113

>>18899014
PayPal fucking sucks desu... i've had tenants that have tried to pay me through paypal only for them to be mad at the fees... theres so many other apps to pay people now.. i mean.. since paypal and ebay seperated what now now?

>> No.18899137

>>18899113
At least PayPal owns venmo

>> No.18899138

>>18898982
Can you tell me where you see a V recovery here? This is at best a jagged U shape recovery, but more likely to be a W shape recovery.

But you are beyond retarded anyway if you believe in the priced in meme.

>> No.18899143

>>18899109
Being called a boomer from a weeb is a compliment. I was wrong abt you being a little faggot. You must be fat as fuck

>> No.18899161

>>18899137
well shit.. didn't know that.. I use venmo here and there but hate how everyone can see who paid who and for what... honestly if everyone could just switch to crypto that would be great.. I try to use the crypto.com app for most things or just zella... paypal is just an inconvenient 3rd party imo

>> No.18899180

>>18899138
It was priced in when the data showed in late March that ‘it’ was fucking nothing. The assumption would be that people would understand this. Human stupidity was not priced in. I hope the rich keep skimming you retail faggots to death

>> No.18899187

>>18898502
>>18898522
I’m selling calls you numbskulls

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>>18899161
You can set it to private when you make a payment on venmo so no one else can see that you made a transaction. That's what I always do.

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do you think oil will go down again?

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>>18899109
Heres a free upgrade

>> No.18899214

>>18896695
you are on par with the tripfaggots

>> No.18899219

>>18899211
Yes, I doubt it'll go negative again though.

>> No.18899222

>>18899180
Seems like you have at least 2 digits IQ. Please tell me, if this whole shit is a Nothing Burger, why would (((they))) destroy their economy? They have built it up for decades to just destroy it over a Nothing Burger? Seems very logical to me.

When you want your logic to become to true, you have to believe in a 2nd leg down, because nearly every fucking zoomer and nearly every fucking retail investor has bought the dip yet.

Ever major broker site had overwhelming new registrations filled with retards buying the dip.

>> No.18899228
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NEXT ROCKETSHIP TO THE MOON: EMAN

GET THE FUCK IN HERE FAGGOTS:
>>18899036

>> No.18899251
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>>18899113
I agree PayPal sucks, however it’s widely use. Even there iOS app is a buggy piece of crashing crap years later.
It isn’t going away even if we dislike it.

>> No.18899257

>>18899197
damn.. i need people to start paying me that way... i usually just prefer cash... then i take that cash and buy drugs with it... it's kind of a crazy cycle.. but really don't like people seeing when i'm getting money... like who the fuck thought of making money transfers public.. like why they fuck should anyone know that bob paid bill $20 for food?? like really wtf.. shits lame as fuck.. just easy to use... zella is better imo.. and so is cash app and especially crypto.com app

>> No.18899261

>>18899228
Fuck off back to ihub with your penny stock shilling

>> No.18899279

>>18899222
Lmao ((((()))))) don’t give a fuck abt the economy. ((())) want ~6.5 billion less people. ((())) create the currency so why they fuck would they give two fucks abt printing more. I’m not gonna spoon feed you faggot lurk moar

>> No.18899304

>>18899257
Well all of my friends use venmo so I had to start using it. I miss the days when people settled small personal debts with cash but I'm afraid they're long gone now.

>> No.18899328

>>18899211
society is moving away from oil. Califronia just passed a law that any new houses built from 2020 on will require solar roofs....... oil is an old mans energy.. still cheap.. but thats the thing.. cheap... I'm a fan of trump but I can't stand the fact that he denies global warming.. idk if it's because of him or not because of him that oil is trading so low but if more states follow suit with CA we will be off fossil fuels soon....

Then you get the arguments of plastic.. well.. i live in an area of reusable bags and paper straws... oil will be here.. but come on.. would you rather bet your money on oil in the future or something like Tesla?

>> No.18899332

>>18899279
>(((They))) don't give a fuck about the economy?
Anon? Are you okay?
>(((they))) want less people?
An...anon? I am shocked about your stupidity. I thought you are redpilled? You haven't even swallowed a single redpill in your life.

Lurking on /biz/ for spoonfeeding. Sure newfag. Good luck in your life, you will for sure make it.

>> No.18899363

>>18899304
the way I see it is that majority of the population is poor.. and if everyone is doing it... then.. maybe you shouldn't be doing it.. i hate having to use venmo but do just because of the reason you stated... like literally had a friend owe me money and said i was going to his house and when he got there he was like can i venmo it to you? like wtf?!?!? just give me cash... if not I'd rather take crypto.. but not everyone is ready for that pill yet

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>OH MY GOD STAY AT HOME PLEASE DON'T GO OUTSIDE UNLESS YOU REALLY NEED TO
Can we fuck off with this cancer already? I have enough reasons to die as it is.

>> No.18899375

>>18899328
I am more concerned about the near future because I'm long on oil right now (and made some profits) demand should be increasing in the next couple of weeks I think

>> No.18899390

>>18899364
Don't forget murder hornets

>> No.18899403

>>18899332
Ok you’re retarded. Fuck off back to high school

>> No.18899408

>>18898848
Oh fuck me why aren’t I smart enough for this.

I bought fucking MasterCard and visa. But venmo is srs bsns and so is PayPal.

This was the big brain play. Remember when China pulled their currency out of circulation to physically launder it?

Can the market just go down a teeeny bit so I can deploy cash...

>> No.18899412

>>18899375
imo it's not about the demand.. its an economic attack.....

>> No.18899418

>>18899375
In the near term they have more oil in storage than they know what to do with and demand isn't expected to really recover until sometime in 2021. Towards the end of Q3 we'll probably see oil maintaining a $30+ pricetag but it's not likely before then.

>> No.18899422

>>18899364
It doesn't even matter. The places that are actually open are flooded with people, especially grocery stores.

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>>18899403
BTFO Brainlet, who thinks (((they))) are looking for depopulation.

>> No.18899427

>>18896922
I’m ready, so much shit I wan5 to buy.

>> No.18899440

>>18899412
still? :/
>>18899418
Yeah I think it will have a stable price because why would you take it out of storage if the price isn't right

>> No.18899448

>>18896536
Can he please die?

No one from congress died, Boris lived, none of the ruling class political elites had succumbed to this virus that has killed a fuckton of people.

Can’t we just get this conman boomer to die? And also ted Cruz, Mitch, chuck, and Nancy? And also why the fuck not Paul Ryan.

>> No.18899466

>>18899440
yeah... endless supply.. it's all just a big game to them.. flood the world with cheap oil to kill out the little guys then stop production and drive price back up..... it's all a rigged game imo.. but whatever

>> No.18899481

>>18899466
yeah it's rigged im taking my profits now.. shouldn't be greedy when I don't know what the fuck I am doing really ;)

>> No.18899488

>S&P500 futures are +0.45%
>VIX futures are still green too

uhhhhh guys?

>> No.18899489

>>18899448
Bro what did Ted Cruz ever do to you

No one is getting killed by this virus anyway

>> No.18899502

>>18896581
Spaghetti signal is never wrong

>> No.18899511

>>18899448
Maybe Ruth Bader Ginsburg will catch it while she's in the hospital and finally kick the bucket. Then the Democrats would blow a gasket and use her death as ammo for attacking Trump for reopening too soon.

>> No.18899518

>>18899488
yes and???

>> No.18899524

>>18896536
Why are u posting mitchel? He is just a bullshit artist and got cucked by Tyrone

>> No.18899538

>>18899518
VIX futures go down hard when the S&P500 rallies.

if the VIX futures are up despite the S&P500 being up somewhat significantly, that's a huge sign of uncertainty. It's either one or the other.

>> No.18899540

>>18899511
I highly doubt it. I think she's gonna outlive everyone despite all the types of cancers and health complications that she has.

How do I long or short an RBG death?

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>> No.18899581

/biz/ gets dumber every day, it's at the point where this place isn't even worth looking at for entertainment

>> No.18899584

>>18899538
nnnnnope

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>>18899581
well...

>> No.18899599

>>18899488
this is the power of chinese-style federal liquidity injection. the markets pump and crash at the same time. soon we will see massive crabbing of +10% to -10% in a single day.

>> No.18899601

>>18899584
Yes. The VIX readily declines during long bull markets and the VIX spikes (and then goes back down of course) during large sudden drops in the market.

So it's very odd that we are rallying on the futures but also on the VIX.

>> No.18899611

>>18899418
> Listening to jew media and forms his "intellectual opinion"
I'm sinking 5gs into MRO monday and will sell that bitch at 10. Stay poor

>> No.18899621

>>18899601
NO

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>>18899581
No you are stupid

>> No.18899626

I just wanna say thank you to that anon who told me to buy cosmos when it was 0.85. Sold last week at 1.65.

>> No.18899629

>>18899621
?

>> No.18899636

>>18899626
*kosmos

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>>18899581
too much shit posting

>> No.18899641

>>18899511
Eh I’ve got no problems with the old broad. And I think the Dems would have every right to pull the old Merrick Garland on whoever trump picks until he is inevitably reelected.

>> No.18899666

>>18899599
Worst post of the day, got about 40 minutes to top it.

>> No.18899675

>>18899637
Too many tripfaggots that think they're special. You are so fucking cringe.

>> No.18899678

>>18899666
shut the fuck up incel

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>>18899641
Based normie. Moloch thanks your unawareness of baby sacrifice

>> No.18899730

>>18899678
Bro.
....

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I made 4 dollars just by holding my stonk

>> No.18899741

>>18899692
I’m pro abortion.
I almost wish it were mandatory for poors without the means to support their children.

The powers that be like more ignorant peasants. Maybe your interests align with theirs.

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>>18899502
>>18896581
Spaghetti ball.

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>>18899741
Mental Olympian

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Oooooooooooh

>> No.18899809

>>18897304
You did it wrong. Unless you buy to close the $2 call, youre basically stuck holding those 100 shares until the 15th. And if the price keeps going up like it has been you would have to spend $50+ to close the position. The higher the price goes the more it will cost to get those 100 shares free again. So basically right now you have 37 shares you can sell and that is it.

You were supposed to have bought a call when the price was lower and then sold to close as the price got higher.

>> No.18899810

>>18899791
Time for party hats?

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>>18899810
HAVE THEM ON STANDBY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

>> No.18899853

>>18896586
Still here. Let's see what the coming weeks bring. Earnings of DHT were good and prospects even better.

>> No.18899877

>>18899791
Wow this brat is cute
It makes me want to stream the yurus while I work...

>> No.18899943

will oil crash today?

>> No.18899961

>>18897993
They’re not grabbing junk bonds yet, they’re going to start through the ETFs unless I’m mistaken.
>>18899877
Night shift? I expect more businesses to switch to a rotating thing where employees are coming in at all hours of the day to keep them separate

>>18899829
Exciting!
Except for my smallcap inverses... fuuuugggg

>> No.18900091

>>18899961
>Night shift? I expect more businesses to switch to a rotating thing where employees are coming in at all hours of the day to keep them separate
Yes
That's the type of schedule that my job has had forever just because of necessity.
This is my last week of nights, then I go to day shift next
I don't know if any business will do this kind of schedule unless they absolutely have to (essential manufacturing, etc)

>> No.18900105

>>18899502
Hail spaghetti king

>> No.18900170

NEW NEW NEW NEW

>>18900157

>>18900157

>>18900157

>>18900157

>>18900157

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>>18896586
Still here. There's not much else to be said. Now it's all about collecting DIVs and keeping an eye on things through the end of what I anticipate as a record-breaking quarter. HODL

>> No.18900217

>>18896748
Why won't the jews give me more than 760? They want me to kike myself on a mortgage, don't they?

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>>18897003
Friendly reminder that most bears are also panicking faggots who masquerade as men but who wear their filthy little homo masks while going to Target to pick up cunt rags and douchebags for their ugly, pussyhat hash-tagging slampig wives.

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>>18897399

>> No.18900392

>>18897548
Baggie has been for a long, long time. Filter him out like everyone else.

>> No.18900604

>>18899257
Cash App is my favorite.