/biz/ - Business & Finance

All according to plan bobros.

Next step: Bloody Tuesday.

>>18865664
firsterino

Brrrrr?

>>18865664
>Buy RTX for cheapies
>Was able to swing trade a 0DTE put for 15% profit
Sad I wasn't able to sell my SPY put that I carried over the weekend for a profit and took a small loss, but oh well.

THE DOW IS THE LAST BEAR BASTION
HOLD FAST

FUCK WARREN BUFFET

i'm basically all in on dht

thinking about all those bobos who were talking shit when futures opened yesterday

>calling it plant-based meats
>plant-based meats
>plant
>meats

So Monday did actually end up green, shame, I bought my put too early

EVERY FUCKING END OF DAY SAME THING
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY THIS THIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

>>18865664
Bears BTFO'd again. Keep listening to Morgan Stanley analyst losers.

Natgas UGAZ

Shit and Piss 500 just turned green boys. Can't fight the fed

>>18865680
Hold against want? 3 Trillion loan pump?

Can someone explain to a smoothbrain why they should buy DHT stocks?

Is he the good guy or the bad guy?

Rheinmetall?

>>18865664
>tension with china
>bank warning from depression
>Buffet,the boomer meme, selling his stocks
>10%of american unemployed
>states going bankrupt
>possible food shortage
>Spy green
I fucking give up, nothing, i repeat nothing can bring this meme market down.

we're one bad dump day away from a death cross on the day chart

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL CVCK

TVIX GANG WHAT HAPPENED??

I"m balls deep on SQQQ and I can't sell bc I'm marked as a pattern day trader god fucking help me

>>18865709
he's the based guy

JUST A BIT MORE, DOW

Alright fellas, what is your meme play of the day and why?

>from last thread
If a pipeline company has a deal to store oil in their pipelines for 8 months, is this good or bad assuming they are completely incapable of using the pipelines for shipping because nobody's buying? I can't find any extra information about the deal so I don't know exactly how profitable this is, but thoughts? I have no clue how pipelines work.

>>18865708
LINE GO WAY FUCKIN' UP

>>18865720
>implying the pumps havent ALWAYS been timed to avoid the death cross

>>18865732
I'm currently shorting Apple, feels risky man.

>>18865720
(((They))) know that too. 2790 is one of the most important key lines right now.

>>18865709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI

>>18865732
Losing my life savings on UAVS

We’re back bulls. This is a strong buy sign.

>>18865709
depend if you're a bull or a bear

>>18865715
You should be shorting the Dow not S&P. Techmemes will hold up the S&P & the Daq through this. Unironically decoupled

>US Treasury Department to borrow a record $2.999 trillion dollars in Q2.
NEVER BET AGAINST THE FED
Bear market is cancelled bobos.
STOCKS ONLY GO UP

Dotcom bubble and the Financial Crisis had retests, don't fight history bullbros.

Alright bulls, you win. I just opened long positions. Markets guaranteed red tomorrow.

>>18865732
Longing MVIS. Each cent is 2% gain. Yeehaw.

God damn aditi Roy can sit in my face

>>18865726
Fucking hold on. You’re in for a hell of a ride.
Until tomorrow.. ;)

Just bought 100 shares of TSN. It has to rebound, right?

>>18865732
i picked the greenest thing i could find and bought puts

>>18865664
what's a lottery ticket stock, to get into. prefer european ones

My lovely ET goes ex dividend tomorrow, think i'll scoop about $5K more

i've made more irl cash trading in virtual game markets than i have made trading in the real market roflmao
maybe i should just give up

>>18865762
>borrow more this quarter than in the entirety of the last year

>Be bear
>Constantly lose money shorting the same crab market
>Futures open up -.5%
>"GAP DOWN!"
>"ALL DOWN FROM HERE!"
>It continues crabbing
>Like all the weeks before it
Just take the fucking money, Bobos. Its a sham market, but you might as wellprofit from it. The next time we crash you will already have made more money than if you just had hodld cash.

>>18865708
Earnings tomorrow
Stupidly high earnings to expect

>>18865726
There are no big tech stocks except for wayfair which is already overpriced tomorrow so you might make the money back

>>18865709
>THE BOBO INDUSTRY HATES HIM. FIND OUT WHY WITH THESE 3 SIMPLE TRICKS

>>18865708
They're earnings are coming in tomorrow. Q1 earnings will dwarf all previous earnings and show tankers are making huge bucks in this crisis

>>18865751
HAHAHAH

>>18865753
This is a setup to catch the fomoing retards, especially the ones who can't daytrade their way out of the dump. These ridiculously small volume movements are all the work of bot controlled dumb money extractors.

>>18865820
If everyone was expecting stupidly high earnings, then that's already priced in.

WELL THE FEDS START PUMPIN AND THEY DONT STOP PUMPIN

>>18865764
Jerome will print a big, beautiful wall of money around the NYSE to prevent that

>>18865732
All in on chegg since Friday, questioning whether to sell off before 4

WE CANT STOP PUMPING

LETSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Thanks for the pump, bullbros. New funds are not ready yet, i can buy cheap puts tomorrow again. Love you <3

>>18865813
>Be bull
>Constantly lose money longing the same crab market
>Futures open up +.5%
>"GAP UP!"
>"ALL UP FROM HERE!"
>It continues crabbing
>Like all the weeks before it
t. brainlet not knowing how to make money in a crab market

>>18865805
>tfw hat economy has stagnated

>>18865792
cam on lads

HOLD THE LINE BOBOS
NO RETREAT
I WILL SHOOT YOU MYSELF

ONE MORE GREEN DILDO PLEASE

just doubled down on SPXU.
were are my fellow bobros?

>>18865732
SPCE...with thousands on the line.

>>18865773
Got fucked by that one earlier. Bought calls at 0.45 and sold at 0.30 when it quickly started dumping. Bought in again at a high price point REEEEEEEEEE

>>18865709
He's a tough guy
Likes it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy

>>18865869
Sorry buddy, but it's only up from here

odds: i buy upro because tomorrows gonna be green

evens: tomorrows gonna be red and i buy nothing because im not a gay bear

What the FUCK is this shit? Why is it back to ATH?

having to re-shutdown next month is absolutely bullish

>>18865880
All good bobro. We are in a neutral zone right now 2800-2860. nothing to worry about

DOW GREEN! BOBO'S ON SUICIDE WATCH

Been busy at work all day, but I thought I would come in and just imagine for one second being a bear right now

>>18865889
you have to go back, faggot

>>18865854
>this may be the bottom
>buffet sell the bottom
>the bottom
do anybody actually believe this

>>18865889
Bears fuck, bro.
Bears get laid.

>>18865708
For the smooth-brained: tankers do more than deliver oil, they rent out their storage on their ships to keep oversupplied oil. We have oversupply. Rental price go up. Tankers make money. Stock go up bigly.

>>18865813
Honestly this. I capitulated like 2 weeks ago and been doing so much better. I love the Fed now.

Also, /biz/:

WE GREEN, WE GREEN, WE GREEN! Buy tankers desu.

God damn it! Which one of you bobros got too cocky!

The U.S. Treasury plans to borrow a record $3 trillion in the second quarter to fight coronavirus—more than twice what it borrowed in all of fiscal 2019

>>18865880
just like, add to twm or something
leverage is the devil and the largest 500 companies in the US don't have as high of a risk of default.

>>18865894
our economy is like a rocket ship
WHOOOOSH!!!

>>18865854
extremely based

>ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
>ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
>ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
>ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED
ITS ALL GREEN BEARS DED

>shorting the clown market

>>18865894
Where else are you going to buy video game fridge magnets? They've cornered the market!

>>18865869
This bobo isn't retreating.
The mumus are standing on the edge of abyss blinded by their 0.36% daily gains

I love you faggots screaming about the pump while ignoring the volume. Price increasing on lower volume is a bad, bad sign. I said yesterday today would be green, and you fags all (you)'d me, I just laugh. Markets do not crash on a Monday when on Sunday everyone was certain the market would crash. Market crashes don't happen when everyone expects them, that's when you get pumps like we're seeing.

Bobos....we failed...

>mfw I'm still a TVIX chad and my hands are unshaken

>>18865854
BASED RETARD

DOW is officially green
Bobos apologize

>>18865664
lol Dow's now green.

SUMMONING DHT BRO
WHERE ARE YOU WHEN YOUR MOMENT OF GLORY IS AT HAND

Looks like I might close above $32k today, I'm finally back to where I was before the COVID crash.

And wa la! Just like that, the stock market will never close red ever again!

FUCK BUFETT. DIE BOOMERSHART

>>18865845
Priced in is a meme
(News) with a claim that something could are different from news that something is

>>18865764
do you really think you can just take a historical pattern and treat it like its a law, like its 100% certain that it will repeat? i dont think so man.

>>18865941

>>18865941
This. Tankers are just as green as oil stocks. It's going to crash.

Hey
how much exposure does Honeywell have to airlines?

>>18865955
based

>>18865941
We are seeing this pump solely because of

>US Treasury seeks to borrow a record $3 trillion this quarter

>>18865941
this

>all of the action is after hours
What is even the point of watching during trading hours, CRIPES

>mumus are partying over a .33% rally despite all economic data starting the bubble burst last week

LMAOing @ u, senpai

BUFFET IS GOING TO BUY AIRLINES ATH AHAHHAHAHAHHA

Should I get Disney now or wait until Wednesday?

>>18865982
WHICH is going to crash

>>18865941
volume is the same now as it was for many days in the 2010-2020 bull run, sorry mate

>>18865864
Go into biomemes.May I suggest BONEX?

>>18865782
Way too early.

>>18865782
oftentimes slide more after earnings, but tsn is so bang so value

>>18865894
White women win again. I'm about to go 100% into retail stocks aimed at females.

>>18865934
Just from how this looks we will retest 2900 and then plummet

>>18866001
Oil

>>18866001
Oil. DHT earnings are coming up. Investors would realize that stocks are undervalued for tankers and buy in for those divies. Oil on the other hand will tank hard.

>>18865854
Based

>>18866015
Jc penny?

>>18865894
lil' zoomie know what etsy is!

lil' zoomie buy! It down so it must go up!

>>18865998
logic says DIS should miss earnings expectations so if you want to buy shares then wait till Wed when it dumps

>>18866018
If we break throw the 2880 lines, and stay above it, we have a confirmed bull market. Don't see that coming.

tomorrow has to be green bros we cant have 4 red days in a row

>>18865991
Off of volume that's 1/3rd of the average we had like 2 weeks ago, still barely half the pathetic new average.

Anybody who has the photo of the companies that have their quarterly releases these coming days? I have forgot to safe them but holding cash right now sold my stocks today at 3% loss. Hurts but i honestly don’t expect a bull market soon but hey what do i know.

>>18866030
>>18866032
i'm not going to be able to sleep
i haven't told my wife how much i've got riding on this yet...
don't get married, guys

>TSLA up 7%

Elon can do whatever the fuck he wants do doesnt he?

>>18865998
Buy puts

>>18866056
I'm not legal expert but the stunt he pulled just sounds like it has to be illegal

>>18866056
Tesla isn't even a real company. It's an elaborate Ed Edd n' Eddy cardboard city scam.

>that one nigger who doesn't move up his ask price on the contract even though the stock is mooning and lowers the value of the contract

>>18866015
I'd like to buy TJX at a PE of 8, so $22. I'd probably start putting money in at a PE of 12 or $32.

>>18866015
If you do this, DO NOT include L Brands. They're my employer so all I can really say is, don't include them.

>>18866054
You'd best sell now. Otherwise your gonna have to wait a long time for oil to recover when the world opens up

K i'm done for the session. Taking a nap.

>>18866080
i'm all in DHT
>>18866072
how to know how much to increase and still sell?

Bought some CERS on the advice of /biz/ maybe a good little gamble to be had here

>waiting for next leg down
>it's going to be a slow bleed over months
I am financially bored

will American Airlines shares go below $9? Will it be a good buy?

>>18866068
only illegal if he stands to gain from tanking his stock price. if he's got a short position or if he's about to receive or exercise options then maybe SEC will slap him on the wrist again, nothing he can't shrug off.

>>18866071
Kek

>>18866077
Even something like this could be considered leaking insider info

>>18866072
Just means you can load up more for cheaper then

Who else just smoking hip weed and relaxing to the chill vibes while getting ready to watch AAL pump?

Where did all the reddit bears calling buffet god go?

S&P 4000 this summer
Likely pass 2950 this week

>>18865751
WTF? That ship sank last week!

>>18866077
So put?

>>18866104
Go all in
Think of all the polo shirts

BERKSHIRE HATHWAY NEW STRATEGY
BUY THE TOP AND SELL THE BOTTOM

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18865664
DAMN BVLLS IT FEELS GVVD TO BE A BVLL OH MY FVCKING GVD I LOVE WATCHING BOBOS ORGANS BE REARRANGED BY JEROMES UNBELIEVABLY MASSIVE GREEN DICK

I LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY HAVE AN ERECTION RIGHT NOW

I SHIT YOU NOT

MY DICK IS ACTUALLY HARD

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLLS BVLLLSSS

>>18866068
>Tesla stock is too high imo
>imo

Its gonna be an interesting lawsuit.

>>18866071
I've said it before, but Elon just needs to give up pretending to be a real business guy and just retire into rich NEET mode

>>18866122
we're busy

This fucking piece of shit stock. I don't get it

>>18866096
Some with dht; the guy shilling it was wrong about the dividend, but I saw the price and said well it’s cheap anyway so I might as well buy it lmao. It worked though, /biz/ is full of insiders

It is interesting to me, a TVIX Chad, that people are so eager to buy in to all time highs at the onsent of a major drop.

What goes through their heads? Perhaps nothing at all!

>>18866133
uhhhh. one of um.... he's uh. one of us.

Take me away, buffet sama

been so excited about DHT i didn't even notice my SOXL mooning

>>18866111
With everything about the company already in the news cycle with Sycamore, hardly.

>>18866133
Imagine all the retards here that took advice from someone who’s down 50 billion on the year holy fuck

>>18866138
Has the SEC said anything yet?

sp, dj and nasdaq all green, tech leading the way with 1%. volume upticking and market stabilizing for at least for now as predicted. u.s. yield and dollar solid. nikkei and jpy still weakish. oil gaining still and nat gas upping. bitcorn hitting 'technical 'resistance' levels

JEROME IS A SON OF A BITCH
I REPEAT
JEROME IS A SON OF A BITCH
FUCK THE FED

>>18865862
>Only way to not be a Bobo is too be a perma bull buying weekly calls
Youre one of the newfags, no?

>>18866144
People cooking at home more equals a lot more leftovers.

RTX is going to gap down isnt it.

Also, is this the dank new meme?

I LOVE YOU JEROME I LOVE YOU FED

>>18865909
No you misunderstand, Buffet sold which caused us to hit the bottom. Nothing worse can happen to your stock after the media reveals Buffet has sold it, any further news seems positive in comparison.

>>18866161
why

>>18866092
Wake UUUUUPPPPP

Monday
>0.44% up

Tuesday
>44.0% down

>>18866185
>muh newfag

>>18866136
OK THIS IS BASED

>>18866202
>Nothing worse can happen to your stock after the media reveals Buffet has sold it, any further news seems positive in comparison.
fucking speculators

>>18866217
big if true

Also to everyone freaking out about the pump, you do realize the DOW and S&P are still both down 700 points for the week, right? Chill the fuck out, take a breath, and stop looking at your puts.

>>18866217
>shooshoo bobo

>faggots laughed at buffet when he bought tons of AAPL at 140
>AAPL 290

>faggots laughing at buffet for selling now
>???????

>>18866202
>buffet sells your stock and thinks it's pointless to hold
>lil' zoomies buy in because they think it's a dip

lel

Last 10 minute meme crash?

i was promised a bloody, wtf is going on?

>>18866230
It's all speculation, any "actual" value of a company is irrelevant.

Dat rally though

Okay I bought DHT atm 8$ call 5/15

am i gonna make it? Its my first option :3

>>18866230
The market is nothing but speculators

>>18866217
Let me just consult with my digis real fast

BVLL. SVRGE.

>>18866245
see when he bought

>>18866245
>buffet buys apple cheap
>BASED BUFFET

>buffet sells stocks that they own
>SENILE OLD MAN
>IDIOT
>DUMB BOOMER GO DIE
>NO ONE TAKES BUFFET SEERIOUSLY ANY MORE

LEL (loving every laugh)

>>18866217
bad news doesn't make the market go down anymore sorry. stocks only go up

Since everything interesting happens in the PreMarket what can I YOLO into before eod and sell at open tomorrow

who's fucking buying?

HTGC
PE
Earnings tonight losers.
ARCC
In the morning.

>>18866235
Stage 1
Denial

>>18866211
>>18866092
yes yes! wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

time for my first cuppa!

>>18866235
S&P is down 700 points?

Fuck i knew bulls are deluded, but S&P wont be 3500 any time.

Selloff continues.

>>18866263
mother fucker you're the reason it turned down
SELL IT NOW

EOD pump here we go.

>>18866290
Smart money

>>18865774
That’s a man

>>18866235
>you do realize the DOW and S&P are still both down 700 points for the week, right?
We are only set back to summer of last year. this is barely a blip here.

>>18866257
>>18866265
considering that buffet and company are cash, i guess you're right.

>>18866290
Check out the record high new broker accounts, globaly...zoomers are throwing in daddies money to be the next financial guru who bought his one in a lifetime dip.

>>18866252
Yes.

>>18866304
lol wat

>red dildo

cunny analysis update:
STRONG SELL SIGNALS

AH *SLURP* HOW CAN *SLURP* ANYBODY *GGGRRGGGG* GO AGAINST *SLURP*
BUFFET-SAMA *SLURP* MUST BE *SLURP* UNEDUCATED *SLURP* ZOOMERS *SLURP*
*GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH*

>>18866296
3500 June

>>18866290
Me.

>>18866329
was that a rejection of the S&P 50 hr MA?

>>18866324
>>18866310
i did too but sold but this shit continues going up
BTC is going nuts too

something not adding up

>>18866230
Speculators are full of themselves in a weird way

Fact of the matter is that if a company is genuinely a good company early on and you buy in, all the speculators will eventually rush to the stop and start throwing poop at each other after you've made your money.

maybe the real stock market is the frens we made along the way

>>18866327
sorry i'm on a shitload of caffeine and +31.58% on the day

Is Ford a buy at sub-$5?

I can't see them going under. How low could it possibly go?

>>18865885
>>18865916
>>18865956
Nice feet.

FUCK FUCK FUCK ANON WAS RIGHT

PHUN IS RUNNING, BUY RIGHT NOW

WHY THE FUCK IS OIL PUMPING

YOU SON OF A BITCHES TOLD ME IT WOULD TANK AND CRASH HARD FFS

>>18866365
aww

>>18866367
i bet 3

>>18866365
It better fuckin not. I can say with total confidence I hate every single one of you. Does that make me a bobo?

>TLRY

this market wanted higher

>>18866291
Awww it feels good to take lest risk and get some money.
Tried to tell poverty fags to invest. Oh well.

>TSLA
ALWAYS BUY ON MUSK TWEET DIPS! ALWAYS!

YOU GET NOTHING, BULLS

>>18866139
Isnt that guy pathetic tho. Invites super rich people he doesnt know and then stands awkwardly in the corner. Ranting on twitter.

Lmao he sold minecraft. If it was my invention i wouldny have sold it geez. He was alrwady rich why give it away for money. The money likely made no difference to him at that point the difference is
>be the owner of minecraft
>be the owner of a bunch of green pieces of paper when you already have a lot

>>18866389
Market is right, I am wrong

give me some bearish tuesday buys quick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS DUMPING

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS PUMPING

I BOUGHT

I SOLD

>>18866367
I bought it for under $2 back in 09, so...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUTURES BLOOD RED

>>18866367
Don't touch Ford stock, if you're going to bet on Ford making it through buy their bonds.

>>18866410
He's a literal billionaire and there's a random guy on 4chan complaining about him. You know who he is but he'll never know your name.

Ahem. LAST CALL BEFORE SHIP DEPARTS FROM PORT.

Friendly reminder that if you want to make it, you should buy tankers right now! /biz/ has gotten a true opportunity here, not some shitcoin or unseen new technology, but a genuine fundamentalist opportunity here to truly make it! Buy DHT and FRO, NAT if you want to throw in a few extra, and join us as we finally make it for real come the earnings report tomorrow! Time is limited, deals will never be this good again soon, so please, I want to see all of us make money, buy some while you still can cheaply!

>>18866358
We are about to experience a melt up to new highs before a huge global deflationary bust.

>>18866420
I BUY. I SELL. I BUY AGAIN.

OH NO NO NO

>>18866410
I like how his views are "controversial" when they were completely normal not even that long ago

>>18865941
pathetic, you'll be making excuses all the way to new all time highs

>>18866358
this is what greed before a bubble burst looks like.

>>18866399
AMEN

?????????? wtf is wrong with this other nigger holding these calls?

Stock goes up 15 cents and he LOWERS his fucking Ask price what a fucking mutt

tough luck bobos, its a Bvll chad world after all

What tech stocks everyone buying. I’m eyeing roku earnings thing 3 days so it might gap up in the next 2 days.

DHT moon mission delayed until tomorrow

>>18866367
>I can't see them going under
bro were you even around for the american auto crash??

>>18866475
FUCK OFF THIS WAS OUR DAY

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

AAAAAAAAND I'M OUT OF MY LONGS

$4000 profit today
please hold my bags for tomorrow

Open chart, open DAL, check 1h volume today.
Cant be more fucking obvious

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FUCKED WITH THE MOUSE
WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?

Do options trade AH?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>18866517
no

>>18866504
Do tell

>>18866480
And now the shitshow that is the aftermarket

>>18866410
You even type like one of those autistic Minecraft kids

It's ok TVIXchads, just keep averaging down all the way back to 40

>TVIX CHAD
>all in on TVIX and any change left over in UVXY and SPXS
>only down 3% today

Looking forward to this week because this was a weak ass rally. My hands are strong. I've seen it before.

>only reason why I crabbed today was because of RTX
I am financially unchanged

FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
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FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
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MSFT bags is the only way to go

>>18866480
Of course it's tomorrow. All though. It's gonna moon when the markets close

bought literally last second SPY put 05/06 strike 283

>>18866525
what are they going to do to my angus...

>>18866422
>>18866428
I mean shit why not ride it down and back up

>>18866484
Ford was a part of the bailout but as far as I can tell they didn't even tap the credit line they took out. By that metric I think they performed better than the rest of the US autos

Also of all the American truck manufacturers, Ford is the only one that isn't garbage

>>18866431
Lmao like i care if he knows me. He wallows in self pity, he needs to man up.

>>18866539
I'm up 92% on MSFT. Feels good man.

>>18865726
I got 324 SQQQ and 4 tsla puts right now

>>18866535
inb4 newfags

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .28%, nothing special but it feels pretty good considering what I was expecting. Opinion remains mixed on where we're going, I still think sentiment is that we're overbot particularly in growth/tech but we seemed to hold up well today. No big moves today, continuing to watch n wait. I have to go back to work today, but I'm on the night shift now and will be all alone. Maybe it'll be fun, like hit film "Night at the Museum" (2006)

what time do futures tomorrow morning open?

Finally starting to feel some self respect again

>>18866531
Hey nerd, TVIX is choppy as fuck. Even during the 1st leg down it gaped up and then went down only to open the next day even higher.

Don't get cocky just yet.

>>18866535
still 2 hours left of afterhours trading friend

>>18866448
Ehh my beef is more so with him trying to buy friends by paying rich hollywood celebs to come to his parties. Idk how much is true since im just getting info from 4chan about how he seems miserable.

>>18866535
Oh my god this is it

>>18866554
>some literally who claiming to know the ins and outs of notch's personal life through other people talking about him

do go on.

>>18866578
+32.15%

>>18865664
>B-BUT THE FED!!
>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CORONA!!!???
>W-WHAT ABOUT THE UNEMPLOYMENT???
>WHAT ABOUT THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2.0????? WHERE? >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SHORTERINOS! NOT MY HECKING PUTERINOS! NOT THE FLIPPITY HECKITTY FLIPPITY MONEYRINOS!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU JEROME!!!!!!

I did alright, made $300 from gambling on MVIS lol, my real investmens were up 5% at the end.

what a boring day. i wanted to see everything like -30% down and people jumping off bridges.

>>18866607
fuck off

I'm sorry, but did bobos already lose? Oh, that's right. The week isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only Monday. Does not being in the red on Monday count as a bull market? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the week is still on? Bobos are still playing right now and shorts have made the best gains in the market for how many years now? The economy is having the worst fundamentals in history and mumus just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of Fed printer brrrrrs. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Bobos are one of the best fucking investors in biz, they went +1300% last year and would of won the 2020 stock market crash if the market wasn't rigged. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make dumb topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when bobos win. Oh look at that, bulltards just forgot Warren Buffetts experience again when they needed to remember it, just like the Fed did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you stupid? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-bobo topics because you're a hater who doesn't like them because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a dumb southerner. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>18866578
unfortunately, Im down 0.07%

>>18866585
for robin kiddies. big boys go till 8PM.

>beat the S&P by 1%
I'm a financial wizard

DAMN IT MY HECKIN STOCKERONIES AAAaaa

>>18866578

Up 8.2% for the day, 5.5% of that thanks to MVIS. Completely erased all the losses I suffered on friday, which is great. Hoping for a green rest of the week so I can exit a few positions.

Hope everyone bought tankers today,get ready to sit back and watch the show.

>>18866578
Up 1.03%. I think tech is overbought too and am not touching it. Night shift sounds comfy, I kind of want to find a night shift job. Good luck anon!

>>18866367
Have more feet. Feet for tankers.

>3 trillion dollars now gets you +0.4% on SPY

>>18866556
25pc here, I like inveting in monopolies. Also, they're about to eat Amazon's lunch in cloud.

>>18866578
Down 3.03% for the day on TVIX.

I sold earlier today and then bought back in, giving me about whatever TVIX's price was + 1.69%.

I didn't think it would dip as low as it did but I'm okay with holding TVIX the rest of the week. It kind of does this.

Guys i have a new theory. The FED has only power during open market hours.

Pre market and post market and futures is manipulation free right now and show the truth.

Market closed and nearly 0.2% lost again

>>18866626
Somebody got salt in their vagina today...

>>18866607
Basedjaks aren't funny

HEY BOBO ARE YOU OK?

>>18866655
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I feel like only a handful of absolute turbo autists spam soijacks on every board. They're ugly and not funny.

They actually remind me of when a kid gets really mad and tries to mock another kid going
>LOOK AT ME IM ANON IM SOOOO DUMMMMMB
but you can tell he's seething while he does it.

>>18866654
looks like an attempt to make copypasta to me

Chegg beat.
O murdered.

>>18866578
Broke even

>>18866626
The amount of COPE. Jesus christ calm down.

Dow closed up today wow

>>18866658
yeah I'm fine.

>>18866626
You fucking retard, we're crabbing. Zoom out.

>>18866671
>I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this. I feel like only a handful of absolute turbo autists spam soijacks on every board. They're ugly and not funny.
>They actually remind me of when a kid gets really mad and tries to mock another kid going
>>LOOK AT ME IM ANON IM SOOOO DUMMMMMB
>but you can tell he's seething while he does it.

>>18866495
Sachiko good taste friend.

yea i might be in the red today, but as long as im not a stupid faggot bear, i win

>>18866626
I've lost thousands in puts I'm holding with an iron grip, and this made me cringe.

>>18866617
i dont know where that fantasy with hedge fund managers jumping out of their windows comes fromm but it will never, i repear NEVER happen you sad fucking zoomer neets.

>>18866578
Same old 2% or so.
Stocks did great. Wrote my options too low but premium was great and a sparrow in hand is worth two in the bush.

surprisingly high amount of /biz/ has apparently never been to /sp/

>>18866675
its a bernie sanders copypasta

>>18866626
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 30% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>18866654
>>18866675
lurk moar

whats going on with STML? 154%chg+7.35

Today was a symbolic foundation to moon from tomorrow, the DOW just creeping positive just confirmed it.

>>18866694
u mad?

>>18866630
Maybe BGS earnings will be good, they got a precipitous shoutout on today's episode of the popular podcast "Cum Town". For real, the hosts spent like 10 minutes browsing the BGS website.
>>18866642
Good job!

>>18866710
hownew.ru

>>18866716
what did you say to me you little bitch? i'll have you know that i never read text walls and have 40,000 confirmed skipped pastas

>>18866683
man, lurk more

>>18866626
I like this. It's good.

>>18866578
Not bad at all, lowered the cost average of my 240 5/29 puts by almost 33%, hoping the market pumps some more so I can get some more cheapies.

has anyone tried to use this website for their options trading suggestions ?
https://marketchameleon.com/
looks pretty decent and significantly better however not sure its worth 70 bucks per month

>>18866580
How?

>>18866578
Down 32%. Decided to stay short since I hate trading Wave 4's and thought it was over by open. At least I'll make it back and more when we dump to the purple line tomorrow.

>>18866717
They got bought out.

>>18866725
>u mad?

>>18866728
yes indubitably
and SYY tommrow

Hey Bearbros, we just wanted to let you know that we all hate you, nobody likes you and the only reason you are here is because our parents forced us to invite you, now stop trying to play with us and go away.

>AFTERMARKET AND FUTURES DUMPING
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING HOW MANY TIMES WILL YOU GET BAITED LIKE THIS

>>18866578
up 5.84% here. Was in negative territory this morning.

oh no no no bvll bros, futures are creeping down

>>18866763
u mad?

>>18866706
Wouldn't it be the other way around? Wouldn't hedgefunds do well?

>>18866716
Nigger I got work to do. I can't just sit here and audit every half baked pasta. I thought he legitimately had a salty snatch like most bears.

>>18866770
bearish af
we're back

>>18866769

>>18866788
You have to go back

>>18866626
>newfags itt replying and not realizing this is an old pasta

>>18866814
roody poo

>>18866651
this is literally wrong

>>18866578
Night shift can be comfy! Listen to cozy lovecraft stories!

I am paying heed to Buffett on where we’re going: have cash. Trump says we’ll get a vaccine in no time at all? Yeah...

I think everyone might want to hear what Jimmy Cramer says:
https://www.thestreet.com/streetlightning/news/jim-cramer-latest-stock-advice-may

>>18866712
That sounds a lot like trump holding a speech
Im no native English speaker and if i listen to the god emperor i just understand gibberish
I always think my English is too bad but when listening to him for longer it gets clear he just tells many good-sounding things to brainlets that dont question anything

uhhh what happens if my contracts expire while I'm green? how do I get my money??

>>18866831
Pulled out from PEI. Pumped in last 15 minutes, losing out on 2%. Hoping the morning is ugly so i can get more of what i had.

>>18866862
>>18866862
>>18866862
new not shit OP edition

>>18866788
>not recognizing iconic /sp/ pasta

Cringe

crazy that right after the bell all the shit posting goes away.... odd... very odd.....

NANI

>>18866907
the market also seems to stop being retarded until european open market hours too.

>>18866754
I don't know where they're getting their numbers from, but seems like a scam. Pic related is from their site, my normal source shows a total open interest on these contracts from what I'm seeing from my normal source is waaay lower than anything shown here, not to mention no volume at all.

>>18866965
whats your source bro ? im looking for a good place with plenty of data as my broker is not that good with the option platform (saxobank)

Gold still at a buy point

Happy with the result of DHT in the end but oil went too well for it to moon. Hope tomorrow will bring a pump and then Wednesday it will go berserk over the earnings.

>>18867050
Oil needs to go back to >$50/barrel for supply to conceivably start having a reason to move, and even then that's only going to affect tankers' max upside. They'll still get their record-breaking quarter because no amount of sudden demand will prevent the storage glut at this time.

Lottery ticket stock, bring them on

>>18867136
wasn't that OPEC deal supposed to start this month? It might be hopium driving up the prices or maybe the CA opening. Not that it would invalidate anything you've stated.

>>18866814
It happens every time. It's fucking embarrassing how shit this site is now.

>>18866367
Ford's a zombie company. probably wont go under soon, but id bet against a recovery. honestly might be a good move to buy enough shares to sell calls. only way you'll get your money back

>>18867176
SA bypassed the deal by reducing their sale prices to every country except USA, so it has no impact on global oil prices in that regard. Some other country I don't recall is known to ignore those things (iran?). Finally, the deal also included US cuts, which doesn't help US oil.

>>18867318
What do you think of GM? I feel like Ford and GM are just boomer relics that are going to slowly die, a bad buy if looking for a long term.

>>18866814
that is one of the purposes of the pasta
watching newfags reveal themselves and embarrass themselves

>>18867363
kek, and the cuts were only a drop in the barrel. this is comically bad.

Why should I not just sling calendar spreads?