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Can we make a murder hornet coin?

Can we release these in the California almond grower fields to dissuade honey bee farmers from helping prop up those water wasting shit fruits?

>>18863547
I expect states to just use more pesticides. Bees can always be farmed and used to repopulate.

China is a greater threat.

Hornet Chan when?

>>18863547
what's his name? can he help me wipe?

should i be buying honey in bulk?

I found one in my house already, no shit. It happened like 2 weeks ago and I just thought it was a oddly huge hornet. Caught the bitch and threw him outside

Imagine having a country that had the will to defend itself from outsiders

>>18863547
look at that hateful little bastard. look at the hate in his eyes

>>18863641
Don't be a fag, collect it yourself. Delicious, delicious hornet honey.

>>18863547
are hurricanes priced in too bobos?

>>18863547
can we eat it?

"Murder hornet" is such a retarded name.

Where is the real 4chan i stating to feel like a real secret site exist that i wasnt invited to where did everyone go after 2016 leaving this site to faggots who make threads like this

>>18863611
Common ones are generally restricted or banned in some fields due to fear of killing honey bees. This isn't a practical solution. Also honey bees have been subject to seemingly uncontrollable and poorly understood colony collapse for decades. This fucking 2 inch asian fuck face can literally murder a single collective in maybe 30 minutes. It cannot be stopped. Hell you can't even kill these things with weed whackers apparently

>>18863692
he wants to be inside me

>>18863727
i’d pay to see a grown man stick a 10m asian giant hornet in his ass

>>18863715
BUT MUH BEEEEEEES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18863715
Creates more fear and angry chink bee is not PC

>>18863608
Holy fuck, underrated and extremely based.

>>18863547
They attack and destroy european honey bee hives. This is another chink plot to ruin america

>>18863781
Haven't Japanese honey bees literally invented a way of hugging them to death by overheating their body? Or are those not viable to import into the West? Otherwise we'll have to wait for robotics to advance further and place a deatbee at the entrance of every hive. Or just replace bees entirely...

>>18863754
okay but I identify as woman

>>18863689
>invasive species capable of killing humans and multiplying out of control
>threw him outside

>>18863997
They evolved a way. Takes a bit more time.

>>18863547
Long tennis racket bug zappers

>>18863689
Are you sure it was an Asian hornet and not one of these guys?

Will this work on murder hornet?

>>18864195
Might damage it's wings, but no way it'll kill.

>>18863547
Fuck that guys dry cracked finger. I have that exact thing, how do I fix it? I’ve tried everything

>>18863547
Jesus how can someone hold that in his hand it hurts like hell

>>18864454
Look at the hornet bite too ouchie

>>18864340
Keep a wet bandaid wrapped around area with crack. Trim white dead skin away with toenail clippers. Cover again with wet bandaid. Change often.

>>18863547

WE NEED MORE AMERICAN BULLFROGS! AND MAYBE ALSO CHAMELEONS!
BULLFROG EATING:
https://youtu.be/vhywWia6II8

CHAMELEON EATING:
https://youtu.be/pn37lT7HbrA

>>18863547
Choina

>>18863754
The video is probably already out there, bro.

This is one of the, if not the only bee/wasp that will outright attack people without provocation. If you get swarmed you’re literally dead

>>18863547
China needs to burn

>>18863547
I feel like this monstrosity was intentionally introduced onto the American continent to fuck up our ecosystems.

>>18864051
Beedrill, I choose you!

>>18863547
FUCK CHINA

>>18864195
That will just piss it off. You need at least #12 birdshot for a murder hornet.

>>18864195
It might actually....i have one and it can shoot salt clear through aluminum foil. they even sell high performance precision salt for it with better ballistics

>>18864195
You could take a wing off or a leg, other than that, you're going to piss it off and get rekt.

almond farmer on the west coast here.

these things are no bueno. all farmers are shitting bricks here.

dont know how much more we can hate china from here

>>18863710
they will tell us we can. they will make us eat them.

Can't you just use raid on these things?

>>18863689
You know they have spectacular vengeance genes right? Right now he’s gathering a posse to come right on back and push your shit in

>>18864629
what happens if it stings the inside of his mouth tho
that would hurt

>>18865128

The American Bullfrog can eat scorpions and spiders, not to mention small rodents and birds.

https://youtu.be/vK6HmAxmjM4

>>18865329

The African Bullfrog might even be more fearless.

>>18864629
But then they'll eventually evolve into murderfrogs that travel in packs and tongue you to death.

Long military grade bee suits

>>18863547
Release them in ghettos & snap up the freed up real estate. No spics, no niggers, no trannies or even jannies - just free real estate. We can tokenize the project on ethereum to piss off vitalic.

>>18863717
You missed out on 8ch and the mass exodus lmao. Feds took it down, no we're refugees again.

>>18864045
kek why didn't you kill it anon

>>18863547
>DOW is down almost 4%
The market wasn't prepared for this

>>18864734
this
also bat soup isn't even good

This hornet is too large to dodge my fist.

>>18865575
they'd just migrate to the suburbs to get away from the smell.

>>18864195
/diy/ got this

>>18864340
I assume then you've tried keeping it wrapped in gauze with neosporin. A crack that size ought to show progress if you keep in wrapped for 48 solid hours.

>>18865438
Tongue me to death you say?

>>18864138
Could have been, I dunno. The bitch was literally 2 inches long

>>18865641
News about this shit wasn't wide spread earlier in the year.

>>18865438
gay frogs no doubt
thanks Obama

>>18863547
STOP CALLING IT A MURDER HORNET YOU KEK !!!!
it's called an ASIAN hornet
Journos are afraid to use the term asian hornet because MUH RACISM

>>18865779
True..
What if we dump honey in the hood via helicopter ?

In europe everybody calls it the asian hornet and we dont have asian cvcks crying racism

>>18864823
Can't find .22 ammo anywhere and now all the HPS is going to be sold out. Fuck China

>>18863547
IR enables drones to find the nests. Read they can keep the hives warm at 86F. Fly them early in the morning and look for hot spots. Send in the mech-suit wearing clean team to knock them out.

>>18866231
>hornet murders people
>call it murder hornet
>NOOOOOO THAT'S NOT ACCURATE YOU NEED TO CALL IT CHINA HORNET

>>18864195
use pic related

>>18868185
>Hornet comes from Asia
>Call it the Asian giant hornet
>NOOOOOOO THAT'S OFFENSIVE YOU NEED TO CALL IT THE MURDER HORNET INSTEAD

Invest in an AI company making tiny ai driven BB Gun turret that detect murder hornets via web cam and snipes them. Every Honey Bee hive will now have a tiny turret on top.

Long bees.

>>18863715
"Africanized Pissbuzzer" didn't do as well in the WHO focus groups who genetically engineered it

>>18863689
how the hell did it get inside?

>>18863569
of course we can

>>18864632
>>18864729
*Japan

>>18865791
I ran over a ground bee nest with a lawn mower when I was a teen (on accident) and it was fucking traumatic. I have never run faster in my entire life. Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Somehow managed to not get stung even though they were all over me

>>18863547
They are pets much like a dog or cat. Murder bee food, murder bee beds, murder bee apparel, murder bee toys, murder bee daycare, murder bee health supplements, murder bee obstacle courses. You know the normal stuff.

>>18863547
What does his portfolio look like?

they appeared here in the UK around 5 years ago. government were expecting them and already had a protocol to deal with them. not really been an issue since.

why are Americans such pussies over literally anything?