/biz/ - Business & Finance

Give me your best divvy stocks.

>>18849489
For Canada buyers too please

>>18849512
Should I buy Tim Horton's?

imagine missing out on the easiest return of your life in tankers

Nth for Tomboys and TVIX

Oil is cheaper than the tankers they keep it in!!

>>18849467
SPXS $11 6/19
i literally cant fucking lose!

>>18849521
>Canadians hate it now that they are American pawns
>Sales crumbling
>Food is garbage (have you eatten it?)
Buy at your own risk

>>18849527
I just want to hug her and give her tiny pecks on the lips

reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOLTkPxjetk

I only respect TVIX chads

What is your estimate on the 2nd peak on TVIX?

It has decayed and usually hits about 20-30% lower than the previous peak, but if we actually go even further down, will hit hit $1000 again?

What’s the do the cunny futures look like?

>>18849489
VIG only

>>18849527
Stop memeing this, retard. I'm still trying to drop my $FRO bag.

>>18849548
my friend and I were JUST talking about CKY like a night or two ago.. weird.. not many people even know what that is

Post your Bloody Monday face

>Look at SOXL's 3 month chart.

Why am I looking at this chart?

>Weed
>Gentle femdom
>RTX stock
>Fountain pens
>Coffee
Who else /patrician/ here

>>18849548
damn dude that's some old old shit

>>18849544
>>18849521
Second thought: They have that chicken place that the new Canadians love.
You'll do well in QSR would be my guess

>>18849565

>>18849565

THAT RED CANDLE ON THE FUTURES


FUUUUU

>>18849569
These are the people you share this board with.

Should I invest in the power of friendship?

>>18849565

Fellow TVIX Chads, what do you think the new peak price will be, factoring in decay?

If it actually legs down, will it get near or surpass $1000 again?

>>18849591
YEAH BOI ITS DROPPING AGAIN!

>>18849564
the tony hawks pro skater 3 generation will not forget cky

>>18849565

>>18849597
yes

>>18849580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk7nm3JYiGI

Yeah they could have posted something old and good at least.

>>18849591
S&P futures at -1.7%
Bulls on suicide watch.

>>18849565
I went all in on 3x inverses at the start of Friday. I hope we hit 275.

>>18849565

AHHHH IT'S GOING DOWN EVEN MORE WTFFF JEROME TRUMP WHERE ARE YOU

>>18849565

>>18849565
ORA ORA

>>18849467
Pucker up for tomorrow

PLEASE RESPOND TO ME
REEEE

TVIX Chads, what is the potential new peak TVIX will hit if we hit another leg down, factoring in ETF decay?

> Grabbed 3 shares of TVIX in addition to my puts which have been bleeding for months
I really hope my puts turn green this week.

>>18849642
yeah.. ok..

>>18849626
>buying leveraged short outlooks on friday

You fucking memelord.

Friendly reminder to buy MVIS and sell half thursday morning

>>18849660
Nobody knows, just hold as long as you’re comfortable.

>>18849660
how does 10,000,000 sound when the economy goes to zero

weird how these threads went from worshiping SQQQ to TVIX

I'm poor what stock buy?

>>18849678
this post is low energy

>>18849690
poors aren't allowed to buy stock

>>18849690
DHT. Sell right after earnings.

>>18849467
>Nino
Blessed thread


>>18849565
I'm prepared for a lot of hurt.
I'm gonna lower my exposure to the whims of the market and buy dips later on in the coming weeks.

>>18849690
Buy MVIS and dump Wednesday afternoon

>>18849690
sell

>>18849569
Feeling bullish anon?

I'm not selling

REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A BOBO AND YOU WILL BE BLESSED WITH BEAR GAINS

STOP GOING BACK UP

>>18849690
How poor newfwend?

>>18849678
SQQQ might double your money.

TVIX will 5X, and if you were a genius before march, it 40X your money.

>>18849708
The issue is yes if you happened to short it those days, great. But you could have made more money in options with less risk than a leveraged ETF.

>>18849675
>Nobody knows, just hold as long as you’re comfortable.

Just look at the 10 year chart. By my estimations, if the Dow hits 10k, and you invest $1,000, you should have several hundred million dollars.

>>18849565
This face

>>18849554
Puffy and pink as always.

>>18849556
>>18849489
Depends on what you mean by a dividend stock.
I like VIG as well but JNJ, LMT, LLY, PEP, KO, CL, CLX, CPB, and if it keeps dumping MRK.
And if they dump I’m interested in VZ and PFE.

This MVIS shilling is hilarious. I wonder how many UAV bagholders will ride the PnD again.

>>18849690
GME

>>18849715
Odd numbers are bobo territory

>>18849727
That's incorrect. TVIX is constantly decaying to 0 and undergoes regular reverse splits. It makes previous prices look like 10000000 comparison when in reality it may have been $70 at the time.

The right way to buy and sell TVIX is buy low, anticipate a spike, and sell when the spike is nearing the top.

>>18849740
>buy low, anticipate a spike, and sell when the spike is nearing the top.

U can say that for anything!

>>18849730
I bought $15 to see how high idiots are willing to pump a zombie pennystock

ZOOM beat ZM until the SEC figured it out

BROS
ITS GOING UP
BOBROS

>>18849730
I'd love to ride another PnD, it's easy money, but MVIS is going to get delisted any day now so it is straight up going to zero.
No way in hell I'm touching some POS like that

>>18849744
TVIX specifically operates around the VIX index which is essentially a horizontal line that pikes up rapidly and crashes just as hard.

It does not move up progressively like a normal stock.

Over the years I've been off an on /smg/, without a doubt my favorite running meme are the absolute window licking retards who trade and discuss the VIX like there is any logic or analysis to it. Highest grade pleb filter in investing, accuracy rate of 100%.

>>18849756
What is Microsoft

>>18849769
vix is inverse certainty

>>18849730
Tons. PnD bagholders never learn. They cope by telling themselves that they just missed the sell trigger and certain riches by a tiny bit b

>>18849690
buy bags of rice and tuna and a cheap shotgun for the impending riots and social unrest

>>18849783
It's all a meme and we all know it, or are you really that retarded?

>>18849769
TVIX is great if you know how it operates.

Enjoy these times, my friends, especially this summer. It will be the last time anyone enjoys much of anything until far after the Biden Depression is triggered this fall and winter.

ITS
PUMPING

it goes down and immediately gets manipulated higher in a straight line what the fuck is this shit

STRONG SELL SIGNAL

>>18849740
wow i always thought we want to buy high and sell low

>straight line up
now that's what I call manipulation 40

>>18849800
I didn’t and I still made like $2k when I bought it premarket on the day the 10 and 2 inverted.

Of course, I gave much of it back as I tried to continue using it to trade off of trump tweets.

It’s all a learning process... and sometimes we learn the stove is hot by touching it.

>>18849800
So VIX tracks volatility and TVIX is short VIX? so the less volatile the market the higher TVIX goes? Noob here and I'm trying to understand

>>18849798
No im riding the pump and setting a stop order

>>18849652

This nigger is 100% BASED and Uminekopilled!

>>18849809
>ITS PUMPING
no it's not

it's over

>>18849832
TVIX is a 2x leveraged ETN that tracks VIX.

>>18849836
Good luck man, hope it doesn't get delisted before you sell

>>18849830
very true. A couple years back I turned 3k into around 6k with it. pic related. However I held it too long and bled my gains away.

I've saved this screenshot since then. However I'm much wiser this time around.

Realistically, how DOA are my 5/4 SPY 285c tomorrow?

Bye felicia!

>>18849865
S

sorry fren

>>18849603
It depends on how much the market ripsaws intraday. During the peak, the market was swinging +/- 2% 3-4 times a day. With strong fed involvement, I don't think we'll get that. Probably looking at 400-500. Decay over this short timespan isn't that bad.

>>18849666
Checking my orders, I actually bought Thursday afternoon. My gains were outrageous because all the fucking movement is overnight. Meme market, meme strats. Stay mad.

>>18849720
TVIX + TZA. Small cap was stupidly overpriced.

>>18849845
My puts will print and (((magic))) won't stop me

>>18849879
where do I buy all their clearance items?

>>18849865
Completely fucked. We're going to be at least 7 points lower than your strike, and since its 5/4 you a triple fucked by theta over the weekend. SPY would have to hit something like 288+ for you to break even.

>>18849865
ded. Dump them at open and try to recover a couple pennies

>>18849887
Interesting. I've done some VIX and TVIX analysis and figured out that in past similar scenarios, the 2nd spike of TVIX peaked at a 23% to 30% decrease from the original high, giving us a potential high of $700-$770 on this next spike.

This will also take about a month to do.

However, none of these were true recessions and just massive drops. In the only other semi-leg down scenario, TVIX only had a 16% decrease on the second spike, potentially giving $800. However it was quickly bought up and didn't fully fall.

>>18849769
Shorting VIX from 2010 to 2020 made some niggas millionaires

>>18849570
Patrician reporting in.

>>18849887
For me it’s TWM and SRTY

>>18849862
We’re learning!!
That said, I think it is time for the second spike. Stacking some UVXY sounds like it could be a good idea. And I don’t know if I can take letting this happen to my SVXY stack (an experiment that got out of control)

I deny to acknowledge any pump below $2800 as relevant

FUTURES MOONING

>>18849565

>that line up
Very legal, very cool.

>>18849947
MAKE IT GO BACK DOWN

also btc crashing bros LETS GO

You called?

>>18849678
QQQ is too techy for me to enjoy going against, I prefer put options on the SPY and TVIX. Probably going to long TMF in the morning.

HIBS anyone?

Tomorrow I shall sell my TQQQ and pick up June 5th SPY205p. Wish me luck

>That massive candle spike

weww lads

>mooning

that red dildo
LETS GO BEARS
DA
BEARS

>>18849965
Bobo, go outside and enjoy life.

Is there any point in buying GILD or is it just the gamble it looks to me?

>>18849925
T/VIX is a dangerous rodeo. Set your profit and stop points beforehand and be glad to take what you get.

>Futures going back up
Green opening confirmed
I hope you did not bet against America (=the Fed)

>>18849812
oh my

Golden Crab engaged

>>18849998
my only enjoyment comes from the eventual blood in the streets
I want to wander the wasteland

-1.5% isn't so bad, that can easily change in the 12 hours left until the market opens.

If the day starts red it'll probably end green.

how much farther does $FRO $STNG and $EURN sink this week before rebound? Excited to see earnings this Wednesday.

>>18850001
All Pharma is volatile

>>18850025
this garbage better happen soon or my -95% 5/15 puts are toast

Who /SmokesWeedEveryDayAndThenSquandersHisLifesSavingsInTheStockMarketLikeARetard/ here?

>>18850033
>farther

It's further, retard.

>volume is so low that fucking low volume pre-market trading determines where it crabs
I bet there is a single country manipulating this shit.

>>18850052
>>>reddit
Cya

I thought I wanted international exposure and then I see depressing graphs like this for international ETFs.

>>18850027
>Predicting the daytime market action with futures.
Might as well read tea leaves.

>>18850083
The Russell isn't much better. Inflation just gets concentrated into the big boys.

Are my MGMs going down tomorrow

>>18850064
ok thanks

What if there never is a giant crash and instead we get a crab market for the next 5 years?

>>18850052
me last week.
now I /420blazeitandGAin/

>THERE WILL BE NO MORE CRASH!
>ITS ALREADY PRICED IN!
This is what a retarded bull sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKuPVTadDA

bobros....
i feel it slipping...

>>18850117
Would be pretty BASED.

>>18850117
I'd probably an hero

>>18850052
theres nothing else to do during this pandemic... ima blame my drug habit on the chinese desu

>>18850052
oh dude it's actually Life's savings. you have to put the apostrophe to make it possessive.

being a boomer investor must be suffering
on that note how do i invest like a boomer

>>18850099
It would be crazy to panic sell stocks just as the country is opening back up again.

>>18850117
Past two weeks were slight red crabs
I just don't see reasons now for big rises or falls. The big rise was supposed to come from ending lockdowns on May 1 but it got "priced" in on Thursday.
Meanwhile, against threatening tariffs on China, war in Venezeula, or whatever could be done about Saudi Arabia are causes for further dips.

>>18849565

Anyone have an idea of how Chegg will do on their earnings report? I'm in at 42 and they're back to where they were in feburary, I'm wonder if it'll break the 44 barrier or if it's overvalued.

Big money dumps the market.

All bulls are ded. Accepting blow jobs for nickels from 4 chan bulls under the overpass when?

>>18850155
thats probably the best time to sell stocks

It'll go back down once Europe opens

>>18850150
Can't use punctuation when you're using meme slashes, newfaggot.

>>18850117
Would make my divvy purchase plan easier

>>18850152
Divvy stocks
Doesn't matter that they are garbage for growth or value. And only those divvy stocks that politicians make a big point to try to bail out as "all american". Become one of the boomvestors of Boeing.

I got to cocky bros! Am I gonna be stuck holding the bag?!

>>18850195
Boeing is the a microcosm of the the US itself. Once a large, powerful institutition. Hollowed itself out trying to squeeze pennies, now completely dysfunctional, a joke.

oil is fucked

>>18850214
Not if you sell.

>>18850229
Will it go lower then the 52-week low?

>>18850228
Our good friends the Saudis always have (a knife to) our back

>>18850228
I don't think any oil company at the planet has break even prices at current levels. All that matters is cash and asset reserves.

>>18850241

>tfw my uncle made millions in stocks and still buys
>been kind of giggling about what’s going on with oilstocks and airlines and he mentions he owns some of them
Fuck... poor old guy

>>18850155
>not selling the news

why the FUCK are they pumping

>>18850223
Nah. It’s just boeing and ge and ford and GM and such.

Natural gas and RTX bros check in. What do you guys think is going to happen to us since buffet scared the crap out of a bunch of normies yesterday.

Imagine not owning gold mining stocks right now

This has all the makings of a slow melt up into the open

>>18850259
>All that matters is cash and asset reserves.
U.S shale industry doesn't have this, all they have is debt/leverage.

>>18850290
i'm still up 34% on ET. If ET gets cheaper, i'm just buying more ET.

>>18850083
Just try to estimate which companies are going to become sovereign states in the near future and park your money in there.

>>18850297
based and schiffpilled

>>18850297
Who else here holding a heavy JNUG bag?

>>18850326
You need to get some of that SAND my nigga.

>>18850170
college students probably using hella chegg due to online courses

> VIX falling like a rock
Telling you, we're opening green.

>>18849565

Bretty deep in GOLD and I wish I had much more.
How do we think earnings will go this week? Are they the biggest one who reports? Gonna direct the whole industry’s share prices?

>>18850363
We're opening slightly red, climbing green, and dumping eod. Don't be fooled by the jewish tricks.

>>18850349
Anon SAND looks like a reasonable investment that is not at risk of extreme appreciation or depreciation as the market changes and, as this does not appeal to my propensity for gambling, might not be the purchase for me.

Is it too late to get into GOLD?

>>18850018
I don't remember this chapter...

>>18850117
this was going to happen before the 'rona anyway
the crab is inevitable, events and fundamentals don't even matter

Alright, it's time to talk one-on-one with everyone here. Listen carefuly brahs

Dow futures are down well over 300 points. accept it, the market is going to open down and probably continue downward until EOD. accept it. if you're holding bags, you're going to lose some money. but everything is going to be ok. you'll recover, it will just take some time. hold on to what you already have

once you've accepted this, put your big boy pants on and buy as much TVIX as you can afford and buy it as soon as you can. i guarantee it goes up 3% minimum by 10am Eastern. hold until 3pm eastern then SELL. Dow futures will be up Tuesday as the dust settles and as we go into the week we will get more positive news of business opening.

>>18850357
Most classes were cancelled or frozen, with summer semesters moved back, delayed or cancelled. Moreover most college students don't have classes in summer. There is no reason for them to use chegg more than usual either.

Do any of you dumb shit NEETs know if my options or stocks will go up or down?! I need said info for my children’s future, thanks a bundle braaaaahs.

Nevermind me, just another fellow zoomer hedging my $300 a week McDonalds paycheck on options guesses and crypto shitcon bets while living in my parent’s basement braaaahs.

We gonna make it to net worth $1k together!!!!!!!

>>18850357
it bodes well for CHGG but the Q1 cutoff was april and schools weren't all closed yet, plus the stock dipped to lower levels around april/may in the past.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18850376
Barrick is pretty well positioned, low costs high gold price. Only negative is the New Guinea mine locals are starting to chimp out and trying to nationalize it. Luckily the ceo knows how to handle these people

>>18850395
They will produce 50 million+ ounces of gold over the next 10 years. At $1700 thats $85,000,000 in revenue. If gold goes to $3000 like BOA says, that’s nearly double, all of which is profit

>>18850175
Its on a predication that infections spike worse

>>18850404
Yeah, haha, everyone knows you need to study at school for years before you can figure out how to top the stock market. Right guys? Guys?

>>18850401
All in-person classes were cancelled but many of them moved to online instruction instead, plus without access to universities or professors many students would want the option go to chegg for another alternative to supplement their studying

Time to fill that gap in futures.

Green open tomorrow confirmed.

>>18850450
85 billion I mean

>>18850459
futures are turning green asshole

we are defeated bobros

Futures rocketing up BVLL SVRGE

Im really interested in the velocity of money vs stimulation. I think we will have two seperate classes like always. Deflation for avg goods.and services but inflation for growth stocks as compared to value.

Futures be climbing
I smell fear

BOBO YOU NERVOUS?

VACCINE IN NOVEMBER

OPEN THIS MOTHERFUCKER BACK UP

>>18850503
how the FUCK are they climbing

OH NO BOBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

LETS GO BULLS, GREEN OPEN ON MONDAY IS A GO

>>18850117
>Theta strikes yet again
The crab is my spirit animal.

>>18850512
Not at all, I'll be worried about my puts once there's no bulls left.

>>18850398
>I don't remember this chapter...
Maybe 20 chapters ago or so

>>18850516
>Jerome has entered the chat

>>18850512
It could reopen tomorrow, not going to mark things normal

Wow!

BEAR SURGE
BEAR SURGE!

>>18850543
where is that dipshit that said he bought spxs and sqqq. shitting his pants right now.

>>18849879
>first
Lolwut

Come on JBLU just rally until earnings so I can be rid of your bags forever

>>18850516
They don't really matter much apart from shitposting at this time. Tomorrow morning we'll know for sure.

>>18850516
The ghost of Ben Bernanke

>>18850503
Good, can drop some bags and pickup HTGC or ARCC.

>>18850516
We are only down 1% because of Buffett shitting his pants.
Imagine the green candles once it becomes clear that this is not the end of the world.

>>18850516
Overnight futures market is not a good daytime market indicator.

>>18850537
I'm like a million chapters behind :(
I'll have to ask for some time off work to catch up with all the mangoes that I want to consume

>>18850524
Green Id! Allah willing we'll be ok!

>>18850562
yeah but the shitposting is the best part
literally more fun than any sports event

>why yes I wear adult diapers, how could you tell?

>>18850290
Everything gets cheaper, buy more.
Buffet is just the guy who had the most money to buy airlines after 9/11, worshipping him for it is cuck shit.

>>18850587
He drinks Coke and thus is based

>only 1% down now

>>18850587
because you have a shitty diet and theirs no more toilet paper on the shelfs at stores

>>18850598
coke is boomer shitwater, dr. pepper is what real chads drink

>>18850575
Kaguya really became a manga that rekt "status quo" bullshit and so on. Some characters now have sex and its heavily implied they are pregggers. Kaguya is making out with Prez and constantly develop the relationship.

Its like Aka actually wants to build a believable relationship instead of a "Baka handholding"-""rom"""com""" to milk for eternity

>>18850593
Think the same for other Airlines like American

Need to get rid of my $NET and $FRO bags. Any takers?

>>18850606
Based kidney stone bro

>>18850615
All sodas and coffee cause that shit

>>18850458
You win sir, Godspeed.

Open question: Does TVIX/ volatility index go to shit if there is nothing but negative for a quarter or more. Like imagine a world where everyone expects red for a long time, is that volatility or is that stability in shit? Will TVIX prosper if everyone and their whore mother already expects shit reurns? Asking for a friend via reddits. Honestly, I legit don’t know.

>>18850587
Cant wait to ride my Ford to the GE store to buy some of that KHC ketchup.
1978 will probably be the best year of investing yet.
-Senile old man, 2020

>>18850137
>>18850470
fine fine, let the line go up. means i can buy more tvix on monday.

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.27.20081893v1

>>18850628
Go back to r*ddit

>>18850628
That's stability, VIX measures volatility in either direction.

>>18850611
I'll take your FRO for $8 per share. Well?

>>18850458
>Yeah, haha, everyone knows you need to study at school for years before you can figure out how to top the stock market.
Way too risky. I just go to the bank and ask my trusty manager to get me a bond based funds with a meager 50% TER. Thats the thing to do after all. Since stocks are gambling haha

>>18849527
But which tankers?

>>18850587
Regardless of what we think of him retarded boomers and normies will follow what ever he says/does

>>18850664
DHT CHADS

Watching Princes of the Yen for the first time, very interesting. It starts out a bit dry and historical but then picks up when it shows how the Japanese central bank intentionally fueled a bubble that caused the "miracle economy" in the 80s. The heads of state knew that they needed to manufacture a crisis in order to enact a new economic regime and get rid of the old system, and the popping of a gigantic bubble was the perfect way to silently take power from the people. Very apt analogue to today

Highly recommended https://youtu.be/p5Ac7ap_MAY

>>18850664
DHT

>>18850664
DTH (DHT, DHT, and also DHT)
FRO
STNG
NAT (but not as much as the others)
TK
TNP

>>18850628
TVIX only moves on extreme upward or downward movements. It'll go red if the S&P goes up hard and go green if the S&P500 goes down hard. Even if the S&P500 is in a negative trend, if it isn't moving crazily, it won't do anything.

>>18850152
>being a boomer investor must be suffering
It is. I tried it for exactly one year. Way waaaaaaay more stressful than shorter term swings. I got so mad at the market during that time. Argued with the price action, declared people trading my stocks stupid, even bought in to the memes like "they're just shaking the tree to knock off the weak hands". Awful. You need supreme confidence in your ability to due dilly and select strong long term growth companies.

>https://www.stripes.com/news/pacific/air-force-deploys-four-b-1-bombers-200-airmen-to-guam-for-deterrence-missions-1.628167#.Xq9FA7J3st8.twitter

Is war with Chyna priced in?

I have 300 GES calls. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

>>18850646
I met your mother on reddit. Wuz massively disappointing, but I’m hoping that you succeed and make me proud son.

h-how's my 401k doing?

>>18850259
>I don't think any oil company at the planet has break even prices at current levels.
The Saudies supposedly have the cheapest and it is speculated to be somewhere in the low teens. So if that's to be believed they're just barely scraping by at even money at current prices.

>>18850326
i panicked on friday at sold all my JNUG for a comfy 1% gain. too scared to hold over the weekend, i was 20 shares deep

>>18850715
down about 18% from peak. you should have increased contributions over the last couple of months if possible.

>>18850363
i have both tvix and spy calls so either way something is making me money

>>18850718
Yes but they can only keep their royal family in yearly lamborghinis at something like $80 per barrel.

>>18850673
sounds cool might watch later

>>18850715
it's fine

>>18850688
Why tk but not tnk?

>>18850738
why didn't you move to stable value on february 21, you wanted to ride the wave?

>>18850743
Also true. Break even and preferred price level being wildly different things and all. You're right they do say they would like it to be up there in the $80s.

>>18850672
>>18850678
>>18850688
What's so solid about dht right now?

>>18850645
Tldr version

Vaccination is done on a random sample of society. This leads to formulas of 60-90% needing it to give herd immunity.

Actual infection in society can create herd immunity at 10% of population assuming enough variance in behavior and susceptibility.. Aka the most social or super spreaders are highly likely to get infected and removed during a natural infection spread vs vaccine

Depending on certain variables herd immunity is possible for cv at 10% infected.

>>18850696
personally im just holding my tvix until we get the first reports of new outbreaks after the "reopening" and confirmation that no vaccine is possible and the banks announce they are going to go bankrupt without 100 trillion printed dollars from the fed because 30% of the workforce cant pay rent or mortgage because no income

>>18850712
Yep, definitely a newfag tourist.

>>18850673
Based. This should be required viewing for /smg/

>>18850750
Better upside and lower entry price. If TNK goes up, TK goes up at a slightly faster rate. I know of no scenario where TNK goes up and TK doesn't at least match the rate.

>>18850741
probably not but at least you'll research why it didn't work out and learn something from it

>>18850758
>why didn't you predict the future
there are many reasons to sell all the time. it's difficult to know which reason is going to stick. of course if i knew what was going to happen i would have positioned accordingly. i usually never sell regardless, just bump up my contributions or start buying using cash when the market dips.

If you are ever in the position will you be as based as this guy?


>ceo played the stock market in the past couple of weeks
>wins and distributes it to his employees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuBUeRSAqO0

how do you guys decide the price to buy in on a stock? like lets say you think TJX is a good company, if I want to go long how do I determine the price to buy in at during a crash?

>>18850794
LOOK AT ALL THOSE V-SHAPED RECOVERIES

>>18849467
Since futures are unstable rn. Would it be a good Idea just to buy puts on airlines

>>18850803
sounds like he is just giving them the part that would be taxed away

>>18850803
Depends how much money I have and how much money I make on stock market. Since he's a CEO he probably has bank so yes I would

>>18850766
This tells me the market is operating off of an incorrect assumption of how effective herd immunity is. The probabilities of spikes and 2nd waves is lower than they are thinking and downside risk is lower

>>18850812
calls

>>18850587
>uhhh....
>ummm. yes
>uh.
>why yes,
>uhhhh
>I wear uh
>adult ummm diapers.
>... uh
>how uh. could you tell?
ftfy

>>18850811
>>18850794
>muh indices

>>18850766
thanks for the tldr but you're overestimating my ability to understand some of the things that you are talking about

>>18850826
this helps a little

>>18849467
artist name?

>>18849570
>fountain pens

ALL CASH TIL THE CRASH

>>18850805
it shouldn't be a binary decision. know your own risk tolerance and buy portions on the way down. if you are committed to a company (or an index), buy more as the prices continue lower. i dont pretend to be smart enough to know if an individual company will recover, so my advice is based on the overall s&p500 index.

>>18850803
>Nothing but women and minorities

How is this company even staying afloat?

>>18850649
All drunken joking aside, that makes sense and that was what I was thinking. If we are overall expecting a bear market then there is no volatility, just a slow drag to the bottom.

So basically you’re saying everything but cash is an bad position just like Buffett?

>>18850803
>national socialists retained power in Japan after the war
wtf I love Japan now.

When the bottom in, why shouldn't I go 100% on UPRO?

Literally what's the downside?

>>18850865
because stonks are going up and some guy keeps throwing the scraps at them

>>18850120
He says no more immediate crash, doesn't talk about a long drawn-out recession. Plus, he says only a portion of his investments are shares.

>>18850863
thanks

>>18850915
how do you know its the bottom
even if spy recovers your upro will still be down if it crabs

>>18850924
UPRO matches the S&P500 at an increased leverage.

If SPY goes up, it usually goes up like 3x

>>18850799
What resources to you recommend to better under the marine shipping market? I've been reading the hellenistic news site, but I'm kind of new overall to investments outside of company 401k

Shit Trump talking up the market with bullshit promises again.

>>18850909
Did you mean this for >>18850673
lol

>>18850915
the downside is that you try to time the bottom and then it shits the bed in a big way and you lose hard. hedging with otm vxx calls is easier imo

>>18850943
Yes. I'm retarded.

Hope you guys bought the dip friday

>check fututres because I see bearshit
>1.15% and increasing absolutely
embarrassing

>>18850349
aww

>>18850940
The guy scammed his way into the white house. His mastery of the pump is second to none.

>>18850766
If you invest on this shit you are retard.

There is no cure/vaccine and there never will be. How long has the common cold been around? Exactly. Retard bait.

>>18850846
It's very simple

The people most likely to spread CV are also most likely to be infected. The number of super-spreaders reduces vastly after the first wave.

Everyone who goes to a club each night, out to eat 20 times a week, talks to 100 different people a week, etc already got it.

The % herd immunity for a vaccine versus after a natural infection spread is up to 7x different - 70% vs 10% as shown by

>>18850645


The effect on market is that a "second wave" risk is lower than maybe people are modeling based off faulty vaccine herd immunity reasoning.

Herd immunity can occur at 10% depending on variance, and those variables can be determined.

>>18850673
Thanks
Will watch later
>>18850811
Japan was an entirely different breed of problem. The whole economy was a bubble. At one point a square meter in Tokyo was worth more than some entire European/US cities in terms of property value.
And I am not being hyperbolic here. A single building equaled the value of some US states. Companies stopped producing because buying and hodling property was more pofitable. Wait a week and it doubled.

This crises is absolute babbies first recession tier against that

Look at this liar shits.
https://twitter.com/margbrennan/status/1257131629656649729?s=21

>>18850956
i want a bigger dip....

>>18850960
I was promised circuit breakers.

>>18850960
I hope volatility gets a boost and I can get more premiums

>>18850932

retard

>>18850673
Ah! I just put that on my YouTube playlist the other day.

Still looking for a decent fitness qt to do YouTube workouts with...
(No Jeff is not my type)

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>>18851018
>>18851018
>>18851018

>>18850649

Actually you are wrong. Vix is simply based on options prices.

In that scenario puts would be expensive so vix would be high

>>18850977
>Everyone who goes to a club each night, out to eat 20 times a week, talks to 100 different people a week, etc already got it.
I was hoping that AIDs would kill all of those people in the 90s
you're telling me that they're still around?

>>18850990
we still haven't fulfilled the 3rd CB prophecy

>>18851013
>(No Jeff is not my type)
he'll grow on you
work out with him (on youtube)

>>18850977
Keep in mind that a natural infection wave will peak at % of infected above herd immunity levels.

A very rough guess at herd immunity levels needed in an average city is 20%. This would mean New York City for instance has very low risk of second wave once this curve drops.

>>18850703
You also need to never ever invest in dudeweed

>>18850450
>if the price of gold doubles, than the value of the gold they mine will also double
I mean... yes?

>>18851029
Nah I want to work out with a sexy lady, they always get me to push myself harder

Anon the third cb will never ever happen ever.

>>18850977
You fucking retard. Coronavirus spins off serotypes as fast as influenza, and that shit beats herd immunity every year. Anyone talking about a treatment or cure is scamming. Enjoy the PnD but don't drink the koolaid. The only end to this is when the virus eventually neuters itself into the background in two to five years.

>>18851032
Dumbasses with know knowledge of infectious disease should refrain from talking about them like they have a clue. Strong herd immunity for something as contagious as covid is 80-95%. Even in relatively noncontiguous diseases it's upwards of 40%.

>>18850976
I can't fathom why people don't understand this, they want a one time cure and they're being milked and manipulated

>>18851084
sounds gay

>>18850606
My dad drank that all his life and is now having massive kidney stones. Good luck fren

>>18851028
Yeah, that’s what I thought!

VIX is a bit more complicated than 4chin idiots think. “Market go down, VIX go
Up” hurrdurr. There really is more to it than that huh?

Not that any of this matters. Imma get blowjs on the cheap in the future from /biz. Luckily most of you on a onions diet so it will be easy to pretend you are chicks.

WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN. I can’t stop WINNING

>>18850980
He's a retard, but Southwest is probably the only airline I would invest in, not for a while though

>>18851125
I went to Vietnam in January and caught a cold, did I get caronavid 19 virus ?

>>18851198
how massive

>>18851232
no

>>18851161
Because this is the normie dumbass shit that the market moves on. That should tell you EVERYTHING you need to know about the market bro. Please fucking have a plan and hedge your bets.

>>18849715
Hi

>>18850457
I just want a refund for getting kicked out of facilities and services I paid exorbitant fees for.

>>18850851

>>18851216
What are your positions?

This is rallying hard all night can’t wait to open green as fuck and bears kill themselves en masse.