/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18844599
get into stocks dub master

>>18844599
you just have no plan. people with strats and plans win. just win, unlike you. stay poor.

>>18844599
i've seen one. he posted deposits to his bank in a "can't cash out" larp thread in 2019. i was shocked, he was depositing like 12k a week or some shit

>>18844599
There are a few millionaires in here. They actually were going to give me free bitcoin after I sent them 0.5 bitcoin but I think their internet connection died.

stocks are too slow to make it with in that time frame barring extreme luck (going all in on something that pops off, or having a highly leveraged position pay off)

crypto has been, and still is, in a massive bear market, which means only bobos with balls of steel can make it in crypto, and nobody on 4chan has enough testosterone to play the bear game that hard because on some level everyone here is still delusional about crypto going up "eventually"

>>18844599
Some people have made it, like me, but it is very hard, and you have to be lucky. The days of ridiculous returns in crypto are over. That ship has sailed unfortunately. The communists have taken over the crypto scene in force.

why would anybody come back after making it, we fucking suck as a community

Buy eth, dump it when the eth 2.0 fomo pump kicks in. Not going to make you rich though.

>>18844599
>doubt
do futures count? see FT71
>post proof
my employer wouldnt like that

Why would you dox yourself to show some anons you "made it".

Stock indexes gain 8% per year, is that not enough? That's a huge return.

>>18845119

It's actually 5%, not 8%, and the index bubble is done. Don't expect that strategy to keep working. Even the man who created indexes called it a con before he died. Buy gold and silver before you lose everything.

>>18844599
I've cashed out close to 6 figures profit in crypto.

>>18845140

Stock have non-arbitrary indicators of value such as P/E and they pay dividends.
Holding onto stonks makes sense.

Value of gold is completely arbitrary.

>>18845191

Dividends are getting cut to nothing and stocks have never been more overvalued compared to P/E in all human history. The stock market would already be crashing down without the FANG stocks. Everyone has piled into the same stocks because of index funds. It's a bubble. Gold is immutable store of value and that will never stop being the case; it shines the most when everything else is crashing down. It's about to crash.

>>18845249

I agree stuff like Netflix and Tesla are incredibly overvalued but DIA is not the only index in existence.

I don't buy stocks with P/E 100 and no dividends.

>>18844599
> I’ve been on this board for four years

And I'm Warren Buffett, Lurk Moar newfag :)

>>18845112
Oh please because biz is anything like pol. 99% of pol haters think pol is 4chan and don't realize there's other boards

>>18844779
This. The second LINK hits $100 I am never talking to you losers again.

If you bought the covid 19 dip you could have made some cash already.

>>18844599
It's possible, it's just far easier if you start with more money. I turned $200 into $900 in a week by trading options. Would've been a decent profit if I had put more than pocket change into it.

>>18844599
Shit mane. With DCA, I'm only down 2% this year baby!

I have $1200 in the bank. $1200 coming from stimulus. $1000 paycheck hitting in 2 days. All May bills paid. I just need $400 until my next check.

i need fucking help. how do i make it?

>>18844599
Over years of trading in crypto and stocks, I've made over 250%. It's possible

>>18844599
if i ever "make it", im buying a farm and a distillers license, and planting an apple orchard. everyone on biz is invited for free brandy and apple pie.
the password is peepeepoopoo

iM doing ok. So far....................................

>>18844599
Your doubt is understandable here. But it is a fact that certain people make about 80k a year just with dividends... not even counting the trades.
Be well friend

>>18846004
Based. I’ll be there :)

>>18846004
Thanks fren.... Really looking forward to that!

I have 23.3 BCH and .15 BTC (I paid $1000 for it). If I hodl till 2022, will it be a good return?

is btc dropping tomorrow?

>>18844599
lol you are a newfag

>>18844599
There are guys not on this board, who made 20x returns in 2 years from stock trading.

>>18846550
trading is noob shit. investing is where it's at, newfriend

>>18846580
tRUE, True, true!

>>18846580
Actually it's the opposite. Investing is easy, trading is harder.

>>18846511
You are a fucking TREMENDOUS NEWFAG!

>>18846627
I am too exalted to even notice shit like you anon. But I just actually did, didn't i?

>>18846700
"exalted" and on /pol/..........

We are not "exalted".

>>18844722
Yeah, just network problems. Keep sending to that address I gave you until it works.

>>18846763
That's right. /pol/ is he absolute shit dumpster of 4chan.. but /pol/ also has a few smart people.. you go figure it out.

>>18846795
bACKPEDDELING motherFUCKER!

>>18844599
really? in 2017 pretty much everyone on this board made hundreds of thousands or millions and most were smart enough to atleast cash out a couple hundred thousand

>>18846828
really?

>>18844599
i'm going to retire early but it won't be from stocks or crypto (even though i'm invested in both). you need high income to start, unless you were very lucky with btc. pic related, doesn't include my home because i dont want to count it since it's not a liquid asset.

>>18845862
I'm all in on Kleros, if it goes to $1 hopefully I can cash out and snowball it into other things.

>>18844722
Jej. Please be trolling.

Oh no no no.

>>18846865
cOME ON!!!!!


/pol/ asskicking about to happen!

u better back down...

>>18844758
>that ship has sailed
>Hex mooned 1900% this month

I'm not into Hex but you're off your nut if you think crypto is over. This is just the beginning.

>>18846915
I am a jew.

lets GO!!!!

>>18844758

>>18846947
are you a chinese jew?

>>18846991
I am any kind of jew you like anon, as long as go back to /pol/

>>18844758
sHOW your holdings if you really have any /poltard/

>>18847008
ok, were cool now.................

today is a GOOD day for you and your family tree, on /pol/!

i dont like chinese jews: ok fren?

sad that the only anons left holding chainlink are deluded schizo fucks and their dumb followers who wants to believe they are somehow part of something mystical to give a purpose to their wasteful lives.
meanwhile, all the OGs are slowly transfering their gains into bsv and the slightly above average anons are starting to catch on. The smartest one did long ago.
Truth is, token unironically not needed and everything chainlink does could've been done on the original bitcoin blockchain. The blog post was unironically just a blogpost too. Linkies all thought those memes were marines being ironic, making good shitposts and such, but it was even better than that, it was unironic fud.
as always, no amount of anon posts should lead your investements. DYOR or be left weak-handed and broke

>>18847067
I will let you when we are 'cool`you fucking retarded bastard. I will go hunt you

>>18845578
You'll be back. You can't make it in normie world anymore. This place changes you, man. Nothing out there makes any sense.

They all come back.

>>18846234
Any recommendations for good divvy stocks. These are fucking where it's at long term. Thousands of dollars every quarter in passive income. Can't be beat.

>>18847168
come on MOTHERFUCKER!

cOME on!!!!

Your mom will know when were "cool"!

Your dad: the night you were born......

>>18844599
Made it means different things to different people. The problem is greedy people like us are never happy with any stack, so we never make it haha.

>>18845532
based linklambo

Come on, bring it you PATHETIC BASTARD!

Yeah, thats what i thought!

>>18844599
What about Jacob in December 2k17

Advice for you my fren:

>>18847338
when i bring it you will realize it anon. and you will not like it. at all.

>>18847447
u got "shut-down"...............

u know how many crosswalks, traffic lights, fire hydrants, bicycles, parking meters and buses i had to click to win this battle?

When I get out of here, im gonna get some pancakes!!!!

one of the OG rich crypto investors just woke from his slumber recently and started tweeting and you're here whining about being unable to make money. you deserve it if you can't read the market right now, you have an opportunity of your lifetime ahead of you and you choose to cry and whine about it

>>18847544
Man, your mom threw away my best porno mag!

>>18847656
Once SOME people have all the $$$$$$MONEY$$$$$$$ they can spend: they get SAD AND DEPRESSED!

>>18847678
oHHH SCHIT!

Are you ready?

>>18847678
Lyrics
And now, my name is Adrock I've got a story to tell
And when I rock the crowd, well, the crowd we all yell
And when I get the feeling, I feel the feel swell
And when I start to rhyme, well, I rhyme the rhyme well
Oh you didn't know I got the flow
I could sing, rap, dance in just one show
With the cornbread stuffin' with the Blimpie Bluffin
Ooh, that ' Yosi with the fresh muffins
Hey, could you please pass me the peas?
And let me get a tissue if you think you're going to sneeze
I'm the player and the coach, I'm no roach
I bought my grandma a brand new broach
Well I'm MCA with a story to tell
When I rock the crowd I rock the crowd well
And when I get the feeling I feel the feel swell
'Cause when I start to rhyme, well, I rhyme the rhyme well
'Cause I'm a craftsman, who ain't fastin'
I'll take you to task, everyone of ya'll draftsman
I'm rehearsin' and ain't maskin'
Bringin' the beat back and keepin' it lastin'
Keepin' it top notch, beyond passing
Simmer in the pan 'cause, I ain't flashin'
I'm party-crashin' so you better batten
Down those hatches stop procrastin'
Well I'm Mike D with a story to tell
And when I rock the crowd the crowd we all yell
And when I get the feeling I feel the feel swell
'Cause when I start to rhyme well I rhyme the rhyme well
Went to the top and never went pop and
Came back down but still not stopping
I'm not even asking, "yo what's cracking?"
Serving MC's on a platter like baked Alaskan
So start packing because I'm back in
The game of hi-phop representing Manhattan
Now push the pause button then start ducking
Shh, you heard me like I'm E.F. Hutton

>>18847544
That funny at least. You go fuck yourself though.

>>18844599
Why would someone who 'made' it post proof?
Sure they could sign or send a small transaction from a big wallet but I dont know, I'd be at unease if i had a couple of mil to sign such a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7M7d8u40I4

I made it. 200btc since 2012 then another 200 in 2013. Then killed it in icos and eth. Got 400btc and various alts too.
If you want to make it ill give you a hint. Haircomb. Thats the new ticket to financial freedom. It will take years but thats the innovation atm.

>>18847838
If this fucker asks for a handout or free bee again tell me.

I'm the player and the coach, I'm no roach
I bought my grandma a brand new broach

>>18847787
You chinese jew!!!!!

>>18844723
high IQ post

>>18847881
Oh we're larping and shilling coins now?
Fuggg, how did I forget?
Yeah I hold 10000 ETH you know bought 2k at ICO and sold at the top and bought back in at 100. Spent the rest on coke and hookers.
Protip, buy Lition, bought 5 million myself.

>>18845862
You have unrealistic expectations

If you're just getting into this, keep expectations of your success limited to funding a hobby.

>>18844599

nobody made it after december 2017. a lot of people lost it though.

I know everyone hates reddit but if you go to their wallstreet bets page the amount of people that have lost significant money is staggering

>>18847930
Yes.. me chinese jew must learn the ways of 4chan after all

>>18848047
You:

>>18845158
Method?

>>18846004
Will come

>>18846477
No but right now before it moons

>96 posts
>1 portfolio that made it
you know what to do OP

>>18848473
Convert shitcoins to BTC or ETH. Move funds to Gemini. Sell for USD and then wire transfer the money to my bank account. Gemini has no limits on how much USD you can wire in or out.

>>18846384
yes dont freak out if it hits $68-70 buy more

>>18848639
Why USD?

>>18848639
So you buy shitcoins, wait for them to moon a bit and then do this? Where is the profit coming from?

>>18846004
i love you bro. i wish this didn't read like we were about to go into a battle where we knew we would die.

I can't wait to come, I'll bring fresh fruit, veggies, and nuts from my farm and we'll all be enthusiastic for each other's success. <3

Can I pay in itune cards?

>>18848793
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>>18848719
>>18848739
I'm simply explaining how to cash out. I haven't cashed out since January 2018.

>>18844599

I made $5,000 off crypto with a $1,000 investment. I didn't plan to dump my whole life into a glorified casino. I knew when to call it. Too many people on this board are delusional about profits. I've always believed that stocks are to supplement your lifestyle - not sustain it.

>>18846201
what app is this i leik it

>>18844758

someone screencap this for the 2021 gloat compilation

>>18849262
Vanguard

>>18847217
I’ve been on 4chan since 2007. Best decision of my life.

It takes patience, discipline, and actual analysis. Most people here are gambling or chasing quick money.

VIDT token
VIDT token
VIDT token

>>18845191
Cant wait for you to neck yourself. the stock market in venezuela is at all time highs also.

>>18844599
I remember some guy posted here saying he had like 100,000 acres of land, some huge amount of gold (several tonnes) and tens of thousands of bitcoin and ethereum. Pretty sure he made it kek

>>18844599
Not in crypto but you can definitely make substantial profit in stocks.

>>18844599
you been here for a while and not invested in LINK?

What are you even doing dude.

>>18844723
>going all in on something that pops off, or having a highly leveraged position pay off

Have you ever tried stocks? Gains are much faster and better. Crypto gains after 2017 are slow as molasses.