/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for buy ATVI calls before earnings if you like free money

>>18807566
based based based

VISL???

WHERE MY GMECHADS @?

http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/09/47-57-93-929-elon-musk-is-out-as-tesla.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/06/44-47-110-times-article-about-elon.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/09/13-27-47-54-74-78-91-sec-sues-elon-musk.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/09/12-26-37-47-71-96-47-year-old-elon-musk.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2016/09/48-66-68-87-93-spacex-rocket-explodes.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2015/12/33-48-68-space-x-lands-rocket-after.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/08/17-26-33-78-17-days-elon-musk-wont-get.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/08/33-78-elon-musk-says-hes-considering.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2018/05/33-57-elon-musk-purchases-33000-shares.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2017/09/52-106-110-elon-musk-predicts-world-war.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2016/06/68-cnn-asks-why-is-elon-musk-at.html
http://freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2017/01/165-spacex-returns-to-flight-nails.html

>>18807675
I bought a 100 stocks of this yesterday. When does it moon?

>>18807684
i got 1630 and buying irregardless of price

ON A SCALE OF 1-10 HOW BEARISH ARE YOU RIGHT NOW ANON?

gonna buy a Tesla call at the end of today
who's coming with me?

>>18807704
I saw some anon shilling it on /smg/, and since it was so cheap I bought in. Blackpill me on $VISL, anon. Does it have potential, or is it just a meme stock?

>>18807719
>dow weekly candle might close below the 200 MA.
I might go ultra bear.

Tanker.. Chads...

>>18807577
I'm game

>>18807566
Guys...Powell gave up...this shit is retesting new lows in a few weeks.

>>18807719
11

Where is the bottom bros, -60% of February peak?

WKHS with the complete reversal lmao. I have no idea why this is happening today but I'm not complaining.

>>18807806
I dont see stocks here, how come? /smg/ said being long stocks to not fight fed?

how the fuck is anyone bearish??
>>18807719
zero

>>18807744
I'ma get another 150% on Monday and Tuesday. Then on Wednesday I'll have 30k and basically be free to trade all I want.

Bought more NET. Hey the dip was there so might as well take advantage..

Options = limit buys

Crazy to hold Tesla over the weekend. Went 80% portfolio at 705

>>18807577
Hm? ATVI earnings is on Tuesday

>>18807852
Oops forgot to add ? For weekend

>>18807837
FED never straight up bought stocks. /biz/ just is full of shit.

The closest thing to stocks...they are buying junk ETFs, that's it.

>>18807847
please post it when it happens. I don't want to fuck with options so I'm looking forward to getting ~8-10k from 3k on TVIX. I'm rooting for you.

>>18807884
>they are buying junk ETFs
not quite, theyre buying junk bonds lol
Im just meming on brrrrrrrrr argument bulls

>>18807796
Long hodl- let the bull rest

If you bears are so powerful... why retreat?

Tesla stock price is too high IMO

>>18807566
>US:
1.1 milion cases
63K dead
30 milion unemployed
economy damaged and artificially inflated
country partially closed due to quarantine
transport infrastructure damaged
factories infected, unhealthy working conditions all around slowing down production
oil in negatives and long below profit margins staying afloat on goverment subsidies about to be bailed
undereported protests and cover ups of them
weakening foreign political position all around and lack of trust in US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kkBseVTUow

YIKES! And that's without elections even officially in the place, so it's gonna be a good one. Not to say that you can chose between two same senile retards who are not going to change anything in the end, but you mutts will wreck each other for them.

>>18807873
based af, elon shook weak hands

>government stops throwing around literal trillion dollar wads that are used indirectly for buying stonks, probably because all the big boys got enough bag drop opportunies from the scam pumps at this point
>market immediedly starts bleeding
rmyt

Short GME it's going back down to 4 on monday.

>>18807787
easily a x10, but its gonna keep bleeding for a bit, keep buying the dips. set sell orders at 2 dollars to be safe. its taking off SOON!

>>18807885

As soon as I posted my positions the bogs just strait up started pumping this bitch. Fuck this shit, I'm going to lose it all on Monday.

GALT! SAVA! I feel something in the air. GALT day might be near.

just for context, this closes the second red week in a row and its candle is death

>-4.8% first quarter

>-20+% expected second quarter fall

OH NO NO NO

Trump is talking Tariffs, scaring the market
Amazon missed earnings, the market follows
Elon has a conniption and the market follows
Stocks aren't bouncing by EOD the way I hoped
It really seems like reality is setting in and were headed for the decline that bobos have been frothing for

Fuck all that. Time for real shit. You know that thing about Buffet or whoever getting stock advice from a shoeshine boy and taking it as a cue to exit? I just noticed that the tv in the breakroom has been flipped to finance channels all week.

Selling before close, black Monday incoming.

>>18807913
Bears covering shorts and getting ready for the double dip.

CAN I SEE SOME ANIME TIDDIES TO GET ME THROUGH THIS MARKET

Virginia galactic had successful test flight.. stock will rise with it

>>18807704
>irregardless

Jerome, you are no longer a match for the Bogs.

Your bravery is admirable, but there is a fine line between it and stupidity.

Crash it.

Is war bullish or bearish?

>>18806571
hey
go back

>>18807852
>>18807873
I don't think he will smoke another bowl and go on a rant again (for a while at least), it's a complete bet though but I think the market will calm down and open green on Monday. Keep in mind that you're risking everything based on if Musk will smoke again or not over the weekend, sure it's pretty funny but.. ye

>>18807842
How the fuck are you bullish? We just had a 10 year bull market, the longest in history, followed by the fastest crash in history. Correction is coming.

SPCE

>>18807951
the moment you sent it the green candle shot to the sky

Hodling TVIX over the weekend wish me luck

>WKHS surging again

The little truck that could. What's news is coming out this weekend that somebody has the scoop on? Expanded touchless delivery agreements?

>>18807806
source : zero hedge

>>18807933
>its taking off SOON!

But why?

Repost from last thread for the curious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuj5eywWzdI
/our guy/ Rudy talking about (corporate) bonds

>>18807989
SPCE WENT DOWN TO FUCKING NINE?! Holy shit kek'd

>S&P500 gets oversold on the smaller intervals
>does a slight bounce up
>bulls think this is the recovery when little movement from the bottom almost has it back at a 70 RSI
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>18807960
ive literally deposited my trump check, entire bank account, sold my tv, VISL is taking off. also, 16,000* not 1600. might even sell my car for the time being, taking out a loan soon.

Imagine thinking we’re not going to war. Liquidate all your investments in companies with dealings in Chyna or you will get what you fucking deserve.

>>18807596
You should, MSFT will steamroll the Cloud internationally. Microsoft gives discounts on their own software when run in Azure, giving companies a HUGE incentive to choose Azure over AWS.

Also, Microsoft benefits from cloud growth going from the US to International. All large companies globally already have a relationship with MSFT

>>18807837
buying junk bonds is just giving companies money with extra steps

So do we pump or dump at EOD today?

>>18808027
>IAVS round 2

>>18808030
If Australia goes to war with China after trading hours, I won't do anything, but I'll be very put off.

>>18808054
yes but not quite same thing as buying stocks

>>18808030
In a plot twist, Lil' Kim is dead, and the chinks try to annex the norks, and the SK and USA come to the aid of the Norks and bring a new era of peace in the land of the gook.

>>18808060
>UAVS*

>>18808072
Can you just keep on issuing junk bonds to get bought by the FED?

is it BRRRRRRRRRRR time yet?

>>18808027
Don’t bait me into doing the same thing

>>18808021
so just a breather before final 10 minute dump? or weekend dump?

>>18808060
who cares if its a pump and dump, ill make 100,000 when i get out. mania will drive it up to 4.

>>18808055
There is a 0% chance of a green Monday because European markets are now an entire day behind on the selling because they were closed today, so likely a dump in the last 10 minutes.

Guys what should I short next week? Want to buy some puts eod today

I am so done with this manipulated scam. I'm gonna go into crypto instead. FUCK boomers and fuck shares

>>18808055
my GLD long of the day is already pooomped
>>18808092
JPow literally said "we wont run out of money" this week. Problem is ofc, you have to pay interest, which is fine as long as JP is not raising

>>18808100
yes. Even during a dump, things can get oversold in smaller time intervals, making dead cat bounces.

>>18808027
>VISL
how do you know it is? and when?

>>18808110
EUR against USD

>>18808111
>willingly entering bogs realm

>>18807951
they shouldn't arouse jpow's wrath.

i might to go to jail for 20+ years in a few months so i really don't care, make enough to live like a king in some shithole.

USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
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>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
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CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING
>USDCHN 0.01 AWAY FROM ALL-TIME HIGH
>CHINESE CURRENCY COLLAPSING

>>18808055
looks like a pump, but futures this weekend are anyone's guess.

Did the market price this in?

>>18808134
>i might to go to jail for 20+ years

What the fuck did you do, anon?

>>18808030
>australia
well yeah they are gum on the bottom of the shoes of real countries.

Shit though... this is why BILI is dumping, isn't it.

Is this a falling knife bros???

>>18808111
>Market down 1.5%
>THIS SCAM! OH NO! ITS ALL OGRE!
What kind of shit do you people invest in?
>>18808134
We all killed a hooker at one point. No need to get overly worried or dramatic fren

>>18808116
>"we won't run out of money"
That's irrelevant now, if Amazon can't even meet earnings during what should have been a massive opportunity for profit for them (everybody stuck inside ordering shit online) it means nobody is spending their money, which means a recession is already here.

>>18807776
you're retarded

>>18808105
So go all in on EURZ before closing?

>>18808027
What does it mean when I look up this stock and see the following:
*Nasdaq FSI: *Deficient: Issuer Failed to Meet NASDAQ Continued Listing Requirements

>>18808151
>it's elon

Monday will be green.

>>18808129
Not forex ya dummy

>>18807951
What if that shoeshine boy is a /biz/brain? You'd literally shoot your own shoe by not taking advice from financial geniuses

>>18807719

>>18808158
>it means nobody is spending their money, which means a recession is already here.
you must be special to benchmark spending by amazon profits lol
>>18808178
FXE is ETF on this pair dumbass

>>18808135
Good. Just like the Soviet Union. Fuck you slavery enabling faggots.

>>18808177
post more nero

>>18808150
fuck facebook. that guy is a goddamn sociopath

*waddles towards you*
Hamboigah

>NET's big play is to branch out into Chyna

Yeah, fuck that. I'm liquidating all my NET today, even if it's at a loss. Chyna's currency is collapsing and we might go to war over the weekend. Get out before it's too late. You slack jawed retards have been warned.

>>18808030
To be fair they are actually right. China could simply pull all their money and students from Australia and the economy would tank by 20-25%, not to mention several universities would crash without government bail-outs if China left. Australia are actually VERY dependent on China it's ridiculous

>>18808177
Probably but by not enough to save my calls.

>>18808188
>you must be special to benchmark spending by amazon profits lol
And what is your benchmark? Oh. Nothing? That's cool.

>>18807719
5, because I'm 50% in cash.

is VISL a meme?

>>18808030
I will celebrate every dead Anglo I see on the news if they start shit

>>18808010
because it's a meme stock

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HUGE GREEN DILDO

>>18808222
THIS

>"fresh, never-frozen beef" Wendy's reporting they might face supply issues
>BK and McDonald's reporting they don't have any issues
how old is the shit they serve you in a MickeyD's?

STOP PUMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18808215
Credit card payments down 60% yoy is one of the 3 things I monitor, you dont deserve to now the rest

>>18807953

>>18808030
What if China sends emus?

>>18808188
Say more. Why should I short EUR?

>>18808006
This is a big brain stock to be in on right now

>>18807951
Come to think of it, last may was the month I got absolutely fucked by tariffs. I hope this tanks apple stock again. Wanna buy some.

I took such a long break from posting that somehow my trip got screwed up

>>18808027
seriously though, at least there was a little effort with the UAVS pumpndump. These shills can't even give a reason why this stock will rise

>>18807953
office tiddies are great >>18808244

>>18808150
*shits on the street in front of Macy's*

Wait, was it like this? Maybe it's case sensitive

>>18808244
thanks bro

are we gonna end red 3%?

God damn this is so risky for a bond play. But holy shit the payoff though.

>>18808260
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>18808236
I thought McDonalds stopped using frozen beef. https://www.fool.com/investing/2018/03/10/why-mcdonalds-is-switching-to-fresh-beef.aspx

>>18808282
>Maybe it's case sensitive
A genius

>>18807566
Bullbros, is the end? Are you still hodling equity?

>>18808263
doesnt matter. whatever the chinks choose invariably will rise, people really have no affect, it's all massive manipulation by whales and bots. and you really dont think indexes dont fuck with stocks either? just trying to warn a couple of frens so we can all make some money. just dont get greedy, cash out at 2 :))

What color is this.

>>18808212
This makes me wonder, how fucked would China be if EU, USA and all their allies would just pull money and companies out and stop doing business with them?

>>18808197
Umu
>>18808214
I wonder if I should write calls today for high vola or on monday because we all know it will be green... wait... if we all know it will be green that means...

>>18808311
A color that won't be seen in the market for the next few weeks.

>>18808300
Costco needs to serve rotisserie runner duck

>>18808306
God I wish that were me

In my opinion, it’s a great time to buy DHT or into your 401K. I would be all in... let’s see if I’m right...

>Tesla has completely unexpected great earnings for Q1
>Stock price down 5% from last week
Really makes you think

Give me some moves for this upcoming green monday

>>18808311
red or orange, not sure

>>18808260
no one cares you huge faggot

>>18808251
Well
>its breaking decades long support
>EU econ was dead more than year before US econ started dying
>which is confirmed by worse euro area stats than US for Q1
>stocks were closed today so they'll start dumping on monday which is no bueno
>liquidity is provided by JPY as of now so EUR is not used to fund anything and cant be used to store value
>in fact today some states had banks drop all savings account over 100k EUR below 0% rate
>While I am bullish on EU banks Im bearish on EUR. Banks are vehicle to provide money but ECB is in charge of issue ton of said money
>upside from 1.1 to 1.2 is probable but 1.3 is not
>downside to 1.07-6 is just as probable
Theres a lot more reasons but Im lazy to think about it now, I do have big EUR short into weekend tho

>>18808330
Praying my 5/15 15c pays off...

>>18808338
the market just feels its too high

Now THIS is pod racing

Will Tesla ever recover from this if your ceo has no faith in the company

>when you watch a red dido on the minute chart
beautiful

>>18808338
Elon knew TSLA would fall, he decided to do an epic meme tweet to kick it off instead of letting it fall on its own, that way he can blame the dump on his tweet and not the fact that TSLA is hopelessly overbought.

>>18808330
Eric what are you doing

>>18808260
Oh fuck, I summoned you from last thread. Please go away again

>>18808311
#00b927

does VISL have potential? hurry the fuck up

>i capitulated and bought the top

>>18808300
Only the quarter pounder is fresh, everything else is still frozen trash

>>18808306
based circle flash

>>18808355
The cult of Elon is appeased. TSLA still doesn't make money except with tax tricks.
The real threat here is that the SEC comes down like valkyries on Elon. I can already imagine lawsuits being filed by shorts.

>>18808362
I think people are putting too much thought in a South African shit post troll

I'VE GOT A PILE OF DXD (2x inverse DOW30)
HOLD IT THROUGH THE WEEKEND OR DROP?

>>18808260
don't worry, bro. I'll fix it.

WHERE IS MY END OF WEEK PUMP

Keep dropping, idgaf

>>18808385
Drop it

>>18808134
Elon?

>>18808376
Now that's a power play

>>18808316
Obviously very fucked, but China is so massive we would also get hit hard by something like that

Buy GALT! Their absolute success is not priced in. I repeat, it's not priced in! Hurry! Also, get some SAVA as well while you are at it.

>>18808374
>he doesn't know

>>18808376
Based
Remember: Every top is just tomorrows bottom

>>18808380
true

>THAT GREEN DILDO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>I bought a Canadian REIT

>>18808415
what game is this?

>>18808399
thanks. the hourlies are telling me to sell too. We're closing under the 200 WK SMA, but i think a bounce is much more likely. was getting a bit greedy. Chopped off 80% just now.

>>18808350
Thank you anon. How low do you think it will go?

The sellers have taken control of this market. And the boomers haven't even started to liquidate their 401ks. Once people let their guards down and stop social distancing the plague is going to begin it's second spread. Cases will go up and there will be plenty of tests available so that everybody can get tested. As the numbers go up the fear will set back in. New shut down orders will be given, there's not going to be food, there's not going to be any bail outs, and the market will return to its "fair" value. I predict we see Dow Jones 14,500. Only then will the recover process start. It's going to be a slow drawn out recovery process that will take decades.

TL;DR sell in May and walk away.

>>18808440
Mythra(Hikari)'s game, Xenoblade Chronicles II

>>18808438
I don't know what'll come of them. While they are backed by large criminal conglomerates and corrupt politicians, I don't think the entire country has enough funds to save them for 6 months and most canadians live paycheck to paycheck. Housing has been impossible to afford for almost a decade for canadians, too. Commercial might do better but even then I'm really not sure.

>>18808465
gimme tree fiddy after u make 30k

>>18808426
only one tranche and the stop already popped so im fine

>>18808153

AAAAAAAAAA
CAN DRUMPF BLOCK SONY USA'S INVESTMENTS?!?!?!


>** Chinese video site Bilibili will receive $400 million equity investment from Sony Corp America, Bilibili said, as the two companies seek to further collaborate in entertainment to attract China's Gen Z. - April 9

>>18808394
And just as the bear was about to take profits, the memories of all the pain he endured came flooding back and he lowered his buy a little more.

>>18808465
why do trips make such long posts when nobody replies to them?

I did it

All in on TVIX

>>18808487
See you at $700, king

>>18808487
>he bought the top

i-...i-m....I'M SQQQoooooming

KEK

Trump tried to pump the market into close and it didn't work

what to buy on the EOD dump?

quickly, should i buy puts on XOM ? or not

>TVIX is down to +16.85% from +20%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18808500
>FDA clearing a drug that doesn't do anything
GILD is the biggest scam in the entire market right now, holy shit. I can't wait until all the lawsuits after this mess.

>>18808500

>>18808453
"well here's where it becomes a projection"
I mean just look at zoomed out chart, look at eurozone and tell me this looks healthy. 2018 is exactly where EU died. My only problem why Im not short on 100% of my portfolio is we're in unstable env with unstable impulses like this but all in all, not sure where can it go next week but overall I see it going as low as 1.06 with possibility of 1.05? and if we get there we're dead so wet dreams of some macro analyst about 0.9x EURUSD can come true

I'm into DHL and FRO with 300 shares each today. You niggers better not be memeing me.

Is Canada a third world country? People have nice cars but im not sure how they afford them

>>18808530
Can you explain? perhaps I will open a short sometime in the future.

>>18808500
I FOMO'd into GILD

>>18808500
markets pumping on fucking retarded news like this that only applies to old dying people is absolute delusion
like how the fuck will this solve everything, old people maybe getting cured

>>18808482
You just did

>>18808478
>snoy moving in on china
Both their movies and games branches are struggling. Wish they'd lose it all during this crash.

is this everything you have bears?

>>18808465
I think there will be resistance to a second shutting down phase without some kind of compensation.
A lot of small businesses are going to want to open up again, and if more and more testing shows more and more cases without a similar increase in deaths that can be entirely related to COVID, that will drop the mortality rate which will make shelter in place suggestions even weaker.
I predict slow to open, a few horror stories on the nightly news, small spike in death rate, then a tapering off and we get to have to boring politicization of how it was handled and who said what on twitter and whos fault it was. Various vaccines come out by end of year, and we wait for next year hype.

>>18808558
Well now that you ask...

>>18808500
Isnt that shit a Chinese scam anyways?

>>18808500
>It instantly starts dumping

$GILD calls b/c trump just approved it for emergency fda use

>>18808558
>no qt android will ever milk you with a smug look on her face
Why even live?

>>18808544
Remdesivir doesn't do anything, it has no clinical benefit to anyone sick with COVID, multiple trials have been cancelled due to ineffectiveness, one trial has failed completely, the only one pumping this dogshit is Trump and the liars at Gilead pushing their snake oil to the media while suspiciously avoiding saying anything that isn't completely vague.

>>18808543
Yes, Canada is a 3rd world country. The only thing it does better than Brazil is less violence (you won't get your phone stolen in the middle of the day at knifepoint; but Brazilians don't get randomly killed or whatever either), and the only thing it does better than non-rural India is hygiene and less rapes. On literally every single other metric, Canada does worse than either country.

>>18808534
Do you feel comfy holding € then as a eurofag or will you move somewhere else?

>>18808544
Clearing the first stage of a trial for any drug, let alone an EXPERIMENT virus TREATMENT (note: NOT cure, NOT vaccine) means absolutely fuckall. HFCS could pass.

>>18808558
Today there's so much more anime lewd than usual wtf.

>>18808481
>that image

kek that's fair

10000$ on the line with 1$ calls with MVIX

>that power red dildo on the 1 min after the green dildo

HOLY FUCK

>>18808534
I must be looking at something different than you anon. I thought you said to look at FXE?

Yes I am stupid, thanks for the analysis nonetheless

lmao those 1 min candles

I'M BUYING I DON'T GIVE A

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18808571
gild is the magic bullet attempt for the weekend here boys. you heard it here first. gild calls for weekend then puts after

>>18808602
I didn't notice. I've been pretty tame today. I guess others are picking up for me.

>>18808629
this shit is crazy. we fear

>>18808571
>a drug that doesn't do much that will be given away for free and costs the company money

alright gentlemen, let's see who will be right next monday, peace out!

Say I believe there is gonna be a second gigadump, what stocks should I be looking into in order to short for the next 6 - 12 months?

Why would he buy a call with $15 strike when they stock is $21 now?

So basically monday we are gonna laugh at ourselves for freaking out over nothing right?

>>18808613
you paid a dollar call for something worth pennnies? pls explain. /b/tarded man here

>>18808650
VFIAX

>>18808643
The market is so wrong right now. It's going to correct though, it has all weekend to think about what it did, and realize how fucked up it was pumping on bad news for the past month.

>>18807566
I am financially ruined. Unironically thinking about killing myself now
SIKE! THATS WHAT A BOBO FAGGOT WOULD SAY HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH MY SPY CALLS EXPIRE 5/1 AND I JUST KEEP BUYING MORE AND MORE CALLS THE MORE THE PRICE DIPS. I LITERALLY AND UNIRONICALLY WITHDREW ALL MY MONEY FROM MY BANK ACCOUNT AND BOUGHT ITM SPY CALLS. WE ARE GOINF TO PRINT SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY MONDAY NIGGERS, LETS FUCKING DO IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK BOBOS THIS IS A BULL MARKET SUCK MY DICK LITTLE NIGGA

>>18808651
That was before the reverse split.

What happened to those fuckers who said we aren't going to have 30% unemployment? FUCK YOU GUYS! GET BLOWN THE FUCK OUT RETARDS!

Biz bros do we actually think that the US and China are ever going to get into a "hot" war or is it going to be this back and forth "economic/proxywar" pussy footing.

Are the Chinese as smart as the Soviets who avoided a direct shooting war or are they gonna pull a Germany and try to take on the world? (Historically speaking 12 out of the 14 hegemonies had dealt with rising powers that resulted in hot wars)

Can the US even win that war given how divided the US and how many soilets are being brought up with each generation?


Also what are some naval war stock because if we do go to war I think its gonna be naval oriented.

>>18808661
>GDP
>unemployment
>bankruptcies
>missed earnings
>mortgages
enjoy the crash

>>18808641
meanwhile i just made 15% on FD calls because IT DOESN'T MATTER ANON, THE PUBLIC DOES NOT KNOW YET

>>18808590
well in relative amount yes, its not like its gonna devalue 10% tomorrow so Im fine holding spendable amount in bank account. HOWEVER. I hold more Gold than EUR cash, I hold more BTC than EUR cash. In fact I hold more CHF than EUR and I hold more USD on brokers than both of these combined.
I would not feel safe in EUR, GBP
I would feel semi safe in CHF and JPY but not for 10 years rather few months, JPY will be destroyed later
And I am ok being in USD bcs well so far everything points to other doing better job at devaluing vs FED (except CHF)

>>18808626
you can align those two its practically same chart limited to stock hours. I prefer looking at EURUSD while I have FXE pos

well

it wasn't the best day of my investing career

>>18808677
what? red line go down, weeeeeeee

>>18808677
EXPIRE 6/11*

Monday the market is going to gap up because of the gradual reopening of the economy.

Bears are delusional as always, this is a welcomed healthy dip for profit takers, but they will come to regret selling soon

>>18808639
last thread was full of yuri i almost had to coom.

GME mooning

I lost my job.
My friend was told to look for work elsewhere because his place of business could close soon.
My uni just fired 100 staff members.
It's happening.

WHY IS IT DUMPING SO HARD

You have 5 minutes to sell everything

>>18808707
control yourself senpai

Some guy took a screenshot of himself telling me how I was going to lose all my money on TVIX. Pic related is his screenshot.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>18808714

Maybe people scared to hold over the weekend

>>18807915
>30 million unemployed
Doesn't even account for the newly unemployed illigal immigrants lol

>>18808695
Cope. Jerome pump incoming!

>>18808713
FUCK FUCK FUCK

EVERYONE OUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18808682
general dynamics is a good bet for naval war stuff

>>18808721
nice

>>18808705
Reopening was priced in on Tues/Wed

hey fellas
can i get BVLL BVLL BVLL? perhaps a BVLL SURGE? where's the retard at?

how about an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA instead?

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>they sold?
>close the market
>POOMP IT

>>18808721
So you sold?

Just gonna hold onto my cash until monday

>>18808721
based and right pilled. I made some beer money with the tvix screaming you did right around aftermarket. cheers

>>18808732
Monday is probably going to bounce, but i wouldn't be too hopeful for much more than a retrace.

>>18808751
No. I held.

>>18808732
God I hope, the last few days have made me know what it's like to want to an hero

>>18808705
bruh this is the second red week in a row. nothing bullish at all about this

>>18808729
most are stealing social security numbers so it actually does

>>18808677
You've lost in the shape of the state of Oklahoma

>>18808734
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This better not be a bear trap? I kinda would like to make some money on this flash crash.

>>18808558
May I have my candle crushed by a superior firearm?

>>18808602
>>18808639
>>18808707
weird energy lately, gotta scare off some newfags

>>18808734
Do you think this would affect natural gas stocks?

>>18808030
>Daily Mail
>Political alignment: Conservative, British Union of Fascists
Lol

>>18808756
lmao I kept spamming how everyone should buy TVIX yesterday. Glad you didn't filter me and heeded my advice.

>>18808007
Skeptical about ZeroHedge too.
But, he said it in his address.

ok actually FXE is better at going down lol

>>18808721
lmao I remember this post
weird specificity

>>18808685
Hope you didn't use your rent money, retard.

>>18808737
I never knew they made abrams into naval boats

HOLY FUCK THAT VOLUME AT THE END

>>18808743
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but with a whimper.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT???????????????? SPY 300 MONDAY CONFIRMED

wow, what a light show with the 1 min candles at the end.

that last minute pump
FUCK YOU JEROME

>>18808781
imagine the smell

>>18808787
i hope that filter kid got my lesson on false negatives and false positives.
>t. ex educator

>>18808774
>most
Source?

I. WILL. NOT. BE. SHAKEN.

38% DOWN TODAY

MONDAY BETTER BE FUCKING BE GREEN

>>18808111
You bulls are low IQ babies. Learn TA. Play the trends recognize resistance. Buy when things are red, sell when they are green

>>18808500
GILEAD the biggest jew company in history. Fucking scamming everyone with their perfectly timed news about NOTHING compared to the GDP news. i love it.

How did everyone do today?

I'm all in TVIX and am +15.79% today.

we held the first line of defense - $2820 on SP500

during a red day like this I call it a victory

>>18808798
locked it in at 15% :) I was waiting for the gild news pump all day.

Well now that the dump is over, how much are we gunna make on our calls monday lads?

>THAT ENDING VOLUME

MONDAY CONFIRMED BIG GREEN DILDO

>>18808081
Liberation of North Korea would be a good thing.
But you are still a retard.

>>18808682
If China attacked us unprovoked it would unify the country and some of China’s cities would be glassed.

>>18808831
i call it a BVLL PURGE

>>18808150
Fucking Twitter verified literally-who commies need to be put into GITMO to rot

>>18808837
LMAO cope you dumb bullnigger

>>18808822
-48%

oof

>>18808825
What the fuck did you do man, what the fuck.

Had a bad day 4% down how could you lose close to 40?

>>18808822
Bro I am there with you, got some 12/18 15c and I will not be scared away!

I wish I felt as hopeful about NAT...

The DCA continues. Gonna keep acquiring dividend stocks.

>>18808809
That was just some whale fucking with the settlement price for the SPY options.

>>18808837
95% of the whole trading day volume happens in the frist minutes after opening and the last minutes pre close. Nothing special.

And btw, the volume is still utterly garbage and low compared to average.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do this week? I'm down 2.10%, a second very rough day. Action today looks remarkably similar to that of the 21st (except now the essypee seems to have taken an exact bounce off the MA...), so I'm not fully convinced we'll be dumping through may. Still an alarming setup, entered another IWM put spread (small style), no other moves today. I keep wanting a week where we can just confirm if we're going up or down but it hasn't happened and now I'm upset.
This week we're going to the Romano's in Great Falls, Montana. Scary name, let's hope we don't have a "Great Fall" in the stock market haha

Do none of you retards use EMA? last 15 mins obvious bear trap
>t. bear

you simply paid me a lot of money to hold your long bags during the weekend

I accept

>>18808822
Nice Batman.

>>18808836
What "pump"? It dumped all day.

>>18808855
>>18808852
>>18808822
DHT MARINES

>>18808830
all in bear shit options and +140% on the day.

>>18808578
If she's already cum several times and is too tired to keep going, my darling 100 lb redhead gf will finger my ass and jerk me to orgasm. It's fucking incredible. Kissing her while she does this too, goddamn, it's heaven. You should try getting a gf anon! :)

>>18808682
There's no war. The US is retarded and dumbass magatard racists won't be able to rally the rest of their country, let alone the allies they will need in other places. China won't even go to war over Taiwan, they'll "cubanize" it.

>>18808530
It didn't even work against Ebola what it was designed for.
>>18808544

>>18808882
how much leverage? lol

>>18808238
Look at what these absolute cunts are doing for views. These are our healthcare professionals. We are so DOOMED. Females need to be put in cages and only let out when we need to breed them. Enough is enough they are wild animals

>>18808888
So you think that the rise of china will be a relatively peaceful transition?

>>18808869
down -4.97%. just did manage to make up my Ontx loss blunder to before yesterday and today wiped out my gains.

>>18808886
>gf
Not til I'm rich enough to live off divvies.

>>18808886
Almost based
>>18808888
Based

>>18808869
Up 4.25%. I'm 3% away from getting back to even. I decided to pump the breaks on the bearish positions in fear that monday would likely be green enough to fuck me. I'm looking forward to seeing the futures market Sunday.

>>18808544
The "hopeful" study everyone is citing (not even published yet) says that there is no proof of reduction of mortality rate.

>>1880890
Just short term ATM puts on QQQ and SPY. Sitting in more SPY puts and TLT calls to go into next week.

>>18808912
They own the debt everywhere. Why blow money on a military engagement when you can just call it in?

>>18808869
-5.24%

>>18808875
pumped last 10 mins as some people are apparently privy to the news. Of course i am skeptical of remdesivir so i didnt hold short calls past close and thru weekend but im going to guess there will be a gap up monday as the news is out. Might enter puts then. Just look at price now.

>>18808567
Not everything is a Chinese scam, cletus.

>>18808869
Covered bunch of shorts today, carrying only COF and EUR shorts into weekend
Got some GLD for a swing next week, feeling pretty good, Im not convinced next week will be dooomp for stonks but I welcome it, if not I grab some shorts since it was quite profitable this week.
weekly result - up 3% which is just above 2.8% I expected

>>18808939
>SPY puts

Dilate faggot

>>18807852
if digits, Musk will tweet about Jews and niggers ruining the world

>>18808869
My spirit was utterly crushed when RDS.B cut their dividend and then Total shit the bed. I got out of my oil. I am still upon my OKE play but am debating whether or not to pull out of it and RTX is giving me a heart attack.

Effectively morale utterly shattered and only holding on with iron hands because as an American I believe that RTX will be the contractor that actually matters in the future of warfare.

>>18808959

>>18808959
Seething bullnigher

>>18808959
?
are you retarded?

>>18808869
>+2.0%

>>18808952
>cletus

>>18808869
I'm down 0.33% for the week. Up 8.16% for the past month. Most of those are cheapies that I I always expected to just get near the bottom and am happy to hold. I am sore about SQQQ and SDOW, which I need a very red day in the market to make any money on. But today I sold some gold stocks at a near 100% profit and I hope they'll drop a bit so I can buy back in next week.

How cheap will XOM get?

>>18808875
just saying anon, the news hasnt been published yet. see the pump. Man i kind of wish i held those calls cuz we up 2% AH

>>18808996
Not cheap enough.

>>18808869
Before today I had an incredible week. Still up overall but today fucking sucked. Wiped out a huge chunk of my gains, don't even want to look at the account until next week.

>>18808959
Lmao

>>18808981
>>18808983
he's the retard who spams BVLL BVLL BVLL. let us laugh at him

>CHEAPIESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18808959
>filename
aren't these from paid shills
>t. /pol/ crossposter

>>18808869
+15%
thanks TVIX

>>18808953
Was looking at GLD, tempting to re-enter 3 bucks lower than where I exited :o
>>18808948
>>18808971
heckies! It'll be okay

>>18809000
I’m waiting for them to drop sub 40 again next week and put a call out for november

>>18809010
>the retard who spams BVLL BVLL BVLL
I hope that faggot kills himself or at least crawls back to r*ddit and stays there

>>18808997
>>18808950
You're retarded. AH doesn't mean shit. This emergency approval was already priced in.

>>18808682
I think you watched a lot of Ray Dalio

>>18808912
China's already risen. The only people who haven't got the memo are the US Navy and the braindead "Atlanticists" in the EU. There's no "ideological struggle" to be had. No compelling motivation or threat. Just base struggle for hegemony and naked racism. There is a reason all the warmongers are relying on joke likes Huntington over any other serious IR theorists. The only reason its at this low point right now is because the Trump admin staffed the whole US top officialdom with complete sycophants and grifters and the media elite are too obsessed with American exceptionalism to criticize US foreign policy. Any war would be such a massive catastrophe for the US that it will be avoided until the very end. Most likely we will be trapped in those zero-sum race to the bottom for as long as the retards whose whole purpose in life is hating chinks command the country.

NEW

>>18809064
>>18809064
>>18809064

>>18808912
There won't be any big wars anymore. The world is too much interconnected. Too much trade between nations.

>>18809050
yep uh-huh ok if you say so. That's why when it happened the price jumped right?

>>18809050
>priced in

>>18809012
Shut up faggot nigger. The appearance of wojak memes coincides with the decay in quality of smg threads.

>>18808682
Chinese do not have the national character to try to take over the world

>>18808869
-0.25%, was sitting mostly in cash to wait out earnings week at the start of the day, glad I did. Decided to sit in gold over the weekend and see if anything happens on that front.

>>18808909
>Females need to be put in cages and only let out when we need to breed them
>let out when we need to breed them

>they need to be let out before we can breed them

>>18808992
Did you know that there are trials for estrogen to be used as a Covid medication because women are less adversily affected lol

>>18809046
bvll poster has been around for years, you faggots seething over it caused copycats that spam it hard

>>18809099
Up $.50 then went down $.30 into close and up 1.66% AH isn't shit for a supposed "big" announcement. Go back doublenigger.

crab monday.

>>18808869
Down 10%, not surprising, I'm long on oil and RTX, so most of it's ok.
Lost a good bit on biomemes on Monday, bought the top.
Hoping tankers don't fuck me in the coming weeks.

>>18809171
anon it really just sounds like you're upset at me because you are aware that the drug is probably bullshit. I'm telling you that right now this does not matter.

>>18809059
>willingly want to bend over
Get fucked subhuman. I would sooner respect niggers more than you.

>>18809059
>drumpf
>naked racism
Go back to reddi-t, you braindead faggot.

>>18809059
nice blog post chang seeth more.

>>18809059
China is actually racist compared to the US. I would not want to live in a world dominated by the CCP.

>>18809059
The Chinese harvest the organs from people who worship the wrong religions, the literally welded people who were sick with Covid in with their families when the outbreak took place, they give no shits about human rights and the fact that you are defending them is abhorrent.

>>18807866
Yes, buy monday

>>18807577
>>18807866
>>18809477

>green id

>>18808222
CHECK EM

>>18809276
>>18809321
>>18809368
>>18809406
>>18809457
T. Authoritarian right-winger