/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18799854
Open another account for her, produce a very boring but sure result, she will think you're a stupid nigger and ask her money back

>>18799854
>point of contention for the relationship
no it will ruin it, women make stupid decisions and she will hate you for her mistakes

>>18799854
Just set her up with a low risk boomer portfolio and tell her that “Time in the market > Timing the Market”

>>18799924
+1 ez

>>18799854
>revealing power level before marriage
Cringe, Yikes, and Oof, bro

Leave her.

>>18799892
>she will hate you dorher mistakes.
This is why i don't speak to any of my female relatives. They made bad decision and they're salty as fuck that I'm young and make way better decisions. Toxic as hell.

So far I simply talked her out of it and explained how stupid of a time this was to get in. I will continue this strategy and keep kicking the can down the road.

This was yesterday too - I shouldve listened to my own advice

>>18799962
my portfolio is very small atm relative to my true power lvl so its ok

>>18799974
no

>>18799854
have sex

>>18799854
how hot is your girlfriend?

>>18800067
very hot and i will marry her

>>18800084
based

>>18799854
get her animal crossing. there's a turnip stock market my wife loves tracking prices.

>>18800312
lmao

>>18800084
how long have you guys been together for

>>18799854

Bro just get her something like coca cola stocks, or oil right before things are opening up again after the corona crisis.

>>18800084
>I will marry her
>I have to take all losses but share gains with her
>I'm expected to talk about work with her and get her advice
take it from an older married fag. yngmi.
a wife isn't meant to be your "buddy", thats what other males are for....

>>18800342
my wife is my best friend. together 9 years, married 3

>>18799854

>i know losses could be a point of contention for the relationship.

Then make it clear to her that you are not responsible for the losses. Give her recommendations, make HER push the "ok" button on sales.

You're taking all the risk to please her and giving away profits to please her while 100% forgetting yourself and what YOU want, this is fucking insane. Just fucking insane.

I don't know why you even consider this. Are you a simp? Why are you doing this? WHY???

>>18800371
>married 3
and how many kiddos?

>>18800556
1 so far

>>18800333
bit over 2 years

>>18800342
>>18800371
yeah i always find these dudes kind of pathetic. sorry you're retarded and can't choose a good woman you enjoy being around. couldn't be me. crabs in a bucket

>>18799886
First post, best post. ALL IN ON USA BONDS

>>18799854
You are being selfish and rightly so. Be honest with your gf though. Don't sperg out.

>>18800534
why do people on this board have black hole gravity brain reading comprehension. She asked me if I would set her up with shares. Not my money, she asked for my advice. there is no loss or profit sharing. I also said I don't even want to do that already

>>18800595
>>18800598
yeah eventually i will have to stop kicking the can and will explain to her I don't want to do it. or will just go 70 in t bonds 30 in s&p etf or something

>>18800609
If she is so great than be clear that all you are doing here is gambling and that you put real money in etfs or whatever.
Or what kind of a crazy portfolio do you got. Post it, I wanna see your pussy wetting shitcoins

>>18799854
i just say "daddy's busy" and put my fingers in her mouth then i fuck her like a slut and I always have money and my own hobby

if you can't fuck yr gf like a hot slut like i do then then you can gift her an audiobook of the intelligent investor by graham

i, on the other hand, prefer to anally penetrate my 10/10 acrobat slut

wow i cant believe i share this board with vag lovers like you gentleman here

>>18799854
Mine did this too. I told her I'll show her how to set up an account if she likes but I can't give her advice on what to do because it's her money and I'd feel terrible if something I told her to do resulted in her losing it.

>>18799962
This. Itll be the first thing she runs to her lawyer (that youll have to pay for by the way) with. Ohh hes also got stocks on his phone, I want those too.

>>18799924
>hfw higher profits than his

>>18800084
Enjoy the alimony

>>18800733
can't believe brain disordered fags trade in the market too, another layer of volatility i have to account for

>>18800982
probably actually. also why i cant set her up a portfolio -if it outperforms me

I set my wife up with Robinhood after she saw me browsing /biz/ too

We already love talking about money and she's a retired /a/ weeb so it's been great for me

>White with 2 kids, 3rd on the way maybe 4 in a couple more years

>>18799854
thats a man

>>18801330
why dont you create her a richgirl porfolio. i'd troll her with that. just disney, lvmh, luxotica, etc

My wife lost 100% interest the second I showed her candles and started explaining TA. Now she knows better than to ask about my NEET activitahs.