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18793504 No.18793504 [Reply] [Original]

>We're looking for a team player
>Someone well seasoned with plenty of experience behind them
>A real go-getter
>You clearly don't meet the criteria, but once you gain some experience elsewhere you might have more opportunities in store
>Sorry we're looking for someone with experience
>Sorry we're looking for someone with experience
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>You clearly meet the requirements but you just don't have the "moxy" for this job
>Yo clearly meet the requirements but we're looking to give more female employees a chance
>You clearly meet the criteria but... its just... we really feel you're not suited here. Its best you leave. Please. Don't make me call security.

>> No.18793516

>>18793504
>falling for the "job" meme

>> No.18793549
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>>18793516
I don't have rich family members or rich friends too mooch off of and I've taken too many unnecessary risks with crypto. And I don't want to go out and live in the woods, especially since the park rangers or property owners would kill me. What other way is there to get money while doing what you actually enjoy doing? NEET bux don't come naturally.

>> No.18793607
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Seriously is there a way to get NEETbux? I want to escape this vicious cycle.

>> No.18793957

>>18793607
https://imgur.com/a/OyOid

>> No.18794044
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>>18793957
So all I gotta do is be horribly depressed and get myself committed to get on the SSI? Sweet. I'm already half way there then.

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>>18793504
good thing we have Plan B

>> No.18794998

>>18793504
Looks like you fell for the "honest resume" meme

Lie your fucking ass off and get a friend to fake a call for you. You aren't gonna get the job anyway, what have you got to lose?

>> No.18795046

You're still trying to fit into a system that hates you and wants to destroy you

>> No.18795100

>>18793549
>What other way is there to get money while doing what you actually enjoy doing?
There is legitimately no other way. Your options are the wagie route, the college route, be born into wealth or inherit it, and gambling

>> No.18795671

these days to get an office job at some techfag place you have to larp as a tranny. if you are white or asian male they will make you jump through hoops. i had a shitskin mexican friend who got hired simply because he's mexican and it's a 1 in a billion odds to find a mexican programmer so they treated him like that diamond in the rough.

>> No.18795690

>>18793504
we plan to hire middle management above you as we grow..

>> No.18796531
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>>18793504
lol
Fucking entitled idiot.
Do you always whine about people not giving you what you want?
I bet you think you deserve a girlfriend like you think you deserve whatever job you're applying for.

And what about the manager who you'd work for, don't they deserve an employee who has proven themselves in the field? Someone who knows how to do the job, and is also a go-getter and wants to work for them? No, they don't get to have what they want, because everybody has to bend to what you want. Because you're so fucking important. The manager has to settle for you, instead of some better candidate, because you believe you deserve it (and make dumb posts to whine about it).
Fucking grow up. Start at the bottom. Work hard. Gain experience.

>> No.18796564

>>18796531
ok boomer

>> No.18796599

>>18793504
If you're sick of working just get fired, go on unemployment, all in ARPA and wait for the 50x. Then truly learn how to trade and make it your job.

>> No.18796609
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>>18795100
Wage slave mentality right here folks start your own business

>> No.18796779

>>18796564
No, just a manager who doesn't hire people who think they're special and deserve everything they want "just because," without actually having the qualifications of someone who actually deserves the things.
OP's argument boils down to, "they shouldn't hire someone more qualified, they should have to hire meeeeee" without giving any reason why they deserve the job, besides the fact they think they're so important that they deserve it more than someone more qualified.
It's delusion and entitlement.

>> No.18797246

>>18796779
And how did you get your job friend? You can be honest. Frat brother? Rich uncle?

>> No.18797402

>>18795100
I'm going with gambling.

>>18796609
That fits into the gambling category. Most businesses fail. You are still putting up a huge risk to start a business, usually.