/biz/ - Business & Finance

bobos wya????

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There won't be a green day for a very long time now. Maybe months

>>18790829
ok boboomer

>I sold the top on RTX, BMO, ZZZ, T, and AC

>>18790803
call me a speedreader but I'm pretty sure they didn't

RTX and tankers are the only safe buys

I'm buying KO EOD tomorrow and selling EOD Tuesday and nobody can do anything about it

What I wonder is what the best stock to buy is for this market crash. TVIX and SQQQ? They seem like the least risk based stocks.

>>18790799
imagine if that can is you peepee
wow

nikkei about to flip green, futures are going up, false alarm guys. stocks only go up. hope you didn't fall for the sqqq, spxs, sdow meme.

>>18790848
>>18790850
You are gonna miss the RTX gains from when we go to war with China.

>>18790829
false

>>18790828
ror?

>>18790829
P A N I C

very bullish

https://twitter.com/LiveSquawk/status/1255999373965746177?s=20

>>18790871
Cash, don't bother with downside risk. Cash is free 1x returns if the market goes down.

>>18790819
>>18790849
Wasnt he sitting on the table and collapsed and they were mostly just "Huh. That happened (again)"?
Only Yotsuba even gave a shit, if I remember correctly

I mean, it was like 2 years ago that this manga started so I might be wrong.

wtf is wrong with this memestock?
you guys shilled it so hard and now look at it

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Thoughts on lean hogs?

>>18790829
lmao cope harder bearnigger

>>18790888
ror!

>>18790907
k-kek?

sectors being shorted by hedge funds rn
what did they mean by this

>>18790918
>dailycaller
Not even going to waste my time clicking

>>18790888
The Jap obsession with 19th century upper class maid clothing is just plain weird
>>18790907
Anon...

>>18790918
https://youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

>>18790839
>>18790885
>>18790930
Sell. :)

>>18790940
It's a video of Trump saying the Chinese virus originated from Wuhan.

>>18790907
lol retard

>>18790907
lurk more newfag

>>18790941
source?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqMpfUtJfw&t=6060
(1:41:00)
>Have you seen anything that gives you a high degree of confidence that this originated from Wuhan Institute of Virology?
>Yes I have.
>WHO should be ashamed, they are like the PR of China

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aqMpfUtJfw&t=6420
(1:47:00)
>Is this not a natural occurring virus? We'll see.
>What makes you think this came from the Wuhan Lab? I'm not allowed to tell you that.

>>18790901
they were all used to seeing nino drug people because that was kind of her thing

>>18790918
the FUCK China train is picking up speed

>>18790921
eternal /smg/ approved commodity

>>18790883
No, we're not ready for war with China. Not yet. I do think we're going to war with China or at least absolutely should. But that's within the next five years. I'd want to see things like multiple carrier groups heading for Japan and mass mobilization before I say war is imminent. It will be a Pacific war, 99% naval. Neither China nor America want to invade the other. A lot like the war against Japan in WW2. I don't think nukes will fly, I think a naval war can be fought without either side escalating to nukes. Winner gets to take southeast and northeast Asia as it's sphere of influence.

>>18790956
We would literally have to time travel back to March 28th for my stop losses to kick in, poorfag.

>he didn't buy tvix
I weep 4 u

>>18790921
How the fuck do I invest in lean hogs? Which stocks do I need to go all in on?

>>18790907
Why did the ticker change? Yes, I realize this is an old ss, but I never followed this company so spoonfeed me pls

>oil is closing in on 20

>>18790933
are you still deep into LCI or something like that ?

>>18790948
there is nothing weird about liking maids you child

>>18790897
Fucking copy paste that shit retard.

>>18790901
made me look it up again, but nobody said shit. props to itsuki for at least bringing him home

of course I closed my SPXS position this morning :(

>>18790984
LHOG is the SPDR etf for lean hog futures

>>18790956
>he's fearful when others are fearful
>he will be greedy when others are greedy

you're like a little babby my friend

>>18790970
Oh, and America's status as a world hegemon is at stake. If America loses a war with China somehow (which is unlikely now but becomes more likely every year, which is why war needs to be soon) America will no longer be the dominant world power. And China losing would look like a recognized Taiwan, a sovereign Hong Kong, and maybe regime change in North Korea, and any hope of Red Dragon Rising pushed back 40 years.

wtf is wrong with THIS memestock?
you guys shilled it so hard and now look at it

>>18790907
>buying anything that's shilled here

>>18790967
>>What makes you think this came from the Wuhan Lab? I'm not allowed to tell you that.
Lmao he would never be able to comprehend either way

>>18790948
It's a good fetish. It's a shame it's no longer in the west.

>>18790992
>are you still deep into LCI or something like that ?
I'm not The Ror-poster. Is rorposter still here?

>>18790991
I'm so glad I held my MRO shares.

uh, is this the weeb general?

>>18791024
>you guys
One autist

>>18791027
QUAD anon was right, Cleveland Cliffs anon was right. UAVS was right.

Amazon misses earnings by 20%
Stock closes down .9%

Think zm puts are still gonna print?

>everything going up for the past 3 weeks
>decide to finally buy in
>everything fucking tanks

why cant i have a single green day

OH GOD OH FUCK I LOOKED AT OIL FUTURES YOU FUCKS HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD THIS IS
>oil for june $20
>oil for january 2021 is $30
OIL FUTURES LOOK LIKE AN L SHAPED RECOVERY

>>18791056
An anime discord group that exchanges child porn set up camp here

>>18790799
Bros, what is happening to DAX futures?

>>18791024
it's still going to $100 by year end but did you actually think stocks only go up in the most volatile market in a decade?

$64 was considered a daily high a week ago for RTX, it's incredibly bullish if it tests but doesn't break that

>>18790970
Who gives a shit. As long as the usa stockpile tomahawks for a war that mihht never happen, RTX will go up

>>18791087
they hit my stop losses and have have started plunging as a result of the sacrifice

the most delicious part of this next drop is seeing all the brain dead BVLL faggots get btfo

LARGE CAPS LEADING THE WAY DOWN???

AAAAAAA FUCK I WANNA SHORT SMALL CAPS BUT I DONT KNOW!!!!

>>18791032
>Lmao he would never be able to comprehend either way
kek true, and only history will determine who was right

We will NEVER know the facts for this.

>>18791053
Things have changed, I think one of the big porn companies had a hispanic maid thing like bangbus but I just happened to get this superhot maid from the maid service...

>>18791057
>>18791024
Is this another discord tranny pick?
I have never heard of this stock before and all of a sudden it's everywhere in this thread.

>>18791004
Did it too. But I somehow remember him collapsing.
Might be the chapter where he got sick though.
>>18791045
I mean I grew up after my family got rid of maids.
But they were usually seen as family. Like an aunt or sister.

And they were wearing the same clothes everyone else did because that maid stuff would be expensive and ridiculous even in the 20th century.

>>18791032
>WHO should be ashamed, they are like the PR of China
Who ever shells out the gold gets to make the rules; the USA won't pay for shit these days.

>>18791053
you posted the ror, so I thought it was u
I think ror poster is gone, last seen summer 2019

>>18791058
I don't understand why these people blame the shills when the stock returns to normal. They said buy it not hold it. Some people are real dipshits.

Did Berlin get nuked?

>>18791067
Why did you wait?
It was literally pick a random and make cash.
Now you have to work for it.

>>18790970
>>18791018
China + Russia together would decimate us. Plenty of countries want our downfall. I can't see a WW3 working out in favor of the United States; it'd literally be us against the World.

>>18791079
every general on this site seems to have their own tranny discord, are they the same?

>>18791100
Because if there is no war there is no American Empire and if there is no American Empire there is no MIC bux. China will surpass America within 10-20 years on the current path.

>>18790967
He's desperate but trumptards are even more desperate. Worst part is they know they have to be desperate. Cool how badly he wrecked the country though it would be actually hard to do this badly if you tried.

I haven’t taken a shit in 4 days. Is this bullish or bearish?

>>18791067
>Waiting three weeks like a shaky-handed little faggot.
You deserve to get TOPPED

Greenland is rightful America clay.

>>18791132
Sadly not, why?

>>18791087
literally nothing, tomorrow is a holiday

>>18790871
>TVIX

Ngmi

>>18791132
futures seem to think so

I for one welcome the massive TED spike

>>18790918
> Twitter
> Daily caller
You need to leave

>>18791067
Put a trip on and start posting your picks. I want to bet against you.

>>18791132
Only in the good timeline, not in this one.

>>18791178
I got the link from /pol/, you autist.

>>18791149
dilate, leftypol

>>18790948
>The Jap obsession with 19th century upper class maid clothing is just plain weird
And fun. I appreciate how smoothly they veered over in to adding cat ears to the usual outfit.

>>18791153
Short protein, long fiber.

I fucked up /smg/, i let the greed get to me. Lost $5k(25% of my portfolio) with UAVS today. Had to get away for the rest of the day. Lesson learned....fuck go ahead and laugh at me

>>18791171
Berlin getting nuked would improve the economy.
The place is so poor.
>>18791195
Cute neko ears is a whole different debate

>>18790970
Never going to happen. The problem with your scenario is that it implies at one point one power would stand down. I don't see that being the case for either country.

>>18790799
jap market is now green, watch as the futures follow

HOW MANY THOUSANDS OF POINTS WILL WE BE DOWN TOMORROW RETESTTHELOWSCHADS GET READY ITS OUR TIME

>>18790918
Quite based actually.

>>18791186
>anyone saying bad shit about jew cock gobbling trump and kushner's cabal is now leftypol

r/the_donald needs to leave

>>18791203
Missed that
A quick run down please

>>18791185
> Twitter
> The daily caller
> /Pol
Yeah again, you need to leave.

>anyone saying bad shit about jew cock gobbling trump and kushner's cabal is now leftypol

>>18791114
>never heard of raytheon
>never watched the news
>never heard trump brag about how he bombed strategic locations in syria using tomahawks
>never made the effort to google search RTX to realize they are the ones that make those tomahawks
>never heard of the merger between united technologies (UX) and raytheon (RTN) to create the RTX giant.
>is this a discord tranny thingy??

Be glad that i replied out of boredom because i don’t have any reason to shill you an actually good company

>>18791132
Low new infections, country is opening back up, low levels of debt - bearish

>>18791209
based japan remains steady.

>>18791145
Reminder that Europe won't help you

The markets are still up more than 2% for the week and everyone is acting like it's crashing. Green tomorrow.

>>18791205
Nips and their catering to men's tastes is amazing. I'm very thankful that I'm not stuck with what the (((west))) produces.

SQQQ CALLS INBOUND

THANK U BASED BOBO

>>18791238
holy shit that's basically a suicide mission corona literally kills 99% of people or is it the exact opposite I can't remember

>>18791219
Pump and dump. Press release at 11am, there was a commercial posted indicating UAVS x Amazon partnership last night. Price PUMPED, 20% in like 30 minutes. Crashed just as quick (-25% last I looked.) Easy money.

>>18791195
why is that one maid just freehanding a burger like that
things could get messy

so big tech missed hard before the quarantine orders got placed, what now?

>>18791178
Suck it chinklib

>>18791261
no shit. Kind of funny knowing that China, Russia AND USA are all now more powerful than the entirety of Europe though. Europe has fallen so hard.

>>18791235
I'm not an amerilard and I don't give a fuck about your shit company. It underperformed SPY since 2011, dumped more on the crash than SPY and didn't recover as much. You pick is shit and you should feel bad for spamming it here.

>>18791145
Russia and China aren't buddy, buddy as you think they are.
I love my Russian Bros.
cnbc.com/2020/04/24/russia-says-coronavirus-origin-is-unknown-as-us-china-tensions-rise.html

>>18791145
>Russia

kek, Russia is a fucking third world shithole man

>>18791185
That's the problem

>>18790799
The fundamentals are solid

>>18791219
Don't even ask about it, it hurts us all to think about it

>>18791299
hey bud, subhuman non-american trash is not welcome here kindly GTFO

>>18791265
True.

Im just very unhappy with the isekai genre that has taken over manga and the lack of manliness from most MCs. Most mangas and anime go straight into the trash because the MC is such a weakling/toy for the girls.
>>18791286
Easy money if you get the timing right.
Id rather not try desu

>>18791261
That's literally priced in.

We've had the - 30% crash, we've had the + 25% recovery, now time for the - 60% two to three month slow burn.

This is how all recessions work don't @ me.

>>18791292
We eat some burgers, drink some coke, and chill until tomorrow?

>>18791308
Not sure if bait.

>>18791145
>us
What white male who has healthy test levels would fight for the united states of cultural marxism and white replacement? America would crumble if it were really tested.

>>18791269
Don't know about that fren. Futures don't seem to be particularly committed to the bear at the moment.

>>18791287
She's got a napkin around it, I think?

>>18791217
>r/the_donald
nah it's probly just /ptg/ and their delusional orange cum guzzlers from pol

Like the only thing trump is a retard about is fucking Israel... goddamn. He's a retard about a lot of things but China is more important.

>>18791235
>trump brag about how he bombed strategic locations in syria using tomahawks
recently or same old shit?

>>18791205
>>18791195
I'm beginning to think a pointy ear is fine too

>>18791306
They're a second world shithole by the very definition of the phrase, anon.

>>18791203
lmao. babby's first pump and dump?

>clorox mooning while everything else red
BASED TRUMP PUMP

>>18791286
Bro that pump was nothing. 500% in under 24hrs. It was a wild ride. I bought and sold a little late but came away with 200%
>>18791219

>>18791203
There, there. Now you've at least learned a valuable lesson for the next time around.

>>18791331
NOOOOOO
I just longed TWM!!!

>>18791330
That's the good thing about trump. Nobody would die for him lol

>>18791333
>>18791217
Trump is vastly superior to joe "antifa are heroes and diversity is our strength" biden, on every issue, faggot shills. The same goes for every other politican in the dem party. They're very anti-white.

I put in an order for RTX at $64.00 even tomorrow.
Will it happen? Also fuck China.

>>18791331
those burger ingredients are going to end up everywhere
someone needs to teach japan about the invention of plates

Bros
I think it’s gonna be green tomorrow

time to invest in my cock in your ass

>>18791371
>muh drumpf
I care far more for the welfare of white russians than I do for you invading shitskins.

>>18791147
I actually think so

the line goes up tomorrow right?

AMD to $3.50

>>18791379
its going to tread water for the foreseeable future with such a large chunk in commercial aerospace industry, id wait if i were you

>>18790799

Guess who's back


Back again


Bobo's back


Tell a friend


Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

>>18791389
>panic selling futures into -1.5%
>it's going to be green guys!
It's going to be a red doubledildo down your throat tomorrow and entire next week

Futures are red? Green day tomorrow

>>18791369
yeah, just had to let it out. could have been alot worse

OH NO NO NO NO
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>18791395
I think you misunderstood.

Sleepy Joe Biden is hiding in the basement
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>>18791410
Fuck, I remember that level. It's been shilled for a long time.

>>18791432
Shit happens. It's only a drop in the bucket in the grand scheme of things.

>>18791415
Ok, Cancelled.

Reading this right now.
Beautiful. The /biz/ way of trading

>>18791203
I'm holding. Threw in <.5% of my portfolio. Maybe in goes back up *shrug*

>>18791242
Is this bullish?

>>18791425
I want it to be red
I need it
But I don’t think it will be

>>18791425
I, for one, won’t be holding over the weekend.

>>18791434
I'm lucky. I contemplated about buying today.

>EuroFed unleashed the forbidden technique of negative interest rates
Surely Jerome won't be out-Jerome'd by Euros?

>>18791381
Never.

>>18791293
I'm definitely not a chink, because fuck the Chinese government, hate liberals, but also hate trailer trash 'conservatives' that are basically just niggers. I care about money, and markets, and economics, the party I support is the party I feel will make me more money.

>>18790940
it's a direct quote you fcking idiots. see these " " what do you think they mean
ngmi

>>18791287
I love that series

>>18791474
Negative interest rates are explicitly off the table. Been that way for a while, re-affirmed it yesterday.

>>18791455
Sold at 5 bucks. Made 3500 dollars in one day for the first time in my life. Feels gud, bros.

>>18791178
>direct quote
OHHH NO IT'S CNBC OR ANY ANY OTHER BOOMER MEDIA, NO IT MUST BE FAKE

>this market

>>18791477
Would be much better if everyone here only cared about money.

>>18791377
All of them are shitty, Trump and Biden are two sides of the same inner party, outer party coin. Trump had an absolutely killer platform in 2016 and didn't do shit with it and Biden is a literal child molester who wants to flood America with beaners (which Trump hasn't stopped either but at least he pays occasional lip service to stopping some immigration). America will continue to get fucked if retards like you continue to choose between R and D.

how far will a month of pent up bobo rage take this

>>18791377
>If you're going to judge Trump you have to do it in comparison to Biden or Hillary
uhh... no? And that's definitely not how history judges presidents.

I stand by what I said, he's a retard on a lot of things, and delusional faggots pretend everything he does is right.

I'm just glad he's united much of the US against China.

>>18791379
Very much agree with this:
>>18791415

The shills ignore it but hey, they're shills. They made one good pick and now think it's the greatest stock ever. But they could've picked Shopify or The Trade Desk or Dexcom and done MUCH better.

>>18791478
>>18791506
>it's a direct quote you fcking idiots
that would require clicking the link
just post a screenshot or greentext the quote with the link next time, it's not that tough

>>18791539
>That drawing style
Yikes

Hey long hold divvy idiots. What about a BETTER Divvy?

Scary isn't it

>>18790941
>sectors being shorted by hedge funds
what does this mean, i thought for every contract seller there is a buyer so if Hedge are shorting that mean others are longing
how does this work exactly

>>18791535
from 2900 to 2850

>the DAX is over 3% in the red
Hahahahaha

Mumus gonna die

>the MC is such a weakling/toy for the girls.
Dominant girls are nice though.

>>18791563
>dax meaning anything
k

>>18791554
we'll probably reach ATH before the crash though which BTFO the chart

>>18791554
I made this a few weeks ago, lol

>>18791389
Rare all caps ID. Incredible. Tomorrow kinda depends on how much buy interest there is in the big boys Apple, Amazon, Microsoft on the, I assume, gap down open for those. Futures are mild red in part because of Amazon's miss this afternoon.

>>18791566
Liking dominant girls is one step closer to becoming a "lesbian" m2f

NOOOOOOOOOO you can't just go about your life like a normal, non-paranoid, rational human being!!!! Coronavirus! You want to kill grandma!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>>18791493
It's becoming increasingly clear that there are a number of anons dedicated to burg threads.

>>18791535
Historically, it has the potential to bring us down to retest the March low and, given the short-term economic outlook, possibly even lower. Will it? Who knows?

is there a site or something where I can find cool interesting facts about the stock market?
e.g. stock to drop the fastest in an hour blah blah blah

>>18791609
If you wanna find the fastest drop ever, just stay here. Anons will wind up shilling it.

I need to stop looking at this general when the market has a single down day, you retarded bears are going to scare me into selling it all and I'll miss out on my gains.

>>18791591
liking girls at all is the first step on the road to gayness
don't do it bros

>>18791595
no one cared who I was until I took off the mask...

>>18791566
almost as nice as submissive girls

KEEP A STAINLESS AT MY HIP LIKE

Billionaire Gundlach shorted the market

Why do people not like 4chan?

>>18791649
because of you

>>18791636
Or you are able to cut losses

>>18791556
lots of index/mutual funds and other institutional investors buying all the time. Market's dynamic.

>>18791425
>It's going to be a red doubledildo down your throat tomorrow and entire next week
Kek

>>18791636
Never buy on green days. Never sell on red days.

>>18791649
Just look at this mess of a thread. It's everything but a stock market thread.

>>18791055
same bro bought in at 4.60

>>18791649
No upvotes or names. Normies can’t handle having to judge a post on its own merit rather than on who wrote it or how many likes it got.

>20:00:01
Now for the pajama traders and Arabs to pump us into the weekend . We WILL close green tomorrow.

>>18791566
Indeed. Good taste.

Anons thoughts on SLB?

>>18791683
No OOOOOOOOOOOOHS and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHS ARE The Quintessence of the stock market

Hourly reminder: not only did Amazon miss, but Tesla fudged numbers and turned a profit this past quarter. Let that sink in for a moment.

>>18791710
go to sleep you retarded frog

die

>>18791639
Ooooh boy submissive tomboys... especially if they’re real athletic

>>18791591
>not finding a wide variety of women and erotic situations arousing
Ngmi from a Darwinian perspective....

>>18791649
(Perceived) Anonymity allows for the ID of society to come to the fore. 4chan is actually fairly tame to the true back alleys of the internet but that makes it more accessible to more people.

>>18791702
And freedom of speech. Nigger faggot kike. Gas the kikes in Minecraft.

HOLY SHIT NIKKEI

>>18790799
everyone expected amzn to miss earnings. they hired 150k new workers, how much more could they have telegraphed it. it was priced in from the beginning and amazon would have very little impact on the overall market either way.

>>18791649
whomst is this 4chan?

>>18791607
I just have a few pictures desu

>>18791723
Women hate submissive men. I mean good luck because you're not gonna make it

>tankers going up
TOMORROW IS OUR DAY

>>18791639
SAUCE
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>>18791737
The problem wasn't the earnings miss, it was the 4b announced extra spend next quarter and, if you know how to read between the lines, upcoming worker protest.

OH NOOO BULLKEKS

>$2960 7/17 AMZN call
>Amazon expecting zero profits for Q2
>Unemployment mooning
>Institutional investors now hiding in cash


How fucked am I, biz?

>>18791717
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NOW BABY IM DA RIPPER
UR BABY DADDIES WORST NIGHT MARE
CATCH ME AT THE CLAIRE
ILL BE RIGHT THERE
NIGGAS COPY EVER WORD DAT WE SAY
FRAMES GUCCI
EYES LOWER THAN MY G P A

Any SLB ANONS

>>18791718
If it was only that. It's semi related to stocks but it's really only shitposts and offtopic shit flinging because rarely anybody here has composure.
The worst thing is that those threads used to be halfway good in the past.

>>18791710
Based on last night, let's not get ahead of ourselves. Things were pretty volatile compared to the usual pump.

>>18791702
>implications
Not like most people don't call you a faggot and ignore your shit anyway.

>>18791723
Good taste.

>>18791065
It should. If people are still buying the "dip" despite all the bad news about ZM, then they must be insane.

>>18791777
it will print trust me, also trust your digits

>>18791777
Priced in. Amazon will be at 3k by then

>>18791770
priced in.

>>18791749
there are ways to eat burgers that don't result in a fucking huge mess getting everywhere
reeeeeee

Goodnight bulls

>>18791765
holy shit ruby, you should know how to reverse image search by now
>https://exhentai.org/g/810883/063897bdc7/

>>18791777
You actually fell for the stonks must always go up meme

>/pol/ told me to buy MRO at 3
>/smg/ told me not to touch MRO
you mother fuckers

>>18791808
Im lazy

>>18791814
Just buy calls in that case, it's not that fucking hard.

Unironically stonks always go up

>>18791787
I mean look at this massive faggot here.
>>18791749
9 posts and each single one is a pathetic low quality shit post and a anime slut pic.

>>18791787
You only get replies if you spew provocative and stupid shit, there is no incentive to be thoughtful

>>18791777
Better sell ASAP

>US stocks have exploded higher in April... (ended weak on what many suspect is simple rebalance flows)
Zerohedge's take. Bear market 2.0 is cancelled.

Anyone checking the futures? I hear some bad things happen at night. It is 8pm now. I don't know where to check. Are they tanking? Is that why markets open in the red? because of the futures the night before?

>>18791781
what u need senpai
i work there

shitposting from the caspian currently
3rd richest in the biz

you ahiildve went all in at sub 14

but i doubt plus 35 will ever strike again in the next 5 years

20-25 will be optimal peak
EOMay likely 18-20

lost 150k plus of my personal & company incentive stocks btw
still have enough to not worry after these past months of suffering

also this is a larp for all intents and purposes
all post using this IP and ID are of fictional content

>>18791842
i wanna fuck u

>>18791814
/pol/ also told that Jerome would hike rates. Would implode the stock market

>>18791760
To make such implications just to say “n-no you’re not going to make it!”

Such faggotry... I wouldn’t believe it if I didn’t witness it myself.

Do not fear bullchads. If you invest like a prime golden trader like myself you knew to buy ET and RTX when they were low. A swing game of tankers is a smart play as well, but stay far away from the shitcoin that is NAT.

>>18791870
im sorry bobo, theres still time to plan for the next crash 10 years from now

>>18791886
(You)

>>18791873
You boys ever fuck each other out on the rigs?

>>18791871
Welcome newfriend
https://m.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>18791871
they are trickling back up and will be up 1.5% by open don't worry too much

Oh no no no bull frens look at the futties. we're back to where we were on Tuesday afternoon, we're really doomed this time!

>>18791901
redpill
me on Marathon Oil
and is it a clue as to the gold it will strike as or only olympic level winning option next upcoming july-aug during the canceled would be Japan games months

>>18791870
Weren't Zero hedge perma bears?

Any niggers unironically believe in the corona hoax

>>18791839
I think that is our friend the canadaposter, he is not a "massive faggot" you should be nicer

>>18791921
this drop is unprecedented
Tuesday afternoon was so long ago, we really need to unpack what is going on here
I might just liquidate my positions with all of this uncertainty

>>18791918
>>18791919
thank you. you guys are awesome. it seems to me that /biz/ overall is cancer because of the coins. but this general is real comfy.

>>18791935
gonna need a translator on this one

>>18791842
There doesn't seem to be any incentive to make money either.

>>18791951
>canadaposter
A fucking leaf. Of course, what else..

>>18791911
theres plenty of local hire sweet sweet ruskie khazzie muzzie women and more for the boipus to ever be a true temptation
that is strictly closeted or flamers choice

no one judges
except the ruskies
and texan roughnecks (gayest of them all, pernusual)

>>18791919
Have a nice sleep.

>>18791956
*our
single spellcheck is all you get

no gramaticals

>>18791870
holy fuck if ZH is capitulating then it's really actually habbening

KEK

>>18791770
and I'll bet every single one of them will get bailed out. so still bullish.

Some of you are not alright

feel free to return from whence you came

>>18792040
Well he invests in outer space now.

>>18792040
Ok?

How much did he pledge he was going to sell every month to fund Blue Origin?

Was it less than $4 billion worth?

>>18792040
>past 11 days
>since Jan 31
>posted today
confus
If he sold 2 million shares in the past 11 days, he would have made ~5 billion

>>18792055
beautiful angel of death.

my SQQQ brehs will be ok, don't sell for a loss. steady hands.

Starting to think I'm too deep in oil stocks. This shit isn't going to recover for awhile. We were barely over the last oil glut in 2016.

So do you guys think Friday will be the bottom, Monday, or further out? Need to know whether to rebuy RTX.

NIKKEI -1.9%
AUSTRALIA ASX -3.2%

>Boeing will not be asking for more gibs

>>18791939
They've been bearish since March of 2008.

>>18792160
Idk about tomorrow, but we'll certainly rally on Monday.

>>18792154
how much do you have in it? are you in actual energy companies or trash etfs?

if you're in shit like XOM, just hold it and dont worry about it. assuming you dont have an insane amount of money in it.

It's all going to come crashing down the day after I closed out my large SPXS position isn't it.

>>18792194
In every way except the stock market they were right, the world is so much worse than in March 2008

It hurts knowing im going to lose it all in the morning

>>18792202
Xom and Shell right now. I know holding is a safe bet, but I don't want to miss better opportunities. I'm about 35% in those companies. I'm up 23% from March though, so I guess being safe isn't horrible.

>>18792221

>>18791805
Call me when we limit down, that's normal.

>tfw finished Ishuzoku Reviewers
:^(
fun while it lasted

Enjoying this new one C: Control

>>18792112
hey tall Jack, nice

Get the breakers ready for monday boomers.

>>18792301
we will never hit limit down again, it's just gonna be a slow stairs down

>>18791357
I didn't find out about it until midnight MST. Congrats though, glad you made it bro.

>>18792316
Free on Tubi/Amazon Stick.
Also just watched Re:Creators
Was Ok ending, 2x Cute silver hair girls.
Drags a little.

ARE YOU OK BOBO????
AHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED

how do I invest in chinese wet markets

>>18792377
haha yeah man DOW has gained 40 pts over 24000, sp is almost 2900, tomorrow is fucking green and next week is even greener

>>18791588
Here's my thesis. AMZN and MSFT both lost after hours. We'll see some people exiting even more positions pre-market, dragging down their prices even more. We gap down, and any retail that bulled today is selling tomorrow at open when AMZN, MSFT, GOOGL, AAPL, NFLX... force a multi-index gap down. Hedges may also have a lot of short positions open on energy, which makes sense, but source is anon so take it with a grain of salt. Taking that into account, the energy sector is liable to be suffering, and I think it'll take tomorrow's sentiment with it. Also it's raining tomorrow, and EoM, going into may with the adage "sell in May and go away".

-3x shorts, probably against small caps. I'll probably play TZA.

BOBO GIVE ME MY AMD MONEY BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18792330
Bet.

>>18792484
This is also the thesis from which I operate.

>>18792360
>Free on Tubi
That's why I started it!

The place I'm stayinng for quarantine has a pretty nice cable system that has a bunch of the shit like Tubi built in.

I first watched Accel World and liked it, now it's C. I think uhhh these guys may have something against the BOJ, but I might be reading too far into it.

Also been meaning to check out Blade of the Immortal on Prime, heard it's supposed to be good.

>>18791762
I need FRO to pump big league

Good news for REYNchads

>>18791805
dont use CNN

they add future averages with AH close. it makes no sense

>>18792512
Counterpoint: we should inverse because this is a clown market. Huge upswing in positions in pre-market which confuses retail, but they're quite happy to buy-in to long positions, and then the MM and hedges dump, but energy somehow continues upwards despite their imploded fundamentals.

>>18792396
>>18792396
>>18792396
new

>>18790888
rollerino

>>18792517
same lad

>>18790948
It has to do with the Meiji restoration and the introduction of such clothing. Remember Japan got forced to open its borders around that period.

>>18792484
I'm leaning towards the feel that any gap down opens get bought for now. We shall see the seeings to see.

>>18792547
Disagreed, the theses I take are usually realized even in the current market.

>>18790888
I'd fug 10 with all my might.

>>18791067
Red day is buy day brah. Do you want to buy high?

>>18792462
If only you knew how overvalued things really are.

>>18791810
Zoom out seriously they always go up no matter how big the crash.