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DUMP OIL!!! GET READY!!!

>> No.18788864

I'm sweating. What are (((analysts) trying to pull here.

>> No.18788926
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>>18788826
I fucking knew this would happen. I sold all of my oil a week ago in anticipation. Prepare for a reckoning.

>> No.18788973

>>18788864
THEY'RE SHILLING OIL!!! THEY WANT NORMIE MONEY IN TO FUCKING DUMP IT HARD BECAUSE THEY HAVE INSIDE INFO!!! SCREEN CAP THIS THREAD!

GUYS, DEEP DOWN, THINK ABOUT WHY YOU SHILL. THIS IS WHY THEY'RE SHILLING!! DUMP DUMP DUMP SAVE YOURSELF

>> No.18789034

since you all realize their plan, i can safely bet they are smarter than you. 100x long now.

>> No.18789254

Analysts: Sir buy these stocks they are good
Everyone: mmmmm, he’s an analyst, I’ll take his word, he must be smart
*stock surges 200% in a week*
Analysts who manages hedge funds with an 80% of stake in it
*sell*

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>>18788826

>Now is the perfect time to buy Lehman Brothers.
>Ben Stein, Sept 13th, 2008

>> No.18789448

>>18789297
Look at his face. He fucking knew it.

>> No.18789715

>>18788826
I thought about buying a bunch of puts right now because they're so cheap, but it's too risky bros. We all know FUD's going to set in when June futures crash sometime within the next two weeks.

>> No.18789811

>>18789715
Yup. Just let them enjoy the green while they can. Smart money moved out already. Waiting for the next dip to double down.

>> No.18791164

>>18788826

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18791201
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>>18789297

>> No.18791223

>destroys your energy industry
https://youtu.be/auITEKd4sjA

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>>18791223

>> No.18791593

>>18791449
https://youtu.be/7tkOqqEltwc