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>> No.18776762

Fuck shell

>> No.18776764

Give me your best divvy stocks.

>> No.18776768

>>18776733
What’s happening with UAVS bro

>> No.18776769

>>18776764
RDS oh wait

>> No.18776770
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18776770

Look at this volume

>> No.18776779

>>18776764
the most ironclad have P/E ratios over 25 man, take risks when you're young

>> No.18776782
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18776782

I still only respect cunny, bros.

>> No.18776791

>>18776782
is this cunny

>> No.18776799

Any good real estate stocks like MFA or MITT? I was planning on buying some MFA, but they stopped their dividends.

>> No.18776809
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18776809

Say something nice about this guy. He's the best (((trader))).

>> No.18776810
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>>18776791
I think Nagatoro counts as cunny.

>> No.18776813
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18776813

I FELL FOR THE TANKER MEME

>> No.18776815
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18776815

i missed the greatest market buying opportunity of my lifetime

>> No.18776820

>>18776764
MSFT LMT NEE TOT PSX CVX EPD COP FANG ENB

>> No.18776822

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop selling shell you faggots

>> No.18776826
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18776826

WHERE MY SHELL/BROS/ AT?

>> No.18776831

>>18776706
it was on CNBC 45 seconds prior to my post

also hear a lot of shit like "this has now killed more than died in the vietnam war"
the fucking population has DOUBLED since the vietnam war
the flu kills more every single year than the vietnam war
car accidents kill more every single year than the vietnam war

it's emotional string-pulling that is working like crazy on women and effeminate men

j;lkasjdf;lkjasdf

>> No.18776834

>>18776822
>he bought RDS
lmao learn to read a balance sheet

>> No.18776838
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18776838

What would Cramer buy today??

>> No.18776839

Who else /cash gang/?

>> No.18776843

Good morning folks. Lots of data is coming out today. Should be pretty shitty data and that means we'll go up another 200 points.

>> No.18776852

>>18776822
I'm not sure I entirely understand, is everyone just selling because of the dividend cut?

>> No.18776858

>>18776831
They don't even have the percentage change on their future counters

You think they care about anything but viewers and ratings???

>> No.18776860
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18776860

Armpit’s are the true gentleman’s fetish.
Additionally it’s getting awfully reddit in here lately and I think we all know the cure..

>> No.18776870
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18776870

Fun news today. Place your bets.

>> No.18776875

EAT SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT BULL TARD ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE THE REASON FOR BUYING AT INCREASED PRICES YESTERDAY
TODAY YOU FUCKING DIE

>> No.18776880

>>18776852
some people have a lot of money
like... a lot
and they get even more money through dividends

>> No.18776887
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>>18776839
Waiting for the second dip here.

>> No.18776889
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>>18776762
Don't piss off the old people, they vote. This is actually bullish for oil.

>> No.18776901

>>18776875
prices will never go back up. ever
i must see substantial profit every single day in order to be successful

>> No.18776904

>>18776852
that's all the stock is good for

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>>18776733
I don't feel so good anons. What does this Mean?

>> No.18776907

Who the fuck pays for my loss now? The fucking bull cult has baited me into buying back in.

Law suit action incoming.

>> No.18776910

>>18776852
They also couldn't meet the objectives they had set up.
https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/30/2024854/0/en/ROYAL-DUTCH-SHELL-PLC-FIRST-QUARTER-2020-UNAUDITED-RESULTS.html

>> No.18776923
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>>18776860
>I think we all know the cure..
goreposting?

>> No.18776926
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>> No.18776931

>>18776906
>19 hours ago
Just more bullish news.

>> No.18776933

Whats a good play at open, made some good ones at close (bought some MSFT, and TSLA calls) but those crude shorts are getting heavy

>> No.18776941

I want to buy stonks today but I'm still too vagene

>> No.18776945
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18776945

You know who isn't cutting their dividend?

>> No.18776955

>>18776906
A ban on foreign oil.

>> No.18776965
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18776965

>>18776870
feels good owning KHC
what a great stock

>> No.18776966

>>18776955
Just imagine the fleets of oil tankers left abandoned to drift the seas when every oil producing country introducest protectionist measures and bans foreign oil

>> No.18776967

>>18776941
only buy when everything is green

>> No.18776973
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18776973

>>18776809
a god among /biz/ users

>> No.18776977
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>>18776733
ruh roh....

>> No.18776978

>>18776870
Bad earnings = pump
Good earnings = dump
It's all so simple, I understand now.

>> No.18776987
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18776987

>>18776923
Plus liberal use of nigger, kike, etc. Gotta keep the subhumans out.

>> No.18776989

Amazon is fucked.

>> No.18776995

>>18776768
It's going to get dumped hard .

>> No.18776999

fuck it. getting more HLX and some NAT today.

>> No.18777003

>>18776809
I started buying stocks on March 13, the first vid on investing I watched was Ackman's lemonade analogy and I'm up 20% right now. Based Jew.

>> No.18777007

>>18776987
Esto es un hombre.

>> No.18777015

Is SPY gonna hit 300 today?

>> No.18777016

>>18776987
is that a penis wtf?

>> No.18777017

>>18776815
you wish... just wait another 8 years

>> No.18777030

what scanners tell relative volume?

>> No.18777032

>>18777015
No but qqq will moon

>> No.18777033
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18777033

RDSB bros

>> No.18777043

>>18776987
Youre gay if you wouldn’t.

>> No.18777045

Great news, 3.8million filed for unemployment claims this week!

>> No.18777046

>>18776977
bro no one cares how negative the european yields are
here's a rule for looking at financial information: if it's something that comes from or relates to a country without nuclear-powered aircraft carriers, it can be ignored safely

>> No.18777055
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>>18776945
Energy Transfer the safest dividend in the world.
Guess how many operators it takes to run a treating facility? 1, but they keep 2 just in case.

Do you know how hands off these facilities are?
Extremely. The humans barely do anything, and are mostly their for insurance.
This is the SAFEST dividend in the market, the company basically runs itself.
>12,812 employees
And I bet at least 1000 of them are "safety men" who stand there and critic the contractors.
I'd bet the company could run perfectly fine with about 1/3rd of their current employees.

>> No.18777056
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18777056

>he didnt buy the CCL dip
>mfw

>> No.18777059
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18777059

WE HIT 3000 TONIGHT!

>> No.18777057

>>18777045
inline with estimates
>priced in

>> No.18777060

3.8 million for unemployment last week. Thats over 30 million total. Priced in?

>> No.18777062

>>18776870
Buying more Amazon, Visa ahead of tonights earnings

Might get some clorox for tomorrow - recent earnings seem to be bullish and see a decent upside so might go in for fun

>> No.18777064

>>18777045
Nice! What was the estimate?

>> No.18777069
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18777069

>>18777056
I did pretty good on CCL, sold at like 17.30

>> No.18777078

>>18776987
why does the girl have a bulge? what the heck

>> No.18777081

>>18777045
Oof. And no surge on futures this time, which we immediately saw at every other point in the past. This won't be good.

>> No.18777085

>>18777060
Priced in.

>> No.18777090

>>18777056
Based cruiseboomers

>> No.18777092

>>18777060
Bullish, more useless eaters off the payroll. I guess nike stock might suffer but who cares?

>> No.18777094

>>18776945
>>18777055
Have I missed the dip? I don't want to fomo in.

>> No.18777099

>>18777069
Just like me... Left a bunch of money on the table. Still, a gain is a gain.

>> No.18777100

>>18777069
bretty gud my man
I won't sell it yet

>> No.18777101

>>18776999
>HLX

Imagine buying stocks with no dividends. Just imagine that for a moment.

>> No.18777105

So how does one get approved for options trading with Ameritrade? Do you need 2k cash sitting in your brokerage account? Or just value of 2k in stocks?

I started 4 months ago with 200 dollars and was able to turn it into 866. I can’t help but feel like if I could options trade I would be making more money.

>> No.18777106

>>18777060
30 million unemployed?
DOW to 40k EOW

>> No.18777108
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>>18777081
>no surge on futures this time
Oh? time for Jerome to fix that.

>> No.18777109

>>18776769
>>18776762
I told you to get out. What did you expect?

>> No.18777112

what scanners tell relative volume? PLEASE

>> No.18777118
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>>18777007
Get back to mowing my lawn José.

>>18777016
Long dick “girls”

>> No.18777122

>>18777105
Thats how you lose everything

>> No.18777124

>>18777099
I can’t complain about a 37% return, also it’ll probably dip again.

>> No.18777127

>>18777092
I'm astonished at the number of white people that i've met that hustle fucking nikes. I guess a dollar is a dollar but what kind of man has 30 pairs of shoes in his house.

>> No.18777130

>>18777060
these are the accepted applications, add the rejected ones and the informal economy, its probably closer to 40mil.

or in other words... bullish as fuck

>> No.18777131

>>18777033
well i am Holding. still up bought them at 1270. I think it is not that bad. While they cut the divi they gained the opportunity to grow and invest Money in this market while others with much worse balance shets keept their dividend and will suffer in the near term

>> No.18777135

Sooooo last week we had green with jobless claims under est, this week red over?
PLEASE
BOBOS GRANT ME STRENGTH

>> No.18777137

>>18777094
Im currently balls deep in $10 calls, I see no reason why they would have trouble returning to normal.

>> No.18777138

>>18777105
profile>general>apply for options
easy peasy

>> No.18777139

>futures go up as unemployment claims come out

based BVLL market

>> No.18777142
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18777142

HOLY SHIT SHELL STOP FUCKING FALLING

>> No.18777147

>>18777105
Just get robinhood. They let everyone do it.

>> No.18777151

>>18777118
sneaky LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

>> No.18777152

>>18777055
This was true until they bought out sunoco, which was full of actual retards

>> No.18777159

Bros how are my oil tankers gonna do today? NAT, TNP, FRO

>> No.18777162

>>18777139
Fewer payouts to useless ''''workers'''' means greater value for shareholders.

>> No.18777164

>>18776889
Don't underestimate how deep pension funds in the Netherlands are into shell because of the divvy. We are talking funds with near inf assets.

>> No.18777167

>>18777055
Feel like OKE is the better play but eh

>> No.18777168

>>18777159
Im split on buying back in on NAT

>> No.18777176

>>18776799
Currently bought into NRZ (and MFA). Just make sure whatever it is isn't too exposed to commercial real estate.

>> No.18777179

>>18777159
hopefully badly so i can buy more DHT

>> No.18777183
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18777183

I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but Christine Legarde is definitely a reptilian. I miss Super Mario.

>> No.18777188

>>18777139
said what?

so this is what market without fed looks like

>> No.18777189

>>18777124
Absolutely, although I'm still annoyed with myself. I've sold too early over and over this month. Congratulations to you regardless. We both made out nicely.

>> No.18777194

>>18776799
RWT, ACRE, XAN

>> No.18777195

>>18777101

fuggg

>> No.18777196

>>18777168
I thought it was gonna get pumped hard today but news of the Saudi ships coming might fuck that up

>> No.18777204

>>18777127
I don't get it, are they some sort of limited edition Nikes or something? Why wouldn't they just buy them at the store. Collecting shoes is for women in any case.

>> No.18777209

LOL whats happening in oil min candles

>> No.18777210

>>18777188
The Fed doesn't care about the markets.

>> No.18777212

For me? It's TOT PSX CVX COP FANG EPD ENB

Simple as.

>> No.18777214
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18777214

Reminder that no lagging technical indicator can predict price movement. Reminder that all available fundamental Information is already priced in at any given moment. Also, cunny.

>> No.18777218
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18777218

Going to be a red day bros, futures sliding now

>> No.18777224

STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS YOU PRE MARKET KIKES

>> No.18777225

>>18776955
But they're under contract though. Plus Donald trunp can't control where they go

>> No.18777227

>>18777214
Kys pedo nigger

>> No.18777231

3.8 Million. FUCKING BEARISCH

it should have been 10. That would have been bullish

>> No.18777232

>>18777218
Algos want their 1% pump.

>> No.18777236

>>18777204
Collecting shoes is for women AND niggers. Most niggers are raised by women and kike teachers.

>> No.18777239

>>18777214
based

>> No.18777240

>he doesn't own at least one meme share of UUUU

>> No.18777251

Trumpbux bulls vs futures bobos

>> No.18777252

Pandemic = bullish
Nothing burger = bearish

>> No.18777255

>>18777204
Had a roomate who had stashed something like 30 pairs of air jordans. I guess they continously appreciate in value because there's a continuous stream of blacks buying new air jordans and wearing them until they look worn then buying new ones.

>> No.18777261

"only invest in shit you understand" - every value investor ever

free advice to the oil bros who didn't know stock splits and negative futures were a thing

>> No.18777264
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>>18777214
finna based

>> No.18777266

HAL & MRO
Nuff said

>> No.18777267

My 290p are gonna print

>> No.18777269

>>18777212
No DVN?

>> No.18777270
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NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN' DIVIREENOS

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING GUYS

I'LL HAVE TO DCA FOR THE NEXT 40 YEARS TO PAY MY WIFE'S BVLL

>> No.18777275

>>18777261
>value investing matters right now

>> No.18777276

>mfw aal
time to dump that shit

>> No.18777281

>>18777261
USO fags aren't oil bros

>> No.18777285
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18777285

stonks BRRRRR BRR STONKS BRRR BRR BRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.18777287

>>18777204

nobody on this site has any idea of the profit margins for certain sneakers. average cost is $100-$200 per pair and can resell for $500-$1200 with select ones fetching five figures in aftermarket. people that are in that 'trade' are usually into flashy bullshit jewelry and expensive bullshit 'designer' fashion (hurr durr its a regular graphic tee but because its by XYZ brand its $80) but theyre able to pay for it all bc they flip sneakers and other shit. its pretty annoying tho and unless youre part of a flipper discord (paid)or have bots (also gotta pay for) then you will never get the chance to purchase any of these before retailers sell out.

>> No.18777288

>>18777270
Are you the dude that keeps cuck posting on all boards spelling it that way
The fuck is wrong with you man

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>>18777127
Making money off of niggers being so retarded they’ll spend a months salary (or whatever the food stamp equivalent is) on a pair of shoes is unironically based.

>> No.18777304

>>18777288
kek I've just noticed that people are using 'bvll' more in /smg/ and I wanted to follow the trend

remember the trend is your frend :^)

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18777306

glitch or what?

>> No.18777308

>>18777266
Should I put more in MRO after open? I am getting a little bit nervous but didn't put enough in a week ago.

>> No.18777314

Lads, what's going on with gold?

>> No.18777324

>>18777314
Gold is great in these troubled times and it feels good in the hand.

>> No.18777326
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18777326

Where are we going today boys? I <3 clown town!

>> No.18777329

>>18777304
cringe

>> No.18777336

retard here, when does oil futures for june end??

>> No.18777342

WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18777343

>>18777270
Fug i was hoping they were able to keep it. Welp that sucks. Should i sell it and move to another company?

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>>18777324
WHY IS IT DOWN

>> No.18777362

can't even sell the afterhours pump now

>> No.18777364

>>18777314
It only goes full schizo when its ready to go in the opposite direction

>> No.18777370

>>18777336
May 20/21st i believe. If you are expecting negative futures again that will be around when it happens.

>> No.18777380
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18777380

FUTURESNIGGERS DID IT AGAIN

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>> No.18777382

>>18777360
Recession is cancelled. Jpow is goin got turn your gold into trash

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What just happened?
It was up 5% a while ago

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18777389

>>18776887
ZZZ

>> No.18777393

Is it "worth it" to buy 1-2 shares of expensive stock? I mean, how much would you really expect a $1000+ stock to increase?

Would it, generally, be better to pick companies you like that you can buy a dozen or so?

>> No.18777395 [DELETED] 

>>18776733
Hey fuckers, lets meet in telegram group sometimes


>t.me/smgstocks

>t.me/smgstocks

>t.me/smgstocks

>t.me/smgstocks

>t.me/smgstocks

>t.me/smgstocks

>t.me/smgstocks

>> No.18777397

>>18776889
Good thing I am not old and can wait this out. Will buy more

>> No.18777402

>>18777386
Robots

>> No.18777404

EAT
SHIT
RETARDED
BULLS

>> No.18777406

>>18777189
I'm with you on that sold mro calls the day before yesterday not even sure what I'm doing anymore

>> No.18777407

>>18777380
Futuresniggers have accounted for about 70% of the ride up the last two weeks. What are you complaining about? We're still in very volatile times, and there's going to be more negative news on the horizon. Bound to be a few red days.

>> No.18777409

>>18777393
Are you in it for short term or long term?

>> No.18777413

>>18777395
No, fuck off

>> No.18777415

>>18777194
>RWT

Thanks, fren.

>> No.18777416

>>18776733
GILEAD

>> No.18777418

>>18777386
CCL was +45% pre market today, now its -2%

>> No.18777419

>>18777362
I hate afterhours. I have to lie in bed without sleep looking at meme charts influenced by a handfull of people just to wake up to a totally different situation than when I went to sleep. And I can't do anything about it!

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>>18777386
idk but it explains why they rushed this guy onto the air

>> No.18777423
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18777423

Jobs go down, stocks go up.

>> No.18777425

>>18777386
Beat earning which means it’s time for a crash in clown world

>> No.18777444

>>18777419
trade crypto then
you can stay up all night
>sell at 9k thinking i fucked up, went to bed and btc is hovering at 4k
>missed the drop to 8500 and missing the current plunge down
feels weird

>> No.18777451

>>18777409
Say 50/50

>> No.18777456

>>18777423
This

>> No.18777457

>>18777421
Let the tech bubble burst

>> No.18777462
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>want to watch Bloomberg The Open
>CNBC has all the good guests
Its not fair

>> No.18777468

>>18777416
should i buy this?

>> No.18777469

tesla puts today, come on lads, this must be it

>> No.18777472
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Can you smell it?

>> No.18777474

Bears are just faggot neverTrump cucks and anti-American faggots who want America to fail. FUCK BEARS. MAGA

>> No.18777477

>>18776770
Could be someone hedging because they're short.

>> No.18777478

>>18777462
Becky on CNBC has the best legs in finance you Asian fetishist

>> No.18777483
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18777483

Thanks for buying my bags bros.

>> No.18777485

After hours limits should be +-1% instead of +-5%
Prove me wrong

>> No.18777489

>>18777462
She can have my saline wang if you know what I mean

>> No.18777497
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>>18777078
She’s happy to see you anon

>> No.18777499

>>18777468
No i been spaming INO since it was 7 and no one listened. Gileads studies have been a fuckin joke no idea why its being pushed so hard

>> No.18777502
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18777502

>get back from work
>SP500 still not at $3000
today surely will happen right? RIGHT?

>> No.18777506

>>18777474
>America
Jewmerica

>> No.18777512

>>18777499
Cringe

>> No.18777518

>>18777485
srsly fuck after hours. I want to relax, Not worry about some cokeheads fucking my life up.

>> No.18777520

tesla is going to reach 900 friday lmao

>> No.18777529
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>>18777502
WHERE'S THE DUMP

>> No.18777536

Who all in URTY

>> No.18777540

>>18777142
Who’s market are you looking at?

>> No.18777541

>>18777474
Imagine how fucked we'd be if the railroads were allowed to continue unchecked forever. That's where we are now with the DOW 30. They've lobbied away our future for short term profits.

>> No.18777543

guys, why is the dow tankin?
i though unemployment numbers make him rise every time...T_T

>> No.18777547

If SIX closes under 23 today I'm blowing up a hospital

>> No.18777551

>>18777499
nice dubs but the chinese leak (a picture someone took with their phone) had a confidence interval for the study from -8 to +10.

The new results look like an actual study was conducted.

>> No.18777556

What are your thoughts on the auto-manufacturing car company Tesla?

>> No.18777566

>>18777502
Cringe

>> No.18777567

>UAVS
Will it hold

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>>18777541
Who's we sucka? Profits ahoy!

>> No.18777573
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18777573

did I miss some news cycle?

>> No.18777588

SHELL BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD TODAY

SHOULD I DROP THE BAG AND TAKE THE LOSSES? IM DOWN 5% BUT FEELS LIKE 100

>> No.18777599

Wtf. I was going to cash out today. Why is it crashing now of all days

>> No.18777603

>>18777573
3.8m unemployed compared to 3.5m est
RDS lowered divs by 2/3
uhhhhhh thats all i can think of

>> No.18777604

yeah I bought the top yesterday

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18777606

>>18777588
Dutch government haven't turned on their printer worried oil bro

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18777608

Bulls got too cocky

>> No.18777609

>>18777588
there will be a bounce

>> No.18777610

Hi lads im considering buy HPE, why would I not get it? It seems quite undervalued rn

>> No.18777612
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18777612

I'm so glad I hedged my position with a cheeky put at 3:59 yesterday. The gap down is gonna pay me and I can get more shares.

>> No.18777615

BOUGHT THE TOP AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK

>> No.18777617

>>18776906
>>18776955
that or world war III

>> No.18777627

>>18777603
>>18777573
Europe's economy is fucked as expected
-12% over 2020 but this is just and underestimation

>> No.18777631

>>18776768
Alleged insider reveal in \pol
SEC alerted reported

>> No.18777636

>>18777547
Mofo better delivar. I'm getting cheesed off with all these shit talkers.

>> No.18777638
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18777638

>the crash is finally in

>> No.18777640

should i invest in HRT?

>> No.18777646

>>18777225
words are wind. the Saudi's aren't a nuclear power and I can't imagine who would back them if it came to blows

>> No.18777657

>>18777638
That's beautiful. Source?

>> No.18777660

>>18777640
fuck off tranny

>> No.18777661

>>18777606
I don't think shell will have an easy time getting a bailout from the Dutch government. Even KLM has been given a hard time.

>> No.18777662

>>18777606
>Germany
What the fuck are you doing Hans?

>> No.18777666
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>Fleet Of 28 Saudi Oil Tankers Could Send U.S. Oil Prices Crashing In May
bros

>> No.18777667

I bought AMC at 2.19, was at 5.50 yesterday already down 10% should I sell bros.

>> No.18777669

there is no bottom today........

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18777671

>>18777214

>> No.18777672

SSL BROS: REPORT

300 tasty buy below 3
MFW 5 is a blurry rear view mirror
Moon tomorrow

>> No.18777674

>>18777638
Source me fren

>> No.18777675

>>18777638
I said just the tip you pervert!

>> No.18777678

>>18776955
>A ban on foreign oil.
The petrodollar is literally the only reason we're not Zimbabwe. No one will tell the Saudis no.

>> No.18777680

>>18777512
Ok nigger INO will be 20+ in the fall

>> No.18777682

>>18777667
lmfao why would anyone buy a dying business model?!?

>> No.18777691

>>18777266
fucking HAL was up 10% on the premarket, now its down to 0.5%

>> No.18777692

CCL GONNA BE DIVING HARD TODAY

>> No.18777697

Where my TVIX bros at?

>> No.18777699

All this selloff bullshit has sent ET from up 7% premarket to up 4% premarket

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>tfw you invested $500 into SPY and you simply don't care if it dumps

amusing

>> No.18777701

>>18777662
Hopefully you're just pretending to be retarded.

>> No.18777706

>>18777657
>>18777674
Sea Dragon rocket from Apple's gay space show on Apple TV

99% wahmen stronk propaganda but it sure feels good to see Sea Dragon animated

>> No.18777708

>>18777588
You deserve it for buying inferior Shell

>> No.18777723
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18777723

NOOOOOOOO ITS CRASHERINO TIME

>> No.18777725

>>18777672
>SSL

Blackpill me on $SSL. Is it too late to buy in?

>> No.18777728

>>18777370
thanks yeah I wanna buy oil etf then because I expect negative price

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18777729

Reminder to only buy tankers that reward their shareholders with dividends! Otherwise its just a meme

>> No.18777734

i sold shell bros i can't take it anymore. next time i'll do some better research when i invest in a stock my checking out their balance sheets.

>> No.18777737

>>18777640
ROP is a better buy

>> No.18777750

>>18777734
>buy high
>sell low
you did it

>> No.18777753

>>18777699
I get so hard watching it dont even care if it crabs I'm already up
Wishing I went in on UAVS yesterday

>> No.18777757

>>18777692
why you say that?

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>>18777661
>KLM
look at this fucking chart, it's like a step function

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>>18777734
why don't you just hold you fucking idiot?

>> No.18777761

>>18777691
It doesn't matter. It's a shadow phalange of the US Federal government. It's going to be at least $22 a share after the market recovers.

>> No.18777767

>>18777729
This is why I put my DHT in my IRA so I can avoid taxes on those godly divvies.

>> No.18777768
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18777768

Don't Sell UAVS

>> No.18777771

>>18777682
Yesterday I was making 2k in a few days time.

>> No.18777773

>>18777750
fuck off how in the fucking world did i expect a divies cut? like last time was during the world war

>> No.18777779

>>18777667
Definitely sell

>> No.18777780

>>18777758
Is that bullish?

>> No.18777782

>>18777734
Dude, what did you expect? Nothing in oil except tankers and some fringe other's are making any money at all. Why did you expect that Shell would do anything but disastrous? I am surprised that they even pay out dividend.

I got out of shell last week. Saw this coming a mile away. Ill get back in when the actual dip happens and they fully stop paying divvy.

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CEO OF THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE

>> No.18777791

>>18777768
>let me sell it first

>> No.18777792

>>18777768
You think this shit is gonna keep mooning? It’s already over 2x from when that thread started lololol
Actually fucking making it ????

>> No.18777798

>>18777758
looks like healthy growth to me bro

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18777801

I'm thinking of becoming a pre and post market trader. I always have most of my profits realized in AH trading so I assume that the trend continues, then there is a huge dump during regular hours and I'm in the red again.

Anybody have any experience with this? AH is more rational than regular hours

>> No.18777804

>>18777786
I heard he got fired from Russell 2000

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>>18777773
DIBINDENS R YOUR FREN :DDD:DDDDD

>> No.18777806

>>18777758
look at that fucking name, it's like typing german while having a stroke

>> No.18777808

>>18777304
gay

>> No.18777816
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18777816

>tankers about to moon

>> No.18777817

>>18777777

>> No.18777829
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>>18777792
You will regret your decision.

>> No.18777832

>>18777786
What's he say? I'm not on CNBC and I hold DOW

>> No.18777836

>>18777768
We're gonna make it UAVSniggers

>> No.18777839

>>18777773
>WW good for oil and cut divvies
>Lockdown and pandemic not so good for oil but no cut divvies
Them cutting divvies was the most clear thing that would happen. You don't need to be an insider to see that. Shell wants to prepare for a much worse market and a potential bailout. For that they need to cut divvies. Next step is next quarter when they will cut divvies in total.

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18777843

So... Anon? How that """investment""" of yours is going on?

How is it different from betting in the casino?

>> No.18777846

Guys remember that UAV stock from yesterday?
It's at +425%

>> No.18777849

>>18777816
i dont think the moon needs any oil

>> No.18777855

>>18777816
Remember half the thread bitching about tankers yesterday. They called me a shill for recommending tankers. One day drop in a super voliatile market and they completely turn their opinions around.

>> No.18777858

what's that? lost another couple thousand dollars on that company you did FA on but the price went the other way regardless? oh, how tragic! surely you can tell the market what to do and not the other way around, why didn't the market do what you wanted it to?!
-TAchad

>> No.18777866

>>18777843
We

>> No.18777869

>>18777779
Back up to 5.05!!

>> No.18777872

>>18777846
Hit its top about to come back down to earth

>> No.18777876

>>18777768

i bought and i’m not even going to check until i wake up around market close. i know this shit is a gamble anyways, no sense getting myself worked up about it.

>LEEROY JENKINS

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>>18777768
Lmao.

Some guys slaps his company logo with Amazon company logo on a video they made a decade ago and all these people think it means a partnership. Greatest pump and dump next to bezos coming here to shill JCP. It's going to end the day in the red.

>> No.18777878

>>18777667
Yeah take the gains.

>> No.18777880
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18777880

fuck shell and fuck the dutch

>> No.18777882

>>18777855
I don't see anything indicating a moon mission in the price of DHT.

>> No.18777887

>>18777843
better odds than blackjack or roulette, probably worse than poker

>> No.18777888

>>18777843
I don't lose as much money as in casino. I'm only down 15% this year. If I had gambled as crazily at the casino I'd be broke by now.

>> No.18777889

>>18777843
much better odds, and they can't kick me out when i do really well. in vegas it's nearly impossible to get even just 50/50 odds on anything, the house always has the edge, and if you find a way to win consistently they ban you from the casino and maybe even break your legs.

>> No.18777891

>>18777843
Well let me tell you about DCF valuation model. You see.. first you need to gather fundamental data so that you can create a screener..

>> No.18777892

Reminder: NAT is the best tanker stock.

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Will shell go below 1000 pants?

>> No.18777896

>>18777343
just DCA in to RDSB bro

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>>18777692
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO

SELL BROS QUICK AHHHHHHHH

>> No.18777900

>>18777757
People that got in at $8-$12 gonna yank their profits. I like it long-term.

>> No.18777901

>>18777855
checked. I bought yesterday...missed the bottom, but oh well.

>> No.18777913

>>18777846
Was that shit even mentioned? These threads are too god damn fast.

>> No.18777916

>>18777846
Next time I see a stock with a suspicious leak, I'll be sure to day trade it.

>> No.18777919

8 MINUTES, MAN UP THE BATTLE STATIONS!

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>entire yesterday's gains are gone
well fuck me that was quick

>> No.18777928

>>18777846
good on those people who bet their lunch money one a pump-and-dump tier rumor

>> No.18777929

>>18777920

NEW

>>18777920
>>18777920
>>18777920

>> No.18777935
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>>18777923
Same

>> No.18777936

>>18777923
Are you an oiltard or something?

>> No.18777937

>>18777801
>weeb
>no gf
>somehow surprising
ayy

>> No.18777942

>>18777900
Cucks

>> No.18777943

>>18777829
What decision you faggot? I didn’t say I was selling, I only bought 50 shares I don’t give a fuck

>> No.18777944

>>18777923
one step forward two steps back.

>> No.18777947
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18777947

How to get stronger hands bros? I sold my UAVS at 2.40 :(

/biz/ said it wouldn’t reach $3...

>> No.18777958

>>18777839
No it was not. They had the money and other companys who had not are still paying theirs

>> No.18777971
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18777971

Why are people acting like DHT pays a good dividend. It looks like all they did was pay one abnormally high dividend this year but the yield is very cyclical and will eventually crash again.

>> No.18777988

UAVS fuckin moon mission

God bless a pump and dump

>> No.18777991

>>18777880
Now buy KLM

>> No.18777993

>>18777937
Where do you think we are?

>> No.18777996

>>18777069
Im on long hold for CCL.. waiting till atleast $30 a share.. atleast

>> No.18778016

>>18777805
Oh well. I guess I’ll have to make do with the $8000 a year I am still collecting. What will I do?

>> No.18778020

>>18777892
You misspelled TNP

>> No.18778044

>>18777971
were they drowning in cash those years?

>> No.18778043

>>18778020
Why is TNP the best?

>> No.18778060

>>18777923
Buy high sell low you know the drill

>> No.18778083

>>18777971
They were paying of the debt for the tankers they got in 2017. It's actually well documented. DHT pays the divvy based on profit instead of standard like Shell.

I agree that it will collapse again but only long after the oil glut is over. As it has berely begun I think this is a safe midterm hold even for divvy.

>> No.18778085

>>18777971
You're a dumbass. They paid that good dividend because that's the quarter when the oil crisis started. They are expected to pay good dividends for the next two quarters, then taper off.

>> No.18778126

>>18777991
They got pumped because of the bailout yesterday but are dropping now. Our government said that it won't let KLM go bankrupt and they even guaranteed the loan (and that means something coming from the Dutch). Safe in the long term but no divvy for the next decade.

>> No.18778154

Anybody making plays in US based steel companies? Is infrastructure gonna be brought up again?

>> No.18778235

>>18778044
>>18778083
>>18778085
That makes sense, thanks. I'm actually invested in them. Just wanted to make sure I'm not on the wrong track.

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>>18777993
On a mainstream image board where all popular boards except /a/ are almost 100% devoid of anime. Yet some tards still think that it's an anime site for social outcasts.

>> No.18778295

>>18778235
I am deep into DHT. I have hope but seeing it crab and dump like a volatile shitcoin is though. Strong hands. Earnings report on the 5th now so hopefully some solid green then.

>> No.18778327

>High as fuck
>Go to buy amd puts
>Accidentally buy calls (Left side)
>Can't cancel order
>Lose $30
Maybe this is a sign to stop DUDE WEED LMAO'ing it up kek

>> No.18778337

glad i sold this piece of shit dutch poo in loo trash stock shell just in time

might buy it when it drops more though for a quick gain

>> No.18778349

Did the PMI data come out?

>> No.18778395

I'm convinced this USO split jewery is artificially holding the prices high. How do I long jews? I just can't seem to outplay them bros

>> No.18778441

>>18778327
I trade when I am high as well. I don't intend to but when I smoke it all seems so smart. 80% of the time it is not.

>> No.18778456

If im a eurofag and buy rds.a , i dont really pay any taxes do I ?

>> No.18778745

>>18778395
I bought in at $2 right before the reverse split. lmao better hope that the July futures they put 30% of their fund into says oil is worth more then negative 40

>> No.18778776

>>18778395
Perishing square stock

>> No.18779016

>>18778273
Sorry this isn't /pol/

>> No.18779193

>>18779016
Seeth more, tranny

>> No.18779494

>>18779193
Sounds like Reddit is more your speed friend. Srs business over there.