/biz/ - Business & Finance

I only respect cunny, bros.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO MY RETIREMENT?

Awoo!

i hate this game

The market has stayed irrational longer than I could stay solvent.

March wasn’t really the bottom, right? All of this bear capitulation means we’re gonna dump, right?

>>18771558
Google Last of Us Part II spoilers.

>>18771815
>it's the market that is irrational, not me.

>>18771835
>everyone knows why the market goes up and down

>>18771819
I’m really not sure anymore. I thought this at the end of last week and pulled my money out just in case but who knows.

>>18771819
Theoretically it looks like just another bear market rally but given the level of fed intervention and unique nature of the cause of the crash it's anyone's guess.

How many of you guys have some UAVS right now? If the news is true what would you predict the price to go to?

>>18771867
Just put a 5% trailing stop on it and don't give a shit.

>>18771819

>>18771822
I am so happy this shit got spoiled. TLoU was always a shit interactive move huffing its own farts with shitty gameplay. Now the one thing people clung to has been so indisputably destroyed, people are starting to realize that it was always a shit franchise.

>>18771848
If that’s not the case, why would betting against it be rational?

Who here is going all in on FNGU tomorrow?

>>18771919
>if you ruin something at the end, then it was shit from the start
While that’s true for some of us (I refuse to acknowledge how enjoyable much of LOST was because they ending was irredeemably bad) it’s not true by necessity.

I’m just glad this isn’t a NTDOY related game. Blessed japs.

>>18771936
>Insert more coins to play
>Am broke

By the way, JPMorgan, or at least one of their advisors, believes this is NOT the time to overweight small caps.

>>18771947
Many things that don't sick the landing are not bad. That is not the case for TLoU, it was a shitty interactive movie with bad gameplay from the start. It has always been one of the most overrated "games" ever made.

I can’t stop drinking. My life is great (I honestly think so), I’m just really bored in my free time so I drink out of habit. I know it’s unhealthy but I can’t seem to stop. Any advice on how to stop?

>>18771987
Thanks buying only small caps right now. Will make another fortune of them.

>>18771996
How is your physical fitness? Are there any hobbies you'd like to pursue but always put off?

>>18771987
Bullish for small cap ETFs.

>>18771987
Ignore the Jews.

>>18771996
do something else in your free time to distract you from your alcohol addiction

>>18771987
>>18772004
>>18772015
>Buy our bags plebs!

I want to cuddle and sleep with a cute /smg/ poster
But not a stupid one who loses money

>>18771987
I wanna go all in TNA tomorrow. What is homeboy's thesis?

>sat on oil ETFs for too long afraid they would collapse
>put just a few hundred dollars in today
god i hope they drop so i can put 10k in

>>18772052
>oil etfs
why

>>18772023
Bags? There are no more bags in this market. You can buy whatever you'd like to and will make money.

>>18771671

20$ oil

>>18771664
I tried to tell you bois last week about this easy breezy beautiful 5 bag
It isn't too late

>>18771810
awoo

>>18771996
Get a gym membership

>>18772090
When are we going to hit cap again?

I can’t believe bobos are extinct bros
:(

How many stocks do you own and how many do you prefer to hold for the long term?

>>18771819
>March wasn’t really the bottom, right?
Don't know. TA remains bullish for now.

>>18772113
Bobos don't go extinct they go to their cave

>>18772100
You really did. I still don't know what they do? Textbooks or something. I know they print, but are their stocks only going up because of that new tax break they're getting? How much room is there for movement do you think?

>>18772113
we are just hibernating.

>>18771996
Well, there's always AA if you can't seem to kick the habit without outside help.

>>18772137
bobo how do i cope with my losses

>>18772119
I don't hold anything long term. It doesn't make mathematic sense to me. But, I'm a small player only been in for a couple of months.

France expected for a -3,5% regression, would be probably-6% or -7%
Time for some CAC40 puts?

>>18772151
sleep a lot. it helps the pain go away

>>18772167
Don't you get it? Nobody cares. Never buy puts, just buy whatever stock you find on your brokers account.

>>18772071
Not true, I bought SQQQ and did NOT make money!

>>18772174
there aren't enough hours in the day for me to sleep these losses away

>>18772167
Lets see what happens with Merkel and the corona bonds first.

>>18772023
I don't own small cap ETFs. But "experts" either lie intentionally which implies behind the scenes shenanigans or if they're honest, they are less than 50% correct. Which gives 75% chance that small caps will moon.

>>18771867
Back down to .59.

>>18772182
Yeah I know it’s risky but an official account publication will probably surely lead to the crash of France

Thanks God

>>18772119
About 15 names direct, it depends and another couple dozen through funds, there is probably some crossover
I hold them all long. If I want to scoop a short term idea I just buy/write an option.
>>18772129
My theory is on the primary movement, very long game here. I'm seeing it back to $20 but my heart is realistic and will settle for $10
Just look at their price from inception and you will see the memes. $20 to $2, to $20, to $2... but that is just technical voodoo.
What I can tell you is they're fairly vertically integrated print manufacturer with a presence in the US, Mexico, Poland. They print news media, specialty paper products, books, packaging, inserts, magazines, mailers, all kinds of stuff. They're leading the segment with basically zero competition now that certain entities went down the tubes. They do digital marketing and all that too, through bluesoho, it's a hedge against the changing print industry.
But why quad now? Look at current events. They print news media, specialty paper products, packaging, inserts.
News media, specialty paper products, packaging, inserts.
I literally can't say more. You may infer.

>>18772192
I am implying with buying that you go for a "long" strategy.

You have failed to follow only one thing.

just got my NEETbux /smg/.What should I do with it? Onlyfans? Twitch thots? stonks? chainlink?

Keep in mind: the JPM advice was for INVESTORS not for traders. It’s for people with money that matters who don’t want to be moving around it all the time.

>>18772033
Investors should focus on sector weights, earnings potential, and financial health.

Russell is weighted away from tech and towards healthcare and cyclicals like financials and reits. Healthcare should help during a health crisis, but the cyclicals and underweight tech will hurt.

Earnings quality is generally less than with the large caps, roughly 40% of Russell 2000 currently has negative earnings— that trend began in the aftermath of the financial crisis, when very low interest rates provided support for otherwise unprofitable businesses. Consensus estimates for 2020 small cap earning a growth are far worse and revisions have been much more severe, and expected to contract much more severly. Small caps now valued richly Relative to history and large caps. (Because the E in p/e has contracted much more severely)

Net debt to ebitda roughly 3 times the size of that of large cap peers, highly leveraged at a time when companies will be looking to add to their debt burdens.

BASICALLY: we think this is still a time for investors to be cautious and not seek out extra risk. Seems like prudent advice to me.

>>18772016
People who say shit like this generally lose at stocks. That’s just my anecdotal observation.
>>18772060
Probably took financial advice from a man with a foreskin or a woman.
>>18772223
Contrarian faggotry works when you’re contradicting the ignorant masses, it’s not generally the best strategy against advice like “be cautious” from an asset manager.

Sure sure experts are wrong just as often as idiots so you shouldn’t let them think for you. But sometimes it’s wise to let them inform your thinking. They have good information even if you disagree with their conclusion.

Should I go all in on TVIX tomorrow?

>>18772223
Experts are always lying. Their goal is to make money, not share "secret tips" with the plebs.

Wtf was that 1min candle on the futures.

>>18772333
Trips confirm. For a *fee* you'll get the <50% correct guesses.

>>18772363

New friend here. Can someone explain stop limit vs just using a limit sell?

For example CNQ is at 24.16 and if I wanted to keep it safe with say a 5% loss max, how would I set the stop limit?

5% of 24.16 is 22.95 so I set the stop at that price then set my limit sell price?

>>18772420
a limit sell sells your shares using the limit price as a minimum. A stop loss sells at anything below the limit you put with the limit price as a maximum.

ie.
>buy XYZ @ $10, want to well at $11
>put my limit sell in @ $11, but it hits 11.30

stop loss
>buy XYZ @ $10, want to stop losses at $8
>the limit sell will only sell @ $8 or lower. It sells at $7.98

>>18772420
limit sell: sell at specific price
stop limit: if the stock drops to this price, sell at this price

if you want at most a 5% loss you'll need your stop to trigger above 22.95 and to set your limit at 22.95

>>18772420
I set a stop at 23.10, so should my limit sell be also 23.10? What reason would i have to setting it higher then the stop?

>>18772270
Notes taken. Thank you.

Lol at Shell earnings, absolutely brutal and divvies cut
Also, chair of BoD is called Chad Holliday lul - Bullish day confirmed

>>18772469
>>18772458
That helps, thanks guys. Scared to lose yesterdays big gains

S&P downgraded Boeing to BBB-.

>>18772372
>>18772333
It’s a free podcast. It’s information and likely serves to attract people to want to invest with JPM. They have information that they don’t make publicly available, so this is a taste of what they have to offer.

It’s not very bold advice and seems logical to me. So when it proves right I’ll likely think, “gosh those guys at JPM are smart and I should sign up to hear more of their hot takes”

It’s good to be cynical but you shouldn’t always assume people are playing a short game to fuck you over. Sometimes they’re playing a long game to win your business.

>>18772474
if it triggers at 23.10 but you set your limit at 23.10, the situation can happen where it drops below 23.10 and does not ever sell if it continues to drop, since you're saying to only sell it for 23.10. You set your stop higher to increase your chances of selling for your limit when things do not go in your favor.

>>18772490
Bullish Bullish Bullish -?

>>18772498
I guess being Canadian is just shit? I tried setting my limit like 20 cents lower then my stop but apparently I can't do that on the TSX?

>>18772488
just remember that stocks don't always go up or down in perfect -+ .01 increments. They can jump up and down in large intervals based on the bid/ask spread. So limits can help with it.

>>18771893
The longer this goes, the more surreal it feels

>>18772532

>>18772554
you've set your limit higher than the stop. it's the other way around. the stop is the trigger price, the limit is want you want to sell it for.

Anyone buying Calls on QQQ tomorrow?
They have TESLA / Microsoft / Facebook and Amazon holdings.
Should be good...

>the DAX gaped up at open and is now in the red

>>18772591
I set my paper trading account up with amazon calls worth 90k. I wanna feel what an actually rich person feels like.

>>18772616
>feels what a rich person going broke feels like instead

>>18772616
Nikkei is up 2.60% at the moment.
>>18772616
What did you set it at?

>>18772650
Exactly

>>18772669
the nikkei just finished trading but their futures are down 1.54% or am I just misreading

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>>18772669
2450

I just checked out CLX and it's the only stock I've seen that didn't shit itself a few months back lol makes sense.

>>18771996

>I can't seem to stop

No, you don't want to stop. You can stop any time. You have that power. You just don't want to really, so you make up excuses.

German market (DAX) open in 32 minutes.

>>18772695
Nikkei just closed their markets and it ended
+ 2.14%

Anyone have an unironic bear case for the market right now?

>>18772758
Opening in 29 minutes now.

>>18772795
None, we are hitting FOMO overdrive levels now

Any anons taken a look at BCRX? Made some noise regarding oral treatment of Covid. Very interested.

>>18772817
Bro quit messing around with stocks that you don't understand and post pictures of your feet

>>18772113

Hahaha you can only print so much as a government before your people come for you

Tanker Chads, hope you bought those that actually pay a dividend and reward their shareholders!

>>18772817
https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT03891420
Study completion date is May 31st. Do with this info what you will.

>>18771810

>>18772270
They're making toilet paper, aren't they?

>>18772119
For the big boy usa stocks:
Microsoft
Intel
Cisco
Raytheon
Visa (not yet)
Citigroup (not yet)

For my gambling satisfaction, i hold around 500$ of greek stocks that i got for dirt cheap (sub 10$ and sometimes 1$). Unironically, most of them made me 40% profit before coronachan + a 10$ stock paid 1$ divi PER STOCK

>>18772119
just buy SPYG

Just bought puts on DAX, will do the same with CAC later.
Not sure what I’m doing

>>18771664
Buying some OTM MRO Calls are tempting but something about this is rubbing my intuition the wrong way
It seems we're in a "buy faggot buy" phase but does anyone think the pump is going to be as big tomorrow as it was today?
Might play it safe and buy some more ITM Calls instead.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?

GAMERS STOP RISING UP!!

Bitcoin mooning so fucking hard right now is unironically bearish lads. Might not hold over the weekend.

any chance of an OPEC+ meeting soon? hope for oil to dip again

>>18773156
not enough shale bankruptcies

Why are bond yields still so low? What is keeping them down?

>>18773140
>giving a shit about buttcoins when tether printer exists
Although it's kind of funny, the same thing is happening with stocks right now.

>>18773140
Here is someone that is smart

idk what to do right now, haven't slept the whole night t. eurofag.

sold my bags yesterday and missed huge gains, drove me insane this night. but w/e lesson learned i guess.

now i don't want to buy the top but this crazy market has no low nor tops idk what to do anymore /smg/

>>18773205
its alright. you still have cash. FOMO sucks

>>18773140
Nowadays Bitcoin is pretty much controlled by algos from the traditional market though, which is why you can see a heavy correlation in price. Obviously Bitcoin can turn more bullish than indices which will make it more stable when the market drops (and vice versa) but overall you can clearly see the selling or buying pressure change rapidly if the indices starts doing major moves. But Bitcoin is far from being some sort of indicator and if you trade based on that then.. expect to get fucked in the ass

>>18773194
Bitcoin has been following the market incredibly closely. Infact these last three months have totally discredited crypto in my eyes and I basically see it as completely tethered to the market now. Overnight trades on BTC are better indicators of how the market will open than futures. The fact that it's mooning like fucking crazy (and it's going to stop soon) tells me that this bull run is nearing exhaustion.

>>18773271
I noticed this too, the only advantage ot has is 24h trading.
>BTC over 9k again
This shit can fuck off

>>18773271
How the fuck is bitcoin a better indicator than futures? Futures is literally THE indices

>>18773271
>bull run is nearing exhaustion.
bobo still grasping at straws, just accept it the new paradigm is real this time, god bless the Fed!

>>18773361
Because bitcoin is tracking the market and is traded 24/7 with high volume, it doesn't gap up like retarded per-markets do. Its actually LESS volatile than stocks dung open.

Why would tankers go down if they made record earnings in Q4 19 and the price of oil is now half of that?

>>18773205
If you're looking to get into American companies, I still feel like there will definitely be another dip after we go into a second quarantine. It won't be as bad because most people will be wearing masks, but this is DEFINITELY too early for our country to open back up.

>>18773397
Because Chinese start buying oil again?

>>18773403
>second quarantine
never gonna happen

>>18773415
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Chinese-Oil-Giant-CNOOC-Cuts-US-Shale-Canada-Oil-Sands-Output.html

According to CNOOC’s Xie, oil will trade in the $30-$40 per barrel range for most of this year.

$40 is still 33% below the 2019's price

>>18773416
Its guaranteed. This shit is one of the most contagious diseases ever.

>>18773271
This. I observed this too. Nasdaq and bitcoin were acting very similar

>>18773403
You seriously need to stfu ... this covid shit is a big nothing and you spreading lies is going to cause another crash ... but you know what there won’t be another crash it was all priced from the beginning so go fuck yourself

>>18773393
Disgusting kike glowie

>>18773426
$40 makes MRO really attractive desu

>>18773430
its just the flu
we;ll learn to live with it

>>18773445
Ficking schizo

>>18773445
Your IQ sounds painfully low

>>18773445
YEAH THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER DESTROYS OUR ECOMOMY

Some of you are alright

I miss you come back to smg. These new posters are terrible.

>>18773445
>covid was a big nothing

you are honestly retarded if you are still going around saying this. 228K people have been killed by this and the world is in fucking ruins economically. How people can still be saying this retarded shit is beyond me

>>18773461
When you shut down most businesses putting people out of work it’ll crash any economy

gamestop is at $6/sh....

>>18771664
based tissue box poster

>>18773472
hahaahhahahaa, no it doesn't fag we are back at ATH by latest next week.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-30/shell-cuts-dividend-as-pandemic-hammers-energy-prices-demand

OH NO

I don't understand this market.

>>18773449
the flu has fucking vaccines and the percentage of people that get killed by Covid is exponentially higher than people who catch the flu

you are retarded

>>18773498
oh golly, what's a tanker chad to do?

>>18773498
Cant wait to get moar for 15
Chad Holliday ma man!

>>18773473
200k is a drop in the bucket and you can’t see how hospitals labeling. Deaths covid gets them
Funding 5 million people can die and IT WOULD BE NOTHING covid is saving more people than killing with all the people being home. Deaths are down overall kill rate is like 0.20%

>oil cuts dividends in a way not seen since japan tried to steal all our oil
>oil stonks go up
that's literally not how markets work what is this

>>18773205
Buy cheap global index fund. Don't sell. Sleep well.

Oh god treasuries got me all freaked out. Might be time to hop off this elevator bullbros

>>18773524
People are claiming the market only tracks what people will think what happens in the future
People think now that states are reopening that stocks will go up, therefore they do.
In reality it's pumping from the government with a big old serving of "buy faggot buy" from the populace on the side.

>>18773520
don't be a faggot and act like the 28k you neglected to add isn't also a big deal.

>dur 280k is nothing in the grand scheme of things hurrr

Just because we have a fuckton more people on earth in comparison does not mean 280k deaths is not an outrageous number to die this quickly from a single disease in this amount of time, especially with how bad it would have actually been had we not quarantined

You are so fucking stupid it hurts.

>>18773395
Yes because of algos, but you're gonna see Bitcoin do its own thing very soon again which is not even a correlation to the market because Bitcoin is its own market. There's a CORRELATION, it's not tracking.. futures however is actually tracking because they are the market (indices). Just use this past weekend as an example, Bitcoin did its thing over the weekend, market opened on Monday pumping while Bitcoin was pretty stagnant in comparison

Really, what are the odds McDonald’s disappoints? Seems like expectations are high. Fingers crossed for cheapies but I have my doubts.

any chance XOM will do a Shell with their dividends? Crazy times

Hehe, DAX wanted to be rational and go negative today. US futures did the same, but mission cancelled. moon mission starting now and at least 2-3% green day again.

Loving this market.

>>18773568
It’s funny because I think you’re so dumb it’ hurts .. I literally said 5 million people can die. It would mean nothing
Life goes on

hooooly fuck check out RDSA and AEX is shtting the bed aswell

>>18773426
Yes, and it’ll probably pike at 60$ before it

>>18773568
>had we not quarantined
Dont worry, when we open up again and refuse to quarantine the second wave and reinfections we will see the real impact. Worst case scenario its a worse flu you can catch every other month. Thanks China! :)

LOOK AT CCL RCL +40% PRE MARKET

>>18773579
McDonalds is literally the safest stock you could ever get into unless the vaccine is never fucking found and/or the entire fat fuck population is killed off by Covid

>>18773618
>5 million people can die. It would mean nothing

except the total collapse of the economy but okay whatever you say Darth Shadow the Hedgehog

>>18773643
AND YIKES ITS GONE IN A SECOND HAHAHAHAHA

Energy Transfer is going to make me fucking rich

Why not just load up on SPY calls? You basically can't lose. Serious question

>>18773682
because every single thing that happens is wrong

>>18773403
Bro all of the 89 year old New Yorkers who were going to die from the little cough already died
There is no second wave
We're going to open back up today

>>18773651
5 million is only 2x the National avg of deaths per year and it would mostly affect the already sick so the next year would have less death my comment stands even if 5 million is a high nothing comment

>>18771893
this means its gonna pump to 30000 you retard

>>18773618

i dunno man, they STILL make a pretty big deal about the 6 million dead from the holocaust

another day, another pump. see you guys in a few hours, looks like SPY 300 today.

A bear with a mask holding a gun

>>18773797
I don’t get you guys ... you’re on 4chan but don’t atleast lurk on /pol/.... 6 million jude never died in the holohoax more Europeans were killed in camps than Jews

DHT Chads?

You guys order your Nasdaq 10,000 party hats yet??

I told everyone on here to buy INO when it was under 7.50....its still a bargain at 13

MRO time famlay

>>18773191
Yeah what's the deal with bonds holy shit, is the central bank buying them so banks don't hike interest rates on the zombies? That's my guess

>>18773824
The cope before the storm

>>18773854
10.000? I am looking into the future and have ordered one for 20k 30k 40k and 50k. Probably EoY we will see that milestones already.

>>18771664
Today will be red
Rot wie die Liebe
Rot wie ein Rubin

>>18773824
Yep. I dunno what futures are doing slight red. After hours earnings yesterday were good, Amazon should be good, Apple we'll see but they're up in premarket here. Microsoft also up in premarket. Oil being bouncy so that'll be some green from the industrial side.

heads up. amazon just released their second wave invites for the MMO New World. Likely going to be mention in the earnings. game changer if they make another WoW killer

>>18773907
Rot ist aber der tot.

Thursday was green 6 weeks in a row. Today wont be an exception.

OHNONONONONONONONO

Redpill me on m1finance. Is this a good brokerage? I'm mostly interested in their pies and rebalancing features

Bros should I cut my losses on tankers? Where to put the remaining cash?

>>18773935
They will go back up

>>18773935
Not if you hold TNP and DHT

redpill me on lithium ion stocks. i put 5k into LTHM, SQM, ALB, and GLNCY on a whim about a month ago and I don't know shit about them.

im expecting at least one of these to moon in a few years.

>>18773960
good math!

>>18773993
>in a few years
anons don't live that long.

>>18773935
I wouldn't. Which are you in? NAT has a dividend and it's earnings are coming up in May.

If nothing else you should break even.

i know its early but damn things are going down

>>18774021
which garbage do you hold? puts?

>>18773993
There are anons with attention spans longer than 2 hours? I thought this board was just gambling niggers fucking around with shorts and options. Good luck fellow long-term investor chad.

>>18773960
>well if we just ignore
Kill yourself immediately.

What happened?

>>18773960
beito desu ne

>>18774039
AMC is the best part.

So after losing 100%, I've deposited $600 into my account.

I just need 16 successful trades with 30% return on each trade to get back to where I've started.

Bullish!

>>18774075
degenerate

>>18774081
More like greedy and ungrateful fuck

>>18772884
Stng will likely raise divvies. I might double down on them today.

>>18774097
>>18772884

agreed, STNG will either buyback or hike divvies.

$7 when?

The organic algo rebound again on the Sp500

RED? Not here my frens.

how do i stop losing money on options?

>>18774129
Soon bro..

TSN gonna pump for the next couple of days

Tough day for RDSB bros

But looks like a decent buying opportunity

>>18774129
Who the fuck would even buy this shit stock? The price has been declining since 2000.

Simps one and all

>>18774118
>>18774118
>buyback

>>18774135
Imagine actually having a J recovery, I will lose my mind but only buy far out calls

You keep making charts but you ignore the simple reality: we've never had an event like this is the history of the stock market.
All of your charts are useless. No one fucking knows what's going to happen.
Sit back, relax and watch the fireworks. Trying to predict this shit is going to bankrupt you.

>>18774167

Why wouldn't you buyback at this point? The fed is going to give away money until unemployment is at 0%, with no interest. May as well just constantly borrow money and buy back your own shares, sell those, then take another loan with the cash raised and buy back again. Repeat.

i'm down $80k this year

>>18771819
March was the bottom and only so because of panic. With fed intervention, unemployment extensions, stimulus, and states reopening, its about to return to normal levels.

Last chance to jump on the profit train.

>>18774136
Play both sides is usually how I do it. That way I make money regardless of which way the market moves.

>>18774180
This is the easiest prediction in stock history. it will come back to ATH soon.

>futures being flat strikes me as weirder than if they were up or down over a percent
The last two months have permanently altered all of our brain chemistry, I guarantee it

>>18774206
it also means you lose money regardless of where the market moves

>>18773993
I bought some ALB because some whore told me to

>>18774180
With indices yes, but with single uncorrelated equities no. Accumulation pattterns still exist, just have to keep an eye on indices to know when a intraday reversal may be coming.

>>18774198
Out of?

very strong support for Boeing, maybe emotional.

get it below $150 while you still can.

>>18774230
$100k left
and yes i am going to gamble the rest of it away.

>>18774212
shutup retard

>>18772320
im still bagholding my tvix losses and contemplating buying more

>>18774180
A better questions - which corps will fail? We know that not all will make out of this, just look at HTZ, CHK, etc., those are the big shorts for now.

>>18774095
sorry. I am the same... I know my time is coming

>>18774238
Oh so you're still good, I'm down only 19K but that was 100% of my investment account

How are you planning on gambling it?

>>18774239
love u too

>>18774247
>>18774095
just try to be hopeful and leave it on 1d like this

>>18774075
I put $100 in mine. I only need 14 trades at 100% to hit my first mil!

V shaped recovery to ath soon, get in now cuz once it starts dropping again itll be slow and steady so youll have plenty of time to sell, no point not playing both sides

>>18773570
This man is correct. I would follow futures over btc for signs

>>18771664
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??????????????

>>18774212
tell me more retard

>>18774336
NOW IT’S 3.09

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO OPEN AT $5

BTC is completely manipulated by market makers trying to liquidate leveraged traders. There's no point even trying to think about it

>>18771819
>All of this bear capitulation
lmao, most of /biz/ still believes millions of Americans are going to die from covid-19

>>18774217
i needed something to hedge against my oil portfolio and i figured (((renewable))) energy was the best choice. it's risky I think, because a lot of their success is dependent on cobalt from the congo. but wherever there is slavery in the supply chain must be big gains.

Just a flu, recession cancelled, this bubble's got another year or two of life in it

>>18773924
>implying

>>18772119
Buying/selling frequently is a peasants game because you make small gains at cost of commissions, fees and taxes and lose your place in the market. Even if it tanks it will eventually recover.

The long game is superior to defeat inflation and collect high yield dividends. That should be your goal.

>>18774405
Supremely based

>>18774336
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
I DIDNT BUY
I DIDNT TRUST /BIZ/

Should I buy more amazon before earnings?

I FELL FOR THE TANKER MEME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18774422
it was correct of you but still, get fucked

>>18773797
>muh six gorillion
Never gonna make it.

>>18774233
This guy fucks

>>18774490
I'm so glad I panic sold out of that shit about 5 minutes after I bought the other day.

>>18774233
i feel the same. boeing is a guaranteed bailout if things get really bad, and a guaranteed moon when china starts chimping out.

>GE still rising pre-market
These degenerates are betting on a bailout. There is no other reason to buy this garbage.

>>18774585
This. GE is 100% dogshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqF3WUST-fk

>>18773842

it was a joke lol, I was being facetious

You guys are missing the real investment. The power of friendship

>>18774628
I sold my calls on that long ago

>>18773880

Na they only buy from the treasury through dealers afaik, not on the open secondary market

>>18774628

>>18774628

>>18774233
Emotional support. I like that. Tesla runs entirely on it.

>>18773960

that can't be right, amazon isn't half the index

>>18774233
I'll stick with LMT and RTX. BA is bleeding out of it's ass from corona and boomer mismanagement.

>>18774422
I had my mouse literally on the buy button for 1,000 shares 1 min before market close yesterday, and I decided not to, because you fuckers gave me bad advice buying tankers. God damnit.

>>18774723
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/28/sp-500-dominated-by-apple-microsoft-alphabet-amazon-facebook.html

Not sure if his pic is right but with 17.5% of the index dominated by 5 tech companies it's going to crater if any one of these companies starts falling. It will cascade and tank the entire market.

>>18774628
it neber work

>>18773850
Im doing everything I can...

>>18772024
I make money, I'm up 50% since beginning a month and a half ago. But I will only cuddle if you're a cute stockgirl

What the fuck are these spikes in futures. They really don't want it red tonight, do they.

>>18773850
Right here.

>>18774833
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/windowdressing.asp

>>18773498
Should I sell RDS.B now while I'm still ahead?

>>18773623
I knew it, happy I got out.
If now the tanker stocks will just rise I am happy.

>>18774822
>Not being a stockchad
Virgin caller loses again

>>18774853
This is why mutual funds are a fucking scam most of the time.
>make losses on a shit investment for the entire quarter
>sell it for a better stock at the last second
>pretend you were holding the good stock the entire quarter and not the shit one

Is anyone honestly surprised that people buy more index funds now instead when
mutual fund managers pull this bullshit?

Cant believe oil is doing the same thing as last week, and me the retard i am fell for it AGAIN

>>18774832
Bro that's gay

Remember to donate 10% of your gains to FED printer purchase fund.

Don't let the Jerome run out of printers and paper.

>>18773874
Will it go up today? Then I will buy more at open. Fuck it, I like the company and the article with the quote of the CEO was chadtier.

>>18774628
Lean hog futures and going long on FREN is all I need

>>18774868
i'm buying

>massive correction in Europe
I hope this ends soon and we finish at $3000 on SP500 today

>made like $100 just holding JCP overnight
I'm going to sell on open and some retard is going to literally get stuck with bankruptcy bags lol

call option on gush
thoughts?

>>18774336
Is it to late to get in?

>>18774782
Nothing will make the fall, though. This is a new paradigm.

>>18774921
what now? euro50 is barely red and dax is green

wouldnt surprised me that dax would be red though, unemployment numbers were 5x the predicted

>>18773672
You and me both

>>18774975
Excuse him. Bulls are getting shizo too now.

WHY DOES MY ETH KEEP DROPPING

>>18774975
Wouldn't 5× unemployment be very bullish?

>>18774961
People were saying that yesterday and then we went up 30% overnight.

Honestly nobody knows.

Anything left to buy? For the long term? Shill me

>>18775060
NAIL

>>18775060
JCPenney

holding 25 contracts of INTC with expiration 15th of may, strike 67, pls tell me im gonna make it

>>18775060
You bought the dip yesterday right?

>>18774893
>the article with the quote of the CEO was chadtier.
Explain

>>18775043

>>18775074
redpill me on JCP, why is it that low?

>>18774975
GDP contracts more than estimated too, but nobody cares. enough bear talk now.

>>18775060
Basically anything. AMZN and TSLA are looking stronk

>>18775101
its bankrupt

>>18775089
As long as you have these futures pumps, you'll be right as rain. They're working overtime for you tonight, right now even. Once those consistently go red, you might want to worry.

>>18775114
>bought it yesterday
Wait. How was that a good idea to buy?

>>18771996
Do cocaine instead it's way cooler.

>>18774039
Oh well haven't you heard anon? It was Wednesday.

>>18775133
it wasn't, you're holding someones bags now

Recommended 0 fee broker for in the Netherlands?

>>18775142
Cool

>>18775133
People are trying to pump and dump it.

Anyone with the BALLS to buy TSLA puts today

>>18775094
ohh yes, bought 5k worth of them at a price of 93€
now i just have to play the waiting game...

>>18775166
Maybe if it his 1000

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ETH BROS HELP ME AAAAAAAAAA THE RED THE RED IT'S SO FUCKING RED

so how will things react to unemployment

bullish?

>>18775225
Generally there isn't any reaction.

>>18775213
Just don't look at the price.

NEW
>>18775259
>>18775259
>>18775259
NEW

>>18775213
>of bAdN
Sorry anon, but your fate was already sealed.

>>18775225
Of the past month+ of data, we saw a consistent drop off in the daily gain for new unemployment numbers. We've now averaged around a +0.50% daily gain the last two weeks, so that.

>>18775225
We've never seen red on a report indicating more than 3M job losses so as long as we lose more than 3 million jobs we'll be green.

>>18771848
>if I don't know why it goes up or down it can't possibly be rational
The market is the average of all optimists, pessimists and everybody in betweeen.

>>18773682
because the second you do that the shorts start and you lose everything

>>18775095
He said something in the line of "fuck commies, this is America and we have a free market. No handouts!"

>>18775298
That'd only make sense if optimists and pessimists and everyone in between controlled the same amount of capital each

>>18775144
Nigga, they don't exist, you always pay for something. Just get degiro.

>>18775417
I like the approach Oaktree had - capitalism without bankruptcy is like Catholicism without Hell, the market needs a healthy fear of loss to operate correctly.

>>18772111
damn, no one checked these trips huh

>>18775423
There are still a lot of rich fags and poorfags. I'd say that averages out more or less. One could assume that richfags are more rational or else they wouldn't be richfags. That should make the market a bit more rational than a median would suggest.

I got 500$ what do I yolo today for 100x?