/biz/ - Business & Finance

>tesla calls
im gonna fuckin coom

>>18762796
Actually yes.

about to go all in on amazon. its going to moon for their earnings if FB/msft, and tsla did right

>HE SHORTED TESLA

Boeing (BA) cut to junk rating

>>18762900

Rope cunnyposters

WHY ARE CRUISE AND AIRLINE STOCKS JUST GOING UP
THEY ARE BURNING MONEY

EVERYBODY IS MOONING BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

put 3000 in fro and another one I cant remember right now yesterday, how fucked am i? plan on holding to june

>>18762945
be careful. You'll summon the based schizo poster and he'll screenshot your post and call you fat

>>18762941
*revise, they are one notch above junk
(lol)

>>18762939
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!

>>18762948
>THEY ARE BURNING MONEY
They get paid to fly to get rid of the oil.

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

Any bears left alive today or have you all given up?

>>18762948
The meme JBLU bags I have are actually mooning harder than my bank stocks.
Is making money the actual sell signal?

Jack in the box has this 4.99 deal for a double bacon/ onion ring burger combo. Fries/ a coke / and a double burger with extra add-on toppings for $4.99 in 2020 is unheard of. What a swell guy Jack is.

Tankers the only ones making record profits and they tank. Well I'm still in profits cause I bought a month ago so OP can suck a dick. The glut is still on and you oil faggots are going to neck

>>18762945
Post your portfolio you fat newfag larper

are credit puts free money now?

>>18762900
TSLA IS GOING TO $900 DESPITE INTERNATIONAL FACTORY CLOSURES AND NO HOPE OF SALES FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS CLOWN MARKET BULLSHIT TO ME? THEY ARE LITERALLY HIGHER THAN PRE CORONAVIRUS

>>18762977
264 SQQQoldier here

>>18762977
I have capitulated. I'm Jerome's house boy now.

>>18762953
Same boat as you. Hodl and buy some more at the bottom. We'll see what the coming week brings with the earnings report.

who else is longing RTX? wheres the RTX MaFiA at?

>>18763003
The very second Tesla starts making net revenue, everyone will realize they put their money in a car company this whole time.
The longer Tesla doesn't make money, the better.

Who are we buying for tomorrow's earnings

>>18762997
Fuck off you god damn discord trannies. The fact that you collect and distribute illicit/ sexual pictures of 2d children on the internet should constitute your death sentence by a firing squad

>>18763003

because its the future brooooo!!!! le epic weedman yoooo!!!!

what the actual fuck is cunny

>>18763035
kys newfag

>>18762975
>They get paid to fly to get rid of the oil.
Yeah I think it's about time I start looking at opening some airline positions now.

>>18763035
Based

>>18763028
They actually made 1.14 EPS.

>>18762945
I said post your portfolio fatty. Or are you gonna post the naked guy again and say that it is you

>>18763045
Reddit shit just ignore it

Going to sell all my CVE and purchase a LOT of $7 MRO Calls tomorrow
Today was a good day

Oil

>>18762986
Damn I wish my town had a Jack in the Box. We have 2 McDonalds, BK, DQ, What-a-burger, 2 Sonics, and a lot of other fast food chains but the closest Jack in the Box is a 30 minute drive away.

>>18763045
Cute and funny.

WHERES THE ANON WHO BRAGGED ABOUT GOING ALL IN ON SPXS AT 12.80 I WARNED YOU BRO HAHAHA SMUG RETARD DIDNT LISTEN

>>18763045
2D sexual images of children. Discord trannies have invaded /smg/ over the last couple of days and post it it many of the threads. Once you start to call them out on those specific threads, they then make new threads to squash the necessary ass whooping that these degenerates gets by the anons here who have a soul

>>18763063
based on pre coronavirus numbers. they werent making money the last 2 months

>>18762900
Again, fuck everyone who made fun of me for buying American Airlines at $10. Best play I've made this entire year

>>18762985
It's so fucking annoying I went in small on them because you know, they're getting fucked hard now and it might take a while for them to be profitable again but my retard friend that went all in on them because "haha im gonna triple my money in 3 months" is making mad cash. FUCK

Is anything out there still on sale?

>>18763063

still its a trash tier PE ratio

>CCL mooning after hours
for what purpose?

>>18762948
Opening states = more travel. Should have taken the Royal Caribbean pill.

>/biz/ is against cunny
wtf I thought this board is based

>>18763029
SIX. By all rights they should be bankrupt by the end of the year so of course they'll moon after posting a huge loss tomorrow.

>>18763045
Post your body, fatty

>>18763029
Maybe amazon since google had good data center news and basically its illegal for them not to pump.

>>18763029
United looks way too frothy, so going Amazon if I can afford premiums.

*TING* *TING*
*AHEM*

Gentleman, I have a very important announcement to make.
Please gather around.

GET IN HEREE >>>/pol/255587287

NAME ONE REASON WHY YOU ARENT DUMPING ALL YOUR MONEY ON SPY CREDIT PUTS RIGHT NOW

>>18763116
Isn't any stock nowadays not allowed to dump?

You can buy whatever you want.

>>18763100
Airlines are still quite cheap. Especially Air Canada. They have earnings this coming Monday and I will be seeing about weighing in on it sometime in the following days after that.

First mention of cunny on /biz/ was in 2014, 2015 for /b/ but 2020 for /tv/. Is this bullish, bearish or simply priced in, bros?

WHO CALLED ME A SHILL????

>>18763045
It's slang that pedophiles use for sexualized children. A bunch of weeaboo pedophiles have set up camp recently on /biz/

>>18763133
Because I’m putting all my money into buying naked calls

>>18763133
I’m not a retard and know we are in a deluded market. It could moon just as easily as it could crazht

>>18763045
just add it to your filter, has drastically improved my experience here

>Everything mooning as if we aren't entering a depression
>Going back to all time highs like literally nothing happened
>When 30 million people don't have a job
>When over 6% of mortgages are in forbearance
Stop. This can only be making things worse.

>>18763141
Yeah the anti hyperinflation memers might get ass fucked when it actually does happen this time

I...AM... FINANCIALLY FUUUURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>18762997
>>18763071
based schizo poster

>>18763159
How does one buy a covered call

>>18763122
listening

>>18762900
>my TNK is down 16%
BROS YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO LAMBOTOWN

I completely zoned out and forgot to check the market entirely all day. Haven't done that in a long time.

Got a month and a half to hopefully break even again before my 1 year anniversary of starting investing.

>>18763159
>naked calls on the greatest brrrr of our lifetime

are you fucking suicidal

MGM is making me so hard right now

>>18763176
eh, we're in a bubble based on hope. The way Zoom and Giliead or however it is spelled were bought up based on essentially nothing shows it.

We're in a mini-dotcom bubble. Regardless of earnings, the economic data suggests we're overvaued

>>18763045
see
>>18763148

>>18762997
nah, the fatty is the one posting lazy pepe variations and usually gets the most post volume in the thread. Probably uses VPNs since it looks like he's also the guy who made a billion thread splits.

Also constantly talks about trannies.

>>18763110
Shorts are fucking terrified and probably getting margin called, CCL claims that they're filling up with reservations as soon as restrictions are lifted. Also shady connections with Trump so they got some big bucks from the gubbermint.

>>18763191
We are far off from hyperinflation, to be exact...we are at deflation right now.

But who cares. As long as the FED is partnered with the stock market, we are gucchi

>>18763176
we're only this way because they shut everything off from the nothingburger virus that only kills boomers, once everything opens back up everything will go back to normal

Kek, over 30% of my total investment wad is in MRO. 60+% is in large cap. Just 1% is international. Remaining % is in other small/mid cap stocks.

fuck elon fuck elon fuck musk fuck elon fuck tsla, i regretted the day i touched this fcking meme stock

>>18763045
get out reddit

What's the most bullish ticker available to Americans? I've been trading TQQQ for awhile, but will likely switch over to FNGU and was wondering if there's something even nuttier out there

>>18763080
what i miss most about texas was jackinthebox
god those breakfast burritos were amazing

>>18763176
We are pricing in the profits from 2030 to 2060 right now. This crisis will end in 2022 or 2023. Virus and depression of 2019-2022 has almost no influence on the price of the stocks.

>>18763133
Because that's what I've been doing. It went well for me once, when we crashed, and it's been murder ever since.

>>18763197
Idk the terminology because I’m a retard all I know is I bought 50 spy 292 calls contracts today today at .98 and sold half at 1.83 and the rest at 2.65

>>18762923
But there is nothing about the effeciency of the drug.

>>18763225
Damn, you guys really do have schizophrenia. You're obsessed enough with whoever this is to search the archives for his posts.

Do you put them on your wall too? Based schizo poster

Did you listen? It's this easy and there is still time for us all to make it together

>>18763220
>mini
We are in a mega bubble that will be worse than 2008 and dot com COMBINED.

>>18763279
SEE? SEE? LOOK AT THE FILE NAME

THIS IS THE FATTY. I FOUND THE FATTY

>>18763220

tesla has a pe ratio of over 700. right before the dotcom bubble popped it had a 175 pe ratio. just let that sink in......... and the data for Q2 its going to be the fucked up one, when this mania bursts its going to be nuts, 1929 tier shit

>>18763279
it does only take like 15 seconds bro

>>18763266
I like their sourdough jacks and tacos. Perfect hangover food.

>>18763250
URTY for the next month

>>18763286
What do you think the catalyst will be? I honest to god thought oil was going to be it when it went negative.

Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.

I say Bvll, you say SVRGE.

Bvll...

Tesla has stock retard strength, shouldnt be fucked with in any direction

>>18763274
>tfw retard makes more gains in one day than you’ve ever made in your life
That hurts

>>18763220
This is a healthy, v shaped recovery. Buy now or miss out

>>18763286
Yes we are at the front edge of the bust.
S&P 4000 this summer, this will be the ATH for decades

so now that we know this is a check mark recovery, what are you going long on?

>>18763292
What is the issue with 700 P/E? We are at 0% interest. We are at 0% reserves. We are at infinite QE.

No where else to put your money into. Therefore valuations do not fucking matter anymore. Tesla can have 1500 P/E too, nobody cares.

>>18763198
The turnout is disappointing but I'll still continue with my announcement in some time.

>Microsoft: coronavirus had minimal net impact on total company revenue in Q3

>>18762900
>Get approved for options in early april when spy was at 251 and go in with 2k
>Have not seen a single green day
>Down to 80 dollars and bought a pair of 5/1 283p and 5/1 307c

>>18763250
TQQQ and SPXL

>>18763026
Check in around end of March.
Comfy RTX senpai.

>>18763290
>>18763295
why are you educating redditor bearfaggots on how to use 4chan . . . it's nice that it's so obvious

FUCK YO BUBBLES NIGGA

SPY 400 EOY

PUT THE CALLS IN THE PORTFOLIO WHITEBOI

>>18763204
My FRO too.

Now you just have to wait.

Where are my FRO bros at
how are we feeling

>>18763358
shiiet gimme yo gun bitch. This is a robbery

aight now gimme that ring too befo i shoot yo ass

>>18763357
this.

>>18763208
i put my last $1k for rent into naked spy 300 calls

>>18763354
What the fuck. You have no clue what you're doing

>>18763357
idk man i've seen "omg sauce plz" and shit for like 15 years now, at this point i will do anything to make it stop

>>18763339
sell puts on everything and do the wheel strategy meme

>>18763236
>once everything opens back up

>>18763292
i am ready

>>18763358
Honestly its only 20 bucks, might duck around and buy a naked call lol

Daily reminder that we all gonna make it

What will the earnings for Apple and Amazon look like tomorrow?
I'm nervous as fuck

Anyone with the balls to play this market despite knowing it's a house of cards has my admiration. I genuinely wish you well and hope you can cash out with your gains when the time comes; anyone who thinks this is the return to normal or the worst is over, you deserve to lose all your fucking money.

I'm holding cash until at least June like the faggot I am, but at least I won't lose it all when this feeding frenzy comes to an end.

where my tanker double down chads at?

>>18763292
You're fucking retarded, Tesla didn't even exist until years after the dot com bubble ended.

>>18763406
Do you just like throwing away money? Good luck finding another retard to buy these off you.

Guys I bought $20,000 in Tesla puts 5/08 yesterday.

I got kids and that was my savings. ;_;

Wtf do I do

>>18763416
Good and Great

>>18763393
Yeah well that is what happens when you short the pump, and then the days I actually bought a call the next day ends up negative.

>>18763250
FNGU is probably the best there is but it's risky even for a leveraged ETF. SOXL and TECL are great picks too

>>18763035
based

>>18763433
Buy knee pads

>>18763414
>press forward as nearly everything crumbles around you because the generations before you have decided to stop advancing
this is going to be a hell of a fucking job, and I hardly want to do it.

>Tankers green in after hours
We did it, tanker bros. We weathered the storm. It's all up from here.

>>18763225
>CCL claims that they're filling up with reservations as soon as restrictions are lifted
CCL rolled over cancelled reservations into new reservations that could only be redeemed within the year.

>>18763433
Put a stop loss on your option? I'd say 10%

>>18763404
yes why wouldnt it the just a flu meme wasnt actually a meme

>>18763433
Nice portfolio reddit fatty.

convince me not to just go all in on soxl and just ride this wave

>>18763433
Gambling on Tesla
you get what you deserve you retard

>>18763428
im going to cash in myself for half a million dollars

>>18763026
44 shares and dumping my next check in it as well.

>>18763441
So SPY should go up nicely as well
Hopefully.... we might see 300

>>18763421
bear cope

>>18763388
RIP

>>18763406
>>18763428
It could be worse.

>>18763456
you can thank me. i yolo'd today in my gambling account. My main account is getting trashed.

>>18763318
Listen to buffet, when the opportunity of a lifetime presents itself grab a bucket not a thimble

dancing is what you do
dancing is dreams come true
dancing is what you know
dancing is buy KO

>>18763221
>2020 for /tv/

I-I refuse to believe that.

Thank you to anon who mentioned ENBL.

>>18763489
hopefully

>>18763466
Dont have a reddit. Thx for your input, dick

>>18763455
Decouple you from nations, people and humanity
Only way I can bear this self destruction at least.

omg i bought sold risk reversals on TSLA

>companies that were struggling even to use the most jew of accounting tricks to "match" their stock valuations now can use the virus to account for any decline
Amazing, really. It might honestly be that the virus was bioengineered by Boeing. Not like they sell planes any more.

>>18763423
Right here, might buy more tomorrow

These retards think demand for oil is going to turn on overnight, storage costs are already astronomical and the supply is still outpacing demand

Friends, I've come to the conclusion that Cramer is good. Just don't trust his stock tips.

>>18763433
wait for it to dip back down to reality like $700/share end of week and sell for only a 30% loss instead of a 100% loss

>>18763433
Tesla stonks only go UP
believe in meme magic, and check these digits

>>18763510
I mistyped, it was actually 2010.

>>18763433
Make sure to take the kids out with you when you inevitably end it. Don’t let them live with the same of having memories of having a worthless dad

i HAVE SOME MONEY IN. but fuck i wish i had it all in jesus christ i have some tesla shares and I WISH I HAD MORE. WHEN DO THE PIGS GET SLAUGHTERED ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>18763421
>I'm holding cash until at least June like the faggot I am, but at least I won't lose it all when this feeding frenzy comes to an end.
good post.
im even more of a coward, holding cash until at least november. i believe we're due an incredibly ugly correction.
im hopeful that this will at least be a "short" recession. maybe only 1 or 2 years. we're definitely in a bubble, but we're not built on fraud like 2008. and corona is temporary. we wont have a v-shaped recovery, but in 2 years time, we might be (more or less) back to normal. the US will hopefully come out alright.
cant say the same for China. People's Republic of Enron may have poor luck ahead

>>18763525
Cramer is a faggot

>>18763500
KO is pure cancer on the Earth though

>>18763423

I doubled down on DHT. Got a good feeling about it. Not too worried about the dip, was an opportunity to get more cheapies and tankers are inherently volatile.

was it a smart idea to load up on 25k worth of tanker puts at close today? do you think tankers will drop another 15-30% tomorrow?

>>18763433
You're lying without a screencap

>>18763525
cramer is the guy you get a steak with and shout about stocks at the bar.
you don't buy his shit but his bants and company are a delight

>>18763490
i really thought we wouldve seen the crash by may, i dont know what is going through market maker heads right now but its gotta come tumbling down eventually

>>18763526
God, I hope this happens

Glimmer of hope

>>18763148
>my shit leaf alma mater is famous on 4chan for preferring cunny
based
also its way earlier than 2020 on /tv/ I think your search is broken or missing stuff that the jannies removed

>>18763457
I heard they gave the option of refunds, but if you take the credit you get a credit for 150% of the value

>>18763421
all cash is playing too scared, i moved from 1/3 to 1/6 cash early today and when it sells off, well i try to buy the bottom again

>>18763457
hahahahahaha
nice move, very smart and shady if true, I won't be surprised if they lose some loyal customers to RCL or Norwegian, but it will be good for their bottom line and share price in the short term.

>>18763500
checked... I did buy a few KO's and even some AMD today because I'm just tooooo heavily in cash and fuck me I'm missing the recovery gains.

>>18763488
You strike me as one of the latter I described.

>>18763547
fuck the earth.
it's all about the stars.

i am unironically financially ruined. i held onto puts and tomorrow i will lose my good goy pass and no longer be able to participate.

>>18763204
I said 'buy calls' not 'buy stocks' retard.

>>18763433
Honestly? Please post position. I don't have an answer but God bless you anon.

>tfw sold my TSLA for $750 last week

>>18763309
Have only ever shorted the Russell, but will def look at this for short term plays, thanks.

>>18763447
Aight, kinda figured. I have been using SOXL as well, but generally only hold for a couple weeks at a time. I'm fairly comfortable with going TQQQ for months at a time.

>>18763528
I don't know what I was thinking.

>>18763447
>FNGU
god i'm going to be so tempted to sell tomorrow. Guess I'll wait for amazon earnings though.

>>18763176
What's mooning except for Amazon?

>>18763566
I can't convince myself that it won't pop.

>>18763561
Depends on whether people decide that the oil that they're still sitting on and making bank on matters

>>18763568
next time buy expiration dates farther out, your option was cheaper but now you understand why, its a lot riskier

>>18763433
raise your children sexually and sell their bodies

>>18763561
Oil is, by far, the most manipulated part of the entire market right now. And that is saying quite a lot actually.
>>18763547
That would be Nestle

>>18763150
based ET chad, made a bunch of money off it too

>>18763566
Checked. Same, I lost a fair bit of my gains on the way down shorting the bottom but I'm still up overall. I'm still like 50% cash and have my stop losses tight in case the MMs get bored and decide to rug pull.

>>18763612
why would a person right this?

>>18763463
Was the spanish flu also a nothingburger? Without looking it up, tell me what was the CFR for the spanish flu again?

>>18763399
I'd love to, but anything I want to own long term is expensive. Microsoft for example, to sell some 5/1 puts is 15+K collateral. Doesn't work for the poor fag.

>>18763589
what makes you sucha strong believer in chainlink? at this point with stocks denying reality im about ready to dive into crypto because its the same random shit and at least you can buy and sell 24/7 without daytrade limits

>>18763637
>10 posts by this ID
It is WRITE reddit fatty. This is going in the screencap

>>18763421
why do you feel the need to publicly cope

>>18762900
GILEAD

>>18763604
>Facebook
>Microsoft
>Tesla
>Bunch of other stupid shit
Probably SPY 300 tomorrow. Fucking stupid bullshit.

>>18763561
Anon, ik you're memeing us. Theres no way you dumped 20k into PUTS. For you're sake I hope you can recoup your investment. But when Q1 earnings comes out and we see all the tanker Chad's with like +200% earnings, you'll be forced to commit seppuku.

>>18763604
Literally everything today. My only red stock was HTZ and even it’s coming back AH even after possible bankruptcy

>>18763421
Are you gonna keep posting this for the next 10 years or what? We have limited space on this board and we want to reserve it for only the highest of quality posts

WHERE MY /JETS/BROS AT

>>18763588
Thx... God bless.

>>18763561
It's possible but I wouldn't say it's likely. 25k worth of tanker puts is a lot of puts, too. Pure gambling.

>>18763604
>What's mooning except for Amazon?
Airlines
Cruiselines
Hotels

Everything closed is mooning.
Also, cheap oil means you buy elctric cars so TSLA.

Nothing makes sense, I know...

Tomorrow is going to be totally incredible

>>18763671
i bought 2 shares to test the meme

>>18763713
I'm in pain.

>>18763691
Most stocks got a couple points increased but I wouldn't say mooning.

>>18763563
I think he's been right about the market pretty much all year though... Just don't pay too much attention when he blows smoke up a CEO's ass or tells a caller that they have horse sense.

He seems to understand the market as a whole very well, and his only mistake was mistrusting this rally from the beginning like Dwyer and El-Erian. But he changed his tune last night, and as much as I hope he's wrong, I think he might be right.

We crashed. We crashed and reached peak pessimism, then the fed came in and said we'll stop at nothing to prevent a financial crisis. We are certainly NOT at peak optimism.

>>18763705
American Airlines posts tomorrow, be careful bro

>>18763713

bro I don't even know anymore

>>18763611
>next time

I don't know if there will be.

>>18762948
Money is worthless now, it's printed into infinity. Stonks must go up to finance the boomers retirement, so print money & pay empty planes to fly around. Makes perfect sense.

>>18763713
It sounds like some little birdie has been telling insiders that the country is reopening soon enough that none of the pumped companies could possibly go bankrupt.

>>18763676
Not for long I think.

>>18763545
I agree with most of what you've said - it's a moving target for me, starting with June but could end up shifting closer to November, depends just how quickly things get ugly. I'd go further and say that the market was already due a correction, Covid just shone a light on it. Good luck anon.

>>18763580
You're probably right, but i've been reasonably successful despite being very risk-averse by nature. You're limiting your exposure though, good to hear. Best of luck.

>>18763665
You're a colossal faggot and I don't like you very much.

SOXL casually jumps to $151.45 AH. I'm sorry SOXL anon, I should have listened to you at $90.

>>18763589

>>18763731
>then the fed came in and said we'll stop at nothing to prevent a financial crisis. We are certainly NOT at peak optimism.
The numbers today and tomorrow will disagree.
The algos and ETFs are buying everything

CRAB PEOPLE

CRAB PEOPLE

what's the chance of futures breaking $3000 today?

anyone else bagholding this piece of shit now?

>>18763784
kek who knows. i give it a 20% shot. doubtful.

>>18763713
I doubt it's sustainable.

>>18763713
this. literally wtf. this story is on robinhood right now and sums up the market perfectly

So when do I fully pull out? Don't want to get left a bagholder should the crash actually come considering how unstable stocks are.

>>18763760
When do you think this bear market rally will end? People buying the wrong zoom is such a massive red flag smug bulls everywhere. Do you think SPY will go over 300?

>>18763769
I'm shifting everything into SPXL, SOXL, and TQQQ once I actually think we are in a real rally. Nothing feels right right now.

>>18763063
I guarantee they pushed their losses to next quarter so Elon can get his buyout.

>>18763563
>>18763731
Nah, Cramer is a muppet.
Sometimes he is on the right path but he doesn't know why.

>>18763748
>Money is worthless now, it's printed into infinity. Stonks must go up to finance the boomers retirement, so print money & pay empty planes to fly around. Makes perfect sense.
nah

but I was listening to the Dalio book last night, and he was reflecting on what happened when Nixon was in office, and there are some parallels.

>>18763776
Will disagree with what?
Yes, algos and ETF's are big players, but don't forget about all the shorts that are covering and starting to get afraid if they're trapped, or are just thinking it's time to protect their gains.

>>18763801
>check again
nevermind, it's gonna break.

>>18763812
the market doesn’t care how you feel

>>18763676
You will wear the 3000 party hat and you will like it.

>>18763461
Not sure if sarcastic or retarded

>>18763803

3.5m unemployed expected tomorrow, down from 4.4m for the week prior.

FUCK JEROME
FUCK BUY THE DIP BULLS
FUCK ANIME PEDOS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>18763150
Energy Transfer is an unstoppable force in the market.
Corona? Hardly knew her, let me tell you, I haven't had a fucking day off since this "pandemic", the only disaster here is that my favorite mexican place is closed and i have to eat canned tuna for lunch.

ET hasn't slowed down any production in my sector (NATTY GAS CHAD), I don't know about overall. They are definitely undervalued.

>>18763015
This is bearish

>>18763851
VIX disagrees. I am waiting for that to go down below 20 and stay down for a few weeks.

>>18763808
if you already have a tidy profit i would pull out. dont be a me.

>>18763812
cringe. we've been in a rally since 23 march

I am actually reminded of the February 2018 crash with this price mvoement.

the S&P500 went literally exponential in growth and then crashed hard as everyone cashed out. The chronic gap ups are literally making us go exponential and it seems that even bulls are wary of this weird stuff.

>>18763892
hold me

what site can I watch crude oil futures?

>>18763871
Okay i think that is my sell signal. These unemployment numvers are likely going to keep going up not to mention all the unaccounted people likely pushing us past 30 million already and thats not even including those who were unemployed before March.

>>18763644
somehow we're all still alive and economies only have gotten stronger since then.

>>18763826
No... he called the Corona Crash, and sold a ton of shit at the top, told his club and viewers not to trust it, and to fade it. And he bought a lot on the way down. I thought he was nuts buying broadcom and starbucks and disney down there, but the madman was completely right.

He was right about the whole damn thing. And Mnuchin had to call him while he was on the air to shut him up.

>>18763882
>hates KO
>hates anime
>hates the dip because he missed it

wow... bears sure are pathetic!

>>18763830
Source?

So do USO calls actually never go back to normal and you have to sell these grey market calls? For real? Its fucked.

I assumed they would just make my 10 calls 80 calls no problem.

>>18763906
https://www.investing.com/commodities/crude-oil

>>18763908
It killed more than WW1, you fucking tool.

>>18763932
oh no the consequences will never be the same
o wait

>>18763907
oh boy, i can't imagine what the hell U6 looks like. I've totally forgotten to look at that kind of shit. april labor force participation might be shocking. Those are two things i can perk up and look forward do.

Ok /biz/, give me your best "outside the box" take on where I should pick up single girls at. Everyone I ask says clubs, church, college, ect. But those places the girls aren't really looking for a relationship, or else they are super picky because all the guys are there, either one night stands or they are taken usually.

Glass cannon here, guys I'm worried.

>social security got their stimulus checks today
>social security disability got their checks today
>Buffets still in cash
>Im up 142% on MTDR
>90% of my portfolio is up 40%

I think we're about to hit the next massive dump. This is insane. They're going to pump and dump the boomers so hard now.

Wtf do I do? Gtfo out of these positions? Scoop a little profit?

I'm fucking W O R R I E D

>>18763731
>then the fed came in and said we'll stop at nothing to prevent a financial crisis
the fed is trying to halt a deflationary spiral.
the stock market is so shortsighted that all they saw was lots of money, and assumed the fed will keep things up forever. a reasonable investor wouldve been terrified; if the fed is printing that much, it means the fed thinks we're fucked.
the fed will print enough to prevent a depression, but they'll let a recession happen

>>18763895
Ouch. At this point that profit covers a decent chunk of my loss from last year.

>>18763932
It also lead to the rise of communism and the Spanish civil war.

tomorrow i'll be crying

>>18763939
Do you know ANYTHING about the first half of the 20th century? Fucking lol.

>>18763809
Difficult to say exactly when, but it's important to recognise the current optimism is to do with the idea that countries can open up and be more or less as they were at the turn of the year - once we start to see 2nd waves (parts of the US haven't had their first yet) and, more importantly, consumer behaviour/confidence/spending remaining depressed despite opening up, that's when people will get genuinely scared.

RE SPY: you shouldn't trust my opinion on it, but it's not far off 300 and I don't see what I described above happening for a while yet, so take from that what you will.

>>18763893
>i want to miss out on huge daily gains
ok zoomer

>>18763946
Thoughts on this?

This was the February 2018 crash.

>>18763896
I don't know what bags you want to get rid of but I rode SOXL until 2018, then went back in after, and I'll do it again now.
I don't care about bear/bull autism. I am just now putting money into any leveraged ETF, no matter how solid it might be, until the VIX dies and stays dead.

>>18763943
Market can keep pumping but reality will hit it sooner or later when the only ones trading are algos back and forth.

>>18763946
CCL and AAL have no reason to moon. They are arguably in horrible positions.

There is definitely time to be worried anon. Implement some stop losses and just watch to see if you make some money or not. We've been sailing green for almost a whole month non stop.

>>18763234
I’m not saying we’re in it yet. I’m just saying its not out of the question like some people seem to think. I’m holding 70% cash right now, but I still genuinely believe its almost inevitable we have some sort of large inflationary event within the next few years.

>DJ Khaled on CNBC
sell signal
jews do not like this palestinian

>>18763946
Buffet is a demented protoboomer. Only r*ddit cares what he's doing.

>>18763916
oh my, missed that one. My mistake Sir.

Also I agree,
Anyone who hates Coke is a damn communist.
Hating Anime is also pretty lame.

>>18763958
I fear even with a second wave, nothingburger fags will somehow convince everyone that 10 million deaths are totally fine as long as we don't fuck the economy.

>>18763068
>>18763068
UHHHH BROS?

>>18762977
I give up. Going all in nail, tqqq, spxl and soxl. Lines can only go up. Just going to set a rolling stop loss and forget about it.

>>18763176
BRRRR

>>18763955
enough to know that we're better off than any other preceding generation so clearly it turned out fine. I'm not remotely concerned. let the retards buy their toilet paper i made money off that shit too.

>>18763974
cope

>>18763962
>15 posts by this ID
Dumb fatty redditor. Post your portfolio you fucking moralfag.

>bought tsla at 770 yesterday

YES

>>18763985
CCL's leadership are good pals with Trump. GIBBS will flow.

>>18763975
Remember this short film?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyMNIFZTQkg

This is what I think of when I see the Algos trading. Honestly I'm sure the banks are thinking about how their Algos keep trading with each other, effectively making little to no profit (Especially with that Bartshead curve last week that was entirely Algos) and they'll pull the plug.

>>18764010
You would say the same thing in 1910, you colossal faggot.

>eBay beats estimates, outlook good - stock tanks AH
MY FUCKING CALLS

>>18764005
Agreed, but that's because their end is political, no point engaging with them from our point of view.

>>18764005
>10 million deaths
youre retarded

>>18764016
>board tourist trying to dump his shit memes here
The other good thing is when the VIX dies down, you will get bored and fuck off.

>>18764034
the world economy isn't going to collapse over a flu and if it does then that'll only be funny. let the plebs soil themselves like retards and lets make some money

>>18763122
>>18763348
My announcement for today is to stop racism and homophobia. Thank you.

>>18764040
yeah wow they fucking crushed their earnings

>>18764044
It's hyperbole.

>>18763731
The Fed said they will support their goal of maintaining employment and an economic backdrop that will foster long term growth. They said nothing about the markets, though growth would obviously be good for the markets, in the short-term, the markets are still at the whim of market sentiment. If people decide to take profits and sell, or cash-out as additional negative news comes along, so it will be.

I don't think we reached peak pessimism. The fear in the market is palpable: just look at the sell-offs every open and close. Most of the gains for the past few weeks have been made on overnight gap ups in pre-market, with on average less than half of the gains coming from market movements during regular hours. I think this is a highly speculatory rally, and there has yet to be capitulation.

>>18763875
Who cares? 99% can be unemployed at this point

>>18764062
>phobia
anyone that uses that term unironically is retarded.

>>18763206
You'll make it, I will too Insh'Allah

>>18764062
fuck niggers
fuck kikes
fuck trannies
and fuck jannies
i know it's redundant but it's important to specify.

OIL OIL. FED BUYING MY OIL. OIL OIL. MAKING ME MONEY, MY OIL. FUCKING YES MY OIL. CLIMB. CLIMB. CLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMB!

And somehow my tanker stocks are going up too, idk wtf is with this after hours market but it is making me happy. My should-be losing positions aren't losing, and my 75% oil is just flying high and away.

Also Tesla didn't earn anything, they cashed in tax credits and counted it kek. They are literally scamming everyone and yall keep buying.

>>18764044
Okay. 3 million. Do you know what a CFR between 0.1% and 1% even means?

Where’s the guy that bought SAVE at $12? Hope he stayed in even after all the scaring we gave him

>>18764072
Ebay is a solid company. Amazon funnily enough makes it hell for sellers of used goods.

>>18763949
>the fed will print enough to prevent a depression, but they'll let a recession happen
yeah they can't stop a recession, they're just trying to stop everything from defaulting at once and badly damaging the health of the financial system.

But the point remains that what they are doing IS bullish for the market and even for the economy. Sure the fed thinks we're fucked, but the market knew we were fucked and that's what started a crash.

The fed's efforts changed the dismal picture the market was pricing in to something much less dreadful, and the medical news since then has also been miraculous compared to what we were expecting. Deaths are going to be much less than feared, and fucking New York held.

>>18763954
DID YOU... DID YOU JUST REFERENCE KING CRIMSON? IN MY HOME THREAD?? IN THE YEAR 2020?!?!
Based as fuck my frienderino!

>>18763589
faggot

>tfw massive RTX and ET gains today while all the tanker memers got dumped

>>18763830
>reflecting on what happened when Nixon was in office, and there are some parallels.
Care to explain?

>>18763148
You're delusional
/tv/ has been a cunny board for ages

>>18764052
coping levels not recently witnessed in /smg/

>>18763797
I bought 130(E) calls today. Expiring in two months. If the stock jumps to 110~120 I'll be 200% up, good enough for me

>>18764091
This. Every metric relating to capitulation, be it from surveys or indicators, show that investors on the whole are largely bullish and have been since march or so. For a true bottom, you need bull capitulation. Additionally every other indicator, be it fundamental or technical, points to a fall in the coming times.

>>18763945
Golf clubs. You're not going to meet girls, you're going to become friends with rich girls' fathers.
Once you have a network of rich old white guys who think you're a fine, hardworking, young man, there will be plenty of opportunities for them to introduce you to their daughters, business opportunities, and other rich old white men to network with.

>>18764123
The picture says 2010, I typed 2020 by accident. :(

>>18763830
based ss

>>18764108
I've not used ebay for fucking years - used to all the time.

Some random parts of their back end/seller interface was the same as it was in the 2000s when I last looked - like they just gave up

FUCK FUCK FUCK I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MONEY IF I DIDN'T SELL ON MONDAY FFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK

>>18764111
how optimistic are you? what are your predictions for the next year-ish?

>>18764097
Actually, you know what's funny? After the last wave of janny hirings, the jannies on /tv/ have been doing a pretty good job of stopping child porn spam and deleting blacked posts (she was made for BBC, she looks like she fucks black guys, etc)

*raises glass*
to the jannies! Just this once.

Those $2.5 RIGL June calls are mighty cheap- hasn’t moved yet. The stock itself should be up 100+% in the next two weeks. Watch it, if I’m wrong (which I probably will be), I will spank my butt so hard and then spank it even harder afterward.

>>18763029
Twitter

>>18764100
oil going up makes people want to buy the dip with literal crude purchases.
they need literal storage place to hold their "position".
buy tankers.

>>18764145
I use ebay all the time for new and used parts for vehicles, electronics, and appliances.

>>18764174
you need to go back to literal r*ddit.com

>>18764148
Still money to be made bro.
I sold a ton,
Bought into Natural Gas, Tanker stuff, and financial for tech.
Some of these are still seriously low as fuck compared to highs at the crash.

>>18764006
WHAT BANK WHAT BANK?!?

i just need NET to go to 25 so i can dump this shit...I mean holy fuck buy NET bros its literally FREE MONEY

What's going to happen with Chesapeake Energy?

>>18764154
>i s-s-swear guys im not a fat larper!

how do i not just fucking end it all after losing $75k

>>18764199
Wells Fargo is HQ'd there.

Any amount of money is fuck you money if you just say fuck you to people.

>>18763176
Hold on lad remember in 1929 we rallied 40% of the initial leg down

>>18764199
WF and robbin "inda" hood

>>18764207
buy CROX and lean hog futures

>>18764201
you’ll get a chance next week with earnings, get out asap though

>>18764205
I don't blame you anymore for obsessing over this guy, schizo poster. He's FUCKING YOLKED

>>18764219
it's already passed 50%.

>>18764219

QE amplifies the movement

>>18764212
so is schwab

NEW
>>18764256
>>18764256
>>18764256
>>18764256

>>18764145
don't fix what ain't broken

>>18764195
i'm right though.
also pic related is literally you.

>>18764245
QE is a meme and literally makes no difference to anything

>>18763585
get a job. (you can't now.)

>>18762867
Fuck the bottom. I met my returns objective for the year on the dip down. I won't be bullish until oil rises again and they find a cure for Corona.

>>18764150
Not terribly optimistic, I also hate this rally but at least I still have money in the game and didn't bet against it.

But this rally in the small caps is exactly what you would want if the rally were to go higher.

Maybe this will give you an idea of my optimism?

>>18763740
You gambled and lost. No big deal. It's a small amount of money in the context of your life long earnings.

>>18763747
>that the country is reopening soon enough that none of the pumped companies could possibly go bankrupt.
IT'S NOT!
AIRLINES WON'T FLY TILL THE END OF SUMMER!

Reopening the USA is the dumbest decision ever.
People have no notion on how contagious corona is.
The first wave hasn't even peaked in the US.

The west is being super irresponsible.
The economy is not more important then health.
This will be a mistake and the markets will suffer harder later.
It's madness.
Reopening casinos? Rally the stock, go on... 1 month later and they will get shut down again and for longer.

SPX at ATH. Reopening the economy will make it crash like it did March 16th again.

Look at Europe, Germany started reopening and infection are growing again.

Imagine the amount of employee lawsuit for getting infected at work.

>>18763871
this is my only explanation so far

>>18763899
not for a while. the public is emboldened after repeatedly fucking over fundamental faggots. the support is strong, won't go away unless something really bad happens.

>>18763907
They've already been dropping from 5 to 4 million. All signs lead to further reductions.

>>18764619
hes talking about cumulative unemployment claims, not the new incidence each week. "only" 4 million MORE isn't great for the economy

>>18763945
It depends on what type of girl you like. Personally I like young and impressionable, usually date 19-23 year olds. I meet them usually where they work, starbucks, grocery stores, etc. You don't need to go anywhere special for pussy.

>>18764462
All of this is well and good but I'm not talking about what policy is right, I'm talking about what insiders may have heard to have caused such otherwise unsubstantiated moves throughout the entire fucking market.

>>18764310
>QE is a meme and literally makes no difference to anything
QE raise stock price non?

Today was a good day (first stock is Airbus).

>>18764972
>Fonds
Stonks

>>18763515
>Dont have a reddit. Thx for your input, dick

Think its too late to get in on Hal?

>>18763803
Dude, look the earnings for Facebook. They made money during this virus.
Stop being retarded

>>18763562
See
>>18763711