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>>18760462
11

>>18760452
SAVERS BTFO

God is real, lads

OH BOBOOOOOOOOOOO


WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I always enjoy listening to Powell. He's a good speaker.

DO I BUY? FUCK

OH BOBOS??

>>18760462
10

TYBP

I missed it wtf happened

>>18760462
8/10 pretty fun but I haven't listened to one in months. Jerome seems so much more put together than in like 2018 where he'd misspeak and algos would sell

>JCP only pumps AH when my calls cannot benefit

Sigh.

>>18760462
0

>>18760514
He showed his dick

>>18760462
9/10
everything was perfect and smooth
that last question answer was such a jaw dropper

it was a 10/10 until the last answer when he basically said that they would be keeping things at 25 bps forever

Bobo is dead.

>>18760484
cute kot

>>18760503
wut nigger

NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES, INVEST YOUR SHIT

>>18760462
7.8

Jerome did nothing but give bad news. Saying how utterly fucked EVERYTHING is beyond repair. Not even changing anything. And. Market. Goes. Up. THANK YOU FOR THE PROFIT!

SHOULD I SELL MY PUTS NOW?
IF I SELL WILL THAT TRIGGER THE NEXT DUMP?

STUPID
DUMB
BOBO
SCUM

>>18760535
No, brother. I simply wait.

FUCK BULLS FUCK JEROME FUCK EVERYTHING IM NOT OK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hi no idea what the fuck is happening here right now but what is a good site to practice trading stocks with fake money

>>18760514
>stonk go up
>buy
>bobo is officially banished from NY stock exchange
>buy USO too

what did he say i missed it

SPX 3000 EOD

>>18760452
MOOON

Bobo, where are you?

Any opinion if tankers continue crashing tomorrow? Want to pull a trigger on stng

lmao just picked up some more URTY. See you on the moon bullbros

>>18760554
no it will trigger a dump of your account

green line goes up

>>18760570
you can do it on tradingview, investing.com, or just google "paper trading"

HAL CHADS THE MOON LAUNCH WAS SUCCESSFUL

>>18760529
It sounds like he's expecting this recovery to take a lot longer than what's being discussed publicly by the media if such a low interest rate environment is going to be necessary long term.

ALL IN JC PENNEY

WE BACK BOYS, BANKRUPTCY CANCELLED, RECESSION CANCELLED, BUY JCP $1 SOON

UNLIMITED JEROME WORKS

thank you Jerome for making me that sweet sweet money, may your printer never stop

Hey party people was hoping for a little advice. I have been getting away from leveraged ETFs, but I am still holding onto a handful of SSO. Any suggestions on how to move out of it? Or being a 2x is it a less retarded hold?

>>18760554
Hold. It sucks, but hold.
Do you really REALLY think that this abnormal rally will last?

Bulls will say yes, but when you truly see the peak of a bubble, it seems like it will never EVER pop. That is where the money is.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18760598
BANKRUPTCY IS BULLISH!!!!

oh god... such low... interest rates...
i'm g... i'm gonna...
NNNNH I'M GONNA RECOOOOOOOOOOOOVER

>>18760611
I will buy fucking more if it does, this is hilarious. I am like 60% oil, I have more than enough fund to chase this shit until reality comes back since the delusion just gives me more money.

all the yelling how come my shorts remain unchanged?

"Jerome: Next quarter will be worse than anything we've seen before"

Meanwhile DJ is at FEBRUARY FUCKING LEVELS.

I'm fucking financially ruined now, there is no turning back for me. But whoever is buying this is going to get fucking rekt. I warn you. You should exit if you are green. _TAKE YOUR GAINS_

>>18760622
>tradingview
good stuff, ty

got 10k whats the play

>VIX & TVIX increase while the market jumps over 3%

hmmm. I love clown market.

>>18760452
>Fed chairman announces economy will shit the bed harder than we've ever seen
>stonks soar
HONK HONK

https://www.npr.org/2020/04/09/830664814/fauci-says-u-s-coronavirus-deaths-may-be-more-like-60-000-antibody-tests-on-way
We hit 60,000 today, always good to beat expectations! Very bullish! We're going to all time highs!

i'm down to 100k from 170k this year
i'm shaking and don't know what to do

Nasdank is Over 9000

I SOLD MY RTX AT $67

>>18760638
If I have to guess:
I think he's being extra dovish right now to not spook anyone
but damn, I've been following all the fed meetings for the last few years and I've never heard him say anything like that

We'll have to re-assess what he says at the Q3 and Q4 meetings; if the economy is looking better then I think he won't be so absolutely ultra-dovish

>>18760667
it's going up too much... i have to... i have to shoooooort itt ohhhhhhhhh

>>18760604
Here’s a red blanket for you bull faggot. Go on, play with your blanket you little slut of the jews

May I hype the ambiance?
https://youtu.be/xOmO34DKsXU

broke even today after the crash. feels clown

>>18760681
ALL-IN JCPENNEY, BUY 1,000,000 SHARES

is oil booming?

Today is a good day frens

>>18760694
i fucking hate this shitty game

>He didn't buy

>>18760699
>>18760699
>>18760699
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

BEARS


ALLOWED

NEW PARADIGM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>stuck bagholding tankers in the hope they will recover next week while everything else is green
fml

Come on S&P, test 2974 before close

>>18760681
all in UAVS and retire tomorrow

APOLOGIZE

>>18760720
there is no reason to be upset bobo
unless you are holding puts, then there is plenty of reason to be upset lol

>>18760649
You should hold 3x. Don't fall for the r*ddit volatility drag hoax.

Should I hold tqqq overnight or take my shekels?
I don't want to burn a day trade if it's going to keep going up.

>>18760658
the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent, just close your shorts and buy into the scam. being a bear is cool and all but its for losers sweetie

>>18759783
>>18759783
>>18759783

what are you lads memeing about all my stocks have been green since morning except my tankers?

>>18760769
Sell start of day tomorrow,

KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD'S HIT PROG EPIC "POLYGONDWANALAND" IS THE BEST ALBUM OF THE 2010S AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK

https://youtu.be/MPZ6u6MCdnk

ALSO STOCKS OR SOMETHING

>>18760775
I have lost a bit of money but stand to gain more than I've lost by 200%

I hold.

God I hope this sexy nigga dies of rona

>>18760746
>not having both oil and tankers
Why do you do this to yourself going all in. 60% oil, 15% tankers. As tankers go down oil goes up and I can safely put more in tankers. Once this shit collapses, mega money time.

>Up $600 for the day before FED
>Up $1100 for the day after FED

Thank You based JPOW

I can't fucking tell anymore...

How do I know if it's just a really good fake puss?


MOST HATED BULL RUN OF ALL TIME!!!!

Fuck me plz Michelle Meyer

>CVE
>$6 June calls might make it
please lord jesus let oil continue reCOOVering

>>18760775
>>18760658
I have MAY 15 and JUN 19 deep ITM puts but they are down 50%. I dunno If Ill make it...

>>18760769
You should never sell it

Feels good to have Jerome save the world.

The market just coomed everywhere today, like it was making fuck with some Goldman Sachs VP's daughter for a dirty internet movie.
Thursday & Friday will have to be a refractory period, unless Jerome keeps feeding it the blue pills of rigidity.

>U and L shaped recovery

NOPE

Question since im kinda a newbie. Im assuming its a lot tougher to swing trade during a normal market? Or atleast you have to dig a lot deeper to find good stocks to swing trade?

what will tomorrow hodl?

>>18760767
I was holding a few SOXL before the March crash, which was of course my own fault. Regardless seeing it go from $330 to $55 scared the hell out of me. I guess with what may come I have a hard time being that confident.

so are we green tomorrow too?

To the dude that posted his $3.2 million put (probably a LARP) yesterday, have you killed yourself yet or are you still just thinking about it?

>>18760812
need to have that schnozz in my arse

>>18760812
gorgeous lady right there

>>18760825

Canadian Oil is booooming today. Huge gains everywhere. I'm in CVE, SU, CNQ, and IPL. A little sad I sold my PPL at $29

>>18760681
UAVS and sell before the CC tomorrow

The V is here bois.

>>18760865
The only swing trade is to buy and watch it fuckin MOON

>tfw finally adjusted to the meme meta and bought some
BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL
on a dip i'll just buy more LMFAOOOO
you can't lose

JC PENNEY WILL MOON OVERNIGHT

>>18760548
Imagine being a metaphorical joo sitting on your cash right now. Imagine not doing your civic duty and investing in stocks to help support our economy.

>>18760866
Anything.
>>18760872
Is this question for real? Every day until 4000 SP500 is green.

How do options work on a reverse split?

>>18760681
MGM

this recovery is too fast, it's making me nervous, but i don't know what to do with my cash to mitigate the risk

just /smg/ my shit up, I don't care anymore

>he didn't buy GLOP when it was $1.79

>14% TODAY ALONE
14% TODAY ALONE
>14% TODAY ALONE
14% TODAY ALONE
>14% TODAY ALONE
14% TODAY ALONE

Should I buy DAL before close?

>>18760452
KOS gang report in!

Are we going to be red tomorrow guys?

I really don't know what to do. My mind is screaming to buy puts, but I've also lost thousands over the last month thinking the same thing. I'm mentally exhausted to be honest.

>>18760897
Ive learned a lot the last few months but swing trading to me doesnt seem too bad, if anything goes down i try to hold til i break even. As far as i know if i sell for a loss i wont be able to write that off taxes for whatever i end up gaining.

>>18760757
>>18760882
literally priced in

>all these bulls buying the top
Expect a lot of red wojaks in the next few days

This peak delusion is incredible. Oh god, it is so delusional I can't bring myself to sell. This is so ridiculous at this point, it is like we all are giving up and saying nothing matters but buying and fuck all fundamentals. Keep the money coming, we can rewrite all our textbooks on economics later and just write in a slip of paper "always buy, eternal BVLL" and that will be the curriculum.

>>18760941
Just throw it into the market and let it ride. Set trailing stops to bail you out when it dips.

>>18760958
>Are we going to be red tomorrow guys?
Not possible anymore fren.

>>18760812
>bofa global research
she can research bofa deez nuts LMAO!!!

>>18760703
Me too. There's money to be made elsewhere friend.

You did buy the dip, didn't you anon?

>>18760947
THIS IS WHAT JEROME MEANT WHEN HE SAID “Those who can’t BEAR” ARE THOSE WITHOUT CUSHIONS

>>18760961
Just buy and set a trailing stop loss. Simple as.

>>18760947
seems like every stock on the tsx is up double digit percent

>>18760961
come over to the dark side
buy and make money

>>18760707
Agreed. I think from a high level policy and leadership perspective, their hands are essentially tied regarding the view that they have to publicly express. It's the finer details that come out in brief moments that are much more illuminating.

His answer regarding markets attempting to price in the unknowable and the the emphasis time and time again on the short term uncertainty, as opposed to providing any solid forward medium-to-long term guidance, was also pretty telling. I'm concerned that people aren't taking the full weight of what was said into account, and are misconstruing Fed monetary policy for something that it isn't.

>>18760962
>As far as i know if i sell for a loss i wont be able to write that off taxes for whatever i end up gaining.

What country do you live in?

MRO's on fire.. A nice green baggie of cash awaits..

>>18760981
why what did he do?

>>18760971
the only thing I bought today was oil tankers

>>18760979
Not a bad idea. Maybe pick up some option comps that make money on volatility, too.

>>18760956
i'd wait till aal ual share earning report tomorrow

>UAVS accidentally leaks new deal with Amazon in one of their videos
>conference call tomorrow for announcement
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ageagle-hold-corporate-conference-call-133356851.html

>UAVS will MOON

it's literally free money. get in while you still can. expect fluctuation today, and a MASSIVE MOON tomorrow at 11am conference call.

This is it... the golden bull run...

>>18760961
Markets have definitely dipped large enough for puts to be profitable past couple months. Have you bought puts but sold too early because stocks were going up? Maybe you need to learn to hold onto your puts.

>>18761014
Usa, isnt that the wash rule? If i sell at a loss and repurchase within 30 days

>>18760452
Thank you oil !

>>18760957
ayyy right here famm

>>18760979
how much do you set your stops to?

>>18760974
>NOOOOOOOOOOO you can just ignore the law of econ
>you have to respect the fundamentalrinos
Hearing this all the while will be the icing on the cake.

>>18761033
bought some tanker calls myself today while I unironically made 1200 dollars on oil plays

KOS and PUMP chads, ww@?

>>18761010
>His answer regarding markets attempting to price in the unknowable and the the emphasis time and time again on the short term uncertainty, as opposed to providing any solid forward medium-to-long term guidance, was also pretty telling. I'm concerned that people aren't taking the full weight of what was said into account, and are misconstruing Fed monetary policy for something that it isn't.

So you think the market is being over excited?

>>18760962
Realized gains and realized losses are added together. What I didn’t know is that long term capital gains under like 10k are taxed at 0%. Long term is a year or more. Short term gains are taxed at 10% under 10k and it goes up the higher your gains are

Do I go GUSH and ERX?

>>18760794
good taste, fren

>>18760985
lmao nice one

>>18760943
don't feel bad
4/5 of my calls are in the red, too

Predictions for TSLA, MSFT, FB earnings after close?

What’s the play on GLD? Good time for a put?

>>18761087
what happens to to the folks who have less than 8?

>>18760853
Do all jews in america do plastic operations nowadays?

>>18761027
>tfw sold at $4.40 a while bac because too scared to hold

>>18761107
TSLA will beat expectations and go down
FB who cares
MSFT to the moon

bookmark it

>>18760853
>>18761128
she reminds me of the sheep girl from Zootopia. She was the hottest

i didn't see there was already one because the image looked the same kek

recycle later
>>18761125
>>18761125

earth to TPX

Any bets on SPY hitting 295 before close?

>>18761053
Fake. Amazon would do the announcement

>>18761091
if you have a chance to go up 100% don't worry about taxes. It sucks but that's the shit.

>>18761107
FB makes me wonder. Advertising dollars must be drying up. I would think in a contraction, advertising would be the first thing companies cut

>>18761010
>Agreed. I think from a high level policy and leadership perspective, their hands are essentially tied regarding the view that they have to publicly express. It's the finer details that come out in brief moments that are much more illuminating.
yes


>His answer regarding markets attempting to price in the unknowable and the the emphasis time and time again on the short term uncertainty, as opposed to providing any solid forward medium-to-long term guidance, was also pretty telling.

nah that's pretty much standard for what everyone is saying
even people who are doctors with years of experience, and having seen months worht of data, don't know exactly what this thing is going to look like over the next few months

> I'm concerned that people aren't taking the full weight of what was said into account, and are misconstruing Fed monetary policy for something that it isn't.
bro welcome to /smg/. we've been having many posters spam threads about secret repo crashes for moths now, even before the corona thing happened

>>18761089
the market usually gets hyped from short term dovishness and then re-assess in the next couple of sessions (historical examples from the past two years)

>>18760853
>>18761128
love to see her after don glazes those glasses with his carrot juice

>>18761089
no, you had retards thinking this was the literal end of the world when it was in reality a 2/10 problem. Add into that MASSIVE amounts of shorting, and you have yourself a scenario for a big bull run

>>18761168
been holding since 250 so yes

>>18761156
no one is gonna remember.
you're going to have to post around the 300 mark with a new tag so people actually use it.

>>18760962
Never sell for a loss. Sit on it until we are all driving flying cars if you have to. Having to look at that stinking eggplant fouling up your portfolio everyday for a year will make you pick better entry points for your positions.

>>18761143
I only held because I read this.

>>18761073
5%-10% under current price. 5% if it's a fairly stable stock, 10% if it's a stock that moves up and down erratically. That's under normal market conditions though, might still be a little too tight for current clown market where it's normal for shit like GOOGL to moon or crash 10% in a day.

>>18761176
Very true. I would love to pay taxes on 100k capital gains

>>18761091
Ah thank you

>>18761128
that's the cute CNBC girl from this morning, no?
how dare you

>>18761166
>TPX
ooo nice
comfy

>>18761091
I had ~$120k in short term gains back in 2014, taxes came out to right around 19% IIRC.

>>18760853
>>18761128
>Do all jews in america do plastic operations nowadays?
They do but thats Ulrich. Shes a scandi descendant from North Dakota when trump did a speech there.

>>18761229
no it sucks
I didnt get my 1200 tax free trumbux

>>18761193
I know a lot of this bull run is due to short squeeze.

I am financially ruined.

>>18761283
But I would have 100k in gains

>Goldman Sachs says we're in a bear market
LMFAO DOES THIS LOOK BEARISH TO YOU? V SHAPED RECOVERY BABY!!!!! MAGA!!!!!!!!

>>18761088
Is it too late to buy more KOS?

Look at NAT go boing

>>18761058
No, I made great money on the original crash, pulled profit and instead of buying calls like I originally intended bought puts I felt were far enough out. 2 meme ones expire this Friday, the rest not until 5/29 or later, but in the meantime they're just been shredding value.

>>18761250
>that's the cute CNBC girl from this morning, no?
no thats from years ago during the trump primary in north dakota

>>18761296
how much did you lose?

I saw that red candle happen LIVE

>>18761283
More fun is when you realize a loss of $16k and still don't get trumpbux.

>>18761053
It already mooned 200% today. Kinda risky to play the hype when it's this high, but I'll buy some share in case.

Dump EOD? What

FINAL FIGHT
JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OH GOD IM COOMING

meme is now new reality

>>18761313
FUCK YOU! I'm a Bofofaggot with like 6000$ in puts and now I just bought longs for 4000$.
FUCK YOU ALL

>>18760499
Yes and he is not an idiot.

I'M GONNA DOOOMP

Get your PUTS on sale, Get your PUTS on sale

>>18761333
post her feet

>>18761313
Maybe it's a recovery, maybe it's the biggest bull trap ever created. Who cares, as long as you're not trading with a retirement account you can just short on the way down if things go south.

i am completely flatlined since the start of the fed presser
wtf am i missing? meme stocks?

>>18761264
>Shes a scandi descendant
lol no. Scandinavians don't have that semite snarl-smile

Fuck guys, I have only 10k cash left to invest. I am fucking gone wayyyyy too hard buying

>>18760452
Northern Michigan Gas Average went from <$1.10/gal to >$1.50/gal overnight today. what the fuck happened?

XLK approaching resistance levels. time to but Puts for May and June. Youre welcome

Oh no green benis begom red benis :-DDDD

JEROME durn on de brinder :-DDD

>>18761251
>>18761251
>>18761251
If you're feeling bad former bearbros, it could be worse.

>>18761330
This is what happened to me. I was up $9k on the crash and swore to stay out after that until the market settled. Then I bought more puts when the market started to rocket up, and now I'm down $7k on top of losing the $9k of gains.

RED CANDLE = TIME TO TAKE MORE LOANS AND BUY MORE

BUY THE DIP

Can we hit 11 HAL bros?

WHAT WAS THAT?!?!

Will GILD moon? I don't think the reported trials provide any new information on its effect but the fact that FDA is pushing it may mean it doesn't matter either way.

JEROME GET BACK AT THE PUMP YOU FUCKTARD
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why are tankers so gay

I'm gonna hold my TSLA puts through the earnings report. This is the most degenerate decision I have ever made.

I think this market has driven me totally insane but I don't even care anymore.

How much do I have to pay in taxes on this

>>18761405
>risking 8 dollars

FFFUUUUCCKKK

I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME WHY IS IT PUMPING I ONLY GOT 1 SHAREEEE!!!!

>>18761337
>I saw that red candle happen LIVE
Scared the shit outta me

>>18760997
>You did buy the dip, didn't you anon?
Yes I did. Too bad I sold of most of it by now. All that's left are some KO shares.

>>18761442
yeah I made a noise out of exasperation

>tfw big boys slowly dropping out

>bears still trying
just go home losers

>>18761394
>>18761128

I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>18761089
The anon I was responding to posted something great in the last thread: >>18760155.

The markets are not the Fed's concern. They've been focusing on backstopping a lot of the financial plumbing that keeps the economy in tact. The markets may end up buying into something that could bite them in the short-term if the uncertainty we're looking at spirals into unforeseen issues, or if there's a lot of short-term profit taking.

>>18761188
>Nah, that's pretty much standard for what everyone is saying.
Definitely, if you're looking at the situation and discussing it rationally. I'm not sure how much of that is taking place.

>Bro, welcome to /smg/.
I suppose that sums it up.

>bought the dip with 20k
>have 20k more in savings, waiting for another dip
am i smart or dumb?

I MADE 45% ON THE CALL I BOUGHT YESTERDAY (GET FUKT BEARS) BUT DO I HOLD OR LOCK IN PROFITS AHHHHHHHH

>>18761394
>Scandinavians don't have that semite snarl-smile
Last name is literally Ulrich and her family comes from Norway. Stop trying to do armchair morphology of semites you arent very good at it.

ATTENTION LEAF ANON WHO RECOMMENDED SLEEP COUNTRY A COUPLE WEEKS AGO! The suggestion looked good after doing my due dilly and i bought it. Today it broke out big league fluffy cloud pillows. Thank you. I never would have comsidered this stock if you hadn't mentioned it.

>>18760794
Interesting music. I like it.

>>18761359
GET FUCKED TRAITOR
KILL ALL RETARDED BEAR FUCKS

>>18761490
Which stonk. If it doesn't look like it has more upside I would take profit.

>_________
>_________
>_________
>_________niggers

>>18761490
If you sell you are a bear

>>18761490
at 45% i'd lock in

>>18761502
PLS NO BULLY; THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME SHORTING

>bears are fucking up the $3000 finish
JUST STOP SELLING YOU FUCKS

>>18761407
Yup exactly, literally was just half way through making another deposit before stopping myself. I want it closer to or above 3k before I short it again.

>>18761451
>Kauf
LMAO

>>18761532
haha nice gif. are you a girl?

>all indicies green
>Russell 2k gonna close up over 5%
>Tech giants mooning
>Oil mooning
>BTC mooning
>Gold going green again

If you lost money today then you should probably just close all of your positions and stick what money you have left into some index tracking funds.

>>18761435
tally total profits for the month at the end of the month.
assume you'll make that every month.
check what tax bracket that would put you in.
move profits to checking account, then set aside taxes in your savings account and keep track.
move remaining money from checking back to broker.
then if you suffer big losses the next month you just move the money from your savings, the tax money you set aside that you no longer owe because they're not profits anymore, back into your broker to reup.

buy a put on your call

Wait... Why is the line going down?

I love how the tanker shill just dumped on y'all today

>>18761566
Profit taking

>>18761497
>her family comes from Norway
So what? Do you think jews living in Europe did not travel to the new continent or something? Where do you think the jews in America came from, Australia?

>>18761553
I bought hertz lol

>>18761532
when are you gonna transition bro?

Oh god I'm torn. I can sell my MRO now and make up my 744 loss and then re-buy on the dip once earnings come out. Or I can hold and wait for even more green upside. Shit just 2 min left to act..

Someone, quick, buy SPY over market value.

>SP500
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE $3000 TODAY

hello

>started trading options today
>made a $100
feels good man

Bvll fvcking svrge! Bvll fvcking svrge! Bvll fvcking svrge! Bears missed the dip while BVLLCHADS DIP THEIR TIPS INTO THEIR SISTERS AND MOMMIES PVSSIES! BVLL FVCKING CVM!

BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

>>18761532
No it's the same shit that's happened since Friday, all it means is the pump continues tomorrow.

>>18761580
Cowards

>>18761553
I am increasing my short position

>>18761599
what do you think they've been doing all day?

Even if we're bullish, this week has been kinda overbought. Hope Friday dump isn't too big.

Bought 143 shares of UAVS @ $2.31/share
Waiting game

>bad earnings
>Jerome basically saying things are FUCKED
>more bad earnings going to be released AH

Obviously I can't say for sure, but I think big boys are about to jump

well that was nice guys. Made 6k today and I am a long trader lmao.

>>18761616
sit out for tomorrow and don't get cocky or greedy like i did

Post your stack.

You do have one, right?

>>18761581
Well then with that logic everyone in europe is jewish. Since everyone smiles. Very few jews support Trump anyway so that should tell you right there she isnt a jew. You sound like you enjoy the retard Varg and think he is wise or something.

WTF FB

>>18761604
tomorrow then

>>18761616
Now stop and never do it again. You've been warned.

>>18761554
Ah good idea. Thanks a lot, I think I'll do that

Im a noob, I bought $300 MTDR weeks ago and it's netted me $750 as of closing today. When do I cash out?

>>18760694
>I'm LITERALLY shaking right now

>bears coping, seething, and dilating for a fvcking dvmp, wishing to see everyone in pain
Sorry, BOBOS... I just nvtted in yovr sisters. FVCKING MAGA UP 2020 BVLLCHADS! TAKE THIS SHIT TO THE MOOOOOOOON! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

I just asked Robinhood to downgrade me into a cash account so I can day trade. My profile is under $1K though.. are they gonna do it?

>>18761683
Now

>>18761635
Good luck friend.

>>18761657
>Avg 0.2597
>Didn't get in at 0.2367
Not gunna make it.

>>18761681
this photo is the best description of options ever.
>Yes I am up 60 dollars. I am the smartest
>HOLY FUCK I'M DOWN 500 DOLLARS.

>>18761623
>>18761689
stop cringing ty

>>18761066
I love MTDR like you wouldn't believe.

>>18761698
why does it matter how much you have in your account when you get downgraded?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.27%, another great day in our United States thanks to Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell! Am increasingly concerned I am holding too much cash, means euphoria is here. Did not purchase anything today, lets see if that was the right decision. Congratulations to EAT, all shareholders are entitled to one (1) free appetizer of their choice today as a reward for their faith and patience. Offer excludes Texas Cheese Fries - Full, though Texas Cheese Fries - Half is allowed.

>>18761698
You won't properly be able to day trade. It'll take multiple days for you to get the money from your trades, at which point you can use it as you please. You need $25k for the real thing, period.

>>18760694
Join me and go down to 30k fren.

>>18761714
We're going to $1 soon anyway senpai.

Recession is cancelled.

>>18761658
>Very few jews support Trump
are you just trying to be the most wrong over here?

>>18761657
they will rename to JC Dollar's very soon if you catch my drift

>>18761566
Same as yesterday. People securing some profit, some shorties entering for possible inverse bounce. Round about the same volume as yesterday's last ten minute selling as well.

>>18761698
day trading with cash account is worse than with limited account, you have to wait for your trades to settle

>>18761698
You can't day trade on a cash account anyway retard

>>18761753
before or after bankruptcy

Don't wanna count my eggs before they hatch but ive got some big indices showing that in the next week or so that i will be financially ruined

>>18761616
i lost 1800 i only have 200 left

>>18761725
BOBO BOBO ARE YOU OKAY BOBO? Don't worry, yov'll be getting a new sibling soon after we BVLL FVCKING SVRGE again FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>>18761728
Not sure I had some anon in a previous thread say the $25k profile was a federal requirement for day trading.. but maybe that's not really the case

>>18761730
Horrible, I'm down 9.53% today. I give up on trying to understand this market rationally.

>>18761745
What amount did you start with? What did you buy?

>>18761730
10% for the day. Hoping for more tomorrow before the crash begins Friday

>>18761730
OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18761730
I misread the wave structure so I sold my calls early but things still went alright. I'm very short now.

>>18761750
American jews dont really support Trump. They vote democrat. Despite all his pandering they dont go for him.

SOMEONE GIVE ME A TLDR TO WHAT OUR BOY SAID

>>18761730
Amazing day in leaf land.

>>18761477
So I guess most of use assumed that the fed was pumping the market, while in reality it's just a side effect.

So long the financial pumping are intact, the fed won't care that stocks crash 50%

Right?

>>18761778
How the fuck did you lose money today? Are you STILL trying to buy puts?

>>18761769
They already filed, we're literally at the bottom, nowhere to go but up.

>>18761423
i dont know but im going to gamble on 2 shares of it

>>18761794
Basically shit's fucked

>>18761776
For margin accounts yes, doesn't matter for cash accounts. You'll be fine.

Mark mooning while Elon AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18761730
For some reason Interactive Brokers won't show me 1 Day gains as a chart, but I'm up 4.5% today

LOOK AT TESLA RIGHT NOW

>>18761802
i'm down 4.5% today mainly due to DHT calls

>>18761794
he will print as much as he possibly can and asks congress to give him the authority to print even more

MRO still going up after hours. Oh god just think if it hits 7.00 by eow... 7 this week, 12 by end of year or (sooner). What? So I'm a greedy bastard,fine I admit it..

recycle
>>18761125
recycle
>>18761125
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>>18761125
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>>18761125
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>>18761125
recycle
>>18761125

>>18761730
Up 7.07% for today's gains alone.

>>18761789
Most of them live in NY and CA anyways so it doesn't really matter whether they support Trump or not, their states will vote blue no matter what and a few million Jews wouldn't be enough to swing the vote.

>>18761824
Oh nonono please afterhour kikes please, I should have sold FUUUUUUUUCKKKK

>>18761779
Its been a fucking journey the past year, but now its all gone. Only 25k left, down 80%. Lots bullish positions in crash, made back most from puts, double down on puts, got fucked by unprecedented 40% rally.

>>18761730
Up 14% total today, which is amazing. A large portion of the mooning was thanks to my SM stock which was up 75%, but only takes up 10% of my portfolio.

>>18761658
>Very few jews support Trump anyway
haha, you're a funny guy

>>18761865
You deserve it for doubling down on the puts at that time. I don't understand why people take dumb risks during a slowing trend. I got out of puts as soon as the negative 7% days quit coming

>>18761730
+5.28%

Feels good

>>18761918
Fuck you too buddy.

>>18761898
He's absolutely right though, just look at donations from the 2016 election. Jews supported Hillary over Trump by a massive amount.

>>18761730
Up 23.3% today

Will probably never see such gains again

>>18761898
t-those are the good jews!

>>18761829
Oh god
>tfw
I bought DHT too :(

Why is it even going down?

>>18761805
fucked how, it sounds like we're in a golden bull run now

I am increasingly PISSED THE FUCK OFF by all the shit I sold at retard prices.

Also the shit I didn’t buy. FUCKING DEXCOM SHOPIFY TRADE DESK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SO I bought this shit today, how’d I do??

>>18761730
Good job

>>18761730
Up 3% for the day, I'm getting the "swing" of it so to speak, as far as swing trading goes. If I can make 150+ bucks this week, I'll have built my confidence up on this a lot, plus be able to make more than 30 bucks a day or so

tsla rippin up, if musk gets 750M payday, theres no q what will he buy

>>18761977
Making gains during big market movement is easy, holding them is hard. If you can't wrap your head around basic risk management you need to stay out of the market

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>>18761865
*Presses F and pays his respects*

>>18761730
+10.95% here

>>18761865
rip

>>18761730
Excellent day. About +8% or so. I'm getting really close to the +100% mark for the month.

>>18761979
>He's absolutely right though, just look at donations from the 2016 election. Jews supported Hillary over Trump by a massive amount.

Jews, an ethnic group of just 2-4% of the total, normally pay like 50% of the donations to each candidate. That election Clinton was supported like 60%-70 while Trump was only supported 40%. Big fucking deal. The jewish mobsters whose side the Orange Casino Jew represents did not suppor him quite as openly as the other side, that's all.

>>18761986
We are. Things are going to be fine. If you haven't bought in yet you missed the bottom though.

>>18761979
>>18762118
and he's immensely popular among young male jews

>>18762139
>>18761979
>and he's immensely popular among young male jews
because they have high enough IQ to see past the divisive right-left narrative that is fed to the american cattle. Just because Clinton was a candidate of the jews does not mean Orange Casino Jew was not one too

>>18761644
big boys jumped out in September 2019

>>18761801
The Fed has yet to touch equities, nor do I think they would. That would be a bell-weather for rough seas ahead if the Fed were to admit that US companies could no longer sustain organic growth. The capabilities were setup for various instrument purchases, but not equities. This article has an outline of where the money's gone and its trend over the past month: http://archive.is/Gkb8d..

It's certainly possible that some of that has made its way back into markets, but their goal was to prevent a systemic collapse. The monetary stimulus may not be enough, and they've even said that, though they also committed to extending their programs if need be. But no, the markets could take a nose dive off a cliff and it would be completely irrelevant as long as the economy is capable of recovery from this long-term, and has the necessary support to do so.

>>18762011
Waiting for the Q2 guidance in half an hour. Knees weak palms are sweaty

>>18760928
Fuck you kike. You have a kike mentality. If you weren’t a selfish prick you would understand the markets need to crash so the younger generations even have a chance at investing. FUCK YOU GLOWNIGGERS

>>18761056
Nope. Double top on QQQ

>>18761325
You are fucking retarded NAT looks like it’s going to dump to hell.

just bout 1100 jcp. call me based

>>18762600
See you at earnings

>>18760644
You are an absolute joke of a shill

>>18760675
Gains? What are those? Isn’t the stock market a device to transfer millennials’ wageslave earnings to the pockets of kike boomers?