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>>18749797
How do I short Satan?

>>18749797
I'm DCAing

>>18749797
Why do you invoke the name of the saviour in vain? Why do you associate him with swearwords? Do you think you're being funny?

>>18749797
got a call option, execute when needed

God isnt real anon. Stop believing fairy tales. You need to grow up and face reality like a man.

>>18749871
t. prays to saturn every night

>>18749871
You are God

>>18749805
See your local church for options.

>>18749836
I do associate heathens like >>18749871 with swearwords. But I do think that there is the chance that I used his name in vain, trying to help the blind see the light. I apologize deeply.

>>18749842
You always need Jesus in your life, Anon.

>>18749797
Jesus is a scam.

>>18749797
>Jesus?
jesus is not helping me get out of neetdom

>The guy who hate greed, gambling and money seeking faggots
Oh yeah, you're a real good christian OP. Jesus loves /biz/tards

>>18749797
I do invest in him, but I also don't want to go around and preach poverty, so I keep it wise and balanced. Read the OT, same advice can be found there. Jesus ate with rich people regularly.

>>18750188
>>18750203
repent

>>18749797
not on binance

Jesus was the biggest fucking Jew Shiller there ever was. He tricked stupid idiots to follow his cult with magic tricks and somehow ended up influencing all of society’s a result and due to a lack of technology and proper ability to document accurately and truthfully. His market of followers has been crashing for years since the advent of the industrial revolution and it will keep doing so until all idiots in society are wiped out or they attempt another crusade like the morons they are.

>>18749797
the ROI is shit
he will give it to the jews and i get some cucky spiritual tale about "not needing anything"

>>18750439
for what, what i do to repent?

>>18749797
your god is a jew with a mexican name, kek

>>18750507
It seems pretty clear that you are highly invested in sins.

>>18750677
Yep I am because sins are meaningless propaganda made up by the Jews and those in power to keep you in check and conform to their rules so you stay the nice little sheep that you are. Just waiting until you get slaughtered.

>>18749797
Matthew 25:27

Jesus was a jew

>>18749797
Jesus does not invest, he saves.

>>18750763
Jesus was the king of Jews, kike.

>>18749871
God is real. The actual issue is Jesus. The historical Jesus is not the same as the dramatized Jesus in scriptures. This has led many into worshipping Jesus as a personal God which is in direct contradiction with what the doctrines are actually trying to convey. So do you reject the absolute or do you reject the fraud that is the historical Jesus?

>>18750772
>>18750819
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+25%3A14-30&version=KJV

Jews got you by the balls

>>18749797
Because the antichrist is a better bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id6nCa_OTEM

>>18750746
>>18750507
>>18749871

Jesus is paying a dime for this rent. Even on a biz board. Just bought 1000 puts on satan

>>18750646
>>18750746
>>18750763
Evil and clever men adopted the historical names which were used to define spiritual designations (look into the origins of the words hebrew, isrealites, jews). Another example of this in the word Jerusalem which means the heavenly realms its not a place on a map. People have been unironically reading myths and thinking that the people they consider as primitive were incapable of using allegories and symbols so it must be "history"

>>18750746
>>18750507
>>18749871

Jesus isn't paying a dime for this rent. Even on a biz thread. Just bought 1000 puts on satan time to maturity the second coming

>>18749797
amen

Too many theological contractions in the Bible and church history on issues to worship but ain't got the balls to renounce him. I know that the nature of God is something beyond human comprehension and thus all doctrine explaining god to man are flawed but the shifting nature of doctrine on what God wants or even who is God shakes my faith.

>>18750949
Looks like a final solution 2.0 is needed here

Christianity is unironically why the West is getting feminized, SJWized, and picked apart by the crows

"Turn the other cheek" and "all men are special and should be loved" set the stage for this shit

>>18749797
>Be chill dude in 0 AD
>Study eastern Buddhism, see how the Jews could benefit from chilling the fuck out
>Start telling people to chill the fuck out
>People actually listen and start to chill the fuck out
>Happy.jpg
>Jews get pissed off that people aren't gibbing gains anymore
>W/e I just wanna fish with my bros and fulfill my power process
>Forget that my bros are also Jews
>One of them decides to betray me for some sheckles
>The Romans come and arrest me for "disturbing the peace"
>Jews demand I be executed
>Mfw all I wanted to do was hang out and make people chill with each other
>Mfw people think I'm literally the son of God when I never claimed to be
>Mfw the Jews murder me for telling people to be nice

Why invest in someone who doesn't understand long term market trends? Clearly people are shitty, long shitty people.

>>18749797