/biz/ - Business & Finance

I love cunny and hold 250 shares of TMDX, bros.

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>>18746503

Piss off lolicon

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BULLNIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>18746503
Based cunnychad

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>>18746503
sociopathy, insecurity, and yet narcissism combine to make a pedophile

futures tanking
BA earnings may drop the market, any bad tech earnings this week will trigger a selloff

>>18746503
For me, it’s milkers. Cunny is fine too tho.

ER

>futures cut in half
interesting turn of events! I just want to get this shit over with

>>18746541
Futures are green tho

>>18746503
how do I long cunny anon? I gotta know

>>18746550
they were like +1.3% at some point and just cut in half in a short interval

should I sell everything to go into cash, tanker stocks, and bitcoin?

>>18746543
Cows smell bad. Wanting to fuck a cow is degenerate

>>18746503
If you wouldn’t fuck a 14 year old girl, you belong on redd*t

Cuny is great. Not so with 8 year old pussy.

>>18746582
stop raping kids

>>18746572
I’m 50/50 SPY/Link. SPY is for sure a safe bet. Even if it’s a Great Depression I’ll get my money back in a year or two. Link is a good bet but you never know.

What's unironically the best way to lose money? I'm trying to reduce the balance on my broker's virtual account to match my actual funding. So, that I can try to practice within my actual limits.

>>18746591
You post this in every thread. Are you ESL or a schizo or were you just molested as a child? I love cunny too just fyi.

>>18746591
Are you retarded? I said cuny is good. Not so with children. ADULTS you halfwit. ADULTS is literally what I was talking about

>>18746603
fuck tipping culture. would rather get charged 20% more on my food than be obligated to tip. fuck restaurant owners for not paying their employees. fuck the united states for condoning it.

>>18746625
I have a sense or morality

>>18746603
Fuck these whores. Girls make like $250+ a night as waitresses. Then they have the nerve to bitch about one bad table

>>18746540
moralfag triggered yet again

>>18746648
>he doesn't hold himself to a higher standard and thinks that just because he wants something he deserves it
kind of a feminine mindset, tee bee h

>>18745803
why will it go up other than brrr or retail? the catpost has a lot of merit. we are at record unemployment, high uncertainty, largest and fastest stimulus, fast af drop and retrace, largest fed balance sheet. Why do you think it will still go up? the downside potential is absurd and likely to be violent. don't just say "oh muh stop losses" sure you can limit your exposure, but the volatility will swing any individual stock up or down 10 percent in a given day. look at fucking Google! You can't say people going short are without reason and stupid without also saying people going long are stupid and without reason right now. it's ludicrous.

>>18746612
I just shorted Oil blindly at max leverage and I'm fucking green.

Anyone know Helix Energy Solutions Group Inc ?
HLX

>>18746665
I think reddit or tumblr would be more your speed tee bee h

>>18746540

>>18746625
Kill your self you fucking demon

>>18746571
Yeah I realized after I posted I meant they had a lower PE. Tired rn

It sounds like you know what you’re talking about. I’ll seriously consider those companies. PEP, MSFT, and JNJ still seem kind of overbought for now so I’ll probably forgo DCAing for the time being. I’ll have to look at better analysis tools too. My brother tells me discounted cash flow is pretty much the only one you need I guess. And I’ll probably abandon BTI as well. Maybe I’ll get some energy or utility stocks.

>>18746503
A man of culture

>>18746514
>>18746582
>if I use a meme I saw once on r/4chan I'll fit in right??
fuck off you fucking retard

>>18746503
shills
always a terrible sign

Enjoy riding the newest BGFV/HMNY/LCI/GALT to -50%

>>18746648
the guy saves pictures of nude men as "inspiration"

he preaches about pornography being evil because he couldn't stop thinking about dicks and blames it on the porn

>>18746603
All women are ungrateful whores that need to be put in their place to become useful beings

>>18746724
Not liking pedophiles is a pretty universal thing. Please stop coping.

>>18746746
I’m so sick of you fucking kike degenerates shitting up /biz/. DEATH TO YOUR BLOODLINES

Time for the Deutsche Bank pill

>>18746769
There's a good chance it's a group from an anime themed discord. 100% they exchange actual CP between each other and shitpost everywhere they go. That's my guess.

They remind me of gay people. Whenever I've had to deal with gay coworkers, they're essentially sociopathic, insecure, but narcissistic to the point where they see nothing they do as wrong because fuck everyone else.

I hope someday they realize what they're doing is wrong and work against it to be better people with moral standards to live up to.

wherefore art my SQQQ brothers?

>>18746746
>the guy saves pictures of nude men as "inspiration"
Thank you for obsessing over me. Make sure to keep a .txt file ready on your desktop for new information about me. I'm very flattered.

Also, even if I was gay, what does it matter to you being a pedophile? Don't tell me you're going to clutch your pearl and call me degenerate or something

>>18746757
You need to fuck off

>>18746811
> pic related $17 average
>84 on other broker with a laughable average

>>18746832
or you'll what?

>>18746682
I just realized how fucking hard to actively lose your money doing random trades.

>>18746738
I'm not buying them right now, but I do think those are the stocks to own for the next 1, 5, and maybe 20 years.

>>18746769
you think Franklin checked the ages on his French whores?

stop coming here if you don't own any stock

get an education, learn a trade, get a career or even a job. Once you grow up a bit, you should learn the things your father was too big of a pussy to show you.

AMC SO EXTREMELY BASED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>18746785
lmao the EU is literally falling apart

>>18746836
ouch. i'm in more recently at $12.7ish avg. it's probably going under $12 tomorrow after google's earnings.

>>18746682
shorted oil yesterday and im -80% now lol

not really concerned though, oil is so violiate could be green today again

>>18746854
Fuck you boomer. Just die already. I have a fucking job. I’m working 90 hours a week right now. stroke out faggot

>>18746854
tell your friends to stop posting actual child porn on /tv/ please. thanks

>>18746877
I'm planning to do a 1k challenge only trading oil. Just waiting for my local broker to clear some of my funds so I can finally start this shit.

shill me some risky biopharma memestocks

>>18746889
i have this weird feeling that boomers live forever, they are part of the matrix simulation.

So not only is this newfag a schizo, but he's in high school?

>>18746877
had a friend who did that yesterday and got margin called. its the end of his trading career

>>18746757
I dont like pedos but if they keep moralfags like you off the site they are more than welcome

>>18746943
just tell him to delete the app

>>18746949
Do you not actually believe in any higher ideals? Like at all? Lmao what a life

>>18746877
>>18746943
fucking pepegas you short oil in 20s not 10s

>>18746727
kek

>>18746796
This reads like >>18746854
some late stage brain cancer.

>>18746922
I know what you mean. My dad trips me out sometimes it’s like he’s trapped in the matrix. I try to help him but he gets mad/ shuts me out. It’s really NPC behavior.
Also I don’t think some of us die. There’s a futurama meme that old people get hooked up to machines/ become energy while they live in VR for eternity. Or some of us don’t ever die of old age due to genetics /bloodlines (why do they push race mixing so much???)). I don’t think shitskins are immortal. Also if you get head chopped off/ shot in head you are dead but other than that.. I don’t think some of us die. Also if you actually experience death I have this weird theory that you stay that age forever. You stop aging if you die early. “The good die early”.

Uh guys is this bullish or bearish for TSLA

>>18746987
now this is schizo posting. Are you Charls?

>>18746989
Bear I think.

>>18746665
based

>>18746647
And that's not even a bad one. Fucking roastie cunts.
Had a longtime gf who was waitress/barmaid. She treated everyone the same. Her attitude was basically that the tips even out, and that there were worse ways to make a living and that if she didn't like it she could go do something else.

>>18746989
He's worried to death because if we jump start a recession/depression, no one will be in the market for new cars, only used cars at the most.

Guess what Tesla's entire business as a new car company relies on? New car sales.

>>18746889
then I don't know why you're such a child
takes time I guess, get a beer with a coworker you respect and see if you can figure out why you're still a boy.

>>18746757
Moralfags are universally disliked here. not because they're just, it's because of their superficial law cuckery

>>18746503
Up $60k YTD in oil & gas stonks and bullish on cunny.

>>18747000
No I’m not Charls. Don’t know who that is. Just a /pol/ kinda guy with an interest for /x/ stuff . Some of the GATE threads have interesting discussions about death

>>18747026
>he doesn't have any sort of ideological beliefs he wants to strive towards
pathetic.

>>18747002
I think so too. He probably just putting the finishing touches on his earnings call and was like fuck we lost so much money last quarter. And revenue for next quarter is projected to be three dollars and seventy two cents. total, not per share! Fuck this lockdown!

>>18747038
I do, but Im not here for that, now fuck off

>>18747000
>>18747033
>>>/r9k/

>>18746965
Attraction to youth is natural. Equating truth seekers with those who believe in feminist propaganda is evil in itself

>>18747041
If Tesla FINALLY goes bankrupt, that would probably make my year

>>18747016
No, sir. There is so much separation between the upper class now. The rich will still buy new cars while I wagecuck for 60k a year. Tesla's problem is luring them away from older companies.

>>18747038
>ideological beliefs
>he is a proud ideologue
ngmi

>>18747016
Recession got Elon looking at the moon like ‘well maybe we can terraform that one instead’

>>18747055
attraction to prepubescents is not natural and is a malignant sexual deviancy

>>18747063
don't tell me you're a pedophile AND an ancap. Well I guess that goes without saying. Libertarians/Ancaps tend to generally be pedophiles for some reason.

>>18746943
im only in a small position so no big loss

>>18746989
>if I shill for bullshit cope on twitter, the recession will magically recuperate

>>18747058
>rich will still buy
Many like to lease, kek. Tesla has a ton of staying power. Their Q1 will look ok I think. The rest of the year will be a nightmare, and it will still trade above 300

>>18746591
I'm 5 inches shorter than my dad and brother (they're tall), left handed and the least successful in my family. I think it all makes sense now

>>18747069
Puberty lol, tell me when that starts
>>18747082
No, I don't believe in Libertarianism. Politics don't matter as much as people want them to.

>>18746493
Elon is unequivocally based

>>18747094
>lease
That's an excellent point.

>>18747065
Honestly, I'm pretty unconvinced of Elon in general. He's just really really good at PR. He has the charisma of a good TED talker which is why I think so many people eat up his crap.

>>18747102
have fun with your "life" I guess

Sure is slave morality in here. You can tell these people have never owned any equities, treasuries, or real estate.

>>18746987
huh.
was your dad raised by a single mom? he does sound like a quitter

>>18747029
Nice.

>>18747063
>>18747102
sounds like we got a dangerous independent thinker in here
Someone boil the tar

>>18747082
because they have more respect for the inherent agency of people. they want people to be free to do as they wish, quite beautiful if you ask me

>>18747101
Exact opposite for me. I only fap to tits if ever. And you call me degenerate lmao

>>18747094
Does leasing a car still have the same profitability that a fledgling car company like Tesla requires?

If not, they might actually be done for with such large unemployment.

>>18747118
>have fun

Please stop replying to this faggot. He is literally in high school and posts nothing of value ever.

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_FpdOm4_2I

>>18747126
sounds poetic but every Ancap/Libertarian I meet is also genuinely on the spectrum. I'm not even saying that to be spiteful. It's a real observation.

I think the politics of that stuff appeals to the kids who worked hard in school and got good grades growing up but had 0 friends and were always alone, so they project this weird anti-social lone wolf mentality on to everyone.

>>18747151
But I want to start a soijak contest with him

>>18747069
delusional

>>18747138
>posts a soijack
don't tell me you go on /pol/ to complain about degenerates but then are A-ok with pedos lmao

>>18747157

what oil stock should i get before it BALLOONS

>>18747024
>>18747120
God I need a GF to get into the Jack cosplay outfits I have in my collection.
What are you buying right now Jack bro? I pulled out today early dumped into HTGC but have some cash left over.

>>18747163
>demand freedom for yourself as a first priority
>some moralfag highschooler on a chink codemonkey board calls you a nerd

>mfw filtered the Grim tripfag and literally never see his posts ever aside from his name minimized

I highly recommend 4chanX

>>18747173
I've been banned for posting that very graph multiple times, but I now have to recognize that it isn't necessarily true. Look up the source; you will find no such graph inside the claimed study and the exact data doesn't back it up either

>>18747177
>you are ze pedo file cuz muh embarrassed hole dood

>>18747203
duty > freedom

>>18747217

>>18747220
>why yes I die for Israel, how would you know?

>>18747214
*the data don't back it up either

so what is tomorrows play

>>18747238
Hey now, I don't magically agree to the US's ideas of duty. But throughout history, any great empire emphasizes duty to ones people and nation over individual freedom.

What's a bit funny to me is that lolbertarians and ancaps love businesses, which essentially, for the sake of actually getting tasks and goals done effeciently, emphasize duty over freedom. Why is a nation supposed to be any different?

>>18747237
>(You)

>>18747253
>babe, watch this. This guy is going to reply to me with my own post but post a silly cancer patient with bad facial hair every time.

>>18747251
>But throughout history, any great empire emphasizes duty to ones people and nation over individual freedom
What about the early U.S.?

>>18747248
these are the ads Im getting so

>>18747267
>>babe, watch this. This guy is going to reply to me with my own post but post a silly cancer patient with bad facial hair every time.
>look I'm a Chad, look this is me

>gets called out
>pretends to have him filtered
lmao transparent as fuck

>>18747182
I bought a couple AMD during the selloff yesterday, kind of hoping it tanks so I can scoop up some more. Also hoping NVDA and AMAT get sold off so I can buy them.

Otherwise I'm mostly waiting for things to get cheaper, hopefully Mastercard gets sold off so I can add some more of that too.

My list is mostly the same things and I just need to keep an eye out for opportunities to add to my positions or look for opportunity to sell premium/close spreads.

>>18747269
christ that's bullish

>>18746754
google what a quantifier is and tell me what you learned

>>18747268
the early U.S. was majority white and we had explicit laws enforcing morality from the start, essentially duty >= freedom. So I'm okay with that. We live in an era of hyper-comfort so everything is stagnating. That doesn't nullify what held true in the past, though.

>>18747285
>pretends
I really recommend 4chanX. You just click an arrow next to someone's post and can filter their tripcode and it forever minimizes all their posts in any thread they ever post in.

There's no pretending

>>18746989
Bully bull. This is Tesla we're talking about. It's going to pump until it does another blow off topper. Maybe breach $1000 for a short while.

>>18747312
man, tesla is like Pets.com from the dot com crash, but even crazier with the valuations.

>>18747294
>They valued their own independence in the early days, that's why they're essentially the same to a lawcuck who is proud to file taxes. Duty = Freedom m'lady

I don't like pedos either but I've been around the internet and I infinitely prefer people who post and obsess over 2D children rather than those who do the same with 3D children.

>>18747354
the ones vocal about 2d children do watch porn of 3d children. They just obviously don't go around talking about it openly.

>>18747322
To be fair to Elon chan and his company, there is more meat to it than a dot com startup pure hype thing like the petscom. However, I think his following is on a whole new level of fervently devoted to the dream. It's practically a religion for some people.

>>18747350
>>>/pol/

>>18747363
I know for a fact you pulled that out of your ass.

Can you guys just shut the fuck up, this is a stonks general

>>18747354
this is completely irrelevant to the cunny conversation.

the only thing sexy about 3d children is making them

>>18747374
Sure. They are actually hiring bright minds and really attempting to create new innovative competitive technology. However, that in no way justifies the valuations when he is chronically on the verge of bankruptcy

If a company can't efficiently run their internal organization cost effectively AND produce ground breaking technology, there will simply be another company that does once they go bankrupt.

>>18747396
cunny as a term was invented by /tv/

>>18747378
do you really think they just hit a magic stop sign and don't do that?

>>18747375
>/pol/tard detected. stop posting

>>18747363
>watch porn of 3d children.
Bwahaha real children are Annoying as fuck most of the time. 2D > 3DPD
I barely can fap any real people anymore. I wish to live in anime world.

>>18747413
>However, that in no way justifies the valuations when he is chronically on the verge of bankruptcy
I don't disagree with that.

>>18747416
ah you might be right about that one
they got some sick fucks over there, but damn has sneed cracked me up more times than I can count 4U

Anyhow that guy is a retard reddat highschooler. He probably thinks that people who like vore are also cannibals.

>>18747416
popularized*

>>18747267
>tfw there’s no babe though...

>>18747423
do you think people who like and have access to 3D children in whatever form would bother with 2D ones

The cultures are completely separate.

Why do futures always pump, then the market opens slightly green, and closes red?

>>18747434
Do you have your eyes on any proto-Tesla companies that are doing what Tesla is doing but under a sustainable model?

I think we'll see Tesla go under and several companies just resume their work from where it was left off and they'll be worth major $$$

>>18747388
no this is elite general

>>18747432
Have actual sex incel

>>18747432
>kids are annoying so because of that I don't actually jack off to CP
>but kids when they're drawn aren't annoying so I jack off to those
this makes no sense. I wasn't aware you could have conversations with CP

China is in deep shit. Australia and other nations are taking a hostile tone towards the CCP

>>18747432
>Bwahaha real children are Annoying as fuck most of the time. 2D > 3DPD
I barely can fap any real people anymore. I wish to live in anime world

>>18747452
Tesla won't go under for a while. Their following is too great and I bet they will spin it like Tesla will save the post Corona economy with their green future proof cars.
>The air was so clean the past months! Don't you want that everyday, we have to save Tesla!

>>18747476
The future belongs to China and Russia, I'm afraid.

Europe's gene pool is too wasted from the European civil wars and America's demographics will make it balkanize. I don't believe that China isn't a military threat to the US.

Spider on my ceiling.

>>18747476
China is led by a fat retard who tries to give the Jew SA a cheap casus belli

>>18747476
the economic consequences of corona will be worse than any diplomatic snafu. Enron the Country is about to get margin called. PRC is not an economy that can afford to slow down

>>18747481
wow, that sure sounds fucked up and miserable. Have you tried cleaning up your diet and exercising to boost your T-levels? You might also be dopamine fried from porn addiction

Reminder that no one is THIS stupid.

>>18747492
I hate that you're right. Fuck. Good thing I'm not short Tesla. Whoever successfully shorts Tesla for the last time will be fucking set.

>>18747493
you've been reading too much stormnigger fanfic

>>18746493
Elon is right. Trump said there would only be 60,000 dead. We're at 58,000 dead today and there's more than 2,000 new dead per day currently so that will be tomorrow. That means this whole virus is done by Friday. Talk about bullish! FREE AMERICA NOW!

>>18747503
>wow, that sure sounds fucked up and miserable. Have you tried cleaning up your diet and exercising to boost your T-levels? You might also be dopamine fried from porn addiction
I barely ever fap lmao, all I do is disagree with your lawcuckery
>wait until she's 21 to fuck her, it's not like she was a sloot before

>>18747481
based and final realizationpilled

>>18747493
I’m shorting China. Have fun betting on a loser. China’s future looks bleak

>>18747514
People see Tesla as the new paradigm which they need now as otherwise "it was all for nothing we are back to destroying the planet". After the current lockdown split (on side says open and one side says stay closed) we might see the economic startup split where one side will say they just want to fire it up with fossils to save jobs and people, and the other side wants to rise from the ashes anew.

Zoomers think Tesla is this novel, innovative company but in reality it is more a legacy zombie company which sets the stage for other, actually innovative players. But Tesla, with its absurd following, hoggs the spotlight and doesn't allow other players to enter the market. In the end Tesla will be worse for EV vehicles the longer they exist.

who here ready for the JCP moon tomorrow?

>>18747539
Nice, finally done with this virus! And to think Merkel said every German will catch it, she should've also set a limit right away.

>>18747432
>>18747481
this desu

>>18747498
There's a tiny spider living in my bathroom next to the sink. It has built a small web between wall and mirror. I like it and wish it well catching the occasional gnat that works its way through the ventilation from outside.

All other interloper insects in my apartment get collected and released in my pet geckos' terrariums.

>>18747498
Bullish according to my indicators.

>people freaking out over an audit report that said there wasn't not everything incorrect
literally why shouldnt i buy?

>>18747538
I'm not being far fetched. The Balkan Wars occurred between the same race.

Do you really think that with America's changing racial demographics that it wont' eventually balkanize or at least psuedo-balkanize?

>>18747551
good analysis, thank you.

>>18747514
a wise anon once said tesla is the new AOL: people own it to be hip and put divine faith in its eternal growth
>>18747539
yeah yeah yeah its easy to shit on Trump for giving people HOPE. but if democrats really fucking cared, why haven't they passed a single law against corona? they still control the House and they haven't done jackshit.

>>18747501
I’m not an economist, I’m a 2nd rate political tactician. All I know is world leaders get really fucking angry when their unemployment rate goes up to 20%. When people get angry, they become hostile and irrational.

These cocksuckers at Amazon and Google won’t be able to hold back Trump or any other country from bashing China’s skull in.

>>18747570
You sound like a fat retard. The states have absolutely no incentive to split up.

>>18747586
I'm a bear, I don't put faith in the democrats either

>>18747586
I vaguely recall AOL but was a kid at the time it was big and my parents used it a lot. Was AOL the equivalent to Tesla at the time?

>>18747016
Elon's grand strategy is to just fold a failing company into a more successful one. he did that with solar city, which was acquired and made part of tesla, then he hyped up tesla + solar charging, and next when tesla fails due to a fairly serious recession, he'll bailout tesla via spacex, and spacex gets unlimited brrr from the gov.

spacex is the grand umbrella. he also has investors in the boring company and the neuralink company, each can help bailout tesla. this is why tesla stock is still high, most have realized his strategy by now. remember all the drama behind the 420 tweet? that's old news now. he cleared that easily. i think he's a con man, sure but one of the most brilliant ones of his generation. we're not going to see a sperg-larping-as-a-tech-genius-salesman like him for another 50-100 years. estronauts invest in tesla because they think elon is the next steve jobs but really he is better than steve jobs.

>>18747570
tell us your scenario

>>18747592
they don't have to split up but there will be obvious racial divisions in cities and states where it may as well be split up.

How often do you find yourself walking through an all black neighborhood?

>>18747473
41 posts, my lord you are cancerous.
Did Tesla kill your puppy or something?

>bought calls a week ago on shell
>been crabbing all week

Something super weird going on though... price will fluctuate wildly, like from one cent to two dollars, bought at 1.30. Put up a sell at 2$, price drops to 90 cents. Cancel it, shoots back up. Could do it all day basically. And when it drops to a cent, try to buy, shoots back up to a dollar. There's no way there's so little volume on shell that I can fuck with the price that hard with ten calls, so what gives?

>>18747611
Are you on Robinhood?

>>18746631
I used uber eats the other day and they literally asked me if I wanted to pay the restaurant $2 more for no reason. And that's in addition to the service fee, deliver fee, tax, driver tip and higher prices most restaurants charge there.
This shit is getting out of hand.

>>18747616
Yeah, cause I'm a dingus

>>18747570
/pol/ limits all historical analysis to bizarre Victorian notions of race.
Yugoslavia was never a "real" nation. it was created by diplomatic arrangements in 1918. balkanization happened because it was an artificial country propped up by geopolitical tensions; Yugoslavia was able to play Cold War tensions to secure aid (financial, military, and diplomatic) as needed, even when it long should've collapsed due to internal tensions. when the bizarre circumstances ended, it ended. its kind of like how North Korea only exists due to tension between superpowers. Russia and PRC support it based on how upset they are with Americans.
the US is a "real" nation. Americans identify as Americans. Americans want to continue identify as Americans. that alone is enough to keep a nation intact.
see Russia remaining intact over the 19th century as proof. order can break down repeatedly, anarchy can prevail, brother can kill brother in civil war, but as long as people identify as that nationality, the nation remains.

>>18747606
>racial divisions in cities and states
people already self segregate, why would people split up more formally

>>18747611
Other investors can see call volume and react accordingly.

Thinking about dropping some shekels on VBIV, any reason I should'nt? Also looking at INO summer puts, they're real cheap

>>18747605
>Hispanics keep immigrating and having children like crazy
>whites keep NOT having children and do white flight up north when it gets worse
>majority hispanic states start setting their political narratives on par with Mexican culture and interests over national interests
>eventually its just recognized that a state is a "hispanic" state or along those lines and you don't really go there

Just a guess. I have no crystal ball, but obviously racial demographics fucking hate each other and interact like oil and water. The more we try to do a "melting pot" the more we'll ruin ourselves. Look at Canada. They're importing a lot of Chinese immigrants and if you go to certain parts of Vancouver, it's literally no different than China because no one there cares to learn English/French or even put up signs in English/French for their businesses.

>>18747606
There's always been segregation and ghettos you fat retard.

>>18747630
>see Russia remaining intact over the 19th century as proof. order can break down repeatedly, anarchy can prevail, brother can kill brother in civil war, but as long as people identify as that nationality, the nation remains.
to correct a typo; see Russia remaining intact over the 20th century.
from tsarism to provisional gov to military anarchy to bolshevism to cowboy capitalism

>>18747646
I'm not fat though.

>>18747609
>tfw can't sleep and want to talk some shit

>>18747413
I get ya, but I also think that uncle sam has elon's back, just look how tsla has shrugged off any legal issues and all the shady shit that's been going on

>>18747627
I recommend Fidelity. I’m a noob who tried Robbinhood. Didn’t like the fees. Dad told me to do Fidelity, and the fees are super low.

>>18747630
Americans seeing themselves as purely Americans is a newer idea. At the start, states very literally saw themselves as mini-countries because they more or less were.

>>18747627
Robinhood order books are always like this. I'm not sure if it's bots or what, but this is something I've noticed quite a bit. Try not to play into the game be patient with your orders.
>>18747653
Post a picture of yourself fatty.

>>18747654
>just look how tsla has shrugged off any legal issues and all the shady shit that's been going on

what have they done that is illegal? I'm unaware.

>>18747493
>gene pool wasted
that's bullish, didn't you know? also, europe is quite the opposite that's why europe is so bearish kek

>>18747663
>Americans seeing themselves as purely Americans is a newer idea. At the start, states very literally saw themselves as mini-countries because they more or less were.
ahh yess its only 200 years old. 200 years is a long time anon. Yugoslavians essentially NEVER identified as Yugoslavian. why would they?
hell, in the 20th century, most Russians had identified as "Russian" for less than 200 years. Russian expansion was a relatively recent phenomenon

Any particular reason for this oil rally while I was asleep? Demand is still fucked. Are RH niggers still buying?
>>18747653
Yes you are.

Thoughts on wirecard? An audit report hahah!
>>18747699
USO went up 800%, robinhooders are going to buy this multibagger

>>18747689
the generations can also shift their identity. I think we're seeing a sparking resurgence of people preferring to identity as any other racial heritage before they see themselves as American. If enough of that is more normalized, it will cause problems.

>>18747699
I'm not though. I exercise regularly and do athletics in my off time.

>>18747663
>states very literally saw themselves as mini-countries
They still are, there's Texans for instance and I want all californians dead.

>>18747706
then post body

>>18747724
sorry, I'm not interested in doxxing myself for an internet child porn group that already hates me for not being a pedo

>>18747630
>Americans identify as Americans
Not the non-western slaves the jews keep importing en masse. Our country is demographically wrecked.

>>18747704
Fucks sake. How burnt are these faggots gonna get? Gonna have to wait until next week for this shit to drop to below $10 at this rate.

>>18747706
>the generations can also shift their identity. I think we're seeing a sparking resurgence of people preferring to identity as any other racial heritage before they see themselves as American. If enough of that is more normalized, it will cause problems.
most people see their racial identity as congruent with being American. hell, the argument for equality is coached in American values, terms, and laws. arguments on the basis on American values. MLK Jr. is considered an American hero.
im not terribly worried about the decline of the American identity.

>>18747758
anon... Have you ever been around hispanics? They give zero shits about what it means to be an American. zero. Black people, maybe.

Rev up those screeners because I plan to profit today!

>>18747735
cope

>>18747704
Lmao I bought 20 shares of USO for the lulz and was wondering why my account went up $300 overnight. RH isn't even allowing it to be traded.

>>18747766
>Have you ever been around hispanics? They give zero shits about what it means to be an American.
I've seen them cook barbecues and wave american flags on july 4th, that's good enough for me.

>>18747766
>They give zero shits about what it means to be an American
Based

>>18747785
alright. If you insist

>>18747636
I mean yeah, but like... its fucking shell. 37$ call too, so it isn't even that absurd or anything

>>18747681
well, it's not illegal because basically no one except einhorn etc have been investigating, but 'funding secured', the european accounts recievable shit, other funky balance sheet stuff and the recent thing with the negligence insurance. If someone like Icahn or Ackman had done it, all the agencies would be up their asses. Maybe I'm wrong.

>>18747704
>800%
how leveraged is USO?

>>18747789

Reverse split. The shares will be gone by market open

>>18747103
That's right drone. The master want you back in the cage. He needs another million for his 7th house. And if you get ill he'll just replace you.

>>18747794
>I just wanna grill for God's sake!
it goes deeper than that, dad.

>british economy going down the shitter
>business posting grim earnings reports
>FTSE 100 breaks above 6k
it's all so tiresome

Convince me why DOW is a bad pick
>cheap oil = petrochemical industry benefits
>8% yield
>Potential upside to $40-50
If it did nothing but go up to $40 and pay it's dividends this year, you make 22%. If it goes up to it's pre-coronavirus high, you get a whopping 74% yearly return.

>>18747830
P

Why aren't the other tankers going up as much as NAT? Is it the Cramer effect?

>>18747814
Yes I’ve been in 3 reverse splits.
1 I didn’t know was coming.
Waiting for leftover fractional shares payback on 2.
1-3weeks is what they say.
I’m 1 week in on one of them.

>>18747805
>barely more than half the size of doors
>jacked af
>characteristic beard and hairline
wtf Alex didn't expect you to post here, what's with your YT channel

>>18747847
who is alex?

>>18747840
jones act

>>18747838
Its the type of stock I'd want in my IRA

>>18747860
>who is alex

>>18747838
I’m stupid and don’t know anything about Dow or the stock market in general. I’m currently holding SPY/Link. Should I buy some DOW at morning bell?

>>18746493
Hey guys, started a thread looking for a Vibe-Check, not a huge amount of interest.

Could anyone here give me some opinions?

>>18747343

>>18747840
Tankers generally inverse oil price right now.

>>18747805
Fatty.

>>18747886
Alpha destiny?

Are you genuinely blind? Here's a picture of Alpha Destiny (Alex). Now look at the picture of me. Different chest insertions, chest hair, skin tone, height, beard trim, etc.

Now worship my feet at being an aesthetic GOD

>>18747916
topkek.

>>18747343
Chad

>>18747916
>>18747805
>>18747931
Sad fatty.

>>18747896
>tesla short is a conspiracy sperg who thinks TMZ tier drama affects share prices
drink bleach

>>18747895
Create a business
Consult a financial adviser (claim their expenses)

Set this up right dude, dont just trade and lose. TA is bullshit lies and magic FA is the only real truth

>>18747927
not your pic

>>18747895
Eeehhh, have you begun studying?
I wouldn’t buy dow unless I planned to short it and sdow.

>>18747941
maybe, but if you could post your loses too im sure we'll see.

Also
>didnt remember rogan
>didnt remember grimes

>doesnt remember the massive payday elon is lining up to cash out

>>18747948
darn. you've caught me, detective. I've obviously not supplied my actual picture to a bunch of strangely obsessed pedophiles.

>>18747916
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

do you think his parents know?
I guess gays are allowed to adopt now a days.

>>18747941
also, if you could make an argument against it, id really appreciate it. thanks anon, i may just drink some bleach, thats been popular in the news lately for some reason

>>18747959
Elon and Grimes was the weirdest thing I heard about him lately. Out of all the women, he picks fucking grimes? Why? Why? Why Elon?

All of my bong funds are soaring, FTSE100 is green again and was solid green yesterday but held back on putting too much in a few weeks back.

I went 65% invested in North America which looked to have a better upside and is letting me down.

what is that fat orange idiot fucking playing at?

>>18747972
I bet she’s fun as fuck in the bedroom. And prolly fun to get high and bullshit with.

>>18747984
yeah but didn't he knock her up? You don't knock up that kind of chick. Definition of a bad investment.

>>18747972
>>18747896
It gets more hilarious than that.

He literally fucked a PR machine and sponsored her legal fees and is now paying as much as he can to distance himself

>>18747493
Fix your HIV epidemic and alcohol poisoning first, Ivan.

>>18747959
>joe rogan
literally just put the date on a tesla chart and you'd see why you're a turbotard

tesla is a bubble but dumb gay shorts like you keep inflating it by getting squeezed

>>18747992
No.

2900 party today?

>>18748014
No, Jerome. Please no more account flattening.

>>18747990
and you think this has literally any impact in the slightest on share price why

If robinhood could stop bugging out and actually show me my losses, that would be nice.

>>18748026
Its in the thread.

Just looking for legit reasons why im wrong.

Havnt heard one yet..

>>18748027
All the platforms are designed to fuck you as the consumer.

Besides gotta use that order flow manipulation for something! Might not be legal, but they'll only cop another small fine

US recognizing Taiwan soon.

>>18748041
because retarded celebrity gossip and schizo conspiracies are not relevant to the stock market, why do you keep insisting they are?

My credit union charged me $20 for violating Regulation D even though the Fed got rid of the 6 transfer limit last Friday. Think they will refund me so I can buy more ATHX?

>>18748056
Holy absolutely fucking based if true

Alright anons, let's test that oil meme to the test. 1k OIL only challenge.

>>18747559
>people lie to avoid being stigmatized by a society that rejects nature and institutes unnatural laws

your onion on this image?

RTX trading at $66.52 (€61.20) on the German market. Is there weird arbitrage at play here or did RTX go up again?

I CAN'T LOSE MORE MONEY
MY BROS ON /BIZ/ WILL WIPE THE FLOOR WITH ME.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE ON THE BIZ STOCK EXCHANGE AGAIN

>>18748075
Godspeed anon. What does the OIL track?

Ok why would we drop any time soon? Stock market looking more and more bullish by the day.

>>18747000
is that the guy that posts the 5g stuff on /g/?

>>18747896
Why would anyone care about Elon's personal relations?

>>18748082
Looking good

>>18748014
Get the 3000 hats back out. It could be this week.

>>18748058
the entire market just dumped on news
>you tell me media has no effect

i need a better argument than "youre wrong"
why am i wrong?

>>18748053
Turns out it was just a reverse 8:1 split being weird. Robinhood saw the share price of USO go from 2 dollars to 16, and thought I made bank. Honest programming error, oh well. Made me happy for a fleeting moment. Rip

>>18748112
Take a look at other times where the market harshly reacted to tabloid type news. These provide rare opportunities to exploit short term movements that are quickly forgotten. Pepsi, Tesla, and Nike are all recent examples of this.
>>18748121
If you're holding USO anon please look at how the fund is managed and allocated. Many people are under the false impression that it directly tracks the actual price of oil.

>>18748121
Have you looked up their 606 filing?

>>18748129
I just got in yesterday for the split. It might see a spike in buys when people see the high share price, which is my plan to cash in on. I'll sell a few minutes after open and hope to make off with some smol profits

>>18748129
I agree, "trading the news" is a joke.
FA and proof or nothing. Im not saying telsa will die, just become realistically valued once theres more attention and a safety net in place for institutions

Buttcoin is moving

>>18747105
Have you seen this Rogan podcast? He's a fucking sperg.

>>18748129
I love the market wizs are all aligned against USO because it trades futures contracts and not the commodity itself. You do realize futures contracts will recover well before the actual price will, right?

>>18748175
Why so? What was bad in your eyes? I feel like thats really tame comparitivly to some of the reports people are going to print

>>18747568
I posted this yesterday, theyre getting dumped by partners as a result

>>18748129
>If you're holding USO anon please look at how the fund is managed and allocated
hteir allocation changes faster than my positions lol

>>18748204
The hell is curve? A fintech for the euroZone that issues you a credit or debit card, but you have to already have a credit or debit card?

Just what I needed!

>>18748129
>Pepsi, Tesla, and Nike are all recent examples of this.
Wait what happened to Pepsi???

>>18748170
I'm not buying your bags.

>>18748148
I've only ever seen downward movements after RS, good luck anon!
>>18748154
Selling the news and doing the inverse of the news is truly the patrician way.
>>18748183
You're right. I'm pointing it out because the amount of news claiming, "OIL IS LITERALLY PAYING YOU".
>>18748249
This silly shit
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/business/kendall-jenner-pepsi-ad.html

damn look at that IRBT swing yesterday
straight to 60, then back down to 55
I was tempted to buy some more under $50, I might buy if it goes down towards $50 again

>>18748249
>Just what I needed!
yes its very niche product but its exactly what I needed. I have more than 12 debit/credit cards and I rarely need them, Curve is perfect for me since I now carry just 3 cards instead of 10+
but if you have one bank with one debit one credit card then yeah its pointless

chances for the FED to raise the rates is too high

I'm out

>>18748259
Oh that IS silly shit. And always a buying opportunity. I Wonder if PG got hit from that reactionary freak out about that Gillette ad. Sometimes though...

I’m a bit worried if that Mark Bristo shit ever boils over. Ceo of Barrick gold, apparently a big trophy hunter. There’s always some risk from that shit which makes me very skeptical of Buffett’s “diversification is for idiots” old speech.

Like, how could anyone have know Papa John would say that on a conference call? What if there’s footage somewhere of the CEO of Microsoft kicking a puppy? There would be instant boycotts and maybe much worse. The US really does love those pupperinos...

>>18748320
True, we haven’t seen inflation like this since the 70’s oil shock. Jeromes gonna volcker this shit. Just nip it in the bud before it gets out of hand.

>>18748320
Very unlikely while country is still partially shut down. It would waste the QE done to this point to jump the gun on a rate hike.

>>18748320
the market is pricing in a 100% probability of rates staying where they are

>>18748200
He reminded me of someone I went to school with. This guy was the perfect computer sperg stereotype. You couldn't really talk to him because he never knew what to say. Only very short replies and shit ton of
>ehhmm....yeah...ahhh
while his eyes went everywhere through the room but your face until he got self aware of his eye contact avoidance. Then he just stared into your face like a dead fish without saying anything. He also has the same neck touching tick. Everything about his body language screams awkward.

>>18748351
>>18748320
do you actually this so ?
>>18748359
this will end well lol
>>18748353
I agree, inflation control is thing of the next Qs

>>18746836
We're almost like twins

>>18748364
The school mate you are describing was most likely autistic. That description you wrote is right on the money for it.

>>18748364
>>18748423
High-functioning autism (Asperger's) by the sounds of it.

>>18748359
how much do we expect to drop if they increase it ?

>>18747559
Attraction is an evolutionary trait to ensure the desire to procreate. One can procreate when one hits a certain age/development stage. This is usually 14 and older. This is all fucking logical but people are too blue-pilled to accept this. Doesn't mean we should all go around fucking 14 year olds because in this world we created that is not deemed to be acceptable however it is fucking logical when looking at the primal side of things.

>>18747794
Spics literally wave mexican flags while demanding more gibs from us. We never should have let non-western slaves flood in here, but the jews want cheap labor for all occupations (and destroying the cultural cohesion of their host nation is a nice benefit).

>>18748364
But whats so bad about it?

I think Rogan was really good for him, especially for the youth.

If he's autistic thats another layer of teflon.
Makes me uncomfertable and cringe, but Im not sure why thats so particularly bad?

>>18747840
I pray for DHT. They had the most solid balance sheet of all tankers and I believe they are managed well. The pre market shows quite some green but we'll see. 6th of May is their earnings report.

>>18748484
Nope.

It's social, almost entirely unless you want to give up your other favorite argument against transgenders.

Stop trying to defend pedophilia

Nio is up 15%

^this is one of the dumbest posts I’ve ever seen

>>18748511
I guess we parted at "bad" or smth.
You said he has charisma.
I said he has the charisma of an autist.

>>18748483
it's difficult to answer because of how inconceivable it would be for them to raise or cut rates right now
I'd say something like -5% , plus or minus another 5%, but who knows
The rate won't change, the important thing tomorrow will be what they say about future rate changes and policy measures.

>>18748522
What an absolute mong

>>18747055
Attraction to people under 14 is not natural, not in the benefit of procreation and useless to ensuring the survival of the species thus just as dysfunctional as homosexuality. Both are a disorder and anyone with a liberated brain can see that.

>>18748522
Attraction is social? Are you fucking out of it?

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new thread

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>>18748543
No i guess i mean to say the youth can relate to an autistic, pot-smoking, chad CEO which is why it went higher after dumping.
But traditionally (to traditional investors) he would've folded the company right there

>>18748559
Where am i wrong? If sexuality is genetic, everything you love to say about the gays and troons is proven false. you cant have it both ways

Was it not a veiled attempt to defend pedophilia?

>>18748522
You are completely missing my point. Anything under the age where one is suitable for procreation is abhorrent. If one is suitable for procreation then it is absolutely logical that one can have an attraction to that person. You should educate yourself as to what the "age of enlightenment" is and realize that the construct of age of consent is just as much social programming as anything else. Why do you think the age of consent differs so much across the world? Age of consent in Germany is 14. Why do you think that is?

>>18748569
Provide citations or at least some fucking reasoning behind your sentences please. How is there no benefit of procreation if the person is younger? Do you understand the point of procreation? It is to create another human, how is that in anyway blocked by a persons age if they are biologically speaking ready to breed? Also how is it useless to ensuring the survival of the species if it is literally procreation?

Holy fuck you are breaking my brain. Please stop speaking.

>>18748571
Explain non biologic asexuality, or all time high incels then? or priests/nuns etc? (yes they fuck kids, but the point is socially they're supposed to be celibate) Theres a biological drive, but sexuality and how you express it is social.

If you want to fuck children, thats on you. But socially is why you dont do it. (hence biology not being the driver)

if you guys want to discuss pedophilia there is already an entire board for that
>>/tv/

>>18748602
What possible evolutionary advantage is there to homosexuality or transgenderism?
That behaviour instead has root in nuerochemical imbalances.
And how can it be a veiled attemp to defend paedophilia when there is no evolutionary advantage to fucking prepubescent girls?

>>18748583
Oh, I don't know. I have never thought highly of Musk but that podacast really put me off. I can't imagine that someone else comes to a different conclusion but you only have to read the youtube comments. Some people really want to like him I guess and interpret all his autism as attributes of a genius. Tsla stock crashed after this I think.

>>18748620
You cannot procreate if your body is not developed enough to support procreation.. That should not require citations. You had basic biology in school I assume? Attraction is a psychological mechanism to ensure procreation happens. The vast majority of people are attracted to people who can support procreation and since that starts at around the age of 14 it is normal to be attracted to developed people around that age. That is just primal nature. That is also why around that age people start to have sexual thoughts and why the age of consent in Germany is 14.

>Do you understand the point of procreation? It is to create another human, how is that in anyway blocked by a persons age if they are biologically speaking ready to breed?
That is what I am saying. If one is able to procreate then it is logical that another is attracted to that potential mate.. That age is generally around 14. Younger people are usually not able to procreate which is why most people are not attracted to anyone younger than that and why I think people attracted to people younger than the age of potential procreation is disorder. Just like homosexuality and the like. Those types of attractions do not serve procreation and do not sustain life thus they are disorders.
I have a feeling you are not understanding me. Perhaps it is because English is not my primary language or perhaps its because you might be an idiot.

>>18747981
Fellow Brit here, what funds are you in?