/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fug :-DDD

Why da benis go red guise? :-DDD

fuck tripfags REFR to $10

I love cunny and I also hold AMD puts.

Ford gonna get in the 4s

>he held onto GOOGL puts
oh no no no...

>>18738266
fidf fur fugg

>AMD missed earnings

google earnings are going to be shit at a time when everyone is sitting around on the internet all day

I have complete confidence in NET, you should too. Buy NET.

NOOOOO BULL BROS I TRUSTED YOU GUYZZZZ THE BRRRR MEME AND GREEN DILDOS WHYYYYYY

Does ET have potential or is it just a meme?

WHY IS IT PUMPING WTF THESE ARE MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINgs

I zink za beahs spoke too zoon

>>18738296
how slow are you

>>18738296
WHERE ARE THEY

DERE WE GO GORREGD ING GOLOR AND NOW IDS OG :-DDD

>>18738303
wadge oudd in da avdermarget :::DD:DDDD:D

FUCK AFTER HOURS KIKES

>>18738202
Up .67%

Got a little FRO and NET as memestocks but FRO is the only one that stayed positive by EOD. Disappointed that Nintendo slowly stumbled downward, but BingBingWahoo will prevail in the end, I know it. JCP is finally seeing some gains, just have to see if they'll last longer than opening tomorrow.

>>18738311
Wrong shill.

>>18738322
>GOOGL
>Results are out. Revenue of $41.16B beats a $40.82B consensus. EPS is $9.87, below a $10.68 consensus.

>>18738302
I bought 1000 shares at 23.45 at close today. am I retarded fuck head or a financial genius

>This wouldn't be happening if blumpf wasn't the cheeto in chief right now!

>>18738348
bears on suicide watch

>>18738290
Clown market says missed earning cause stocks to moon. I hope you have AMD calls.

>>18738280
gonna be even harder to stay away but my hands are strong and fake cheapies shall be avoided

GOOGLE MISSED
AMD MISSED
MSFT MISSED
LMAO AT YOUR LIVES BULLNIGGERS

>>18738348
at a time when almost the entire population of the WORLD is sitting around on the internet

>>18738335
>>18738335
>FUCK AFTER HOURS KIKES
they move the stock price way more than intraday.
It sucks any significant gain I have ever made was through holding overnight. Intraday trading is bullshit.

>>18738348
SELL SELL SELL

>>18738354
Ya we would be in full scale world war with Russia right now hehehehehe. Silly drumpf !

>>18738371
F big fucking miss too

>>18738202
It was a good one, but my open SPY calls are hurting

>>18738371
MSFT is tomorrow retard

>>18738348

>>18738348
Starbucks similar. Beat on revenue and miss on EPS. I think we rally bigly tomorrow now that consumer spending is still up.

>>18738371
Could have been worse. Extremely bullish

>>18738371
google is mooning monkey

I can't understand people who don't buy travel stocks right now, it's like you're not even trying to make money

How many hours till BA earnings?

>>18738371
PRICED IN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>>18738397
>firds gourder
o noe :DDDDDD:DD:DDDDDD

I bought some more MSFT just before the ending bell

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

What did they mean by this?

>jewgle and amd are green 15 minutes after market close

Don't care. They will give these gains back tomorrow premarket and the thing is gonna shit tomorrow. Tomorrow -4%. I am supremely confident. Screencap this.

where's DHT bro?

FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK

DEXCOM BLEW OUT NUMBERS 214%???????

I’m never going to get to buy this goddamn based company profiting off of obesity and saving lives.

>>18738277
>holding naked puts
>not selling call spreads and enjoying IV crush

Otherwise you’re quite based.

GET BELOW 2800 DAMN IT, GAVIN FROM CALIFORNIA JUST SAID HAIR SALONS BEING ALLOWED TO OPEN UP IS MONTHS AWAY

Paycom just TANKED

>>18738439
>stock crash so sudden they had to sell their internet servers just to keep the lights on

I just woke up.
What the fuck did l miss?

OOOOOO WE BE BUMBINGGGGG :---DDDDD
DIS ING IS SDRONG :-D

>>18738441
snap scenario possible but not probable

What kind of hell am I in for with Boeing?

>>18738335
Agreed, high levels of Jewish fuckery going on.

>>18738371
fake news

Google gonna lead us higher tomorrow. Imagine being a retarded bearcuck.

>>18738459
>>18738462
haha greed benis :DD:DDDDD:::DDDDDD

Today I bought $8k MSFT, $4k FB, and $4k GOOGL. Looks like GOOGL is gonna be alright which means that FB should do okay on their ER tomorrow.

>>18738454
tankerchads vindicated, bullniggers btfo, bobos partying

>>18738441
You're an annoying faggot and you're always fucking wrong yet you continue posting your salty garbage.
I bet you don't even have a trading account.

>Ford projects adjusted pretax loss of $5 billion in the second quarter

GREEN ALL THE WAY TOMORROW

BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

BRIZED IN :-----DDDDDDDDDDD

Wew I don't like that googel missed
>>18738400
Here this will explain me head hurts I'm going back to sleep
https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2016/08/how-does-svxy-work/

This economic crash was artificial because of an orchestrated panic over a flu virus.
This was NOT the 2008 financial system melting the fuck down.
And since it was fake, once we open things back up, things will recover quickly.

You can doomsay all you want.
I'm just telling you what it going to happen.

>>18738483
bedis in mumu angus egds dee lmao :DDD:D:DD:D

>>18738479
>buying before AAPL confirmation on Thurs
yikes

Imagine buying stocks with an RSI of 80 and at ATH right now.

>tfw I held on my Google puts

FUCK

>>18738202
Great day. DOO continues to be MVP on my portfolio with a +9.5% close on huge volume. PLC and ZZZ also put in nice green. Very good day for the TSX in general, beating the S&P in a rare showing of positive feels for leaf economy.

>>18738468
2 soon
>>18738498
I agree with inverse version of your post

>>18738491
this aftermarket pump is the fakest shit I've seen in a while lmao, futures gonna turn BLOOD RED tonight and it's gonna be a big drop tomorrrow. BIG drop.

>>18738507
rsi is a garbage indicator

>>18738498
agreed
we were in a bubble, but not an apocalyptic one. there was too much debt and the entire S&P was overvalued. but we werent built on fraud, like we were in 2008.
we're going to have a horrific year, and then a reasonable recovery

Which one do I click on? Never traded options before because I am still reading but I have traded stocks before

>>18738508
what's the damage

>>18738498
ids da biggdesd buddle ebdur ::DDDDD:D:DDDDD

BULLKEKS BTFO YET AGAIN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18738462
>it’s fuckery when the trade goes against me, natural when things go as I predict
Nice pic but shitty bias

>>18738202 #
I KEEP OVERSLEEPING AND IM BEING A FUCKING NEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does SVXY have decay risk? It must, right, it’s futures contracts so it’s got to have contango like the rest of the ETFs that hold futures contract?

>>18738216 #
>>18738306 #
Ceo and company are big supporters of trump, donated to the trump foundation, big sponsors of the apprentice, big figures in the Florida business scene.

Somehow they ended up getting a big bailout package...

>>18738519
tier-2 is likely best? id have to know what you want to do, anon. most of biz is buying calls and puts. if you want to be like biz, Tier 2 is best for you. god speed

https://www.businessinsider.com/alphabet-google-q1-earnings-revenue-profit-2020-4

where are we seeing bad news about Google? Are people misinterpreting the slowdown in ad revenue?

the slowdown in ad revenue is fucking bullish for the Brave browser. Shit makes me hard as diamonds. The future of online advertising is such a toss-up right now, especially if Google ad revenue continues to slow. People will be (already are) looking for more and more alternatives to GoogleAds and Facebook

>>18738462
More loli please

cant wait until we hit all time highs by mid summer

bears are delusional

>>18738304
I hold puts so expect it to moon. You're welcome.

>>18738522
Hold on its going down. I was red a minute ago now I'm green but 70% down from before.

>>18738519
you want 3, at best they'll give you 2 cash if anything at all depending on what you input for experience and input

Uhhhhhh I’m selling what I can AH. I have a real bad feeling about this week, bvllbros...

>>18738525
Wait how??? Google did well and is up as is dow. Fuck off bobo.

>>18738290
> https://ir.amd.com/events/event-details/q1-2020-amd-earnings-call

Stop posting this shit when the earnings aren't even out yet, you gigantic, flaming faggot.

>>18738519
3 obviously. You don't want people to think you have no idea what you're doing, do you?

>>18738371
They missed EPS, not revenue though.

>>18738534
They missed the bottom and they want so desperately to not have missed the bottom.

>>18738531
Nice to see another BATchad here. I'm thinking we'll benefit from digital election advertising this year.

BRINDER ING MIGZED WID GOGAINE INGOMING :---DDD BRINDER SUBER FASD :---DDDDDDDDD

we're literally back on yesterday's close.

wiped PM gains and that was it. bears are retarded.

>>18738529
Should I get margin priveleges or is it smarter to just use my own money?

Imagine being long rn holy shit lol

>>18738554
its a beat but consensus miss

it either goes up or it goes down 50% chance.

>>18738519
Tier 2 with margin. You want to be able to do spreads.

>>18738563
if you have to ask, then dont get margin privileges. its not worth it until you really know what youre doing

AMD MISSED
HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHA

AMD RYZEN THE FUCK DOWN KEK

>>18738558
Oh definitely, will be interesting to see how they handle advertising in the election. It's hard not to be excited about Brave/BAT. If I could buy stock in Brave I absolutely would.

>>18738518
Why do you use imperfect tense all over your shitty post?
>we were in a bubble
>were
are you retarded?
>S&P was overvalued
>was
Are you completely retarded?

>>18738552
No lol

Right so we buying tomorrow?

i've got $68.62
dubs decides what i buy

>>18738280
Hopefully by end of week so I max my gains on my put spreads

>>18738554
o shidd oberbalued on gue1 eardigs. ow mandy weegs wer shudd dowd geg :DDDDD:DDDDDDDDDD

>>18738519
1 you’ll thank me later

>>18738586
short rope and a wobbly stool

>>18738586
mushrooms

>Ford projects adjusted pre-tax loss of $5 billion in the second quarter
bullish, isn't it?

As a novice trying to get my feet wet in this game should I just buy shares or will I make more money in calls/puts? I have about $1000 to get started

>>18738601
so close

Just started investing. I bought 5/1 $5 puts on GME and missed the dip today, am I fucked?

AMD MISSED LMAO

>>18738604
aaaaaaaaaaah
Im not buying
Im not buying
Im not buying

>>18738586
Buy Tron before it hit $.03

>>18738604
priced in

>>18738567
>consensus miss
Ya but isnt that going to be everyone? Doesnt mean much in that light.

>>18738586
RTX

>>18738605
Buy 50 shares of SIX, then save up another 1000 for your next play

BANG!

GET ON BOARD FOLKS

>>18738495
Sleep well, sweet prince

>bought 100 shares of BUD before 4/20

BVLL. SVRGE. BVLLISH AND PRICED IN.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>18738586
IR

>>18738580
Don’t be such a dick. Maybe he was autistic? Or maybe he was foreign. Who knows?

>>18738377
C H E C K E D

>>18738580
>Why do you use imperfect tense all over your shitty post?
>>we were in a bubble
>>were
>are you retarded?
>>S&P was overvalued
>>was
>Are you completely retarded?
sperging out over tense. fiiiine. we're still in a bubble. im not buying in yet. im waiting until bottom, which i bet is this fall. the market hasnt priced in the second (and third and fourth) wave of corona yet.
but this isnt apocalyptic. in 18 months time, we'll be substantially better off

>>18738240
>Fed’s Power to Buoy Corporate Debt Market Curbed by Bailout Law
NOOOOO NOT MY FEDERINOS

My Vanguard index funds are all back to double digit green returns. I literally did nothing and probably ended up better than 90%+ of people. Index funds and Vanguard is so based. Cant believe some morons actually thought a flu would crash the economy. Trading is so pointless now that I got into Vanguard 2 years ago. I make a better return by investing time into myself than I ever did day trading.

>>18738623
I honestly do not know. In my experience move pre ER should be traded against but this is bullshit position lol.
You would think big bois would sell after miss on their est but you look at today and its clear theyve been shittingtheir pants pre ER so what are they gonna do now? idk

HAH

>>18738635
beppsi bagg endergi ::DDDDDDDD

>>18738644
Excuse me miss, may I borrow that shirt?

>>18738586
USO

BAD ERNING BRIZED IN :-D
85 MELLON UNEMBLOYD BRIZED IN :-DD
GONDRY DRAVEL BAN BRIZED IN :-DDD
BIZNESS REMOVE FOREBER BRIZED IN :-DDDD
2019 MARGED STADUS GONFIRM :---DDDDDD

>research company, check chart history, buy into strength
>up 1.5%
> buy JCP as a meme
>up 20%

I'm back into bonds after over 10% ROI for the year in my Roth 401.
There has been a MASSIVE amount of pressure at work to increase revenue. Obviously spending budgets are on freeze, so B2B sales have diminished.
Anecdotal, but this could be ugly.

Wait is it too late to buy tanker stocks?

>>18738449
Where do I find myself a hot hobo wife that hasn’t had a haircut in 2 months

>>18738644
i am both. from latvia
t. latvia

>>18738277
doubly based

>>18738586
Amzn

>>18738668
OH SHIDD I FORGEDD
OIL GO NEGADIV :---DDDD
ALLLLL BRIZED INNNNN

>RTX after hours
why is RTX THE chad stock?

>>18738654
You’re probably right. But you’re still a faggot.

>>18738483
You bull faggots are like little baby

>>18738672
badesd gudd job adon.

>>18738657
Back to earth

>>18738468
priced in

how to get over a bad trade due to greed
the wine isnt helping

>straight vertical line down on AMD
ryzen down boys ww@?

>>18738635
Nothing like an ice cold Bangs after work

>>18738527
I’m actually ahead today, nice try.

>all this amd doomsaying
It’s like you don’t know we’re in the clown market. Boeing are needing a bailout and have criminal charges being called against them and they’re rising pretty nicely.
Bad earnings are nothing but a bullrun. Hope you’ve got calls.

>>18738673
yeah. By the time you hear through the grapevine that a certain kind of stock is doing REALLY well, then you're normally buying the peak.
You should have bought tanker stocks 2 weeks ago.

>>18738725
amd is literally $53 lmao

>JCPenny is a literal penny stock

Not much talk about F missing expectations by 92%

>>18738719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNlqUFddeo

>>18738725
>gribidal jarges
smagg da wridsts :DDDDDDD

GOOGLE PARTIAL MISS
STARBUCKS MISS
MICROSOFT MISS
FORD HUGE MISS
AMD HUGE MISS

Reminder: Next quarter will be WORSE.

WOW if you didn’t buy this dip today you’re a massive faggot who should kill himself

;_;

:<

Well I AM buying this AMD dip at least.

>>18738744
BRIZED IN :D
I can only hope to get real cheapies from this fake and gay market, 4% down on 92% miss

>>18738758
sidnibigandly wordse :DDDDD::DDDDDDD

LMAO at all of you fags who made fun of me for buying American Airlines yesterday; don't choke on your words retards

>>18738758
NOOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN STONKS ONLY GO NOT MY GREENY WEENY BIGGY RIGGY DILDOS!!!!!! NO RED ON MY SCREEN!!!!!!!!!

>>18738716
make enough of them and you'll learn to take profits earlier.

>>18738770
BASED

>>18738637
BVLLISH

>>18738716
Yelling and throwing stuff is often effective for me.

All possible downsides are priced in. Any breadcrumb of positive news is not priced in. The market is never crashing, we're in a "new paradigm."

>>18738770
based

lmaooo I've got absolutely no clue what I'm doing

>>18738758
much, much worse.

>>18738654

>>18738758
fuck off retard, who do you think you're fooling
>>18738371

>AMD miss
>still about 53
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BTFO PIECE OF SHIT"
such cope

>>18738758
Where's that faggot from yesterday who was insulting the entire thread and saying there was zero chance of tech was recession proof

HOLY FUCK KIM IS ACTUALLY DEAD

KEK CNBC is pivoting to "reopening the economy!!1" now

RIPPPPPPP AUTO INDUSTRY... FORD MISSES BY 92%

>>18738758
B R I Z E D
IN
: - D D D D

>>18738788
nice red anime girl, i saved it

>>18738811
wrong kim

>>18738741
But none of them have really mooned

>>18738794
Just buy anything you see.

>>18738790
>All possible downsides are priced in
I hope you don't choke on your own words at the end of the week

>>18738802
>o shidd oberbalued on gue1 eardigs. ow mandy weegs wer shudd dowd geg :DDDDD:DDDDDDDDDD

>>18738813
F

should i long hal or cop

>>18738741
This, honestly you should never expect to hit everything like that, it's just you should A. Have an industry you work in that you know well, and then B. Every bit of knowledge of global economics will help you. Unless you work in tankers, or have been in oil and gas industry for awhile and know it well, or know global economics to a significant degree, this was no obvious play. It's a bad idea to chase them, nod, accept the moment, realize these type of opportunities happen and try to find the next one.

>>18738519
arent spreads less risky than standard calls and puts? why do they make you get a margin account for it?

>>18738835
I'm making fun of bulls.

>>18738758
oh no better stay away from investing for the next 10 years

>>18738813
Hollllyyyy shit. Thank God I didn't buy

V is next load up

>>18738837
i can't even fucking read this shit anymore

>>18738716
I still feel like shit over my bad trades so let me know how you get over yours

>>18738813
If nobody's buying a cheap ass ford, absolutely no one is buying a fucking tesla

>>18738586
DHT

I MUST BECOME ONE WITH MOTHER EARTH TO FIND THE PERFECT PLAY

NO MY FUCKING AMD

>>18738811
No he's not. Nothing ever happens - no dead cat bounce, no depression, no war with Iran, covid-19 is a meme and the EU will stay strong

>>18738837
Jesus shut up

>>18738864
ids only da begiding :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FOR MINUS 6% AFTER HOURS!

>>18738741
Tanker supercycle hasn't even begun to moon

This doc on cnbc looks like Tony Romo. Looks bullish to me

>>18738781
I guess. But it still hurts because it was so absolutely unnecessary.
Guess taking a day or two off isn't a bad idea.

oh heeeell nah

>>18738716
I find I sleep a lot and like to calculate how long it will take me to make my money back.

>>18738654
>thinking your smart for owning a vanguard index fund
You're a faggot

>>18738887
ffffffffuuuuGGGGGGGGGGG :-----DDDDDDD

>>18738716
>wine
You'll need something more bracing than that friend, I suggest cheap gin.

I’ll shitpost about AMD but I’m short selling anyway, I won’t have that much of a loss, only a few pounds.
Might put it into RTX or something.
In other news, why the fuck is cineworld up 18 fucking percent. They’ve been closed for a month and a half now. What the fuck is this?

>>18738835
we're not dumping on earnings week breh

Jeez some of the cute and funny posting earlier is getting me riled up as I browse to present. Why are people talking about after hour market kiking and such? My stocks are all barely moving down if not stationary except OKE which decided to go down a whole dollar.

Only thing I see is AMD missed there earnings which I was hoping for. Now I can finally get my entry into it tomorrow hopefully and buy.

Imagine not having a $30 average on AMD.

>>18738898
LOL

>market down
>I'm a 100% long bull
>I'm up 3% on the day anyways
learn to pick companies

>>18738875
>meant to sell before earnings
>slept through both times in the last 2 days it would have been completely profit
Guess I'm holding til Q2 then.

>>18738890
This. NAT bullish at least for next 4 months

>>18738514
AMD: btfo
F: btfo
GOOG: can't even get back to open
WOW THIS WEEK OF "INSANE EARNINGS" SURE IS IMPRESSIVE.

>>18738898
>TSLA more profitable than F
>TSLA has 1/5 the employees, sells cars for 2x the price
of course its more profitable - but that doesn't mean its a good stock

>>18738898
BANKRUPTCY NOW!

>>18738922

imagine not selling at the top

>>18738939
>of course its more profitable - but that doesn't mean its a good stock
t. biz

Are the earnings bad? I'm a brainlet and I need others to interpret the signs so I will know if the arrow will be red or green and which animal ghost will haunt the market.

>"men" in /smg/ drink wine at the end of the trading day instead of a stout or whiskey

>>18738939
duh, TSLA is biggest profitless scam and should go to zero, we are about to cross rubicon where most fake company is most profitable in US industry holy shit

>>18738586
lean hogs

I started investing on my own in late 2018. Right in time for the dip. Those few months I lost 1000. 2019 my luck changed. Thanks to AMRN I walked out 3796 richer (over all gain of 2796). 2020, well I took a wrong turn with ONTX, sold it for a 2600 loss. Hitched a ride with TRNX and made up all but 740 of the loss. So I'm still ahead overall by a bit over 2000. My opinion, it ain't really how much you make that maters, it's how much your able to keep. Failed deals cost, the bigger the hole, the more investment money and gains required to get out of it. Much better to use the money to make more money than dig outta a debt hole.

>>18738613
stay away from options for now anon and keep your head up

>>18738955
>Are the earnings bad?
look at est. earnings vs. earnings
if its below the estimate, its bad. if its above the estimate, its good. tomorrow will be haunted by a mythical crab

>>18738240
is $30K enough to daytrade AND to make actual profits?

>>18738890
I'm ready.

>>18738965
>thinking being manly is linked to what society wants you to believe is manly

enjoy the insecurity and not making it

>>18738965
she has LINT on her dark sweater

SAD

>>18738965
WHY WONT SHE Date me why WONT SHE?
>>18738953
i regret this post. i was hasty to jump to conclusions. i apologize. TSLA is a meme

>>18738965
I rarely touch alcohol, I microdose weed every afternoon though

>>18738976
dont daytrade if you value your $30k

i pussied out on AMD puts, why do i hate free money bros

Recommend me a good stock lads, I’m down £35 from amd. Need to get that back

When should I start buying USO calls? How low will those go?

>>18738533

>>18738966
HAB U HERD ABOUT....
ZOOM DEGNOLODIS????
20000000 PE :--------DDDDDDDDDDDD
NOW DADS OBERBALUED

>>18738983
I put so much into this trade I'll own one of those cocksucks by Jan 2021

>>18738952
You dumb fucks are proven wrong time and time again. Look at the actual numbers. AMD is going to $100 EOY. Once Su starts talking on the call the price will go up.

How come it’s impossible to predict the market? You would figure with a centuries worth of data and multiple scolars extensively studying it and the rise of supercomputers that it’s impossible to predict the movement of this man mad system? How?

OKE $141 million loss

I have a bad feeling about BA's earnings tomorrow morning

>>18739010
I'm up today on all my stocks except NET, I wouldn't honestly recommend RTX until it drops another dollar but I love the stock. ZZZ is a good buy if you can buy Canadian stocks.

>>18738586
Kneepads

>>18738983
Thats a dry bulker not a tanker.
>not ready

>>18739027
honestly

Can ANYONE explain to me why should I care about zoom and a consoomer? We're using skype and Teams just fine, why the fuck would I use new unsecured product??

>>18738965
Sorry, I drink KO

>>18739010
HAL, XOM, MRO, RTX, KOS fellow anglo

>>18738914
I too saw the Cineworld line going up 20% and was looking for news, but can't find anything. Weird...but good for me

>>18739010
NET

>>18739036
HAB U HERD ABOUD...... RENASENS DEGNOLODIS? BERFEDGLY BREDIDGED MARGED EBERY YEAR :---DDD BEEG MONIES

>>18739027
dads a lodd of BE :DDDD:D:DDDDDDD

Nigerian /biz/

https://www.nairaland.com/investment

We start the crash tomorrow with Boeing. Look at the year chart for the S&P, look at the candle that we're in that ends tomorrow that coincides with Boeings earnings, that if we're going to crash looks like it would start right there. I'm not a TA fag, but I'm getting spooky vibes.

>>18738586
USO

>>18739041
its priced in

>>18738965
I'm a tranny and I drink Corona Premier with a lime or lemonade and vodka

>>18739077
AHAHAHAHAHAHA RIP

Anybody else load up on USO and/or UAL puts?

>>18739049
Enterprises are slow to change, you shouldn't be, teams is more than enough.

>>18738965
>Not drinking rum while playing pirate music, laughing heartily at how your daily plunder of gains.

Only faggots are pretending to be anyone sophisticated or high class just because they make money in the "stock market." We are thieves and robbers worse than any criminal on the street and more ruthless than any gangster as they might threaten someone to pay up reluctantly for their boss, but we laugh heartily at people losing their life savings and pocketing it. Embrace your villainy, we are the bad guys and being bad pays handsomely.

>>18739025
Another round for the boys!

>>18739060
buying RTX at $66/67 seems pretty premature, this time last week $65 was my sell limit and I was making out pretty well swing trading the $63-65 gap

>>18739077
Oh FUGGGG

Is it gonna pump more tomorrow?

>>18739036
>Have you heard of the Black Swan anon?

>>18739041
>>18739076
This anon gets it, there's something in the air.

>>18739055
>cherry coke
We’re not so different, he and I

>>18738955
Just look up what they were projected to be. If they beat the projections = good, otherwise = bad.

I went all in on tvix and made 6 bucks today

is there where i post my sick gains bros?

>>18739074
>4th thread in
>US Stock recommendations
>retard made a thread bragging about buying virgin galactic
sounds like /biz/ to me

>>18739106
GE is dead

>>18739110
Yeah but those should be exceptions like if a meteor hit

>>18739101
ok but whats the point of zoom to exist then? just because skype isnt new and cool?

I'm late

Did everyone miss earnings and now we crash?

>-7%

F

>>18738586
>>18739077
Buy the Oct 16 call. It'll be fine

Lads I kinda wanna buy some no name cryptos to diversify a little, but where the heck do you even buy startup or newly emerging cryptos? Every exchange I can find doesn't even trade them.

>>18739125
Except the billions of dollars.

>>18739036
Because the majority of investors (myself included) are brainlets who fuck everything up

>>18739036
medallion does it

>>18739036
renaissance technologies is hiring scholars to use lots of historical data to come up with statistical models for market prediction. at least thats what the founder, Jim Simons says. Anyways, they beat everyone by a lot.

>>18739055
Is this real? Every day I respect this man more.

>>18739141
I never thought I would use zoom in my life but the boys like to use it for online poker and I must admit it has worked flawlessly with surprisingly good quality for an 8 person call.

>>18739147
You don’t know me

>>18739146
don't be retarded

>>18739036

>>18739141
Skype isn’t as functional as zoom, skype and zoom are similar but designed for different purposes

>>18739187
>>18739166
so from what I understand its kinda like Skype meets discord?

TELL ME HOW EARNINgS WENT

>>18738965
Cheers to that

IS IT TIME TO BUY BILI???!!!!

>>18738920
Mostly they’re delusional. If they say kike and not algo they’re usually, but not always, coping retards. If they say retail is moving the market, you should probably filter them.

AMD has a history of getting sold off after earnings, I just bought, tiny order 2 shares just dipping a toe in.

>>18739206
some minor and some bigger misses.

>>18739199
>>18739187
isn't skype encrypted and zoom not tho?

Kek, last time I put gas in my car it was on march 15th for under $6.00. I still have 3/4 tank.

>>18739037
>loses 141 million
>still up for the day

>>18739199
Idk what exactly discord does. Anyway I guess it is a subscription service. My buddy has a pro account so he hosts all the games.

>>18739218
Oh benis

>>18739206
Gr8 and horrible

>>18739220
yes

>>18739199
Yeah basically, you can also do fun little stuff with it like games

>>18739161
He drinks cherry coke every day and has licks up McDonald’s breakfast literally every day on his way to work.

If the stories are to be believed... but he is always seen drinking a cherry coke when he has to go to Washington or during shareholder meetings.

Once upon a time, it was cherry Pepsi...

>>18739220
Thanks for finally posting man. I figured out how to filter your cancerous ass last week. Been waiting to see you and say bye finally. Already filtered baggie and your other shitskin buddies. Later scumbag.

>>18739220
Normies don’t care

BOEING MISSED
MASTERCARD MISSED
BLUE APRON MISSED
>BOEING MISSED
>MASTERCARD MISSED
>BLUE APRON MISSED
BOEING MISSED
MASTERCARD MISSED
BLUE APRON MISSED
>BOEING MISSED
>MASTERCARD MISSED
>BLUE APRON MISSED

>>18739110
He calls this a white swan because technicalities.

>>18739206
Over all terrible for Q1 earnings. Q2 earnings will rain bodies from buildings.

>>18739272
how the Fuck did Blue apron miss?

>>18739036
Because the market's movements are based on the actions of a non-man-made system.

>>18739074
Great site

>>18739223
> Under 6.00
Wut? Like per gallon, or for the whole tank?

>>18739272
end ids nod eben gorder 2 :DDDDDDDDD:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>18739272
Boeing doesn't report until morning faggot. The market isn't on fire yet, that's how you know Boeing didn't report yet.

>>18739305
>>18739305
>>18739305
new

>>18739272
Boeing hasn't posted yet fuckface.

>>18739290
>implying most trade's aren't made by bots

>>18738537
Thanks, fren.

>>18739272

Blue apron confirmed going to 0 LOL you have to be kidding me

>>18738390
F

>>18739217
I am fully aware, that is why I been waiting to buy in (because I lacked the foresight to buy in at 40 and below). Still waiting until morning though. If it goes up tomorrow and I still got to buy in higher, so be it, least it means it isn't going lower since the news for the company can't get worse. Would feel more secure if it went up because then I would know it won't go down even lower than where I bought it at too much.

And yea, I noticed the algos doing freaky things just now to some stuff I own. Running it cleanly between nice round figures down and back up. It is all very messed up atm.

>>18738443
I got some since today. Don't know if it was the right call but we'll see

Fuck this Chinese shit.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-oracle-zoom-video-commn/oracle-wins-cloud-computing-deal-with-zoom-as-video-calls-surge-idUSKCN22A1R9

>>18739317
The bots make it worse. Because they trade against the human gestalt they increase the perceived randomness and aggregate market angst.

>>18739348
It was

>>18739342
Algos is an always thing.

Amd can go lower for sure. Nvda probably the safer one. AMAT a personal favorite.

>>18739143
whats down 7%?

>>18738965
I drink beer like a MAN

>>18739355
FUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGG
4000 BE INGOMING :---ddddddddd

>>18738920
>Now I can finally get my entry into it tomorrow hopefully and buy.
Still too expensive!

>>18739355
>Oracle
Even the DoD doesn't want to use that shit anymore. The poos have completely destroyed that shit heap.

>>18738965
except I'm literally drinking whiskey neat right now

>>18739282
What swan is this madman gonna come up with next

>>18739386
Ford after hours

>>18738741
>all of sudden there's plenty of storage space for the glut of oil
>they're just going to cap all the wells

>>18738890
>tankerbros going to buy stables of slampig nurses laid off because no patients and sell them to niggers
>even more money
Feels good.

>>18739036
Market is unpredictable because people are unpredictable.

>>18739325
WOOWWW USPS-MAILED FOOD BAD INVESTMENT WHO FUCKING KNEW....

>>18739289
Because no one actually fucking wants the USPS or fucking UPS to deliver their goddamn food. Imagine that........