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nothing remarkable
its far better to cuddle with my fellow Kings than wasting time with things that God made purely for entertainment

>>18719727
moist

>>18719727

like warm apple pie.

well, for me, I am unable to spread my legs that far apart.
It would be extremely painful.
I guess i am not very flexible.

>>18719727
oh its the best man, its like cuddling with ur mom in bed when u were young

>>18719727
That's a man

bags of sand

>>18719727
A flood of beautiful neurotransmitters. It feels like Christmas mornings

Nothing feels better than putting your throbbing dick into a girl that you like dripping wet pussy when shes on top. Especially the feeling of seeing her cum face when she starts shaking from an orgasm, falls forward and her shallow breath is on your neck. Feels good man

Like a man

>>18719727
just plain suffering

>>18719777
it is

>>18719727
I wouldn’t know, I’m a 27 y/o KHV

>>18719742
Based and Spartanpilled shieldbrother

>>18719796
>into a girl that you like
>you like
get a load of this faggot

>>18719761
You're a flexible guy

>>18719827
Might of just met her that night, liked her enough

>>18719858
Lol based

>>18719833
for you

>>18719727
nudge nudge wink wink

>>18719874
>crisps for chips
>based

>>18719821
If sacred prostitution was only still a thing, hhmm?

>>18719727
salty milk and coins

>>18719727
it's fine. fleeting.

cold

>>18719727
If you use SSRIs, then it feels like nothing but you can last forever and are amazing to her

>>18719796
Written like somebody who just lost his virginity

>>18719727
i don't know, and I don't care to know
t. 6' 7/10 fit 28yr KHV

>>18719796
cum comes when a guy cums. a girl can't cum. she can't have a cum face unless you mean cum stained face. she can have a "orgasmic face" though, and you can like "seeing her face while she is coming"

>>18719727
I wish I know
I’d do anything to know what it feels like

*cum comes when a guy comes
>FUCK

>>18720080
Nah probably have had more sex than you during quarantine then most people on this board

>>18720234
Stop watching anime

>>18720285
I can’t type for shit right now holy fuck

>>18720285

>>18719727
tight and wet, hurts a little bit
6/10

>>18719727
Like noggers tounging my anus

>>18719742
and you have my axe (no homo)

>>18720285
>>18720328
>autistically bragging on 4chinz about the amount of sex he's having
DEFINITELY lost virginity within last 3 months, holy cringe... i mean, great job my little champion

>>18719727
>dopamine low
>blah blah blah
>this thread again

sage

Boipussi feels better change my mind

>>18719804
Based department.

>>18720688

hole are holes faggit

>>18720688
As soon as I smelled shit I lost my erection. I don't know how you fags do it.

>>18720789

Mental illness.

>>18720789
Not like that

why didnt he wash his ass bro lmfao

if you've never had a girl cum on your face while you eat her out, you're not a man

>>18720826

>>18720826
You had a woman piss on your face and you call yourself a man

>>18720955
>I have never touched a vagina in my life
good to kno

>>18720974
i touched a vagina with my face and it smelled so bad i couldnt get it up when it came to fucking dude wtf is going on here

>>18721013
does anybody on board this shower before sex? or is it just because of all the hooker sex?

>>18721013
this
First time I had sex I smelled her vagina
It was the most disgusting raw rootted smell I ever smelled in my life I got nausea's and almost puke my erection went away and I got knocked out.

>>18721039

Showering before sex is gay and not based

>>18721099

Whew lad, hello UTI’s and yeast infections. No wonder you’re all smelling rank pussy. Clean your dick and scrub your ladies pussy down.

>>18720080
isn't this shit from fucking twitch? like a twitch emoji? fucking niggers from reddit, now faggots from that aids infested shithole
pls kill yourself and never post here again

>>18719727
Pussy is overrated and not even that good honestly. Pussy and making out taste gross too. Also there is a huge risk when you fuck a women. I wouldn't go after women just for sex, rather I would only go after them if you want something long term and are ready for a family

>>18721197
>Pussy is overrated and not even that good honestly. Pussy and making out taste gross too
You’re gay anon

>>18721209
virgin
anyone who had pussy knows it's way too overrated
>t. gayfag

>>18719796
spoken like a porn addict and also >>18720080

>>18721230
>t. gayfag
it just writes itself

>>18721230
overrated, yes, but still good
better than 2/3 of my steam library at least

>>18721230
imagine literally sodomizing yourself with some fresh corn

>>18719922
u cant lose your virginity to prostitutes. losing your virginity has nothing to do with sex.

why do pussy smells so digusting? and no, I'm not gay.

>>18721373
you have low testosterone

>>18721313
Is this how you cope, anon?

>>18721392
also no.. I'm very strong I exercise everyday I eat right my hair isn't falling, my testosterone is fine.. It's just the smell of my gf pussy that smells horrendous and my ex gf used to have the same smell.

>>18721412
he’s not wrong

I don't even care about having sex at this point, I just want to huff a beautiful girls stinky hairy pussy and lick her butthole and never remove my face from her Backside plz plz pls it's all I need in life a beautiful young virginal redhead with a huge hairy muff that loves to be licked all the time. Almost 100k link but even when I'm a hundred millionaire I still won't have made it until there's a firey red stinkbush on my face and a tight little butthole wrapped around my tongue. She would also lactate and breastfeed me exclusively for nutrition and even pin my steroids for me and watch me grow to be the biggest baddest stinkiest boy in the world. I'll rub topical dht and testosterone on her clit so it grows out to be 2 or 3 inches long and I'll lick her love juices out from under the macroclit hood and give her so many orgasms and I'll pound her butthole every day. We'll get piercings through her labia maje'to enforce our dedication to the Anal Only Lifestyle. We'll do yoga and hgh and pt141 so we're a lewd, beautiful, stinky, glistening with sweat and cum 24/7 couple, uv lights mounted in every corner will fluoresce off our chiseled six pack abs, firm fundament, sculpted quads, cannonball delts, and of course her tremendous mammary orbs. She'll not be allowed to wear deodorant. She will only wear vintage nylon nightgowns or one of the many wedding gowns in my collection every day unless we are naked again. I lick sniff suck fuck bite huff, an all consuming love, desire, obsession. She is mine and I am hers, my stinky ginger soul mate. Long hair down to her ass. Captivating green eyes. Perfectly manicured nails. We will wax each other and jump our custom 8*8' bondage bed. I will spank her as pain makes the milk sweeter.

>>18721448
have sex

>>18721422
you just into stinky girls nigga

>>18719742
>tfw no-homo musclebear cuddlefriend who is also completely heterosexual and we both have wives that are solely used for reproduction and cooming

>>18719727
I'd rather jerk off. I end up doing all the work. My wife is cute with nice tits and a great ass. I end up contorting her like a sex doll while I bang away. Sometimes I get a whiff off ass but I know its probably me. I shower in the morning but she usually gets frisky after shes had some wine at night while I'm gaming. I peel my ass off my leather gaming chair. Sex is the only time me and her connect. It lasts for about 15 mins. The foreplay, kissing, touching and the spectacle.
Tldr; I'd rather jerk off and play vidya. I used to be a kiss less depressed virgin at 23. Now I'm 33 and just cynical and hate talking to women