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>> No.18702492

Which cheapies should I go all in on tomorrow?

>> No.18702527

>>18702492
SQQQ

>> No.18702649

>>18702492
Oil stonks. There will be a war soon and oil will moon

>> No.18702663

Daily reminder that the best use of your time when it comes to investing is finding whom to copy.

>> No.18702665

>>18702649
Why is there going to be a war, who is it between and where is it taking place?

>> No.18702667

>>18702649
why will a war make the stocks moon? military apparatus can only consume so much oil. There will still be a massive glut to overcome. Unless all production gets stopped.

>> No.18702673

S&P up 3% tomorrow guaranteed

>> No.18702680
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what % cash is everyone?

>> No.18702702

>>18702680
I'm evenly split between UGL, TLT, and cash

>> No.18702739

>>18702649
Any jetfuel stocks I can short?

>> No.18702789
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18702789

What the fuck happened lol

>> No.18702790

>>18702673
Why?

>> No.18702804
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>tfw bought $10000 of GILD right before it crashed

>> No.18702824
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>>18702804
At least you didnt buy ZOOM

>> No.18702832
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18702832

So what do you faggots think of MMT?
>you don't know what it is do you anon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6ss3p4jjI4

>> No.18702833
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18702833

someone give me a degenerate gambler stock pick that i can possibly make several 100 % return, like longing REITs or something. i’m feeling risky

>> No.18702859

>>18702665
to prop up the price and bail out american producers. The american producers have nowhere to send their oil, so a middle eastern war is up to constrict their supply. Nothing has been more obvious. Burgers arent subtle

>> No.18702873
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>>18702832
>wrong pic

>> No.18702878

What should I set a limit buy for for tomorrow? Thinking wayfair @ market open.

>> No.18702888
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>> No.18702889

>>18702832
Its happening whether you like it or not so position accordingly. Trade the market you have, not the one you want

>> No.18702892
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>>18702789
its price is being suppressed by the big banks in the dark pool trading

>> No.18702893

>>18702665
>where is it taking place?
does it matter? pick a -stan.

>> No.18702901

>>18702789
Is it a good buy? You'd expect MLM to be worthless now with Corona but I like a good gamble.

>> No.18702902

>>18702859
But there's been absolutely no movement towards a war. Other than threats against Iranians which happens all the fucking time, there's no other indication. Besides, no one gives a fuck about supply, everyone's trying to get rid of the shit.

>> No.18702906

>>18702832
the virgin prescriptive MMT vs chad descriptive MMT

>> No.18702912

>>18702892
52.68% dividend yield

>> No.18702914
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18702914

AAAAAAAAAA GO DOWN AAAAAAA

>> No.18702915
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>>18702833
HLX NBLX easy money

>> No.18702919
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>>18702888
check'd

>> No.18702923

I lost so much fucking money on Friday, bros. Why did no one warn me this could happen?

>> No.18702935
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oh my, are those futures about to go... GREEN, anon?

>> No.18702943
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>>18702902
Add em up. Its exactly how much oil that needs to be cut. Doesnt matter who starts it. All that matter is M/E becomes a cluster fuck. Who else playing tankers?

>> No.18702944
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18702944

What's it looking like for Boeing this week brahs?

>> No.18702964

>>18702663
you mean copying their strategy? and how do you know it's good?

>> No.18702983

>>18702912
I thought that they already cut the div to zero months ago

>>18702923
what happened on Friday that you wanted to be warned about ?

>> No.18702997

>>18702983
I dunno, i was just looking at the google box. may be old data.

He probably bought USO. Like a retard

>> No.18703007

>>18702943
All capacity in the US and Europe is full. Wells cannot simply be closed, besides this wouldn't affect Russian supply. I don't think its as simple as wishing for a war to happen and prices to go up. Imagine the negative domestic outcry if a fucking war was started in the ME during a pandemic.

>> No.18703050

>>18703007
Thats why donnie is trying to bait the iranians into starting it. They have more power if they sit back and do nothing but pump and pump and pump. The shale industry collapse is going to take the US financial system down with it. Sustained oil under $20 is worse than a nuke going off on american soil

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>>18702483
> DAL 17p 5/1
> CLR 10p 5/1
> MSFT 200c 5/15

Rate my positions bros

>> No.18703060

>>18702964
Find someone that's transparent with real results and not just backtests. There are a few out there, just gotta wade through all the shit.

>> No.18703078
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18703078

what stocks should I invest in because I clearly fucked up

>> No.18703083
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CL back in free fall, awww yeah. No way that was he first time it goes negative. It’s got a lot more time to spend down in the shadow realm.

>> No.18703100

>>18703060
Anyone who is trading succesfully isnt sharing it.
>Ive turned $10,000 into $5M. Rather than turn $5M into $250M I'm going to teach you, yes you, my method for $50 a month. This a valuable use of my time.

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>> No.18703117

>>18703078
GDX leaps

>> No.18703127
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>when you don't give a shit about how the market moves because you're stocked up on 5-7% divvie stocks that have declared the divvies to be safe

>> No.18703130

We're all just a bunch of gambling addicted degenerates.

>> No.18703143

>>18703060
>>18703100
You could join Madaz's paid discord, but I really think you have to have a certain mindset to trade the absolute garbage the way he does, I stick to the indices like a normal person.

>> No.18703145
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18703145

When do they tumble bros? I still can't believe they went ATH last week. Makes no god damn sense.

>> No.18703150

>>18702663
bro literally just daytrade SPY calls, buy the dip in the morning, sell that afternoon for a $100 gain. been doing this for months, it's free money.

>> No.18703167

>>18703100
Don't know about you, but I'd take free money if I was going to put in the work anyway. Anyway, it's free advice for anyone burning their money or too lazy to learn shit themselves. Feel free to ignore it.

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>>18702889
Oh yeah? Exactly what market do we have there buddy?

To me it looks like our superiors are tying to pull a rabbit out of a hat and the crowd doesn't know if they're going to achieve it.

>>18702906
So you don't think it should be used as tool as it is currently being used?

>>18702832

>> No.18703185
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18703185

HERE WE GO AGAIN

>> No.18703187

>>18703145
Tried them to see what all the hype was about. Wings are expensive and actual shit. One and done for me.

>> No.18703193

>>18703130
Yes, and?

>> No.18703194

>>18703050
His baits haven't worked out so well so far and his latest isn't at all convincing.
It's in Iran's interests not to take the bait and there's very little he can do to bait them. Especially now. He has absolutely fuck all chance of convincing the Americans to go to war unlike Bush.

>> No.18703196

>>18703143
These clowns are just frontrunning their own members. No paid groups will make you money. Ive only found one exception but I used his free method to earn lots of cheddar.

>> No.18703208

>>18703185
thank goodness negative oil is priced in

>> No.18703215

>>18703169
There are some motherfuckers who became instant millionaires with their puts they bought at the top.

>> No.18703218
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>>18702789
TUP

>> No.18703220

>>18703111
>impossible

>> No.18703227

>>18702915
Thanks, I'm unironically going all in on these tomorrow morning. Hopefully I don't get fucked again.

>> No.18703234

>>18703196
Yeah I know it's super uncommon. He's the only one I've seen that will post all his trades and the logic for them. If you wanna do that crap, then you should look into him just for his youtube videos. DESU it just ain't worth it.

>> No.18703239

>>18702527
I mean they're going to pump the market on Monday so it is a good time to buy to make some marginal profits when it declines
Might buy some TVIX for the occasion too

>> No.18703242

>>18703194
Just because it isnt working doesnt mean its not the best plan he could come up with. He's a complete knuckledragger facing one of the biggest crisis in american history. a better solution would be have the fed buyout a bunch of tanker companies and keep pumping. See who blinks first.

>> No.18703249

>>18703220
small brain

>> No.18703254

Explain why negative oil isn't massively bullish for companies like Dow?
>buy oil
>make money
>turn oil into plastic, fertilizer, chemicals
>sell them
>make money again

>> No.18703259
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>>18703220
>He's retarded

>> No.18703266

>>18703058
>DAL
lol you are fucked

>> No.18703268
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>>18703111

>> No.18703281
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>>18703249
>>18703259
lol you cheeky niggers

>> No.18703285

>>18703254
Its going to cause an implosion in the junk bond market and take the whole credit system down with it

>> No.18703288

>>18703254
Dow doesn't really purchase crude oil

>> No.18703292

>>18703281
13 doesn't have a patient in it.

>> No.18703303

>>18703268
easy, strawberry 1. peach 5. Its in the first two lines

>> No.18703307

>>18703268
orange is 5, strawberry is 1, if there's any solution (didn't check the rest). It's fucking stupid though since grapes is probably infinity and dividing over it does not make sense.

>> No.18703310

>>18703268
5 and 1

>> No.18703314

AVAV or KTOS biz?

>> No.18703318

>>18702873
that changes everything

>> No.18703323
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>>18703127
>deutchmarks were declared safe
>bolivars were declared safe
>beanie babies
>btc
>free speech
>drinking milk
>cigarettes

>> No.18703328
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>>18703259

>> No.18703327

>>18703292
Yeah I fucking got that after you posted the solution duh!
>I'm literally about to bed myself here

>> No.18703331

>>18703127
w-what stocks?

>> No.18703332
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>> No.18703335

>>18703281
this one actually is impossible since you really do need an eulerian cycle but having a node with an odd degree (i.e. an odd number of connections, e.g. bottom mid square) means no such thing can exist.

>> No.18703339
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18703339

>>18703310
>>18703307
>>18703303

>> No.18703340

>>18703242
It's not working I'm afraid. They should be focusing on trying to reopen. I don't think he wants to trigger a war, it would be political suicide to be involved in another US war. There would be no support from any allies either.
>>18703254
The supply chain is completely seized up, they have nowhere to put it let alone make anything with it.

>> No.18703349

>>18703328
That's 16 lines

>> No.18703354
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18703354

>>18703339

>> No.18703361

>>18703335
Shhhh

>> No.18703370

>>18703339
fire all cannons on both ships, this is either equivalent to inaction if the chink is lying (but I get to have fun firing cannons) or will save the children (if they, or I, exist)

>> No.18703372

>>18702483
I have so much XOM and CVX, how long do I have to hold until this shit recovers? Bought years ago.

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>>18703281

>> No.18703380
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>Nasdaq futures

>> No.18703384

>>18703349
it just says draw 1 line through all the doors

>> No.18703388
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>>18703145
yeah this is really weird.
makes me hopeful that my shitty bets will pay off.

>> No.18703392

>>18703374
You missed a door.

>> No.18703393

>>18702492
GO ALL IN ON TENDIES!!

https://news.yahoo.com/food-supply-chain-breaking-tyson-213539680.html

>> No.18703395

>>18703335
Damn it.

>> No.18703400

>>18703354
multi-track drifting and attempt to cause some sort of reality buffer overflow

>> No.18703404

>>18703372
Wait till winter (9 months). More consumption, more profit and a higher stock price.

>> No.18703405

>>18703380
>-0.60% to -.08%
why

>> No.18703408

>>18703393
can we reopen the economy now, while there is still food on the shelves, instead of waiting

>> No.18703410

>>18703392
Oops.

>> No.18703418

>>18703374
You missed one.

>>18703354
The question is flawed.

>> No.18703421

>>18702833
tvix


side note, any BZQ bros in here? i bought on friday due to brazil imploding, should still have gains to make

>> No.18703427

>>18703145
When are earnings? Could be a good put opportunity.

>> No.18703428
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>>18703354
based set theory

>>18703370
> fire the cannons at what?
mad tortoise wins either way

>> No.18703430

>>18703111
>there's only one patient

>> No.18703436

>>18703404
Theyll be bankrupt by then. Storage is full. Wells will need to be shut or the oil will need to be dumped into the gulf of mexico. Once the wells are shut its very expensive to restart them. The kill shot has been delivered to shale. Just a matter of time now.

>> No.18703437

>>18703408
Some states are already doing limited re openings. I think most will be by june.

>> No.18703442

Will we even remember Corona pandemic 2020 this time next year?

>> No.18703445

>>18703408
no. democrats need Trump removed. they have to keep economy closed to do it. they want americans to suffer and tendies to disappear

>> No.18703446

>>18703384
Yeah and you drew 16 tard.

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Housing crash when?

>> No.18703462

>>18703451
hopefully fucking tomorrow

>> No.18703465
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stonks go up

>> No.18703469

>>18703428
>fire the cannons at what?
The riddle says the Chink says I can shoot the trolley with the cannons. Either the Chink is lying, and I get range time with some cannons, which is fun; or the Chink is telling the truth, in which case I save the children by shooting the trolley and also get the fun of shooting the trolley

Dubs and I shoot the kids

>> No.18703471

>>18703446
>I need you to deliver mail to all the houses

does this mean I have to deliver one super dooper long envelope or deliver mail to each individual house one time

>> No.18703479

>>18703372
nice call on CVX, the p/e is only 60 during a global pandemic with alltime low oil consumption. should be able to rebound to ZM level valuations this summer.

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>>18703281

>> No.18703489

I'm warning oil shorters, you are going to get rekt soon enough. Don't fuck with big dick oil money.

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>>18703469
the guy isn't actually Chinese, he's "translating" chinese in the room
it's some philosophy bullshit about computers or something
https://plato.stanford.edu/entries/chinese-room/

>> No.18703520

>>18703281
What is trough mean?

>> No.18703523

>>18703498
I know the origin, and I know he doesn't know Chinese, but clearly somewhere a Chink is writing the Chinese that the interpreter is translating. And that's what he is, an interpreter. Your computer doesn't speak Java, a program translates for it to machine code. That's not AI, it's an interpreter.

>> No.18703524

>>18702804
Geez lads you dont jump in after it pumped hard. Ive only done that twice, got wrecked first time as I fomoed into it (ironic as it's a stock I wanted but refused to pay more bit than it kept pumping) second one is a long term hold so idk. Even then I only fomoed a total of about 3k

>> No.18703532

>JPOW tries to make futures go up!
>they go down

heh

>> No.18703541

>>18703523
Based pseudo-/g/ schizoposter

>> No.18703551

>>18703215
:)

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>>18703281
>trough

>>18703374
einstein over here

>> No.18703554

>>18703111
Go to 14 and then back into 13, since you’re patient 13 you can’t visit yourself

>> No.18703555

>>18703471
How are you going to make a unique delivery multiple times?
How are you going to deliver one piece of mail multiple times?

>Also cherry-picking an example to suit your purpose
>Not picking a good one

>> No.18703581

>>18703418
>The question is flawed.
how come?

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>>18703428

>> No.18703589
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>>18703584

>> No.18703593

>>18702667
war would hypothetically spike the price not because of consumption buy because of supply interruptions. Or at least expected interruptions. Any threat to the Strait of Hormuz tends to make the price go up.

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Thinking of doing a poor man’s covered call on something I don’t want to drop money on for 100 shares. Any of you frens do this? Just need something to spice up my day that’s not as risky as long puts/calls but not as dull as longing/shorting memes.

>> No.18703628

>>18703520
>>18703552
>trough
lol typo

>>18703485
VERY GOOD ANON hahah

>>18703581
Well it's a thought experiment so that should give you some clues. Overall the question isn't specific enough. It doesn't take time into account. Morality is ultimately subjective (watch how much that pisses people off). Infinite people cannot exist within the confines of the question.

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Almost time to go green.

>> No.18703640

>>18703485
i don't even see any doors

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>>18703628
>It doesn't take time into account.
bro what the fuck

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>>18703281
fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>> No.18703661

>>18702888
4real why are /smg/tards so tarded. It will be the Greatest Depression

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>>18703589

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>>18703393
How do I invest in lawsuits for workers?

>> No.18703684

Japanese stock market is mooning right now

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>>18703335
am i autistic because i kind of figured that but want to keep trying anyway

>> No.18703693

>>18702915
How so? Any particular reasoning besides it being low just like most other stocks?

>> No.18703703

>>18703684
My 3rd world market is about to open a few minutes. Goddamn, I hope the green close on US indices plus news of eased lockdown propels my positions from friday.

>> No.18703707

>>18703687
No anon, that's unironically good that you try to convince yourself and challengue your assumptions and that of others. Genuine scientist spirit.

>> No.18703710

Come on oil dump harder.. this is only 1.5x gains for my shorts, i need the rush.......

>> No.18703715

>>18703058
Show us a screenshot, lets see how big that position is.

>> No.18703726
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>>18703281
If you immediately stop and go backwards you're only going through the doorway once, not twice.

>> No.18703733
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18703733

Another week if smooth-brained /biz/tards reacting to weeks old data cited by mainstream media news articles and gobbling it up all the while under the illusion that they're competent in any way whatsoever and that one time they made money wasn't purely accidental.

>> No.18703734
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18703734

You Bobos are such worthless paypig sluts. Can't even keep a dump going for 30 minutes. See you on expiry for another round you slutty hefers

>> No.18703735

>>18703083
>shadow realm
Lol was watching some yugioh season 1 today

>> No.18703746
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18703746

lmao futures could give a fuck about oil

>> No.18703750

Silver going up feelsgoodman

>> No.18703752

>>18702680
12.74% here

>> No.18703776

>>18703726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIoN5Ln6M7k

>> No.18703781
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18703781

were my dividend KINGS AT REPORT!!!!

>> No.18703785
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>>18703584
probably my favorite of all time tbqh

>>18703589
depends on the day/time you ask me this

>>18703665
dont pull the lever, youll be ok as long as no witness (tell the trolley guy you dont know how the lever works)

>> No.18703795

>>18703733
Is this the hate symbol the Anti-Defamation League was talking about?

>> No.18703824

Does anybody have any single sex offender friends?

>> No.18703842
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18703842

>futures

>> No.18703854

/o/ fag here, ocasionally lurk /biz/. Could someone de-autism what the fuck is going on? I'm guessing it must be related to the economy shitshow caused by the pandemic but there's just too much shitposting to make any assumptions.

>> No.18703858

I'm beginning to think the nikkei is just a slut for american indices

>> No.18703864

>>18703640
That's the actually autistic answer.

>> No.18703873

>>18703703
what third world country are you in brotha? Also are your positions for US stocks or your own?

>> No.18703878

TVIX predictions for this week?

>> No.18703884
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>>18703858
;^)

>> No.18703886

JUST BUY STOCKS. BUY BUY BUY! Stocks will make you happy. Stocks will cure the virus. Pretty ladies will like you if you own stocks. Why don’t you buy stocks anons?

>> No.18703895
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>>18703854
The market is dumping to mourn the passing of the Dear Leader

>> No.18703899

>>18703854
if anyone knew, we wouldn't be shitposting

>> No.18703900
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>>18703842
>FYOO-CHA
https://youtu.be/zNXP81iwfBs&t=72

>> No.18703903

>>18702483
https://weather.com/health/coronavirus/video/coronavirus-pandemic-has-one-business-booming

>oh hi there

>> No.18703906
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>>18703824
not personally, but a few of my friends know of some due to non-pedophile reasons

>>18703858
they all are

>> No.18703911

>>18703878
Market will calm down, TVIX to 140 or so. As the economy slowly starts back up it'll drop

>> No.18703920

Oil Lul

>> No.18703923

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.18703926
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>>18703842
Are we green bros today?

>> No.18703931

green futures fuck yeah

>> No.18703942
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18703942

>he bought the top

>> No.18703943
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>>18703684
Tempted to open position but i should wait on NY opening.

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18703967

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18703968
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18703968

ATTN: Everyone

YES it appears lowleg panties DO exist, but they're not very popular.

I was trying to figure out earlier if they'd be extremely inconvenient and it looks like yes. Another thing 3D can't replicate nearly as well as 2D already does.

>I will be trying to buy earnings dumps this week, praying for an AMZN crash or even some CLX, CL, AMAT, AMD

>> No.18703970

If green ID everything pumps next week

>> No.18703971

>>18703145
Damn, their options are pretty pricey.
Gets the noggin joggin'

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>>18703970

>> No.18703982
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18703982

>doubting the greatest nation in the world
>doubting the greatest economy in the world
>doubting the greatest President who ever was or ever will be
shgdy

>> No.18703997

Tomorrow the S&P will rally 3%, off of a total of 18 shares traded throughout the day.

>> No.18704000

>>18703968
How much research have you done on these panties

>> No.18704001

>>18702665
What do you think this price is going to do to your fucking dollar if nobody needs it worldwide to trade for energy?

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>>18703982
Only losers bet against Donnie

>> No.18704012

>>18703997
I own 3 shares. Am I gonna be rich?

>> No.18704016

>>18703873
>Also are your positions for US stocks or your own?
My own. Our index is still plummeting but I manage to get 5% at open, could have gotten more but I played it safe. My other positions are slowly creeping up, hopefully it reaches 3% within the day so I can take my profits.

>> No.18704025
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18704025

>>18703665
spit frantically on your dick and try to remove it, force blood from it, think unsexy thoughts.

When it comes down to it, YOU weren't responsible for the train running on its present course, and you would not be murdering anyone by not interfering. You clearly weren't thinking straight. Manslaughter, tops.

>>18704000
TRIPLE ZER000

Enough to know that I couldn't find them on etsy, but there was UK Metro article written in like 2017 that kind of shittalked them as some weird jap thing.

>> No.18704024
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18704024

Every, fucking, time

>> No.18704030
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18704030

should I buy now or will we see another crash

>> No.18704040

>>18704030
downside risk is huge. be patient. wait for VIX to drop.

>> No.18704043

>>18703726
No because "through" implies that you passed a threshold. Nice try though.

>> No.18704047

>>18704025
Those panties are retarded. Does not give me a boner

>> No.18704048
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>>18703906
Sweden and Switzerland having 1% each of the global stock market is impressive considering their population.

Netherlands and Taiwan is also pretty impressive being at 1% each.

>> No.18704059

>>18704025
Mmmm Jack.
>>18704030
Keep your powder dry.
Some things are worth investing.

>> No.18704061

>>18704030
just buy gold you cuck

>> No.18704069

AMZN is still going to take a shit after earnings r-right bros?

>> No.18704070

>>18704061
Go to bed Peter.

>> No.18704077

>>18704061
No, buy GOLD.

>> No.18704081

>>18703982
>>18704009
This, unironically.

>> No.18704083
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>>18703842
SPY calls giving me a boner right now

>> No.18704090

What do you think about Chesapeak's 200% growth last week? Is it going to moon again on Monday?

>> No.18704091
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18704091

>quoting himself
big yikes

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18704097

>>18704025
>>18703968

it's just cloth and some stitching, I'm sure that you could make some to fit

>>18704040
people have been saying that for weeks now
I still think it's terrible advice to tell people "don't buy any stocks until the S&P index volatility drops below some arbitrary number"

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>>18704069
It's going to dump because it's a pump and dump tech stock.

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>>18704030
You could buy half now if you're unsure.

If it doesn't dip later you'll be happy you did and if it dips you can buy more and average down.

>> No.18704105

>>18704069
If it dips on take like it did on some of the reports released this month I imagine it brings the whole market down with it. Short e-commerce ETFs.

>> No.18704107

>>18704101
Enjoy your ban

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>>18704030
im confident that we will have another crash but im not stupid enough not to buy a bit been buying exxon since 37 up. go 1/4 of your cash in your stock then wait 2 to a month and go from there

>> No.18704118

>>18704091
here's the non-normie screenshot-without-source version:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1254586604360011776

>> No.18704122

>>18704097
well, you can take the chance of a 10% bump over a month or a 30% dump over a month.

>> No.18704123
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18704123

Alright, phase two of futures prediction gets the green x mark.
>redy flatty open [x]
>go green after asia opens [x]
>green all night [ ]
>green close Monday [ ]

>>18703900
That's got a nice groove to it.

>> No.18704134

>>18702483
Any body have thoughts on TAK? I'm holding a few OTM January calls and the aftermarket pump showing on robinhood, but nowhere else makes me think it's about to moon. Is it just a robinhood fuck up?

>> No.18704138

>>18703332
Ouch

>> No.18704144

>>18704122
I already did, and I was rewarded with a >10% bump...
I still have plenty more cash to go after good opportunities in individual stocks, but I'm not going to sit on my hands worrying for the next 6 months just because of the volatility index

>> No.18704149

>>18704097
That's actually just a population map?

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>>18703968
>YES it appears lowleg panties DO exist, but they're not very popular.
They will return when low rise pants come back in to fashion. High waisted pants are a sin, they went to hell in the mid 90's, some goof, probably a gay fashion designer, brought them back from hell. They shall be sent to the depths once more and this time sealed in concrete for all eternity.

>> No.18704151

>>18704113
This is why accumulation is always the goal. Buy in steps while bleeding out shorts or inverses for the inevitable. It's all about the ratios.

>> No.18704153
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>>18704113
i had to cautiously click through that webm because i can't handle watching a blown out knee right now

>> No.18704172

>>18704144
>Fuck the VIX
Based and checked.

>> No.18704183

>>18704113
>>18704153
>90kg/200lb
ok

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>>18704144
>assuming assumptions
not everyone has been sitting on cash or buying inverses from the bottom. In the case that someone has sat on cash, or is thinking about buying more right now, the sentiment is still the same. Why would you risk getting into a scenario where you may need >30% to recover your losses for a potential 10% gain? It would be preferable to wait and get a 5% gain with a downside more like 10%

>> No.18704206
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>>18704149
Pakistan population: >200 million
Missouri population: 6 million

Netherlands population: 17 million
Illinois population: <13 million

you can use the "google.com" search engine to look up the populations of countries and of US states

>>18704172
I didn't say that, but ignoring everything besides the S&P VIX number is pure foolery

>> No.18704220

>>18702527
God i wish i bought SQQQ before instead of holding as long as I have been. I'd make more money :^(

>> No.18704233

>>18703665
press F

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>>18704183
>trusting female bones

>> No.18704243

>>18704183
lock your legs holding 200 lbs over your head and make sure you're filming it

>> No.18704248

>>18703408
>while there's still food on the shelves

the only thing keeping food off the shelves are processing plants shutting down due to outbreaks of chinky coofs between the workers

>> No.18704249
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18704249

Looks like it was a false alarm, Kim Jong Un is alive and well

>> No.18704258
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>>18704148
kek naisu
>>18704097
>>18704000
you made me go back and take another look, these used to be offered on ebay. might be able to get something if you were to try.

Ushijima makes them look VERY cute and sexy.

>> No.18704260
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>>18703285
>Its going to cause an implosion in the junk bond market and take the whole credit system down with it
I'm a dumb girl, please explain it to me

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>>18704113

>> No.18704278

>>18704240
dude dont post gore here wtf

>> No.18704281

>>18704248
Food is going to be on the tables of people in town with local growers and farmers.
The places like walmart and even the dollar stores are pretty much fucked though.

>> No.18704286
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Jewtures green guys!

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>>18704206

>> No.18704295

>>18704286

get that rope ready

>> No.18704299

>>18704260
Tits you fucking retard

>> No.18704309

>>18704249
holy shit Kim! my boy Kim! look at him waving!
this is bullish as fuck!

>> No.18704323
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I KNOW you were behind this!!

>>18704295
EVERY day is day of the cope!
also
>ID:wamu

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>>18704249

>> No.18704333
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bobos are sweating rn

>> No.18704337

>>18704258
just make the panties ($1.50 worth of material) and sell them on etsy for $25
you can get girls to send you measurements ;^)

you just need to come up with a cute name for branding, and once you make some income, send free pairs to instathots for marketing

>> No.18704338

>>18703781
Waiting on that sweet CEQP divvy

>> No.18704350

>>18703970
pressing S

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>>18704278
you know what gore is?

>> No.18704360

>>18704277
First off, what is that thing.
Second off, why is he allowed to compete? All he did was lift it 6 inches.

>> No.18704366

STONKS ONLY GO UP!

>> No.18704370
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>>18704351
I am never clicking any webm from your IP
this is a thread for good vibes, gains, ass and titties.
Fuck you

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>>18704260
Companies (oil) writes bonds, bonds are a long term loan with fixed returns. They're rated based on the credit of a company. Companies are issued a bunch of different credit, like revolvers, long and short term debt.

These companies start losing money and fail to pay their debts. Bonds are among the first to go. There are derivative products built on these bonds, when they get their credit downgraded because a company isn't paying their agreement the value goes down.

Bonds are pretty nice because they "guarantee" a fixed return, say $100k for a $1m investment, perfect for a hedge fund buying appreciating assets for retirement plans. They're shit because like the '08 crisis, they're among the first payments to slip.

I think that's how it works, get baited, I don't know shit.

>> No.18704383

>>18704351
sauce please

>> No.18704385

I have a SPY $300 call
How fucked am I?

>> No.18704387

>>18704370
go back to redit please faggot

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>>18704240

>> No.18704394
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18704394

Why does nobody every bring up binary options? I literally made 6 trades from the weekend market open earlier, up 54%, and I'm done for the week before most people have even started. Do you guys not like money or what?

>> No.18704397

>>18704370
fuck off, we're full

>> No.18704410

>>18704387
guarantee i have been here longer than you. you newfags telling people to leave are pathetic

>> No.18704419

>>18704410
okay sweatie, seethe more

>> No.18704423

>>18704394
what is your long term performance with this strategy

>> No.18704426

>>18704385

congrats on the profits

>> No.18704427
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>>18702789
Class action

>> No.18704428

>>18703593
>Any threat to the Strait of Hormuz tends to make the price go up.

As a DHT/EURN/STNG chad i can only salivate at the prospect of iran closing the strait.

>> No.18704435

>>18704260
Post your feet with a timestamp, you fucking moron.

>> No.18704436

>>18704426
It expires this Friday though :(

>> No.18704437

>>18704351
All of those people were okay though

>> No.18704455
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>>18704337
Am I crazy or is this a decent business idea?
Most problematic part would be dealing with the women and not getting my ass sued or some dumb shit.
(maybe get some matching masks or something)

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>>18704370
sorry, i want talk to you or your wife's son again

>> No.18704462

Anyone see There will be blood? faggot called a lot of oil correctly. said at the beginning of last week hou would be below a dollar on friday and sure enough it is. anyone buying hou? is this a larp? where is this faggot?

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18704464

>>18704249
>Media spreads fake news yet again without actually confirming the rumors first
>Nobody cares

>> No.18704466

>>18704436
We'll be at ATH by then

>> No.18704471

>>18704423
I usually just trade sunday nights, sometimes monday if I lose sunday. I gain usually somewhere around 25%-40% for the week. My trades hit around 90% of the time.

>> No.18704478

B-bullbros.... are we gonna be ok?

>> No.18704492

>>18704360
You can lift my 6 inches whenever you like <3

>> No.18704494
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18704494

>>18704455
Sounds great, I mean using E-thots is genius. I’d like to talk to you elsewhere about this.

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>>18704383
sorry i don't know

>>18704437
wonder how it went for the plane they crashed into

>> No.18704508

>>18704455
I don't think that people who sell things on Etsy/Ebay/Amazon get directly sued by customers very often, if ever.
If you really mess up, you just get banned from the platform or something.
The platform assumes a decent amount of the risk (refunds, etc.) in exchange for taking a decent slice of all the transactions.

The good thing about selling micropanties is that you can probably ship them in USPS envelopes for pretty cheap.

>> No.18704509

Why torture yourself with daily fluctuations when market only go up and DRIP exists. I'll be a multimillionare by my 40s at this rate.

>> No.18704511
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18704511

what did jerome mean by this?

>> No.18704512

What are we buying tomorrow

>> No.18704514
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>>18704277
ah i see a fellow fitzen is here

>> No.18704515

>>18704498
poor bab yak :(

>> No.18704522

>>18704466
What happens after? A dump?

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>>18704370
>gross dark skinned sandy ass bitch
needs more hose

>> No.18704525

>>18704514
Thats a man

>> No.18704533

>>18704375
I see. Isn't qe suppose to fix that?

>> No.18704536

>>18704508
This is completely incorrect. All refunds come from the supplier and there are plenty of instances of the supplier incurring lawsuits. The suits certainly aren't aimed at the fulfillment company if that's what you're implying,

>> No.18704538

>>18704514
looks like her water just broke

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>> No.18704553

>>18702893
venezuelastan

>> No.18704556

>>18702833
What's wrong with longing REITs? The good ones will be fine.

>> No.18704575

>>18704556
>t. doesn't know how REITs work

>> No.18704581

>>18704522
More ATHs

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>>18704525
the amount of gear she is on technically your not wrong anymore she is more man now than women>>18704538
every time she deadlift she pisses her self i think theirs about 5 dif videos of her sploshing in meets

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>>18704515
and out of pure sadism they force the mother to watch

>> No.18704598

there will be two rate increased by october 15th

>> No.18704603

>>18704556
High unemployment means people and businesses will be defaulting on their mortgages. Long term, you'll probably be fine, like everything else. Short term, there's gonna be a lot of pain. Besides, what "good" REIT are you interested in?

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>>18704514
I love this shit.

>> No.18704624

>>18704605
Is that 1pl8? What the fuck?

>> No.18704630

>>18704536
that's true, I mean if some chink seller scams people and never ships, the platform will still refund the buyers money no matter what
the platforms (amazon, ebay, etsy) will go after scammers as much as they can, but their main priority is keeping the consumers happy

I think that there is no lawsuit risk if you're selling panties and some roasties get upset when they rip them, the worst that they can do is to leave negative reviews. they can only sue if the product clearly doesn't match advertisement, and even then it's unlikely that it would happen unless everything you sell is pure garbage; more likely is that the platform would just prune your store and carry on

>>18704556
they have to take on debt just to get through this, so the longer it goes, the lower your future returns will be. All of their earnings will be spent just servicing their debt (most are already pretty levered), and no money for growth or paying their shareholders for a long time
or they could go bankrupt and then you get nothing...

>> No.18704631

>>18704624
DYEL?

>> No.18704642
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QUICK /SMG/
DID YOU REMEMBER TO DO YOUR TRAINING TODAY?!?!

How long can you hold your horse stance?

>>18704592
>every time she deadlift she pisses her self
that fucking sucks
If I had a hobby that every time I did it I pissed myself, and I had dedicated like years of my life and injected myself with hormones for... I'd be pretty sad. Unless I could do it on the toilet.

>> No.18704643

>>18704631
The bar is bending

>> No.18704646

QE dripfeeds liquidity, but it really tends only to slow the fall. For example, a lot of the '08 downtrend was after interventions were announced. It's really difficult to discern what unlimited QE and the PPP and the treasury + Fed joining will ultimately mean, and with the directionality of the market currently...

We won't get a consumer confidence report that has relevant data until EoM. That'll be the determining factor in a lot of this shit, practically speaking. It's whether or not we're in the mind to consume or to accumulate. If the latter, many of these companies are going to suffer since there will be less leisure travel, fewer cruises chartered and fewer planes in the air, fewer road trips and so on. If that becomes the case then the reserves of ultra-cheap crude held, after cracked, are going to be sitting and suppressing prices for an even longer period doing more damage.

>> No.18704650

>>18704642
I doubt she's sad she's a champion powerlifter

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>>18704605
yeah i love strong women but they have to look like women still like >>18704592
>>18704624
women are weak more at 11

>> No.18704654

>>18704464
Pretty sure the only reason N.Korean is part of the narrative is basically prebaking the western public for WW3 or America's next "Vietnam redo I swear it's different this time." Tiny countries can consistently stalemate cuck the US but I'm supposed to believe a citizen miltia is "useless." Then again I'm not sure if we a proxy warring WW3 or basically still in cold war.

>> No.18704664

>>18704643
Hence why I said DYEL to the retard asking if it was 1pl8, thanks for pointing out the obvious

>> No.18704670

>>18704650
not to mention rich

>> No.18704672

>>18704575
I mean, he's not wrong though. The data center REITs, the cell tower REITs, maybe some of the other ones. I bet even Americold Realty will be fine.

>> No.18704676

>>18703145
>casual pleb finger food chain is somehow succeeding in a market now entirely reliant on take out options
It's certainly a mystery

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if we reject this we are in bobo town next week

>> No.18704728

>>18703451
Meh I'm not worried about housing as much as I'm worried about auto loans

>> No.18704729

Meat is going to be off limits for most people. The price of meat is going to skyrocket during this crisis and never go back down. Leftists will be clapping saying it's better for the environment.

>> No.18704738

>>18704713
I'm going into cash if we go above, having stocks back into ATH territory is just ridiculous in this environment, not going to try timing when we will head back lower, just going to sit it out for a few months.

>> No.18704739

>>18704512

>ROYT
>FTSI
>DNR
>HPR
>ROSE

>> No.18704742

>>18704729
What are you basing this on

>> No.18704771

>>18704603
My NRZ cheapies

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>>18704642
yes sir, like every day for the last four years

>> No.18704777

my dixie wrecked

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>>18704742
He's pumping BYND with me. We're a pump duo.

>> No.18704788

>>18704729
Beef prices went down where I am.

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im about to fomo into the market tommorow just in time for it to crash on me i can feel it

sat out the entire recovery expecting a harder decline, instead everyone went and made 50% gains IN ANYTHING except me who stayed in cash like a fool

now the odds are it will either go sideways or drop, really sad I was too scared to buy anything

should I buy or wait for a crash?

>> No.18704798

>>18704729
>>18704742
Meat plants are closing due to the virus

>> No.18704812

>>18704783
not what people envisioned when they dreamt about future fuckbots

>> No.18704815

>>18704792
FOMO IN NOW

YOU'RE MISSING OUT

>> No.18704816

>>18704798
Good thing I can drive to the local farm 30 minutes away and buy 1/8th of a cow right there.

>> No.18704819

>>18703169
It hasn't even begun.

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>>18704650
>I doubt she's sad she's a champion powerlifter

Uhhh... where's that video of the pro bodybuilder constantly forcing himself to eat and hating every minute of it? Might've been Cutler.

>>18704776
can you hold it for 30 minutes without spilling the tea?

>> No.18704836

>>18704729
>Meat is going to be off limits for most people. The price of meat is going to skyrocket during this crisis and never go back down.

Is this what it's like to live under communism?

>> No.18704838

>>18704792
Don't worry you made the right choice, you were smart to stay out of the market

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>>18704792
see>>18704113
>>18704030

>> No.18704847

>>18704642

>If I had a hobby that every time I did it I pissed myself, and I had dedicated like years of my life and injected myself with hormones for... I'd be pretty sad.

I'd really find it funny if at some point in the near future when mental illness is treated more appropriately, they started referring to Traps like that was a hobby.

>> No.18704852

>>18704828
>pro bodybuilder constantly forcing himself to eat and hating every minute of it
Literally who enjoys eating 5k calories a day.

>> No.18704872

>>18704828
not part of my routine but i might add it

>>18704840
hah, that must feel really weird

>> No.18704883

>>18704840
...that space in the middle of THE though

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When I finish with my cardio and groundwork, I'm going to see how far I can push myself while holding good form like Jackie Chan. It's very hard for me to clear my mind doing this sort of thing. I can't imagine doing it while bugs are shooting string and crawling all over me.

>>18704508
oh I meant getting bullshit from the models, not from the customers. I dunno just adding in seminude women seems like a legal liability.

>> No.18704888

>>18704852
600 pound people

>> No.18704893

>>18703332
Why no stoploss? Or is it fake account?

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>>18704738
Here is the daily chart

>> No.18704922

Checked my broker and it won't allow me to do naked calls. However it will let me do covered calls, naked puts (it will lock away the respective underlying), as well as long options.
This sounds more dangerous than allowing naked calls though, because if price of stock falls it sounds safer to set a limit buy on the way up while purging the stock to turn the call naked, no?
I guess the best choice then is either roll down or protective put?

>> No.18704938

>>18704893
/smg/ has never heard of a stop loss before.

>> No.18704948

>>18704922
if you have to ask any of those questions you shouldn't be selling naked calls......

>> No.18704955

>>18704729
Meat continues to drop and is the lowest I have seen it in the past few years. Are you retarded?

>> No.18704976

>>18704955
What shithole are you from broski?

>> No.18704978

>>18704922
I'm going to save this snippet next time someone asks smg for advice on options.

>> No.18704994

>>18704922
No.
1. Find stock you like
2. Sell a put with a strike of where you would like to buy
3. Collect premium
4a. If stock falls to your preferred price, you buy a cheapie and keep premium. Hodl.
4b. If stock does not fall, you keep premium and repeat.

>> No.18705000

>>18704976
Indiana

>> No.18705012

>>18704978
>sell covered call
>price goes down
>sell stock, now it's a naked call
>set limit relative to premium and sell price
>guaranteed profit
Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't.
Add that to the snippet too.

>> No.18705036

>>18705012
>set limit relative to prem and sell price
Can you explain this part a little more

>> No.18705042

>>18705012
>screenshot of literally anything that never got back to 52wk high
This kills the crab

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>>18704955
Better stock up. The future is bleak.

>> No.18705075

>>18705047
Just bought half a cow and a whole hog, tons of deer, rabbits and squirrels on my property, I'm good. Thanks for looking out.

>> No.18705080

>>18704729
I just picked up two nice sized Ribeyes for $13

>> No.18705142

>>18704994
Why do a half-wheel when you could do a full wheel?
That's OK if you have infinite cash on the side, but otherwise every calculator suggests rolling down a call is safer (less premiums but more downside protection and you don't dig yourself into a deeper hole if the price falls further).

>>18705036
Example:
Cost basis is 50, you have 100 XYZ for $1 and sell 1 covered call at, say, 52.
Price is now down to $49. You sell and set a buy stop at 49.50. If price keeps going, the call expires worthless and you have no gain or losses.
If it goes back up past 49.50, you buy. If it gets exercised you've profited $3 per share. If it doesn't get exercised (e.g. it's between 49.5 and 52) you have profited (price - 49.5) - 0.5 + 1 per share, which should be positive.

>> No.18705144

>>18705075
I just bought a sealed bottle of xanax preparing to be put back on lockdown for another 2 weeks... got my garden going and some weed....

looking to get some chickens and maybe a goat

>> No.18705192

>>18705144
>looking to get some chickens and maybe a goat
Been meaning to do the same for a few years and just don't need the extra hassle of livestock so never did it. Now's probably a good time.

>> No.18705215

>>18702824
someone here told me they had a disturbing p/e of 2000

>> No.18705250

>>18705192
I just started my garden.. used to grow weed and veggies... my sister has the yard for chickens.. but kinda waiting to get my own place before putting money into her place... been doing that too long..

>> No.18705251

>>18702833
GE all or nothing anon or NIO but fuck china thats pretty much guaranteeing death

>> No.18705285

>>18705251
Lol GE isn't making anyone serval hundred percent returns.

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>>18705250
i was there aswell finally manage to buy my house. it was a foreclose house really rough but with the help of my family its finally looks great with 5 chickens and two cats life is comfy anon. good luck on the house hunt

>> No.18705294

>>18705285
With puts it will

>> No.18705304

>>18705215
Why don't you look it up yourself? It's not that hard.
They also have 100% growth /quarter.
Still barely any paying customers even after lockdown though.
Bosses selling :)

>> No.18705317

>>18704978
Come on anon! Compile to screenshots! Make more snarky remarks!
>>18705142

>> No.18705319

Anyone doing strangles/straddles and profited?

>> No.18705322

>>18705291
I'm just waiting for market to tank.. i already have rental properties but don't wanna move into them.. they're good cash flow.. I'm currently working with a real estate developer and some of the properties will have remainders after we develop em so i'm hoping to buy the excess land and put my own house on it cause i'm pretty sure the group will sell it to me for pennies on the dollar since it won't fit their prototype

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>>18705251
GE is a corpse, Just like Boeing.
What’s pathetic is US Gov will bail them out.

>> No.18705355

Convince me not to go all in LMT RTX LHX and TDY

>> No.18705386

>>18705355
Why would you want someone to convince you not to become a millionaire?

>> No.18705409

>>18703332
holy fuck what were u in?

>> No.18705426

>>18705355
There will be no war.

>> No.18705479

>>18705386
Quite based

>>18705426
They make plenty of money in peace time, war is the moon shot..

Defense bros, what's your thoughts on BWXT? They make nuclear reactors for ships and commercial power use.

>> No.18705519

>>18705479
That shit will moon when manned mars missions start but that could be 50 years for all I know. Otherwise, I'd avoid but I'm also just a retard that did 3 minutes of research.

>> No.18705539

>>18704024
it's free real estate*
it's worse than priced in mumu

>> No.18705540

>>18705519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-drIOjUXkPs

Considering this is happening right now. Might be closer than you think.

>> No.18705573

>>18705540
Might be closer than 50 but I really doubt it will be within the next 5 years and that's way too long for me personally to hold something. You're guaranteed to make money eventually so if you're the hold type I'd go for it.

>> No.18705576

>>18705519
Considering we could've had moon bases by now and we don't, I don't see anything even remotely riskier like mars for least 100 years. The ISS/MER is/was a greater risk than a moon base since the station(s) are a sitting duck for any impacts by foreign objects.

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>>18703328

>> No.18705603

>>18703734
So you have $49,200 in sell puts. How much was the total premium?

>> No.18705617

>>18705576
I'm not versed in this area at all but I would think moon bases would provide such little insight that they're next to useless. Mars missions have a tremendous amount of scientific potential though.

>> No.18705635

>>18705573
Yeah, I'm building shit I'm gonna hold for a long fucking time. I figure the global stage can only get more unstable from here. And space is the next revolution.

>>18705576
This is ridiculous. The reason for stagnation was government contracts. No reason to push the limits if you get paid for fucking around in LEO. Now SpaceX and Blue Origin are on the scene and they are solely driven by Elon's and Bezos' autism and drive for remembrance.

>> No.18705677

>>18704630
Have a money back return policy, then resell at double to pervs.

>> No.18705763

>>18705142
Then you've sold a covered call, not a naked call; completely difference scenario. Doing what you have described without the underlying stock would be incredibly stupid. The situation you've described is only kind of stupid.

>> No.18705779

>>18705677
This man. THIS MAN. You are going to make it. Also checked.
PNSU to 500