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this little shitcoin is rolling steady at $.0029. 0% chance it doesnt hit $.01 by Monday. If you have been sitting on your ass all, "who are these assholes shilling this scam spam shitcoint bullshit" it is time for you to hobble your lazy asses to hexdex.win and dump your life savings into this shit today if you want to see a your first 30x in 2 days. I'm so fucking sick of all the jannies and fud assholes who cant see the mathematical fucking beauty in this goddamn shitcoin. Do it for your future unborn children (yes even you incels) a massive favor. Just toss $200 into this thing, stake that shit and you will make off like a king. Don't listen to me and I can assure you, nothing will replace the monetary hole in your heart you will feel if you don't.

>> No.18687259

>>18687198
Fuck off scammer nigger go suck Richard Schuelers Hearts cock

>> No.18687281

>>18687198
This guy knows

>>18687259
Enjoy being poor retard!

>> No.18687312

>>18687259
sucks to suck bro. sorry for your losses

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>> No.18687367

Why is it worth it? Why will it 10x? Can you educate me?

>> No.18687379

>>18687367
do you not know how certificate deposits work?

>> No.18687388

what does the token entitle you to? they are like COD's right?

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>>18687198
>this little shitcoin is rolling steady at $.0029. 0% chance it doesnt hit $.01 by Monday. If you have been sitting on your ass all, "who are these assholes shilling this scam spam shitcoint bullshit" it is time for you to hobble your lazy asses to hexdex.win and dump your life savings into this shit today if you want to see a your first 30x in 2 days. I'm so fucking sick of all the jannies and fud assholes who cant see the mathematical fucking beauty in this goddamn shitcoin. Do it for your future unborn children (yes even you incels) a massive favor. Just toss $200 into this thing, stake that shit and you will make off like a king. Don't listen to me and I can assure you, nothing will replace the monetary hole in your heart you will feel if you don't.

>> No.18687421

>>18687388
Yes CD

>> No.18687425

>>18687379
>>>18687367 (You)
>do you not know how certificate deposits work?

Yes I do, why does doing this with crypto have a lot of value? If there's a finite amount I don't get how you can collect interest off of it? Who's going to pay the interest? Aren't 90% of crypto guys looking to 10x their money and get out? So how is a low fixed interest CD going to take over the crypto market?

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>>18687367
>>18687379
>>18687388

just read this shit

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>>18687388

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18687443

Sir... i've just put my entire life savings into HEX... plz, pump for my fahamalaies

>> No.18687462

>>18687432
That doesn't really help me at all, sorry anon.

>> No.18687477

>>18687462
do you want your little tiny stack of pennies to make little penny babies?

>> No.18687481

>>18687462
number goes up nigger

>> No.18687515

HEX is the fuckin shit. TY RH for giving me 20x

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>>18687198
Aight fine fuck it if no other reason then to be able to shill in these forsaken threads, I can blow $500 on a gamble, if it goes to zero fuck it.

>> No.18687542

>>18687477
>>18687481
I understand how a CD works. Why is this valuable? What does this add to the blockchain? The value behind crypto is the same as the USD, the faith of the people using this. So I'm asking what user base is going to use this? How much interest are they getting? How is the interest generated?

>> No.18687565

>>18687537
Thats my man. Literally best $500 you could ever spend.

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daily reminder that in clown world where mcdonald trump is president scams are unironically the best investments in 2020

>> No.18687602

>>18687542
Hex has it's own user base, not adopting some other crowd. Its literally so simple. What other coin allows you to set your own stake time limit and give you the insane returns that Hex does? Thats right, none of them. Whats the incentive? Huge penalties if you try to end stake therefore more people are actually actively staked making the longterm investment that much stronger.

>> No.18687666

>>18687198
I did my own research, and could find nothing to suggest that value enters the system or is created by it aside from speculators staking in hopes of big gains.

So what's the point? Ponzi coin?

>> No.18687718

>>18687666
Halving is in like two weeks anon

>> No.18687726

>>18687542
You have to look at it more simply. People don't look at crypto as a solidified currency like USD or gold. You can argue this till you're blue in the face but the point but the fact remains that there is a large demographic of people that don't invest in crypto and never will. The chances of BTC or XRP becoming the new world currency is fantasy. Fiat currency has worked relatively well for most of human currency.

That being said crypto is basically a gamble. People typically don't use it to pay their groceries they use it to invest with the hopes of a huge payoff. I'm not going to argue this point because it's not the point.

HEX is a new angle on this gamble. People force themselves to stake their coins in the hopes of big profits. Think of it as rather than putting chips on roulette numbers, put it all on black and close your eyes. Does it have practical utility? Ask yourself honestly can't we honestly survive without crypto? My $.02

>> No.18687731

>>18687602
Why does it generate value in the form of interest for the investor when they make the cd? E.g. Why does investing 10000 ETH with them give me more money?

>> No.18687738

>>18687718
halving will have no effect on hex

>> No.18687762

>>18687726
So I'm basically supposed to wait for it to moon off of news and sell before it has to be justified? Riding a meme is what these coins are all about?

>> No.18687779

>>18687738
Do you really think that when all of crypto pumps hex is just gonna sit there?

>> No.18687787

>>18687367
it goes up in price because people buy

>> No.18687807

Can you mine this?
Where and how

>> No.18687875

>>18687198
There are over 140 billion of these shitcoins in circulation and it has a total market cap just under $300 million. In order for it to approx 4x by monday like you say the market cap would have to reach over $1 billion which is in link territory. No way is that happening.

>> No.18687882

>>18687762
Yes. That's the point, that's what every crypto is. We all know it. Look at all the thousands of fucking cryptocurrencies out there. Everyone thinks their crypto is the next big thing. You can look at fundamentals all you want. It's not the worst idea to simply follow a trend, hedging your bets accordingly. Emotion is just as powerful as logic.

>> No.18687892

>>18687787
And it comes crashing down the minute some amount of people sell?

>> No.18687922

>>18687892
wrong because the the staking terms are so punitive that if you try to end stake early (like if someone thinks its crashing) it isn't worth it. this helps to stabilize the market.

>> No.18687938

>>18687875
you really dont understand the monster that hex is

>> No.18687944

>>18687892
but there's like millions in liquidity

>> No.18687956

>>18687875
brainlet take. the coins are locked. true circulation is probably 5% of that.

>> No.18687968

>>18687938
It's a piece of shit that inflates itself by paying out interest in itself. It has no other utility. The founder just created this coin because he knows there are people like you willing to shill this shit.

>> No.18688019

>>18687968
Lol banks have no utility. Lol interest has no utility. Lol money has no utility. Lol life has no utility.

>> No.18688200

>>18687666
You've just defined most of all currency.

>> No.18688244

I just bought a shitload on Yobit. What the fuck do I do with it now? Just leave it there? Also, I'm basically retarded on this stuff, so dumb it down please.

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>>18688244
log into the HEX virtual interface. use the arrow keys to guide your avatar to the nearest active GreaterFool and press D to dump

>> No.18688298

>>18688291
I literally don't know if you are joking.

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18688331

Yeah this is going to be a no from me dawg

>> No.18688339

>>18688298
dont listen to that guy. do you have the metamask extension for Chrome? if not, install it now. create a metamask wallet (the extension walks you through it) let me know when you get that far.

>> No.18688347

>>18688331
super duper big brain move

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>>18687198
>be me
>beekeeper / remover
>fuckin love bees
>spend my honey money on crypto ONLY if the logo is a hexagon. Just like a honeycomb
>Hasn't failed me yet.
Bought 6k LNK at 1.60 sold at 3.60.
Im thinkin its time to see what all the buzz is about with HEX

>> No.18688398

BUY NOW OR REGRET IT LATER!

>> No.18688402

>>18687432
It reads like propaganda

>> No.18688414

>>18687666
This is pretty much every crypto

>> No.18688429

>>18688339
I'm that far. Thanks!

>> No.18688493

>>18688351
>going to make big honey.

>> No.18688569

>>18688339
I set up the metamask extension and even got as far as getting the token in my wallet using the contract address. Do I just send my Hex to that ethereum wallet now or is there a separate address for the hex token? Then what!?

>> No.18688615

>>18688429
go to your metamask account and add the hex token

not too familiar with yobit but you should be able to send your hex wallet amount to you Metamask wallet.

from there go to: go.hex.win to stake your hex.
also just go to hex.win to learn more

then stake your hex for as long as you think would be best for you

>> No.18688632

>>18688615
Last question...
Why do the staking thing? Why not just hold on to the hex and hope the value goes up?

>> No.18688634

>>18687198
All of crypto is essentially a scam. You buy a bag and wait for some other idiot to buy it off of you. That's the only use case any crypto has right now. No one actually gives a shit about some esoteric tech. Mind as well embrace the game theory with hex. It's more fun that way.

>> No.18688636

>>18687198
threw $200 into this ponzi scheme. Will be quitting as soon as it hits $1/$2

>> No.18688662

>>18688632
you can wait for the regular chart value to go up or you can earn more hex so while your watching the charts go up you're growing you stack at the same time.

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>>18687259
Based.

>> No.18688691

>>18688662
Thanks so much anon! Best of luck.

>> No.18688695

>>18688634
thats pretty sardonic and inaccurate my friend

>> No.18688703

>>18688691
you too little brother

>> No.18688716

>>18688632
It's actually kind of neat. If you go on >https://go.hex.win/
it connects automatically to your MetaMask, you can schedule a stake time, say 365 days and it will show you the % increase in HEX you'll receive. The longer/more HEX you stake the better it pays. It's a crypto CD.

>> No.18688774

>>18688716
It's paying me 226% to stake $150 for a year. I'll probably go in for more. Is it a gamble, yes but I like the idea.

>> No.18688851

>>18688695
Dude everyone,except for a few hardcore cypherpunks, is in crypto just to watch the price go up. Some people are just less honest about it that others.

>> No.18688913

>>18687666
>aside from speculators staking in hopes of big gain

That is the whole point of investing! Also nice demonic trips.

>> No.18688989

>>18688636
Ha! Noted. I'll adjust my stake time to $.99/$1.99

>> No.18689492

>>18687367
Removing your HEX from staking penalizes you harshly, so staking provides downward pressure on supply, which provides upward pressure on price.

>> No.18689504

>>18687198
Just stop, Richard. Jump ship to CKB and help us crush our first cycle.

>> No.18689507

I staked for over 200 days so I could get the Big Payday HEX. Did I fall for the trap? Is the smart money avoiding staking or only staking short-term?

>> No.18689621

>>18689507
Smart money is staking for 15 years

>> No.18689648

>>18689504
dude I wish I was richard, the payday that delicious greasy asshole will have is going to put him on the cover of every magazine. yeah, magazines, they still print them

>> No.18689718

>>18688716
Can you store this shit on metamask? I can find this token on there

>> No.18689759

>>18687432
>10,000 ETH in a single order to buy hex
people are still falling for 2017 ico scams?

>> No.18689763

>>18689718
Go to add custom token, then paste this address: 0x2b591e99afe9f32eaa6214f7b7629768c40eeb39

>> No.18689773

>>18689718
>>18689763
and the decimals is 8

>> No.18691396

>>18689507
Yes! Get out a couple weeks before the "big payday". Everyone that stakes until then is just going to be stuck holding bags. This is essentially bitconnect 2.0, you will be able to make some gains but you have to get out early.

>> No.18691694

>>18691396
yes, you have 1 year of steady gains but get the fuck out before the payday

>> No.18691695

>just pump bag sirs

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>tfw you own 7.5M HEX because you had 3-4 ETH lying around and transformed them when it was at almost 2M per ETH

I'm fully prepared to see it go to zero, but turns out, I don't really mind the gains either.

>> No.18692269

>>18691837
Richard here. I wanted to give you a little more background on the project. This project was started to solve a personal problem, that is why it's more legit than any other project in crypto right now. As many of you know, I was barely getting by doing hourly magician gigs, you know, sleight of hand card tricks, long ass handkerchiefs, shit like that. I was sinking fast and had been going to my magician gigs hungover. Most of the time I would have to take a flask of bourbon along just to make it thru the gig. One Monday I started, well... continued, a gnarly bender after doing tricks for some rich banker's kid's bar mitzvah. I was so depressed hearing them talk about their parents money I just kept smashing whisky shots and doing insane amounts of blow I got off this gayboi designer I met at some club. We fucking went apeshit man.. when I woke up the next friday afternoon I saw all the ideas we came up with in our coked out frenzy to start an Ethereum token ponzi scheme. I used to be a BTC maximalist before I got into magic so I kinda know the crypto scene. The logo was so good and apparently I promised this gayboi that he would make millions off this logo so he would keep fronting me blow... I don't want to fuck that up cuz he's super hot and I don't get that type of boi pussy as much these days. Anyhow I have to do this thing now so check out Hex and if you are early enough you might make a few bucks, but probably not.

>> No.18693007

>>18687432
Lmao indian hands typed this out. Terrible english