/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18683900
w h y

Nice try Bobo lol, fuckin faggotasshole

>>18683900
>once the news is out
Everyone knows already.

>>18683924
This, priced in.

If an antagonist dies a global era of peace will be upon us. And we will pump.

>>18683909

Kim holds 600 million dollars worth

>>18684079

he was never an antagonist though, the US is the antagonist and the military has his country surrounded since he was born he was just trying to defend his people from the kike bankers and imperialists. rest in power

>>18683900
>they hate us because they anus

>>18684142
wat

>>18684142
this

>>18684142
He's right

>>18684142
Partially true

Why couldn't he just stop eating drinking and smoking like a madman. What was literally fucking wrong with him

>>18683909
because cope

>>18684111
more lost keys? bullish.

>>18683924

The top media confirmations, CBS, ABS, NBC, NYT, are all holding off on reporting anything except vague reports about seeing Kim's train in a resort and Chinese doctors being sent, the death reports are being circulated in the 2nd-tier of media, CNN, TMZ, Newsweek, and the various other media outlets copying the Shikan Gendai report saying that a Chinese Medical source told a Japanese reporter that he died today. So once there is actual confirmation given, that's when the market starts to really move and the media outlets confirm or deny the reports.

>>18684142
This, its the only reason he has nukes, he's probably also knows what happens to regimes that give them up.

Also no fuckin way the good old US of A should even go there. It boarders china & russia, great way to have a nuclear war ffs.

Kim is keeping world peace irronicly

>>18684142

Sort of true 2bh. That poor fucker never wanted to be king. He was living the life in Switzerland as an anonymous Asian playboy, partying every night and playing hung over pickup hoops with Dennis Rodman. And then his father died, and he was forced to become head of this insane anachronism of a genocidal dictatorship. Goodbye Gstaad, welcome to Pyongyang, a time warp transplant of 1930s Stalinism that has so far forced its way into the 21st Century by sheer brutality and oppression, where there's the constant threat of destruction from outside, and now he lives in a Soviet palace that's a pit of vipers, squirming with highly intelligent, extremely powerful sociopaths, aka the sort of people who rise to the top of evil empires, half of which are likely plotting his murder so they can take power. But he can never be fully sure which, because the deceptive snakes he has to spy on the others are by definition even more likely to be the ones plotting against him.

And I guess one of them got to his doctors, the possibility of which he had to have been completely cognizant of as they put him under. What a nightmare life.

He just wanted to play hoops.

F

>>18683900
>>18683909
Blockchain analytics company Chainalysis said it is “comfortable” with the $1.5 billion figure stated in a recent webinar (a significant increase on various estimates made last year, ranging from about $200 million to $500 million )for the amount of crypto amassed by the Hermit Kingdom.

>>18684635
>only $1.5 billion

ngmi

>>18684621
F

Daily reminder that numerous people have been reported as being "executed" before appearing later. I would bet all my LINKies that Kim is going to give a speech within days.

>>18683900
na na na kim was the only one with the private keys

>>18684707
>yfw his speech is just shilling LINK

>>18684079
Is he the new /biz/ mascot? What's his name?

>>18684355
He was working what is probably the most stressful job on earth

>>18684707
>Kim hacks into all global news feeds
>"Check 0x0 address"
>Whole world simultaneously gets on etherscan, before it collapses under the traffic humanity sees an outbound transfer of all burned tokens and misplaced ETH to Kim's personal wallet
>"Nukes will be launching in five minutes. Place your positions accordingly. Good luck"
>Signs off, every television screen on Earth goes to static

>>18684741
this. assuming he wasn't just depositing into a dead/lost address because what the fuck is a private key