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Id say youre a bigger idiot than Musk.

>>18674547
No shit, everyone knows a Tesla is not done growing.

>>18674557
Yes

>>18674543
See you at $3000

>>18674660
Even more yessss.

ur a moron

i would say geeze that chart looks familiar but its a possibility.

>>18674543
This u?

>>18674752
No sir. But very smart

>>18674543
You’d be a faggot , is that you Elon?
Going bankrupt
buy high sell low

Tesla will retest its supports at 350-250 dollars within the 2 next years AND it will never recover from it.


Also people buy a share with a P/E ratio above the sky and it doesn't even yield divimemes. It's like paying to get the lowest, shittiest yield possible lolololololololololol!!! Teslatards are retards and they're cocky about being retards.

>>18674543
Made 80 pounds
Waiting for it to go to under 400 again

>>18674543
I believe it. In fact, I've said the same since January. Fibonacci does not lie. Screencap this.

>>18674842
Doesn't matter.

Tesla will supply the global logistics industry with automated semis to do the job pussified truckers won't.

With the cars off the road, this is the perfect time to make movea into the self driving space

>>18675768
This.

>>18674547
A waste of life like you shouldn't act like you're above anyone, let alone someone like musk.

>>18675748
i got you senpai

Tesla is garbage and has terrible fundamentals

>Little to no profit after 10+ years in business
>Huge debt
>Quality control issues
>Rarely meets production numbers
>Cooks their books to make cars sold as cars manufactured
>MEME CEO that is spread to thin with too many projects
>Huge growing competition with Chinese, Japanese and German EV companies
>Interiors look like boring shit for the price range their in

>>18675768

Ah yes the reddit meme where they move the goal post ever 2 years on when truckers will be out of work. Protip: anyone who knows anything about trucking logistics knows the tech isn't close to being their yet and truckers do more than just drive the fucking things. Good luck having states give up their DOT revenue. Truckers will be mandated by law to sit behind the wheel even with DRIVER ASSISTED TECH...

>>18674543
Still cant believe people buy stock for a company that doesnt make money and is in the paper every other month talking about running out of cash

>>18674543
milk will be $100/gallon

>>18676981
>Little to no profit
Just look at their last quarter

>>Huge debt
Huuuuge demand

>>Rarely meets production numbers
That's expected when you are the first company in the world to mass produce electric vehicles in the hundreds of thousands

>>Cooks their books
Based on what?

>>CEO Spread to thin with too many projects
Elon Musk could die today and Tesla would still be setup for growth and success. They have been(and still are) hiring the best in the business.

>>Competition
They don't have Tesla's superior batteries, factories, AI tech or engineering talent. Also, the Chinese are practically pushing for Tesla to succeed in China.

>>Interior looks boring
Cope

>>18674543
I'd tell you TSLA $350 in 3 months.

>>18674543

where do I buy this shitcoin

>>18677165
>profit
No revenue, no thanks.

>huge demand
Nope?

>first
Wrong?

>batteries
Evidence?

>AI
NVIDIA could shit all over TSLA in a moments notice and totally steal their thunder while releasing an open API for self-driving (which is what they're fucking doing). NVDA also has the benefit of being the MFG of the GPUs in TSLA systems, and will most probably continue dominance. TSLA SD won't be proprietary.

>competition
You don't need the best of the best to make a product that engenders public trust and desire. Look at Nickelback, or WoW. Both are defined by their mediocrity, never the best in any category, but surely among the most well recognized and prolific entities in their domain.

>>18674543
I wouldnt buy because thats barely a 2x, FANG is gonna give me 4x EOY

>>18674543
I'd say take you're meds

>>18674547
FPBP

>>18674543
Just watch their research.
If they won't develop new battery by 2021 they're fucked.