/biz/ - Business & Finance

If people start injecting bleach or Lysol, is that good or bad for the stocks of those companies?

>people who didn't get in on the MESO train

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TO KEKY

Buy the dip, I fucking dare you.

What should I buy

>>18659841
woah is that real?

>>18659833
depends how much you inject

>Its crabbing

Yeah its going red today with that much crab at start.

>>18659833
Depends if they benefit from a trump presidency or not since it will be primarily trump voters shooting up bleach.

>>18659848
Cloudflare.

Cannot wait for NIO to get to 4,5 dollars so I can pull out of this and break even.
Fuck that company.

>>18659841
I can't believe that in 2020 I would finally be seeing a cat dance for real.

>>18659813
The capitalist system was well headed for a crash. COVID accelerated that process. Now there will be mass famine, hundreds of millions will get infected with COVID, and die when the second and deadlier variant of the virus develops. Shit will get wild. At the end of next year probably 100+ Million people will die.

LS.DFS;DLFHSADL;FHADS
THESE FUCKING BEARSLKDF;LAKDJF;LADFJ
THEY'RE KILLING ME

>>18659848
The big short dude yesterday said buy large banks

>>18659813
Bill, you must inject disinfectant.
FOR THE ECONOMY!

Are we gettin fuckin snibbed right now

>>18659848
SQQQ

What do we buy bros?

Should i not hold NUGT over the weekend?

For me, it’s TMDX.

>>18659862
I already bought NET dummy. >>18659848

Wondering if a Friday dump would roll over to a Monday dump as well...

NASDAQ is unironically becoming a shitcoin

DID THE ORANGE REALLY SAID TO HIS FANS TO DRINK BLEACH!?

good morning guys, hang on lemme finish my cuppa

RTX has been bleeding me dry for the past 3 days now, whats the prediction /biz/?

>>18659907
NASDAQ has always been a shitcoin-tier index. It is going to crash and burn soon like it usually does.

>>18659906
it all depends on the last 10 minutes.

>>18659881
just wait, they're going to go lower

>>18659813
>retards don't understand that even if the disease kills a lot of people its becauses its extremely infectious so shit tons of people get it at once and 0.1% of them die and not because it has an 11% chance of killing them you utter retards that can't understand statistics edition
What in the absolute fuck are you talking about it?
The virus has a .3% mortality rate. It's significantly worse than the seasonal flu, but nowhere near the initial 3-4% projections propagated by the WHO.
Many more people have been infected than we previously thought. Testing bears that out.
This is the most competent scientist on the matter.
https://youtu.be/cwPqmLoZA4s

>we've been in a crab market for 2 weeks now

>>18659919
unironically going to sub 25 then rocketing back up to 120 later when a new war starts

>>18659913
even better, they should inject it for faster results!

WERE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND

>>18659913
told them to inject disinfectant and shove UV bulbs up their asses

>>18659919
RTX is a long hold. You should be able to pull out soon if you want to use those funds elsewhere. It has been crabbing for weeks now.

>>18659813
based

SPY bouncing on 279. Wonder if it'll break soon.

>>18659919
It's a meme stock thats baffling so many people put money into. I'd cut your losses at this point, airline heavy defense corps aren't going to print money anytime soon. Don't listen to the schizos that think WW3 is right around the corner.

>>18659933
That fact is the only reason I'm watching the markets so closely

Whales have been buying Friday at 2:30 for those delicious discounts

>>18659906
I don't know if the remdesivir news has really sunk in yet. Boomers have been asleep at the wheel for the past month (if not longer) now and reacting to news extremely slowly. You might see over the weekend, when the remdesivir story finally makes it into the boomer papers, that it will dump.

>>18659941
no, we haven't

>oil is overproduced and cheap
>cut back production
>nothing burger virus
>everything opens back up
>suddenly not enough oil
>oil prices spike

why is it a bad idea to hoard cheap crude oil etfs and hold them to the price spike?

>>18659936
I think he was quoting the angriboi in the OP pic

WHAT'S UP NIGGERS
MISS ME?

if it weren't for these cunts selling high in the futures market, we would have opened up -1% minimum.

btw where is the anon that doubted me when I said 8580 today?

>>18659978
oil etfs are meme they don't do any physical delivery so they get cucked whenever the futures expire

>>18659978
Because it's going to be years out and you don't know what the price will do in the meantime or if the ETF will go bankrupt like USO.

>>18659945
OIL, WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGIN

>>18659841
That marionette puppet is dead on.

I should have put more in HAL

>>18659978
>what is bankruptcy?

>>18659978
CONTANGO
You want to time buying crude oil ETFs to right before it seems feasible that the oversupply is finally being burned away. That is months away

>>18659960
>>18659948
>>18659942

Thanks frens, I'll reallocate the money somewhere else then watch it to see what happens

Damnable Bulls almost knocked me out of my trail stop I set up yesterday on my put.

wow it's fucking crab

>>18660000
USO fate checked.

>>18660000
Checked and based

what a gay fucking market

>>18660000
oilbros BTFO

>>18659936
Cure wont happen for at least a year and there will be a deadlier variant of the virus out in the winter. The virus is only getting started. https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/deadly-perfect-storm-of-new-flu-strains-with-coronavirus-spells-danger-for-vulnerable/news-story/04eadcb365460569fa323009b3c71c0e

If it goes under 278 it'll go straight down.

You want to see dedicated crabbing? Look at BAM the past few days

>>18659936
It was a Boomer Bill impression but also alluding to the recent studies that show higher infections than expected which also explains why densely populated areas (Wuhan, Northern Italy, New York) are overwhelmed because such a high volume of people get infected at once (so even if a small percentage of the infected population need medical treatment its still like 3% out of millions infected).

>>18660000
>it's going to be years
invalidated opinion doomer

>>18660000
8 to 1 reverse split won't work and USO going to zero mother fucking confirmed

>>18659978
we were already overproducing before the virus. oil has been on a decline for years.

WHERE MY TVIX BROS AT. Hope this shit moons today, have 500 shares.

>>18660043
Oh nooo it's the FLUUUUUUUUUUUU

Who else is a FUN Chad?

>Every goddamn day Live Nation craters at open only for some nigger to buy up a single big fucking dildo to make it look green for the rest of the day

NOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO AND SELL MY LYVERINO, THATS MY HECKIN GOOD STOCK

i woke up early to buy now im going back to sleep

>>18660063
Damn son, what price did you enter at?

>>18660053
Oh and China also just locked down a city because one asymptomatic chink apparently infected 55 people or something like that.

>>18660070
I sold at open for a nice profit, going to rebuy as it drops.

>>18660078
I've been swing trading it. Got in again at 262

Sarah Eisen looking cute

CRAB CRAB CRAB

>>18660055
Guaranteed that we're overstocked for at least one year, probably 2-2.5 years assuming we're back by September. You don't seem to realize how fucked the supply is, it's so fucked that fucking tankers are pumping. When tankers pump, it means last resort is in place, which means we have enough to supply completely normal levels for that long.

>snib snab

see you monday brehs

>>18660103
this

HOW THE FUCK DOES ONE BULLSHIT CHINESE LEAKED FAILED STUDY KNOCK 1.5% OFF THE SPX AND KEEP THIS FUCKING CHOP GOING

FUCK BEARS AND FUCK CHINA I WANT MY GAINS BACK

>>18660090
so you are down on tvix is what you are saying? lmao

Why aren't you buying BYND stocks /biz/? Now that China has the meme meat in their starbucks we're heading for the moon.

>>18660055
Unless you're mentally ill enough to think we're going to kill off the KSA and shut down their oil production then theres no fucking way demand is returning any time soon. There are a lot of other factors involved that aren't the virus.

They passed more money for small businesses, is there any news on more free money directly to people?

By shorting the stock market you are shorting the American dream.
Short sellers are traitors on the level of communists and their blood should be shed to oil the wheels of American capitalism.

should i hold on cash now and wait for monday?

Anyone know if my DEAC options will be converted to Draft Kings options? I assumed they would but how long will it take?

>>18660131
Too many smooth-brained people here obsess over fundamentals to find these opportunities anon. Markets are psychological, purely meme-powered.

>>18660131
>BYND

>>18660123
FUCK CHINA

FUCK CHINA

FUCK CHINA

LETS GO TO WAR UNIRONICALLY FUCK THEM

Why oh why is ibrk allowed to have such absolutely ridiculously awful software? The webapp is 90's software clearly written by the finest pajeet degree purchasers while the phone app makes for a better desktop software than the actual desktop software. All of it is a ridiculous mess and it's buggy as hell.

>>18660093
How the fuck is she 50. I don't understand how she is that hot when she is that old. It makes no sense.

>0.0%
0.0%
>0.0%
0.0%

>all my oil is up today
>all except OKE
>OKE down a whole dollar

Wtf is OKE's problem? It did this before on another day when market crabbed and every other oil stock went up. I don't get why it is falling and falling by so much, go up dammit.

>>18660140
No, we drive inefficiency out of the market and keep the C suite honest.

>>18660176
Morgan Brennan better

all these fuckers on CNBC in a good mood and joking around creeps me out

I would support a war with china. We need to safe the economy and get my DFEN stocks back up.

>>18660127
Yessir. Hopefully not for too long.

reminder that jerome will pump to the heavens

MOMMY

what is the best buy today biz, i have 8k cash but want to just put 1k on something that is heavily down or really promising

Cramer redeemed.

>279 support has held like 13 times
what the fuck is this meme

>>18660200
>that nose
anon...

>>18659813
you see those vertical lines going across his face? the faint ones? that's from using the meme face tuning apps

>>18660140
pathetic boomer cope

#winning

WHAT FUCKING COMMODITY DO I BUY? GOLD, SILVER, CATTLE, HOGS, BASED BEANS DUMPING.
I am very fucking uneasy about the stock market.

>>18660190
War with China will end with all of us dead in nuclear hellfire. US has been on record saying they are willing to use "tactical" nukes, and China will retaliate with their own.

>>18660232
short cattle and pork, long bynd

>>18660232
Cash

>>18660213
keep seething, tranny

>>18660207
It'll unironically crash like a motherfucker once it breaks so they're doing everything they can to hold it.

>>18660202

Ups if you’re looking to day trade, shit goes from 99 to 101 like everyday just sell on top

>>18660213

Don't talk about my waifu that way.

>>18660140
not really, they have to cover their positions eventually, which is often how bear markets tend to end. if everyone was long, we'd go lower

bros im thinking about buying calls for AMD or MSFT for their earnings and buying V puts

>>18660235
Uhhh since when? US say they will only use nukes when facing a nuclear response. Israel Russia China and Pakistan I think are the ones who would launch first.

is this piece of fucking shit just going to crab around 2800 for weeks now

>>18660243
>long bynd
>reaching pr-crash prices
>long

>>18660235
they'll be dead before they can launch any!

>>18660235
Sounds bullish

>>18660243
>long pig

>>18660257
>sara eisen
should be sara nosen

>>18660131
already did. BYND and TSLA are my bae

>>18660194
This is one of the best things i've ever read on /biz/

>>18660232
cattle is going up in price but thats because of lower output so youd have to figure out the math on overall net sales. gold is a safe bet long term, both gold and silver will go up this year. just dont look at it day to day. watch gold be up $300 by christmas

Ouch

>call on shell
Fuck me then
Why is marathon and Haliburton up so much when xom, cvx, and rds down so far?

what in the fuck

>I'm 86% down on my puts

Nice try bobos s&p hitting 3100 in May minimum 4000 this summer

>>18660250
it's difficult to stomach the manip

>>18660207
heres the pump before the dump, these are the shorters buying up everything

MGM unironically bouncing off the 200 MA line

BEARS WE GOT TOO COCK

I feel I have been scammed buying SPCE a week ago. I hate Richard Branson and his fucking Pajeet Dog Chumapppihipai

>>18660271
Donny would love that and so would the majority of his voters
"We're doing Very well in war. We just made a YUGE victory in battle. The likes of which no one has ever seen. Were there some losses? Yeah, but in the end we will show the world what America is truly about: War and Oil."

>>18660232
Hit 5 trading loss triggers already as we crab along. Fucking buy food.

>>18660320
chinks r gonna stop eating bats and start eating lab meat

>>18660327
Just like last week and the week before and week before and so on, wake up.
Crash won’t happen until new aths are reached

that was a unironic poomp

>>18660322
Put the exp. too close, dummy. My closest ones are at 5/1 and I'm getting a little nervous about those desu. We might just crab and slightly rise before we see big red dildos to 276.

>>18660333
Y

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT IS THIS PLUNGE

>>18660316
Also tankers? They're crashing across the board

>>18660176
have you seen mnuchins wife? talk about a middle age mommy. granted shes only 40 but still

>>18660338
I just wanted to make it possible for anon to go to SPaCE

>>18660368
she's a babe and their situation is one of my inspirations to become rich

>>18660232
Gold looks the best, silver is just slower and bigger gold. All softs look crashy if you zoom out the chart to the last 10-20ish years.

>>18660322
lmao retard, why do you idiots never EVER hedge against risk and always choose positions with infinite downsides? Just stick to writing covered calls and turn them naked if price is going down, with a limit to buy up at the same price you sold if it goes back up.

ltrpb mooning again? I thought this was a kike pump and dump what is this

>>18660320
if i had spare cash i would have hopped on board for a 1% trend ride. its probably still going to pump a bit more if you are day trading, just dont get greedy and get out before the dump

Insider here

This weekend marks the third weekend of esports competition broadcast either online or now through cable. My company has been scooping up deals,contracts, and agreements that will inevitably push the companies stock in the right direction. It partnered with Facebook gaming, it partnered with ESPN to broadcast this weekend and next going forward. Big things are coming down the pipe.

if my words arent enough here are a few sources
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/discovery-inc-owned-eurosport-signs-130200441.html?.tsrc=rss
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/torque-esports-enters-definitive-agreement-132000757.html?.tsrc=rss
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/torque-esports-deliver-gaming-streams-132000300.html?.tsrc=rss

Do what you want with this information
Ticket is GAME (TSX)

>>18660131
Redpill me, why is this so popoular?

>>18660367
Tankers inverse oil price right now.

Nobody's answering to my thread, can you tell my why Zoom is still pumping?

It's already 5% up again

>>18660217

>he bought zee pump?
>doomp et

>>18660387
quit LARPing

>>18660390
Everyone in the world is using it as a critical part of their workflow and it'll probably stay the favorite tool of every company when the lockdowns end.

>>18660355
Avg cost on the 5/08's is 5.18. Feeling like a clown with those, but I want to roll them out today if somehow it starts to drill. They're rapidly entering faggy territory.

UHHHH I'M UP 8 BUCKS WERE MOOOOOOOOOONING

>>18660072
chinese people are fucking weird

>>18660382
i'm not going in for that shit again i got stuck not being able to sell it at all for hours until it crashed

>GILD did in full force
Load up on cheapies lads

>>18660387
SEC JANNIES
WHERE YOU AT

oil is a shitcoin

>>18660350
a crash literally happened yesterday from a mere story about a literal who coronadrug from one of the 50 meme biopharms maybe working maybe not working

>>18660371
Why the fuck do I ALWAYS fall for "invest in a better future" pump&dumps like SPCE. How much money do I have to lose I learn fuckfuckfuckfuck.

>>18660320
>retards actually think this shit tastes like meat
it literally tastes like popcorn

>>18660140
>betting against a temporary increase in price = communism

I have gotten bogged every single day this week.

>>18660415
I picked up ltrpa hoping they would pull the same trickery but maybe it wasn't meant to be

what the fuck is keeping this clown market down when we should be much higher

how the fuck does that one chinky drug leak actually derail the bull run

why is beyond meat up 11%, and why is it considered a popular stock and placed besides tesla, apple and microsoft on my trading app

>>18660436
it also has a very strong chemical smell

>>18660387
ESPO has better holdings and fees po fucking moron.

well atleast my snap put is printing
thanks to that anon who told us to short

>>18660436
skeptical about our inevitable vegan future?
its closer than you think

>>18660406
Yeesh, might as well hold them at this point and sell them for 2-3 bucks when we dip again. That was pretty optimistic.

>>18660462
no, its not.

Going to get nailed as a day trader if this shit keeps up.

>Bullniggers knock me out of my put stoplimit with their short pump
>Buy a call since its after 10:30
>Bullniggers can't even buy now
I hate Bullniggers so much.

It's all priced in.

short tesla buy aston

>>18660451
If the market gets derailed by one piece of bad news, it was barely on the rails to begin with.

>>18660466
Become a SVVING trader my son, its the CHAD way to make money

>>18660473
?
what's your stop limit, 1%?

>>18660462
>its closer than you think
Even if that is true I live on a couple acres so I can just raise my own meat.

>>18660485
5% which is typical at the start for me.

now that i'm thinking about it.. how the fuck did tesla drop all the way to $360 during the dip?
that seems so fucking fragile

>>18660476
based

>>18660266
Visa puts? What the fuck, why?

>>18660466
It's like ((they)) pressed pause and told the algos to crab until they feel comfortable for the legendary big red or green dildo that makes them enough money to finally rebuild the temple

Any reason I shouldn't buy stock in Darden Restaurants, which owns Olive Garden?

>>18660486
and if you're talking about the incoming meat shortages its not like we won't have meat in a few months

The company that makes Lysol is up 2.5% the market is retarded.

>>18660474
omg is that real?

>>18660388
Vegan propaganda mostly. But since the insectoids in china will literally eat anything I'm sure this will become popular over the upcoming years

>>18660486
when the economy snaps back and all my leveraged longs pay off I'm going to buy like 100 acres in northern Arizona and raise pigs and chickens and all kinds of shit. It's gonna be beautiful and I'm so excited. Thanks for reading my blog

>>18660405
Perhaps but they'd have to at least x20 their revenue to justify the share price. Video conferencing won't be that big after corona by far. It's questionable whether they win actually that many paying customers during the crisis.

Credit Suisse has a target price of 105$ and even that seems overvalued.

This was the last crab week for a while fellas, Next stop S&P 3100

>>18660492
Bro... a vix spike/dump will knock you out of any position. Set it based on a fib level or something or wait for a candle to resolve.

>>18660508
Yes.

Cannot fucking WAIT until this bullshit goes away

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>18660387
Damn, thanks dude. I just bought 200. Would buy more but I only had $100 CAD in my account.

>>18660518
But crabbing during a bear market is bearish??

>>18660497
360 is about the correct industry multiple for it's earnings.

24.6B earnings and now $700

at 150B earnings it should be around $1300

this shit is coming down a long way before it hits 1300

why am i down 10% what’s going on bros

>>18660537
Just deposit $24,762 bro

fucking piece of shit crab. hope next week is more exciting

>>18660537
Same. I've got money transferring but it always takes so long.

COME ON BITCHES BUY

>>18660553
It ain't the PDT shit

>>18660387
are they going to be playing sports anytime soon? NFL dudes hugging each other on the field during corona pandemics?

fuck jerome, fuck the fed, fuck trump, fuck jannies, fuck kikes, and fuck niggers

>>18660386
>>18660436
I'd never hold such a stock. Meat until the day I die.

>he's still not making bank off uranium stocks
I hope they have even more uranium on the moon!
CCJ
LTBR
grab em

>>18660540
Congrats, you got baited by a PR firm trying to sell you stonks for young male teenagers with heavy acne with no money.

>>18660560
what happened and could this happen to me?

>>18659813
$PRGO otm calls. Nicotine gum and nicotine patches are about to become the next hot thing.

I'm so bored, bros, I just wanted a nice -1.5% day, this is torture....

>>18660515
shit sounds super comfy. I live in cali where land is super expensive but I don't think I could leave beyond the weather and beaches for Arizona.

>>18660572
If they're getting cable contracts and a partnership with ESPN I want it.

>>18660509
I can get why people are excited, people thinking it's a step towards the futuristic movies of us making our own food and eating pill meals. It looks like it's going to crash as soon as hype dies down. It's litterally the same market as quorn and all the other veggie foods

>>18660562
What's wrong, bobofren? Y-you aren't actually short are you? On a pump Friday? I don't believe it

>>18660517
tits

>>18660573
Free ride violation something hit my stoploss so fast after buying with unsettled cash it triggered the violation

>>18660562
sounds pretty based if you ask me

>>18660574
wait a minute I thought viruses had no cure

>>18660594
Well fuck, ain't that about a bitch. I swing trade in my stock account but mostly day trade with futures so I should be safe. Maybe get a couple of different brokers

>>18660571
>those long term charts
>that reverse split on LTBR

Idk man, best way to invest in nuclear is BIP and NEE

>>18660603
They don't. It's a waste of time and money. Screencap this.

When to buy tvix

>>18660562
prep the BVLL and go back to your cuck cave bobo

>>18660387
Insider here
This weekend marks the third weekend of watersports competition broadcast either online or now through cable. My company has been scooping up deals,contracts, and agreements that will inevitably push the companies stock in the right direction. It partnered with pornhub gaming, it partnered with xvideos to broadcast this weekend and next going forward. Big things are coming down the pipe.
if my words arent enough here are a few sources
https://www.xvideos.com/video22327591/big_gay_black_men_pissing_in_urinals_full_length_christian_and_kenny
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5af81e9bce4ff
https://e621.net/posts/2213614?q=urine
Do what you want with this information
Ticket is WHIZ (PIS)

Time for V recovery for this dip for V recovery for the big dip.

watch this before buying tesla, based CFA breaks it down for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7smmioYjbU4

>>18660603
>shelter in place so we can find a cure for a virus that kills 90 year old people
This entire thing is retarded.

>>18660583
Yeah man cali is beautiful. If I could afford it I'd think about it very seriously

>>18659813
strap up boiz, the crabbing days are over, we're on a mission to the moon

>>18660611
it looks bad yes, but at least with ccj you can blame fukushima panic

ah I lost so much money on this gamble

>>18660633
agreed

this is so fucking boring.

>>18660626
strap in for the L shape recovery

insider here, most insiders are middle managers that get trickled down half-truths by executives who themselves don't actually know what they're doing

>>18660603
They are just throwing shit at the wall, plus if you research a therapeutic or cure then you get government gibs.

>>18660648
pick up some intel while you wait, its easy gains. way oversold yesterday

>>18660648
its boring because you arent trading. we have had like 3% in swings already

My cousin is buying thousands of shares of various stock on margin, he's bragging that he made $5k today so what are the cons here?

>>18660506
What company makes UV light and what is used to inject it?

TESLA WHAT THE FUCK GO DOWN

>>18660562
There is still time to buy calls and take part in the GREATEST election year economy of all time.

>even msnbc watchers hate bill gates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TySmb2_kZj0
seriously what is this retards problem?

>>18660622
if any of us knew that wed all be millionaires

>>18660644
hosptials are litterally running full capacity, needing to build new infrastructure to manage dead bodies. If they didn't lock down for another two weeks this shit would have been bad

>>18660640
This is your exit chance.
I said 70ct would be possible but there are way better tickers than admp.

>>18660673
Gates is an illuminati fuckboy. I hate that piece of shit so bad

>>18660266
Don’t bet against Visa. Amex failed hard and their stock is up.

Liberty trip advisor bros we're going to the moon again

AYTU
HEALIGHT
A UV Light that goes inside the lungs cures Corona in 100% of worst patients.

>>18660673
i think gates is cool

Sort of a more complicated question...Anyone here who uses Interactive Brokers know how to set it so that you NEVER route to IBKRATS? IB are just filthy bastards. The only time my trades ever do goofy shit are when I get filled through IBKRATS. The only time my commissions are absurd are when I get filled through IBKRATS. On Dark Pools, no problem. On ARCA or ISLAND, no problem. It's only when IB dips their dick in my order that things ever make me raise an eyebrow, so I would prefer to never interact with their route ever again and just want to know if you can basically black list routes on your orders without specifically choosing a route?

>>18660682
based

>>18660649
Where's the crash then faggot

>>18660673
Bill Gates is honestly a faggot that barely had a hand in the actual success of Microsoft. Ballmer is the real deal.

>>18660662
None. sounds like he has a plan.

>>18660673
Bill Gates did the coronavirus

>>18660673
Just read a quick synopsis of Bill Gates' life. He is completely detached from the reality of the average person. He's a software engineer who was very good at taking other people's work and finding a way to reframe it for his needs. Now he has a lot of money and thinks just because he was savvy in one business means he can tell the rest of the world what they can or can't do.

>>18660680
when should i sell? i bought the bottom

>>18660678
It’s amazing how long Chinese Aids takes people out. 3 weeks easy mode of suffering. I swear it has to be from Wuhan lab.
https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1253376567004127232?s=21

how do i long light

you guys think HTZ is gonna bottom out? Thinking about putting some in at this price just to hold for a year. Seems like an easy 3-4X at least

>>18660678
ok but that was literally the only reason

you can't name ANY other reason for shutting down the greatest economy the world has ever known and ruining the lives of millions of Americans

that's it faggot

>>18660673
he's boomer zuckerberg, total sperg

>>18660673
he wants to turn you into a subservient cuck that does his bidding for (((crypto)))
https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606&tab=PCTBIBLIO

Any revolutionary biotech stock not Covid related to suggest?

>>18660562
>and fuck bitches
BASED

>>18659813
I'm unironically mentally ruined this is a cry for help

>>18660721
GE makes a lot of lightbulbs an they're pretty cheap right now.

>>18660704
this is return to normal right now, go back and look at every crash ever

>>18660720
There are still active cases from the fucking Diamond Princess. Coronachan knocks you out for a long time. If we hadn't locked down the outside would be a pretty interesting place. 1 in 10 boomers would be dead.

>>18660641
Pitch it to me, I can see solar hydro and even wind doing great, but nuclear is becoming unpopular cause radiation is scary and plants are expensive.

>>18660735
SDGR

>>18660710
I mean he's just buying energy and travel related stocks

>>18660662
>so what are the cons here?
It works until it doesn't.

WHEN DOES SPY TANK TODAY?

>>18660744
How do I get a lightbulb gf?

>>18660744
good idea, ill go buy some lightbulbs rn

>>18660678
>hosptials are litterally running full capacity, needing to build new infrastructure to manage dead bodies
I thought that was only in shitholes like New York and Detroit?

>>18660662
There are no cons. He's gonna be rich and you're gonna be poor and jealous. Sorry dude

>>18660603
theyve unironically been lying to the masses. there will be no vaccine. i mean, never say never, i guess anything is possible. but if it was possible, we would already have one. since coronaviruses have been causing us problems for years and years. coronaviruses are extremely difficult to vaccinate against. RNA viruses in general are very hard to vaccinate against. i wouldnt bank on any vaccine coming out that will be worth a damn. i think its all a pipe dream meant to placate the masses and give them illusion of control, so people remain obedient and docile and self quarantine at home so the virus has time to slowly spread through the entire population without overwhelming the healthcare system too badly. but thats my take on the situation.

>>18660747
Yeah, all other crashes have relief rally crashing now and it isn't crashing.

>>18660720
>https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1253376567004127232?s=21

Most deaths i've seen reported say 'corona complications' but never really say what happened so this is beleivable

>>18660589
Quorn was never introduced to China I believe so yeah same could possibly happen. They have Zhenmeat which only started up in the past year or so. Also the West reacts completely differently to products compared to the East hence why people are being optimistic and pumping BYND.

>>18660720
Well if you can engineer diseases like coronavirus then controlling your population in a communist regime is the best solution. Maybe this will be the future. Complete control.. because without it nobody is safe

>>18660771
theres some outbreaks popping up in random places like illinois and wisconsin

>>18660700
Avoid market orders as much as possible. This is true for every broker.
I use their mid-price routing algorithm for trades when the market is open but I strongly prefer MOO orders (market on open), because market makers have to come to a concensus based on demand before the opening bell, which means you are far likely to get screwed over by HFT and other such bullshit.
For options I take the mid price and walk to the other side until it fills.

>>18660744
Actually, GE appliances was spun off. New company

>>18660782
Not yet. Its either dump or crab from here. No recovery for you untill we have a vaccine which is never.

>>18660753
It's becuase of people like you that we're stuck using shitty, expensive, meme alternatives.

>>18660794
Chicago and Milwaukee are also shitholes where people are packed in like rats.

>>18660673
I didn't like him until all these Facebook and Twitter activists started hating him. When those retards are on board with an idea, I know to stay as far away from that train of thought as possible.

>>18660540
I'm in for 500. Larp or not the fundamentals are there for the company. Will be interesting to see where it goes after this weekends broadcast. Looking to exit around .90

>>18660803
Delusional. Vaccine will never come. The only issue was the peak hospitalization and we're already past that point. We've successfully flattened the offshoot for herd immunity.

AGHHHH
MY GE CALLS JUST LOST ME 30%

>>18660831
>y flattened the offshoot for herd immunity.
i dont think so. if you go by the small sample study of LA and NY, only like 13% of people had "antibodies" (this is assuming their tests are even accurate to begin with and not just picking up antibodies to every regular cold virus that person has had)

for herd immunity you need 60%+ before you stop having outbreaks

>>18660831
NO THE WORLD IS GOING TO END

>>18660771
most shitty small towns are majorly unequipped, they are only ready for usual fluctuations in deaths.

I don't care who it is, someone just kill this fucking crab

>When you try to trade your gamestop calls but they only give you 10% of their value and a assassins's creed coupon

FUCKING GD

>>18660717
Hard to say. I'm not up to date anymore when it comes to admp. Resubmission news is still incoming. It might still run a bit from here. ~50?. You could also just dump it now and put it into something safer. Abeo or infi.

>>18660791
it fucking worked

we plunged into a depression because of something made in a lab

dubs says freedom is extinct

whats up with Wells Fargo? Is this the bottom? Or havent the foreclosures been priced in?

>>18660824
Based

The IBEX is done and in a permanent bear market.
Is buying in too soon?

>>18660794
sex tourists that fly to asia to have sex with chink hookers creep out of all states.

>>18660806
I’m pointing out the public’s perception of them. Solar is probably gonna be the energy of the future, it’s just getting too damn cheap and if battery tech improves (which it will) then you could have a grid based on it with Nat gas or a reactor as backup. Wasn’t joking about BIP, they own Westinghouse, company that runs reactors, and NEE runs a couple too.

>>18660853
i have $6 puts on GE and they havent budged a bit yet. two men enter, one man leave

>>18660574
>Smoking makes the virus worse
>Nicotine cures it
Yes that makes perfect sense

>bought right before everyone dumped
like pottery

>>18660863
gamestop is a pretty fucked up company with wells fargo level ethics. Don't understand why michael bury invests so heavily in them. I guess he wouldn't care for ethics

>>18660856
Yes, I know. The issue is that virus has momentum in its growth. Since we did lockdown, we've slowed down its momentum. So, it will continue to spread but it won't shoot up to 70-80%, now it'll only shoot up to 65%ish.

>>18660866
thanks for the tip anon

>>18660868
also China is expanding. They are not the country that build the big wall to shut them off from the world. They are actively conquering and weakening the rest of the world seems very convenient for china in the long run

>>18660500
Good taste anob

>>18660888
checked and bogged

>>18660868
those dumbass protestors in america almost made a good point by protesting for freedom. but then ruined their point by gathering in numbers and looking like idiots who spread the disease and think it doesn't kill

Regards

Well another day of fun and games and watching my wealth increase with every uptick of the S&P. Our boy Stephenson is hanging it up come July. He's done a pretty bang up job, been with the company since the early 80's. That's what I like to see, CEO's who know the company and how it works cause they've been involved with it from within for a long stretch. The new CEO's been with them since the 80's as well so hey at least we'll have someone who knows what they're doing. Better than some outsider who don't got a clue what He does or anything. Yes, Stephenson is to be commended, he reunited much of the former AT&T empire from the time before the Govt put its nose in the middle of it. He then brought Direct and Time Warner into the fold. Now the company is strong or better than ever. Long live the fat divvy!

What is this new shitcoin called WTI crude? Should I buy some in case it moons?

>>18660890
gamestop is going to zero, it is litterally blockbuster 2.0

>>18660890
The movie made him look way more intelligent than he is. Burry is just another autistic guy that is really good at looking at balance sheets and numbers. He saw GME was worth more on paper than their stock was implying and bought it.

I saw the futures and decided it wasn't worth coming in today... Glad I checked the Dow!! LEL

>>18660863
how in the name of fuck is gamestop fucking mooning. Someone please explain to me how unless it's true that the market makes everyone look like a fool and a lot of people expect gamestop to crater

>>18660904
Yeah, imagine not protesting in the government approved manner. Stupid darn protesters

When does the snipping and snapping end bros

>>18660931
Not everybody is a "muh PC gamer", faggot. Go take a shower. Kids, the primary market for vidya, get majority of games from GameStop

>>18660560
What company is that with?

>>18660916
>litterally

All bears must channel their energy to help coronachan take Jpow down. The printers must be stopped.

>>18660916
it is literally not block buster. Gamestop has so much cash and liquid assets. if you don't know this look it up. they have enough money to offset their debt and could liquidate their store and do some shit online. they have potential

>>18660891
thats true but also only if people arent idiots when lockdowns are lifted. which i have zero expectation of people behaving rationally. you will see 4th of july parties where zoomers are having keggers and everyone acts like the virus is over and it will come right back. we probably should have just gone the sweden model and let this shit burn through the population as fast as possible instead of slowly lifting off the bandaid little by little because in the end its going to hurt anyway. but yeah we bought valuable time to prepare and set up all the extra hospitals and make PPE and acquire medicine and shit. so thats good. but this virus is not going to disappear until it burns through the population, and thats what the majority of normies "investing" in the stock market right now dont realize. in fact when im listening to CEOs talk on bloomberg is apparent a lot of them havent realized this either. a lot think the virus will just sort of fizzle out. nobody is taking into account the fact this shit is everywhere in the world right now and the only way to keep it from popping up again once "eradicated domestically
would be to do a full border lockdown which is impossible

>>18660965
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18660955
>Kids, the primary market for vidya

Is this 1990 again?
Manchildren are by far a bigger market than kids nowadays. GTA the most sold game of all time is not for kids.

Imagine the smell

>>18660955
All the digital stores, especially the Nintendo eShop move way more copies than their physical counterparts, you black faggot

>>18660882
Sorry anon, thought that was your opinion. Anyway, I don't believe both solar and battery tech will be able to improve and keep up with the increasing energy demands. They should be supplemental, not the main source for power. Honestly, the nuclear scare was one of the worst things to happen to the energy scene.

>>18660955
physical is a rapidly shrinking market share, investing in gamestop is like investing in JCP

WAKE UP BOBO

>>18660989
>the Nintendo e-shop
Kids don't play Nintendo anymore, that's just manchildren like you

>>18660886
The virus just came out... I don't think a study has been made yet on the effects of the virus on smokers.

>>18660987
he probably smells like roses

>>18660955
Their parents order their Nintendo Switch on Amazon and get it the next day, and they can download Fortnight and mobile games for free on their phone. You're completely out of touch.

all these people have to talk to this dude and pretend his name isn't stinky

>>18660916
except the last gamestop will become a collectors item and literally be worth a fortune and will be featured in all sorts of movies and reality shows going forward and will be a tourist mecca for gamers of the future

>>18660908
Lol your "boy" just stepped down

>>18660972
How many shares do you have?

>>18660886
Just snus bro, snus is great.

>>18660937
their signs litterally said "come if you're sick" their lack of common sense derails all of their attempts at actually getting what they want, also I'm sure there would be much larger protest numbers if their causes were well thought out

>>18661010
>kids don't play PC games
>kids don't play Nintendo
So what the fuck are you saying retard? They don't play anything I guess. But at the same time Gamestop is the place to be. Go hang from the ceiling

>>18660955
chinks are overwhelmingly PC gamers you retard

>>18660987
Shit, they're going to get downgraded in this mess, aren't they? That's going to be rough for the bond market.

>>18661012
Bro it literally kills people with respiratory issues, give up your unhealthy habit

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN W TICKER? 400% SINCE THE CRASH

>>18660972
>do some shit online. they have potential
why would anyone buy online from gamestop when they can just buy from the consoles shop?

>>18661010
Oh I get it! You're just pretending to be a retarded faggot on purpose

>>18660920
the market stagnant right now and is teetering on the edge and is literally just waiting for a sign to go up or down

If the market drops right before EOD i wont even be able to capitalize due to holding certificates on a european broker, and the fucking futures will of course return before open monday

bobo vs mumu will never be fair
bobos have to fight against the entire fed and government..

>>18660972
they can have cash but they are destined for failure, most games are downloadable now and there will be no need for a CD in the future for most games, their only legit business is buying used tech and reselling pennies on the dollar.

>>18660972
this. it wouldnt be hard for them to shift model to a warehouse style and just buy and sell vidya like through an amazon style website

>>18661042
I don't even smoke, I just bought $PRGO calls based on the nicotine study.

>>18661049
not what i meant.
>>18661077
thisx100 ty

>>18661034
They play Ps4 and Xbox. They are console gamers that don't play baby manchild shit like nintendo, as I'm sure thats your market
>>18661038
Chinks =/= Gamestop's clientele. Never has been.
>>18661014
Every single parent buys their kid physical copies for Birthdays/Christmas/Special Occasions. The only exception is Fortnite, and that has to be explained to them. It's the exception, if anything

>>18660972
>what is steam
>what is every gaming company having their own online platform that you need to have an account with to buy and play their game
face it gamestop is done for, buying puts now

>>18661087
So they're going to turn into an online retailer video game trading services for retro games? This is different from Ebay users buying and reselling games how?

>>18661010
Animal crossing is huge right now, my gf just had to wait a week on back order for her nintendo switch, its all over girl social media and tik tok apparently

Ok, what are you buying right now? what are you selling?

>>18661077
they probably need to pivot into something like crunchyroll. 1 part rentals (like streaming), 1 part consulting, 1 part publishing. I don't think they have it in 'em.

I don't even buy games anymore. Cause most just suck and cause even if I liked one or two games still blowing $400 or more on a console just for those 2 games would be a terrible waste of money. For my older classic games (PS1/PS2/Xbox) I just turn to my good friend Torrent and his buddies the software applications for windows. My only cost is the xbox 360 windows controller. I do still have my original games and hardware but its all boxed up.

low tick alert

big ass warning that the shit they were touting as a cure kills people
true or not likely irrelevant
what happens now?

>>18661126
I've been playing the same game continously for 9 years and it was free
fuck developers and fuck niggers

>>18661111
Yeah, Animal Crossing is the perfect example of manchildren baby games.

>>18660972
>>18661077
Gamestop should just go full dropshipper mode and ship consoles straight from a warehouse co-located to where they are manufactured to your door.

>I just want to invest in some pusy

>>18661087
This is the same shit as woolworths and blockbuster, "yeah they will go online, theres a huge market for it" it's all the same cope, they have zero branding online. their only hope is to merge with HMV ad have a one stop shop for peple who want dated forms of tech and fan merch

>>18661060
its like the south vs the north. bobos will win big victories but ultimately are doomed to failure

>>18660885
I've got $600 on 6000 contracts with a strike price of 7.5
It'll go up with the earnings report on wednesday

I masturbated twice to morgan brennan today, what about you?

>>18661126
>>18661149
Unironically based.

>>18661110
they can turn into anything. not saying they will. but unless they're retarded and pivot to something different- that kind of brand name recognition is valuable.

They are also backed by multi-millionaire hedge-fund runner genius.

>>18661170
maybe, but i don't remember block buster having half a billion dollars cash before closing

>>18661188
yeah and how well did Blockbuster's name brand recognition work out for them?

>>18661188
>they can turn into anything.
yeah once they go bankrupt and someone buys the name, thinking they can turn this ship around without bankrupcy is like the titanic turning around and going back to belfast after it hit the iceberg to drop everyone off

>>18661151
women children are also a thing more than ever. girls growing up with zero cooking ability, zero maturity required for holding a stable relationship without arguing and acting like a child. Living off daddys money for much longer untill they can find a man to support them, which is also rarer so results in both daddies funding everything.

Fuck that shit, I'm not getting into anything serious untill i can pay my own way

>>18661110
yeah good point i dont know. they will have to diversify or inject themselves as middlemen somehow. if i was gamestop ceo i would just start hosting special events for game releases like tournaments and stuff and start a gaming league and get into the hosting of professonal gaming, then use their venuse to sell swag and hardware. but thats just off the top of my head. they will have to do something creative bceause youre right, if games are all digital content there will be nothing for them to do. if they have a lot of cash they could try their hand at game development too

>>18661211
How did your mom's name recognition work out for her?

>>18661170
they need to completely update their company - culture (and broader gaming industry culture) is likely going to kill GME. I'd be super hype if they could pull it off. Odds are the stock will probably go up until the midterm.

>>18661126
I buy fighting games and multiplayer shooters. I'll only buy a single-player game if the devs seem like decent people.

>>18661211
blockbuster never even TRIED to do anything else they just died

>>18661178
I jerked off to a video of a straight guy tied up on a chair with an open-mouth gag on and a gay groping him and eventually making out with him.

>>18661219
sounds like a good model with minimally intensive changes

>>18661241
You must be a PC gamer

>411 posts
New /smg/ thread creation is crabbing. Do I sell iron condors on /smg/ bros?

>>18661211
see>>18661201

>>18661178
so based

>>18661250
of course!

>>18661218
I'm surprised more people ain't dead now cause hell a lot of people can't cook at all. For them it was take out all the time before the virus came.

>>18661235
ok lets stop wasting space and time on here with gamestop, it's a dead company and you may be able to squeeze some milk out but the cow is turning into a dog

GAP bk over the weekend. Yw

>>18661173
good luck anon i will cheer for you. my put expires today anyway. it was a half ass degenerate impulse gamble i bought on tuesday. only got 2 of them so just out 12 bucks. my USO puts are ITM now though. USO is earthing bad

>>18661280
I milked plenty of milk out of your mom and calling her a dog would be a compliment

How do I live with the pain of being a bear?
Drug use and sad songs

>>18661262
>>18661213
>>18661211
>>18661170
>>18661163

I'm being optimistic but not irrational

>>18661272
same, I have leveled up and adapted to frozen fish fingers, chicken nuggets, just take them out the pack, with some frozen broccoli, sprinkle some pepper on it and wack it on a plate in the microwave or on a baking tray in oven, I actually only spend about 200 a month on groceries now and I buy so much shit it overflows the trolley

New Thread

>>18661348
>>18661348
>>18661348

>>18661302
based

holy shit i havent been paying attention to the volume is anyone else seeing this shit? its like a ghost town out there

>>18661342
cooking eggs is easy. chop up and pan fry a mix of vegetables, add salt, pepper and cheese if you want. put it over rice. veggies over rice. you can throw your tendies on top of that.

&wallah

>>18661379
less volume than midweek futures

>>18661287
How do i options trade i wanna learn

>>18662041
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfMiRVQJuTj3NpZZP1tKShQ
Good options learning content