/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high
*sips*

Anime bobo today, prepare for circuit breaker #1

>anon makes several post and never mentions stocks
>posts transexuals to anyone who doesn't guzzle trump semen
wow.
we're being raided by trump discord faggots again.
why would they save so many pics of transexuals if they weren't jerking off to them?

Anyhow, let's see how VZ does tomorrow, I'd like some cheapies.

We're going down boys!

Should I put on zoom?

>>18656367
You play volatility in this market. Whether that be through volatile stocks/ETFs or through options.
There's ALWAYS a play in a market no matter what it's doing. It's just knowing what that play is that most people trip up on. Yea, in reality the markets should be at 60% of what they are right now but it doesn't matter what reality is, the markets can be irrational far longer than you can stay solvent.
Instead, play off of the fact that we keep having swings one way or the other.

>>18656508
This would be a bet on the return of rationality in the market and a market can be irrational longer than you think. But maybe if the technical analysis says it will go down, you could try that.

>>18656417
>almost ATH
>still 18% off ATH after two weeks of bull

Drink bleach guys

hold right ? guys stay safe today

>ahhhhhhhhh that second sip of the morning

Feels good man, where my /coffeegang/ at?

*sips*

>>18656561
i prefer to inject it like my god emperor tells me to

did we save the economy by investing inti dead cats?
basically the heroes of 2020

>>18656569
I want to buy stocks but I also want to buy gold; at the same time I also want to hold cash
What a situation I find myself in

>>18656569
Going for cup deux.

are the BVLL BVLL BVLL autists finally defeated?

or have still not accepted reality and will think the worst economic data ever is bullish?

LILLY LADS

WHERE WE AT???

>>18656569
*sips*
>>18656621
Buy gold stocks, they are severely undervalued even with the recent price rally. Newmont, Franco-Nevada and Wheaton are the most stable, low-risk bets in the sector IMO.

>>18656665
>futures green, bulls defeated
woot?

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY RED FUTURES ARE YIOU MOTHERFUCING KIDDING ME HONLY SHIT FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCK MARKET

FUCKING PERFECT. THERE GOES MY FUCKIG SHIT. UP IN SMOKE AGAIN. FUCKING SPXS AND SQQQ SMOKED ME UP THE ASS AGAIN. TVIX IS GOING TO OWN ME. WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>18656394
What will AXAS do?

>>18656740
kek stay mad bobo, rope is still cheap if you need some

>>18656754
>>18656762

It's useless. He shorted the soap.

This is bullish

>>18656796
Huh?

>>18656740
>why don't the markets do what I think they're supposed to do, waaaaaaahhhh!!!!
It doesn't matter what kind of chart you make, what kind of logical conclusion to reach or fundamentals. If people buy, they buy. If people sell, they sell.
Markets can always outlast you. Why do you think the legends of investment always insist on playing the long game?

>>18656814
>except nobody is buying
rest is just random word juggling. just stfu if you have no idea

Ramadan Mubarak bros

>>18656754
So they have a bunch of oil no one wants right now? Why the (modest) jump?

IS THIS IT BULL BROS?

>>18656918
Ramadan kareem

China ia going to issue Digitized Chinese Yuan and use them to pay salary. They are functionally same as regular currencies except they have no paper form and merely exist in the bank system as digits. You don't even need printer and paper to print new currencies anymore.

>>18656814
YEAH gthats what im going to do from now on. i keep thinking and hoping i can ride an obvious down trend but this shit defies all logic. the only high probability way is just to buy stable established companies and jst wait for natural growth over years. fucking sucks i want to get rich overnight. i dont get how buffett got so rich from this strategy so early

>>18656982
Very bullish on semis, then

>>18656983
He probably didn't go long on ETFs that crabbed to zero.

yeah the stock market is not going below the current level again

>>18656961
Pamp eet

Report claim China have already lost 1.2 Trillion Yuan to Russia over oil because their oil supply contract say China need to take oil delivery at originally agreed price or pay penalty over it.
Another report claimed that, Bank of China is now demanding individual investors in the country to pay for the ~ 30 Billion Yuan they lost over oil linked contract offered by them, as the last minute rollover structure of the product caused their investment to be terminated or rollover at the price of -37.63USD. The bank say the lost have now been counted as individual investors' debt and anyone refuse to repay will be put onto the black list of China's national social credit system black list.

ok what the fuck is this pump. literally nothing has happened

>>18657103
this

I would like to point out that I lose 6¢ with SPY yesterday. I have a good feeling about today though.

Should I buy NIO as a longterm investment (5+ years) or is it another chinkshit?

>>18657148
What are the chances of this girl fucking me?

'Ate opshuns
'Ate ETFs
'Ate Yank stocks
'Ate saudi oil fahkin terrorists
Not raycist just don't fuckin like em

Love gold and lean hogs simple as

>>18657148
in fact only more bad news came out
just wtf...

>>18657160
no chance
she wouldn't be interested

Wow bears rekt again. Here I was thinking it would be a red day. Closed red. After hours/futures red. Underestimated brrrrrr again.

>>18656665
BVLL SVRGE

>>18657184
People are stuck sitting at home. They want to buy something. That’s my working theory anyway

>>18657179
Can you translate text? QRD?

>>18657203
Nah check the volume. It's big boys deciding with robots where the market will go.

>>18657207
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2029754
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2028827

>>18657243
She looks so dismayed and annoyed all the time. Terrible girlfriend. Great sex maybe

>>18656856
Except go fuck yourself because a casual glance at SPY volume charts shows volume is actually up compared to what it was pre-coronavirus crisis for most months.
>bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but no one is buying!!!!
Apparently they are because the shit keeps going up.
Again, go fuck yourself and desperately reach for your charts as you convince yourself that you know everything and have secretly seen what really should be no matter how much the markets keep shitting all over you.

>>18656983
Buffet started out the son of a stock broker (small-time, though) and started investing in what is outright the single greatest economic expansion in history (Post WWII, if you didn't know.) Not that you can't still get rich following his strategies, it'll just take you longer.

>>18657266
its all manipulated by bots, no humans are buying

>>18657230

>Big boys

I only have 3 shares of SPY and 250 Chainlink. Am I a big player?

>>18657266
It’s also because buffet takes a direct role in shaping the company, which you can’t do as a shareholder.

Pretty much everywhere but America is very red. What does this mean?

>>18657285
This is a great time to practice stock picking imo.

>>18657303
Generally it means people are buying stock. It’s not all funny money.

>>18657285
Of course fren :)

>tfw no gf
>escorts not taking any customers
>whorehouses and nightclubs are closed
I'm so backed up bros.. All I do is watch 1 minute candles all day and news all night.

>>18656961
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>18656800
NO
THE FOREHEAD GORL IS NOT BULLISH

For bulls, it’s

The teeth girl

today lads
i think i will sell
all my stocks
and cash in my 120% profit

cause its friday
i aint got shit to do
and i want a new lever rifle

>>18657322

is it time to short zoom?

>>18657329
Only literal faggots cash out. That money has to stay there until you die.

>>18657329
Based, what levergat are you getting?

>>18657303
That America is king

>>18657322
bro
every asian whorehouse is still up and running
just keep in mind, 100% of the girls fresh from the shipping crate are chinese nationals or fucked enough chinese nationals to be wuflu certified %1000

>>18657330
Can you blame me , hentai industry in recent years is hot garbage and impossible to get off to.

>>18657341
the henry .357 w/ kingsgate

>>18657357
No, the whorehouses in Asia are all closed because of coof.
t. Thaifag

Did you sell your TSLA? It`s gotta crab.

>>18656561
is that bullish?

What are some rice-related investment tools?

>>18657371
A henry big boy for big gains

>>18657338
Lol are they a publicly traded company? Im going to bet against them. So whatever you want, I don’t offer financial advice

what are you buying?

Are we doing 2850 to 2700 crabbing for the next year??

>>18657378
bought for $495
sold for $720

>>18657375
my bad
just assumed we were all 1st worlders

but you are in the most kino of all 3rds
i have no doubt bitches are lowkey doing housecalls
just hit up the asiansexdiaries or creampieinasia or tripforfuck chads and get the whores direct line or kakao info or whatever the fuck message service you chanlaktoe bros are using out there

>>18657392
just more MFA I think

Any dividend bros got any good recommendations right now?

>>18657097
>>18657097
typical chinks trying to weasel out of a deal

>>18657371
I’m looking for a 9mm pistol. Any advice? Revolver is fair game as well

>>18657392
bought online casino last week
buying either oil or gold over the weekend

Wanted to sell shell yesterday and this morning for a small profit. It dumped a little so now that profit is a small loss. Can't bring myself to sell now but I am afraid I will be tied up in this stock for a long time and I don't like my position.

Also I want to buy American Airlines. Is that stupid or not? Intrinsic value is over 50 dollar so you'd think it can only go up when they get bailed out and resume flying again (in two years). Is a bailout bullish?

>>18657176
Blessed right

>>18657405
no

>>18657392
Inverse index ETF

>>18657415
>9mm pistol

>>18657410
There is no sense in even doing business with China. My dad used to have to deal with them and he’s told me how awful it is. People are starting to give up because it’s not worth it. They don’t even honor their contract 95% of the time

>>18657415
Glock 17 gen 5? The toyota corola of pistols

>>18657443
I heard that they're all closet fags
Is it true

>>18657440

Already have a 45. Need a reliable 9mm. Most common ammunition in the world, high capacity and all that.

>>18657425
>(in two years)

I'm gonna go ahead and say 1 year. Science has a way of always getting results faster than predicted. Everyone is going nuts trying to get the vaccine as fast as possible because it'll make them fucking rich and everyone is pumping money into getting the vaccine made as well. The entire world is fucking desperate to get that shit made, so I feel like they'll grind it out relatively quickly

>>18657409
BIP/BIPC for sheer divvy, NEE for divvy growth, and under 200 it’s even a nice divvy, 11% growth for 25 years

>>18657415
idk
only have a cz
and its all i need for a 9milli semi

i like revolvers

>>18657415
>>18657460
you can't really go wrong with any kinda glock but but I prefer the 19 over the 17. Easier to carry if you have that in mind. Also check out the hk p30 if you're flush with coin. They're expensive but I absolutely adore mine
>>18657440
there is nothing wrong with 9mm

Is going balls deep in JCP degenerate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mQALm-AcOE

she's laughing at you bros

>>18656685
>franco nevada p/e 70
>wheaton p/e 204
Cunt

>>18657502
They’re literally filing for bankruptcy as we speak

What are the different types of stock-trading in terms of length of time the stock is held for?

- Day-trading
Is there one in-between this???
- Swing-trading
- ???
- ???

I mean the technical terms for the medium/longer-term stock investments.

>>18657495
Probably going to get a full sized for home/open carry. And a compact for concealing. I have a 1911 currently, so it’s not like I’m going to conceal it.

>>18657526
say no more
i'm all in

>>18657502
They have folded. There is like a 1/1000 chance they come back from the dead

>>18657528
I’ve heard anything up to 6 months be called swing trading. Rest is just long term.

>>18657528
And what are the best beginner audio-books available on investing in general, and then on the different types?

Preferably on Youtube or another free site, but I will pay if they're really top-quality.

should I cover my shorts?

>>18656982
china has been digitalizing everything since years already, no one here pays with cash unless you are poor.

>Shareholders of special purpose acquisition company Diamond Eagle (NASDAQ:DEAC) have approved a merger with DraftKings, which will begin trading on the Nasdaq today under ticker symbol "DKNG."

>The agreement also includes a merger with SBTech Global, which provides online betting platforms and odds-making services.

they must be really hard up for money

>>18657528
bagholding is pretty popular

>>18657409
Which mfa and why?

>>18657553
Futures are shooting up, so yeah. I don't see the FED allowing us to go into the weekend red.

>>18657266
>get rich following his strategies, it'll just take you longer.
thats what im saying. i know the buy and hold long is a legit valid strategy but to get rich off that in our day will take 20 years for all teh compound interest and growth to do its thing. not to mention setbacks from stupid boomer policies that keep bankrupting our financial system and kicking the can down the road

I signed up to get my Handgun Qualification License. How do I resist the inevitable temptation to shoot myself in the fucking head once I get a gun?

>>18657407
i pretty much did the same, my biggest regret was only buying 1 share i was afraid the meme stock had finally been unmasked for the meme it was and it reached its true valuation. how wrong i was

>>18657607

Stay healthy and exercise. Stay away from alcohol and drugs, and get at least 15 minutes of direct sunlight daily

>>18657607
Lean hog futures

>>18657472
So American Airlines - assuming the Don is going full bailout (which I think because its the biggest US airline and "America" is in the name) - is a safe investment? I am planning to hold for a while and het some divvy when my portfolio is large enough. Will it go down more?

>>18657549
I started investing last month (didn't even know what bear and bull meant) and found these YT vids to be particularly helpful:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEDIj9JBTC8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92-_cMlBE2g
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IhSkIUhjF0
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8FB14A2200B87185

Some useful sites/resources:
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/
>https://wallmine.com/
>https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/100515/heres-how-deduct-your-stock-losses-your-tax-bill.asp
>https://www.simplysafedividends.com/intelligent-income/posts/31-foreign-dividend-withholding-tax-guide
>https://www.investopedia.com/articles/optioninvestor/07/hedging-intro.asp
>https://www.nerdwallet.com/blog/taxes/capital-gains-tax-rates/
>https://markets.businessinsider.com/earnings-calendar

I bought 5 INTC @ 60$ yesterday betting the earnings would be record breaking Q1.
They were! But stock is down to 55.75$ pre-market.
What do I do? How do I solve this mess?

>>18657622
>Stay away from alcohol and drugs, and get at least 15 minutes of direct sunlight daily


I can get sunlight at the very least

Before all this went down, I worked 7 days a week and donated plasma twice a week, the money from which I used it solely on purchasing stocks. I am the epitome of a wagecuck.

Nay, I am the Wagecuck God

What stocks should I buy?

>>18657532
I have a love/hate relationship with the 1911 personally. I've had a TRP for years and while I do love it and target plinking with it, it's just too heavy for anything practical. It's a fucking 6 pound hand canon that usually just sits in my nightstand for home defense. I think after Corona-Chan leaves I want to build another AR, maybe an SPR clone.
>>18657607
Don't kill yourself, it's not worth it but if you're dead set on it don't leave such a huge mess for your family/friends to find when they come looking for you. It'll be hard enough on them loosing you, no need for them to have to see your brains splattered about all over a room

>>18657409
NuStar

>>18657634
Just getting sunlight daily is extremely good for your mind (and body). If you can drink more water and 1 less soda a day that gives you added boosts.

How good do you wanna feel? Maybe consider eating a couple veggies too.

>>18657495
>Also check out the hk p30 if you're flush with coin
If you want to invest. Get a P7. It's a great CC and is bound to go up in price.
Obviously manual of operation is completely different from the norm.

>>18656394
>>>List of hedge fund holdings
>https://fintel.io/
how do i use this website

>>18657626
>is it a safe investment?
AAL will get bailed out for sure. The US needs fights.

>Will it go down more?
Normally I'd say yes but I'm going to promise you absolutely nothing anymore. As you've seen, this is the clown market. Nothing is certain. With how things have been lately, AAL will probably be fucking double what it used to be by next week

>JCPenney Prepares To File For Bankruptcy

Its starting.

>>18657654
Nigger I'm not fat, unhealthy, or even depressed.

>>18657632
Sell at a loss or sell for what you paid with a gtc order, no idea how long it'll take though.

>>18657415
what do you want to do with it? carry it around everywhere you go or leave it in your house for defense?

if revolver i would only consider a small 1" j frame or similar in .38 for deep conceal carry or a 6' 357 mag l frame or similar for house defense. ruger gp100, ruger lcr or sw airweight 642 or 686

for 9mm look at a single stack compact for carry or a double stack full size for home defense. sw shield 9, sw mp9, glock 43, glock 17.

those are the best options on the market especially considering bang for buck. most everything else is a meme unless you want to get into the pure joy of target shooting and collecting in which case everything is on the table

>>18657673
based

>>18657676

Hey I’m just telling you how it’s done. My advice is great, even if you are a healthy 19 year old. Makes you feel good and life better in general. Trust me on this

going all in on amd. bound to go from 55 to 58 again right

>>18657673
Ton of companies will follow. But who really cares?

You are reading "Principles for Navigating Big Debt Crises" right?

>>18657443
its called chinking. often times they will sign a contract to produce something, take the model and schematics for the western companys product, then just start cloning it and selling it as their own after ignoring their contract. chink'd

>>18657670
I agree it should go down. But a large bailout package and some good news combined with the knowledge that American Airlines won't go bankrupt makes me think some larger funds will flee towards it driving up the price again.

Fuck it. I'll put 400 euro towards it.

>>18657700
keep in mind that the airlines getting bailed out and not going bankrupt is probably unironically priced in

>>18657684
I’m looking for 9mm fullsized for SHTF and home defense. I can easily run with 9mm. Most common sized Ammunition also.

I want a compact 9mm to conceal as well. I don’t currently have an everyday carry.

>>18657690
It's not going to matter.
Google cut I think it's marketing budget by 50% yesterday, drug trial failed. Money printer brrrr.

>>18657695
That practice isn't exclusive to china, South Korea in the 80s become the economic juggernaut that it is today in part because of doing just that

>>18657666
Think of a hedge fund or mutual fund you think is well run, search for it and see what they're buying. That site looks heavily paywalled though.

>>18657717
drug trial fail is already priced in again from yesterdays drop

seems organic and legit

>>18656394
time to start cherry picking bois. AMAZ, IBM, T, WFC, GLD, ETH. All safe or have good dividends. Sell those shit ass etf's and gobble up the good stuff.

>>18657636
IRM
CARR
KO
ITW
NAT
NSC

>>18657687
>bruh, just feel good and you'll feel good

>>18657691
Based, but it shows just how much money can be made with those rallies

>>18657752
And how much money you can lose too, lmao

>>18657745
Systems not goals. Feel like shit? Start a system to get out of feeling bad. The goal is not important at all. Only the system is important. My system so far:

>get up at a decent hour
>don’t eat a big meal after 6pm
>get at least 15 minutes of light a day (preferably much more)
>drink almost exclusively water

Etc etc. the idea is that everyday you follow a system. I’m not working towards a goal of losing 30 lbs or feeling good.

I have a system that I follow 90% or better everyday. I automatically lost 30 pounds and automatically feel great. SYSTEMS NOT GOALS.

>>18657689
Until earnings...

>>18657744
you should buy instead some 5G, wireless, and cloud-computing stocks.
and RTX

what was that volume

>>18657392
T

>>18657712
I am not worried about the coming months. But when the mandate for bailout disapears due to the absurd fiancial crisis we will enter weird stuff can happen. Is a 5 year powerbearmarket priced in? The air industry won't see any form of profit anytime soon.

>>18657797
>RTX
>idiots still trying to pump it up
its a bad meme and its depressing knowing how many of you bought into it

>>18657752
If you can time it decently, yes but it's a lot of risk.

>>18657831
>its a bad meme and its depressing knowing how many of you bought into it
What is wrong with RTX?

>>18657814
Neither does the entertainment sector nor tourism see any profit in the upcoming months if not even years.

Then you will see a big drop in demand for goods over all, ppl have no money left. You already see less mortgages getting handed out, less demand for real estate, everything plunges in real estate right now...sales...new home building confidence etc...

..but then again who cares?

>>18657849
The retard really thinks buying the biggest combined military aerospace contractor is a bad idea.

>>18657849
its already peaked post merger and with election uncertainty and a dead airline industry it could drop a lot in the coming months

>>18657833
cute feet

>>18657855
good, fuck tourism and fuck entertainment

>>18657607
>handgun license
Fucking why, this meme needs to stop

>>18657865
So fuck economy? I don't care about them either, but do you even understand how much fucking money those sectors are generating?

>>18657790
Ok Scott Adams.

>Stimulus bill passes
that's why it's pumping?

>>18657886
tourism and entertainment don't generate any money. they take money out

who here in shop or cmg? or yall broke bros?

>>18657886
>So fuck economy?

>>18657849
oil down, saudis not buying rockets, also war is getting kinda early 2000s. it will go up, but not by 10x, just like airlines, aerospace and all the other meme shite thats been shilled around here

>>18657895
false optimism pattern

>>18657855
>degenerate gamblers will stop throwing money away
never, they may destroy themselves but money will keep flowing

>>18657916
>also war is getting kinda early 2000s
there is no war and wont be a war

>>18656394
I like this image, do you kind if I save it OP?

>>18657876
>Fucking why, this meme needs to stop

Because my state requires it? Is following the law a meme? Should I just go buy a pistol off some nigger from craigslist in a McDonalds parking lot and get locked up for 3 years?

>>18657888

That’s where I got it from. He is retarded on some issues. But he’s right on this one.

>>18658006
Only one state I’m aware of that requires a license to purchase a handgun. That’s NY. Worst gun laws ever.

>zoom 176 premarket
fucking retarded. literally a webcam program. god damn

>>18658025
Zoom is literally owned by the Chinese government.

>>18657916
You’re right. There will NEVER be a shooting war again. World peace achieved, RTX btfo. I hate that fags here shill it but they are criminally undervalued.

>>18657303
Every wannabe country is constantly salivating at the idea of america's doom from the crisis du jour, but all the people with actual money park their cash here because it's still the best bet around

>>18657928
that's what I'm saying.

>>18658008
Your advice is well spirited, but I do most of that shit already with no conscious effort. I work night shift so "no eating at 6pm" is not gonna work for me.

I could lose some weight if I tried, but I honestly don't even care anymore. I'm more out of shape than I am overweight.

AMD 5/8 $58 puts during this spike at open guys, hold over the weekend and lets get rich, this baby is going to get corrected to $47

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
SO BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO

>>18658018
>Only one state I’m aware of that requires a license to purchase a handgun.


There are at least 10 states like that. I live in MD.

>>18657715
>>18657715
if you can afford it, get the specialized tool for the job, which might mean you buy 2 pistols instead of one. if you want best of all worlds you will always have a compromise. thats not necessarily a bad thing, just reality. if you are only going to buy one 9mm pistol ever i would say get a glock 19. if you want something tailored more to carry in civilian life go for a s&w shield or glock 43. striker pistols are pretty much the future, they are by far the safest if you are intelligent and follow basic safety procedures. they are the most consistent in trigger pull. theres a reason they are ubiquitous. i own several types of 9mm handguns from hammer single action to double action to striker. if you have safetys thats another thing to train for. of all my handguns i would pick up the glock first if my life depended on it. thats not to say other platforms are necessarily much worse, but you have to train with whatever you use. i prefer the simplicity of the glock platform over more complicated mechanisms. i also like the safety. a loaded glock will never discharge if dropped, no matter from what height. its physically impossible, there is a firing pin block which is not released until trigger is depressed. these are the kinds of things you should research and look at when deciding on your platform of choice. everyones hands are different. maybe ergonomics of one gun wont fit as well as another. grip angles, bore height, grip width etc. anyway ive rambled enough, get a glock 17 or 19.. maybe look at a s&w m&p9. but get the glock. then when you decide you just want a real nice range toy get a fancy 9mm 1911 or cz race gun

What kind of after-hours behavior is this?

>>18658043
don't get me wrong, it's not a bad investment, but it's more on the defensive side aka modest gains

>>18658059
Hes dead, zombie bobo will be here soon enough, we are going to trade between 2800 to 2400 on the S&P for awhile

>>18658048
Why

>>18657723
i fail to see the difference between chinks who name their countries differently.
jk

>>18657745
>cognitive behavioral therapy doesn't work because I don't think it does!

>>18658075
chip makers are over bought, you saw that a couple days ago when AMD almost flashed crashed down 10% there is little resistance, IMO great earnings is priced in, if they miss its going to get bloody

>>18657849
>>18657860
>>18657831
Two words: Pratt & Whitney

>>18658073
defense stock for defensive investment, sounds good desu senpai


>>18658092
haha u mad

>futures green

>>18657549
Spotify has investing audio books and podcasts to just throw that out there. Also go through the sticky

>>18658092
i have none of these but $200k left after losing $50k so far this year
soon i will have literally nothing :)

>>18657934
i kind, go ahead

>>18658095
this + trending techies are a bit overbought, people taking profits

WHO
IS
BUYING
THIS
SHIT
It already mooned once then dumped to $50. You really think this is going to $200 again?

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/24/coronavirus-why-germans-arent-shopping-despite-stores-being-open.html

>>18657549
audio books are bs, you need video or physical to see charts/tables etc

Dismal Q1 earnings imminent. When are people taking profits?

>>18658092
You don't need to do most of that to feel "good". The feel good industry is a sham to advertise to and extort money from nihilistic millennials looking for meaning in life. Some of the happiest people I know are fat, alcohol/drug addicts working a dead end job with almost no sense of financial discipline. They have gf, wives, and familes and that's enough for them.

>>18658150
Businesses that are involved in China don't conform to logic. White people who have never met a Chinaman think people who eat dogs, bats, pangoliers, and cobras actually want to eat a meat substitute. Hint: vegetarians there eat tofu instead.

>>18658158
they already are, you just don't know it

>>18656508
Oil my man

>>18657723
Mongoloids don’t believe in owning ideas. We had to force it on Worst Korea.

Uh... Guys... Is the upward futures motion just 401(k) money? We're still headed down, aren't we?

>>18658178
Watch the china hustle, its all just fraud with public companies in China

>>18657392
Oil and JCP

>>18658158
4 months into the year and my 401 is up 7%.
I can't imagine it'd make sense to not sit out not through the insanity, but printers go BRRRRRRR.

>>18657392
Hogs

>>18658043
Trump created the Space Force. I’m sure they have their fingers in that pie too.

>>18658215
its red today for sure

>>18657861
>its already peaked post merger
How is it peak post merger when it is not even ATH
>and with election uncertainty
Are you...are you betting on Sleepy Joe to win?!?
>and a dead airline industry it could drop a lot
That industry is already dead. If anything it just give pratt and whitney more power because they are huge in the private and small plane sector which will be even more important because it is essential to small communities.

Even if Saudis don't buy more shit, someone else is going to. War is inevitable.

Cherry on top. They dropped Carrier and Otis off the mergers. Both companies will suffer big with the real-estate crisis that is coming. Who the fuck will buy new elevators and air-conditioners?

RTX isn't growing fast because it is not hip... It's not a Tesla or a Netflix. It's a boomer stock.

Algorithm-chan why do you love 2800 s&p500 and not me

>>18658243
you poor fool...

>>18658227
have you already picked out your preferred method of an hero?

>>18657558
>china has been digitalizing everything since years already, no one here pays with cash unless you are poor.
Popular mobile payment in China are still backed by printed paper Chinese Yuan except Q-coins. The differences with the Digitized Chinese Yuan is that not even those pieces of printed paper will be needed to back the creation of new currency.

>>18658006
>getting caught using a gun that isn't linked to you
If things get tight, just wesr gloves and niggertoss it while running. No proof it's yours

>>18658256
>a blind trump sycophant
inject bleach please

Today there is gonna be a huge crash. Checkem

My ET babies are growing up so fast

Today there will be a huge pump.

>>18657435
But Anon. Stocks only go up.

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

https://youtu.be/hJTy_8Dtbsc

>>18658043
The shilling and fudding around RTX kinda gives me 2018 Chainlink vibes

>>18658291
dubs and the veil falls today

>>18658095
Solid reasoning I’ll look into this

>>18658286
>if youre against biden you must be a trump supporter
trump may be an idiot but if you think biden would do a better job in his place right now youre literally a moron beyond redemption

>>18658304
I fucking hope because I'll shit myself in fury if all the cup and handle faggots were wrong about AMD.

>>18658291
>>18658304
Looks like the crab will reign supreme.

Hey bros does anybody remember what to bing to find that Goldman Sachs guy's daughter getting throatslammed? I need to be cheered up

Bonds?

>>18657502
Clown world. Go for it.

>>18656569
ahhhhh that fifth cup of coffee of the day is probably the best one

ONE SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

Trump waited until this morning to sign the stimulus bill so that he can boost the markets.

>>18658299
Literally looking at that right now so much regret not pulling the trigger yesterday still worth jumping in today?

>>18657502
Tesla is buying them out to store rocket fuel for Mars and also allow Musk to open candy stores.

>>18658358
Well I think the major effects of oil shock upon them are mostly over and natty gas remains in use so i'd THINK it's mostly up from here

What do I need to add guys?

>>18658322
I don‘t like Trump. He‘s a moron. But I do think it‘s hilarious that Democrats/Democratic aligned media drove Trump to do a dementia check only for them to go on and produce a democratic candidate who can‘t finish a sentence without forgetting what he was talking about.
Then again Trump said we should look at injecting bleach into people the other day on live television so maybe even a dementia case like Biden would handle things better, idk.

>>18658348
Clever move. So it is now in effect?

>>18658377
I wanted to buy but got spooked by the tax stuff. I have to pay tax on their income? Can I get fucked?

why do FA fags (FAgs?) always sperg out over P/E? what is it and why should i care? how do you trade based off of it and how often has it actually made anyone money doing that? i always hear "OFUQ BRO THE PE IS TOO HIGH SO OVERVALUED BRO" and the price just keeps going up (AMD is a good example). seems like the real "voodoo" is FA not TA, with your magic numbers that say it's overvalued and it just keeps getting more overvalued i guess?

>>18658401
Just look at TSLA, it can't stay at that value because the ratios man.

>>18658383
Why TMDX, of course.

>>18653333
how the fuck am I so good?

Reminder that poor Q1 earnings are PRICED IN.
JCPenny’s stock will be mooning soon, bankruptcy P R I C E D I N.
We’re going to the moon, baybee!

>>18658401
It's essentially a marker of speculation - if people are willing to throw money into buying stocks in a company at a far higher margin than the company's actual profits/growth prospects, sure there's short term money to be made, however at some point when the hype is over the stock price can only really begin to correct in one direction.

>>18658433
>Entire image is just meme lines
Tell us, what’re the plays the meme lines are telling us?

>>18658401
would you rather put your investment into a banana stand that makes $100 profit a day with a 15 p/e or a banana stand that goes into -$10,000 of debt a day with a -143 p/e (like tsla)

>>18658401
Because FA is bullshit too.
>Technical analysis is fiction imposed on price action
>Fundamental analysis is speculation based on a companies perceived value
Reading Apple's balance sheet this quarter *can't* tell me how many iPhones they'll sell next quarter

Yall thing Boeing will be a buy on Wednesday after they post earnings and they tank?

Is there anything good to buy for leafs in the TSX other than air canada?

>>18658158
Me on the left.

>>18658449
we go down to 8580

>>18658471
that cat is amazing but is that the only dance he knows? significantly less impressive if it is

>>18658471
But it's in the CFO's best interest to forcast accurately and only they have the info to do it.

Obviously, we've lost touch with fundamentals but algos still buy based on them because fund managers have to sell their strategy to their rich clients

HAS ANYONE ELSE BEEN GETTING BOMBARDED ON YOUTUBE BY THIS ARAB KID WHO SAYS HIS PARENTS THOUGHT HE WAS DEALING DRUGS BUT NO HE WAS TRADING STOCKS AND HE SMACKS A FEW STACKS TOGETHER, THROWS THEM ON THE FLOOR AND SAYS HE HAS A CONSISTENT TRADING PATTERN AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING

GOD ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

>>18658510
Link?

>>18658490
Me behind the camera.

>>18658510
That's a divinitation method, he's tarotfag but with a turban.

>>18658510

>>18658393
>Trump said we should look at injecting bleach into people the other day on live television

source?

>>18658531
Just the dark colored people. Make them nice. Make them white.
>>18658521
What a bunch of butterfaces. Looks like fun though.

>>18658440
Any proofs???

noooo why is amd going lower....

>>18658383
PSX
VZ
AMZN
WAL
Any tech company that makes money on data holding/streaming that isn't Netflix or Hulu. Probs dominoes lmaooo
And any name brand company that sells disinfectant.
Avoid market ETFs cuz we're in for a crabby next 6 months

>>18658555
Waiting for me to go back in.

>>18656427
That seems excessive

>>18658550
Guy has an office in Manila or Bangkok where he pretends to work, so I assume whores are sent up an elevator directly to his office. Good times.

>My oil stock are mooning again in the premarket
This doesn't feel right.

>>18658395
i'll be honest, I don't 100% understand MLP's myself, but all their gains that are not re-invested are paid out to the shareholders. It's structured to be very favorable to the unitholder

>>18658595
You bronies need to get off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WTF futures???? Some one put some laxatives in Jerome's coffee so he can't run the printer while this durable goods report comes out.

>>18658606
going to buy hasbro stock just to rustle jimmies

>>18658587
I'm tapping out for a month or two on everything. I'm no bobo, but the math isn't adding up.
Record unemployment, failed earnings, and tertiary effects still need to play out.

>>18658158
>>18658521
>>18658581
does he have a fetish for butterfaces or something? Every girl he's pictured with consistently has a busted mug

>>18658581
no way she doesn't have a dick

time to watch CNBC >:3

>>18658587
Is it just trading algos buying? I can't think of anything else.

>>18658581
>>18658521
They don't look asian at all. More like somewhere in the carribean.

>>18658624
I guess so.

>>18658471
TA isn't a fiction. what the average price is doing is not a fiction it's an objective fact. it doesn't outright predict the future but it gives a confluence of factors that tell you how high of a probability there is that what is happening in the past and present will continue into the future, and the bounds you put around that are called "risk". with a statistically relevant edge, you will lose some trades but will win more in the long run and therefore be profitable, which is all that matters. how is that "fiction"?

compare that to PE where companies like AMD and TSLA still go up despite people saying they're overvalued, i'd be broke if i traded based on that. much better to trade based on what price is actually doing instead of what i think it should do, but then it doesn't.

>people need to be told not to inject lysol
just let them do it

>>18658611
I shiggy diggy doooo

>>18658521
>settling for seamonkeys
Never gonna make it.

You can't get rich unless you push the same narrative as those in power

>>18658648

>>18658671
Who is this old faggot?

>>18658675
fucking BASED

>>18658661
They're not S.E asian, I know since I travel south east asia. They don't have any asian features.

>>18658661
okay now show here without the wig and all the makeup.

>>18658467
This. Basically finicial analysts like being "right" more than making money. Stocks like TSLA aren't cool within their in group so to fit in they lose out on good dips and don't but TSLA below 400 and double their money. So when TSLA goes up it's because "everyone buying it is dumb! I'm too smart to win! Fuggin clown market!"

>>18658648
Boat in the back says Habana, and his company is in the Caribbean. Wiki says he's a billionaire, so it's anyone's guess.

why is smg so quiet this morning

>>18658642
Maybe Latin america? do people do the same shit in Venezuela or Havana?

>>18658661
You literally get more bang for your buck

>>18658702
because you're gay. sorry i had to be the one to tell you, anon. *sip*

>>18658702
/smg/ been quiet for days my fren

>>18658708
>>18658700

>>18658510
>>18658525
Geomancy, one of the seven forbidden arts

>>18658671
this guy look like Sharky, or whatever his name was, that Australian dude that has a shit ton of Brothels in Thailand.

>>18658702
It was quiet last night too.

>>18658722
think that was zyzz

>>18658700 meant for >>18658642

>>18658623
why not? Back to June highs, seems legit to me. EVERYTHING NORMAL.

>>18658737
>>18658737
>>18658737

>>18658737
>>18658737
>>18658737

>>18658737
>>18658737
>>18658737

>>18658737
>>18658737
>>18658737

>>18658737
>>18658737
new thread

Doomp eet

>>18658724
smg is always quietish late at night/early morning. At least when compared to this place during opening/closing bell

New orders for manufactured durable goods in March decreased $36.0 billion or 14.4 percent to $213.2
billion, the U.S. Census Bureau announced today. This decrease, down following three consecutive
monthly increases, followed a 1.1 percent February increase. Excluding transportation, new orders
decreased 0.2 percent. Excluding defense, new orders decreased 15.8 percent. Transportation
equipment, down two of the last three months, led the decrease, $35.6 billion or 41.0 percent to $51.2
billion.

OHHH FUGGG!!!!

>>18658650
lmao brainlet

>>18658731
Kek STFU

Sharky is who the guys talking about

>>18658735
kek. Just a wild ass guess, but maybe we see 21K again.
But it's clown world and printers go brrrrr. That's what keeps me up at night.

MRO - bought 748 shares other day. Now I just sit back and wait. For the end of the year and all that cold air. Cause then the gas and oil will be sucked out like mad, making me a nice bundle of cash, while I sit in my favorite chair in my living room with my feet kicked up just not giving a shit about anything at all.

>>18658748
Bullish and priced in.

>>18658755
not an argument. im just going to assume you admit defeat if that's the best response you can come up with.

Bull flag on the daily increases of coronavirus cases.

>>18658393
Orange Man Bad

>>18658393
out of context

>>18658440
whats a jcp make it stack? i have 50 shares right now is that enough

>>18658110
>defense stock for defensive investment, sounds good desu senpai
It does!

You need a war stock in your portfolio, so when it breaks out you got that insurance.

>>18656394
Around what time is it best to buy American Airlines today? Or should I wait until it drops more? I mean, they have had all the hits they can you'd think it can't go lower.

>>18659579
15 minutes after you click buy