/biz/ - Business & Finance

he's right. I only started coming here in 2016 cuz of blumpf and I'm damaged a lot, can't imagine what 10+ more years of this shit would have done to me

>>18651629
Buy a 4chan pass and sell it to r*ddit newfags.

>>18651656
>damaged
Why? Did you look at too much trap porn? Learn how to monitor your intake of toxic shit.

somebody give him a pistol

I started coming here in 2006, I’ve been here for 14 years jfc

>>18651629
if seems like he’s trying to compensate for being violently molested as a ***wee lad*** by pinning the blame on le ebil Internet boogeyman Malaysian sex trafficking forum

>>18651656
I’ve been on this site since 05 bitch. This site molded me into a deviant, fit & redpilled link marine that I am today. Would not change a thing.

>damaged
If anything I've been strengthened.

>>18651718
same

right wing radicalization got me back into the church, in the best shape of my life, and investing

one of the best things that can possibly happen to you

>>18651629
it's funny because these self-hating frankfurt zombies like in OP's pic STILL FUCKING LURK HERE

>>18651629
>implying he’s wrong

>>18651735
Very based and true. Powerful Dragon Energy is emitting from this post. Hope you get rich buddy.

omfg he is so riigght, 4chan promotes all kinds of highly problematic toxic ideas like homophobia and white acceptance

>>18651629
hes 100% right.

>>18651629
2016 newfag here, which one of you are gonna be my therapist in 2026?

I've been here since 2003 and I'm doing fine.

I've been browsing since 2007 and have ZERO ragrets some of my best memories is taking LSD and browsing 4chan Laugh until I cry simple as

>>18651629
This site isn't even that bad. I have come across way worse sites than this by accident that aren't even on the dark web.

From my experience the only bad thing about this site is you may internalize the antagonistic communication style that doesn't transfer well to other places online and especially in real life. Basically, don't forget to be cordial and you'll be fine

true insanity is realizing that we broken souls on 4chan are the only sane ones in this wretched world and it's all the normies who are fucking broken........ we live in a fucking societyy

4chan has made me a millionaire.

>>18651852
nufag

>>18651629
>being so weak-minded that you let a taiwanese basket weaving image board break you
You already have some screws loose if this happened to you

>>18651656
>cuz of blumpf
Sounds like you were already retarded m8

>>18651629
what a fag

>>18651629
I didn’t even mean to come here. I was bedridden due to a medical disease and so I ended up spending a lot of time on the internet

During the upcoming riots you take some boomers home and become an undocumented home owner. Easy profit I tell you. You just don't have the documents like a deed. Anyone that gives you flak is a bigot. Undocumented home owners are just hard working people I tell you.

fuck

>>18651629
He's right. Too bad he ended up a furry but that's probably 4chan's fault too.

>>18651718
based

>>18651629
Sounds like a sad bearcvck. Needs to BVLL UP and stop being a little PVSSY, vnless he wants to get BRED by the BIG BVLL COCK. #bearpvssy #cvmsvrge #breedingbvnnies

>>18651917
proof or larp

>>18651735
No use going to church if you Jesus Christ isn’t the focus of your life bro, God bless

Jesus. I had this acquaintance that I would hang out with every now and then when I was younger. He was my friend's friend and he mostly hung out with him because he would buy my friend alcohol. The acquaintance was a real pathetic individual. Mid 20s, alcoholic, sad, lived with his mom. He was in love with this girl he fucked once and she was whore who ghosted him. He wouldn't shut the fuck up about how heartbroken he was about it. One night, my friend and I were hanging out with him and -- this was around the time of Charlottesville -- he was really worked up about the dude who drove over that fat bitch. He looked at us in his alcoholic stupor and said, "I just wish I wouldn't have browsed 4chan when I was younger because it just permanently fucked me up" and he proceeded to get even more drunk. It was the most pathetic thing I'd ever heard out of his mouth and, since I described his character, it was really something. I realize that there are a whole group of men who actually blame 4chan for turning them into losers rather than pointing the finger at themselves. These men need to be genocided.

>>18651629
>look at me lying about being an oldfag that saw the light and got woke.
fuck off.

>>18652018
This. Possession is 9/10ths of the law. And where are the bodies? I ate them, so nowhere.

>>18652124
based.

>>18651692
Same. And I've still never seen when /b/ was good.

>>18652124
when he reads this comment he might end himself
>>18651629
invest in sex toys, sex robots, bodypillows, porn
invest in RCI Hospitality Holdings (RICK)
i suppose invest in liquor and private prisons too

After seeing my therapist for 10 years and going through 4 different SSRI prescriptions, I can finally watch Netflix originals without feeling uncomfortable.

>>18652139
He's right. Some day you too will grow out of this phase and realize what a fucking idiot you have been.

>>18652142
>And where are the bodies?

one of the secret mass graves. They got the chink flu or something.

>>18652335
You're being too optimistic

>literally started browsing /b/ when i was 10
>25 now
>been easily clearing 6 figures since i was 23

Only weak-brained and weak-willed men let porn, gore, and other horrors of the internet disconnect them from real-life and prevent them from attaining their goals.

>>18651656

The internet is not serious business. Stop blaming other stuff for your own shit and get a handle on it.

it depends on which board you end up settling in
if you settled in /fit/, /o/, /lit/ or /biz/ you'd end up fine
if you settled in /b/, /v/, /soc/, /lgbt/ or /r9k/ you'd be fucked forever

>>18652417
so where's your lambo then faggit

>>18651629
nigger never learned basic code switching, if you're screaming nigger in class it's not because you're on 4chan it's because you have downs syndrome

>>18652461
but if you are mentally weak enough that a board like r9k fucked you up, there's a pretty good chance your life was never that good in the first place

>>18652468
>6 figures
>buying a lambo

I'd never buy a fancy car until I had so much money that I wouldn't miss it.

>>18652461
>tfw settled on /tv/ and /pol/ and just banked my first million last week based entirely on what I've seen on /pol/ and /biz/

>>18652529

This.

>buying a rolling liability that costs 100% of your annual income

>>18651629
>2009
newfag

>>18652335
What was wrong with moot?

>>18651629
>>18651656
I wouldn't trade away my time here. You can't trade away knowing the truth for anything.

>>18651629
i've been a newfag since 2009, 4chan taught me how to date with confidence and better my self, this place is too entertaining to give up, however recently this place turned to crap along with the rest of the internet, nothing but forced memes

>>18652569
>anything near 100%
I wouldn't spend $15K on a car unless it was a uniquely fun ride, and totally rebuilt.

>>18652677

Exactly

>>18652124
4chan made me better, by making me feel like I was a loser. I was a loser before, just not self aware

Guy's a fag. Site makes you based.

>>18652626
he was a normie who created a degeneracy generator and was trapped in it for a decade, aussie shitposters nearly broke that boys mind

If you let 4chan get to you like that, you're honestly just a little bitch. I'd sympathise with Jessie Slaughter, maybe, but she got rekt by 4chan in an entire different way.

>>18651718
the based dept called, they want you to call them back

>>18651896
that's why i nicepost, don't want the rampant passive aggression to seep into my real life doings

Signing out
Goodbye Anons
This is me gone for good

>>18652844
You're here forever

>>18652335
>He's right. Some day you too will grow out of this phase and realize what a fucking idiot you have been.

If you ever profited off information relayed to you from /biz/ know that you're a fucking hypocrite. If you haven't made any money thanks to this shithole then WTF ARE YOU DOING?

The reason why 4chan is so good at finding true and verified information is because of its brutal culture and anonymity where only your ideas and content can give you attention. The fact that you're anonymous means that without a Tripcode, you have to constantly produce something of value if you want to keep gaining respect and acknowledgement.

The twat in OP's tweet wasted his life away on mindless boards on 4chan. That's his ass. If he wanted to learn about the outdoors, there's /out/. If he wanted to learn amount high level math and sciences, there's /sci/. If he wanted to learn about crypto, there's this board. Instead he probably wasted his life away on /b/ and /v/ where you learn jack shit because the topics are extremely easy to digest, accessible to low IQ peeps.

>>18651629

>"How can I undo all of these problematic ideas I picked up from 4chan, such as believing racist ideas like black people having lower average IQs and things like that?" the transgender anime furry pedophile told our reporter.

>>18653109
>If you ever profited off information relayed to you from /biz/ know that you're a fucking hypocrite.
Imagine taking financial advice from an anime forum filled with mentally ill people.

>If you haven't made any money thanks to this shithole then WTF ARE YOU DOING?
Picture related.

>>18651629
This dude needs to stop being a little bitch.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>18651629
What a faggot. I’ve been here since 2006 in some capacity or another. 4chan is the only place people speak their fucking minds. Guess he couldn’t handle that

>>18651629
>How do I profit from broken 4chan men?
start your own shitcoin, sell them at ICO and shill them here for a couple of weeks
if you want something even better, you could become famous and then shill your own republican presidential campaign on stormfront. they will do the needful and shill it on /pol/ for you.

but you don't need to do that shit, simply invest in companies that sell disinfectant.

I started browsing year as underage b& in 2007. I genuinely think this website made me into the successful adult that I am today.

>>18651684
Based

>>18653489
also a 2007 newfag. this website has been nothing but a good influence in the long run.

Discord already beat you to it you giant shit head.

gucking bitchmade twatters

been on this bitch since 04
and oushing mid40s

bang solid 7/10s regularly
make 6 figures annually
and bang qt 3.14 females (males) w/ gr8 mk feets anally on the side

been on this bitch since world meme war 1 with ebaum in regards to p.hilton sameface gif theft

dont ama niggers
and fuck jannies
gas kikes
/a/ all day, bitchmaaaaaades

>>18651838
>simple as

>>18652844
Dubs mean you stay.

>>18653619
gb2gaia

>>18652844
See you tomorrow

>>18651629
>mental issues
>is a furry now
nah, son. Thats not 4chan's fault

>>18651838
That's dystopian as fuck
Some of my best memories are shilling PNK while drunk

>>18651656
You sound like a little bitch

>>18651629
>Oh no you might not be a wilting flower in the face of gore
>Oh no youou watched a pee pee go into a butt, and laughed because he missed the cumshot and got it all over the cameraman
>Oh no you might still insult the church of homosexuality
>Oh no you might question the Holocaust or at least have a "nuanced" option on it
The absolute horror

>>18651629
It's always difficult for me to recognize that there are "men" out there that literally let 4chan become their entire lives and consume their thoughts. It's such a weird Reddit thing to do.

For instance I was on /sp/ for such a long time, where 4chan was mostly a backdrop and sports were the focus. I can't even comprehend how you could let 4chan just consume your entire life. Even if you're a 4chan addict like I am, you never let it get in the way of life. I've been here since 2007 too, /b/ -> /sp/ -> /fit/ -> /biz/.

>>18653109
>The reason why 4chan is so good at finding true and verified information

Stopped reading there.

>>18651629
Been on here since '07, mostly went on /b/ back then. Came back a few years ago and everything turned into garbage besides /biz/ and /x/

>>18652461
>/Fitbiz/ master race
We're all going to make it

>>18652529
>>18652468

>>18653908
Why stop there? There's a lot more to read.

>>18653109
being here for ten years hasn't hampered my real life much, I spent my twenties traveling and dating. there are insights here for those with eyes to see them
>>18653349
you had over two years to buy chainlink
>>18653852
the real take is that the guy who posted that twitter thread is a furry and self professed video game addict

>>18651692
same

>>18654044
>chainlink
When is this meme going to die
It's almost as bad as dat boi and just as glowy

>not knowing what's real and what's a fucking website
been here since chanology and all it's done is given me thick skin.

>>18654106
you won't be the last newfag late to the party concern trolling link while we drink your salty tears

>>18651718
same

>>18651838
Very sad

What an abused dog,who even takes this his bullshit seriously?Just close your computer down if you think you are "mentally damaged".

>>18651629
try being on 4chan from 2006-2020

>>18651718
based

>>18651718

Lmao I had the same deal. 4chan got me into some good music, fit, got me reading and has made me some $$$ thanks to LINK.

>>18651718
Based

>>18652844
Nice doubles

>>18651629
Oh god the traperinos and muh Vatican satarino conspiracies and..and...the....GORE!

>>18651656
Kill yourself you fucking election fag

>>18652335
Unfortunately there is no hope for you though, you will always be a complete retard. A lost cause and a waste to humanity. Too stupid to even realize it, the false confidence of a buffoon, a lamb waiting for slaughter.

>>18653349
>Imagine taking financial advice from an anime forum filled with mentally ill people.
heh.... imagine........

>>18651656
I have 99% of my assets in Link

>>18651718
>>18651735
ABSOLUTELY BASED. Was 12 when I started lurking here in 2006. Left /b/ when it became garbage (or maybe it always was). I'm successful as fuck and wouldnt trade the truth

This place is infinitely better than real life hell I have to put up with
My c-ptsd comes from evil people if anything I regret getting out of neetdom and getting a job
That furry faggot was born retarded he should blame his parents

>>18655653
/b/ was never good.
/v/ went to shit after gamergate, but the Shazbowl already planted the seeds of shitfest.
I eventually abandoned those and went to /fit/, /fa/ and /tv/ while on and off /pol/ /int/ and /lit/
No fap no porn made me a man.
I hate porn so much, it literally sissifies men.

>>18651656

I've been here since 2006 and I can't say it helped much, but I've had a great time. After having seen the worst of humanity, normal comedy does very little for me but I can understand suffering much more easily. It's actually made me more emphatic I think.

>>18651718
Same. This place has taught me more than I ever could have imagined.
/b/ gave me a good laugh back in the day and made me appreciate the value of freedom of speech.
Pre-2016 /pol/ led me down some dark paths about the real state of the world, I now couldn't give a shit about politics.
/fit/ got me in the best shape of my life, but more importantly taught me discipline.
A combination of different boards has given me more entertainment than tv shows, movies and video games ever could.
Because of the anonymous nature of the discussion here my critical thinking skills and general discernment have improved exponentially.
And now /biz/ is well on its way to making me a millionaire.

Cringe post I know but don't expect me to ever criticize 4chan.

Its the function of a man to see reality as it really is, and to impose order on a chaotic universe.

4chan exposes human nature in its rawest form. No upboats for upholding the narrative, no likes for ass pics, just brutal truth and redpills that will innoculate you against the horrors of the modern world, and let you navigate through life with open, disiillusioned eyes.

>>18651629
invest in anime and sex toys

>>18651896
I was neet for 2 years on crypto gains and I can't function as a normie at all.

>>18651656
> blumpf

>>18655950

I came here first when I was in my 20’s after the Utoya massacre. Some site linked to 4chan/pol and I never left. 4chan is just a unique place when it comes to freedom of speech and having fun. Pol used to be pretty libertarian at that point but after the Trump election (best time ever on pol) it went full natsoc/schizo. I can’t enjoy it anymore, even though I’m pretty right wing. So I stick to the other boards now like /biz/, /tv/ and /fit/

>>18651629
>seeing a female therapist

>2009
Fucking newfag scum

I have been on this website since i was 13. If i had never had discovered it, i would be just as miserable. just for different reasons.

>>18651629
Hiw avatar is making me kinda horny. I want to owo and UNSHEATH HIS JUICY DOG COCK:

>>18651629
he says "normalization of shitty behavior" as if people don't act even worse on twitter

>>18656288
He’s just trying to justify failing in life

The shocking and liberating truth is he only has himself to blame

I got into 4chan too early, but luckily I left the /b/phase very quickly.

I ended up on /mu/ and /tv/ for my teenage and young adult years. Turned me into a pretentious critic prick with a consumer mindset until my early 20's.

Now I'm on /lit/ /biz/ and /fit/ casually and trying to make it. Feels good to progress.

We're all gonna make it bros

>>18652444
Only good post.

>>18656269
Thank go I found his furaffinity profile. And its full with juicy furry porns.

Seems like the dude is a pretty good artist actually. Also found his twitch account.

>>18656422

>>18651656
lel i've been coming here since I was 14 in like 2007.

I'm normal as fuck. You gimps need to not take things seriously.

>>18651629
>Natural normalfag destroys their brain on 4chan
Many such cases. You can't live here unless you have a strong will and a weak sense of social cohesion. Essentially, you need to be more schizoid than not.

>>18656422
Oh murrr.....

I think i got a fetish for fapping to other anons who are here as long as me. WELP

I wouldn't wanna be a tranny if not for 4chan

>>18651629

Eh, 4chan is now normie stuff. I started around 2007 and gone through lots of chans, most dead by now. I miss the internet that was decade or more ago, I liked it more. Now everything is too nice and too friendly. Also new boards are cancer, except for maybe /diy/.

>>18651692
2007 for me
Why would I leave? Where would I go? The internet gets worse and worse every year. More homogenized, more monetized, an infinite sea of clickbaity garbagre

>>18651656

Go back to re.ddit faggot

>>18653489
I’m a wall st consultant so morally I think this site has clearly failed, but I’m pretty fucken happy and have a family n shit.

>>18656948
>I’m a wall st consultant
Ok
>so morally I think this site has clearly failed
Whoa I just got whiplash

I am here for lie 5 years and 4chan did not have any bad influence on me. I was always fuckup, so nothing changed since I got here.

>>18651692
Same. Was 10 years old at the time. Those were magical days.

>>18651629
You can never truly leave this place. I try to limit chans to a few hours only.

>>18655787
>I'm actually a sissy when the mood is right
There isnt really a decent board on this site for discussing and understanding sexuality. It's just porn, and porn has been at the heart and soul of the internet since it's inception. Quit shitting on porn. Shit on shitty parents and shitty school structures, shitty self-marketers promoting Western sexuality, the digital trade of entertainment around the world promoting and pushing the boundaries of expressed sexuality, and the porn industry's on-off producers startups pushing out 18-20 year old pornstar wannabes, doctors giving augmentation surgery and prescription companies and independent chemists selling performance enhancers aaaaaall for the business of sex.

Porn can be a fun little marital aid or a stimulant for curiosity and sexual release. Hating porn and browsing the site of all things. What a stupid shitpost.

>>18654016
Cringe and fake

Why isn't he hanging out at biz?

>>18652493
you are mentally weak if you go to boards like r9k there is no value in there

>ever exposing your powerlevel
It's like blaming guns for the amount of gun deaths.