/biz/ - Business & Finance

>GILD

N

CRAMER ON SUICIDE WATCH LOL

how do i profit from not respecting women bros?

huh? did somethign happened just now? w/e

Giant 1.5% drop priced in in under 20 minutes.

BULLS ARE RETARDED NIGGERS

>>18643446
>Professional Coper

Hyundai confirmed,

BUY REFR

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

What should I spend my 1,000 bucks on? I already have RDS.B/RTX/OKE but dont know if I should get into airlines, defense, financial, or vice.

USOIL plummeting right now

>>18643454
GEO

>>18643460
bullish
Drug succeeds 3% pump
Drug actually shit don worry about it.

>>18643446
He’s right, you know

Everything is red

>>18643430
the GILD bubble has popped bois

>back to crabbing
fucking gay.

>>18643472
>USO doesnt budge
lol

oil still doomping, makes you wonder if this bounce is just delayed

i dont care, my gains will be realized Q4, Done watching this shit every day, just buy in weekly and close that shit, no need to stare at the numbers

>>18643446
JIMMY SHILL??

HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU?

REMINDER THAT OIL WILL FUCKING CRASH AGAIN JUST BEFORE THE EXPIRY IF THE MAY CONTRACTS, JUST LIKE IT DID FOR THE APRIL ONES.

Goes to show you what a fake and gay bubble this is.

>https://twitter.com/adamfeuerstein/status/1253365703421419522
guess who published gilead news this time

Wait so gilead has the abiltiy to do this to the whole market? I just thought it was some shitcoin pennystock

>>18643466

>Eleven manufacturers are already in the process of using Gauzy’s product in their future models, with the first expected to enter mass production in 2021.

>>18643468
COP

What will he say today?

Im convinced there is a man at the stock building who just hit a big red dump button while furiously refreshing the news

>Ching gives who 30 mill
>who leaks data that makes US company look bad
>nothing to see here folks move along

>>18643494
>Everything is red
every index is green

When is the fed pumping

DON'T WORRY MUMU's WE'RE HEADED BACK UP!

BUY THE DIP!

is /smg/ a nofap board?

>>18643552
imagine being this desperate

imagine not accumulating the fuck out of MGM, CCL, and PENN right now lmao

>>18643511
That motherfucker is going to get his ass beat by SEC. He obviously got calls/stock, drove it up, then got short/puts and drove it down. That, or he was paid to do so.

>>18643454
You get sex

>>18643563
im fapping right now

>>18643563
No, please post some pawg.

>>18643466
Not on trading 212 sorry can't buy

Any SAVAchads?

>>18643565
imagine not looking at spx before commenting

>>18643566
Sorry, I prefer not being retarded.

>>18643566
CCL is like airlines, but completely discretionary and even worse in virus communication terms. Just buy an Airline if you think V shape

>>18643563
No.

That news was priced in quickly. Holy shit.

I wish I could say the N word uncensored here
It really goes together with stock investing

I think we fade the rest of the day

>>18643511
>stein
Every time.

Gilead rep: "lol nuh uh!"
STOCKS REBOUND IMMEDIATELY TO ATH

>>18643466

MOON

I'm done being emotional, I will now enter a state of Zen.

Money is not real and God loves me.
Money is not real and God loves me.
Money is not real and God loves me.

>>18643627
What a scumfuck company. I don't trust anything these insider trading faggots say.

God fucking damnit RTX DROP ALREADY FUCK

>>18643430
Anyone know anything about TTNP?

>>18643597
the vast majority of americans believe this is a massive nothingburger, once the nigger feds get out of the way cruises are BACK

>>18643653
Incredibly bullish

>>18643653
More like a state of cope.

ill quit when I am ahead today. see you tomorrow bros.

>>18643653
God is not real and Money loves me

have $12 what do i buy?

>>18643498
FANG is up for me but F and WFC is red.

are we saved? false alarm?

You didn't short the dip before it broke support, did you, bobo? Wave 2 will never retrace more than 100% of Wave 1.

>>18643694
All-in SNSS

>>18643672
Unfortunately democrats still make up about 50 % of the population and they don’t want to go back to work. Ever.

>>18643504
>no need to stare at the numbers
Thats the fun part for me.

>>18643468
BAYER
They're still at a 50% discount from BEFORE they aquired Monsanto, making them the largest agro-chemistry conglomerate in the world. It's a comically Bond-esque evil corporation but with the world population constantly growing and epople in developing nations hungring for more high-quality food they're probably one of the most solid stocks with a good mid-term (recovery to pre-Monsanto levels) and long-term (organic growth in the next few decades) outlook.

With a 1000 bucks diversification isn't really worth it so you should just invest in one stock you feel very confident about. BAYER is worth looking into for sure. Incidentally, they're also one of like 5 German stocks that aren't total garbage.

>>18643704
Yeah money printer go brrrrr

>>18643694
a large meatball sub.

>>18643690
God is Money and really loves me

>>18643704
>"may still benefit patients"
Oh man that is a fucking "sell the news" situation if I ever seen one. People were betting on a cure, not "maybe helping a bit".

>>18643704
No, literal manipulation fueled by hope. Everything they are saying is lies. Theres literally no recovery. They are just trying to suck everyone back in before the drop the floor from under them.

>>18643508
no

>>18643689
Start a new thread before you leave

>Businesses around the country are closed
>Less tax revenue because people aren’t working
>Market on the rise despite of it
>Oil crashing and burning due to poor foresight
>Unemployment reaching Great Depression numbers
>Red candles everywhere

This bubble is on the verge of exploding dudes.

>>18643733
No? Isn't that what your picture implies though? This has literally never happened. Oil is actually worthless.

>>18643619
Why are zoomers so fucking stupid? Dude washed out last time.

>>18643468
BAM, they're literally already starting to buy pipelines and stuff. Just put up billions to buy a Qatari pipeline, Plus renewables real estate private equity and distressed debt.

>>18643704
>may
you sell

>>18643730
this. I learned my lesson the hard way in 2008 - not that any of you are old enough to remember it. (((They))) tell you it's over and then they pull the rug out. I sold everything a few hours ago at a profit. Maybe it'll go up a bit more, maybe not. But this is the most obvious bull trap I've ever seen.
>>18643746
this also

>>18643468
I went long on WM today. Down almost 25% from ATH. Decent dividend. I’ll probably end up financially ruined.

>>18643715
there will be plenty of midwest boomers to ride the boats when they unchain them, believe me

>>18643746
Fuck off doomer

Its not a loss if you dont sell.
Oil is the lifeblood of civilization.

>>18643466

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>>18643754
well I sure fucking hope so Im net short on oil buuuut there are a lot of problem with USO shinanigans and opened investigations into futures traiding. Imagine what happens if they halt all trades and allow postopned deliveries 3 months out. Kinda redwojaking here

The GILD drug study was done in china just saying

>>18643722
you're not even convincing yourself

>>18643715
>they don’t want to go back to work. Ever.
So things still normal?

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18643787
oh nononononoono MUH ACCUMULATED REFR

>>18643783
And carbon is the basis for all like yet C is fucking worthless

>>18643789
USO is already broke, they are just fudging the numbers.

>>18643761
The fact that the are so in love with this basic bitch social democrat that every other country on Earth has tons of is pretty funny. Here in Canada we have an entire party of Bernies and honestly they fucking suck and never win elections.

HOLD THE FVCKING LINE BVLLCHADS. WE GET PAST TODAY AND THE BEARCVCKS WILL DIE FOREVER. BVLL FVCKING SVRGE!!!!!

BVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLL!!!!!

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
GILD IS DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18643769
I think you're overreacting.
The virus is a nothingburger.
The economy will open and the money printer will keep on printing until things recover.

>>18643816
BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

Wow, this was a pretty bearish half hour, shows how skittish this move up really is, dumped 1.5% in 3 minutes on some chinese report a drug failed, imagine when the lockdown gets extended or we see a second wave.

Why the shit does is just keep going down? It was just up, and then dropped, stopped, and then dropped again

bullbros what the fuck is going on why is this happening

>>18643811
thats not the point, point is theyre the strongest jew in the room and despite obvious outcome they can outjew you 10x till you get to expiry
They changed their strategy 3 times in last 72hrs

>>18643816
WOOF WOOF WOOF

WTF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18643715
>democrats
>work.
kek

Bros I'm pooping how do I invest more pooping

>>18643824
do you understand the implications of QE at this level? Inflation? How utterly crippled the real economy is? No, of course not. It's a 'nothingburger' and the birthday money you put in Robinhood will just keep going up and up forever. Good luck bud, you'll need it

Bobo strikes again

>>18643769
Source: myass.

*SSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
Puahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Now this fucking meme ship is finally sinking.
It's gonna be Hogs, Gold, shorting oil for the next month and buying stocks during the actual dip.
Buckle up.

>>18643829
dont think about it goy just the natural state of the market

FUCK YOU ADAM FEUERSTEIN

>>18643787
Are you invested in research frontiers?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

This waterfall selling kek. Red close.

>>18643815
Sorry who is your PM?

Obligatory

>>18643856
Who is Myass?

Wet tissue S&P support at 2800.

PUSH IT BACK BULL CHADS, GET THESE BOBOS THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

>>18643815
>>18643815
HAHAHAHA.

clacka clacka clacka clackaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>21% of NYC has corona
DEAD JEW STORAGE

>>18643834
The stock holders always get fucked. USO will be forced to liquidate to cover and holders will pay for it.

>Sold some at the dip
>bought it back immediately because I was being a retard
>its falling again
Why do I keep doing this to myself

I'm going to relish every penny I take from you idiots when I open my short positions next month.

>>18643430
The spy meme lines look really fucking bad right now oof

MAKE

IT

STOP

DEAR

VISHNU

>>18643834
I’m not gonna lie dude, I’m just hoping that history repeats itself thanks to greedy retarded commodities traders so I can go full fuck it on negative oil.

Oil more like LOIL

>>18643900
oil dropped a buck fifty in the last 30 minutes, you don't need to wait

>>18643860
Im ready to just sell at a loss and be done with it, sick of this shit

BEAR TRAP CONFIRMED! LETS FUCK EM UP BULLS

>>18643863
Now you know how bears felt when he pumped it up to 288

Alright mumu, its time...
https://youtu.be/2CoS5MrRGO4

>>18643891
Embrace reality bulltard

>>18643875
A retarded liberal, more like Biden than Bernie.

The NDP is the Bernie-esque party in our country.

>>18643704
No, it's purely algorithms.

>>18643853
>Inflation?
The fed does de inflation.
How utterly crippled the real economy is?
Oh no useless make busy jobs were told to stay home for a flu the screws with your lungs.
The end is nigh!
>Birthday money.
Nice, a childish jab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZZqZTKoFcM&list=RDbZZqZTKoFcM&index=1

Face the music bulls

>>18643889
they already managed to dump part of their position in june calls and now trading is getting forced to stop, they're also issuing split Aprill 28th and theres 2 more jewish tricks going on with their balance sheet
again, its irrelevant regarding our way to obvious outcome

>>18643911
Cope
>>18643881
Cope
>>18643825
Cope
>>18643816
Also cope

I'm not concerned. Still up almost 0.5% on the DOW. Minor retrace because of the bad drug news?

>>18643893
Goldman is up to something. Only Goldman drops all their bags at once like that. Check the news tomorrow.

>>18643728
and me loves Money is God really

FUCK GILEAD

Now the daily looks like the 3month chart

>>18643824
Why is Singapore closing UNTIL 1st June, after reopening 2 months ago? Ruining your economy over a nothingburger?

>>18643888
The most unhealthy and fat fucks with terrible air pollution are affected by a lung flu?
Oh no not the dead jew niggerrinos.

Manipulation. I'm currently winning on stocks in the last month but it's pissing me off that the manipulation is so blatant and nothing is done about it. It's gotten to the point I want to just see the stock market collapse and never have it come back.

>>18643891
The market will not function without people like you. The country thanks you for your service.

Seriously though, it's a good to be a little slow to react to the market.

kek

>>18643891
>>Sold some at the dip
No way this isn't bait.

honestly eat shit mongoloid bulltards. buying right now is literally dreaming and hopium. fucking capitulate already

Seriously, this whole gilead thing seems set up.
>random leak saying something shows “promise”
>gilead forced to acknowledge it
>some chinks do “tests” and associates it with gilead for some reason
>fails miserably
>stock value tanks
Chinese did this. They are trying to kill us all

>>18643936
BWAHAHAHA, WE WARNED YOU FAGGOTS

>Wall Street has been trading high on the idea of a treatment coming into fruition soon
So it's not the Jews, the world is actually run by high school drop out niggers?

>>18643947
Goldman is always ahead of retards, this dump was not an overreaction, this dump was someone really big selling everyhting.

>>18643904
upvoted XD
>>18643900
yeah, I have some strats for next roll over aswell but USO and CME jews are strong damn, almost got liquidated today

>>18643946
We will finish red today

>>18643950
>when you pump and dump the entire US economy and obviously sell insider info on both occasions
Seriously, fuck Gilead.

>>18643928
What could have made them all sell suddenly like that, some kind of equation they all use?

>>18643816
BVLLBVLLBVLL!!!!!

>>18643921
lol

>>18643970
They are talking about /biz/ lol

>>18643976
MBA, so basically the same thing.

i am not betting money, i am betting time.

i am betting 5 weeks of labor for 30 weeks for freedom

>>18643970
Boomers win again, good luck next time

>>18643446
in what world does remdesivir being trash actually help the chinese

>>18643971
?? Gilead said the news was fake and there was no result so far after the (((leak))), which was a sure sign that it was failing hard and they needed people to pump so they could dump. Only literal retards didn't see it coming from miles away so I can't possibly believe the market was acting the way it did on hopes it actually worked.

>>18643976
It's both.

Is 80% here invested in gilead?

house vote coming vaguely soon, 2 hours almost up and then various meme regulations before vote

>>18643790
GILD is garbage. Chinks or not that drug won't work anywhere. They'll just manipulate it and says it promising after a bullshit study for another pump

>>18643971
Chinese was fucked badly by WTI and this is their revenge.

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>HOLD LE LINE LE BVLL CHADS

>>18643968
>betting against the fed
you will learn too

>>18643946
>GIGANTIC gap down because a drug doesn't work good
>pushing 30m unemployed, welfare systems breaking, states told to file for bankruptcy, euro economy collapse, stonks go up

Oh no bvllbros, were we too cocky?

>>18643446
Diseases expert, Dr. Jim Cramer, M.D.

the bigger question is, where are all namefags? Did they all get margincalled in 2019?
t. 2018 poster

PVMVH BACK THE BEAR! STINKY GREEN THVRSDAYS FOREVER! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLL!

>>18644023
fuck no

>>18643990
I'd take that bet. No more bad news to push the price down and the trend was very positive before then. Unless the S&P breaks about 2730 it will still likely higher.

>>18643446
This guy is a joke. Why is he on TV?

>>18644023
>gambling on which shitty bio company get's the vaccine
lmao at the niggas who didn't just buy cheap powerhouses

>>18644014
I'm "betting" three years of labor for a surgery and 5 years of labor saved. I guess that's one way to look at it.

>>18643963
Lmfao based.

>>18643971
Gilead is fucking lying

>>18643996
Bunch of bots trading on momentum combined with emotion recognition-based bots reading the gilead failure ought to do it. Might suggest that most bots in actual use are very limited in what they analyze, which makes sense because of execution time constraints. This could have caused the current cascades, including a 'dip buy trigger' after the initial cliff freefall softening the drop.

>>18643955
Singapore will extend its partial lockdown for a further four weeks until June 1 to “decisively” bring down coronavirus cases within the community, and will provide an additional S$3.8 billion ($2.7 billion) to support businesses that are reeling from the fallout.
"Partial" is key word there.

>>18644018
the world where the chinese are known for stealing everything and reselling it as their own creations (which is our world)

>>18643790
we are all born with covid19 inside of us

what are some good indicators to put on a chart
already got ema 5 and 20

>>18643992
Fuck them, and fuck the retards that actually believed they would make the world's first vaccine in the span of a few fucking months.

>>18644056
Every thread you just spam like a chimp and add nothing to any conversation.

>>18644035
yes but we don't need drugs anyway.

>>18643891
Buy high sell low.

We need to do something about China, broa

>>18644071
Im StochRSI maximalist

>>18644018
China bad always convinces the boomers

Where my /SNAP puts/ crew at???

>>18644071
nothing. just eyeball it. exact numbers are meaningless.

should i go all in on OXY? chevron will probably buy it out soon

>>18643930
I'm going to jerk off so furiously when your pocket money is flowing into my wallet

>>18644071
Big boys don't bother with anything besides MAs and price levels

>>18643976
>Thinking highschool means anything at all.
You're the loser nigger here, bucko.

>>18644076
It's my version of meme magic. If I don't bvllpost, those days go red for me. Bvll exists and I send him power here thrv rituals manifestations of svrging.

>>18644069
Still doesn't make sense mumu

>>18644096
China IS bad

>>18643851
long fiber

My oil stocks are back up and running again. Should I sell them and then but back when it crashes?

>>18644122
>MAs
what is that

IT'S JUST THE FLU BRO, HOLD THE LINE BULLBROS.
BVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLLBVLL!!!!!

Can the oil industry be saves by sheer sabar rattling.

>>18644069
They need remdesivir to be seen as successful so that they can steal it. You can't trash a drug, steal it, then hail it as a success

Times 3 incoming bois....

>>18644100
what makes you say SNAP is gonna dump, anon? and how low we hoping for?

>>18644132
Moving averages

>>18644124
Go spam some other thread then you retard I'm sick of seeing your shitty posts every 5 seconds.

"Dumb Chew"

>>18644129
Sell everything and buy it for half price in May
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_in_May
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_in_May
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_in_May
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sell_in_May

Jesus christ, China just unloaded a biblical amount of bags on permabulls

>>18644071
Circumstancially I like fibbo pivots but I use them pretty rarely overall. Moving averages are basically the only thing that's always useful. Momentum can be OK to detect tops and bottoms but won't tell you if it's local or global, so combining them with fibbo works well. In both cases, circumstantial and you have to be careful. Volume is great too.
On the other hand, I find RSI to be completely useless and I can never find a value of ttm squeeze that works in the general case.

>>18644135
>ITS NOT JUST THE FLU. IT’S DEADLY! STAY THE FUCK HOME, I DONT CARE IF YOU STARVE AND THE ECONOMY CRASHES AND INWILL EVENTUALLY STARVE AS WELL.

>>18644100
Bruh

>>18643624
This isn't pol retard

>>18644145
Bvll. Fvcking. Svrge.

BUY THE DIP

bvll bvll bvll bvll buy the dip omg

>>18644119
Sure whatever.
I bet you invest in chainlink.

>>18644124
>meme magic
>>>/r/eddit

We'll reach red by 2:30

Based brookfield subsidiary Teekay on CNBC right now

BUY BAM

>Go spam some other thread then you retard I'm sick of seeing your shitty posts every 5 seconds.

>>18644071
you'll need to ofcourse backtest not just use indicators but scripts so you can get long/short/cash signals and actual results. otherwise you would be kidding yourself. and even then most people dont understand backtested results and how they typically show flawed strategy but even if results fine the strategy can be flaved and curve fitted

>>18643926
That's not true, NDP is more Green. Remember, Trudeau gives you all the socialism (healthcare, education, literally anything) that Biden doesn't offer.

>>18644158
What do you mean?

Guys... DHT is safe right.... Right!!???

>>18644167
Hey newfag, board names begin and end with a /
Go back

>>18644165
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO OPEN EVERYTHING YOU'RE SLOWING DOWN MY CAPESHIT MOVIES I WAS ABOUT TO GET TO FINALLY SEE BLACK PANTHER 4: BLACKED HARDER

>>18644100
Are you the anon who recommended snap puts a few days ago?

What strike and date? Forgot about this. Or has it already dumped?

Vix is going crazy

THIS ISNT EVEN A DIP!
We either missed the big dip or are approaching a new dip, but we sure as hell ain't in a dip now unless you consider a market crash a "dip".

>He didn't buy TVIX
you could have made 5% today AT LEAST

>>18644212
DMT?

>>18644220
>BLACK PANTHER 4: BLACKED HARDER
Kek

>>18643790
LOL he doesn't know how science works. Remdesivir also didn't work against ebola

Chart of the hour

Friendly Reminder:

An anon posted earlier today that the largest options made today are high volume puts at 245.

Translation: Whales, big boys, institutions, are loading up for a second crash.

BUY TVIX

DONLAD TRUMP DON'T TRUST CHINA, CHINA IS ASSHOLEE

>>18644229
No you're right. It's definitely not a dip.
Everyone's dumping their bags and this clown market is about to jump off a cliff.

way down we go

>>18644220
Why are you obsessed with black dicks?
Seek help

-_-

>>18643446
>WHO leaking a mischaracterization of a study
>lefists media, China and WHO jump on it
>simps believing the forcefed shit for the aformentioned sources

summer is early

this whole day the general was spammed with bobo hate
now the bull's are being roasted
how short sighted are you guys?

>>18644129
Oil isn't gonna crash unless you are in one of those absurd pumpers like WLL.

MRO and XOM are gonna crab slow and steady.

>>18644187
Tourist.

>Invest in retarded stock with retarded percentage of total savings
>Immediately get fucked.
Yeah I guess I deserved this.

>>18644275
you must be new here

>>18644220
>BLACK PANTHER 4: BLACKED HARDER
my sides

>>18644252
how many month out?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY ARE WE DUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18644187
>not believing in meme magic
not been around here long, eh?

>>18644247
are you trying to suggest downward breakout?

>>18644292
I like this one

Senpai, explain BA to me please. Why is it up?

>>18644260
He said nervously for the hundredth time.

>>18644292
since the end of February. Daily

>>18644252
proof?

I was planning on selling before close today and loading on tvix. I think the market is gonna dump friday

>>18644286
Take your shadilay bullshit back to r/the_donald

>>18644299
I think it was until June 19th or something.

>>18644038
How lol?

>>18644308
kek

>>18644275
easiest way to make money is to inverse /biz/

>>18644308
kek

>>18644309
300 million dollar lawsuits are bullish because its a big number

>>18644309
Boeing is a shitcoin

>>18644301
how do we have AAAAA posters when most stocks went down by like a half a percent?

bearbros... why won't spx go below 2800...

>>18644309
BAilouts incoming

>>18644302
You’ve only been here since 2016, don’t lie newfag

.............FUCK CHINA

bulls do you realise the higher this shit returns to normal, the harder this shit will crash. Companies are valued base on their free cash flows and then at a multiple. Just because a company is still making cash flows doesn't mean it can't go from a 15x multiple to a 7x

>>18644325
this, but unironically

Can someone please give me 30000 shares of SQQQ for free please
I don’t want to work ever again

>>18644316
TVIX can be a real bitch. Two green days in a row and you're down 10%. I was holding 10 shares bought tuesday. Like I said, was down 10%. Sold 4 shares, holding 6 now.

>>18644346
those abs

>>18644329
Boeing winning 300 million doesn't seem to be a big deal. It's like half of a cockpit.

>>18644127
US is also bad, doesn't convince me to short S&P500

>>18644345
you're right, I am a newfag
>being proud to be on this site for a long time
I bet you get laid all the time

Round three, FIGHT.

>>18644339
WALLAH

>>18644383
>US is also bad
Nope. Wrong again.

>>18644053
what is that youre using. i like the blue

What should I be holding? Cash? Bonds?

Mama mia TVIX

>>18644403
Ok boomer

>>18644390
>Originalfag.
Jesus I'm old...

oil was $6 yesterday and now $17 with no fucking news whatsoever. what the fuck? someone explain

>>18644212
Well, their returns won't be as stellar as the others because they have debts to pay off, but it will make them much stronger in the long-term. I'd like to know WHAT THE FUCK ARE TANKERS DOING AAAAAAAAAAAA right now though.

>>18644390
>ur a virgin lol
Oh boy, we have a normie here

>>18644390
i started whenever the duckroll came around, so 2006 or 2007. fuck this place has my soul

>>18644217
Here since April 2011

>>18644390
oldfag reporting in

>>18644353
It doesn't matter. The capital will have to flow somewhere. The stocks will be back to all time high, no matter what. There is nothing else to spend your money on.

>>18644366
I wanted to invest in tvix 2 months ago when the crash was just starting but had no cash to put in. Kicking myself.

It's a great tool, and pretty easy to predict to be honest because there is often a least a few trading hours between when things start to appear to be going south, and when tvix really shoots up.

Like this GILD news is just a feint. Its gonna flatten the market gains today, and shake confidence. Then tomorrow or Monday next week the market is gonna dump 3+percent. It's a guarantee.

>>18644421
Monthly contracts.

>>18644390
2009 reporting in!

Funnyjunk -> /b/ and the rest is history BAYBEEE

Nasdaq touching red

Close all hatches DIVE DIVE DIVE

>>18644447
what? there hasn't been a change from yesterday to today

>>18644271
Cope harder mumu

>>18644440
TVIX can unironically make people rich if they get lucky

It's like options for people who don't want to lose infinite money

OK BROS LET'S TEST 2800

>>18644271
This is incredibly bullish for oil and defense stocks like RTX. WHO leaks a chinese study and mischaracterizes it from China which is pushed as fake news from China. China ruined the market tactically, this will be addressed and the Donald is going to demand reparations or do something outlandish in response, condemning as hard as he can to China's FUD's and WHO's puppetry.

Load up on war stocks now, it is going to be happening.

>>18644252
This was done likely with someone in league with China who knew they were gonna leak this shit out. Means nothing for the second crash. And if it does crash, again, prepare for war and China to be blamed for all of it. We will take away our dollars from them and escalate it until their government coups or fires on us.

>>18644390
I've been here all summer.

Almost red boys. Then the fear will really set in.

hoes mad

>>18644061
Entertainment, like most finance journalism

>>18644319
Pretending to be an old faggot is a clear sign of being new.

SELL EVERYTHING

>>18644390
07 gang report in. First wave of CANCER!

This post is the cancer that is killing /b/. This post is the chemo that is curing /b/

New thread lads
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>>18644403
Ask the world, bootlicker

WHAT IS THIS COLOR ON MY SCREEN. I THOUGHT STOCKS ONLY WENT UP. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18644421
Monthly contracts, nigga. The may contracts expired at $10 a barrel. Now we're in June contract territory.

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>>18644498
>chemo
I haven't thought about "chemo" in the /b/ context in probably a decade

>>18644440
I was a SQQQ fool who didn't understand the vaule of TVIX as a tool.

Some basic trend analysis shows we are entering another downward trend, but it could be a little longer than monday. Do not try to enter TVIX early. It will eat your money and fast.

>>18644230
i bought 5 shares an hour ago and happy

>>18644390
>I bet you get laid all the time
Yeah your mom comes around all the time.

>>18644476
> War Stocks
Based. Loaded my bags of XAR and ITA.
Even if this one event doesn't trigger anything, cheap oil and failing global economies will cause people to look for reasons to start shit.

>>18644451
Saaaaaaame.

>>18644346
i want to stick my cock in her pussy and unload millions of seed into her fertile receiving cervix, if you know what i mean

>>18644501
>authoritarian countries and cuck countries hate the US
color me surprised

>>18644252
I’ve got 100 shares of tvix wish me luck brother.

>>18644501
>italy hating Moortugal
Haha, my sides are in the orbid

where is everybody? 4chan is ded.

unless you remember this, you didn't have a successful childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL7nX9W3aOU

>>18644501
go figure a bunch of radical islamic shitskins hate us

>>18644429
note: I never called you a virgin, just said in a sarcastic tone that you *must* get laid because of how long you've been here

>>18644533
top tier insult, anon. I've truly been had

>>18644390
Oldfag here.

pre-facing this by saying i have little to no knowledge of stocks at all, but shouldn't the price of oil going down make the prices of oil-related stocks super low and thus a great time to buy?

>>18644123
Not that guy but a high school degree is pretty much the cut-off for being a functioning member of 21st century society.
All a farmer in 1920 needed was a fit body and discipline for daily routine, a farmer in 2020 needs a basic grasp on economics, statistics, chemistry and IT in order to micro-manage his drone fleet of chemical-dispensers and harvesters while aticipating any slip-up in crop yield which will be instantly penalized by having his gene-patented hyperseeds confiscated by the corporate inquisitor, resulting in swift bankruptcy.

the UN wishing all you Europeans a happy Ramadan lmao